DA NEXT JETER PROJECT IS SO BACK
Why not call him Volpoop or sumthin tssssss
>>151394989VolpGOD*
Another offseason of Yankees cope is going to be delicious.FWIW their offense was fine. The problem in 2015 was on the pitching side where they only had two guys who pitched more than 10 innings with a FIP under 3, while the Dodgers had, uh, seven.
>>151395174>2015
EMERGENCY AIM GET TOGETHER. YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE INVITED!!!
'stros
>>151396062those poor cubans stuck in north dakota
>>151396091Go to Cuba once and then you'll be thankful for being in North Dakota instead
>>151396062None of these are ethnic groups. Each of those countries is a mutt hell jewish wetdream.
BASEBALL!!!
Toronto wins today.Seattle utterly dominates the rest of the way.
>toronto STILL won't learn their lesson
kek seethe ya lil bitch faveLA is a SHITHOLE
why did the players union allow ohtani to defer his salary (essentially a pay cut) when they wouldn't allow a-rod to take a pay cut?
>>151397045entertainment purposes
>>151397045Same reason they would've vetoed the Aaron Judge to the Padres deal. They have clear biases
>>151397045all the MLBPA cares about is the 9 digit contract being signed, A-rod was about to accept less money not break the all-time record.
>>151397007Hello chokesquadHello zero ring squad
>>151397138hello worst city in the state squad
>>151397144This is a baseball threadDodgers fans are everywhere
san diego has more dodger fans per capita than padres fans. look it up
>>151397045Ohtani is japanese
>>151397172>it's realgrim. Relocate the Padres to Utah
But how come Cal isn't a gold glove finalist when he pretty much led catchers in every major defensive stat
>>151397045maybe a-rod wasn't free agent when it happened
Is there actually threat of a lockout? Players are being paid more than ever before, they're not testing for PEDs as much, the only thing I can think of is maybe a fight for better treatment of players in the minors, and maybe a better system for getting Japanese talent (though that's not really a MLBPA issue).
>>151397172>per capita
>>151397172>>151397190Oh Fuwawa just kys already you lying piece of shit
>>151397198Mid tier players and young players are still getting fucked so id anticipate one
who is playing tonight, and at what time (central time)
>>151397190The Padres need to(and most likely will) relocate. San Diego is just not a serious sports city. Some prime examples are:>ChargersSan Diego not dedicated enough to reach a stadium deal, so Spanos said fuck it.(I am pretty sure he wanted to leave for LA to reach a bigger and more dedicated fanbase anyway lol)>San Diego RocketsPoor attendance made them financially unstable so relocated to Houston and have been going strong there ever since>San Diego ClippersSterling acted like a chad and gave no fucks when relocating to LA despite pushback from the NBA(He probably saw that San Diego just isnt a sports town)>San Diego MarinersFailed to merge with NHL because there was no future financially and later dissolved lol>San Diego SailsCucked by the Lakers during a merger attempt and folded shortly after(probably would have folded after a year in the NBA anyway lol)>Golden State WarriorsPlayed a few games in San Diego as an experiment to see if they could establish a fanbase there. Failed miserably and moved back to Oakland>San Diego GullsHave dissolved multiple times and will probably dissolve again in the next few years.
alcs thread >>151397263>>151397263
>>151397269Nah i like it here boss
I couldn’t get hard with my gf because I was too nervous and now I think it’s over
For me, its Águilas Cibaeñas
>>151397277I can help your gf cum if you want
>>151397193uhh he did not
>>151397198>Players are being paid more than ever beforethis is unironically an issue. pretty soon free agency is going to be a disaster with the expectations players have. Schwarber is entering his age 34 season and wants a 5 year deal that pays 30 million a year just to be a DH. Pete Alonso wants 8 year deal and is probably hoping he gets in the 20-30 million dollar a year range too. Players are inflating their contract value and it's going to blow up insanely if we don't expect any kind of cap to come. Soon we'll have career minor leaguers who are no more than utility bench warmers who think they're entitled to 100 million dollar deals, the Tanner Scott deal is going to become the standard for ALL relievers, high profile free agents are going to start entering the BILLION range, and all these things will also lead to the game itself becoming more expensive for people to watch.
>>151397291That would shut her up at least
the top rookie season fWAR since 2000
>>151397198players union negotiated for less ped testing??
>>151397333>Mark Troutliterally who?
>>151397333/our/ retarded dominican btw
One of my personalities is a girl tho
I think Arraez being gone from the Padres is the biggest benefit the team will have. I remember hearing how some of them tried to learn from him to adjust their approach(3 batting titles obviously gives you authority), but when every player on the team is trying to be Luis Arraez, nobody does anything. Just hope Vic is gone next and maybe we'll see some spark come back!
>>151397397korean?
>>151397410we're in the gamethread now chungus
>>151397420No but she is a cute maid
My Doyers :)
>>151397254kys Fuwawa
>>151397045because ohtani is part of the mlb's strategy to cuck japan out of players
do the blue jays have that new york dawg in them?
>>151397594This is what I say about san diego all the time. I would literally not give a shit about sports if I lived there
>>151397045it's tax avoidance not a paycut
>the only thing that scares doyerpacos more than ICE is the salary cap
>>151397633>not a paycutYes it is, the NPV of the contract is nowhere close to what he could have signed.
>>151397649again, tax
>>151397623They forgot the asterisk on 1985
>>151397277Get Cialis
Mococo GODS
it's funny how California let the dodgers fuck them over that hard though lel
Doyers own your ass
>>151397665Why?
why does the schizo shit just stop like a faucet turning off?
>>151397801because it's a discord raid
>>151397812to what end though?
>>151397664No. What he's avoiding paying in taxes is nowhere close to what he could have made if he took a Soto like deal
>>151397812this. just like bbc judo threads.
>>151397801Sorry...
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!
>>151397198the owners are going to lock the players out because the RSN deals are running dry for like 75% percent of the teams
>>151398107based
>>151397594Jackin it in San Diego
Buck cursed the Jays for having the temerity to call anyone else a not very good team
canada losing is like winning the world series to me
>>151398546cause you're life is full of failure
>browncord desperately trying to avoid the whites vs hispanics WS narrative
>>151397637i love ICE. illegals need to go back
>>151396058>flags on xitter
dodgers wonbrowncord lostbut funny because you'd think they'd like the dodgers because they're brown
>>151398834yo did something happen?
>>151398853you!
>FAGGOTnerskek
who else here jombie?
>>151399141yea dodgers cheated
does this mean the brewers will win game 3
>>151399933>manfred casually rigging every championship series to go to game seven for tv ratings at the direct expense of every fan that bought tickets to see >their team win at homeBased, ngl
ok that game's over
sovl
who's pitching for brewers
>>151400381miz probably but don't be surprised if they go for an opener before him
>>151400261They weren't called the Dodgers then, they were the Bridegrooms in 1889
>>151400580and Giants were called the Gothams
>>151400620No, the Giants changed their name in 1885
yaaa but did you see Cal hit a DOOOOOOMP again? That was epicsauce fellow Mariners.
TOTALXHEATTLEMARITRANNYDEATH
Yeah nice job winning a single game jaycucksWe'll see how things go for you once this series gets back to Seattle
GG Mariners, see ya tomorrow
>nintendo reddits
Cal Raleigh is the most overrated player.
>should i simp for an attractive real woman?>no.. i'll simp for an ugly asian larping as an anime girl who pretends to be my girlfriend
gg mariners cya tomorrow
Seattle bros we got too cocky
Canada has no rights to win anything
these mariner fans are fuckin pussies bro if those blue jays showed up at dodger stadium like that those faggots would have been stabbed to death already don't fuck with LA bitches
ugly women need simps too
>>151401029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdGai72Tt8Y
>>151401045The simulacrum has become more real than reality
What's the fucking point of the 9th inning if no one ever rallies? Boring ass shit, it's a letdown every time.
32 years and counting.Canada still can't win cups.Canada still can't win world series.
>>151401055orale ese
David Ortiz is fucking unbearable. No im not a Yankees fan.
>>151396611how she let them thangs just flop flop and flang like that all the time everywhere she goes does she get self-conscious or feel awkward?
I fear this man
>3 o'clock start timeFuck Manfred
>>151401054That’s a funny way of spelling Venezuela Yeixon Maikol
Dodgers are really going to sweep the world series huh
most doyerpacos and poodrepacos are catholics and this general has a lot of doyerpacos and poodrepacos so this is /mlb/ related and i have to say, kekaroo
>>151401099ALCS is the main event
>>151401099He's the best commissioner in decades, unironically
>>151401123unhinged
>desperate to avoid the white team vs brown team narrative of mariners vs doyerskek
>>151401113what's hella more cucked, jew sinner hats or muslims praying 5x a day?
>>151401099>worstcoastfags
>>151401123Cute
>>151401134Muslims because praying 5 times isn't even in the quaran
>>151401140they wear those little hats so that they remember not to sin
So who killed the Expos?
I hate three thing 1) Women2) Children3) The Cheating Dodgers
>>151401099>brown coastkek
>>151401065You obviously didn't watch game 1 of brewers vs. dodgers
I'm unironically extremely fucking gay and love sucking dick in the cheap seats at the ball park. I don't discriminate and will suck anyone's dick.
all those poor doyerpacos will still be mowing lawns at 3:08, manfred is a DEMON
>>151401150They also put a wire around all of Manhattan because they think it tricks God into letting them carry items on Sabbath lol
everyone, meds. now.
>>151401085loud and fake
I just want to tell all you dodger fans never to reply to me again in these threads. I'm sick of you and I hate you terribly, more than I hate myself. Goodnight.
>>151401167kek, god is such a fucking dumbass to fall for that one. oldest trick in the book.
>>151401152the 1994 Yankees
>>151401155I heard these things can radicalize a man
Welp, THAT happened!
>>151401155BASED
>>151401174gtfo our general then
the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.
>>151401174based beyond belief
>>151401193>ourI'll have you forcibly removed pacoYou have no right to be here
>>151401195he’s a complete schizo that shits up multiple boards. Just look at the difference between a thread with him and without him. The former will have baseball discussion and funny shitposting. The latter will have just garbage spam, him trying to force retarded memes/nicknames, and him having conversations with himself.
>>151401202I'm sure you're aware of posts like "mitchie mania" and "mettie jetties" in /nfl/... Well in /mlb/ it started with little statements that normal people would loook past..."sorry sir" or "I honestly had no idea"...during the first few uses no one really thought much of it, nd then as it became used more annd more some anons would notice statements like that. Some anons weren't having any piece of it. Soon they would "melt down" in the thread similar to what Carr has done in this one. Then all of a sudden you have more and more people using these statements in some weird ironic sense of humor. Before you know it the general got consumed by these memes, also known as "the 2018-2019 offseason" and the "2019-2020 offseason" in /mlb/. They use the lack of sport to establish memes. The thing is, they mostly communicate through what's similar to telepathy. It's a literal hivemind that envelopes more and more people and unspuspecting anons to post like that. Before you know it the entire general is consumed under the thumb of this "hivemind" known as the PSYCHOGANG. It's next to impossible to prevent unless you snag it in it's infancy, which unfortunately /nfl/ didn't. I think >we are doomed unfortunately and I may leave because of all the things I've seen on this vietnamese basket weaving forum, psychogang takes the cake as the most bizaree entries. I've even seen it consume tripfags on /mlb/ that are actively opposed to ircs and discords. It's fucking crazy and almost like a massive inducing insane trip.
>>151401183
If I gotta rank types of peoples it’s1. Women2. Recker3. MenIn that order
>>1514012211. Dogs2. Women3. Men
>>151401221
i'll take bearieposter over reckerposter any day>inb4 it's the same guy
recker is actually baseball, bearspammer is just a mentally ill discord chicano
If I gotta rank types of cheeses it’s1. American2. White cheddar 3. Gouda In that order
so there's a browncord and a fagcord?
>Unc Scherzer3-1 series after tomorrow
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151401174kek seethe bitch
gdp per capita>puerto rico - 39,285>mexico - 14,158.9no wonder they're mad about the yankees kek
>>151401251It's a Scherzer and Lauer piggyback game
If I gotta rank chicken tendies it’s1. Cane's2. Zaxby's3. PopeyesIn that order
Nintendies
>>151401099dodgers are an anti-draw
been taking a bunch of zinc and magnesium.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sl3i4Tylek
>>1514012211. mePOWER GAP2. everyone else
>>151401303Based.
If i gotta rank Christdom it's1. Protestants2. Orthodox3. Mormons
If I gotta rank American Sports it's1. Football2. Baseball3. Hockey
>>151401320this is antisemitic
>>151401320Protestants are so pozzed it's unreal.
>fagcord using sharty memesqrd?
>>151401338?>>151401113
>>151401273It's simple. This world is disgusting and putrid and everyone and everything that lives on it are all scum and all deserve to die. I hate this entire world and every single thing that resides in it including you and myself. I hope the entire planet is destroyed along with all life on it. Every waking second of life is pure misery. Back when I was young and naive I was more optimistic and hopeful for my future. Even though my parents were horribly abusive mentally ill drug addicts and every moment of my life was pure misery and suffering and sadness and loneliness I still had hope that I would have a good life and would have a good future. Everyday I lost more and more hope until eventually I grew up and no longer had any hope in fact all I had left where pure hatred and disdain for this world and everything on it. I no longer wish good will upon people I in fact wish for them to suffer. I want to inflict my pain and suffering upon all of you scum. Inflicting pain upon others is the only thing that makes me feel anything anymore. My body has been so numbed from all the pain I no longer feel anything. The worst was the loneliness. Just wanting someone anyone to talk to just a friend or a girlfriend or anyone but I never have had anyone. I've always been alone. I actually prefer it this way now. Being around other people makes me sick and angry. I want to hurt them and inflict pain and suffering on them so they can feel what I feel. I honestly don't know why I don't just kill myself. Maybe I'm just too much of a coward or maybe I just don't care. Life is pointless and I hate everything.
it is a kind of child abuse to bring a child into the world brown
Good game Maribros, my Jays did pretty good. Rodriguez sucks donkey dick and shouldn't pitch ever again. see you tomorrow.
>>151401363thats what makes bustin in your mom so hot to me tbqh
>>151401363If that's what it takes for you to not have children, then yes
>>151401346
>>151397254>more dedicated fanbase anywakek the Chargers play 17 away games. They have no fanbase.
anyone want to make some free agency predictions? I know it's october but I ran it by the genny boss and he said it's fine as long as we make it snappy>kyle tucker>alex bregman>pete alonso>cody bellinger>framber valdez>dylan cease>ranger suarez>kyle schwarberThose are all the big dawgs I can think of off the top of me head
>l-look at this irrelevant flyover protestantmeanwhile in the CANONICAL papist church
>>151401380all mets
>>151401320I'd rank catholics over orthocucks, 2bh
>>151401380it'll never happen but I pray the Phillies re-sign Ranger and let Schwarber walk
>>151401380>Kyle Tuckerhighest bidder. fuck if I know. gun to my head red sox, they're a really sharp team and he's going to age well>bregmanPhillies>alonsoMets>BellingerYankees (if they don't get tucker)>ValdezMets>Ceasesome scrub team>SuarezCubs>SchwarberPhillies
>>151401380Bet you Bellinger signs with the Mets
>>151401397why wouldn't that happen? Suarez is really important to the Phillies no
Mariners losing four consecutive games it’s over Toronto wins WS
>>151401415you're arguing with dombrowski, not me. I wouldn't understand the reasoning besides the fact that Schwarber drives ticket sales>despite the number of Suarez jerseys I actually see people wearing at the bank
>>151401380All reds
>>151401443Dombrowski is a good president I would give him some credit, with Wheeler that series might have shook out differently
>>151401460look at the starting pitching lines from the Phillies that series, it wouldn't have made a lick of difference if he was healthy.
>>151401383Fake news.>The episcopal conference spoke after worldwide reporting on its norms last week claimed that Italy’s bishops had taken steps toward the priestly ordination of men who identify as gay and broken with Vatican policy. In fact, they say, “The Formation of Priests in Italian Churches: Guidelines and Rules for Seminaries” repeats Church teaching that provinces “cannot admit to the seminary or to holy orders those who practice homosexuality, present deep-seated homosexual tendencies or support the so-called ‘gay culture.’”
/nu/>>151395118>>151395118>>151395118/nu/
>>151401514was this thread anywhere close to 500?
>>151401514wat
>>151401514Faggot retard.
I'm not even a fan of a big market team but the amount of whining I've seen from Pat Murphy and Brewers fans is almost enough to make me root for the fucking Dodgers
>>151401550I haven't seen this anywhere?
>>151401550>but the amount of whining I've seen from Pat Murphy and Brewers fansEvery team is like that when they are losing to the Dodgers. they are jealous of Japanese excellence.
>>151401553Well congrats, you’re not a twitter faggot
Sum41 was never good
>>151401586
>>151401550I'm rooting for the Dodgers because I want to see the wild card team beat the number one seed. I like underdog stories.
>>151401605based b8er b8in' 'em
>cubescord still seething about the sewersthose flyover fights get nasty
>>151401605my underdoggiedoos are going to steal, bunt, slap, and otherwise small ball their way to another world series victory.
>the pope shitting on the cubsKekhttps://x.com/SoxOn35th/status/1978470677821673552
>>151401586I like The Hell Song because it reminds of old school Mugen gaming
>>151401709Is that what caused all of the /pol/ posts?
>>151401728I’m not that faggot zutt from /int/. I just thought it was funny that the pope of all people was shitting on the cubs
>>151401728No, the guy making all of the /pol/ posts thinks Cubs fans are mexican or something
>cubs excommunicated by the popewhat does this mean for them bros?
>>151401745it sure did help the white sox I know that much
ohhh that's why the chicano cubescord is seething kekdisowned by their pope
This new schizo really lets the cubs, mets, and doyers live rent free in his head, and he isn't shy about admitting it. Any other team's he's obsessed with?
I feel like whoever this guy is actually losing his mind
looks like the browncord is all here
>>151401795he's not bright enough to have a mind to lose
Doyers
I made mini quiche, who’s hungry?
>>151401805I still feel like the stuff he's saying now is making less sense and less sense than when he first started posting, he's like created this entire world inside his head
>>151401805
so easily mindbroken
>>151401814he's a barking dog that is finding new things to bark at is all I think
cant wait for the WBC bros
now the catcord is seething because the dogs are barking
>>151401740>thinks Cubs fans are mexican or something>thinks
>>151401846kek
>>151401829A barking dog with no training and zero impulse control is more intelligent though. He keeps cuckposting memes I made too which really cracks me up inside.
So I've missed a lot considering my team sucked. But how did we get some /int/cel to spam here?
>>151401866woof woof!
Anyone want to explain what happened at Globe Life the last 2 years? This is showing the extra distance on batted balls from environmental factors like temperature, humidity, roof closures, elevation, wind patterns, etc. Did they put in a new building new the stadium that changed the wind or something? I've heard that impacted the Brave's new stadium when it was built but it was during one of the first couple years it was built.
>>151401862maybe someone can answer you, I have no idea other than he's a regular on non-american /sp/, I guess he's always in soccer threads
birdcord falseflagging as the catcord again
>>151401877this is a mammalcord genny
You're just mad about /int/ posting because your race loses at it.
>>151401883ruff ruff!!
>>151401874if I was a Rangers fan I could probably give you an answer unless they're stumped too. Feels very strange considering they have a roof
IM GONNA ZOOOOOOOOOOOOT
I hate my goddamn life so much and I can't even post here with all my internet buddies.
>get called a zutt>starts spammingToo ez kek
I feel like the blue jays can come back DESU. Brewers vs Doyers is over
>>151401888CheckedI only noticed because all of the Rangers hitters seemed to get worse but their OPS+ weren't too bad. I know leaguewide its gone down but something strange seems to have happened in this park.
>>151401905this general chose its fate
Zutt status?
>>151401874climate change
Let’s all hear it for FAGints kek, they won at Twitter today!!
I'm rooting for the dodgers because it increases the likelihood of a lockout tenfold
>>151401905why cant you post here
please fuck my ass
>>151401937I don’t like zutts
>>151401933Yay FAGints!!
sports literally are just nationalism and racism though, it's a replacement for war because we took it away with the nuke
>>151401940o kek
>>151401933FAGints kek! they won so hard
>>15140194350 IQ take
>flagposting is coming to twittercool
>>151401943>>151401948
>>151401943any other sophomoric fucking retard musings you'd like to share
>>151401874Rangers were cheating until they finally won a WS, they modified the balls during that time.
>>151401953You're speaking Protestant right now.
>>151401955no muncy NO!!!
Oh I didn't know it was the schizo. carry on zutt
>>151401961good job you did worse than the last one fucking subhuman sperg
>fuck he's exposed us doyerpacos as trying to score white people points by spamming muncy>quick we need to spam muncy on other teams to discredit that narrative
I'm rooting for the mariners because the wife said I can spend the whole offseason out of my chastity cage if they win
>>151401930Higher temps generally make the balls fly further. Its why a place like Kauffman is high on this list even though its generally considered a pitchers park. They made the outfield larger to counteract the impact of higher temps in summer
>mindbroken by muncyfagOh kek zutt
zutt doesn't like being called zutt he's fuming
>>151401978Post the unedited version!
>>151401978is that a turd on the guy's shoulder
>>151401959unfortunately they don't have home/away splits for this on baseballsavant so its hard to tell if thats true.
>>151401862considering he mostly seethes at dodgers and is obseesed with vtuber shit and how crazy he is, i guess he hates japs more than chicanos, actually, and i assume he and the one who used to spam in soccer threads aren't the same guywe will never know anyway
>zuttcels
BRA (big recker ass)
>>151401874I may have a misunderstanding of 'variable extra distance' but I'm just surprised the cubs aren't last with how often the wind was blowing in this year. (Cubs would have won WS with better win conditions)
>>151402012bark bark!
>>151402012>/mlb/ is the only american general with nonwhites in ityep, just like yourself
>>151401996I wonder how they stored the balls during that time. Do you think they just left them outside in the Dallas sun to bake and if they did, do you think that would change how far a ball went? It is kinda weird how the numbers drop to normal after they won a World Series.
>>151402019>banana ball hat
>>151402013this bitch got legs that connect directly to her back.
>>151401985I was going to this postseason but as it drew near I saw all those posts from Cubs fans practically everywhere constantly going off about how they're going to the playoffs and we're in dead last place and even worse attendance shaming us (even though it's all Jerry's fault) while they pack their park. I gave up any hope for peace there and was happy that it was the Brewers who shut them the fuck up. Then they turn tail and say how could we be monsters and root against the Chicago team for Wisconsinites. Well maybe look in the goddamn mirror huh cubs fans?Truly though the thing that pisses me off the most is always the attendance shaming. It's like they don't even know who the fuck Jerry Reinsdorf is. I'm sick of the victimblaiming.
Zutt in the hut! ZUTT IN THE HUT!
>>151402038No way, I cant believe the sox posters here are the type that were rooting for the brewers. I just thought that was the new era of sox fans. How upsetting. They're your old rivals
>>151402057The cubs menace got far worse.
>>151402050I kind of like the more overhead view the rangers have so you can see side to side pitch movement better
Why is he such a zuttjeet?!
Zutts don’t have sex?
>>151402076did that tag beat the guy at home too? since the run doesn't look like it counted
>>151402065I think the internet has amplified the worst of every fanbase. Still I would never root for a Wisconsin team, they look down on us FIBs
Ewwww zutts?! Gross!!
My Doyers are up 2 games btw.
all you gotta do? is hide his posts.it's that easy.
>>151402102glassnow and ohtranny could even the series right away I am still nervous
What’s a filthy Zutt’s favorite pickup line in ancient Arabia? “Hey baby, wanna see my Indus Valley tan lines? They’re as dirty as my buffalo’s underbelly.”
POST WEBBUMS
>>151402106Glasnow did fine against the Phillies. Just need Ohtatni to throw strikes.
>>151402112That look away Yamamoto does is pretty iconic.
>if i spam the meme i'll score points for us tradcaths and they'll finally cancel MAGA o algo
kek zutt seething
Miss this sped.
Why did the virgin filthy zutt get ratioed on X? It tweeted “DMs open for e-thots” but its profile pic was just a crusty sock—blue-balled incel energy scared off even the bots.>>151402105I like bullying him
At the dark web furcon, virgin filthy zutt yiffs a plushie: “Fursuit’s leaking from my festering trench foot—wanna sniff the authenticity?” Gets v& for uploading the gore to Telegram, still dies a untouched neckbeard.
>>151402153I quite enjoyed that
Why did the virgin filthy zutt get v& from the dark web? It posted a live stream of circumcising itself with rusty pliers for “waifu tribute”—chat spams “F” as it bleeds out, dick shrivels to a clit, still can’t get laid in hell.
>>151402112I deleted like all of mine when 4chan got pwned
>>151402155
Virgin filthy zutt’s redpill ritual: Kidnaps a barbie doll, waterboards it with expired cumshots while screaming “all women are whores”—doll melts into toxic sludge, zutt drinks it for “enlightenment,” shits out its own tapeworms, still ghosts every Grindr grind.
>>151402081so cute
>>151402162hit up the 'chives!
>>151402131KINO, THANKS
>>151402164Bros gonna throw a spitball
Virgin filthy zutt’s blackpill pilgrimage: Treks to the Elliot Rodger shrine, carves “Chads must die” into its festering beta-orbits with a jagged incel fork—bleeds hypergamy runes, summons MGTOW ghosts that throat-fuck it for “failing the looksmax,” still can’t ascend past sub-5 SMV sludge.
>>151402171SHE'S ADORABLE
>>151402116is having starter goes deep without giving up runs the new market inefficiency?
>>151402175Maybe I shall
Why’d the virgin filthy zutt raid the 4chan /r9k/ archives? To harvest ancient copypastas, tattoos them on its roid-rage scarred taint while chugging roach-coach onions lattes—hallucinates Stacy apparitions gangbanging its basedboy soul, wakes up with a “looksmax fail” branded on its forehead, forever mogged by mirrors.
In the incel wiki depths, virgin filthy zutt compiles “The Zuttmaxxing Codex”: Guides on jawline fillers from dumpster Botox and mewing with maggot mouthguards—tries it, face implodes into a Chad-mogging crater, uploads to looksmax.org as “ultimate failpill,” gets doxxed by rope advocates who mail it estrogen-laced cyanide candy.
yamamamammamamamoto
Virgin filthy zutt’s hypergamy heist: Infiltrates a Chad’s Hinge harem via VPN virginity vows, deepfakes itself as a 10/10 trap to cuck the orbiters—gets exposed mid-catfish, stabbed by the Chad pack with “beta cuck” etched on its prolapsed prostate, bleeds out posting final blackpill: “Even in death, Stacys win.”
>>151402182This kills the Poodre >>151402184Time is like a circle
Why’d the virgin filthy zutt join the Incel Rebellion Discord? To beta-up as a suicide bomber in Stacy’s mall, strapped with hypergamy grenades filled with bluepilled semen—detonates prematurely from blue balls, scatters “looks theory” pamphlets amid the shrapnel, survives as a limbless Chad-slayer legend in copypasta hell.
>metsiners mentioned
An old game thread OP. Sick line ups.
Virgin filthy zutt’s Chad hunt: Stalks a normie gym via incel drone, lures it with fake trapbait then force-feeds it estrogen smoothies for “equalizer revenge”—Chad hulks out immune, curb-stomps the zutt’s entitlement skull, uploads the gore to looksmax.org as “beta extinction event,” zutt’s final twitch: “Hypergamy confirmed.”
>>151402162did you think you'd be free of this place?
The Catholic Church has basically spent the last 80 years trying to accommodate itself to the postwar order and American hegemony. With Liberalism, basically. Fukuyama's "end of history." Liberal democracy and neoliberal capitalism. Trying to find a way for the Church to coexist with such things, and thrive in such a world, was the entire point of Vatican 2.But it didn't work. We can see that it didn't work. Attempting to "get along" with the postwar order and a world dominated by the United States has been disastrous for the Church. We have hemorraged believers. Nobody actually gets taught the Faith any more. Where we're growing, we're growing in places like Africa and Oceania which are far removed from the beating heart of Liberalism and the postwar, postmodern West.Vatican 2 is a failed council. People who say it was invalid miss the point. Every council called by the Church is valid. The problem with Vatican 2 isn't that it was invalid, the problem is that 60 years later it hasn't fucking worked. We were unable to accommodate ourselves to American Hegemony and the Postwar Order without being decimated.So, in light of this, it's time to move on to Plan B. If we can't coexist with the postwar order, we'll just fucking kill it. If we can't successfully survive in a world dominated by the United States, then the United States as we know it has got to go. It should be the goal of Catholics to annihilate every last trace of the postwar order. American hegemony, the United Nations, NATO, the European Union, the NGO networks, they've all gotta go. They've all got to be destroyed, in Christ's Name, no matter how violent it gets.Supporting Trump, a clear destroyer, is a good first step. But more needs to be done. The path of carnage needs to be pursued for the good of the Church. Catholics need to commit themselves to completely wiping every trace of the Postwar Order and American Hegemony off the face of the Earth.
In the MGTOW monastery ruins, virgin filthy zutt monk-vows celibacy by cauterizing its micropenis with a Bitcoin mining rig—hallucinates femoid demons circle-jerking its soul, escapes by tunneling out with basedboy spoons, emerges as a feral rope-maxxer preaching “no foids, only void” to sewer goblins
gj janny
It's so delicious when Hispanista monkeys come on the English Internet fresh off the boat from the Spanish online ghetto and start yapping about muh Spanish Empire and shieet and Anglos and Anglofied foreigners all dunk on them for being subhumans
Why’d the virgin filthy zutt bomb the PUA seminar? Straps hypergamy dynamite to its fedora, yells “for the blackpill!” as it detonates—shrapnel of shattered jawlines rains on the attendees, zutt’s ghost haunts /r9k/ as the ultimate looksmax martyr, still mogged by his own obituary photo.
they're lacking in awareness and quite emotionalthey also do other insidious things>promote christian nationalism to weaken white racial consciousness>try to denigrate med whiteness standards to compensate for their brownness>switch from aztlan/return our gold to promoting hispanista depending on the circumstances>try to denigrate fellow hispanics to promote their own nationality>promote white-hispanic miscegenation while larping as white nationaliststhese days they use indians as a battering ram because hispanic migration and crimes in the US are indefensible
>>178584808>why are you the european litte power? Where is the spanish return to power?I don't expect a shitskinned mongrel like you to have the enough IQ to understand chronology so I'll just say that 16th century Spain was well off in terms of culture and well inmmersed in the european geopolitics (Habsburgs, the 30 years war, the religion wars, fighting wars for the Pope) and slowly declining through the 17th century up until the 19th century the masonry and Napoleon ended up everything. So again, of course we fucked up, we had everything but declined, very much because our elites where mediocre but again because we where expending it everything in wars and sustaining the empire.I don't want my country to carry yours anymore, I don't want my country to have anything with your fucking shithole and I despise every fucking hispanista that tries to create an ideology through his panchita fetish.>>178584795you are still butthurt over Lepanto fellow kebab?>>178585030spanish peasants didn't end up in power, the mere fact of giving you mongrels the same rights as the average iberian was progressive for the 15th century
Virgin filthy zutt’s blackmarket mewing device: 3D-prints a jaw clamp from recycled cope plastics, straps it on while doom-scrolling hypergamy horror stories—device malfunctions, crushes its subhuman mandible into dust, uploads the gore to incel.is as “ultimate failmax,” inspires a wave of copycat ropefests among the forum’s doomers.
>>177995347Even though I am a Hispanista I admit that Spain at that time was racist. Spain still had "Limpieza de Sangre" Laws or blood purity laws still in effect thereby barring New Christians "Filipinos" from positions reserved for Old Christians "Spaniards" which is nothing more than Euphemism for old school European racial supremacy masked under religious garb. The Spaniards wouldnt give us equal representation in the Spanish Cortes simply because we were not White Enough and the little Spanish ancestry we had was mostly taken from the hated Latin Americans who rebelled against Spain.But the revolution wasnt only about equality it was also about the Masonic and Enlightenment Ideals born out of the French Revolution with their Liberty Egality and Fraternity, which scared the Church and Crown Shitless, since French Ideals and British Masonic money (The founders of Freemasonry were British) wanted to dismantle the Spanish Empire, and that even Aguinaldo himseld said that the Revolution was Masonically Led and Masonically Governed. Well tough luck for Aguinaldo since the Masonic Americans (George Washington was a Mason) betrayed their so called Enlightenment ideals and waged the Philippine-American War against Filipinos.The Katipunan was patterned after Masonic rights and ideals itself coming from the French Revolution and Enlightenment Philosophy but their fellow Masons the Americans butchered 1 Million Filipinos in the Philippine American War whereas the 3 Catholic Priests, Gomburza died for Filipinos, ironically Gomburza is also a password in the Katipunan even though they were Priests whose deaths inspired Rizal, which is funny because the French Revolution the Katipunan emulated was notoriously anti clerical with the mass conversions of Churches into Temples of Reason and the Notre Dame being momentarily used by Jacques Robespierre as a Deist Temple to the Cult of the Supreme Being.
>>165691978>idea hispanistaHispanchistas wish for latin american unification through the reafirmation of hispanic legacy. There is nothing contradictory in my statement.>fantasía de venganzaAlready addressed your persecution complex here>>165690407>>165692117Amerindian language speakers have increased, specially in the southern states where indigenist movements have influenced people the most.>>165690809It seems hispanchistas have to go into denial mode when they face this type of data.
>he's just copying shit from int threads now lmaohe has become the bearieposter!
Virgin filthy zutt’s gymcelling flop: Pays for a Chad trainer session, but blue-balls so hard it leaks hypergamy lube on the bench press—trainer mogs it out, calls it a “sub-5 cope zombie,” zutt flees to the locker room to fap into protein shakes, diluting the whey with its onions-tainted despair tears.
FAGint is not liking things right now by the looks of it
>>151402272kino!
>you are the brewers>the doyers are throwing a $182 million arm at you>the next day a $350 million arm>game 3 a $137 million arm>game 4 a $700 million arm and hitterhow do you win
>>151402270
>>151402277Get your retard owner to spend.
>>151402277score more runs than them
>>151402277cope post and hope for the best
The filthy zutt virgin’s dream date: Netflix, no chill, and a promise to never shower—because popping the cherry shouldn’t involve soap!
Why did the filthy zutt virgin stay single? Its hygiene game was so bad, even the microbes swiped left!
>>151402290>snell 8.0 IP/1H/0ER/10K>yams 9.0 IP/3H/1ER/7Kwhat runs
>>151402246what do jannies even do?
>>151402309it for free You get what you pay for I guess.
What’s the filthy zutt virgin’s idea of romance? Whispering sweet nothings while shedding enough grime to fertilize a garden—no foreplay needed, just fumigation!
I like baseball!
Why did the filthy zutt virgin get ghosted? Dates realized “Netflix and chill” meant “survive the stink and flee”—virginity intact, nostrils destroyed!
>he immediately stopped copy pasting once he was called out for mimicking the bearieposter o kek!
>>151402311I've come around to the city connect logo, that's been my go to cap lately.
What’s the filthy zutt virgin’s idea of phone sex? Moaning into the receiver while scratching its scabby balls—foreplay? More like a fumigation fantasy gone wrong!
Let’s get a nu ready and keep the webms coming!!
>>151402327nah "hispanista" ran dry as a search termalso pretty sure nobody ever copy pasted old archive posts from other boards where the links dont even work kek
How does a filthy zutt virgin lose its cherry? By humping a slime mold in the dumpster—finally popped, but now it’s got oozing sores and zero regrets!
KEK!
>>151402337What a dweebus lmao.
>>151402329yeah, I'm mostly past the point of being wedded to a handful of things at all times. once stuff has been around long enough, it's all kind of the same thing for me.
>>151402231Kinda sorta in a way
his legs are comically tiny
>>17928584>You believe that Allah's word will come and take on fleshNo, the Quran is an uncreated instance of the eternal attribute of speech that was spoken in time. You believe Jesus is the word as in God's ability to speak and not in the same sense we do. Furthermore you also believe him to be created and eternal which makes absolutely no sense. We also don't believe those representations to be divine persons that are part of God in any sense of the word.>adamantly insisted he never didWhere? Scholars accept that if the previous nations used the term it wouldn't have been wrong or inaccurate of them, the same way God in the bible tells the Israelites to refer to him by a different name to avoid any idolatrous association. Something being given power is not the same as the thing possessing power inherently>Omnipotence is being able to do anythingThat's the definition I am using, the one generally used by philosophers too. The rest you have added is a straw man. Creatio ex nihilo is an example of a logically possible thing that only God can do but you cannot.>Going to Hell isn't impossible since people can do it.Yes because we are human beings and not divine. God in the bible says he cannot lie because he is not human for example.>>17928593>Same with the SonYou said there was a state of affairs where the trinity could have been different so no it is absolutely not the same.>I am in the Father and the Father is in meHe also prayed for believers to be one in the Father the same way he is. Did he make you God?>You're rejecting from meNo I am not. As I said that was a different person. What is curious though is why you a prottie even cares about the church fathers. I can demonstrate how St. Irenaeus believes differently from you anyway and how most of them (prior to Nicaea) could be considered heretics
The filthy zutt virgin’s wet dream: Jerking off in a pile of its own crusty pubes, imagining a threesome with bacteria—climax? A squirt of pure plague juice!
>>151395118>>151395118>>151395118recycle, seething FAGints NOT WELCOME!
>>151402354I like listening to Ken
>>151402318What race is babe ruth?
>>151402590yes
>>151396501>countries
yes
