he's been called into the squad
finishing this match and getting on a plane from adelaide to perth for tomorrow seems a bit thin

going to bash his head in with a blunt instrument the moment he hits the tarmac

shouldve used the sub rule and sent him last night

negative nancy's out

>>151431098
T H I S
H
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coles brand marinated boneless whole chickens are pretty good

>'s

not even correct placement given its a plural. grim showing

>>151431212
>>151431242
4th reply fellas :)

My anus labooscagknee

hate to see it so I'll explain
apostrophes are either used to indicate ownership (you said negative nancy owns out, just nonsensicle) or a contraction. its is the exception where you don't use in the ownership sense it because it's denotes the contraction absent ownership
now don't do it again

Just got back from the shops,
did I miss anything?

yeah m8, you came ut

lol

>convict hours

>>151431466
morning mate! hope you slept well

they are gutting a body of water - lotto (2025)

Could you please give me the starter pack for the Australian man who doesn't give a damn about cricket, doesn't watch Australian football, has no interest in rugby, and is a fan of men's soccer?

>>151431563
wog or autistic anime watcher

>>151431563
stavros papadololopoulos, giuseppe d'alessio or bogdan hadziomerovic

yeah, either a leb/wog or pommy that lives here
had a boss that named his company after his football club and don't think he followed cricket

>>151431745
poms and micks generally make a bit of an effort to look into footy or rugby when they come over I find

>>151431563
Yeah mate a rope and a youtube video on noose tying

also appreciate the american curiosity for sport too. went on a tour of lords when I was in london last year. in the group were two kiwis, another aussie and a few indians plus a guy straight out of Florida who just heard there was a famous sports ground nearby and went oh yeah I'll look into that genuinely endearing characteristic of them

americans would love sports facilities

bros whats the fashion this summer?
heard boatshoes were back

americans know a sport facility will be selling junk food

>>151431998
So
Is there any country where soccer is the most popular sport among the most muscular population and where soccer is king of all sports?

black parts of africa probably

>>151432148
jorts and onitsuka tigers

>>151432148
shock collars

>>151431180
agreed, rate the ready meal lamb shanks too

>>151432148
i dress like nathan explosion

>marnie out
send him to perth NOW
he needs his rest & recovery

nz criccy on tonight
important game against pakistan
on pretty late but i might watch it

doesn't sound like cricket to me

thinking I'll load up the beergun and do the same

>>151433036
it's literally the world cup

nz v england in two bongs

we don't play england til next weekend

>>151432346
Based hasans dog

>>151433175
I used to play with him in NZ, we called him Mark Chinaman (not that good looking back on it)
he faced Brett Lee when he was like 14

drinking a beer, then going out to buy food and more beer

>>151433244
>not that good looking
no kidding

just soiled my nappy

>>151432148
£566 AND A MAHIRISHI RAINCOAT
£/66 AND A MAHIRISHI RAINCOAT

>>151432148
>>151428179

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>>151432148

why am i watching an irrelevant nz v eng match?

bit cheeky for peewees to have players on one side and coaches on the other so they can claim a win either way

good to see ravindras using his hands in the outfield

what was the result of >our series in nz again?

>>151434463
why are you talking about a match that doesn't start for over a week?

might watch a good movie but I don't think one has ever been made yet

>>151434545
see you when a few more wickets fall

>>151432148
okanuis and hypercolor t shirts m8

imagine if they made a movie about cricketing

There Will Be Cricket

a movie about that michael clarke 3fer in the last over

>>151434581
>Bend It Like Bumrah

>>151434610
>Swing it like sWarnie

>>151432148
>whats the fashion [...] ?
its always a suit

watching t20 cricket always reminds me of how great test cricket it

I just don't see the appeal of t20s, every game is the same

Was going to suggest a film based on the 2013 ashes but I'm pretty sure it's illegal or whatever to glorify rape in media

>>151434610
lol

gone gotten is what i would say, probably in all capital letters even, if i cared about this

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ehehehehehhe

just woke up didnt even realise there was criccy on

>>151434872
how so

statpadding busted nations

just donated to wikipedia

linen is always a good choice for summer

>>151434872
flat track fraud will be exposed harder than the draft dodging fraudman

kek

reckon we lose because of that drop
not that it matters

Reckon we just call this match off

oh nevermind they've called the game off. oh well, cricket's on in a couple of hours

kek another sitter dropped

Dropped Catchland

par score here?

>>151435234
90

250

i've seen enough of duffy to know he should not be in the team

good start from us but advantage england at this point
will not be watching the rest

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new whip

didn't know we had a fashion youtuber posting in cric

Haven't watched a ball yet. reading this thread i don't think I will

doesn't start til 10:30 nz time, no one's watched a ball yet

>>151435345
Your mom has felt 2 on her chin though

>>151435310
actually a drum&bass making redditor

>>151435345
its going to be rained out like 50% of the games this world cup

holy based NZC schedulers
fuckworth-lewis my shit up family

>women's world cup
>location: india
>next men's world cup
>location: india
diversity is our strength

lovely clear skies in aus atm

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>>151435304
Do you like my new whip
Watch me go zoom zoom
Baby girl
How do i look in my durag
Would you tell me the truth (don't lie to me)

Imagine buying tickets and going to a cricket ground expecting to watch a complete match at this time of year

watching the LoL worlds

>>151435398
-1% of the cricket revenue generated by India, that is Bharat, to convicts. Respect your paymasters boyo

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>>151435449
>Indian Cricket Council

>>151435467
unhealthy distribution

man I would love to spend an afternoon looking through the ICC's finances

wouldn't really be too interested myself

im sure they prob have a colouring book you can have a go at

not sure why they would have that

>>151435443
E sports really are superior. What are we even doing here with this pussy rain delay

>new zealand summer

it's over

>>151435467
Should be more given to India given the percentage they generate. Beggers like englund should fuck off

>>151435561
You're actually retarded.

What kind of idiot would think to host a cricket match in New Zealand?

the nation state of poo peeland should be abolished

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the spin

>>151435575
>the socialist englunder beggar cries for more gibsmedats
Funny when the corrupt MCC was ruling roost you didn't hear englunder shitters crying about revenue distributions

Thank you Jagmohan Dalmiya
Thank you Lalit Modi
For showing the englunder his place

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>>151434753
In that case have I got the format for you: https://www.wisden.com/cricket-news/test-twenty-four-innings-limited-overs-hybrid-format-backed-ab-de-villiers-launch-january-2026

>Cricket is set to welcome a brand new format next year – Test Twenty – which is billed to "fuse the depth of Test cricket with the energy of T20", and has been spearheaded by high profile names in the sport.

>The format will be an 80 over game, featuring two innings of 20 overs per side. Just like a Test match, scores will be carried forward across each innings, with matches able to end in a win, loss, tie or draw, with a draw necessitating the team batting last to retain at least five of their wickets until the last ball. If the match ends in a draw, there will also be a super over.

>According to the format's website, each team will be entitled to one powerplay per match. The captain may choose whether to take it in the first innings or the second. The powerplay will last for four overs, during which only two fielders will be allowed outside the 30-yard circle. The format organisers claim having to choose which innings to take the powerplay in "forces discipline, decision-making, and tactical risk-taking."

agreed, albo needs to mobilise the armed forces immediately after this recent showing. nz literally abolished their air force and barely have a navy so it's basically a guaranteed win

>>151435625
retarded

reading all that? not me

>>151435610
Been a loong time since i spun that. For me, it's Stormy Monday and IMOER. Might have to have a little noodle over that on the ol' six strings

>>151435625
>applicants will be able to enter through the tournament's AI Discovery Engine, which will select names to make up a 1000-person player-pool.

>Each franchise will put together a 16-player squad, which will comprise of eight Indian players and eight international players.
Yeah not watching this

>>151435620
Distributing revenue like that will kill the sport. Doesn't matter who gets the lion's share.

>lives in England but hates England
lol, clown

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the purchase

10x the money and 100x the people yet still terrible at cricket

indiancentricy has already killed cricket

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>>151435652
>the hypocrite englunder rearing it's ugly head again
As said, why weren't you crying about it when MCC englunders were ruling the roost (and players didn't even have a pot to piss in)?

India generates >75% of the revenue and by your own graph is only taking 38%

Stay in your lane and be grateful for whatever scraps come your way

>>151435666
checked

cigarettes are healthy and well tolerated

Nicotine is healthy. Smoking not so much. Use those nicotine pouches

>>151435682
>Stay in your lane and be grateful for whatever scraps come your way
Is that why your parents fucked off from India?

*imagines life in leicestershire*
truly horrid

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>>151435704
You are an Indian colony now. Remember that when your PM comes begging for a trade deal.

*imagines life in Worcestershire*
mmmm flavoursome

indian air force is famously incompetent lad
lost like four jets to pakistan a few months ago

>>151435715
>You are an Indian colony now.
England would be Hindu if that were the case.

pakistani air force is one of the best in the region in contrast
all gulf states' air forces are trained by pakistanis

that's all in a single engagement and the pakis shot down a rafale of all things one of the worst showings in modern combat

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>little englunder had to resort to ad hominem because he had no reply to 75% v 38%
The EPL should subsidise the Indian Football League then. If India collected 1% you'd still cry

>convict outing himself as a paki again
Shall we mention what got wiped out in that terrorist state?

>>151435625
exciting stuff
that "test" pitch will break down nicely over less than an odi span

>>151435782
you do a good job of the ol' obnoxious mick

watching promising young woman (2020)

>>151435796
is she trans?

no it's the girl from drive

im watching the bangas vs windies. holy shit the bangas are embarrassing.

going to buy a subaru brz. it's a bit dickheady looking but they literally are not even particularly fast cars

watching auckland fc

>>151435845
hmmm...brz/86 could be fun if you're doing work to it, or if you're young and want a coupe to impress the bitches. but it really lacks power. i see cunts around here with brz/86s who've changed the rims, put an exhaust on, done a tune, and it could be ok. stock would be kinda lame.

t. 2019 wrx

>>151435875
it's more for the driving experience. I'm past the age where hooning is interesting I just want something affordable that feels good to drive which the brz satisfied. a wrx doesn't feel half as good on a corner as a brz does

obviously accepting a wrx is a much faster car overall

isn't the whole idea of the 86 that it's got skinny tyres and feels exciting to drive while not being powerful? like the whole "it's more fun to ride a slow bike fast than a fast bike slow" thing

yes exactly

same as the ae86

>>151435879
yeah fair...go for it!

I was seriously considering a GR Corolla earlier this year. But an $80k price tag for a fkn Corolla...urgh! I'm just going to do a few upgrades on my rex instead.

you guys arent buying new right?

>>151435927
not interested in an i30n? like $60k

>>151435940
lol no bro. who tf buys a hyundai?

>>151419030 /ayy/

>>151435947
anyone who has driven an i30n

>>151435845
not sure you're doing the strezelecki with that clearance m8

>>151435956
yeah right. i dont know man, they just dont appeal to me. I like my jap cars.

During this beautiful Diwali period today is Dhanteras, where hundreds of millions of Indians will buy gold as a symbol of good luck and prosperity for the Hindu new year. So it's an appropriate day for englunders to cry about the wealth they pissed away. A special thanks to Gordon Brown selling off br*tains gold reserves at $200/oz when it's current $4300/oz

>>151435842
>remove their only good batter Litton Das solelybecause he's a Hindu
>become even more dogshit than before
>>151435879
Given the state of the roads and traffic here makes fun manuals not very fun. I'd be happy with refined RR/Bentley if not for the fuel bill or even an EV tbqh (i have a v8 for nice days)

anybody over 6 feet looks at a low profile two door car and thinks that looks like a pain in the arse

us tall cunts have it bad huh
cant fit small cars and shoes look significantly worse over size 10

for me it's the constant ducking under street bottlebrushes, one day imma finna snap

for me it's how all basins are made for short people and i have to squat to use them

I do get what you mean I didn't care for korean cars for a long time but the i20/30n and the kia stinger are great and genesis cars are like lexuses at half the price

i prefer a different kind of stinger iykwim haha

sleep tight marnie
sweet dreams

>>151436275
perfect pissing height but