HEEMVIOUS: >>151382074
>>151390861Brilliant thread
First for mass deporting somalis OP first
>>151390861BASED
Abhorrent disgrace of a thread
They linked up
disgusting thread, me and my children are dreadfully offended by this
>>151390902Eyyo mike tell brie to get tested my results came back and it's not good I dread to divulge
uhhhh about that jones video.....
>two adopted sons>one natty daughterwhat a beautiful blended family
>>151390875I Like The Way You Think
JDM drooling on Volk's bald dome. Levels.
>>151390944The Guru's oracle is coming true before our eyes.... This bodes I'll for the Chandler household.
>>151390960Slamdaddy’s little boys
sad about BJ Penn man :(
Ulbeast
>>151390937It was strange.
>>151390960Poor poor Pigslam....JDM will prolapse his bussy forever
>JDM is getting Volk's sloppy secondsKind of gross ngl
I've seen enough. Give ME the title shot.
Bussynovski
why the fuck is this co-main of 321
>>151391049It's a Title Fight
>>151391049She has a nice ass
>>151391049Because it's a title fight
>>151391049Its for the Undisputed UFC Women's Strawweight championship of the world.
>>151391083i want to see her asshole
>>151391073we don't use that word here
>see a woman in lingerie >*thinks of buttholes*
>>151391092
>>151391084Probably an unbleeched brown asshole, sadly i'm not afraid.
>>151391100we wont know until someone steps up
>>151391049Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?
Dern made the mistake many women do: She actually wants to succeed at something. Worst decision any woman can ever make. Taking training and weight cutting seriously means you can't have gorgeous fun bags hanging off the chassis. Now after lobbing them off and shoving in small implants she wants to try to reclaim her hotness but too late! Best thing a woman can do is live in service to a man (me specifically).
>>151391089There is no dern asshole pics. Only a see through bra one. Shant be posting it, thoughbeit. As that would be non safe for work.
>>151391049>why the fuck is this co-main of 321
>>151391155
Death to the UFC! Death to the UFC!From the river to the sea, /heem/ will be free!
>>151391214Excellent post bruder
>>151391227Why didn't this attach to my excellent acknowledgement
>>151391214>From the river to the sea, /heem/ will be free!Support the global heemtafada
Gary GoodridgeChuckNogTitoBJseems like only a matter of time before MMA is banned ORinsurance companies refuse to insure fighters, which means the sport dies
When does the Ganeposting rev up
>10 days until Tom fightsJust not the same as a Jon fight...
>>151391289>>151391289Literally zero chance of this happening.Mohammed Ali had his brain badly damaged and boxing still exists.There are some issues with fighters fighting way past their prime, but that is different to just zapping the sport altogether.
>>151391323Indeed. We know we'll get a finish with Tom, and there won't be any robbery shenaginas with the judges, and we won't hear homosexual contemplations about retiring or anything like that, as we would with Jon.
Campaign of Conquest chads where do we stand
>>151391335You just don't get it b
>>151391349BDS seems to trigger both helwanis and tomcels I fear
Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnightWon't somebody help me chase these shadows away?Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnightTake me through the darkness to the break of the day
A great day for Finland, and therefore the rest of the world.
>>151391335He literally just did an interview saying now that Ante Delija is top 10 and only 2 fights away from the title, he's going to vacate so he can have his dream of being champion (because he would never fight him) Tom said he doesn't mind being a forgotten great. His dad said he's getting out of the fight game SOON like Khabib and they're banking on TKO letting him go to WWE (seriously).
>>151391413???
>>151391049Jandirobi looks like a reanimated corpse that crawled out of the ganges
>>151391506Can't read that kkloppertingi pooplesempkeewee chicken scratch. Post seems a bit sus b....
Jon Jones fought, retired, and has un-retired since Tom Aspinall's last fight.
>>151391525It says more school children than ever are studying the path of khabib and not following the way of bryce mitchell and this mischievous mogadishu man claims it is a great day
>>151391505breaking: tom aspinall threatens to quit the sport if asked to fight the undefeated top 10 croatian killer
>>151391506Stop gooning over children
>>151391560I'm not your imam m8
I fart. I rest.
>>151391547Makwandaddy broke y’all I’m afraid
>>151391581You are a literal refugee b
>>151391599We call them refugedaddies here
>if you were a champion in Invicta FC, the premiere wmma organization, you are LESS likely than average to win in the UFC???
Came myself awake wtf
>>151391079The CTE'd washed unc fighter podcaster scene is a bit saturated, Dom. Not sure you'll make it.
>>151390944Let me guess they used a surrogate? Knew that womb was barren, surrogacy is evil>>151391099I guarantee you only faggots and trannies post on there
>dad walks in
>>151391650What the hell
>>151391689Queen Brie isn't even barren bappa let that sink in
>>151391572Your mom has maggot minge LMAO!!!!
I'm afraid Dana did it better sadly.
Sex with Brazilian slampigs.
>>151391843On it!
>>151391811I was waiting for someone to post this one
>>151391811Unc needs to put the bottle down. This slop looks terrible.
>>151391863See >>151391837
>>151391811Was that a fucking ant?
Don't reply to me in that manner again Finland or you will become my opps and I will be forced to slide.
>>151391811Looks like an prolapsed ashoel
Niggas be trifflin
>>151391879Yes mate he's just so wacky in the outback xD. Crikey!!!
>>151391893Turn your monitor on
>>151391505Tom is there to fight any relevant fight. Once he beats Gane, who even is there? It's not his fault that the UFC hate you so much that they won't bring Francis back.
>>151391893Monitor ;)
>>151391887Understood bruder let us keep things civil
Sandhagen said I just wish the fight would've gone MY way. Kek understatement of a lifetime.
>>151391811
>>151391908Pakman Scoop is not going to like this I fear. He's got a crippling phobia of pawg milfs.
>>151391927Sup T how you been
>>151391902No they hate him because he's talked about retiring soon, before the jones talks even. A fatal mistake for his career.
UFC
>>151391938Shut the fuck up
>>151391953Chicken samosa and extra garlic naan sanjay cheers
>>151391949She is so annoying
>>151391944The UFC hates YOU.Francis and Tom both want to fight each other.The UFC just hates YOU and they won't let it happen.
>>151391949Bet her anik squeezes like a cigar cutter iykwim
>>151391968subarashii
A accidently put so much Salt in my food that it's burning the inside of my mouth, but I can't throw it away. Was a big portion too. Nearly done anyway.Today is not a good day
For me, it's barely pregnant Dern. She could have been a real problem at Women's Featherweight with the added mommy heem power women get when they're pregnant.
>>151391937That's a damn shame
>>151391979Drink water Toby we need you fit for the fields
>>151391981OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S BUSTING JOE
If you'd rather fuck this >>151391980than this >>151391981.... Then you just need to head on over to /lgbt/ and never come back here.
>>151391967Nah, they love me and hate Tomala, I'm afraid. And rightfully so, I do declare.
>>151392004Facts! That pawg milf is fiending for it
Doo is afraid of big juicy asses and wants to fuck grandmas lmfao. Pakster got the baby meat.
WE cannot follow THEM.
>>151392035Afternoon bruder
>>151392015She's in that painful post-menopausal period of life when her favourite singers and musicians from her youth are dying every few months. The wrinkles are getting real deep, and she is definitely looking like a grandma.She has turned to yoga, as many women do in that situation. It de-stresses her and also, she happily admits, charges a sexual energy inside her.She happily partakes in yoga sessions for an hour or so with her boytoy (her husband left her a decade ago), and at the end of the hour, when the boytoy's cock is diamonds because he knows what is coming next, and what he has been waiting patiently for, they move to the bedroom and fuck wildly. Meanwhile Mackenzie Dern is just a horse-faced wench without class or grace. Basically McDonalds.
>>151391981What am I looking at?
>>151391981Look at my hapa son giving those maidens a crazy dual orgasm.Purebloods could never....
How will the pig cope when Tomala and JDBum lose back to back in humiliating fashion?
>>151392092Racist.
They hate MMAGuru because he tells the truth (and because he is a full foot taller than them).
>>151392127For me it's when he said gypsies are honorable people with a really cool culture
For me it was when GODru exposed Jon Jones as a raging homosexual
How will the little piggies grunt when they hear how the old sow suffered
>>151392157You suck off fury in /box/ for at least 10 hours a day
Hoenstly? If poeple say something harsh to me hear I will leave for an time to simulate being weemed. I am the realest one here for this.
>>151391992Seriously why are pesopallo, or however you spell it, are always thicc as hell?
>>151392182I don't understand your pakistani drivel
>>151392150I love cooking with volk but this one is not it.
As a confident, handsome young black man I feel I would be at odds with many here if we met offline.
>>151392298Let's be real no one here would say shit in the real world
>>151392305Speak for yourself abdi hh
Imagine fucking Dern in her vagina nahmean
how come no one is talking ahout this.p.s im back
>>151392482american wrestling has to be the worst sttyle of fighting, its jsut lay n prey
>>151392165Yes, this was an important cultural event in the MMA calendar.
If Brady wins that fight who the fuck is the WW #1 contender? especially with Ian fighting Bumlal. Honestly they should just let Shavkat fight for the title next even though he has been out for ages. The division is a bit of a mess but it doesn't lack skill.
>>151392482That's quite a big step up for Morales. I don't like it.
>>151391992Kys
QRD on Morales, I haven't watched many of his fights. In other words does he have takedown defence lol
>>151392216What the hell are you talking about, take that Pirogue out of your mouth so we can catch the pronunciation properly
>>151392482I really don't like that guy, he looks like the type to play crazy music through a tiny Bluetooth speaker on his bike
>>151392621>>151392621Absolutely he does. And Brady looks like a guy who lets his stupid kid run around the grocery store.
>>151392631https://youtu.be/ldG2t3dBWlg?si=SfVSpGdk636pfPSm>Stooop it Morales, where just trying to have a picnic with our Children in this park.You're actually right about Brady, his sprog is probably called Jaden and he probably chuckles when he breaks something and says he's going to be a beast
Stop running Tomala
By the way guys, I want you to know I just types in Brazilian music on YouTube to find that. K
>>151391049mackenzie dern actually sucks how has she pulled this off
>>151392621Why are you ignoring me you black cunt
>>151392482rip brady
>>151392482Brady by sub me thinks
workplace is trying pull a fast one on me like i couldnt heem, weem, and zeem them all either individually or altogether
>>151391079I turn the commentary down whenever Dom is calling fights. What makes him think anyone will listen to this shit?
Morales vs Brady seems like a classic "there's levels to this shit" matchup Morales hasn't really fought anyone that could test him on the ground and his striking is still really raw. Maybe he can just power through with sheer athleticism but I expect him to get brutally bitched
>>151392422MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
do not post THE morales webm
I'm cooking up dope in a crockpot.
>>151392862Talmbout fried jelly beans?
>>151392708I literally responded to your comment to me
>>151392904I'll deep fry your jellybeans up silly cunt.
>>151392904How the fuck does Dana not have diabetes
>>151392449Just iced my pnats thanks
>>151392742"Methinks" is one word, you imbecile.
>>151392985Wh at?
Mewanks
Im becile
Imav irgin
Methinks the janny doth protest too much
Meson a retard
Bea Mosquita
>>151392571Yeah i dont think the WW division has ever been this stacked before
>>151393116Sex robots can't come soon enough it seems....
>>151392974Red light therapy
>>151393116>heem and pigru were creaming their pants over thisI've seen better looking crackheads than this
I love your story kid
We're in herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZluBfaSgog
>>151393157YOU DONT KNOW MY STORY!
>>151393256Did he have servants who wiped his ass until he was like 8?
>>151393220This aint /a/
OOTL. Is Conor 100% IRRELEVANT in 2025?I did see his ban barely made a whimper around here...
>>151393304Still the biggest star the sport has ever seen. Still holds all the gate records. Still on track to headline the White House event next year. So yeah Conor is relevant.
>>151393304the most memeable fighter on the roster? yeah he's relevant
>>151393304It's an old ban though and it expires in March
>>151393116those titties are tuuuurrible b
>>151393355Lol okay Mike. Make sure to get the red thong out
Do you feel like Jon Jones and DC would need a nword pass?
>>151391049To be fair, watching thicckenzie roll around on the mat is more entertaining than 90% of UFC fights.
>>151393033
Going back to Honolulu just to get that mauiwowie, that mauiwowie, that mauiwowie~
>>151390960The secret australian technique to lubricate your enemy for takedown defense. What a genious way to defeat brazzas.
>>151392926That's rude what's wrong why are you so pissy I've only been gone like a week
which lineage do (You) boy?
>>151393564Used to be proper maui waui in turku the hometown of a certain Makwan Amirkhani
Big dicks in ya ass is bad for ya health.
>>151393675Ummm source?
NOOOOO :(
>>151393564You'll dew noothin
Why arent these hecking cage fighters being wholesome chungus 100 role models how could this be happening to me??
Just Luked a Thomas on the MMA Hour
>>151393754on? What the fuck is wrong with you?
I wanna be ninja
Ninjutsu is legit
>>151393670UFC actually have a page about the lineage, and according to them it doesn't pass to Usman->Leon->Belal.https://www.ufc.com/news/bmf-title-lineage
10 days until Gane fights.
>>151393943Isn't this genjutsu?
>>151393933>tf is this kaffir doing just give me the goat meat god damn
>>151393658Because you're a cunt. I'm not here much these days, refreshing every once in a while rather than constantly like the saddo I am. That's probably made it seem more dramatic that it is, I'm fine
>>151393933literal Pajeets LMAO
>>151393933Can't wait to see this FAGGOT shit his pants when JDM knocks him the fuck out.
>>151393933Not only is that a grotesque way to dine, it can't be at all comfortable. You need to be maximum comfy to fully enjoy a tasty meal.I'm going to create something Royal finishing school for Muslims. And I'm going to make a killing. They have everything but the knee thing they don't have is class
You just know Khamzat was talking some crazy shit before Strickbeast pulled up with the tool ready 2 slime that bihh ahh jit on god lmfao
Nobody revvs the piglets like Slamdaddy
waves will be madethe record will be setchills will be have
>Ahh yeah I kill errybawdy bradda y-yo is that an actual gun??! Strickbeast I'm so so sorry please don't slime m-ACK!
>>151394069Why didn’t Strickgaped “slime” the dead daddy who repeatedly raped his bussy?
>>151394069>I KEEL EVERYB- IS THAT A GUN AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>151394069they used to be friends...
>>151394086>>151394090Would have been BASED as fuck.
>>151393691lol that kid looks legit retarded. prime examble of the kind of people who follow this stuff
Ya A>>151392786Duplicate file exists here
>>151394108ik. you're jealous?
Haha it's Friday yippie fuck it Friday woohooooGrow up daner
>>151394108Statistically that means he could rape you with little to no resistance, sadly
>>151394130Can't rape the willing.
>>151394126Seething ugly faggot
>>151394130didnt ddp stick his finger up his bum and he still didnt let go
Frying up some pork bacon for breakfast lads. I love being white so much.
Despite everything, I’ll miss the bongs posting on /heem/
>>151394212I'll be smoking a bong and posting on /heem/ for the foreseeable future albeit.
Is anyone here not allowed to eat bacon? I can eat whatever I want to, thank god, but not being allowed to eat bacon would really suck Id imagine.
Fuck it Friday is everything wrong with today's society
Rat terrorist snitch
Dana White here today on Felch it Friday were gonna do some gross shit haha
Just found out there is a place called Brapton in Canada that is full of Indians kek
noo you cant just snitch on the people responsible for 9/11!
>>151394252not a fan of bacon but I'm a big fan of calabrese sausage and prosciutto
>>151394331>snitch on the people responsible for 9/11Ali dimed out the US and Saudi governments?
film
>>151394392is he related to petrino?
PIIIIIIIIIIICO POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWER
Im a swagged out white boy with rizz.
Only 2 and a half months left of UFC on ESPN. Let’s appreciate the ESPN+ era while it’s still here.
>>151394252spammy and anyone calling brazzas '''daddy''' or mentioning BBC are probably all from Pakistan, and therefore muslim, so they cant.
>>151394455>farts you to sleep
>>151394456His posts REALLY stick with you don't they?
Going to a prozzie todayHow do I overcome the nerves
https://youtu.be/zY_zLezPde8?si=PGGG_v4bKEnzEJzJ
>>151394252Dirty diaper Tyla isn’t sadly, xer mother is sick of cleaning up steatorrhea squirts
>>151394499deepthroat his meng
>>151394518Lmao what on earth is this post about?
FACT: gay nigga
>>151394599It's a lanyard
>>151394532allegory for the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius
>You can't just say stuff like that man
>>151394599>>151394633
Michael ChandlerIs a weird ass motherfucker.
just read that Cro Cop and Fedor are going to box each otherwhat the fuck I don't want to see this shit these guys are both 50 years old
>>151394727Current year Fedor still probably beats Gane.
>>151394727fuck, I definitely don't want to see that lol
>>151394723His family may be unconventional but he’s still a good dad
>>151394727Schaub kills both in one night
fuck the fag who started the ''what's his name'' meme
FAGGOT DOWN
>>151394760he just said it on television not even an hour ago apparently and I had to check to see I wasn't being trolledCro Cop had a STROKE 6 years ago what the fuck is he thinking, man
Fedor sleeps cro bum Schaub style.
>>151394791you wouldn't survive in a locker room
You wouldn't last 2 minutes in my world you bitch.
Toby's in a bit of a mood today
How do we feel about Brendan Allen vs Reiner der Ridder
big card tonighttune in folks
>>151394886Are raineri gets it done
Yeah I'm thinking Tony fuckin' Smith, bitch.
>>151394809Fedor I can understand being in debt to the weird religious mafia priests of Russia, but what fucking excuse does Crocop have?
>Pigslam after 1 punch from JDM
>>151394930This is one of the most retarded american posts my poor eyes have ever had to read
>>151394886The fans.
nah fr when my next fight
>>151394945well I actually don't understand so I don't feel that bad. They let crocop come back to UFC and finish with 1-2 shitty wins, then K1 made an entire tournament of shitters for him to beat and gave him a power rangers belt. Why does he still need money?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGsCijjDs0its up
>>151394674
Maybe the reasons nordics can't produce fighters is because they don't feed their guests, they backstab each other and don't form a sense of community
WTF FRANK TRIGG IS A FAGOOT?HOW DO I CHANGE USERNAME??!?!!?!?
Looks like Khamzat tried to clone the Topuria brothers but it went slightly wrong
>>151395111This is not a hotel
>>151395120yo dis doo boys frank trigg. or girls should i say KEK
>>151395169I DID NOT KNOW
I might slide up to your block with intelligence.
>>151395196muh-rape
pussy ass nigga a elephant
>>151395168Nordic hotels don't offer food either
>>151395237What do you think this is, salvation army? Get a job hippie
Gooby went from ''Voyte fooh me, i gonna save oirland'' to '' Fook ireland, get me in that white house card of a ting ye''
https://youtu.be/KkiqTmwEQ-U?si=h4-tjnC5QxgVbP8k
>>151395259They don't offer food at workplace cafeterias either i heard
>>151395298You already get a salary
>>151395270didn't Gooby only get like 2% of the vote?KWAB
>>151395332>And for the white house main event we got Failed political candidate McGregor vs Unranked lightweight Michael Chandler.This is gonna be a BAD ASS fight
>>151395435Man... has Chandler really fallen that far?
>>151395446That's dana b
>>151395455No I meant that he's unranked now?Oh, nevermind, checked, he's ranked 12 now...
>>151395315but what he needs is a salad OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>151395090>he's tall>5'10"manletbros....its our time
https://youtu.be/Bl7dmYINWas?si=7wKsswJ3n5E0MJck
>>151395168>>151395259>>151395315thanks kimi
No more watching heems stayvun
No more shitposting on sp stayvun
No more gamethreads stayvun
>>151395502Why are they like this
No more Finns stayvun
>>151395579the only thing separating south americans and true brazil is that south americans are usually too fucking fat to bother being that crazy
I guess if my life was a constant team deathmatch on MW2 Favela I'd be crazy too
>>151395595Hey bud
>>151395621Sup pal
>>151395626Not much chief
JaiDsM Xisters…we are looking weak and sickly
>>151395668You are literally diaspora
SHADMEAL GAS SHED GET YOUR FAT ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
>>151395677You devour dementia dookie dingleberries from ya Momma’s moldy maggot minge thoughevermorebeit
>>151391326something's gonna happen tholook at (American) football - parents aren't putting their kids into football programs anymore because of concussions.The BJ case couldn't be more dramatic. Who'd put their kid into MMA after seeing what's happened to him (and Tito, Chuck, Goodridge, et al)?But maybe you're right, with the boxing example.no one was more famous than Ali and we have no shortage of boxers.but didn't they play off what happened to Ali as NOT being a result of his sport?
>doesn't deny itEssentially homeless I'm afraid
I'm Arabic, I'm afraid
Makwan Amirkhani, i am afraid
>>151395790Sexy diaspora daddy I need his meat in my maggoty minge
>>151392482Brady with 1 arm gilly 1st round
>>151395829>tf>tpYou should be ashamed
Fedor beat cro cop the first time by wrestling him not by striking with him, not sure how he can win this time
The Croatian police officer?
>>151395870WILD BOYS (wild boys)
did Strickchud really pull up on Cumshot with a gun?
pls stop posting such hateful imagery!!!
>>151395970The fans
Let’s B honest here: CroCop tanked all that shit.
Hap and Ace will splitroast their stepsis in 15 years
*hides post*I'm sure Cro Cop would be good at deadpan standup
>>151395999>split
Sanest Russian poster.
Hap and Ace will die when Chandler drives them off a cliff in their rented Escalade, I fear! THIS AFTER HE MURDER WIFE! BRUTAL CHOKE!!!
>>151396016that's a man.
>>151396016Stunning cheekbones, my monitor is on
Cro bum's head dribbled to the ground all ''BEAN, CHEESE'' style
>>151395950>>151395913>>151395852This was supposed to be Volk's fate tooWhy did he unflush himself? He robbed us of MMA history
>>151396016Who’s this gorgeous lady?
>>151396034Turn on your monitor, babe.
>>151396023Yes.
>>151396037Thanks, G.
when people quote Schaub's comedy special I get scared, there's something about it. I know if I had seen it in real life it would make me feel bad
>>151395435Blogbuster fer sure bapa
Everybody loves Raymond but with Schaub
MMA is still in its infancy, we haven't even begun to reached the peak of the sport and we will never see it. That is, we of the living as of right now. We will grow old and die before we could even hope to see a glimpse of the peak that will be. It is sad but a reality we must face. So at least, let us face it together for a brighter future.
Everybody loves Raymond but with Sweden
>>151395764American football is gay and retarded.These retards get their heads damaged when they are in prime form.And they literally stick all kinds of protection on the little retards precisely so they can run at each other at full speed and crash like retarded goats.Plus, aren't dumb fuck Americans literally watching students play when they watch that cesspit sport?American handegg is in a much worse position than MMA.That entire sport needs to be killed.I hear that Americans regularly - AND UNIRONICALLY - get excited for what ADVERTISEMENTS they might get to see during the games.Fucking dullards. It might be time to reinvade, once we stop Keir banning 4chan of course...
>>151396116>we haven't even begun to reached the peak of the sportfuck you mean? Gane is fighting in 10 days?
Nobody loves Britain with the bongs
there needs to be 2 fighters, respectably nicknamed "the question" and "the answer" and they need to fight eo. it would be even better if they were beefing like cormier and jones
Connor McGregor
>>151396116I’ll be sufficiently happy if I see Dana and Ari die in my lifetime.
>>151396143eo isn't a word
>>151396151Why settle there Hunter and Sean aren't getting any younger
Ohh ye the land mooning
>>151396161shut up bitch
>>151396151It's inevitable. I used to like Dana, in an I hate you way, but now? He's going to keep going to these shit countries, promoting fight cards with a payout total of 30k and get shot down by some Somali that hit his rocket by accident
tntb2frn"tq"a"ta"atntfeo. iwbebitwblcaj
the worst nickname in mma goes to zach "the altar boy" freeman
>>151396145Two words: lev els.
I could kick the fucking crap out of everyone in this thread. That's what you're dealing with here.
Icktfcooeitt. Twydwh.
>>151396127
>>151396193
>>151396198When I see red and get going, I don't like your chances.
Uh yeah uh yeah
I'm offensively stoned rn
>>151396287I actually feel like calling out a minority as if I was Scott Steiner right now, and that's why I'm glad I'm at home
>>151396287I smoked some of that good weed feel me?
>>151396319
Zaza
Nah fuck that!
>Shamil Gaziev: The world will fear the blob.Chills.
>>151396016
>>151396359Honesly? Props on knowing who Shamil Gaziev is.
>>151396176Shaub could have simply gotten up and heemed that filthy fat old coon mike tyson when he was posturing like he had something for him.
>>151396374Speaking of which, Daniel Cormier
>>151395913what happened here - was it the knee? not seeing a reason for CroCop to hit the canvas like that
>>151396287Can you be stoned defensively?
>>151396385Honestly? Props on knowing who Daniel Cormier is.
>>151396390Nerve gas, sadly.
>>151396392I'm a meng of many talents b
>>151396127got a license for that post, m8?
>>151396402Honesly? Props on knowing your talents.
>>151396116MMA peaked with GSP and Anderson Silva. no one disputes that. quit pretending there's a bright future for this stagnant sport.
>>151396422Kill yourself faggot.
>>151396374>mfw I remember Schaub
5 round decision I done Frankie 20 seconds nigga.
PRIDE IS FOREVER. FUCK YOU CASUAL LIL BITCH MADE FRUIT BOOTY NIGGAS HONESTLY! WHERE WERE YOU HUH? WATCHIN MARK CARRS SELL U A TOWNCAR? LIARS TO YOURSELVES, ANGER IN ME NOW
>>151396392Yes when you’re on the train and think everyone is staring at you
heemember when dustin humbled that crown price from saudi arabia?
ok I farted and I am calm now
>>151396470We [the third world] got revenge on italian-america
>>151396470early stoppage. that howler monkey was almost gassed
>>151396484It was a submission
GSP drank that shit like black titty milk!
GSP tapped to strikes
>>151396509We all knew that shit was a finna fluke hence GSP being a -500 fave in the rematch
>>151396484GSP tapped out
Leonardo Da Vinci, Nikola Tesla, Albert Eistein, Ciryl Gane
Remember when gsp overloaded bj penn's nervous system ?
>>151396530list of dead bitches
GSP didn't just tap to strikes but he tapped against a bantamweight
UFC fighter night Bowser vs K Rool
DAYYYUUUUUM
GSP tappedtapped black kweens' asses that is
We like to shoot on Wednesdays.
>>151396470Many people will and have criticized GSP for tapping out from strikes but he did something very smart here. By tapping out before getting seriously concussed he saved his career and went on to be one of the greatest Mixed Martial Artists to date. Any other fighter might have just tried to "power" through it and get back up on his feet but they would have no doubt been severely compromised and getting further into a fight were you have already been hurt is bad for longevity. Great IQ by GSP as always.
>>151396581plz stop posting Swede AI slop, it always makes you out to be good but you never accomplished anything yourselves
charly caruso is my favorite black woman
>>151396598AI?
>>151396598why'd you edit out the bbc from this?
Some of y'all shop at Aldi and it shows
>>151391811the omnipresence of flies really completes the experience
>>151396599She looks the perfect ammount of bogged
>>151396620i wish we had aldi. it seems like the ikea of grocery stores
>>151396620Bitch I don't even know what the fuck is Aldi
>>151396622I bet she gives great helmet.
>>151396631You mean head?
>>151396622xhe needs more botox so she can look her best for dana white's power slap
>>151396643No.
When the Euros gang up on us, I do get scared. Why would they be so mean? A breadstick with meatballs on it, pickled herring, Finland? I think they ate global shit. COME NOW
>>151396650What's that
heeminder the pfl champ got shot with a gun a couple times in dagestan and lived to tell the tale
>>151396673That's a simple response in the negative.
>>151396673I recently watched a documentary on Mussolini, 50 minutes. Holy shit, he set you guys back to the stone ages
>>151396656
>>151396689Please don’t upset the chuddies
>>151396713fack mate you forgot to put a dirty brick on it
>>151396689He was a giant faggot
>>151396705>>151396713
>Post the best heem in the world, or I'll eat your soul
It turns out Italians were one of the shittiest fighting forces of all time. How do you explain that?
>>151396740still the best for me. POW
>>151396745Dont talk shit about the Italians!
>>151396740
I wish the mma guru was live
Brady brothers….we’re getting sexually assaulted
imagine having to go through Umar and Yan just to get MERABED.
>Everyone out here talking bout I fumbled. Y’all must not know the rules of the game. When you drop the ball on accident that’s a fumble, but when you throw it away on purpose. That’s called a complete pass. Top G shit!
*starts doing donuts at 60mph*
>>151396786GODtega cooked with that one
>>151396792Revitalize your career with this one weird trick!
>>151396792*In a truck that weighs more than a ton*why is Schaub so based and stupid at the same time
>>151396778ez win for bradyblack belt vs white belt
>>151390944
>>151390875Jon is Somali?
Sean Brady? That guy beat 3 flushed bums since getting knocked the fuck out by Canelo hands Belal and has no good wins, I say he jobs to the first real top contender he faces.
>>151390944>>151396886I'm trying to fucking eat here man
>>151390944>>151396886wtf
>>151396949what a psycho
>>151396886No sane woman would allow this creature to handle her newborn, surrogate mother or not.
I'm scared.
im bored. anything worth watching?
>>151397000Disgusting, ugly freak!
>>151396994the A24 slowburn classic "The Smashing Machine" starring Dwayne Johnson and Bas Rutten is out NOW!
Stop takin out PPP loans playaPink Pork Panties
>>151397014Two words: Bone Chilling
>>151397012Certified Heem Classic.
>>151397011Leave Wonk nose Jackie alone
Arabic!
>>151397014One word: GoosebumpInducing.
If Adriano Martins can do this to you, JDM will make you shit yourself.
Donald Trump has let the entire US government fail for 14 days now.
The split-decisioner of Bassil Hafez
i love ciryl gane
HEEMHEEMLET IT ALL WEEMTHESE ARE THINGS I CAN ZEEM WITHOUT COME ONIM TALKING TO YOUCOME ON
>>151397135*Community Note* >Colbussy Cuminbum has never heemed anyone
>>151397135Realest nigga
grr dont be mean to colby he's a maga chud like me grrrr
>>151397151Still top 10 ranked welterweight in the world and former world champion
wait, so that is brie and mike's child but a surrogate carried it?
them boys nowhere to be seen since "I'm Arabic" dropped
>>151397188iron mike blacksploded in a pawg milf while ms chandler watched
When I see Chandler and his wife brie, I feel afraid.
>>151397188mike carried the developing fetus between his butt cheeks for 9 months
>>151397215Can someone fact check this?
This is what was beating NBA and Hockey in ratings?
Merab should be studied.
>>151395120Nah he was just wearing it when a popular wmma was about to fight. Like when PooFC desk show analysts put on the blonde wig when Paddy fights. He is NOT a faggot and I won't hear it again.
>Still top 10 ranked welterweight in the worldKhabib and Mark Hunt have more wins over ranked UFC fighters>and former world champion*
>>151397376aint finna read all that but im glad that happened to you or im sorry that happened
make it panty boy
>>151397376Of course you compare Colby to GOATs because they're his peers.
Somebody make a new thread quick
>>151397173>former world champion@grok is this true?
ok ill make it
Duplicity.Deception.Dana.
>>151397458>>151397376
>>151397486>>151397486heres the new thread i made
>>1513908614chan :D