I can’t wait to see Guru’s meltdown when Gane wins.
The greatest title fight performance in MMA history.
Gay-ru
I'm not Arabic
>I'm Arabic
>>151382129many are saying this
Merab-San...
Some guy really put JaiDsM in a BBC lock
>>151382141asalamalakim
>>151381968>>151381968>>151381968
Some you niggas Arabic and it shows.
>>151382132We call them Sexy Arabdaddies here.
>BBC daddy>I'm Arabic
>>151382169Dirty diaper Donald spunked xer DDPs here
>I'm ArabicGenuinely wonder what motivated this, how will he ever recover?
>>151382202autocorrect when phoneposting is a beast of a peach, b
Arab women LOVE McGregor.Arab women CRAVE McGregor.
nigas in this thread are coffee??? hahahahaahhahahaha
>you now remember the Jesus Didn't Tap shirts and the even worse Jesus Didn't Tap songOne of the positives of the official UFC outfits is that they don't wear embarrassing stuff like that anymore. One of the downsides is they don't wear embarrassing stuff like shorts with CONDOM DEPOT on the ass.
>>151382217I wasn't on my phone it autocorrected on my laptop.
I told her if it's that time of the month then I should be allowed some side and that's where we're at
>>151382252https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/141402410/#141403760
>>151382176Piggies love their Jewdaddies making them moist.
Pigacomo sucklin on a BLACK daddy’s seed
>>151382226>condom depot ads
>>151382264Lay off the HRT you FAGGOT ass NIGGA!Carry the hell on...
>>151382276Loosdaddy had that piggy's boiminge extra loose I'm afraid.
>>151382300Turn your Chomonitor on.
>>151382300What a Sexy Black Daddy...Mmm mmm MMM!!!!
The Pakibong being Arabic is one of the biggest plot twists to ever take place on heem.org. I could’ve never anticipated that.
>>151382322arabic spotted
>>151382316
>>151382324I'm actually Métis.
Reminder Chomonada got a 30 day ban for posting Loli
>>151382334We call them Sexy Arabdaddies here.
>>151382346based
Not surprised the someone who worship a giant cuck room loves BBC
>>151382226lmao heem sleepy as fuck
Was cooking burgers inspired from volk's cooking videos and they turned out shite
>>151382370That’s a meteorite.
>>151382346Common Pakidaddy Trvke I fear.
volkanovski just flambeed a guinea pig
>>151382404Don't sign your posts please.
>>151382404that's a south american delicacy
>>151382392*Arabicdaddy
>>151382411
>>151382418They're all Sexy Daddies.Look at Hafdaddy porkin' that piggy...Reminds me of Melodaddy...
>>151382435We don't care about DEI stoppages here.
Sexy Jondaddy!Sexy Arabdaddies!Melanin in my boiminge!!!
Holy F^CK Jay DAWLG Em FLUSHED this nigga!
the I'm Arabic thing really revved him huh
>>151382541dan hooker is a beast
Frankie Edgar lowkey a bitch
I'm in ketosis and I feel like a super Saiyan
>>151382567been sayin
>>151382545Fezdaddy revved and raped JDpiggy sadly
>>151382370whats in the box
>>151382226I bet you love the corporate pop they play in between fights now, too. You couldn't handle the soul the UFC used to have. Shameful.
>>151382584Nothing sad 'bout Sexy Arabdaddies gettin' my bacon bussy leakin'...
>>151382567Frankie was based because he was always the small guy with dawlg in em but not everyone is small
>>151382614smaller box
>>151382646
>>151382627Thought so too but then he chills with Ali and sucks Bahrain cock and now he's mad that BKFC didn't clear him...
>>151382656Hideous demented deformed disgusting disfigured balding transvestite piglet freak.
trained muay thai for 3 years and lost all my sparring matchesit is what it is
>>151382668we don't our posts here
>>151382695I look and acted exactly like this in that very moment.
>>151382713my clitty cage rocketed off and bounced of my BBC ceiling fan knocking me out cold when this happened
I would walk out to hustler musik by little wayne
>>151382722bro chill
>the tom meme ends next week
10 bings Kody Krew, one last time
ive been hearing rumors that fernand trained gane right this time as a sort of joke
>IQlets still haven't realised tom losing makes jon look worsethere's no helping them
>>151382658Fuck dat bitch ass nigga then finna call my boy the sandman
heard jon jones did cocaine, steroids, and dick pills before commiting vehicular manslaughter.
watch out for Michael Oliveira tonight on DWCS. that kid is for real.
lookin like they need oxygen maskses
>>151382760it makes tom look even worse
>>151382771Redit loves that degenerate shit
he was 3 toimes me soize in there!
Would you fight Tom Aspinall for 30 million? Jon Jones wouldn't.
>>151382774It's postseason baseball cazz
tom aspinal tapped to a heel hook, Jon Jones never tapped
>>151382854Ciryl Gane has requested that his entire fight purse for the Aspinall fight be donated to charity.
Tom Aspinall should pay Jon Jones reparations.
Dana was terrified Fedor would heem Jones when he was in his prime
>>151382865Jon Jones tapped to Tom Aspinall when he relinquished his belt to him.
and btw what was that shit about we should be together? bruh that sound kinda gay man. anyway i think you should seek help because theres some dude that just heemed himself off a bridge with his woife and shit.. wait a sec it was you!
Remember Hasbulla? What a little freak!
fyodyor emyyeliyyanyyenko
>>151382911Tom Aspinall got his toy belt relinquished to him in a Dana White Instagram post.
picture
>>151382965The pride of Ukraine
Tom has ceded the belt to Ant Delija
>>151382986It was at a press conference in Baku, Azerbaijan actually.
Watch out for makwan rahiki. That kid will cause trouble
Tom is a disputed champion, for one, the belt he owns has ''interim champion'' written on it.
this hairstyle is loser coded
>>151383036No one would remember regardless.
michael bisping, stranded in brazil
>>151383096*unzips pants*Go on.....
WE cannot follow THEM.
three equal champions
>>151383103Kek
It's over
If you look closer, you can see ''disputed interim champion''
HEEEEEEEM SUOLEVY
Does Keith Peterson have cancer?
>>151383120>real champion >fraud with a fake paper belt >real champion
I do that to niggas in the street every day
done did nigguh like a pretzel
>>151383174not the only thing you do on the street
>>151383193Only with your mom b
What has Tom Aspinall done to you personally?
wigger
>>151383232my mom's not a car, idiot
>>151383242its what he hasn't done to me personally. Just a phone call would be noice.
>>151383120one look at this and you can see exactly why dana has zero respect for the guy
>>151383242He became UFC Heavyweight champion.
why does everybody hate gianni the greek
>>151383120WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? OH, SON OF A BITCH!
NO CONTRACT
It’s the last DWCS of the ESPN era. Why is /heem/ so dead?
>>151383406just look at him
gross they didnt change the bloodstained octogon mat from last weekufc apex dont give a fuck
THOMASJEET ASSANDALL
does he realize wrestlers don't get contracts
fat fuck gassed lay n praying
hes fucking gassed LMFAO
>le HW brazza memekwab
fatboy about to tap to a fake choke
he must train with shamil gaziev
Buday would have killed both of these faggots
the absolute state
Mother's milkhttps://youtu.be/dT0bh6NkzFY?si=ciM96Cl50uL5UnCn
wtf is this lmfao
betting line was 2.0x for Leka while retard was laying on the ground gassed after round 1 btw
>>151383702the contender series level
>>151383699based swans enjoyer, true man of culture
>>151383755*overrated fedora tipper dog shit enjoyer
he'll get a contract because hes a heavyweight
>>151383780not a chance
This doo >>151383769 listens to the smiths
>>151383801it's just bantz b, no need to be insulting like that
>>151383818you'd never survive in a locker room
>>151383833yeah, getting railed by the team in the locker room isn't something id brag about
i used to fuck guys like you in high school
>>151383861you fucked guys in highschool?
>>151383858very odd that's the first place your mind went to
>>151382998a classic
>Dana White stopped watching that fight and walked away with 30 seconds left.lmaooooo zero chance he's getting a contract
>>151383887we all know what brits do in the locker roomjust ask asspainal
holy shit those ring girls
You'd never survive an underfunded overcrowded public school
>>151383940
Notice how the hype around 35 year old prospect Leon Murphy died overnight.
>>151383957and the hype for pico still livesAARRRON FUCKING PIICOOOO
Loch &nd Loaded The Piconator will strike back
water isn't boring
>>151383988pico just needs ONE
>>151383940sir please activate the pene
How do you rate Connor's acting in Roadhouse?
>>151384033mid
Alex OlivieraMichael OliveiraCharles OliveiraVinicius Oliveira
nice ass
>>151384043you guys have to come up with new surnames
>>151384008nah he'd get slept in ONE as well
>>151384033acting?
keef peterson is back in the ufc??
Topuria vs Mackachev Jones vs PereiraWill those fight happen soon?
streams heemrd
this mexican midget will feel the raw power of BBC soon
HEEEEM STOPPY
HEEEEEEEM STOPPY
i was rooting for the spic
HEEEEEEEEMMMM
Convictioned that messican
>>151384176homer
is he bricked up?
Who the FUCK is "Heem sleepy" on steam
ᴴᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴱᴹ
>there's no quit in this g-ACK the hue is obviously a bum though, guaranteed to go 1-3 in his contract
are favelas really as bad as they sound?
>>151384140
>>151384235no. third world problems are fake. they have strong community and beautiful women everywhere
I'm just looking forward to Kwon Won-Il's fight.
tom aspinal
>>151384344White people never get tattoos of their own culture. Pathetic freaks.
who we got for this one
>>151384204Your boy Rahiki is fighting... Kind of adds a lot of insight to you and your post history.
anyone have the clip of Olivera holding a military salute for Dana White in the cage and it zooms out to show him staring at his phone
>>151382615you fuckin DUMMY I specificially said I like the Condom Depot ads go eat a DICK
>>151384344lmao what a gay Viking tattoo
>>151384393No just the one of him in a menorah and Jew attire any word on why he wore that? Pretty funny
THE suloev stretch?
who the fuck is this Finnish jeet
PekkaSaar
>>151382615Bodied that freak
>most impressive african prospect
slop kino
>>151384509me when I look at my schaubs
based fight
hilarious fight
he keeps trying to clipfarm the spinning elbow lmao
rafiki got that baboon in him
MorocCAN Tony Hinchcliffe gotta stop throwin spinny shit
Idk feels like he is trying really hard to heem this twink
rahiki fights like a zoomer
Block your head ya based tard.If he wins this he should think of dropping to BW
Negative fight IQ Mulumba. How did he not finish that with the second knockdown?
OHHH DANA WITH THE SOIJAK
>>151384608How Dana looks before I feed him a huge cum blast
HEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
BOYED
HEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!
this african niggas gassed af kek
Is he retarded?
HEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM
Dive.
WHATACOMEBACKHOLYSHIT
he'll get a contract but he unironically doesn't deserve it
this jeet can bang
A bit more experience will do him some good, but I'm looking forward to seeing him fight again.
leaves his entire head open every swing, only reason he won was africa gassed
>>151384667Hopefully. He'll get heemed in a funny way on the prelims in the future
Yeah not boying this project he has failed the eye test
sadly this kid is prime prelim fodder
what country is this guy
>>151384703That's what I'm talking about when I mention experience. He also needs to stop trying to be so flashy.
first real fighter he goes against is gonna punt his head off his shoulders
>>151384742Definitely bharat high caste
he could be good. he's only 23
>>151384742nice try, he reps Morocco
>>15138477523 and his chin's already dust
>>151384761Morocco, but moved here when he was a teenager.
>>151384742>tf>tp
>>151384787is it just me or does he sound more newzealish?
>>151384761Indian in my head cannon for ever and ever haha
Cool win but that guy is getting slept in the UFC
>>151384777
>>151384820Kek I'm honestly more weary of real Canadian posts since most are pajeets larping as Canadian
>>151384761half indian half pakistani
>>151384822It's just you. You can still hear his Moroccan accent a little, but he's definitely picked up an accent here.
just realised he's that ONEchad, based, his fight with chen rui was insane
okay im putting 200 on Juan this fight fuck this
>Juankek
>>151384859gross
>>151384847Good power and can finish the first few bums in the first round easy with his long ass skelly frame and one day be a serious contender after a few cycles
>>151384859Chills
>>151384876I hope ONE burns to the ground. UFC should hold muay thai events and sign all of ONE's fighters.
Heeminder that Asians can’t fight despite inventing martial arts
>>151384876>ONE Main event title challengers are on cantender series Ooofff
>>151384847good heems are good
>>151384920STFU
dana loves the slop fights more than anything
>>151384920Chuck Norris invented martial arts cazzie
30 yr old korea coming off a loss being the favorite is crazy work
>coming off a loss
>>151384980yea he got dropped in ONE they advertise him as a former title contender
That is the hungriest skelly I have ever seen in the gon
>>151384937they put artem vakhitov on the cantender series mate
>>151384859L E V E LEVEL
>>151385037THE?
hope kwon throws a grounded knee
this korean looks fragile as fuck
What is your favorite division right now?
>>151384859 we did it chathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT56KHOeck4
>>151385132for me? its gotta be the phantom
>>151384859takbir
No nonsense Keith Peterson aging like fine wine
i bet all 200 on Diaz by decision for 4.3x btw looking good
Kwon finna heem
>>151385125He’s fighting a Peruvian tho. They’re essentially the Koreans of the Americas.
THE ozempic sneederson?!
>>151385189dont be fooled he dialed back his ozempic dose and the ufc welcomed him back
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMDEAD
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
holy fuck
HOLY QEEEEEEEEM
well that's a contract
fuckung hell another spin heem
Told you Asians can’t fight
Heem...
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM
ONE.
fucking hell that was vicious
the fucking sound
holy fuck that sounded like a whip crack
shiiiiiteeeee
nice reaction time Keef
That was brutal feel bad for the China man
OHHHHHH, he heemed him!!!
HEEM GOOKY
one minute cooldown fatty
show it again you useless fucks it was so kino who gives a fuck about the corner celebrations
>uhm yes I'm Taiwanese btw
Juan > Kwon
spinny shit meta is neigh
Dominick Cruz seething that No nonsense proves yet again why he's the best in the bizz
uh oh ting ting poster's gooning after that one
>>151385390
Enjoying the show? Stay tuned... you won't believe this main event!
>>151385456Watch your mouth
Dana is generous to us peasents
>flushed at the cantender series for like 3k if luckyI kinda feel bad for Kwon.
>>151385456good thing i'm indian
>>151385492I still respect you, B. Respectfully.
>>151385456it's like you never watched that mickey mouse wizard cartoon b
>>151384877I hope this was true.
Kek is that a fucking mezuzu
has there been a leaf with cauliflower ear this season?
>>151384393
>>151385541And WE respect YOU mexibro, not THEM
the second i hear the name "gianni" i hit mute
WE cannot respect THEM.
I gotta poo man
>>151385704>t. Apu
vidal was already warned by daner in his last showing that he was a boring shitter. how fucking retarded do you have to be to come in and put on a fence hugging showcase like this?
HEEEM STOPPY
KNEEEEM
early
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
This was better than any Kike-1 event everUfc won
>he was stinking the place upbased Daner
heem flukey
>>151385732I was ranting to myself about this during the second fight. Motherfuckers know that DWCS is the place where you should show up and show out, and yet, some of them just lay and pray and pitter-patter. How fucking stupid do you have to be? There's a reason why it took Torrenz Finney three different appearances before he got a contract.
>he was stinking the place upBASED DANER
Vidal will unironically become a champion if he drops to middelweight
>He was stinking the place up
>>151385803Is he wearing bowling shoes?
>>151385808he wouldn't make middleweight
Why is everyone obsessed with this guy? Seems like a shitter too me.
>>151385824The boss wears whatever the fuck he wants!Ur opinion=WGAF
>>151385845what the fuck are you on about
sanko nodding like she understands what he's saying lol
man get this bitch outta here
Laura Sanko is the greatest american blonde milf, ahead of Megyn Kelly
you can tell this nigga an evangelical just by how much he talks
Vidal will unironically become a champion if he moves up to heavyweight
longest interview in CS history
>>151385903Average target milf the real hot blondes don't have to work
>>151385916how many amerimutt champs? you gotta kiss the ring
>>151385953MMA is a third world sport now
i love this kid
>>151385951they say if you're a blond pawg milf you'll never work a day in your life
Hodriguez
freddy came to lay against the fence again
dana white is so wholesome!
I LOVE DW
Dana loves cheap labor
People forget man, Guru cried when he got swatted like a little bitch!
HE is coming.
Mr crabs
>>151386193Sdiybt!
>>151386187Contender Series Veteran Torrez Finney
that was fun
Realistically I dont think any of these guys will make it in the ufc.
>>151385784>Kike-1I'm not familiar with that org
Oh wow another hot striking project from the contender series surely THIS one won't get violently wrestlefucked
>Invite Freddy Vidal back because he won but he looked like shit.>Freddy right away starts doing the same fucking shitBruuh..
>>151386277Cantender series has like a 1-50 batting average It's bot about finding champions it's about getting rank and file guys to pad out cards on 15k contracts
https://youtu.be/pNvJ7uCIew8https://youtu.be/pNvJ7uCIew8DANER
>>151386339Yeah like I want to listen to Dana spit bullshit at a trained audience of 'journalist' asking about how big Jon Jones BBC is
>>151385903Dee Williams acutally
>>151386319The UFC new business model is basically McDonald's.>A store on every corner, a Big Mac is the same no matter where you are>A McSlop card every weekend filled with people they found living in tents in Honduras.
several DWCS Alumni have gone on to touch UFC gold
Fuck I missed anus whites contender series. Was it any good?
>my buffalo buddywhat do you guys call your hairy gay lovers?
>>151386410The great Sean O'Malley and Jamahal Hill
>>151386451my chupacabra daddy
>>151386487Jack Della Maddalena
>>151386505Yeah the guy who went life or death with 1 week notice Basel Hafez and almost got submitted by THE Ange Loosa, what about him?
Dana said DWCS will go international
>>151386605Damn they put the apex on wheels???
>>151386584he's a champion
>>151386646Dana will be marching across the ocean to get to events also
>>151386648That's supposed to make the cantender series look better
Belal 2, 3, 4
The GOATs of the contender seriesSean O'Malley>Knocked out by THE Chito Vera, had to be given an extremely curated path to the title with stylistically favorable matchups, got gifted a title shot that forced the champion on a short turn around and then got gifted the title with one of the most egregious early stoppages in UFC history, got rapedJamahal Hill:>Legitimately the worst fighter to ever become UFC champion, was gifted a title shot with the ancient shell of Glover Teixeira, has been annihilated in embarrassing fashion in his last 3 fightsGiacomo della Madalena:>Constantly puts in uninspiring performances against sup par opposition, went to a split decision with fucking Kevin Holland
Mark my words Marwan Rahiki is your next champion out of the contented series
Is aspinall and gane still in the ufc?
I was about to say Josh Van is going to add to the contender series legacy but he didn't come from the contender series lol
It seems the best fighters sign directly to the ufc. Jiri prochazcha for example.
Aspiebros... Our move?
>>151387186Fighters that sign directly to the UFC are either scouted out ahead of time by the UFC brass or get recommended to the UFC by coaches or other UFC fightersIlia Topuria was also directly recruited by the UFC
>>151387198>t-this timethese fucking mutants will never leave
>>151387186everyone with a brain knows this. only the most fluoridated cazzies have ever bought into daner's dwcs hype
>>151386904Jamahal was good. At worst, he could have been good. It's clear the achilles tear, which is usually a career ender, has ruined him. He used to be able to go from plodding to explosively closing the distance fast. And he would do it with his feet, while his legs stayed almost stationary. He can never do that again, now he can only plod like a fat heavyweight.I think he's choosing the Tony career path now. Where you hide the fact you're finished. And where you've earned the right with the company to lose as much as you want from being the champ and stepping in for some big card saving events.
Bayleeve it or not, Georges is not 'ome. Please uhh leave a messaaage at the peep. I eh must be out or I pick up the phone. Where could I be? Bayleeve it or not, Georges is not 'ome.
>Jamahal was good
>articles about Ronda Rousey at White House eventno, not the mayweather boxing!
Ronda may box like Mayweather but Kayla boxes like Crawford lets go
yer aoife is in me DMs!
>>151387217Its pretty impressive that they got taira out of Japan. Hes the only Japanese fighter that can compete at a ufc level, and I feel like when they drafted him people really didnt realize how good he is. They could've picked a ton of jap prospects and all of them would've got crushed, taira is the only one worth picking up.
>>151387491-- Irish Mobster
THE FIREBALL KID TAKANORI GOMI!>loses 8 fights
are there any embrace or ascended fighters?
>>151387692shut up bitch fuck u and and that image
>>151387460Id rather have an smaller peins than an big one..smaller target to get weemed in the cage. Not that I do thouhg
>>151387692I did the shaved head with beard for awhile and I wanted to kill myself. When I looked in the mirror I didnt see me anymore. I saw reddit. I saw a living cope.
>>151387462this actually exposes all the retards wasting their time training. most people who train properly never even get close to winning a belt
the choke hold's too tightthe left hook's too rightwho am I?
and its not pereira, he cant into grappling
>>151388196alex pereira
Just realized Volk is trying to duck Movsar by retiring after this next fight.
>>151388325he said leron is his last fight?
>>151388325volk has been flushed twice and he just keeps coming back up for more. he's not retiring until he goes on a tony tier flushing streak
>>151388349He said he's retiring after fighting Lerone in Australia to duck Movsar.
is volk a merab tier champ or aldo tier?
Lets cut the copper here; get down to barss tacks. Who is the definitive best fighter under 5"6
>>151388350Ilia is literally incapable of flushing. Everyone he’s heemed, except for Bryce, has come back stronger.
>>151387491>'Hey, you lowlife druggie mick piece of shit. Cough up the charity money before I inflict a potato famine on your ass.'
certainly no way to address the President of Ireland
Gmhh
Joe Rogan cousin is a famous singer and comic book drawer. Joe Rogan dream as a kid? To be a comic book drawer
Joe lost the story and got sugar in his tank
>>151388693talmbout geralwd wait b? peach of a sugary tank just like his cousin, must be a family thing
New apex arena is going to be finished in a few weeks. So they might start using it before the years up, or save it for the first fight night under paramount.
>>151388800it will collapse because it's being build by the apex fighters (contractually obligated)
>>151388800Would make sense to save it for Paramount. People forget Paramount will be better than ESPN if you liked the FOX era. Most people don't realize ESPN is solely responsible for cutting out the face to face interviews like with Garbrandt and Cruz or Jones and DC, the kino desk show moments like FOX had with Tony and Kevin Lee, Poosman and Colby. ESPN is responsible for the sterile shift in tone. That is how FOX covered all sports and rivalries. As shit as Bellator was, Paramount's production was good when they ran it. The build ups with Sonnen and Wanderlei was good shit and better than any of UFC's espn era slop.
Arman lost to gayrot and now he pretends he is the number one contender
>>151388867one of the most kino fox moments
Serious question, if Gane wins does Jon still need to fight Aspinal according to your special list of requirements?
Zalal should have a rematch with Topuria.
Gane how does it feel to have been the champ?What? Oh yeah. Good timesLevels
keeeekkkkk yjk after gane beats shartpinal, peenes will get cocky and comeback only to get heemed by gane, finally I see what the plan was all along.
Gane fan here, just got done having sex with many beautiful women and your mom
Farted myself awake>>151389240Hell yeah bruder me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_gq11K2ua0Guru use to be a DWCS hater but now he wants more! Another masterclass by Dana winning the doubters over.
>me son
>squish squishUH OH!
>>151389281>>151389282>>151389291All me btw.
>>151389282Hey somali what do you think of this
I propose an honorary Day of Peace and Humbleness for /heem/.com . We can come together to decide the date, but I say November 1st.. On this day, everyone on /heem/ will be required to be humble and to only post positive contributions that lift each other up, or you can stick purely to x's and o's fight discussion. No disrespecting fighters, camps or fanbases. Hopefully we can get janny support for the event to enforce the day of peace and humbleness. Thoughts?
>>151389316
>>151389315I like this a lot.
>>151389315Chjills.
I think there would be nothing funnier than Cyril dethroning Tom. Could you even imagine? The sweet sweet trolling from Jon Jones, what would Tom do?In all honesty, I don’t care for either. I’m simply waiting on my boy Jailton Almeida to get his turn. He’s up next.
>>151389231What is that thing? Why is islam dressed like that?
>>151389423That thing would be Islam's new big dick daddy, I'm terribly afraid...
Jiri ate a candle for his birthday. Levels.
>>151389475Look at da bleedin soize ov dat ting yeah
hope you're proud of yourselves, pooatards...
>>151389363If you think Jailton's next, or even close, you genuinely don't understand how this all works. To put it simply, he is not managed by Ali Abdelaziz. He's managed by some random brazilian.
>>151389735what have I done
>losing to Volkov warrants a title shotThe world we live in
>>151389768Hello there fellow human I have received intel that you are perhaps noticing a pattern that well simply put is not there any further inquiry into the matter is islamophobic at best and antisemitic at worst, remember to purchase an ad free paramount+ subscription from my blood brother ellison to fully enjoy your UFC experienceRegardsAE
>water you gone do nate, volume punsh me?stockton sissies been real quiet ever since they got bodied by schaub
Freddie Jones finna zeem
we sign our posts here.
Big meng menginkäinen
>>151382404
When ciryl Gane hits those shots to the brain stem with sniper-like accuracy. It's over
Chama!
>>151390017Me at fremont last week
Another day in my shitty normie life even though I should be an MMA fighter right now but they made me play football and I was bad at it because I was autistic and it made me think I was bad at sport
>>151390152Shut up khabib
Visceral contempt
Khabib make me a khebab
>>151388867I remember chael talmbout this when he was with smellator. Back when his yt had the close up cam and he used to talk shit about the espn poofc deal. That espeeN didn’t like the way fox did it and wanted all their coverage to be like nfl and nba and less kino Hopefully we get joint in person interviews again, those were interesting. kek cruzs were the best. Paramount did them with boxing and smellator so they might.
Has chael stopped thinking about Gooby cock?
>>151390263 I HOPE SO!!
Wish i could heem myself permanently
>>151390254Heh.. sure thing
>>151390273It's entirely possible
Is it true that Andy Aspinall gave Tom HGH as a lad?
>>151390279real ones know khabib would have pissed himself if he was in the cage with Tony -CSO-
I'm piffed witless
>>151390572Why is she doing this instead of extended anal for her OF
>>151390583Whatever you do, don't get in B-Real's whip
>>151390618Joe merely adopted the whip I was born in it
>>151390279The multi-form technique or just the shadow clone technique?
Joe Rogan really hit his 30s and thought. "Sensimilla, bun up"
>>151390572Got to love Tate haha. He isn't really appreciated enough around here
>>151390152How old are you?
>>151390572paige should retire from athletics and gain weight and become 250lbs and let me grapple with her
>>151390656I don't understand people who use drugs later like accept you are a neek and do something different what's the problem
>Points to the center of the thread
>>151390700Point down and picking up the single leg is cheeky as fuck
*points down in your path*
>>151390668Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
You make meHeem like I'm a livin' GSPThe way you revv the bongs, I can't sleepLet's bleach your skin and don't ever look black, don't ever look black
>>151390764I’m not impersonating anyone mate
>>151390784Easy there white chocolate
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Make it or ill make a bones one
