(the rat is a metaphor)
>>151373094I believe it
a rare sighting >>151371048albeit a possible imitator or the fame has gone to the bandits head (very tame and 5am on the dot? much to consider)
>>151373108TWINKIE HOUSE
>>151373133the 5am bandit has seemingly struck again, this time with a devastating hit and run attack on once-in-a-century talent Florian Wirtz. we as the entire /epl/ community must come together to condemn this.
>>151373133the banksy of /epl/ going to tell us to open our borders to /int/ and /pol/ soon
>>151373094bumbaclaaaaat
lmao they're still seething over saka and writz being frauds. rent free
FYI I got 3 jugs of piss in my room
>>151373207Fucking disgusting. You are a barbarian. No man needs more than 2.
>>151373207>only 3kek, rookie number also Liverpool WILL lose against Manure this weekend.
grim handball
>>151373373clearly unintentional
london fc play another literally who country tonightpersonally couldnt give less of a fuck
>>151373454more of a lionesses man i take itunderstandable
harry mong backs into players causing them serious risk of injury
>>151373373I hate these.It just incentivises flicking the ball up hopefully.
There is nothing more patriotic to me than watching a young African lad bangin' it 'bins against some random eastern european slavic shitters while proudly wearing the three lions. It's literally what England is and always has been about.
>>151373458lol fuck off
>four league games before the next international break
Genuinely don't even know any of the results
>>151373576Doesn't matter at all, only the tournaments do.
England should just play percentage football t bhGet Maguire in thereGet Burn in thereGet the crosses whipped inGet the time wasted
Why are gays also always nonces?
>>151373598It's just who they are mate
r/soccer are saying Wirtz and Isak had a fantastic international break
>>151373789>redditwe get our opinions from X the everything app (formerly twitter) here
>>151373598>Be ABL >Be paedoMany. Such. Cases.
dave won
>>151373811>aura
dave won doe
>Liverpool owners FSG have completed a positive due diligence on Getafe FC and are moving forward with the purchase. The club's current owner Ángel Torres said this morning that he is leaving in 2028. FSG and Torres have met in August
>>151373866M-M-M-MULTI CLUB
>>151373866I just hope Liverpool fans weren't against this sort of thing when it came to Chelsea and City
>>151373086this photo has to be worth an award or something surely
>>151373866Well that's Bordalas sacked
>>151373980Bruno Fernandes streaking at the Wales game? Bloody hell
>>151374016KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
https://youtu.be/nf9kpRAgx4sKikebridge has been ordered by his masters to do damage control for Floporkes, Auschwirtz, and Pissak
>>151373517Still the worst one I think I've seen in recent times was Livramento's against Mbappe.
Reminder: as evidenced by Coote's conviction, all ABLs are gay nonces
>>151373811>utdtrey >aura>twitter/xyou don't need to quote an Indian to say isak is a flop
There is nothing more patriotic to me than watching a woman falling to be bangin' it 'bins against some random eastern european slavic shitters while proudly wearing the three lions. It's literally what England is and always has been about.Now to buy a TV that comes with 3 Lionesses on the screen.
Ooo david coote, ian watkins is now smilling in heaven for you
>>151373811he's still better than Wirtz lmao
>>151374112I wouldn't read too much into it.Closet gays always target their self hate towards other gays, Kloppo for example.
>>151374016What will it take for Bruno to learn his lesson?
>>151374860This is Bruno, Mazraoui, and Amorim all fused into one.
Manchester United is letting Bruno down in a big way
>>151375287Define "Passing grade"
>>151374860Blud was just having a piss, I'm sure Vlad has never had a drunk piss on the street before
really funny how much arsewog has been spamming about recent transfers but dead silent when it comes to the arsenal striker currently stinking up the sweden NT
>>151375315Its an amalgamation of a player's1. Right foot passing2. Left foot passing3. Pressure passing4. Unpressured passing5. Through ball passing6. One-touch passing
>>151375287where is florian wirtz
Was just at a party recently, striking up conversation before eating, asked some of the guys which clubs they supported. First guy said West Ham and said he'd have left leg of the chicken. Second guy said he supported East Ham and said he'd have the right leg. Last guy said he supported Arsenal but mentioned he wasn't hungry at the moment.
>>151375747a chicken eating party?
>>151375747and the Brighton fan said he'd suck the hosts dick hehe
>>151375747Priest humour
sovl
>>151375936Corr
>>151375747A chicken isn't ham>>151375885I'm a Brighton fan and I'll have you know I haven't sucked a dick all week.>>151375936Proper
>>151373086POV: youre a scouser having dinner
>>151373829Looks like most Liverpool fans lol
>>151375315Usually a C, isnt it?
FEED THE SCOUSERS
>>151375936I cannot bloody wait to watch some african fella bang some goals in fer England. COME ON YA BASTARDS
>>151374055>been ordered by his masters to do damage controlSpeaking of that: https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1977722419373650431>"Why is our enjoyment of football being interrupted for something that is boring" >Kaveh Solhekol reflects on the news that UEFA have set up a working group which will consider making changes to the format of international qualifiersCan guarantee he wouldn't be saying that if Sky still had the rights for international games.
>Sweden have made contact with Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and Graham Potter
>>151376391curry and chicken masala?
what is arsenal plan now that gyokeres has been proven fraud
>>151376940pass him the ball so he can score instead of using him as a cb magnet
>>151376963>can't score againts kosovo>thinks he can score in the best league of the world
>>151375936lovely stuff
>>151376997can't score?I'll have you know he scored a brace against Leeds
>>151376759he's not wrong though. hate international breaks. didn't realise we have another one coming shortly. takes the piss.
>>151376791Sverige! Its time!
>rogers>gordon>anderson>spenceprefer this to the alternatives personally, dunno what smelly is doing there albeit
Every year since 2020 people say this is the year VVD declines and every year he proves hes one of the best footballers in the league.
>>151377123>RB not wearing 2not having it
>>151377055is there any way to make qualifiers interesting?
>>151377123>konsa instead of guehi
>>151377145>challenge gradeNobody has any idea what that means.
>>151377210>>151377210>>151377210the matchy
>>151377145Conceding 1.2 goals per league game on average btw
Myles Lewis-Skelly should be nowhere near the England NT. Walking red card.
>>151377726Arsewog was trying to blame Gordon for Smelly being a complete spastic walking red card who ruins every attack, unfortunately Gordon scored and shut him up
>>151376791It's as good as we can afford. They also would speak Swedish instead of English like the Dane. Which is ironic considering Graham Potter is literally fucking English.
>>151379269Yeah, I know, it was comical how fast he slinked off.Just dreading the WC, the Beckham red is one of my worst football memories.
alri lads was stroking me cock in bed in me underpants in the dark and felt something on me legturned me flashlight on and it were a big fuck off thick spiderjumped out of bed and had to turn me new hoover to suck it up not happy lads
>>151375936looks like barnsleys ground
>>151379894>in bednice try dave
lee dixon and matt upson are the two most obnoxious commentators ive ever been subjected too
>>151377726Lewis Smelly is shit >>151380178I would eat your pussy too, girl
>>151380178Dixon is the most boring miserable cunt on earth, my dad complains about it every time we watch an England match with him commentating, fucking sucks all the joy out of it. Not sure why they keep giving him work
>>151379945we don’t sign our posts here
Can't wait to see what the 5am bandit will cook up tonight. Reckon it will be something to do with Lewis-Skelly.
>>151380472tonight's the night I catch him in the act
no man united player should ever be allowed to play for england again
next international break is now completely pointless
>>151380605As are posts complaining about international breaks.
>>151380648whats your point
>>151380692You're a faggot and you should kys.
>>151380605it's getting me fired up for the world cup, I'm considering taking a cheeky drive to see a game or two
>>151380605>BASED international breaks>PointlessPick one and ONLY one
>>151380702angry bitter lad, as unhinged as ever i see
>>151380738Be quiet you whinging wog.
>>151380605They're a good chance to try out some other players like Bellingham, Grealish, Foden, Wharton. See if they're willing to grasp the opportunity or whether they should just be left behind. Serbia and Albania will be looking to get as many points as they possibly can, so the opposition will at least be trying to win the match (unlike the friendlies we'll play after the new year, where players are just trying to avoid injury).
>>151380758got your number dont i angry bitter lad
>>151380758we don't sign our posts here
>>151380605We don't sign our post here
One of the worst referees of all time will be in charge for the biggest fixture in english football again. Can't wait till he makes it all about himself again.
>>151380797go back to your containment thread you sad cunt
>>151380797Who is a good ref in your eyes?
>>151380797There was an old man named Michael FinneganHe had whiskers on his chinneganThe wind came along and blew them in againPoor old Michael FinneganThere was an old man named Michael FinneganHe went fishing with a pin againCaught a fish but it flopped back in againPoor old Michael FinneganThere was an old man named Michael FinneganHe ran a race and tried to win againHe fell down and bumped his shin againPoor old Michael Finnegan
>>151375287>>151375573Just what we needed, more ‘stats’ that doesn’t actually tell you anything. Thank god for the mathematicians making sure this sport is being saved from having any semblance of soul or common sense, wouldn’t want that now would we. Now literally every decision in the transfer market, academies and meme ratings like sofa score comes down to some arbitrary numbers. The founders if football are probably grinning ear to ear looking down.
>>151380836
>>151380862Nah real talk f@m (no cap) who is a good ref? They all suck colossal amounts of dick. Anybody who cries about refs is a pussyole fr fr ya dun no
Nonce league. Nonce nation.
for me, a good ref is one who ignores filthy pieces of disgusting arsenal shit kicking and backing into players for 90 minutes, a bad one applies the rules evenly
>>151380702Holy BASED
>>151380919still seething are you angry bitter lad?
>>151380889It's hard to remember the good ones cause the good ones that aren't massive fuckups don't grab any headlines, it's easy to remember the shit ones - off the top of my head: clattenburg, pawson, kavanaugh and of course oliver the baby faced twat who despite being shocking for 15 years is somehow top of the pile
>>151380979no one gives a shitgo back to your containment thread
>>151380989I don't know what you're talking about fag
>>151381003go back to your containment thread you weird little freak
>>151381008Which one? link me my so called containment thread
just saying A LOT of people benefiting from me already using my 'ace up my sleeve's image
they have a containment thread but they refuse to use itsaid it before will say it again arsenal customers are the kpop fans of english football
>>151381039But I'm not an arse customer, I was initially talking about the liverpool vs manu gametake your fucking meds schizo
>>151380896Just as I was about to approve your green card, Hans...
>>151380979>>151381003>>151381093
>>151380979My point is they all fucking stinks. If you're a fan don't cry about the refs actually look at your shitty team.
>>151381039 Last year made me realise how arsenal fans are by far the worst online fanbase. The absolute psychosis, cope and weird conspiracy theories every single time they drop points is ridiculous.Constant entitlement and turning on their own players after 1 game
>>151381184Nice to see a sane person seeing the light. It's a shame as well because Arsenal were always a pretty respectable club until Shart turned up.
>>151381240supporting arseanal used to be a rude boy ting, now it's just neeky
What I don't get is why the FA bothered arranging that friendly against Wales. Tuchel has a limited number of games before the World Cup, and when you remove the qualifying matches (which are naturally going to be against relatively weak opposition), you're only left with 6 friendlies. Surely you want the opposition to be as strong as possible to see how the team copes against better opposition? Even if it is a friendly and neither team will be going full throttle, we'd get a much better idea of how the team can handle players that can actually do something with the ball.
>>151381093>schizoHe is by the way. Posts at 5am seething about a club he doesn't support, could you believe it? Then he moans in here about his sleep pattern like anyone gives a fuck (4chan is his entire life)
>>151381427>What I don't get is why the FA bothered arranging that friendly against Wales.Wales specifically asked for it. I remember prematch they were making a big thing about how Craig Bellamy wanted a match against England to gauge their quality.
>>151381488bet he regrets it now kek
115 charges (actually now over 130 due to City refusing to co-operate) update: >According to The Independent’s Miguel Delaney, figures at the Premier League are reportedly bracing themselves amid ‘growing murmurs’ that the decision is expected ‘this month.’
Mad the way City are being punished for spending their own money. Imagine if you want to the shop to buy a pint/bag of milk and the police were there and like "whose money are you using to buy this?" and you were like "mine?" and they were like "in the back of the van now, son. that's against the rules of the law!" it would be like "!!!!" know am saying?
>>151381448He just wants to watch wwe
>>151381488That makes more sense then. Although I hope that England do pick the opposition for their 4 friendlies after the New Year a bit better. Even just playing in some hot countries would probably be useful experience for the players.
>>151381611The problem is that City weren't spending "their" own money. Their owners were using dodgy sponsorship deals to funnel Abu Dhabi funds into the club.
>>151381611i saw a rage bait youtube short the other day where some geezer was being stopped by police and they were searching his car saying if he has a 500 quid i think it was theyll take it because they think its from drugs even though the only proof was the money no drugsmental
The worst part about this general is that there are like 4 people who are actually willing to have a proper conversation. Everyone else just makes snide remarks about certain clubs/players, hoping that fans of those clubs will take the bait and get angry.
>>151381751Agreed, it's why I barely post in it now.
>>151381751Yep it's annoying. For example I dislike certain other clubs but it's boring to post about them as though I hate them (also comes across as obsessing over them). I try to be unbiased about what I post about.
>>151381719Unironically had a similar thing happen to me when I was about 17>Out with a friend one night walking around where we live>Police stop us and ask the usual what you up to, where you been, where you going, etc>Tell them because we have nothing to hide>Start searching us>Tell us the vicar's house has been robbed so if we have more than £30 on us, between us, we were getting arrested>I asked him if it was illegal to carry money>He didn't appreciate that>It's not even like £30 is beyond the realms of possibility to have on you at any one time>Which I also explained and he again didn't appreciate>We didn't even have £30 on us anyway and they were fucking seething when they had to let us goIt's not like now where they seem to have less power than any other general member of the public. They were real pricks.
>>151376940Likely merino up top again
>>151381751the once every week or two time i can actually have a nice chat with someone or a few people is usually worth it though
>>151381902FOY
>>151381778No one misses you and your team is shit.
>>151381789This is tragic lmao
>>151381789Based Sanchy going for the Ibra third person persona
guess the arsenal player
i really fucking hate liverpakis
oh my word is that bloomin florian wirtz going off to media darlings Liverpool
kneel to black defenders
LIVERPOOL ARE FLIPPIN DREADFULI WIPE MY ARSE WITH EM
harry kane is way too good honestly, these goals he scores from half chances are exquisite.shame he went to blundershitga
>>151385484What happened to the other black they were excited about? Can't tell the difference between them.
>>151373598I want to know how he was caught. The only info I could dig up was that he copied the files from an old HDD to a new laptop. How does that lead to the police knowing he has CSAM? Are they scanning everyone's computers for known file-names?
>>151389037All gays have child porn.Arrested a faggot? Just squeeze him until he admits it
For me, it's Ever-reachy Ezzay
how come the schizos are all(assuming it's >1) asleep till now?have they got employed?can't say i dislike this peace and serenity thought.
Letting this doode go just as he was hitting his peak was the equivalent of selling Salah four years ago.
>>151373086israeli pitch invader
florida wirtz you're fired
>>151390104nah liverpool fans hated him a year ago saying he had no end product and was just a dribbler now they say gakpiss cuts inside and shoots too much
>>151390131That's antisemite, Gary!
>>151390293justifies Pool's late goal against them the cheating diving rats
>>151390293>opposition teams climbing into the stands to take long breaks against Eddie's Nvthern Bvlls
>>151390293And Liverpool fans will have the nerve to complain about the clubs above them in this list timewasting and not coming to play football.
>>151373094>Diamontéyer boy sanchz dating tranny strippers?
>Last night against Latvia, Thomas Tuchel became the first ever England manager to win his first six competitive matches without conceding a single goal.
Oh is that England's brightest new prospect, Myles Lewis-Skelly, oh my word I simply say oh how marvellous
>>151390395this is what happens when you keep the Liverpool players out
Eze, Guehi, Konsa, Saka — all pure bred African stock.We’ve officially crossed the rubicon from Caribbean ngubu’s to African ngubu’s.We’re no different than France now.If you’re White? and cheering for these players - then there’s something really wrong with you.
>>151390486
>>151390534Goes for all arsenal players really, none of them are there on merit (literally what merit?)Foden is the most disrespected player in England, he's levels above a meme like Saka.PFA is a good barometer, the players themselves know talent when they see it.
>>151390551>Foden is the most disrespected player in EnglandHas never proven this for England btw
>>151390551Foden for England:37 games4 goalsHe hasn't scored or assisted in 15 straight games for us.At what point would you have dropped him? He was our worst player at The Euro’s. 7 games. 0 goals. 0 assists. If anyone deserves a second chance at LW it’s Grealish.
no difference between Scousers talking about the England national team and the Irish/Welsh/Scotch doing the same
>>151390534He’s also a dickhead, so there’s that too.
Serious question. Why are keepers disproportionately white compared to fielders? Is it because the more talented black and brown players play as fielders or are whites actually better keepers?
>>151390575I don't see why Grealish should get a game ahead of Gordon and Rashford desu.It's between him and Barnes for third choice imo, but we will probably see Foden on the left again before either get a chance.
a quarter of all football teams will be at the world cup, qualifying is just a joke now
Friendly reminder that when Kane retires we’re cooked.It’s back to the Roy Hodgson days.
>>151390624Pickford, Rice, Gordon, and Kane have got to be the 4 ugliest white men in the entire country.You could literally take any random white lad from any village and they’d look like Casanova alongside that quartet of mongs.
>>151390598It’s because goalkeeping requires the ability to think at least one step ahead and not react immediately to what's happening at all times.Blacks generally lack forethought.
>>151390575Your reading of football is Twitter-tier.Saka is a flat track bully, a total liability in high stakes matches. Look at Spain last year, they didn't give a shit about him. Europa League level player.Arsenal hasn't won a PFA in almost two decades. None of them should be anywhere near the England NT.
>>151390534Completely factual. He's dreadful.
>>151390624We can just play Juden as a false 9, that seems to be where he wants to play anyway.
>>151390568>>151390575The idea that a player is shit in one shirt but good in another shirt is obvious insanity. Either he has talent and ability or he doesn't - and he's shown he does. I prefer him out of the squad because there's no point using him if you don't play him to his strengths as an inside 10 on the right, and it's a waste of a position to force him into the squad for the sake of it like Southgate did
>>151390624I'm going to get incel hate for this, but honestly we should give Alessia Russo a chance.
>>151390685>The idea that a player is shit in one shirt but good in another shirt is obvious insanitythe difference between a club and a national team isnt the colour of the shirt though is itwith their club players have much more time to get to know each other and have systems drilled into themthere is also a difference in pressure, just because you can perform and have good stats over a full season on average it doesnt mean you can perform when its do or die
>>151390646Pretty incredible to have 5 Wayne Rooney tier mongs all in the starting lineup.
>>151390646you spend a lot of time going around villages checking out the local talent do you
Fun Fact: We haven’t lost a World Cup qualifying game since 2009
Qatar?Jordan?Uzbekistan?Cape Verde?Yeah, this semen slurping sport ain’t for me…
>>151390733This but unironically
>>151390733>tfw England is UEFA's last hopeGuess we'll have to save Europe all over again
>>151390695I think he has performed well under pressure before though. None of this matters though because he isn't getting picked, and by his own admission he was suffering from immense burnout during that Euros campaign where everyone was shitting on him, and it bled over into his club form too.
>>151390685>The idea that a player is shit in one shirt but good in another shirt is obvious insanityNo, we've seen it before
>>151390733Bring back Panama, Honduras, China and Togo
>>151390733Reminder that FIFA wants to add another 16 teams on top of this.You’re unironically going to get fixtures like Tahiti vs Turkmenistan at the 2034 World Cup.
>>151390762I will be 45 years old by then
>>151390733>Uzbekistan
>>151390293>sandcastle >poonite>rentboysthey really hate football, i wonder why only arselel and liverpud are the ones that get the most stick here
>>151390395This is what happens when you're inclusive to black defenders.
>>151390575fodens a cute chav and i want him in my bussy so leave him alone your just jelous he's a good footballer x
>>151390598It's because fat kids play in nets and those are mostly white
>>151390664>Your reading of football is Twitter-tier.the irony lol
they're pushing to have women's teams in the world cup too
>>151390750God I miss those days
>>151390809please let this happen
>>151390825>darkies will still say we need them
how will AW deflect from skelly now...
>>151390825>livramento >burn>hall>rice>wharton >anderson >palmer>gordon holy grim it's just newcastle shitters without the brazilians that carry their team
https://x.com/Matt5cott/status/1978069575926177986Generational PGMOL melty
>>151390825you're posting a shit team but you didn't put Lewis Smelly in there too?
>>151390854bring back the character limit, holy shit
>>151390845big game playerscored vs barcelona in the 90th minute and grabbed the ball to go for anotherbig game mentality
>>151390850Ah yes, Noocassel legends Rice, Wharton and Palmer
>>151390870now type that without crying
>>151390855this team wins the world cup ladno space for shitters
>they're taking the knee againhow have the powers that be not worked out that you can arrest 12 year olds for sending gorilla emojis all you want but the vast majority of abuse comes from foreigners (usually gambling addicts) and taking the knee does nothing to stop this but in fact worsens it?
>>151390946Email The FA and ask them. Not like you're busy is it?
>>151390958calm down aw
>>151390958no need to melt down over an opinion.
>>151390962meds, nta
>>151390973okay aw just calm down open a window go for a stroll
think you should go for a stroll, 190 lad, just not near any schools.
>>151390962>>151390964>>151390973>>151390985>>151390992Samefag. The Welsh Paedo talking to himself again and creating his character gimmicks. Thank fuck 4chan is blocked in 2 months, then again, he has a VPN so he'll still post. Just most of us won't be here.
>Open /epl/ for first time in ages>First post I see>CharacterfaggotryI hate you people
aw melty
>>151390899no british team is ever winning another world cup lad this isn't the 60s. britcucks are too weak minded for thatno mines anymore
pointing out he isn't busy really did him innow he'll whinge about his sleep pattern again
>>151391086Post about football you tedious CUNT
what do we do when starmer blocks 4chan in 60 days, bong bros?
>>151391213Well I'll still be able to read it with a VPN but we won't be able to post anymore without buying a pass which I imagine most of us are not going to do
>>151391213i'll probably an heroyou lads are literally my only mates
>>151391213get groomed on pisscord is probably the only free option
>>151390880You're a dumb cunt
>Europe's top clubs, including some Premier League sides, have held discussions about using six substitutes per game to ease the workload on players.>Sides met at the European Football Clubs' (EFC) general assembly in Rome last week to discuss issues within the game.>It was not officially on the agenda, but clubs had informal, private discussions about utilising 28-man squads - up from the current 25 - and six substitutes.HMMMMMMMMM
>>151391213>in 60 dayssource?
>>151390854Read the first two words of point 1 and immediately lost any interest
>>151391213I only care about still be able to lurk. Yeah it will affect football threads but /sp/ is shit anyway.
>>151391319we don't sign our posts here
>>151391330not long until 120 min 15 vs 15 10 subs multi ball games now.
>>151391213I hope every VPN gets blocked as well and I can finally be free.Don't have the willpower to do it myself, I need to be looked after.
I now remember James Ward Prowse
>>151391213Just use [REDACTED] VPN, it works for me
>>151391213nothing ever happens
>>151391213Is this actually true?
>>151391529Ofcom formally fined 4chan about 20 grand and I think 4chan's lawyers are suing them on the basis that foreign governments have no power over them
>>151387842>>151387864>>151387886>>151387923He came!
Football's back this weekend, lads
>>151391548Kinda hope it happens 2bh. This general has been hot dog shit for years and years at this point. There seemed to be a massive dip in quality around about 2018/2019. All the decent posters have been chased away by all the characterfreaks and spammers.
>>15138071344 hours lol Never.good luck never stopping for gas or sleepingalso, take the Canadian route. might add a day but it's epic (and you won't get shot or imprisoned or car-jacked)
>>151391565the 5am bandit is coming down your chimney and shitting in your stocking
>>151391577keep crying aw no one gives a shit what you think
>>151391590Thanks for reiterating my point sweetie
>>1513915774chin in general has been a shadow of its former glory. All the boards I used to regularly visit turned, mostly, to dog shit. This website used to be known for its creative meme output that trickled down all the way through the social media pleb filters but there has been nothing original coming out of it in years, not even a single funny raid or some mystery posts.
>>151391598go on call me 190 next like youre dying to aw you fucking hypocrite, the general was never good anyway the concept of a 'league' general is so moronic only 4chan could come up with it
>>151391612go back to your containment thread
>>151391626rude and no.
got to say 5AB stepped it up last night (this morning)
got to say youre one sad fucking cunt aw
>>151390798YES WE HAVE OFFICIALLY DONE THE DONE TO THEM SAAR
>>151391389Played in a different continent as well, don't forget that.
>>151391004>>First post I see>>Characterfaggotrykek dave's a poet and he doesn't even know that he is one
it's funny how much stick man united gets when the one manure customer here is relatively civil, meanwhile all the foreign eternal arsenal regulars are utter cancer
>>151391679did you see them during the transfer window? sure they basically have to shut up now but they start to get delusional and cocky even with a rare winarseanal customers are joint worse with scousaars though i would say with manure a close 3rd
>>151391679I'm assuming the whole /MUG/ phenomenon exists because there used to be a lot more Man United fans on here and it was funny winding them up when their team shat the bed. But now it's basically tradition
aw bros it's so le eternal...le disappointment...it's le hope that le kills u
>>151391213can't you guys just use VPN or buy a pass? :/also 4chan is banned in iraq but i remember i used to be able to post sometimes, if you use like different browsers and try different internet providers(phone mobile network etc) wiile trying different vpns you can get to the board then turn off your vpn to post.despite all the shortcomings of modern 4channel it's still part of my routine, and losing it in the season the arsenal are winning The Treble is just cruel honestly....
>>151391679>the one manure customer here is relatively civilgay rape fanfic, black willys, and gifs of taking a poo are relatively civil?
Are Villa back?
>>151391512Only place something like this sort of happens is 4plebs. Can't even see deleted posts now because of it. 100% grim.
To give you guys a taste of what's to come when you're forced to lurk the "thread" when it's just me and the yank, I wanted to say that this breakfast is a waste of time, just fry your egg and toast your bread, made it yesterday and still feel rather silly about it
>>151391783dont worry you will also have the 1 or 2 lads that pay for a pass and a vpn like that dutch vpn anon, lovely fellow also that looks pointless just do eggy bread
the reality is that no arsenal player has any experience winning things and they infect every team they touch with their loser dna
>>151391806>eggy breadis this the brit version of freedom fries?
>>151391810Big man Rice is a Europa champion. Or Conference, was it? Can't remember
>>151391616randimz and funneh charicterzzz XDGet cancer.
anger bitter lad is finished gooning and now he's on the war path
THEY DON'T WANT NONENO THEY DON'T WANT NONETHEY LOOKING SCAREDBUT THEY DON'T REALLY WANT NONE
>>151391612most boards have turned into twitter tier posting or coom posting
>>151391679United doesn't get stick in here
>>151392052SOSI HEAR THEM SHOUTIN'SOSI HEAR THEM CRYIN'WHAT ME SAY
does the epl just flip a coin to decide whether they will put a game on on a Friday night? Little too wishy-washy for me
>>151392222AMERICAN MALESAMERICAN MALESAMERICAN MALESAMERICAN MALES
Average seconds wasted per set-piece.1 Arsenal 31.82 Leicester City 31.73 Brentford 31.2Arsenal also recieved the most bookings for time wasting last year.
any time I feel like I'm doing poorly in life, I realize that at least I'm not one of these people who spends every waking moment on twitter looking for something to screenshot on post on 4chan for attentionperks me right up
>>151392919you know what they say, same old arsenal
Is the NLD the worst local derby in the Prem?
>>151393174if you blame margaret thatcher for all your problems then yes
My family hires a bunch of homeless drug addicts to rape me every other Saturday while we're laughing at Florian Wirtz being a flop and they have a contest to see who can last the longest while masturbating to it.
QUARTER TO SIX BANDIT YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!
this retarded leaf and his imaginary friends coupled with the usual 2-3 bong schizos are yanking my pizzle.
>>151392052Ademola Lookman? no Rafa Leao? No Oh that’s Jeremy Doku…noUdogye? Nodamn bro why all the jiggaboos look the same
all you internet tough guy better remember MY country is hosting the world cup, so when you come over to support your country I'll be waiting to punch your lights out
>>151393251Sounds less painful than watching a record transfer on £400kpw try to play football and less embarrassing than watching the media and pundits try to defend him. Therefore based.
>>151393384Ah yes the notorious Bournemouth player Rafa Leao
wirtz can't pass lol
>A controversial new ‘salary cap’ - which some believe will destroy thePremier League- could become a reality as early as next month.>Top-flight clubs are set to vote on anchoring, which limits the amount of money any side can spend to a multiple of the amount the bottom side received in broadcast revenue and prize money, in the coming weeks.>Both Manchester clubs are known to be opposed to the system, which would run on top of new ‘squad cost ratio’ rules.>They believe it would rob the Premier League’s of its status as the best on the planet and see the world’s top players abandon the competition in their droves. Some also feel it would wreak havoc with the Championship and make it even harder for promoted sides to survive in the top-flight.>‘This will kill the status as the best league in the world and all the money that brings,’ said one exec. ‘It feels like we are being sleepwalked into disaster.’>Known as the ‘top to bottom anchor’ the rule would mean all clubs could only spend five times the amount paid to the side that finished bottom on their ‘football squad costs’ which include player and head coach wages, amortisation (transfer fee spread over duration of contract) and agents’ fees.SLOP SIXERS & THEIR CUSTOMERS IN MELTDOWN
>>151393421the prem already isn't the best league in the world tho
>>151391213that's what you get for voting for herr starmer
>>151393421>Dual citizens start buying clubs>Can't have a closed league like the big four in freedomland>Just introduce loads of new rules that will keep them at the top and where they can take the most dividendsPure coincidence.
>>151393421aint going to happen is it irrelevant14er
I'm here as a sounding board if you need some understanding of how the salary cap works (or even what it is)
TND
>>151393421>buy shit player from promoted side>loan shit player with stupidly big wages back to promoted side>bloat lower table wage bill>still pay players gorillionsplease hire me <premier league team>
>>151393392>>151393472FOSY
>>151390293I thought Arteta coached his team to be cynical and to use the dark arts? Narrativebros...
>>151391703is funny how every transfer season 5+ of them pop up and then come MD4, or so, when reality sets in they scatter to the wind, just to start the cycle next /trans/
>>151393758He's higher up in this ranking for the same reason City is. It's a possession team. The difference is that City maintain possession looking for a goal and Arteta maintains possession looking for a corner.
>>151393811One team has the best striker in the world, the other doesn't
>>151393840Notice you didn't attempt to deny what I said.
>>151393846of course, you have to play to your strengths, one team has an easier route to goal
Listening to stick to football on my ibeat blaxx
>>151393864so why did you act like the idea of arteta coaching his team to be cynical and use the dark arts was a "narrative" when now you're admitting that that's exactly what he's done, specifically because it suits the team's strengths?
>>151393872>ibeat blaxxalri liam neeson
>>151393890Because that graph prove they aren't overly cynical? Unless you think corners are le dark arts and cynical
>>151393945I believe relying on set pieces like a Big Sam team is the definition of cynical, yes.>concerned only with one's own interests and typically disregarding accepted standards in order to achieve them.Arteta's Arsenal are a quintessentially cynical team. They do not play as is expected of a Big 6 team, specifically because playing as expected would be determinental to them and so they favour their own interests by playing like a League 2 team.
>>151393960>They do not play as is expected of a Big 6 team, specifically because playing as expected would be determinental to them and so they favour their own interests by playing like a League 2 team.And the funniest part is their fans genuinely despise if other clubs play like they do.
>>151393960Can you explain why your ideal free flowing possession based attacking team in Man City managed 33% possession and 5 shots on goal at the Emirates?
>>151393991Man City aren't my ideal. Arsenal played very well against Man City and Man City played cynical because of it. Can you talk to me like a human being instead of thinking that everyone who doesn't immediately suck Arteta's cock and gargle his balls are all part of a shadow organisation that exists only in your mind like a fucking schizo dealing with "gangstalking"?
>>151394010>The difference is that City maintain possession looking for a goal and Arteta maintains possession looking for a corner.Was just going off your example, mate.
>>151394028Do you understand what that chart was showing? Are you under the impression it was showing %s based solely on the Arsenal v City match?
even five feels a bit wrong
>>151394052Are you lost in this conversation, bro? You used City as an example of a team with similar possession but that used it in a non-cynical manner, I provided an example countering that and suddenly you're all over the shop.
>>151394111Answer my question. What do you think the chart is showing? Is it showing the numbers based solely on the Arsenal vs City match or the numbers based on the the whole season so far? This isn't a tough question. And we both know you won't answer it anyway, because you consider it somehow "losing".
>>151394097no but what they SHOULD do is break up each half into 15 minutes periods, they're practically doing it informally already with all these water breaks and ground theatrics
its 5am in australia btw
Mo Salah's record vs. the ‘Big Six’ in the Premier League:Man United: 13 goals, 6 assistsSpurs: 12 goals, 4 assistsArsenal: 11 goals, 4 assistsMan City: 9 goals, 6 assistsChelsea: 5 goals, 4 assists
>>151394150you dont think....
>>151394150it can't be...can it?
>>151393872I bet you get mad pussy mate
>>151394097There's too many games now, squads are getting bigger, gotta share the loadshare the loadshare the loadmaster frodo, did you hear me?share the load
>>151393872can that bad boy get dynamic ads?
>>151393174>liverpool-everton>chelsea-fulham>brighton-crystal palace (lmao both clubs actually think this is local)>city-unitedliterally every other derby is worse except maybe newcastle-sunderland but there hasn't been 1 in a decade
>>151388759Nwaneri?
Who or what is the 5am bandit?
>>151394602some anon kept posting in all caps at 5am about how much he hates saka this really really upset arsenal customers who spent days crying about this creating stories about what his life must be like to be up at 5am insulting their playerwhen it got pointed out to them that they spent days seething about a couple of dumb posts and they are giving him too much power over them and their entire day the moniker of the 5am bandit was born they now live in fear of his posts
>>151393174Worst is Potteries or M69
>>151394602somebody who stays up all night seething about arsenal
>>151394602>>151394677I tried to stay up until midnight to catch him in the act, maybe try reasoning with him (if at all possible). Unfortunately I had a big day as usual and conked out around 10. Today has been another big day but tomorrow I'll give it another go and report back
>>151394602He's an enigma. A maverick. A reflection of the collective sins of /epl/. Some say he's a hero, others a villain. Nobody knows who he is, or exactly when he will strike next, but there's a good chance it will probably be around 5am GMT and that his words will be devastating and withering to whoever is chosen as his unfortunate victim.
I bet it's just Dave
chuckling at the aussie flag vanishing as soon as someone pointed out what time it is in australia
>>151394602It's 190, he does the same shit in /box/
>>151395142190 is a nonce
>>151395151Yes.
>>151393960Good morning sir!
>>151395449It's 9pm mate.
>>151395096Picturing a fat little idiot chuckling in his dark room.
>>151395533You dont own a mirror? Could save you some brainpower there.
Any of you chuds watching France U20s in le world cup semi-final?
>>151390646>the 4 ugliest white men in the entire country>take any random white lad from any village >white men>white lad>white>men>ladYour motivation is cringetastically clear. Best to stop, this is not that type of board.
>>151395682FOSY
>>151394568This is a satire post presumably
>satire post>not 'satirical'MONG using words he's simply too thick to properly use!
>>151395682please stop saying things like 'cringetastically' or turn your vpn off you sandbagging son of a bitch (nice try)
>>151396613picturing a fat stupid cunt giggling in his trailer home after posting this
>>151396927i thought it was funny
>>151396613while I'll openly admit this is a game changer, the true disciplined showman would have bided his time and struck at the perfect moment
>>151396978vpn off
>>151396613>not BSLFOY
>>151397002how would you know the difference
>>151397032theyre nothing alike you clueless toad of a yank
>>151397072i can hear and speak i dont need to know sign languagejoking aside though those are completely different im kinda surprised figured there'd be a little more similarity
Disturbing the peaceeeeLook into my eyeeeessNow tell me the things you blabbing about behind my back
Does anyone that browse these threads actually go to the games of the team they support? I stumbled upon a youtube channel that shows what the 'deluxe experiences' that are sold to fans by different clubs in England are and it honestly looks like fun and relatively cheap(in comparison to getting VIP lounge seating at NFL games). Seems like something to do if you go to England for vacation.
>>151397330i go to home matches and shitpost when >we have away match threads
it's mindboggling the inferiority complex wogdogs have to blue eyed blonde white nordic men like haalandlife must be hell for arsewogs
There's just no spice to the north london derby because both clubs are chokers and all of their players are faggots. Where are the characters? Who am I supposed to look at on either side and think "phwoar he's a big lump, be tasty if it kicks off here!" Saka? Maddison? Even the BLACKS look like zesty mfers instead of the dangerous kind. Embarrassing. Shouldn't even be a televised match.
