glaze ohtani (6.0 IP, 1H, 0 ER, 10K, 3 HR, 1 BB) editionold >>151418913
>>151431961Mariners winning the World Series this year
>>1514319616.1 IP oops
Brewers are such cocksleeves
Mariners!
doyers
why are the dodgers so rich but doyerpacos so poor?
>everyone calling for Schneider to be firedFront office doesn't give a fuck about the world series. They'll extend him and Atkins too. They love having the seats filled mid-October and that's it. Time to raise season ticket prices and hook fans in for an 80 loss season next year.
>do nothing at all for 3 games>statpad in garbage time in the 4th, clinching game>recency bias hands you CS mvp
i mean 6 innings pitched no earned runs and 3 homers in the NLCS, that's gotta be up there for the greatest individual performance in a game of all time right?
it would be rlly funny if dodgers collapse right now
>Japan's social media trending>>151432166There's really no comparison
Nice game
now we know why the mets weren't allowed into the postseason, they were the only team that could eliminate the dodgers
>>151432202>>151432166i didn't even notice with that 6 innings pitched he got 10 K's, yeah that's bananas level of historical greatness
>>151431961guy who played baseball and lived thru the steroid era here:it's incredibly obvious ohtani is roided out his fucking ass. i've never seen a more obvious transformation. he checks EVERY box for roids. >insane recovery time? check>injured but comes back even better? check>gains power every year? check>neck has doubled in width? checkno one wanted to admit big mac, bonds, arod, etc were roided. but turns out they were. so is ohtani. it's never been more obvious. everyone is asking "OMG HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!"roids. duh.
>>151432120I think it's pretty clear we're stuck with Schneider until Vladdy and co. want a new guy in charge, which is unlikely as they're pretty close knit.
>>151432166al bundy scored 4 touchdowns during the city championship vs a tough andrew johnson HS
>>151431995They really are it’s embarrassing as fuck to be a Wisconsin sports fan, don’t know why I bother to get invested
>>151432269grim
That pitiful NLCS performance made Bob Uecker roll in his grave. The Milwaukee Brewers have been eliminated from championship contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCtqXPPBPkI
It is actually unfair Dodgers have Sasaki too.
>>151432322What an awful graphic
i am nowhere near doyer stadium but i hear loud booms outside coincidentally coinciding with the end of the doyer game
>in the history of the gamelmao
Will you do something that hasn't been done in 25 years?The Los Angeles Dodgers are your 2025 National League Champions.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUMUEaaqlWA
Doyers won that game AND that pennantgood series crew cya in spring training
>>151432062bro how is the household net worth so low, you can come out above average working one year at mcd's while living with mom
Just witnessed historyOhtani just can't be human
No Pilotsb Owl.......
gs Brew Crew sorry about the disappointing end to your great season
Sasaki could have been a Blue Jay, so could Soto, so could Ohtani...
GGs Brew Crew, sorry it had to be a sweepWe're onto the Worlds Series, with the chance to have homefield advantage
LET THEM HATE, AS LONG AS THEY FEAR!
dodgers
>>151431961>Go 6-0 over the Daggers in the regular season>#1 team in baseball>barely survive the Cubs and celebrate like they won the world series>immediately get caved by the Daggers while their own manager keeps saying how they suck and their fanbase pisses and moans about a salary capA BREW BREW BREW, SALT THOSE PRETZELS WITH YOUR TEARS, YOU FRAUDS
Brewers choked so hard. What the fuck happened.
someone check on chourio
>>151432062this is nuts
I got fucking goosebumps. That was the greatest performance by one single person I've seen in anything literally EVERC H I L L S
Sorry Brews. Gimme a Milwak beer I can find in a grocery store to drink in your honor.
>muh 6-0LMAO
The racist Karen cursed the Brewers
super duper stars
>The Reds will rape the doyers>The Phillies will rape the doyers>The Brewers will rape the doyersLMAO
>>151432322What a shitty looking graphicSome Nickelodeon work there
Fuck the entire NL league on letting the Dodgers cakewalk their way to another World Series. They were mediocre all year and just bullied everyone in the postseason it never ever felt close you just knew dodgers would win. >wonder what Ohtani’s former interpreter is up to now
>>151432437>it was the phillies will sweep the doyers
WE ARE READY
>all these flyover cucks seethingkek sewerskek cubes
>>151432253Ohtani is japanese so he gets a pass
that's a nice hat and shirt
Newbie to baseball here.Question about Roki pitching the last inning. All three hitters were able to hit against him but all got out because the ball didn't get out of the field and all were pop outs. Is it still considered that he did good for the inning even though that happened?
STILLDOOKIE POOERS
>Doyers WINARRIIIBBBBA
>>151432333Being able to buy an MLB-ready top-5 prospect for a few million is a bit bullshit. I would hope the new CBA addresses that. I'm fine with Ohtani ducking it given he's a generational player, but no way should any team be able to get a free prospect pipeline because they want to play with their God. Bad for MLB and NPB, tbqh.
>>151432437When will doctors discover a cure for Mad Hoe disease?
so like, as a casual. was that a historical game or what
i just got here to see flyovers cry about payrollplease do so
>>151432468he recorded a 0 run save, so yes
>5 HOFers according to Ron DarlingKershaw. Freeman. Betts. Ohtani. Who am I missing?
>>151432468No he sucks and got lucky
>>151432468If you shut them out it doesn't matter how
>>151432404Regular season depth champs, see the Rays and Dodgers pre-Ohtani
wigger Blake Snell
In the battle of rice fields vs wheat fieldsThe rice fields won.
>>151432481usually great pitchers and hitters aren't one in the same person
>>151432333>>151432477seethe more. no one will do shit
FLY THAT FUCKIN L LMAOOOOOO OHTANI BTFO THE BREW
>>151432490your mom
>>151432462Happy for my gamer
I'm new here, what's the deal with the spammer guy in the game thread? Dodgers hater?
>>151432504She's perfect, bros...
>>151432510WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER
Mookie isn't a hall of famer Max is over him desu
>>151432481Possibly the greatest postseason game played by a single player ever.
>>151432499>1963 World Series vs NYYstankeedoo 'em
The scrappy underdogs just swept the #1 seed!
I don't know what you neutrals were thinking about the BrewersAnyone who's been a fan of them this long is used to this kind of letdownOn the bright side the FIBs can keep seething that we own the Central
>>151431961W GOATANI W DOYERS BABY LETS GO
TAKE IT ALL THE WAY BLUE CREW
and this is why nobody cares about mlb this year, it's obvious how rigged this game was because their cashcow was struggling
>>151432481You will never see anything like that ever again is what I would say but it's actually possible that Ohtani does it again which is fucking absurd
>>151432543only way it can be topped is if it happened in the world series?
>#1 seed>Best record in the season>Swept the Dodger 0-6 in the regular season>Got swept 4-0 in the post seasonWhat can we make of this situtation?
>>151432510>>151432538
IT'S HAPPENING!!!
Allah willing this will make Ben Verlander's heart give out and he will pass away
yeah, nobody cares about this world series, it'll be the lowest ratings ever
OHTANI-SAN SAIKOU!
heh
>>151432522No one will do shit because it's in tthe past. Happy for you, but the team with the best finances shouldn't get an extra first round draft pick because of a signing.
anyone got a stream of the postgame celebration going on?
padre twitter is truly suffering and a bunch of seethers
Are the 2025 brewers the biggest frauds of all time?
>>151432554FLYOVERS CARE ABOUT THE REGULAR SEASON LMFAOOO
Dissolve the central divisions and just go with an east and west division in each league.
>>151432583Japan will make it one of the most watched Series since it has all of their prodigal sons on one team.
>>151432572The Dodgers weren't really trying in the regular season
Congrats Dodgers. You spent like 400 million to beat our 100 million payroll. I'm going to go to bed with my wife tonight, her name is Rachel, and your chicana Valentina, who just spat out your first kid, is about to blow up to 300 pounds with mutant like proportions. You essays may have won the battle, but I will win the war that is life. Also, if I ever see any of you fags who talked shit I'm calling ICE.
>>151432585oh no no no no
>>151432585Made entirely by completely annihilated FIBs that are seething that the Cubs will never see another World Series for another 99 years.
>>151432594
>>151432608KEKKK
>>151432595>b2b WS appearances>seeting about poodresLmao
I'd like to see Ohtani try that against the Jays...
Cubgers swept the Brewers!
>>151432601Sasaki is a traitorous big eared monkey, the other two are cool though
>>151432604lol cry lmao
>>151432585The Baseball Gods were watching and struck the Brewers down.
why are there so many seething flyover cuckolds here? are cubs fans that butthurt?
>>151432601the japanese fans all think it's rigged after tonight, you don't visit 2ch do you? they all called him out for being a choker last night and then this game mysteriously happens?
Did ohtani finally do something? I went out to dinner after the mariners won.
>>151432594>>151432617Forgot linkhttps://thetvapp.to/tv/tbs-live-stream/
>>151432597The 2018 Cubs and 2025 Cubs come closerEnjoy Craig Counsell's retarded bullpen management for the next 5 years. You homos won't even sniff the playoffs again without Kyle Tucker.
Who can stop them?
>>151432615NICE REGULAR SEASON STATS LMAOOOO
July 2026Dodger Stadium Against those pesky Poodres
>>151432642ty brother
>>151432637yeah, they fed him meatballs at the plate and swung at balls outside the zone
>>151432649A big dump
>>151432504
>>151432599Of course you FIBs love to claim yourselves as coastie cucks but the reality is you're just as flyover as the rest of the Midwest is.There's a reason why everyone including coasties, fucking hate you.
>>151432647>cusb Idc really, but I was the one who said the brewers would lose for jinxing themselves
>>151432649the sealed letter
>>1514326376ip 2h 0r 10k 3-3 3 hr 1bb
>>151432649No one, Dodgers high-risk, high-reward SP strategy paid off this year
good series, brews
PRESIDENT TRUMP PLEASE, YOU NEED TO PLEASE TALK TO SOMEONE IN THE MLB AND PUT A STOP TO THESE WOKE LIB BILLIONAIRES PAYING FOR LITERAL WINS THEY GET PAY FOR ANY GOOD PLAYER WHILE WE GRASS ROOT TEAMS TRY OUR HARDEST AND JUST LOSE TO THESE SOULESS SHITSKIN PAY TO WIN PLAYERS THE DODGERS DON'T HAVE A SINGLE PLAYER FROM THEIR SHITHOLE CITY THE MOST UNAMERICAN TEAM IN THE LEAGUE TRUMP REALLY NEEDS TO LOOK INTO THE DODGERS BEFORE THEY RUIN THE SPORT FOR GOOD
>open /mlb/>flyover retard shitfest
>>151432649God those shirts look terrible
THANK YOU BASED FRIEDMAN
why does chikaner love ohtranny so much?
TAKE YOUR VOTES FOR THE NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES MVP
>LETS GET FOUR MORE WINS AND REALLY RUIN BASEBALL
>>151432626KEK!
>>151432062>latinx
>No baseball tomorrowDid MLB give up trying to compete with college football lol
>>151432673was it really tho
>>151432650NICE MULTIMILLION DOLLAR MANAGER WHO CANT MANAGE A PITCHING STAFF LMAOOOOOO
>>151432477>everyone conveniently forgetting the seasons the Dodgers have won over 100 games in the season then shit the bed in the post seasonYou salary cap smoothbrained chuds know nothing. Biggest bank rolls doesn't always lead to chips. Ask the fucking Yankees.
>>151432653Dogshit and Souless. OG will always be the only true one.
>Let's get four more wins and really ruin baseballBased Dave Roberts
>>151432633>chikaner cuckposting my memes
>>151432665Cope and seethe friend
>>151432608>participantsEven that is generous
>Chicago isn't flyover.
>LETS REALLY RUIN BASEBALLBASED DAVE
OH KEK!!! The west coast won! Thats a shame!
my cubbies won more games in the 2025 playoffs than the sewers just btw
>>151431961>Series close>Does fuck all>No pressure game 4 against a team not showing up with another home game after>does thisFrontrunner behavior. Almost like he left a team he couldn't carry and joined one setup to win or something.
SHOHEI OHTANI IS THE 2025 NLCS MVP
>>151432678Nope. Just FIB seething. They have to cope that they live in the worst state in the Midwest (Illinois)
NLCS MVP, Shohei Ohtani
>>151432481We just watch a single baseball player formally become the owner of a small market MLB team in the middle of a post-season game. It's pretty historic.
delicious cryovers seething about payroll once again
HOLY SHIT DAVE ROBERTS>PEOPLE ARE SAYING WE'RE RUINING BASEBALL?>LET'S GET FOUR MORE WINS AND REALLY RUIN ITWAHAHAHAHAHA
>Cubs rejoicing because Dodgers swept the Brewers after the infamous L flagI guess Cubgers isn't just a meme after all
>LET'S GET MORE 4 WINS AND REALLY RUIN BASEBALLBASED BASED BASED
>>151432332>>151432364Stop ignoring these :(
LET'S RUIN BASEBALL
>>151432699I did not mention payroll or salary cap at all in my post.
YOUR NLCS MVP
>>151432729kek
>>151432735S P O O K YPOOKY
>>151432695It sure is. That's why the whole world hates them.>>151432705Stay in your lane, Cubby faggot. This is the furthest you'll ever go with your old and washed up team of scrubs. The Brewers can build a baseball team and keep it afloat. You won't see the playoffs ne
>>151432719Dodger wouldn't have won 2 games without his IBB walk
based Roberts
>>151432729>>151432732>Dave running his mouth as if any halfway decent manager couldn't do the same with this teamGod is he annoying
>>151432703you're alright for a FAGGet
>>151432695scuba kek
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER
Fat retarded cholos can't stop winning.
>How do you express your gratitude to the fans Ohtani>Tune in and drink some sakekek
>>151432741>You won't see the playoffs neoh no no no this guy got tips from his shit team on how to get prematurely eliminated before finishing what you starteed
>does nothing for 9 straight games>balls outrageously for game 10GOATANI
>>151432703do you know what percentage indio and black you are or is it just something they don't know in puerto rico
>>151432062grim
>>151432729
didn't ohtani reach 50/50 last season or some shit. wtf this dude is actually the greatest baseball player of all time
>>151432755and that makes you extremely upset
>>151432253Everyone roids that's why
>>151432260All in a day's work for Al Really.
i wish Ippei was here to see this...
>>151432731>hiding behind a team lightyears better than them to cope with being eternal cucks of the NL Central for the next decades to comeHilarious. Don't forget the Packers and Bucks own your shit teams as well.
Sometimes I watch old baseball games from the 80s and when I see old people in the crowd I think about how they died before being able to watch Ohtani. They never knew what an Ohtani was. We are truly blessed to live in the timeline where we can watch the GOAT of baseball.
This must be pearl harbor for Brewer bros.
KNEEL
>>151432615And it's still one more than the A Brew Brews. You can go back to drowning in cheese sauce
the mariners are gonna win for all the dolphins hunted. trust!
so this is what it's like to beat a team that peaked during the summer kek
>>151432763>do nothing for the entire semester>exam cram like crazy the night before>graduate top of classSnell deserved NLCS MVP more IMO, first win set the tone
brewcrew unhinged
>>151432332GJGE Brewcrew
>He is replying to himself again like we all cant tell
Need more Vandafu ads
mariners.
>>151432062>poorer than blacksyikes
doyerbros I'm worried we won too fast and are gonna get cold in the WS...
Imagine being David Sims right now LMAO
>>151432770he only got 59 stolen bases because freddie made fun of him by mentioning how freddie had more steals in 2023 right before the 2024 season started
>>151432770The Angels were very big fucking weights for him, now that he doesn't have them he must feel so fucking free
>>151432801this lol
>>151432062OH NO NO NO NO DOYERPACOS
imagine thinking a FLYOVER could winkekaroo
>>151432807doyers offense has been cold all postseason
>Literally one run a gameHas a team ever been so pathetic in an NLCS before? This wasn't all on the Dodgers. The Brewers just fucking sucked.
>>151432789That's a lot of talk for a team that completely folded a week agoStay cucked. You're going to be losing way more than just the NL Central next year and not even on just a baseball levelTotal Illinois Death
>he's upset about being poori would be too
>>151432722Imagine saying this when we all know Ohio exists. Silly dollar store Minnesota
why is ale mass replying to his post?
https://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1979368915257168262
>>151432807The prev years the problem was riding our SPers into the ground hunting for muh 110 win season. Played it cool this year and are winning it all.
Ohtani-san won baseball
>>151432812TOMMY E TOMMY E
>best regular performance this franchise will probably ever produce>GAPED harder than any team has ever been gaped before in a bo7 postseason series, forever will be remembered for the biggest playoffs flop of all time rather than their historic performance (still not even 100 wins btw)i'd kill myself if i lived in gaysconsin t b h
why do flyovers have such a rough time taking a lose?
brewcrew is bubblin
Oh look, both of the little brother teams that gloated too much after winning the divisional are going homeSo sad!
>>151432828Nerve struck?? KWAB!!!
where's that anon that posted that meme about the rapist raping yamamoto and sasaki?where you at?
>>151432166The only thing I can think of is Harvey Haddix's 12 perfect innings.
>>151432783No frankly I just feel like a gullible retard.
BALLGAMESERIESTHE DODGERS ARE GOING BACK TO THE WORLD SERIESTHAT'S A SWEEP FOR LA
>>151432842kek pathetic
>doyer WS hats are 50 buckswtf tarrifs
were there even any good national league teams outside of the doyers
>>151432829Nah it's Illinois. Through and through. A hideous urban jungle populated by niggers and trannies and nothing but meth outside of it all.
>>151432839You're shitposting but I know you probably also didn't watch the 2004 ALCS.
Hidden soijak
>>151432340>>151432438it was a waving pendant, of course a motion graphic looks bad while freeze framed
You're not a loser, right /mlb/?
>>151432842>nfl guy immediately bringing up muh fudgepackersTop seethe kek. Cheeseheads are such fags.
>>151432842KEK what a KWAB
>>151432859The cope is so fucking immense lmfao
>>151432842FLY THAT L GAYSCONSIN
>>151432827>completely folded>ran it back to game 5Only folders I've seen just walked out of Dodger Stadium
>>151432839How are those taxes in Illinois, cuck?
>>151432857The Phillies were better. Umps stole the series from them
Cubs fans seething
Still respect yah Brewbros. Central Bros will win in all for the NL don't worry!
why even lock out? why even have meetings about the salary cap? just keep playing as things are. things are fine and guys are getting paid
This just makes me hate Cubs fans even more. All that gloating like THEY just won the series.
>>151432880KEK PHILTHIES
>>151432866>competitor has a competitive mindsetDamn..
>>151432861kek caught that one live
>>151432875I'm perfectly fine here. You live in the most corrupt state in the country.
I think I speak for every white man when I say we are bandwagoning the Mariners (or blue gays if they win, but we wont like it).
>>151432866its okay for fans to complain but players complaining are KWAB. harper a real one
>>151432889It's true though lolThat and Kerkering being a choking faggot but what can you do
>>151432861hes pogging not soiing
You can see it in Ohtani's eyes, hes disappointed. This is the hubris of his nippongo autism samurai dedication. Nobody else is on his level. He expected to play in an entire league of tryhards but he's found fat Americans on pills who are checked out and do the bare minimum to get their million dollar paychecks. He needs the equivalent of a Korean Super server from a video game, somewhere where the elites gather. You can practically hear hin thinking, "this is it?"You can see it in his eyes, Ohtani is in hell.
>>151432898>>151432901the BEST fans supporting the BEST team
brewers playing 4D chess getting swept on purpose so everyone can see how broken the sport is now thanks to the dodgers
>>151432883Chicago has no position to be uppity. Don't forget if not for a fumble they would be forced to deal with endless pain. I think last week showed how they're supposed to be quiet before running their mouths.
>>151432907Will you please make love to me tonight
>>15143288760% of the owners hate the Dodgers and Cohen (lolMets). They're only gonna be placated with MORE playoff teams/rounds to further dilute the regular season
>>151432852Based 30-minute-delayed stream viewer
Casual here. I noticed in the spaces I frequent that suddenly there was a spike in sentiments where people are mad about the Dodgers payroll. I checked and there are too many teams that actually don't want to invest back on their teams. Why are people more mad about the Dodgers than their own teams on this?
>>151432888For real. The Dodgers beat us because we weren't ready, and it's expected for the Brewers to fold when it counts.Watching Cubsfags pretend that they've won too while hiding behind a team that's leagues ahead of them is what is actually pathetic.
>>151432907
>>151432888Well, when a team celebrates by flying an L flag to mock that they beat you, only to go on to the next round and immediately folding in a sweep? You don't taunt if you can't back it up.But I guess they did actually back it up. Now they can proudly fly the L. Bob Ueck--who?
Is there even an analog to someone conquering an entire sport like this, like he just single handedly raped the other team and ensured his team will win for years
>>151432885Excuse me but the White Sox got what they wanted out of the Brewers, they knocked the Cubs out. Dodgers are our spring training allies.
>>151432925Why don’t other owners just spend more money?
You now remember Hyeseong Kim exists
>>151432898>>151432901>>151432909>>151432919>>151432924>>151432927>>151432932can't wait till trump puts a stop to this
>>151432927BEST FANS IN BASEBALL!!! >>151432938True!
Based Sportsnet LA with the clubhouse celebrations
>>151432943Ok timmy
Cubgers fuck ya
Mariners won today. Oh, and some other team. Don't know which one.
>>151432935maybe Brady?
>>151432925There are a lot of shitty owners but Dodgers absolutely have a financial advantage and being in LA is an advantage in of itself. We meme about being the underdog but we know we're blessed
Whatever. Congratulations on the NLCS, Dodgers. You guys won it fair and square.Fuck the Cubs and Total FIB Deathh.
>>151432925Because people are retarded and think overspending is a problem, when it's actually everyone else's teams are cheap as fuck because their owners don't actually want to invest in having winning teams, just "assets"
>>151432925dodgers have an infinite money printer that nobody else can match
>>151432927/sp/ meetup photo
>>151432626
>>151432935Doesn't Gretzky still hold like literally impossible to defeat records in hockey because he played the sport for like 40 years and got 40 MVPs?
>>151432975>won't be delivered until the series is overwhat's the point, paco? can't you just drive to a team store in the morning and pick one up?
>>151432975>arriving after the world series endsgrim
>>151432481Imagine a divegrass player scored a hattrick and saved ten shots from going in in the same gameThat's basically what Ohtani did here
>https://www.reddit.com/r/CHICubs/new/Why are Cubsfags so obsessed?
>>151432735Based japanese mentality not apologizing for warcrime
>>151432925It's not just the Dodgers' organization but the fact they landed a walking money printer who brings in the disposable incomes of the world's third largest economy
>>151432925No one can compete on the Dodgers level financially except the Mets because Cohen has "fuck you" money (he actially ran the Mets at a loss last year). People have this naive mindset that because some ownwrs are notorious cheapskates who refuse to invest in their product, every team can run $300M+ payrolls if they just gave a damn. The RSN bubble burst leaving half the league broadcast homeless and even before that there is no way with certain markets population they could ever support $300M or even $200M. MLB teams make a shitload of money on national broadcast deals, but there are also significant cash sinks beyond the 40-man roster
>>151432477every team has the same amount of money to sign them, the CBA has solved the problem as far as the owners are concerned
>>151432935Brady, Jordan, Gretzky. We are watching a once in a lifetime player
Who's the Whitest fanbase in baseball?
>>151431961He pitched 6.0 not 6.1.
>10 Ks 3 homersWhat’s he thinking right now?
TRUTHNUKE
>>151432987>>151432985Ain't leaving my stoop
>>151432984He has several essentially impossible to break records, yes. His goals record was basically the most reachable and Ovechkin did it.
>>151433004Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters
>>151433004Twins
It ain't about how you start, Brewersbros. It's how you finish. Oh wait
>>151432649>can't beat the T-wolves>can't beat the Lions>can't beat the Oilers>can't beat the Chiefs
ZUTTKANER MALDING KEK
>>151432866I mean he kind of has to take this position as part of his role in the union
>rasm buy an owl in 2022 and /nfl/ overwhelmingly calls them a plastic mercenary team>every eries in the modern era has been bought and cholos from their respective coasts celebrate annuallyHow can such a sovlful game be corrupted so
>next season owners lock out the players and force a salary cap that dismantles the doyers
Doyers can still choke it away, they'll have a long break before the Eries. But tonight, we celebrate!
>>151433004The one that’s dying out kek
>Muh buying rings cope LMAOOOO
American sports is so manufactured>Brady plays until he's 45 and supposedly never took PEDs>Lebron is 40 and still more physically imposing than half the league and supposedly never took PEDsIf I'm Barry Bonds I would just hop on ESPN and ask the question of Ohtani right now.
Do we want the Mariners or Jays?
/MLB/ IS OFFICIALLY A DODGERS GENNY
>>151433030/nfl/don't say that name you'll trigger /mlb/
>>151433044Doesn't matter in the slightest
>>151433002Do you honestly believe Sasaki forgoes millions in dollars when he could get a nine-figure a deal a year later as an IFA if he didn't get to sign with Ohtani?
>>151433051It doesn't?
>>151433044blow gays so that we can win at home in 4 or 5
>>151433045/sp/ is like 80% Hispanic so that's a given
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PANCAKE MORTYLETS GO GET SWEPT WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
Just think the payroll arguments are funny because the Dodgers have been a top payroll team for 30 years.
>>151433023I forgot all about that series against the Yankees, and how we were introduced the torpedo bats.
Mariners for Best Coast Series, and I like the idea of it being repeat champions vs. potentially first Eries win.
NO DON'T DO IT BREWDOG
>>151433040Cause you cant even touch lefag without him throwing a bitch fit. And 30 years ago brady would be basically crippled if he played the way he did and QBs were allowed to get hit.
>>151433030>from their respective coastsRangers won 2 years ago. And they had a couple big name free agents but most of that team was guys they developed or dragged off the scrap heap.
Honestly who the FUCK cares, pitchers were hitting up until just a few years ago. Doyerpacos acting like this is something special because they became fans last year.
>>151433045there's a reason viewership in mlb is down
>>151433067YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR BREWSKI THINK OF THE REGULAR SEASON
>>151433057no
>>151433060I'm white tho
>>151433061Rick and Morty is for the mariners
>>151433072Because people don't have attention spans anymore
>>151433030Ramdgers got these niggas mad
>Muh ratings NERVE STATUS: STRUCK
>>151433068They were on PEDs and so is Ohtani.
any other anime mlb teams? I can't support the doyers
>>151433004The one you and your family aren't part of
National League is actual ass, just lmfao at these favors mocking the Jankees last year. Best record in the mlb just got swept and humiliated on both sides by a single man who was slumping. Central is such an embarrassment
weird concession
>>151433072cope and seethe
>>151433072literally the most popular it's been in like 15 years btw
Anyone have the Wisconsin suicide tracker?
Ohtani is overexposed but PEDs are fun and should be allowed thoughbeit
KEEP SEETHING AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>151433109objectively false
>>151432604Based
>>151433097Mariners are what you're looking for
>>151433030/nfl/ is a flyover general so their seethe doesn't surprise me in the slightest
>>151433097The Mariners are the original anime team.
>>151433071Alright show me a pitcher throwing 10ks and hitting 3 home runs in the same game in the post season. Oh wait? You can't? How about the regular season then? You still can't? Seethe bitch.
>>151433113Objectively true
>>1514331134 million people watching the sewers get gaped KEKLMAO
>>151433101ThirdieCHADS own all the major boards at this point, its our website now
>>151433072This has been DEBOOOOONKED>>151395640
>BEING THIS MAD
>>151433116They refuse to accept their existences are meaningless
I said this before the playoffs started the Dodgers had the win easy, every other team in the playoffs were chokers. And it will continue in the Series as well since they will play Seattle or Toronto.
FAGints kek!
back2back nigga
>>151433072kek they're malding at this
>>151433139shut up, retarded faggot
I'm a mayo monkey living in japan, how should I celebrate this? it's saturday afternoon rn
>>151433141Don't count my Mariners out.
>>151433135Phillies had a chance but fucked up going 0-2 at home
>>151433015ICE might grab ya huh?
Is >>>/int/ some kinda board for autistic cucks that seethe about >>>/sp/ GODS???
>>151433126doyer fags aren't gonna like this one
MUUHHH RATINGS AIIEEEEEE LMAOOOOO
>>151433072because the sport is boring?
fuck shit
>>151433128see >>151433158
>>151433147Are you a FAGint KEK??
dryers
>NLCS got 4.3M>random thursday night football game got over 4x thatLMAO
THIS IS NUTS! HOW IS BASEBALL THIS POPULAR AGAIN?
>>151433139Cooked his brown ass
>>151433160rigged*
>Kike Hernandez is down to his briefs in the clubhouseThis fucking guy
>>151432062this is nuts, oh no no no no, grim
Rate this fag! *grabs crotch*
>>151433136im worried broswhen did the nfl fans start getting CTE?
>>151433103kek
>>151433177Ohtani
Toasting in an epic bread
>>151433181Stream where
>>151433181based banana man
>>151433169>mlb viewership is down>proof? my post here where i post a pic about how the postseason is hitting its highest viewership in 15 years
>>151433111so should Barry be in the HOF and the GOAT?
>>151433176all the gay/tranny-hating non-cucks were watching baseball
>>151432062yikes
>>151432368McDonalds ask for citizenship when you try to apply for a job
>lose bigly in baseball>have to watch my badgers get ass raped by ohio state tomorrowat least the packers should beat the cardinals
>>151433197weird concessionit just keeps happening
My Doyers :)
>gaysconsin sports team gets btfo>thread fills with "people" talking about how football is more popular anywayHmm makes you think.
Gaysconsin
>>151433136Football MOGS
>>151433150I very much want the Mariners to win their first. It's unlikely, but baseball has favored the underdogs in the past in the eries
>>151433194Repost this one ale’!!
>>151433195i dunno, im watching it on sportsnet la
>>151433097
>>151433203>Pushed against dem boyz Packers are fucking frauds Cowboys should have had no chance against them.
>dodgers win again>“W-well… who cares?! This sport is dying anyways!”New cope just dropped
>>151433218this is about how baseball is irrelevant as a sport and will never matter, that era was a long time ago when the Yankees were good
>>151432333>>151432477Are foreign professional players drafted or can any team go into East Asia/Caribbean and just scoop up all the top performers?
>>151433149Suck Ohtani off like the rest of them and go watch Hawks vs Fighters
>10 million watch mariners-bluejays>4 million watch doyers>OMG EVERYONE LOVES MY OHTRANNYholy kwab
so happy bros
>replying to himself againLMAOOO
>>151433135 dodgers actually fixed their shit up.No Tanner Scott, No Comforto, No Yates.Blake Snell recovered, Vesia woke up, Roki Woke up, Sheehan is a reliever now.Bullpen still has Blake Treinen ruining shit but if any of the previous things didn't happen it would be a lot harder.
>>151433234there's a limit to how many foreign players you can bring in. I don't know exactly how the draft works
Yes, Ohtani playing for the Dodgers and getting to plsy deep into the postseason is good for baseball. You know what would be bad for baseball? If he played for a shit team like the Angels.
>mfw I switch to football>mfw the face of football is a “mutt”I CANT STOP LOSING GUYS! I DONT WANT TO DIE OUT!Kek timmy
>>151433198Yes to both.
Goyers aren’t going to repeat. Brewers won with meme defense and above average pitching, NL cucks are weak this year
Already so drunk he's losing his English. Based Kike
>>151433231beisbol fans are at an all time higheven rando nigglets are check swinging in the Dollar Tree checkout line
Everyone 3 weeks ago: LOL METS HAVE ALL THAT MONEY AND CANT MAKE THE PLAYOFFSEveryone tonight: THE DODGERS ONLY WON THE PENNANT BECAUSE THEY HAVE ALL THE MONEY
Brewers offense, the best in the league, scores 4 runs in 4 games. Were they stealing signs all year then ran into a dodger team who knew how to counter it? They looked absolutely lost all series.
>>151433259Didn't the dodgers sweep the Jays?
>>151433254And never even sniffed a ring like Trout. They aint it.
>>151433139kek what a zutted faggot
How are we celebrating, /mlb/?
>>151433246It's wonderful to be alive
>>151432062oh no no nothis is grim, nutts and a big yikes!
>mfw doyerfags are annoying because lakies, clippies, rasm, and chorgers are doggy shit doo doo
>>151433271no, but they did sweep the Mariners
>>151433268elite starting pitching always trumps kwab luckswingers
>>151433218It's typical Wisconsinites scuttling like roaches to the Packers, since that's the only team they have that's worth a damn. And even that's debatable.
Turns out one player CAN singlehandedly win a baseball game
>>151433268Brewers were .500 in September where the Dodgers were firing on all cylinders. A hot streak in July doesn't count for shit in October.
>>151433292>clippers>chargersTake those out
recycle >>151431962recycle >>151431962recycle >>151431962recycle >>151431962recycle >>151431962
>>151433292>Seething this hard Embarrassing.
>>151433293Ah, that's right. They swept the mariners and won the series with the jays, kek.
>>151433298>rigged game>HE"S THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME
>>151433246See that girl with the pink hat? Yeah, I fucked her.
KWAZKek What A Zutt
>>151432437>the doyers will rape The Mariners
>had one of the powerful armed qbs in the league years for a decade >end up as a first round exit for most of his tenureFudge packers and Midwaulkee fags don’t deserve a spot at the big show
>>151433301Huh? They have LA in their name. What's the matter?
>>151433251>Bullpen still has Blake Treinen ruining shitTreinen was clutch for us the other night. It's a dice roll with him so we'll just have to get lucky when we need to call on him in the World Series.
>>151433307You didn't think it was rigged when the Dodgers would always choke in the 1st roundcope and seethe san fagsisco
>>151433281>Built for fallI am fucking dying
Don't look now, Vagiants. Your "Dynasty" is in jeopardy now with doyers looking for a 2peat. Yah better hope Buster posey GM have some trick in his sleeves. Chadres need to study doyers gameplan, honestly.
>>151433328>Huh? They have LA in their name. What's the matter?You're not from LA
>>151432754Does Shohei hate English?
>switching to shortstop is easyMookie is just insanely talented
>>151433355But they're in LA. What's the problem?
>>151433337>doyers gameplan>have 4 of the best pitchers in the league>have the GOAT on the team>have an ace rookie closerShould be easy enough.
>coastal elites get another Wit just wasn't your day/month/year/century flyovers. you'll get em next time
>>151433337>Chadres need to study doyers gameplan, honestly.what other countries have a professional league that can become your unconditionally exclusive farm system?
>>151433361They ain't LA. Simple as. LA is Lakers, Dodgers, Rams, and NHL Kings. And some boomers that still claim Raiders.
>>151433361The Chargers will always be San Diego's team, just their owner is a fucking cheapskate.No one should cheer for the Clippers.
>>151433234Rules differ by league, but generally the smaller national professional leagues have some agreements with MLB so MLB doesn't poach all their talent. In NPB, a player has to play for 5-6 years (can't quite remember) before they go overseas or they are an amateur free agent and are subject to standard MLB draftee service time rules (6-7 years of club control until MLB free agency). This is meant to be a financial deterrent for players because as an amateur free agent they're subject to the international draft rules and their earnings are capped around $6-8M depending on an MLB team's draft pool allotment. So, for example, Yamamoto who was an excellent NPB pitcher got a 12y/$325M deal from FA, but Sasaki only got $6.5M. Now Sasaki isn't the same calibur of pitcher as Yamamoto, but he's got tremendous upaide and Dodgers landed 6 club years of his service for what you might pay a middling reliever for one year.
who and what will they blame this time once ohtani gets busted for roids?? another bad translator/lost in translation???
>>151433386Holy /k/ope. Ukraine will lose.
Chorgers are a San Diego team. Rams can barely even be considered a Cali team, most fags like the 49ersA healthy Astros team embarrasses most of these guys. The moment their players get injured, weaker dogshit central teams make it to the playoffs and stink up the place
>>151433266Curious.. I wonder if there's any differences between these two orgz. . .
>>151433398Retard is lost.
When will it be exposed that Ohtani was grown in a lab?
>>151433329Pitching a single game-winning strikeout that very easily could have gone the other way had the batter not have a double-jointed knee may technically fall under "clutch", but it absolutely did not feel in any way clutch.
>>151433226YCKKKKKKKK any Genshin mlb teams??
>>151433394I would imagine $6.5M over six years to play with and against the best players in the world isn't too much of a deterrent unless I am vastly underestimating the salaries of other national leagues.
>>151432362>yfw you left Japan to get away from otaku trash
>>151432416Milwaukees Best. Drink 6 and tell the missus her cooking is trash
