Red Wings EditionPrevious >>151383877
>rags
>>151392048>Kanye WestYikes. I thought we were better than this.
>>151392037I like Glen so far desu. High energy and unlike PDB he elaborates in interviews.
The Flames are Jesus's chosen team
Well, that was a shit night of hockey.
>>151392048Not bad. I like that there are still based Kanye enjoyers
>>151392083When does the suffering end and the salvation begin?
>>151392083Jesus wants them in last place, apparently.
Hopefully our Sennies can rally together and get some W's for Brady
>>151392096Our Sensies somehow got swept by the >gaybres last season. I'm nervous about tonight
>>151392096>>151392106>our
hearing parekh got kekked already
>>151392111Who did the needful?
>>151392108yes. Our
>>151392161retard
>>151392108Ottowa is a socialist entity
>our hasbsies
>>151392169
my wingies
trb is in unfortunately :\
>>151392207you can tell from the smell
>>151392212bud's stink peninsula stench still covers trb like thick blanket of loss
>Report: Maple Leafs have talked to teams interested in Nick RobertsonTeams on Planet Retard...
how about instead of being mean and calling me someone else you say something funny and hockey related so I can have a jen at the end of my long horrible day
>>151392199Have only played shit teams for retards.
How did Wolf's agent convince Flames to pay Wolf 7.5AAV for 8 years
>>151392231*are
>>151392048Titanium gets stuck in my head for days everytime I hear it
>>151392228we are not clowns to amuse youretard
>>151392246you literally are though
>>151392239he uses swayman's guy
>>151392248Cope I'm a figurative clown
I choose to not believe it.
>>151392221I assume they always talked to the marlies
>>151392254thanks sven this was exactly the full belly hearty kek I needed
>>151392254Yeah but Marner isn't there to feed him tap-ins anymore.
> Marner isn't there That sweet bussy is gone?
what's the latest on Scott Laughton?
>>151392171
The Mild have never beaten Otter in regulation
My marner isnt hereI dropped it off at the rink this morning
>>151392285still not worth the 2nd he was traded for
>>151392328That's a lot to give up innit?
Awful
>>151392361>panthers >senators >blues>mammothI hate it when you know what the outcome will be for EVERY fucking game that day.
>>151392328It is 100% when you realise that this has to be Toronto's year since they already mortgaged the future heavily the last 2 playoff runs
>>151392361
>>151392361Kitties are about to absolutely rape the >wongs
>>151392373>last 2 playoff runsHuh? On Planet Retard?
>>151392254these all-time records hinge on what you do in your 30s, not the pace you set in your 20s.
>>151392328I don't want to be the one to tell him, someone else step up to the plate
flames Flames FLames FLAmes FLAMes FLAMEs FLAMES fLAMES flAMES flaMES flamES flameS flames
>>151392421TRB CLAIMS OTHER ARE RR BUT HES THE ACTUAL RB AND WAS ROTCEEBABNGO FLAMES!
If I posted incessantly about my team shit prospect for 3 seasons straight, my team sign them to a long term deal and they end up being shit, would you call that karma?
>>151392361Scheduling has been extra shit this year desu
>>151392446No you're just from Ellesmere Islands
name the single worst nhl contract of all timebesides abdelkader
>>151392446Who are you referring to anon?
>>151392446I would call that being a leafs fan
someone in this thread has a boner...
Jesse puljujarvi is an over a point per game player in the Swiss-A league. Officially cleared of bust status
>>151392492Me
>>151392492Not me
>>151392440Are you alright?
>>151392492I'm a girl so it can't be me
>>151392470Dekeyser
>>151392473Use your imagination
>>151392526The Oilers
>>151392470Scott Gomez and Carey Price in a joint tie
>>151392502How feminine is your penis?
>>151392492but nobody has posted a picture of Crosby
My pusy panties :)
>>151392546Girls don't have those
morning /hoc/. having beer and snus for breakfast to cope with my flames being the target for garys psychopathy last night
>>151392560it's 17:16 retard
>>151392470Ilya Kovalchuk
>>151392423Yep, and Matthews look like he's already starting to slow down at the age of 28.
>>151392559Back in my day larps were believable
>>151392590yes, yes it is. gonna have to buy more snus because ill be out before the end of the nightshift
>>151392470jeff finger
i am being forced into hockey, should i be a utah mammoth fan as they are also new? are they cool or are they some corporate bullshit like those red bull football teams
>>151392625they have the coolest owner in the league
>>151392625They’re a young team with a lot of potential. They need more fans and oc
>>151392625You would love the Calgary Flames
>>151392635nothing cooler than trying to look thirty years younger than you are
>>151392653true i try to look 3 all the time. check out my flames diapey and rattle
>>151392667Just like our pup
I've got balls of steel
>>151392625the panthers are objectively the most fun to watch
I have regular balls
>>151392037>rags>laffs
>>151392692Do you even bother wearing a jock?
>>151392048Thr >rags are doing the same thing this year and you can't prove otherwise
>>151392667you just but I see 40 year olds dressed like me when I was 10 (full matching grey jogging suit)
>>151392692I found a ring in there last night!
>>151392625They're a weird zombie team. All of their players/staff were purchased from another team that died but they share no history or anything else. Soulful in a way
>>151392692Imma kill you oldstyle
Pray for the Folignos
>>151392809pray all goes well
rip Don Cherry
Kiekko
>>151392820how long has it been since you touched grass?
>>151392839not cool
>>151392839I just checked CNN but didn't see anything
>>151392839Will CBC honor him when he croaks despite throwing him under the bus?
canadas population has increased by 5 million from 2020 til today can you guys stop having so many freakin kids so us other countries can win a gold medal some time
>>151392880I'm sure the show is already planned.
>>151392848Not since 1993
9 more years until the yzerplan comes to fruition
>>151392625Kill a canadian, open his entrails and read them for a sign.
>>151392625did I bully you so badly in /epl/ you're trying to seek refuge in /hoc/?
I'm chillin' and gorillain'.
>>151392910you mean letting in jeets? no, they make too much money for us
>>151392643agreed
>>151392943It took him 15 years to win one as a player, so this seems about right for his timeline.
I know what icing is
but can you see the puck?
>>151393072Is it somebody's birthday?
>>151393085Yes!
>>151393051And your timeline is never, right?
>>151393088raped retard trying to trick people into celebrating his birthday like they did for mitch kwarb
>>151393098I ended my timeline.
>>151393088Not that kind of icing
>>151393120>Me Chinese>I play joke>I put pee pee in your Coke -_-
>>151393088I made carrot cake this weekend and it looked like this (without the flowers)
1993 is endless.
>>1513931321993 ended when they released 1994
I support latinx voices in hockey like bill guerin when he yells at his employees
>>151393131Yes, pastry bags aren't too hard to use, but a super pain in the ass to clean, and I usually use the disposable ones if I need them
1993 is immortal.
>scoreless draw in St Petersburg
>>151393143the year of the rags
>>151393128
are the chink teams in the KHL good?
>>151393207They have Gerard gallant now
>>151393207Shanghai is number two in the West Amur Tiger is 7 in the East, they are both mostly full of Europeans and expatriated North Americans
>>151393184It was funnier when CKA always won in regular season and collapsed in playoffs Now they just suck all the time
>>151393244There's barely any Europeans left playing in the KHL.
Ulanbatter should open up a KHL franchise >>151393263Yeah, it's mostly expatriates from the US and Canada >the Europeans know better
>>151393263yeah pär cuckholm had to get his last fat paycheck though
>>151393207the shanghai team has played in moscow for like 5 years now
>>151393283Like Linus Foolmark
>>151393156based piper
>>151393262CKA isn't even my favorite team, but I still follow Jokerit in Mestis
Thinking about weekend pizza
>>151393285>>151393285Not anymore, they moved to St Petersburg
>>151393308It's only Wednesday, are you going to wait until the end of business Friday to order a pizza pie?
>>151393226
>>151393332well his day is nearly done, so really he just needs to tough it out tomorrow and suddenly it's Friday and you can count it at weekend pizza
>>151393353not disputing that
>>151393285>>151393316Says a lot about society if you think about it
>With the sun in the spring, you’d see water forming on the ice but you’d just keep playing,” Vachon recalled. “I was in goal one day -- I was always the goalie -- and here came my brother, Anicet, on a breakaway.>“But before he got too close, the ice cracked under him and he dropped into the pond. We got him out of there, soaked head to his skates, and walked up to the farmhouse. It was pretty far away, so by the time we got him there, he was frozen. He could barely move his legs.”>Vachon, and others from the game that had ended in a watery mess, took a large steel grill and placed it over the enormous furnace that would heat the farmhouse, laying Anicet atop it.
>>151393373the fact that they couldn't justify an arena in China is pretty hard to believe;Vladivostok and Amur don't have any problems, so it makes me wonder how sharp a divide we have here that a bunch of Chinese people can't find the time to watch some ice hockey and forget about the misery of being Chinese living in the PRChave a beer and some fried crickets or whatever and enjoy some ricepuck
>>151393379When we fell through the ice, we got out and kept playing. You skated around the hole and tried to punch others into it.
>>151393332Friday or Saturday I haven't decided yet
>>151393308Good idea
>>151392048Shit team
>>151393411What’s the point of being a Chinese team if they have no Chinese players and don’t compete in the country?
>>151393431What's your favorite topping?
for me it's Tuesday pizza because it's cheaper
>>151393486>sam bennett the worse centreall the more reason to ignore "gamescore"
>>151393475Precisely, it's a money laundering scheme between Russia and China, and always has been a pretty obvious one
>>151393495There are no Tuesday pizza deals in my town
>>151393476Pepperoni
>>151393486Canucks saw this and sent Cootes back to juniors.
bros, if there was a /hoc/ team in the NHL who would be on it? who would be the captain, etc.
>>151393486you got any more pixels you iphone fag?
>>151393495My local papa johns had a 50% off monday special but they canceled it those jews
>>151393571>wrestlehomoYou have an entire board where you can post your cocksucking fantasies. Go back.
>>151393587anon's yelling dad would be coach
>>151393587Torts would be the coach
>>151393587tony deangelo is the captain
>>151393574Bro was rocking a 7% xG
>>151393654you're rocking 100% xG
>>151392880What will be morbidly fascinating will be Maclean reaction to it. The guy has got not shame, he’s an absolute prostitute. I’m sure he will start to shoot off obviously bullshit stories about him and Don before the guy is even cold.
>>151393673Enjoy Ron Maclean while you can. Soon we will be stuck with David Amber as host of HNIC, and Harnarayan Singh calling national games.
>>151393555Trips for pepperonis, lads>my favie to -_-
>>151393650Saw in the news he died :(
>>151393714that looks like shit
>>151393707You got a problem with progressiveness chud?
>>151393721After exhaustive analysis, no one asked you
>>151393718He's alive anon. He will be playing hockey tomorrow
>>151393650very promising so far
>>151393714faggot
>>151393707I don’t enjoy him at all and I already mute the play by play.
>>151393732yes
Christ has abandoned the flims. They will burn in the basement for all eternity.
>most dangerous draw at the Ice Palace>most dangerous lead in Cherepovets
>>151393848please fucking take a 12 gauge and leave
>>151393849Kek TRB who is a RR and a flyers fan was actually ROTCEEBAGOCCGo flames!
>>151393844Jesus never abandons the faithful flamesAll liar and blasphemers against Our dvine flames will rot in penguins hell
Le loup petit
>>151393875>jesusiac is a flamiac
Go Jesus!Go Flames!Calgary FOREVER!
for me it's the Hampton Roads Rhinos
>>151393882raped faggot
>most dangerous draw in Zug
No, I'm sorry, but flims are written out of the lamb's book. They chose their path and there's no turning back. Be that a lesson, blasphemers.
Reminder: Jesus was crucified on Calgary Hill
These horned beasts, these curs, we must shun them back to the swampland they come from.
>>151393886Stop shrinking him in these photos, we all agreed it’s not funny
>>151393972
>>151393980Wow epically trolled
Why is the little goalie playing hockey?
Our Wingsies play tonight
Facts of the matter is this :Calgary is known as a premier destination for free agents, no lies and cope about its proximity to the mountains will change this
>>151394008
He could be a gymnast, or a jockey. Marry a midget. Have midget children.
>>151394008What time? We want to be shutting the FUCK up on time.
>>151394019The damned are drawn to the evil coven, yes.
>>151394019The players love Takagi
>>151394024>a jockey
>>1513940451900EDT
*achoo!*
flames lost
>>151394094In my opinion, the Flames are winners
Hockey has a lying about being raped problem and we need to raise awareness and have discussions with our daughters about it.
>>151394019It’s like the Gstaad of North America
When more than three dozen top NHL players gathered for Canadian Olympic orientation camp over the summer, the message was stark and clear.The experience at the Milan-Cortina Games was not going to be the Ritz-Carlton lifestyle many of them have grown accustomed to with their day jobs.The players heard that an “enhanced dorm experience” will await them if they have the privilege of checking into Building No. 5 of the Milan Athletes’ Village in February. They were warned about the likelihood of long bus rides in rush-hour traffic and security delays when traveling to and from competition venues. They were even encouraged, half-jokingly, to grab any stray banana they may come across to ensure they’ve got enough healthy snacks stashed away while living inside the Olympic bubble.Wow Italy is such a shithole now
time for Ice Bear
>>151394094Not according to my truth
>>151394122While the majority of the men’s event will be hosted out of Santa Giulia Arena, which is roughly a 10- to 15-minute bus ride from the Athletes’ Village, there will also be games played at Milano Rho Arena, which Canadian players were told is a 45-minute trip each way “on a good day,” largely because organizers elected not to have any designated lanes for Olympic traffic during the Games.That would mean three-plus hours of travel if a team conducts a morning skate at the venue and then returns in the evening for a game.As part of Olympic security protocols, a team bus will be taped shut once everyone is on board for travel from one safe zone to another, with an extra round of security required upon arrival if the tape is broken during transit.
why does the NHL edge site hide the shitters and only display top 10 in each category?
>>151394094they won a cup in 89And they have won Jesus's love every day
>>151394094Flamists are disgusting
>the city of Berlin
>>151394122>Wow Italy is such a shithole nowcan't believe Milan isn't equipped with state of the art rinks located beside luxury hotels. My nhl heroes shouldn't have to mingle with the rank and file of the other Olympians (much less anyone of the host country)
>>151393293did they let Jokerit in the first division yet?
>>151393476fuck, calgary was a mistake
>>151394182Nah, they lost the relegation match
>>151394146Working class people drive 45 minutes to work pretty regularly.Wolfs wife can go shopping in Milano
>>151394180>>151394201Just seems like logistically Milan was not the best location. Why not Switzerland?
>>151394201we're not talking about our dads commuting over two hours a day putting food on the table, we're talking about my NHL HEROES and the fact they will apparently be forced onto a bus
Hey Jesus shills I need some advice , there is a church in front of my house and every Sunday I see lots of young women in dresses attending .How do I weasel my way into the church to access them?Reformed chruch and im agnostic BTW
>>151394231Unfortunately they will recognize your ugliness both inside and out almost immediately upon meeting you, best try your luck somewhere else
Flamers will now be forced to wear a scarlet F in public, so good people can shun them.
>>>and the fact they will apparently be forced onto a bus[]
>>151394211I don’t think the Swiss taxpayer would be on board with vanity projects. Direct democracy is a bitch
>scoreless draws
>>151394274>laffs team bus
>>151394122>>151394146Sounds lame but the Olympics are for the love of the game. I can’t imagine Beijing was any easier
>>151394261Untrue unfortunately
>>151394313I must have missed when you said it was the church for the blind and the deaf, however if that's the case it might take a little longer but they'll figure it out (they are truly a courageous and admirable people)
>>151393971tusks up
>the city of Glasgow
Just thinking about how the “mountain” town of Calgary had to literally construct a man made hill to host a Winter Olympics
>>151392470Darnell Nurse. Not for it's money value (although that's bad) but because it was and will be the single biggest reason that McDavid and Draisaitl don't get a cup in Edmonton.
>the village of Nizhnekamsk
>>151394350Thnink harder retard because that never happened
>>151394350Surely they could use one of the mountains close to town?
>>151394363He's not even a real nurse
>>151394350It was a satanic altar, right there in the calgary swamps.
>>151392470DiPietro. Islels got lucky with that compliance buyout the league gifted them
>>151394395Nakiska for downhillcop for moguls and bobsled innit
>the city of Saint Petersburg
This is their calgary.
>>151394062>flames are a bunch of pedos
>>151394500retard
>>151394497NEAT!!They could reassign New Mexico as their Easy League affiliate
>>151394125>>151394274>>151394296>>151394385>>151394460>>151394516Why are you a raped fucking bitch?
>>151394497
>sloppa
met a dude in the Bruins jersey last Thursday when I was taking this chick to the Shanghai Dragons gameshowed him my blue note while having the dirtiest shit eating grin the dude's chick was alright though, she laughed
Say something nice about a player from a team you don’t like.
i'm watching the sabres game tonight just to see how shit they are
>>151394605what is a blue note
>scorefull draw
>my habsies are 6th in the leagueWe're finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel and it feels so fucking good
>>151394618
>>151394645absolutely basedo
>>151394645so based when they beat the p00ins in the scf
>>151394605surprised there are any bruins fans in Russia
why i inherited this is beyond me
>>151394618it's like the brown note but in russia
think gary will be replaced by AI?
>>151394645based! follow poutine’s directions and reproduce during work breaks
>>151394679That night I've seen one Caps, one Bruins, one Ducks, one Wings and one Nuckies jersey
>>151394713neat! bet the caps are the most popular team
>>151394726probably yeah
>>151394706>poutinemhhhh
Sucks there are only shit games today
>>151394726i'd guess the red wings
>the caved-in, blood-splattered igloo of Berlin, Germany
>>151394782>>151394527
perfect connections
>>151394777not anymore, the red wings were popular when the Russian Five was a thing and then their popularity was going downhilleveryone knows Ovechking and caps right nowthe Mild are getting a lot of traction now because of Kaprizov
>>151394821What about the penguins
>>151394835Syd is popular, the team has seen better days
i call him kraprizov
>>151394835They were pretty popular during Malkin's prime yeahNot so much right now
>>151394835>>151394840best inbred team of all time
>>151394812and yet nothing about wordle. very telling
>>151394756love me steamys
>Oh Kappy!!>You signed and made us so happy!!
>>151394856Are russians buzzing about wolf. I believe wolf in Russian is Vovk
Foligno is taking leave of his senses.
>>151394889they're still buzzing about Calgary's water problems
>>151394856how do russians feel about not having an olympic or international representation since the war? do they give a fuck?
>>151394856who's the most popular russian player for millennials? my fav as a kid was pavel bure and fedorov
>>151394866i did wordle after and it took 6. one of those situations where i had 4 greens on the last three lines but the last thing could've been any number of letters ree
flames are playing tonight :) against utah mammoth :) be there or be square! can't wait to see what gary has in store
>>151394913It’s wolf
>>151394910I think those who actually follow hokki are sad, but most people here consider IIHF World Championships to be real tournament (because of the World part) so yeah...>>151394913Probably Bure and Fedorov too yeah, most people basically knew only Red Wings at that time
>>151394919I can finally gripe out the word 'wound' several days back when I had _ound and had LITERALLY infinite options. Wouldn't be surprised if wyna liu was getting her greedy paws into wordle as well
>yzerplan vs zitoplan
>>151394927>can't wait to see what gary has in storeanother loss for your shit team retard
So where does Dahlin get traded to?
>>151394963the leafs for a 5th
>most dangerous draw in Glasgow
>>151394944kek i think i got that one in 5
>>151394958if gary steps in the way he did last night but surely he won't bother
>>151395006>m-my team lost cause GARY!!kwab keep crying
>>151395009he's not giving you a raise this year no matter how much you defend him
heading to get half off slices for lunch brb
I'm going to the flims game to sprinkle holy water about, and try to save some of the poor, damned souls entering.
>>151395012but anon.. he already has
>>151394942fuck I hope the war ends soon
>>151394625does this apply to canada in hockey?
why don't canadians match american tax rates on hockey players?
>>151395006>Be from Sweden>Pick the worst possible team to backWhats with the fags over there these days?
>>151395066less money and USD to CAD is never equal
>>151395006Lol what a flop.Mystery meat soft pussy is a Great fit for Calgary
>WE SCORED 2 GOALS IN 3 GAMES>GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS>TIME TO BENCH OUR STAR GOALIEWho am I?
>>151394654limp wristed bitch
>>151395061no mostly russia, czechia or binlandthey like /hoc/ but have to watch star players at 2 am in norf america
Is there a reason there’s like 20x the injuries this year?
>>151394944>I had _ound and had LITERALLY infinite optionsthey do shit like that every 6 months
>>151395066Because life doesnt work that way, you dumb fuck. "Let's create a class of citizens that dont need to pay taxes because that'sunfair for the millionaire sports team owner" And players pay taxes where they play games, not where they sign the contract.
>>151395172*checks last time a Canadian team won the stan lee*yikes!
>log into hoc>everyone is seething at my flameswhat did we do this time?
>>151395187You lost again. To the Knights. You weren't suppose to do that. Idiots
>>151395146kek that's deeply cucked now that you mention it
*checks last time i had sex with a woman*yikes!
In 1988–89, the Flames won their first and only Stanley Cup title
>>151395199We're tanking for McKenna. We're executing the plan perfectly.
>>151395162It's cause the vax made everyones bones more brittle
>>151395182Grampa told me leafs did once win the SC.
>8 periods without a 5 on 5 goal
>>151395162LA diets using onions-based "meat"
>>151395202nothing wrong with a little scoring drought when you're sticking to your system and your structure
> 10,339 days without a Stan Lee cup
who's trb?
>>151395269Ask the governor
seems like this trollbowl man has you mindbroken
had a dream last night i was playing in my first NHL game and got injured right away, then watched the rest of the game on TV
>>151395263Sad!
wait so our league is cucking scandis, finns and russians? and arguably cucking leafs too since it's been 33 years.damn lol
>>151395261fuck there was something that happened a day or two ago that i remember thinking "this should be added to the list" but i can't remember what it was :(
>>151395263Builds character
why do americans love talking about their cuck fetish all the time?
>something that happened a day or two agoThe queers queer off the same everyday.
blud lives in a microstate and every single good player that his "country" will ever have will be cucked from him and he'll be forced to watch our league with a 10 hour time difference if he wants to see them
>>151395309Isn't it based? Literally America's sport
>>151395347just like Leon's Bavaria
>>151395347fat
Game day mountainchads (flameschads)!
I might buy the new pokemon game
it's so weird, we dont even care about hockey yet we're still stealing your players and have won the last 33 years straight
poutine looks more like vomit than any food i can think of
>>151395294im sorry fren :(
>>151395444What about some kinda gooey corn dish
>>151395444trips o' truth
reminder that anglo-canadians cannot claim credit for poutine, only french canadians can (said french canadians are invited to inspect their money to see who is on it)
claiming credit poutine rnt. 'bertan
Poutine is state fair slop anyways up there with turkey legs and churros
>>151395509Nah its food for after a long day out in the cold
>>151395509kek it really is fairslop tier
Im a southerner. Who just got into Hockey last year. Tell me about the Mighty Ducks. Are they worth making /myteam/
>pootaint
>>151395509>t. braindead
>>151395294that’s terrible :(
>>151395536>southernerFrom where.
>>151395294which team were you playing for?
>Jesperi Kotkaniemi has 1 goal in his last 41 games dating back to last season's playoffs and regular season.
>>151395509Why do americans hate poutine but will devour gravy and fries with a side of cheese?
>>151395576prob why they pushed him to 4th line last game
>>151395294Are you ok?
>>151395587Americans just hate Canada for some reason
>>151395536no they are gay be a knights fan
>>151395567Louisiana
>>151395576NO REFUNDS :)
>>151395609jealousy
>>151395587nobody hates it, it's just a state fair slop gimmickfood.>>151395609your entire identity is "we're not americans"we dont really care about youit is funny to remind you about how bad you are at winning the stan lee though
>>151395625I'm only jealous of the Flames
>>151395536>masked crusadersKadri is in danger
Just got home from waging and immediately dropped a huge marner. Yeah, I’m thinking it’s hockey night.
>>151395628>we dont really care about youAmericans consistently seethe at Canada here.
i like canada and canadian posters
>>151395625I think so too. Cant get over 1812
>>151395622Why the Ducks? They are an exciting team but they aren't very good. Try the Dallas Stars, they are cup contenders and play fast paced hockey and a little closer to you. It.doesn't really matter though, pick whatever team you find interesting.
>>151395576>>151395624i member my first ever season starting to follow nhl and it was his rookie season with the habs. they were glazing him way too much back then
>>151395656I like most people from most places. Sometimes I conflate governments with locals but that's a mistake. Burgers are frens
The @LAKings have acquired goaltender Pheonix Copley from the Tampa Bay Lightning in exchange for future considerations. Additionally, goaltender Erik Portillo has been loaned to the @ontarioreign, the Kings’ American Hockey League (AHL) affiliate.
people dont seethe at canadians they seethe at jeets under canadian flags who shit up 4chan
>>1513956933rd overall pick, you pretty much have to glaze him
does anyone track the record of american teams vs canadian teams year by year
What game are we watching tonight bros? Me? I’ll be watching panthers and red wings because nationally broadcast games are comfy for me.
>>151395698>Future ConsiderationsWhen is this guy going to get some ice time? I swear he's been on every team at this point.
>>151395674Honestly because I always default to Dallas for non Louisiana teams. Looking to branch out and the mask unlocked a core childhood memory
>>151395708You can go to the nhls website and do it manually with each team
which team gets into the most fights? that would be a fun one to support
>>151395698>trading back for a guy you already waivedKwab. Hopefully the Bolts claim him again when he gets sent down again.
I would gladly pay you future considerations for a hamburger today
>there's a team called the LA Kangzlmao
For some reason, Americans seem to get much angrier when Canadians criticize their country than when the criticism comes from any other nation.
>>151395725Oh well the ducks will probably lose alot but they should at least be fun to watch
>sabres only scored two goals this year
I've noticed a lot of canadian flags getting angry about america since Trump added the 100k fee for H1Bs.
>>151395759Is this true chat?
>kk stil getting 4.8M /yeargo canes
>>151395778Yeah
>>151395772That was fake
>>151395759/hoc/ hasn't scored any goals
>>151395856Cope
>>151395872She's right. We haven't scored a single goal. We're the worst team in the league again
>>151395883>she
>>151395697Agreed. /hoc/ is for frens
>tanking for a winger
>>151395398should be fun in any case :)
Which is the gayest team in the league?
>>151395965>rags
>>151395965all of them except montreal
>>151392048newhook for based newfie folk, kapanen for millenial nostalgia slop, can't go wrong with enter sandman. the rest can go in the trash
>>151395965lgbtning, next question
>>151395965Montreal
>>151395965the team you cheer for
>>151395965This upcoming Sharks "friendship" shtick they're going with for the new core is suspicious.
fugg no electricity in mongayalim stuck with you for the rest of the afternoon
>>151396020We're happy to have you here fren!
>florida panthersbut... florida doesn't have panthers...
>>151396035Cope I've seen them
>>151396035There are panthers in the swampland
watching nxt
>>151395965Seattle or San Jose
>>151396035this ones kinda weird because the cat is called the "florida panther" so its true that they dont have panthers because they have florida panthers. basically retarded inbred cousins of mountain lions, whereas a panther is a melanistic jaggy or leopard.
>>151395671dude, you didn't even exist in 1812; that was Britain
thinking about eating beans for dinner
Thinking about petting beans before dinner
>>151396066>melanistic
Gimp fucking crashed as i was exporting my thing
>>151396092You should pet him now!
>>151396085Thinking Jesus loves the flames
>>151396085sounds like a rootin'-tootin' good time, pardner
>>151395972Cardio kills gains
>>151396052lame
>>151396099TRB is trying cut him some slack
>>151395972damn this dude really Dinaric Alps maxxed his genes
>>151396120FLAMES FOREVERJESUS FOREVER
>>151396101You make a compelling argument
Flames need wood to burnThe Cross was WoodJesus Wood cheer for the FlamesJesus died on Calgary hill Jesus is a Flamiac
i'm enjoying watching the vancouver meltdown in real time. i think they'll be at the bottom of the pacific this year and they might riot again.
who are the bad guys and good guys in hockey and why
>>151396188Good guys- vgkBad guys- everyone else
>>151395162Everyone is off the juice for Olympic testing
>>151395587I don't hate poutine and I only eat freedom fries, gravy and curds at the fair
>>151396188>NHLgood guys - snowbeltbad guys - sunbelt>internationalbad guys - usa, canada, sweden, cz*chia good guys - everyone else
>>151396184Quinn Hughes is already looking at psych wards
>>151396235He should think about looking for the puck
>>151396245Maybe he cant see it
>>151396225Correct
>>151396188im gonna have to ask you to lurk more and learn to skate
>>151396135Our flames are tanking for Mckenna!Deus Vult
>>151396288I still think the Flames will win the cup
>>151396017It is extremely heterosexual to have a couples tiktok account.
>>151396324I think we will accomplish both :))
>>151396115nah that's you
Second prize must be 10 games
pick your fighter>xhjakaj>deslauriers>rempe>olivier>jeannot>macewen
>>151396429Reaves
>>151396429Laraque
Nearly time for Mooseheads
>>151395257Thanks coach
>>151396220What about waffle fries?
>This streaming is experiencing technical issues. We are working to resolve them as soon as possible.
>>151396655Now even dolphins have coomed in the cup
>>151396357haha, great joke anon. its because theyre so bad, right? haha. looking forward to more of this type of humor.
>>151396429tim hunter
>>151396429Big dick rempe
>>151396429Olivier
>>151396429has olivier lost a fight yet?
>>151396700This but unironically
>the city o9f Victoriaville
>>151396758>>151396772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3XZkWInSVg
made a new one>>151396803
Getting it ready, cuck?
Cuck?
