My penguins ):
nucks
>>151480668didn't they win
>>151480640>.692YOUCH!
>>151480640
>Only 4 games on a Sundaywhat the FUCK is his problem?
Love me my wolf :)
>>151480708i look like this and post in /hoc/
>>151480640>HURRRR HURRRR HURRR GAIZ DUSTBIN WOLF IS GOOOD TRUST MEEEE!! DURRRRR
It's Thatcher Demko for me.
>>151480695Fip chytil died tho
>>151480747we love frankie here friend
>>151480747we love wolf here friend
Now that both Panthers and Oilers missed the playoffs, what is the finalist match up going to be?
>>151480768Wilson was such a coward he didn't want to fight Linus Karlsson.
>>151480797pens-ducks
>>151480734I love playing the flames when they play wolf :)makes it easy
>>151480699Yeah ):
>>151480776>>151480793You both look like this >>151480747
you're only allowed to post in this thread if your team is still undefeated
love me some French Canadian ice hockey, lads
>>151480814they'll still be bottom feeders the are just beating equally bad teams
>>151480907interference
>>151480813I like wolf because i like the storyline and lore :)
>an entire bong before puck drop in Chicago
>>151480618jlmi
>>151480907RIP Chytil but he plays like he's unaware hockey is a contact sport.
>>151480798The kid with the blanket?
>>151481002Not anymore
>>151480797Teds/Flim Flams in the much anticipated Johnny Hockey off
>>151481020you generally don't plan to be hit after someone else takes the puck
>>151480976I like wolf because i like that he can't save goals and makes it easy for my team to beat him :)
>>151481059Always assume you’re about to get wrecked
it's uphttps://youtu.be/iRKF89mrr9A?si=9lbEsGGZiNmqjxW-
>>151481108>This is the only thing The Hockey Guy fears
'eads
>>151481129The hockey guy is awful and I am embarrassed for his viewers
Be honest why would you even risk having sex? It's too dangerous
what are the odds that my broons win?
>>151481210I enjoyed watching his jersey countdown over the off season.
>>151481227you want to reproduce with your loving wife. I want to be a dad so much :)
>>151480907The hit isnt even bad, it's just late. It's unfortunate, but Chytil is made of glass and this was a matter of when, not if he gets hurt. In retrospect the Canucks should have taken some more of the rags prospects instead.
>>151481227Gary implores us to every friday
>>151481108i dont like this guy's cynical attitude
>>151481235not great
>>151481260It's all fun and games until she says she didn't want it. Hope you have a good lawyer.
>>151481227that's why the best players are autistic losers like crosby and mcgaykid
>>151481295It didn't used to be like this.
>>151481089Well I guess we love him for different reasons :)
>>151481322No shit retard
Well, the season is taking shape now, trends surfacing, some things apparent, like the Red Wings winning the Cup for example.
>fourfull draw in Shawinigan
>>151481227That's what teammates are for.
I would rather fuck every one of you guys than touch a backstabbing femoid WHORE
>>151481350the sabres will put the wings in their place, its the only thing they're good at
>Who left the lid open again?? theres tons of SHIT in there!
just got in, heard the oilers beat the wings 4-2 good to see their season finally moving in the right direction
>>151481432The Canucks also won! Good day for the good guys.
>>151481108>as long as you don’t ruin wolf you’ll be fineOhhhhhhh no no noooooooo
>>151481397g4y
>>151481397>>151481526stop talking to yourself faggot
don't turn your back on the wolfpack
>>151481406
Surely my wings will capitalize on this hot start and make it in the playoffs this time!
>>151481568Did you miss the OP picture? Are you a total fucking retard?
>>151481397pls stay away from my butthole
>scoreful draw at the Ricoh Coliseum
how much longer will /hoc/ cope over the success of the yzerplan?
evan boushart
>>151481567make me
>>151481760>can win in any stadium>stadiumFOY
>>151481806
>>151481789I can't stop you from being stupid
>>151481732Vegas bros we need him
>>151481760This isn't real. Only real stuff allowed in /hoc/.
>>151481760Canes are very much in the first column
>>151481907Kek he's mad at the picture
>>151481964KWAB he's mad at the picture
>>151481964>look at me i'm a schizo that documented every time someone posted thisgood job
>scorefull draw in Tahoe
I post the same 10 images like over and over
>>151482277
>>151482452They're beating shit teams: Soilers, laffs, etc.
>>151482230thats because you have autism
>>151482528I dont think so
>>151482561>I dont thinklet me stop you there
this thread has autisms
>>151482643i dont think so
Mexicans suck
>>151482643Yes were a smart bunch
>>151482717
>>151482717was it latinx? cause if I know one thing from all my wetback friends it's that they get infinitely more offended when you call them that than when you use any other slurs
hahah oilfags lost against the yzerplan my flames would never
>>151482561>>151482715>He proves he is just switching his VPN
>>151482777>>151482777Checked
Aesthetically pleasing jersey matchup in Salt Lake tonight.
>>151482879>he proves he has shit for brains
>>151482777our flames already embarrassed the oilers this season lol, the people know we are superior
has wolf already played his way out of milano or is there still hope?
>>151482967>milano
>pooins
>>151482991my dad watched Charmed all the time when I was a kid and I never got it because it was pretty shitI get it now, he was too stupid to google boobs, but the show is still pretty shit
>>151482508If everyone is worse then you of course you'll only beat bad teams braniac.
Isn't this the day that guy gets out of rehab?Funny trb posting comes back full force today.
>>151483047boomers were desperate to see boobs
lots of empty seats in utah, gary
>>151480797Preds-Kraken
>>151483117Mammoth was such a shit name.
>>151483117The concession stand is really cheap; that's probably where they all are >or taking a piss
>>151483117it's a sunday night
it's up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMax89gH_Iw
>>151483117That wasn't Gary's fault to be fair. He wanted the Yotes to stay but the retard owner fucked around too much.
>>151483149>>151483153sounds like mormon cope
>>151483081Good for you bud
>>151483072I can't believe I was wrong about the Yzerplan
>>151483141And they still didn't save themselves from a lawsuit, fuckin' hell
>>151483154debrusk is a numale. I wonder if he even plays
>>151483149Yeah I remember when they built LCA and tried to say everyone was walking the concourse instead of watching the game. That was a fucking lie.
>Bawwwston
>>151483081Tuesday or wednesday
>>151483117you can't really blame utah on gary, that was kinda out of his hand. you can tell because it's a relocation to a place that kind of makes sense as a place for a hockey team and not fucking houston or atlanta for the third goddamn time seriously why does he want a team there so badly
>>151483083Boobs on TV is a novelty. Looking up boobs online is easy but seeing some real nice cleavage in the hopes some editor forgot to cut a favorable angle or watching them bounce imagining the nipples is exciting.
Quack
my broons :(
>>151483264Market size. Pootah may fill an arena every once in a while but the real money is in merchandise
>>151483264The Atlanta Thrashers relocating was the exact same situation as the Phoenix Coyotes. We already have enough teams imo but if anyone gets a team it's Atlanta
McLarkin’s better
>>151483117Why would anyone want to watch their team play Boston?
>>151483324Go broons :(
TRUNK DOWNTUSKS UPTHAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO PUCK
>mammoth proportions They're going to use that line for the food at the Delta Center forever
nothing wrong with a clever pun
>>151483646People who use wordplay in order to seem clever should be punished!
>>151483619It's got my attention. What exactly are they offering "mammoth proportions" of?
>>151483646No, there's not, and I'll giggle about it every time
>>151483683pretzels
>>151483264Think of the jersey revenue goy
>>151483460Too many N's like you in Atlanta. It's fucking 77% nlack
>>151483531is that how bud pucked you?
Id follow garebear into battle
>>151484148
>>151483747I've seen bigger.
>>151484173>doesn't post anything biggerhah yah right bud you just a lying bitch we get it
>>>I've seen bigger.you lucky girl, you
>>151483747so they just took the dough from the top and added it to the bottom. lame
>>151480734Imagine being known for some memejump instead of going 1-5 with 4.30 GAA and .854, thought flames fans wanted a proper goalie instead of memes
>>151484047>conflating atlanta proper with metro atlanta
>>151484288must be bud1282 there
'mirin that ebony queen behind the ducks bench
trb once referred to xim/xerself as a "homecoming queen"
>most dangerous draw in Tucson
>>151484047The South as a whole is getting colonized by Midwestern homos so it's not as negrific as it was back then. Also you don't have to live in the city itself to support a nearby city's team
>>151484422And you admire him for his bravery? That's sweet
>>151484253canadians just like to give us things to laugh about
>this tiny Tucson crowdthat've probably had high school graduations that were more packed>don't ever move a team to Arizona ever again, Gary, it was pure folly
>>151484496wolfie is american tho
>>151484480>xhe rb attempt at a comebackkek
>>151484594What team does he play for?
>Monday is just beyond the horizon
>>151484707Settle down, Brenda.
Is the wolf (bust) poster from /vg/ here? I bet you are a ratfag
>>151484707TGIMA (thank god its monday again) is what I always say
>>151484661My flames butt you were laughing at wolfie specifically
Genuine question for Canadian hockey fans living in the PNW.Are you cheering for the Mariners or Blue Jays?
>the city of Utah
>>151485004>it's a state
>dime draw at Lake Tahoe 'eads
salt lake state
>the state of Salt
>>151484932muh reggies
I love mondays. One day closer to friday!
>>151485162
>>151480668My penguins :)
>>151485051>>151485076>>151485004Raped retard
Reffies in Utah starting to piss me off.
>>151485231good post
>>151485231Great post even
TRB: When the Chungus Began to HateAn official NHL presentation
>scoreless second intermission in Chiraq
lol, korpi
this anaheim chicago game is the most boring game i've seen since dead puck
>>151485519Thank you Gary
>>151485293Dreads kind of looks like JT Miller incognito.Hiding from the pumpkins, scary season for him.
>pootah shamoths
>it was 5-2
>it was 04/17/22
>>151485918Remember when you chimped out at bud and ever since then you've been known as the raped bitch?
if you think about it - we really are all canucks
>>151485918>ogopogohttps://youtu.be/5dwL8ESU97s
>>151486011I certainly do
>>151486011that was a good night kwarb
'eads>won 2 out of 3
>>151486011Remember when you forgot to take your meds?
>scoreless in Chicago
'aped>Bud1281
when connor bedard has a son he should name him connor bedard
>>151486029I thought about it and feel more Canadian now, you were right >I can understand bagged milk, it's not an amusement to me now... I've seen through the looking glass
>>151486029I'm all in.
Was that kid at the Chicago game double fisting a couple of bud lights?
Bagged milk is only an ontario and quebec thing desu
>>151486555I hope so.
>>151486564>he says as if there's more to Leafville than those two places.
>>151486564So I would find cartons in Vancouver and Calgary?
>>151486384He isn't having children
Connor Bedard is a child
>>151486624what's this play called
>>151486602Calgary we have plastic jugs and cartons depending on the volume you are buying. Vancouver has the same but also glass jars that you return and they re use
Might be over for my duckies
>>151486602Cartons and jugs here on the west coast.
>>1514866842 games
>>151486684It's called the "Give Pettersson such bad CTE he has no idea what he's doing anymore" play
>>151486708I like those reusable bottles. I wish we still had that here
>>151486708
>>151486881That rumor comes from the idea that Toronto represents all of Canada when that could not be further from the truth.
>rags
>>151486769Yah me too@garybring em back
>>151486708when i come to calgary im gonna eat at peters then go for a walk in the mountains while sipping a jug of milk
bedard should fight trouba
my red wings are looking pretty good!
>>151487068It would save so much plastic and plastic-covered cardboard from the waste stream >plus the occupation of Milk Man would be a thing again.. Either that or the milk drone would become an invention and perhaps reinvent society
>Dear Gary>Please move the Nashville Predators to the Atlantic division and move the Detroit Red Wings to the Central division>Thank you, Gary, very much, and God Bless
>>151487193How many wives are fucking milk drones?
>>151487294Not enough.
for me it's milk chutes
bedard is a milk drone
>>151487294The Milk Android would be fuckable, in theory, but who's going to fuck a drone aircraft?>IT CAN'T BE DONE, MADAM!!!!
>>151487387thoughts on your loss to mitch?
>the city of Bean Town
>>151487449Answer the leaf's question, trb
>>151487068Cool, I went to peters a few days ago. The milkshakes are pretty legit. For me it's coffee oreo :))
now that's good posture
DUCKS TIE IT UP
future captain mason mactavish
>>151487505don't have too many or you'll end up wearing size 39 pants
Only gays care about posture.
>>151487571>t. shrimp
FUCK THE HAWKS! LETS GOOOO
>>151487571my grandma cares about it
quack quack
>>151487626Hate to break it to you kid. Gramgram chews muff.
>>151487571You should care more, you could save yourself back pain later in life by fixing it now
>>151487656My posture's fine, I just don't care about it.
>>151487643what's he doing in 2007?
>>151487697Shopping for a new GameCube controller
>>151487697KotORII?
>>151487697being in a better time
>>151487789I wish time had ended in 2012. I'd kill to revisit those years
FUCK ducks lose :(
>the city of Anaheim
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
>>151487835bet he's popular in the locker room
>>151487835THAT'S MYBOI
>>151487835that gwg was all him with perfect hands in tight with 2 men on him
>>151485162that's a healthier mentality :)
>>151487853ducks had 50 2-on-1s in ot they have nobody to blame but themselves
so much for an exciting season
There’s a flames jersey at the blue jays game.
I don't enjoy /hoc/ when the bitch is posting in it and for this reason: I'm out
>anticlimactic
TUSKS UP
>>151488053That's where the kraken play
>>151488054
Win for the soulless Utah franchise expansion against the historic original 6 Bruins.
The Buffalo Sabres.
>>151488104move them to [a] Quebec City or [b] Atlanta
>extra time in Bakersfield
bedard is going to wait until near the end of the season and then sign for 10 million x 6 yearsbut the question is, with whom?
>ruins
>>151484551I liked when the Coyotes were in Phoenix. My parents would take us for family nights. Hotdog+drink with every ticket purchase. We’d get dinner and a hockey game every once in a while.>>151484763Is Tkachuk considered a rat? I was a fan of Bennett when we brought him up during playoffs and he held his own…then Calgary traded him. Then I started to enjoy Tkachuk’s hustle. Then Calgary hired fucking Sutter again and he made all our players wish they played for any other team.Such is life as a Calgary fan I guess
>>151488142Please let a occur
dreading monday lads
>>151488275
>>151488234then we'd have to move Columbus to [a] Houston or [b] Kansas City
Is Spencer Knight actually.... dare I say it? GOOD???
>>151488361>Good Knighthuomenta
>>151488401Huomenta but the opposite
tofino needs an nhl teamthey could be called the tofino tsunami for when the big earthquake happens and sends a tsunami that kills everybody in tofino
>>151488338move the cursed franchise to a as well
>>151488014There’s Vancouver jersey’s at a Vegas game versus Calgary. It seems to be a Canadian thing
>>151488438the cascade fault? yeah, we're all dead
>>151488438When I think of Tofino I think of those tacos.
>>151488471yep and it's likely to happen in the next 50 years or so, with a decent chance of sending 100+ foot waves overland. I wonder what Gary will do when all the nhl players who will be killed by it are dead. maybe he will finally have to consolidate the league into fewer teams. would be good for the league if so
>>151488468Could be, but casual watchers who don't know jack shit about hockey usually have no qualms about going to the thrift store and just buying and wearing whatever jersey they can so they feel like they fit in at the game.
>>151488610I once saw a little girl in a lucic jersey after he was arrested
nuckbros, we monkeypawd too hard
>>151488542Imagine if Filip Chytil is the sole survivor
>>151488852that's fine, we got this video of debrusk opening pokemon cards to cancel that one out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMax89gH_Iw
aside from sharks and habs, who is sp official /ourteam/?
>>151488914>rags
>>151488974Islanders.Thats kind of obvious
>>151488974utah
>>151488974Sydney ice dogs
>>151489064this is a Melbourne Mustang house
>>151489110only other choice outside the DOGS is the thunder
mormons unironically believe native americans used to be white israelites settlers who came to the americas but were cursed with dark skin for not obeying god.
>>151489256I mean, it's Southern Hemispherepuck, so>Straya and Zealnd league should combine>become a multi-national league, like the NHL, Strayagrow that game
>>151489303Its just good hockey
are the good guys the marners or blue jays ?
>>151489342I also recommend the Asia League>go Red Eagles Hokkaido
>>151489369marners
>>151489416why did they name their team that lol
I fucking miss this guy like you wouldn't believe
I thought they called them the expos not the roys
>>151489525who?
>>151489551another one of garys failed projects
>>151489525hockey does not belong in the desert
>>151489525
>>151489525RIP
>>151489303Distance is probably a factor on top of a limited budget from a much smaller market. There's the example of the Super Rugby international league, but they stick to the weekly game format of other football codes.
>>151489576AHERM *taps sign*
>>151488974Solar Bears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQlWS9MQdDsit's up!
>>151489677Love me Sola' Bea's
BUSINESS IDEA: Start translating hockey romance novels into mandarin
>>151489700damn shannon looks walled
>>151489631
business idea: asking
>>151489731thanks gary
>>151489731rude american
>Brampton Steelheads won>Rouyn-Noranda Huskies won >Plzen won>Berlin Ice Bear won>Krakow won>Detroit won>Idaho Steelheads won>Slovan Bratislava won We've had a full day, haven't we, /hoc/>yes, indeed; time for some shut eye
>>151489797no one asked
>>151489797>gary's team>lost
Our jetties scored 6 points today, that's more than any NHL team scored
Hey trb how about that time bud1?
Utah is 3-0-0 since Tusky debuted
>>151489293neat
>pacific hourspros.real /hoc/ talk.oc tier 1 memescons.drunk agressive atlantic retards
>>151489895TOOT TOOT
>>151489917That's a worthy trade
>>151489895I like his mohawk
>>151489895sovl
I should have been in bed an hour ago
>>151490044but you wouldnt have struck dubs
>>151489525lol i was gifted premium /hoc/ tickets for a yotes game visiting my hasbs and invited a buddy to go to the gamewe went for beers before the game and another buddy joinedhe asked us if we could name a single player on the yoteswe couldn't
i think tom wilsons hit was fine, just a bit late
playoff teams if the playoffs started today, over 70 games early.
>>151490222checked
>>151490222>canes on pace for over 160 points
i think JFK's secret service was fine, just a bit late
>>151490222checked>canes>laffs>hasbs>craps...>cucklordado>marners>jests>tuskies
>>1514902224 of the top 5 western teams didn't exist 10 years go
>>151490308https://youtu.be/s3qndXvBmr0?list=RDs3qndXvBmr0
>>151490308
>>151490308relocations will continue until morale improves
>>151490222my debbies :)
Wolf has 1 off day and /hoc/ pounces That's how you know he's elite
>>151490393that's how you know some faggot never shuts the fuck up about him and can't handle one night of banter in return
>>151488499Tacofino is legit incredible
>>151490412>some faggot [that] never shuts the fuck up [...] and can't handle one night of banterreminds me of trb and 04/17/22
>>151490412I'm not a faggot tho
burgers we give you call-garyyou give like iowa or twin citiesdeal?
off day more like off month at this point kek
>>151490451kwarb
>>151490474sure
>>151490474said the faggot
What if the Islanders owner would offer a loss next game to get one of his kids? Would he accept that trade or would he get exposed as a liar?
>>151490474>Citation needed
>>151490583that guy really needs to just go bald, damn that's rough looking
>>151490583Also either let it grow out and put it in a ponytail or shave that shit off.
>>151490615I'm a flames fan
debrusk's favourite pokeman is kyogre
Marner bros...
raidies got raped kwab knights play tomorrow :)
>>151490474
Are the nucks the most maga canadian team?
>>151490690Nice way to say you're retarded
>>151490792who's the 2025 aziz ansari?
>>151490583Looks and dresses like a store manager at a kinkos
>>151490792there is some obscure team called canadiens
oilers and ruins lost
>>151490792nooo! not garland too! it's over
>>151490792mb ignore my>>151490859 post im drunk
>>151490800So what :)
we don't admit fault or concede here newbitch
what if by "no bs" miller didn't mean "no bullshit" but rather "no BumpkinS"
>>151490618it's so easy to just put on a little hat
>>151490895
>>151490895if I lose an argument I just close the /hoc/ and wait for the next thread
how did we go from a league where the players drank heavily and showed up out of shape to training camp to a league where players are opening pokemon cards?
>>151490222Reddit tier post. Wasted get
why is the wolf fag chimping? something happen?
>>151490948Y'all still care about gets?
>>151490948
>>151490946
you wasted a heckin get
rollin for old times
>>151490978>>151490979thoughts on your loss to mitch?
every post number is a scoragami
wheres jen
>>151490946/hoc/ is both of these
>>151491003
>>151490946at least in canada it was when they stopped selling pseudo-ephedryn allergy drugs LOTS of hoc players boom and bust on it
>>151491175based, now everyone can experience canadian hockey
>>151491228>hockey de toilettes
>>151491228would you try to eat the puck or shit in the net first?
>>151491246you seem upset
>>151491257eh? i'm just here trying to shoot the shit mate
>>151491175this would only be fun if there was another guy opposite you that you could play against
N
>>151491283I challenge you to a duel.
>>151491370It's like I'm seeing double!Four Marners!
>>151491370>who marners first?
U
M
>>151491379>>151491402we don't call those that here now
>>151491500What is nova scotia
>>151491517
>>151491500its batshit that one country or the other didn't make it a priority to secure both sides of the lakes
>>151491542lakes?im more into mountain and ocean
>>151491491yes we do copey you dumb piece of marner
geology is boring as fuck
>>151491542in the 1700s european explorers and early americans used the ohio river to travel inland. most of the area around the great lakes was uncharted wilderness. it wouldnt be until the very late 1790s early 1800s that americans would finally make it to present day chicago.
>>151491566oh no we don't we call those roys now
Rocks 4 Jocks
>>151491594nah geology tells you where you can drill oil
>>151491619
>>151491620end it all, copester
>>151491619we call it chicongo now
>>151491634worked
>>151491667work it work it copey
>>151491594for me it's alchemy, wizardry, sorcery, thermatology, and electricity
>>151491679what would each NHL team practice
>>151491594
>>151491679sorcery is based
>>151490746
>>151491679you realise electricity is real whereas the other bullmarner is what your pentecostal grandma told you?
>>151491714
>>151491728
>>151491728Woah that guy looks smart
i'm alright now but last week I was in rough shape
>>151491667we already knew that you had nothing, copey
>>151491780head back to the drawing board and give that another shot bud
Nucksisters... I think it's finally our year
maybe on planet retard
>>151491846your year of ending the season at 87 points
golden knights
>>151484907/mariners
>>151484907real answer is the poo jays. you see bloo jays hats everywhere
>>151491542>what was the war of 1812
>>151491904>thinking an american has any sense of history
>>151491904you tell me
>>151491904>what was the war of 1812
>>151491904so you don't know
>>151491930It's a mission in Age of Empires 3 where Americans invade the penis area of the map
>>151491955florida was spanish retard
>>151484907the mariners were the first big league team my dad ever took me to see. they are easily the team i have seen live 2nd most after >my nuckies.
>>151491955>aoe3KWAB we're an age of empires ii genny
>>151491990>20$
taking a look at the 2026 draft class and yeah youd have to be insanely retarded to not play bad on purpose this season. any of the top 4 picks are fantastic choices. great news for us flameschads
>>151491904stand down bud
>>151491904
not another night of the bladensburg abyss
reminder
playan pokemon za
Me wangz
>>151492194they've won 5 games in a row
can the next thread be tusky or hockey themed
Our canesies :) are doing pretty good>>151492184BASED
>>151492251eat cock discount finnish randy
>>151492255Ladies first.
>>151492258>nou kwadfrb
>>151492255alanders are sweeds bud
who's this medieval nigga
>>1514922711993
>>151492251they play the knights tomorrow
>>151492288Is copey gonna have another meltie?
>>151492271aylanders are most certainly not swedes
>>151492249i vote for tusky theme
>>151492291like you would knowthey literally speak swedish bud
>everyone who speaks english is english
>>151492290lurk more tranny i don't have melties.
list of /hoc/ posters who have melties:dylantrbbudsamir
you know samir is worked when he starts name dropping himself
end of thread reminder we do indeed still call them marners.
>>151492237Hell yea
you could hear ruins chants on the broadcast
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