Protect (you)rself at all times
are you watching the PFL Africa 3 broadcast
Clozapig's disgusting disfigured deformed demented dead mommy's maggot minge bubbling and squirting Somalidaddy dick juice.
Gooby fucking SEETHING that John Cena will be remembered for longer, and far more fondly, than he ever will be.Also seething that Cena would give him the 'FU' and heem his midget ass STIFF.
>>151439546hell yeah these dudes are black as shit bro
>>151439500I'll never understand boxers/fighters/whatever always denigrating wrestling. We all know WWE is fake, but it's meant to be entertaining and dramatic. Cena is good at what he does, which is entertain people.
>>151439546nah I'm reading archived threads from 2-3 years ago
>>151439570here's why that's a good thing
>>151439555Cody has plans for Cena
>>151439546Fer suure
wait a minute tom aspinall is just a fat guy that throws punches really hard. i got gane by masterclass
>>151439582Gooby even stole Vince McMahon's money walk. He's a mark, and he's working himself into a shoot.>>151439598OH SHIT
Finland is a fat pedo nonce who should be hurled off a building.
>>151439500Based
>>151439646Excellent and factual post...
>>151439546Fer suuure
Dick and balls
>>151439638you’re marking out retard conor is just playing the heel against cena. do you think he’s actually offended by a luminous orange shirt
>>151439610Why are there so few north africans?
Reinier de Ridder vs. Brendan AllenKevin Holland vs. Mike MalottMarlon Vera vs. Aiemann ZahabiManon Fiorot vs. Jasmine JasudaviciusCharles Jourdain vs. Davey GrantKyle Nelson vs. Matt Frevola
>>151439500>flares his lats like he’s holding suitcases when he walks>hope on roids only to look natty with red skinCena mogs him so hard it isn’t funny.
>>151439680I don't know. It's hard to tell if Gooby is being serious or not because he's a fucking drug addicted Mick now.
fuck luminous orange shirts
>>151439598Now THAT will put butts in seats
Big VINCE should heem that midget stiff for trying to copy his walk.
In October of 2023, a finnish man ordered two pizzas. What he could not comprehend in that moment was the ramifications of sharing his order on a local gay hookup app called /heam/. This blog post would cascade into a series of events resulting in a disabled naval veteran's cultish devotion to reliving the interaction on a daily basis.
>>151439726>2 pedophiles, a BBC obsessed freak and Jesse Ventura
>>151439703Kill yourself faggot!
>>151439744It was a really good deal too free delivery
>>151439744Well said.
>>151439759Nah
HEEEEEEEEM
>>151439751That's Sarge b
>>151439778Yeah.
>>151439788yeah I knew in retrospect, Ventura would never hang with those dudes
>>151439831
I miss jamahal I wish him the best in pfl
The last thing the maggots in Clozapig's disgusting disfigured demented deformed dead mommy's maggot minge see every night.
It's up!https://youtu.be/hOzrR0UQd9s?si=-1A2GoBOSswONFKu
>>151439884wow
>>151439881Excellent post.
>>151439726BASED
>>151439907Yeah.
HUGE McMahon needs to climb onto Conor's yacht and shit on his head
Clozapig, oh clozapig won't you please quit munching your dead mommy's minge?
Gooby got the wwe manchildren seething
>>151440012UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBEREEEEEM
>'clozapig' posted 337 times since feb 2024can't go 48 hours without having to post about some finnish anon that may or may not be here
Fight day
>>151440085tbf he usually is here
https://youtube.com/shorts/9R_NDktYf20?si=X_80KqWRGHYAuxjjAljo is a victim :(
>>151440085You're a victim :(
>i break guacamole, brazzaSOON
>>151440130iron mike chandler could have saved him
>>151440161absurb take but ok
>>151440085Spamdaddy got you searching the 'chives counting posts on a Saturday playa!
>absurd take but ok
oh boy the greentext replies I'm definitely the one seething
Playa Hader
>oh boy the greentext replies I'm definitely the one seething
can't wait to post screenshots of your melty in 2-3 years
>>151440429MMA?
>can't wait to post screenshots of your melty in 2-3 years
>>151440429Only ranked canadian fighter btw
>>151440429how many times has holland fought this year?
>>151440429I used to fuck a girl who looks exactly like croden, tons of girls look like her up here hope she wins
>>1514405224, this is the 5th one
>>151440512holy fuck he looks exactly like you, you must be proud.
>>151440565OHHHHHH!!!
>>151440368Clozapig isn't gonna let you fuck his disgusting disfigured deformed demented dead moldy mommy's maggot minge unless you're a Somalidaddy dude.
>>151440563impressive
>>151440429What the hell happened with kyle nelson beard
Cowardice HumiliationMallot
Real fighter shit test. If you can’t bring yourself to play a female character in a video game because you feel like a rape target when you do. You base your understanding of fighting on the real world and not anime.15,000 hours in wow maybe 10 of them on a female character
>>151440512Cheeto has that 1,000 heem stare already.
>>151440606He got tired of being mistaken for Guram
>>151439744Kek
>>151440676That is because you are a troon sir
Don't be looking for wives in miami
>>151440676>15 000 hrs in WoWdamn playa
>>151440618GSP-esque performance by Mallot here.
>>151440767Gonna have to ask you to turn on your monitor, Sir.
>>151440684
>>151440767Ok so playing a female in a video game for 15,000 would make me less of a transsexual than playing a male Got it
>>151440813okay its turned on now!
279 grams of straight drop out the pot
>>151439500Conor is seething because if he was a few inches taller he could work for the WWE.
Reiner The Nigger
>>151440898no sorry, that. actually makes you an virgin
>>151440944vance?
>>151441077Factual post sadly.
wtf happened to the flags?
>>151440808All I did during the trump years was blast 1rm on the bench and deadlift, take walks, and play wow battlegrounds while listening to podcasts and asmr.Then my psychiatrist got arrested for kiddie porn, my mom forced me to move to a nigger state, my dad died, my sister got married to a skinhead, and my body exploded with and I started turning into a werewolf irl.In the process I ended the career of a small time ufc fighter who thought anime was going to make up for a 200lbs of muscle difference.
damn PFL sucks
>>151441077You know when you fuck a girl doggystyle with your bwc and her pussy muscles contract so violently that they let off a massive snapping sound and you think that she just suffered a massive spinal injury and she starts crying but says she is okI got a boner remembering it ngl…. What am I even doing here
>>151441037
>>151441227trying to impress a bunch of strong gay men that would heem you (and then rape you) I fear
honestly? Im impressed.
>>151441077raped that virign
>>151441307only because you want to heem and rape him first
>>151439703de RidderHollandVeraFiorotGrantFrevola
>>151439638>Gooby even stole Vince McMahon's money walk.Vince stole that from some other guy whose name I don't remember.
>>151441307you sound strong
Steal? more of an homage.
>>151441457Vince has been doing that walk since like 1987...
>>151439703RDRHollandZahabiFiorotGrantNelson
>>151441291I put a ufc fighter in the hospital several months agoHe’s still there sucking down opioids praying to Jesus to fix his spinal column LOL
>>151441549Say who or stop larping
>>151441549I'm impressed
>>151441037Based post.
>>151441572The DA in my county doesn’t believe in arresting people for attempted murderI know he doesn’t have health insurance I’m not going to let people give him money He must suffer
>>151441457Proofs?
>>151441307Props for knowing what being impressed is.
I've murdered 5 UFC fighters, but the murders were so brutal they couldn't even report them. And if you think I'm playing you'll end up just like Casey Kenney.
what the helllllllllll dis racist shit
>>151441572macy chiasson
>>151441549Levels
DricBEAST
>>151441637It wasn’t murder it was clear cut self defense
For me? Perosnally? Artichoke pasta gran padano and lemon juice drizzle
>>151441677ZatDADDY
>>151441637gregor gillespie bros…
Just beat the shit out of Kalya Harrison. What a dumb whore
>>151441712I have the FFMI of a silverback gorilla
badass haka
>>151441704I wasn't talking about your little dork shit get out of my face
>>151441508And he stole it from someone else and went backstage and asked if it was too obvious.
For a male silverback gorilla:Average weight: ~160–200kgEstimated body fat: ~10–15% (gorillas are quite muscular and lean) Lean mass ≈ 85–90% of total weight ~136–180kgHeight: ~1.7m (standing upright)Let’s calculate FFMI using an example:Take lean mass = 160kgHeight = 1.7mFFMI=1601.72=1602.89≈55.4FFMI= 1.7 2 160 = 2.89160 ≈55.4Even if we use lean mass = 140kg:FFMI=1402.89≈48.4FFMI= 2.89140 ≈48.4So male silverback gorillas have an FFMI roughly between 48–55
>>151441817I heard your kid was sick I hope he gets better.
>>151441850Proofs now homppeli
>>151442032Learn to google, it will be helpful in life.
only two more hours until thirty minutes of commentary/promos before the first fight
first fight is wmma
>>151439703Hard-RDRMalottZahabiMANonJourdainNelson
>>151441656forsen
>>151439500>failed Mr. Olympiapro wrestling is unironically 100 times more respectable that pro bodybuilding
>>151441617Larp confirmed, you overshared and revealed it's all BS. He doesn't need permission to start a Go-Fund-Me.
Jon Jones was bricked up whilst playing with Hasbullah in MMAGurus latest video. Not only is Jon gay, but he’s a pedophile as well. Is this the best base for MMA?
Why are UFC wmma "athletes" so gross?
>>151439703RdRMalottZahabiJasudaviciusGrantNelson
>>151442260you can see a nipple. not cool bro.
>>151442214I haven't watched since Attitude Era when I was a kid, but I don't know how anyone can talk shit about pro-wrestling. Of course it's just a show, nobody thinks it's real, but people still like to be smug about 'heh... it's LE FAKE!'. Are One Piece of DBZ real? Why is it only pro-wrestling people like to go 'smug midwit' on. Anyways, these guys are part stunt-man part actor, you can't say what they do is easy because their life expectancy is like 55.
>>151442260heem peepee
>>151442332I agree, pro wrestling is essentially live action anime and its fans should be treated like the virgin nerds they are
>>151442249I'd love to stuff that little mcnugget into a woodchipper
>>151442458Excellent post.
>>151442260I’d have vigorous sex with this woman
Sneed actually beat up a dude while everyone else here larps about heeming
how the FUCK can I watch this from Canada?
>>151442260
>>151442514Factual post, I beat the fucking shit out of that stupid fucker too man
>>151442514proof?
Madam Xneed got xher prostate beat up by his BBC daddy.
Holy fuck what a spinning elbow heem in Oktagon just now
>>151442542Is that oleysyaliberman?
>>151442560This post is devastatingly accurate and factual I'm Arabic
>>151442447Fair.
>>151442557Escambia county arrest records I'm afraid.
>>151442578good call man that was nice buddy went right out
>>151442595its Auh-leece
>>151442260Those are fake? Or no?
Sneed is actually a legendary poster around here. People need to show some fucking respect.
>>151442634just check the records for "Sneed", 0 resultstry nice bucko
sneeb
>>151442667Honestly? Respect for respecting Sneed.
Snood > Sneed
>>151442678Check for Dirty Diaper Tyla
>>151442635I'm the only guy in here watching fights in other promotions -_- oktagon has great fights
>>151442721PFL has been boring so far, KSW has been meh too.
I used to buy dope from Sedriques Dumas, he drives a badass Maserati
>>151442721woah bro you watch fights??? you watch the fights my man?? you watch?
>>151442515the real question is why would you want to watch?doumpied chinned zebo in seconds, baki will most likely do the same
All the calculations have done. Tomala is gonna die.
>>151442801occult tattoo
I bought a bag of flour trying to be passed off as a bag of coke from Phil Baroni and Stephen Bonnar. I knew it wasn't coke, especially given how they wouldn't stop giggling, but I still bought it anyway for the experience.
Is Conor Mcgee short enough to legally qualify as a midget?
>>151442759I watch I watch I watch I watch I waàaaaaatch
>>151442801>The job is doneThis mentality is exactly the reason he always loses to good fighters. The fuck do you mean the job is done nigga? You haven't even weighed in yet. The job has LITERALLY not even started.
>>151442895Time is a fat circle
>>151442919An oval
dulatov has a brother in oktagon?
>>151442999in many ways
how do you spell RDR's name? Reinier as in German spelling of "ei" and "ie" the way you say "yes"?
Lel that European wigger lip syncing his rap then just giving up and putting the mic away
>>151442801You retards said this shit leading up to the Jones fight too, and we all saw how that went down.
>>151441656I bet this shit is full of bangers. They probably deserve my money more than UFC.
>>151442999Dude has like 6 brothers and 3 of them are also models/fighters
>>151443134good to know and I see they're giving him easy fights
>>151442070Sounds helwani
Boner Jones
>>151443108there's been a couple head kick kos other than those they've been grapling a lot so far
>>151443134Chama more like shawarma
>>151442788Yes but I want to SEE it happen. Also wanted to bet a couple coins on Zebo because Baki is overrated and Zebo is underrated.
Let’s be honest here bumfights is basically pro mma
holy shiiiiiiiit, i'm so hyped for Reinier de Ridder vs Brendan Allen
>>151443161Oktagon is definitely trying to bring back can crushers. The chick in the co-main, which they are trying to push heavily will face a chick from PowerSlap later on.
Joe rogan suga tank posting starts now
I am going to the card tonifht but I have had bedbugs in my room for the past 2 months. Kind of confilcted
>>151443134Pooratan.
all the stream sites have this weird overlay blocking the screen telling me to turn off adblockers and when i turn off adblockers i cant even click play on the stream
>>151443638That's disgusting stayvun
>>151443657Even shrimp?
>>151443638There are a couple of ways of dealing with bedbugs. One - move. Two - plant fresh bean leaves under your mattress and everywhere you can before going to bed, overnight the bedbugs will go suck bean leaf juice instead of your blood.
>>151443092Yeah but Jones is good
I love Debussy, sometimes all I can think about is Debussy.
Who cares if Jon is gay? I mean, seriously? What difference, at this point, does it make?
Ooh he got her in the muay Thai clinch
>>151444008Based Mexican does not care about the height or reach difference
>>151444008Unacceptable in 2025. People are fucking disgusting!
>>151444008Based goonhead
How do you get rid of a fetish?
anyway how does WMMA end up with such volatile results?
>>151439703R.d.R. Big Kev Alleymann Da Vicious Dangerous Grand Steamrollin
>>151444008Lanklets LMAO when will they learn
>>151444243Jerk off to it so many times in a single day you get sick
>>151444243
>>151444243develop a more refined fetish
He posted no proof of Vinnie Mac stealing anything
>>151444243Vitamins and prayers brother hh
>>151444291same reason low level promotions are volatile
>>151444495HH
Nigga HH
Whats up losers i was busy playing BF6 so i wasnt here.
>>151444691Busy playing with your dead mommy's maggoty minge I'm afraid.
>>151444691did ya win?
>>151444720You don't really mean that :(
>>151444720Excellent post.
>>151444746I never lose.
>>151444747You're right, I am not afraid.
>>151444752It's not though. It's disgusting!
I'm scared.
>>151444243Stop heeming your meng for a while
>>151439703De RidderHollandVeraFiorotGrantFrevola
dont be afraid. dont be afraid to watch it again
You have done your MMA fan duty by going to see Dwayne Johnson's smash hit "The Smashing Machine," right?
Is /heem/ excited for today’s ufc?
>>151444927the rock is brown brother, HH
Yesterday I told you all I wasn't going to watch the event tonight as I am against watching someone who looks like picrel headline a sub-par fight nightI lied.
>>151444927Fuck you Dwayne and fuck your shoes too. How bout dat?
>>151444987Why does that matter? /heem/ has no race.
>>151444986Hell yeah. Some good fights in this one. Might stay up and watch the whole thing.
>>151444808Factual thoughever.
>>151439703RdRHollandChitoFiorotGrantNelson
>>151444908>>151444927Yall leafs think Dennis Oland heemed his father?He is like a featherweight but sometimes it only takes a barrage of punches or hits with a hammer
>>151439703RDRHollandVeraFiorotGrantFrevola
7 days until Gane fights.
You don't understand, they called Rampage the N-word
>>151445241Loses too. Aspinall gonna knock his ass out for good.
Ohhh we did it reddit I made heem predicts posts hurr I'm a fucking faggot who should kill himself
>>151439703RDRHollandVeraFiorotGrantNelson
>>151445297Excellent post.
>>151445297why'd you sign your post?
>>151445332Good one retard you totally shouldn't kill yourself!
>>151445358Okay I won't
>>151445308Who is this beautiful woman I see on my monitor?
>>151445365kek he pretended to be the cake so she feeds him icing?
>>151445385That's Tom Cat from Tom and Jerry.
>>151445297De RidderMallotVeraFiorotGrantFrevola
>>151445358>you totally shouldn't kill yourself!im literally to afraid to live up to this generals name
SHOW ME YOUR 10 MINS UNTIL PRELIM FACES
>>151442721Honestly? Respect. Props for knowing Tommy Fury.
>>151439703AllenHollandZahabiJasmineDaveyKyle
>>151445449it's WMMA first so you might as well make it 40 minutes
>>151445472I am watching the average UFC top 10 HW fight here
Gane on my knob like corn on the cob
Honestly? Respect for knowing what a tor proxy/exit node is.
>>151445519that gif has about four times the amount of strikes thrown in an average hw fight
Game thread where?
>>151445671>>151445671>>151445671IT'S UP!!
>>151445657check in with dc, and order slop
>>151439703Apple FridderHollyVeraAnonBourdainFrevola
I despise ariel helwani
Let's hope Oktagon becomes bigger. German Trash TV + MMA is what the world needs.
>>151442788I CALLED IT you BITCH
>>151439500this quote is 9 years old
>>151442788Baki bros...
>>151449229lol, didn't expect him to go full retard and go for the kayo after dominating for 3 rounds my bad m8, I hope you did put your cheeky fiver on a zebo wanyway good for zebo, he seems to be a decent and humble guy
>>151442788>>151450334the REAL Baki would heem anyone in martial arts history with ZERO effort
>>151451675dude should downgrade to mohammad alai jr
>>151451806Alai Jr would actually heem everyone too. Even 'low' tier Baki characters have the reflexes, speed and skill of top tier IRL athletes.They even had a bunch of mma guys get KWAB'd by SumoCHADS
>>151450334KWAB
picks for tonight, drop them
if u guys are good then ill do a mma comics story time later
Nigguh
>>151450334Did he die? The black nigga barely even fucking touched him, its always crazy when you see these KO's on undefeated fighters, cause no way this guy is gonna have a chin after this loss
Absolute robbery.
bo nigger lost again
>getting melted and quitting on the stool against short notice Brendan Allen
This embarrassing shit Dutch quitter just cost me so much money. Dutch people are such faggots, their only good fighters are nafris
What went wrong?
>brendan allen
The last time someone quit on the stool was shamiel gazievRDR is in good company!
>>151456076Canada's Finest™
Get this off me telly now
...I'm ok with this.
>Get takedown>Get reversed>Hold body triangle off bottom>Gas and quit on the stoolActually kill yourself De Shitter
The whole MW division should be cut
who hyped these bums up?
BDStards thought this turd was gonna beat Zatdaddy
KNUCK IS LIVE GIH
>>151456164mei was likehell yeah theses niggers are based
Shamefur perormance by de nigger
anvill dropped from highway overpass cars crushed multiple fatalities luke thomas
Bo wins the rematch
Absolutely grim state of affairs when fucking Brendan Allen can beat the #1 contender. At this rate Khamzat might hold the title for a decade.
Just how bad is bo nigger kek
>quitting on the stool against Brendan AllenSurely RdR has to retire now.
cumshot really gonna be a dominate champ sad times
What you just witnessed WILL NOT END. K-1 is freedom.
Dutchie on suicide watch
>>151456236Fluffy rapes cumshat
>>151456243I do not know how a fighter can recover from this.
fluffy’s stock rose tonight and nothing else of consequence happened
Reiner de Nigger fucking sucks
Just how bad is Robert Whittaker?
Who fraud checks the fraud checkers?
This bullshit guy give up alhamdulillah
>>151456270Fraid zatdaddy pozz and prolapses the fluffussy in round one
Cut Retard de Shidder, and everybody he beat.
fat heavyweight bumfight happening right now on /knuck/
UFC fans deserve this.
Fluffly could've had a career defining domination over De Quitter if he didn't pull out and we woudl be talking about how Fluffly is the next great thing and how he beats Chimaev instead of talking about how shit middleweight is.
>>151456236>he #1 contenderHe didn't beat Imavov though
>>151456351hell yeah dude just tuned in
>>151456351are there any title fights tonight
>>151456356I'm happy
>>151456356wrong, CANADIANS deserve this. and they got it.
Just how bad is ONE Crapionship?
Great Night for Canadian Chads
Literally how do you recover from this? He's too old to have a Charlesesque career resurgence.
>>151456370dont know, don't care. it's always a fun watch even if there's no fake belts on the line
take that, snooty dutch assholes!maybe stop holding your head so damn high and learn to be humble giantfags
DE QUITTER LITERALLY HAD A WORSE PERFORMANCE AGAINST BRENDAN ALLEN THAN BO NICKAL HAD AGAINST DE SHITTER
Knuck slop
>one fight from title contention>ends up forever known as De Quitter
>>151456377A pig usually is happy in shit.
>>151456437Embarrassing trvke.
>fighter loses one fight>fighter is now a turbocan according to /heem/
wonder how many indians in leaf flags there was in those gamethreads
>>151456462hell yeah brother
>>151456405>post a reddit fighterkys
Was RDR sick or injured? I never thought he was that good but that is a crazy level of cardio failure
I remember saying before that Fluffy would beat RDR and everyone on heem called me retardedHe would have fucking ANNIHILATED this dude. It would have been bad.
>>151456479Normally I would agree that it's absurd to do this but quitting on the stool to short notice Brendan Allen is honestly so low it's hard to ever recover from that.
fluffy hernandez
This happened because khamzat ended the no technique goofy retard meta
>>151456505shut up retard
>>151456369>>151456370>>151456351Bots.
>>151456505>everyone on heem called me retardedbullshitlink the postseveryone thought that, you lying sack of shit
Just how shit is Bo Pickle
That’s middleweight for ya
>>151456521>everyone thought that,No they didn't
What was this and why did it give Allen power?
>>151456479>35 year old grappling specialist with shit striking>Have a fight against a bum who is willing to grapple against you>QuitThat's far more than just a regular loss.
>>151456512RDR didn't even look that goofy today. Maybe that was the issue?
Just HOW good are Fluffy Hernandez and Nassourdine Imavov?
best canadian invention: aria six
>>151456515
>>151456479it is how he lost
>>151456479Jasmine was always my turbocan
Brendan Allen in the top 4 LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Feel bad for heemsters over in the Netherlands right now. Keep your heads up, lads.
Im not gonna lie I stopped watching at the beginning of the third round and judging by the posts I probably shouldn't have watched it at all
PRIDE FC died for Allen vs RDR. We are devolving. MMAs golden age slips ever further into the void. And you dog cunts lap it up.
>>151456555checkedthe iconography of some sort of faustian bargain
>>151456479Yes
Vettori could get a win here against RDR
brendan allen will probably get strickland or adesanya
so many sad shitters in the MW division
>>151456619De ridder would've run through the whole pride roster
Ridder could not have lost more aura if he literally shat his pants and browned the canvas
A Kumsplat vs Brendan Allen title defence would be such a brazza moment
>>151456619There has to be an understanding that this is more entertainment than actual competition. That way you can grant roid use. Problem is westoids get all hung up about legitimacy, though they always find ways around it anyway. Puritanism
you guys are fags all the divisions have decent guys they're better than the era of Thales leites ,demian Maia and Mike bisping
>>151456595Believe or not Brendan Allen has been in the top 5 in the past
>>151456664Is MW just HW part 2?
kyle nelson octagon interview was posted 2 hours ago and doesn't even have 2k views
>>151456675he quit against brendan allen
We lost K-1 super fights with the greatest mma fighters vs kick-boxers in an organisation that actually made them fight because dana white is bald. And you rats see nothing wrong with it.
>>151456695nate the great fartshart
>>151456691It's going to be Imavov vs Khamzat unless they want to give Strickland a title shot after he shat himself last fightEither way the only real danger in the division for Khamzat is Hernandez who himself is a very beatable fighter
MW is the division where the men aren’t small enough to truly be skilled but not big enough to truly be chads
Bo Nickelodeon title run starts now
155 and 170 are the only good divisions right now
>>151456700185+ has always been shite. It's just roidfags and fatties with no skill.
>>151456555This was Jan Blachowicz suicide rope levels of reverse curse. Weird shizzle.Reposting from the matchthread, I think the MW division is on a bit of a weird spot. Imavov didn't immediately call out Chimaev and they were pushing RDR because word in the streets was that he did well when they trained together (Chimaev basically fights people in training he spars all out).If DDP didn't get so dominated we could have been into a rematch. Caio didn't deliver and he had hype vs Chimaev because he knows his system from helping him train. The two guys who could make an exciting matchup vs Chimaev didn't move through.Imavov just doesn't spark a lot of conficence vs Chimaev, if Imavov was fighting DDP it could be a cracker but his game doesn't seem to matchup well vs Chimaev.
>>151456721MMA Joey owns his soul
just book Khamzat vs Fluffy who tf cares atp
>>151456754>Lets give a guy a title shot off of fucking Roman Dolidze
>>151456737MMA Fatty should try owing a treadmill
>>151456479There's literally no way RDR can ever beat a top 5 fighter at 185. No fucking chance. And don't tell me Whittaker was top 5.
It’s only going to be worse knowing Khamzat will only fight once a year at best
RDR only beat Whittaker because of his weird knees. I knew he was shit before he even came to the UFC and I confirmed he was shit when he almost lost to The Shart.
>>151456772He could beat Strickland
>turns you into a heartlet
heeeeem'd
Can you actually be called a Champion when your entire division is just pure excrement?
>>151456801No he couldn’t. Strickland has solid tdd and good cardio
i’m so embarrassedon behalf of my country i’d like to apologize
>>151456694I agree with you but there’s no chance of that now especially with who’s in control of the ufc, the sterile corporate demons will drain it of all life and profit.
>>1514567688 fight win streak fuck off
>>151456770boiled that freak
>>151456848It’s not your fault. The root of this evil lands with the demons that mandate the ufc.
Just how shit is he?
Champions should be forced to fight 3 times per year or be stripped.
>>151456878he should just move to 170
>>151456694they dont even let them do the IV rehydrating after weight cutting.they could do that
>>151456829Barely stopping a takedown from fucking Dricus "The Crucified" du Plessis does not mean you have solid takedown defense
>>151456848can you explain how the psychology of the dutchman led to that RDR performance?
>>151456911RDR is literally worse than Dricus though Dricus took rob down easily
>>151456848Yousri won and looked fine today
>>151456878CM Punk would probably beat him.
He straight up just quit. I still can't believe it
>>151456934The pride of tunis
You won’t like this but it’s the truth, americans have ruined martial arts.
>>151456960It was the same way he lost to the russian in ONE
cazzies just now figuring out RDR’s prime was six years agothis is just an exaggerated pitbull/askren scenario
>>151456848fucking wooden shoe windmill chocolate herring heartlet faggot heemed my picks, my parlay, but most of all, my respect
>reinier de quitter
>>151456848Show bussy, dutch twink
I c-cannot le continue *passes away*
>>151456978He was never good. ONE MMA is bad and the weight classes above 170 are especially dog shit. A robbery over washed Whittaker was his peak
I fucking love watching bellator trash get humiliated. Welcome to the big leagues, De Shitter.
be. mike. malott.
Has anyone ever quit that pathetically before? He didn't even take any damage.
>>151457003It was his peak achievement but definitely not his peak physical condition. He was very clearly faster and more athletic around 2019/2020
>>151456960there is a big difference between quitting and logically assessing your situation and accepting defeat
>>151456878the coach primate of mma
>>151457026and there it is
>>151457012Mike Mallot would never quit on the stool I tell you that much
>>151457016Yeah pre-2005 it happened a lot.
>>151456883>forced to fight 3 times per year or be stripped.this gay ass nigger wanna see naked men
>>151457016there was some newcomer bum that quit in the stool after the 1st round
I just can’t wait until I see Aiemann Zahabi back in that fucking octagon
>>151457023>accepting defeat/weakmind/
>>151457023This is called a "skill quit". It's a high IQ move so we must understand why this confuses the masses. When RDR wins the title in 2027 many will be confused still.
>>151457012ball striking meta is going to be new spinning elbow meta
>De koude winter is nabij, een sneeuwstorm zal komen.What the actual fuck is wrong with dutch people?
>>151457061zahabli vs sandhagen. did anyone else just get a chill
When was the last time someone quit like that? Shamil the Blob himself?
>>151457026coward
>>151457016Quemel Ottoni (the guy who beat Alex Pereira before he was in the UFC) heemed himself out of a contender series spot because of anxiety.
>>151457075>een sneedstorm
>>151457078Mike Mallot vs kneel magknee
bo nigga wins the rematch
Yan is 100% beating Merab. If you cut weight 4 or 5 times in a year you're just destroying your own body like De Ridder and Holland did. He already looked like shit against Sandhagen.
>>151457090that's because he had to face Kody Steele
>>151457098That was a heem gassy, and it was before shamil
>>151457078Shamil GOATziev didnt quit, he just tactically retreated so he could fight another day, its a high iq mma moves you cazoid wouldnt understand
Bo Nickal vs. Gerald Shart is the fight to make. We need to see who is a worthy curtain jerker in 2025.
>Ehem>Dricus du Plessis by pulling a gigantic hammer out of his shorts
>>151457108>Yan wins>Merab gets immediate rematch>Merab wins trilogyjust kicking the can down the road
holy shit this nigger mike has been yapping for 15 minutes
>>151457108merab cuts weight thru cardio, not by sweating out intensely before weighing in day
I am going to bet my life's savings ($2,000) that Umar wins the rematch against Merab. There is absolutely zero chance Merab can beat him again.
carnival ride operator missing bolts full speed drunk on job luke thomas
What sub would Khamzat get from Publix
this guy is such a pussy holy shithttps://x.com/Remy_Mac_Priv/status/1979741139721969854
>>151457160>life's savings>$2,000
now that an entire division has been exposed, which division are actually full of actual contenders?
>>15145720055 and 70
>>151457160Merab will beat him easier this time
>>151457198this is true for 90% of americans. we are in a recession
When Chito and Zahabi pretended to be Lawler and Macdonald I got chills
>>151457200Bantamweight, Featherweight, Welterweight, and in a year or so Heavyweight
>>151457108I agree (because I'm a Yanfag)
>>151457070the masses indeed do not understand that mma is much more complex than it seemsthe outcome of the next weeks event will bring even more anger and confusion to their weak fragile minds
Heeminder that some fat shit who drinks piss out of dirty shoes almost KO'd the UFC heavyweight champion. HW will never be good.
>>151457209>55
>>151457286the ufc heavyweight champion tom aspinall never fought tai tuivasaI am revoking your right to give heeminders
>>151457316you're gonna look real stupid in a week
>>151457191He would leave empty-handed because he sucks and literally couldnt get the sub if his life depended on it
>>151457286just wait til jon's fleshlight gable steveson gets in
>>15145720955 is full of uncs who sits on their asses for a title shot70 is good tho i agree with that
tai is actually playing the long game here. he's waiting for tom to clear out the entire division so when he comes back he can get fast tracked to a title fight because there's no one else left for him to fight
RDR getting clowned on across the board
>>151457316The "Galactic Throat" is not the UFC HW champion, only a retard with a chastity belt
>hes done it before https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1oaeh16/reiner_de_ridder_lost_by_exhaustion_in_one/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
>>151457370utter humiliation for the dutchverhoeven needs to step in and save them
same way maluykin beat him
>his name even rhymes with quitteroh it is so over
>>151457394Dana's a greedy jew and refused to offer Vakhitov more than 10 for 10 what makes you think he'll get Rico
>>151457370Marvin made me laugh
>>151457403russian juice man arguably beat him better since rdr quits while the fight still going. this time he quits on the stool theres a marginal improvement on rdr's part.
I say this completely unironically— Glory’s current heavyweight division is an order of magnitude deeper than the UFC’s. If Rico went to mma he would be heeming his legacy to fight fat morons.
>>151457453True, he even has a potential heir to replace him when he retires which you cannot say about Aspinall
>>151457424nothing, I just want it to happen
>>151457370Vettori is the only fighter RDR can beat on that list.
The Aieman Zahabi Facefuck ExperienceWelcone Malron VeraSit next to Jose Adlo
>>151457016Everyone that fights me
I love to see Reiner Debussy finished, the best when it's All In. Wouldnt you agree, hm no?
Merab has no answer for Aiemann Zahabi
is this the power of embracing your leaf side?
>>151457602I reckon he may do
Jourdain looked fast at 135 who the fuck has ever finished Davey Grant?
>>151457602Only because he's got better things to do than pick up the phone
RDR's nemesis that KO'd him twice unironically lost to a carnival act named Rug Rug The Monkey.
>>151457614Certainly better than being Chinese or something
>>151457602hearing those two in the same sentence gave me goosebumpsfinally… a real challenger…
>>151457628Bodied that kike nose Helwani doppleganger freak
kek fighter is playing chess between rounds on knuck
>>151457602gayman jihadi gets 50-43'd by goatrab
how many frauds has one sent to daner at this point? askren and rdr are two of the worst KWABs to ever do it and they're both from one
meanwhile in bkfc
>>151457674Somehow both acquisitions still paid off massively for the UFC regardless. They simply cannot seem to lose.
>>151457674I don't know why people say this, Askren was incredibly lucrative for the UFC due to Masvidal.
>>151457693oh shid young brotha with a chessboard
>>151457693You can't possibly complete an entire game of chess in the one minute of allowed break time
>>151457693LEVELS
>>151457708he was playing chess with his trainer between rounds
>>151457693the thinking warrior's promotion, poofc could never
>>151457674RIZIN sent us an angel
I vividly remember 80% of heem picking askren to beat masvidal
>>151457721A brainlet like you? Of course not. A man of high intellect that participates in bare knuckle boxing for pennies and CTE however...
Did anybody here pick Ben Askren to beat Masvidal? I sure didn't, thank god, but anybody who did would have picked very wrong indeed.
How fucking funny is it that RDR was still better than every bum PFLattor has sent over?
This is why the Onus should always be placed on the corner to stop the fight. MMA corner just refuse to do so which forces their fighter to embarrass themselves by getting heemed or quitting
>>151457777How about fighters should just stop being bitches? You ever thought about that, huh?
>>151457777checked but corner stoppages are almost always gay
>>151457771uh really funny I guess
>>151456694roids are garbage
>>151457815I agree it is
>>151457741askren is right, mengsvidal just landed the luckiest knee of his journeyman careershit happens sometimes, like how ernesto hoost got heemed twice by bob sapp
>>151457815Glad you agree
While de Ridder is an embarrassment, can we talk about the officiating? What the fuck are the refs smoking these days? It feels like every card we get some kind of controversial bullshit where it looks like they literally don't know what they are doing. How was Mallott not deducted a point at all?
>>151457844I was just saying this actually
>>151457771even kayla harrison is better than rdr
Somebody really needs to make our next thread at some point here you know
>>151457836yes I also vividly remember the “askren wins the rematch” cope for weeks after
>>151457874That was me I was just shitposting because it was getting a rise out of people
>>151457863Kayla is the only successful pull from PFLattor and that's only because she's in >WMMA
>>151457872don’t rush the process, let it happen organicallythat is how truly inspired threads come into being
>>151457855canadabut to be fair, it wasn't even a low blow
>>151457892damn sometimes I forget I have been in here with the same people for all these years glad to see you’re still retarded
>>151457928>>151457928>>151457928
just made the new threasds called it "then heen trhed"
>>151457855Holland was milking it and if anything deserved a third hard kick in the balls
