Seattle Mariners at Toronto Blue Jays >>151487134
>>151488518Metsiners
Leafbros... I don't feel so good...
Ms rally
go phillies
KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
blow jays kek
Time for the retards to forget how to pitch a strike.
Suck it jays :)
The bullpen blowing it would be a fitting end to the season.
>randyh-he's fast!!!
RRRRAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSPEEDSPEEDSPEEDSPEED
Yep its over
Time to turn off our brains
5 wasnt nearly enoughIts overIm outta here
>blowpenThese dudes are not entering the game ready, the coaching fucking sucks
we gonna blow this lead arent we
God fucking dammit Schnieder
what are we jerking off to after this?
Come on, Mariniggas. Get to this shit pen already
I'll be happy if the Mariners pull this off. But never underestimate their ability to screw things up.
just get your sluggers to slap hit, and you'll win
COBRA KAICOBRA KAICOBRA KAICOBRA KAICOBRA KAI
>dat bullpen erawew lads
if Naylor tried that run, he would've been thrown out at second...still salty he attempted that run to third in game 4
Toronto fans tying their bandanas around their wrists looking mighty zesty
None of these teams are clutch, Doyers are winning another championship again bros
jays needed 10 runs.its over
>>151488604Agreed. Fat people need to know their place.
varland is good enough to get them to the 8th... just in time for little to come in
is this all the white pipo left in Canada in one place?
>>151488608This is basically the zestiest ALCS ever
I don't care if the Doyers destroy the Jays 10-0 every game for a sweep. Let's just get to the show.
how does the ump know where the strike zone is when it's literally invisible?
>>151488590Which historically chokey team will choke harder?
does shoe on head werk?
>>151488629they don't
>>151488621Thats racist.
>>151488586Some milf tits
>>151488586black men's messages in my sniffies inbox
>3 run game>3 innings left for M'sI'm gonna head out for chicken and when I come back I expect the score to be tied, if not flipped
crawford is so terrible kek
>>151488611The Blue Jay hit good pitching. Dodgers would be big favourites but the Jay would at least make it a series.
I love how these threads just get filled with more and more retards as the postseason goes on
>>151488629It’s similar to the concept of the puck.
>>151488662Kek
Do they not have anyone to pinch hit for Crawful?
Mariners bros tell me, how the fuck do we have such terrible players on the team and we're in the playoffs? What is the math?
reminder
>>151488635ask yer mum
Hahaha Mememiners are gonna blow it. No champ DNA in their blood. Only their superiors, the Chadstros are the cream of the crop. About to drop a series to a fucking Leaf.
>>151488647His dad played in the CFL. Mediocrity runs deep in his bloodline.
>>151488624noall the yts live out east in the maritime provinces or west in the prairies
>>151488641
>>151488653
Baseball fans absolutely hate the idea that other sports have good games and seasons or that fans of those sports enjoying eating those sports instead of baseball. They are sports totalitarians. To the average baseball fan, the only point of sports is for baseball to be on every channel and for everyone else to be sad about it. They don’t understand why there are fans of other sports. If every other sport in the the world was eradicated and the entire sports industry just became 26 versions of baseball on every channel and stream, baseball fans would just smile and say ‘baseball’ to themselves over and over and they’d never get bored.
>>151488680Believe it or not the guys who hit actually play defense when their team isn’t hitting.
Women owe me(n) sex.
my doggies would buzz saw both of these faggot teams
>>151488647He's a top 10 hitting shortstop
>>151488683Context?
>bearnigger jinxed it for the marinersKEK
God dammit IKF at least work some pitches ffs
>>151488703yes. and femboys owe me sex as well
More outs from pop fly's than anything else this game
Ohtani is gonna feast on this bum ass pitching. Do you guys have even one good LHP? What's the record for most postseason homers?
>>151488684Is Frazier in the playoffs now? Is he even in the league anymore?
>>151488683This can't not be porn.
>>151488699>If every other sport in the the world was eradicated and the entire sports industry just became 26 versions of baseball on every channel and stream, baseball fans would just smile and say ‘baseball’ to themselves over and over and they’d never get boredThis but unironically
Bastardo with the heat
>>151488739He’s a psychiatrist m8
gayest ball cap I've ever seen
>bedazzled hatgo the straight jays!
>>151488754fucking lel
springer should not be playing
>>151488699this is true but also half of american football fans aren't even aware that other sports exist
BLOWGAYSKEKBLOWGAYSKEKBLOWGAYSKEKBLOWGAYSKEKBLOWGAYSKEKBLOWGAYSKEK
>>151488740Porn is illegal in korea. The most they have is softcore, and you need to enter your ID to view it.
Seattle is too chill to riot. Expect massive street party if we win tonight. >antifags will try and use this
Every game with the Jays is just trying to hit as many runs as possible before our bullpen give them up.
>>151488699>enjoying eating those sportsamerican moment
>getting 1-2-3'd by a guy named bizzaro this isn't real life
So I guess to beat the Dodgers is literally just get to their bullpen? Their starters are saving Doyers from choking honestly lol
Springer is dedGood on him for still trying to play though
>>151488754A frontier psychiatrist?
Springer looks like his knee boutta snap every swing
>>151488683Sauce?
>>151488699>26 versions of baseball on every channel and stream...go on...
>>151488770Damn that’s sick I want one
Bazardo is good
>mariners coming alive and jays jobbing it at the end
BDSM is based. Go Mariners.
What's up with not tagging runners? Did the rules get changed? They're not tagging anyone with the ball. It's in the damn rules.
>>151488767This. So much this.Hit him in the face.
>>151488783that boy needs therapy
>>151488770least homosexual canadian
>>151488772>>151488740It's Taiwanese, and it's a promo for something lame. I thought it was porn too, and I wanted those two tall guys to spit roast her.
My Windians would be going to the series if we kept Josh Naylor let that sink in
>>151488699I'm not reading all of that.
Springer is cooked, put him to pasture and call up a guy from AAA
>>151488781problem is dodgers starters are elite and they have roki to close
>>151488787Be a real shame if he got hit in the knee again
>>151488800all according to plan
>>151488802BPD wrote this message
>>151488823they'll have bichette be the dh if they go to the ws
our year leafbros
>refball cuck is bored during commercial break caused by a yellow flag, since Davonkus doesn’t know how to stand in a straight linewhile L’Sneed blew out his kneeBack to your genny
Wow nice throw retard
>>151488769Someone tried to make that pasta but for football but it doesn't make sense, replace it with baseball and it makes so much sense even the replies from baseball fans agree with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQMIjFDNjs4
>>151488825Roki is dog shit
>>151488802impressive. very nice. let's see her BMI
>>151488826At this rate he won't need to to be out for the rest of the PS
>>151488780Is it bizarro real life?
>>151488802So cringe and performative. She probably had chatGPT write this
Why don’t the Jays starters and the Mariners bullpen join forces to defeat Ohtani?
Where in WA state are you other Mariner fans from?
>>151488802unfathomably hot
>4patriotsSlaps flag to anything and you will sell everything
they need little
>>151488781Their bullpen issues are overblown. They have been good in the playoffs with the rise of Sasaki.
>>151488846kek
what the hell are the mariners doing, just let them throw balls
>>151488802girls who are really into freaky shit don't write stuff like this lol. This is "I'm having a manic episode and just read 50 shades of grey"
>>151488855i'm from monroe
Why does he keep blowing into his hand?
>>151488855the Idaho part.
Why do they Japanese even want to play in the mlb when they have their own league?
>>151488802Only virgins think this is hot
>>151488879Strikeout chads
>>151488883Check his lungs for sticky stuff
>>151488890Probably the millions of dollars
>>151488890Money
>>151488890Some people want to play at the highest level, and it's currently the MLB.
>>151488855Federal Way
>>151488855The Seattle part.
>>151488840Uh, this is baseball
>>151488855Deez Monies
>>151488890Can NPB offer 100m+ contracts?
Why doesn't the pitcher throw underhand?
little up in the bullpen
>>151488890why do the chinks buy all your property when they have their own country?
>>151488890anime
>>151488845yet they've only lost 1 game despite starting in the wild card
Varland redemption inning
Meme bros we lost. Wake me up in 25 years.
>>151488840
It's never been more over, emmies.
>>151488855Everett
>>151488844Holly shit the Sportnet broadcast just played this song after pop up.
still within choking distance for the jays but neither of these teams beating the doyers ever
>>151488855Kent
varland is the only one in the bullpen i trust to not blow a 3 run leadbut still have 2 long innings to go
>>151488944You go to many Aquasox games?
>>151488922The 'Couv
Imagine Little comes in and strikes out the side
>>151488883he imagines its a pp
>>151488855Olympia
>>151488855Point Roberts
>>151488855Vancouver
>>151488802This shit isn't even interesting, you're just interacting with a dumbass loser
>>151488923>Yanagita Yuki from the Fukuoka Softbank Hawks, agreed to a salary of ¥620 million ($5.46 million USD) for the 2022 season becoming the highest paid position player in NPB’s history.
>>151488802Two days later she'll have a meltdown and air all your dirty laundry because you kissed her without consent
>>151488855Does Astoria, OR count?
>there are 4chan users in my neighborhood :S
>>151488958I really hope schneider sends him out there
>>151488953Dominguez and Hoffman due up I imagine
>>151488958Fuck off schneider
It was fun while it lasted, seattlebros.
>>151488954I didn't make any this season, but I have in the past.Don't get me started on stadium drama.
>>151488518Blue gays
>>151488954Nobody goes to Aquasox games except for churches and corporate teambuilding events, kek
>>151488958Ok now what
so will the Mariners choke game 7 at home?
>>151488802How do people get off on this
>>151488927why didnt your family stay in mexico ?
>>151488973No but nice town, wouldn’t mind retiring there
>>151488994seems unlikely
>>151488518>mariners Bros I don't feel so good...
why doesn't the batter swing up and down
>>151488844I prefer the zappa version
Why do Canadians come here? Don't you have your own image boards?
>>151488994Game 7 would be at Rogers.
What's the dumbest decision or situation a baseball team has been a part of?
Schneider here. When do I put Little in?Thanks.
>>151489013He should flip the bat around and swing with the handle
>>151488802I’m not reading all that
>>151489004My grandparents did that and live there. It's pretty cool
>>151489004It’s supremely cozy
>>151489024After Hoffman blows it
>>151489021Integration of blacks
>>151489017You’d think all those Indians would be able to whip something up for them.
UGHH!
i want heidi gardner to tape my hands behind my back, put me in a chastity cage, verbally humiliate me, and dispense creamy tan fecal matter all over my writhing face
CHARGE THE MOUND
Oh not this goblin
dirty play
You're supposed to hit him higher than that
First Springer now Vlad, I think it's time to throw at Poolio's head
>>151489042t. ty cobb
Score a couple more here.
comon fatso, make him pay
>hits his armor for zero damageKWAB
>>151488994Baseball is retarded and used a 2-3-2 set up
Streamfags on another planet rn
RETALIATE
>>151488855Checked. In Portland, Seattle’s deadbeat little brother that always needs a few bucks.
kirkey!
Raleigh vs Ohtani who wins?
>>151489043That's what I was thinking. I want them to know they are in enemy territory. This is an American image board. Hear that, leafs?
>>151489078less travel = better baseball playedformat seems fine to me unlike NBA/NHL with their retarded and excessive travel format.
>>151489080No I still have to share a planet with Canadians unfortunately
Schneider got bullied into using hoff lololol
>>151489089Judge, the best player in baseball
>>151488855Portland anon
>>151488833When I started banging her she had a bf. She dumped him to focus on me and we aren't even dating. Just Dom/sub. Lmao.>>151488851>>151488881Well, I do abuse the shit out of her and she loves it. Don't know what to tell you. On Friday I was destroying her asshole while she whimpered, cried and begged for me to stop and I just ignored her. She liked that.Gonna make her get "Sir" tattooed on her neck. I told her and she agreed happily. Lol. Lmao.>>151488998Being high test and loving dominance.
WHOOPS! VLADDY SCORES!
Can't believe I missed the fight.
I want to die
>memeners
I don’t like Vargas’s appearance
what the fuck
>>151489107Has Judge ever struck out 10 and hit 3 homers in one game?
okay that's what, the fourth error?
deary me
Loved the hustle there from Vladdy
a raleighian defensive play
Kwabiners
what is this game
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES GET FUCKED KEKINERS GET FUCKED KEKINERS GET FUCKED KEKINERS GET FUCKED KEKINERS YES YES YES YES YES UES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
lmaooooo
jesus christ...
>mariners
yeah Ms would get dogwalked by doyers lul
OOF
MVP MY ASSJUDGE WOULD NEVER MAKE AN ERROR LIKE THAT
holy shit the mariners just cannot defend
They should have walked Ernie.
LOL Mariners love making egregious errors when it counts.
A Dominican stealing, could you be any more of a stereotype
I'm not gay but I'm really horny and would probably fuck a twink right now.
varsho is kinda ass
>>151489089Ohtani would feast on their lineup. Their pitching is weak overall and they have no good LHP. Cal is gonna get shut down. Doyers pitching is just too good.
MVP MVP MVP
>Your MVP, sir
>>151489154They just did
yeah that's game. I'll see you all tomorrow.
Mariners are lowkey ass and this series should already be over if it wasn’t for Schneider
>>151489143irrelevant
>>151489091It gives the lower seed a major advantage. If they take just 1 road game off the away higher seed they can end the series with 3 straight home games. 2-2-1-1-1 means a split in the first two games still requires the lower seed to take another road game.
>>151489124He’s gotten a better OPS, OBS, BA, SLF, and WAR despite playing at a less valued position.
>>151489160bumble has some pretty good trannies honestly
>>151489155more like Eugenious erros
Is that the second wild pitch that led to a home run in the series?
Mariners sisters I feel sick
Going back to the football game, this is over. Ms just don't have that luck tonight
let ernie get the cycle you cowards
>old school intentional walkKWAB
game 7 is a win for the doyers
Commentator said Indians>Commentator said IndiansCommentator said Indians>Commentator said IndiansCommentator said Indians>Commentator said IndiansCommentator said Indians>Commentator said IndiansCleveland bros there's hope
>>151489131>>151489132>>151489114BASED ERROR, WE TAKE ITAlso love to see them pitch away from Ernie Clement
how has nobody mentioned this giganigga yet? his shoulders are huge lmao
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Absolutely Felted
Yes load the bases, brilliant strategy. The Mariners are losing intentionally. It's fixed.
Brutal game by Raleigh
>>151489107Let's get Judge's take on this
I call it bold and Brash
Thanks ump
call was made
Clement with a 100% onbase percentage
umps rigged this game
>>151489169>too bad mvp votes are already cast>good thing mvp votes are already cast
real humans think this shitty fatass catcher is MVP lol
>>151489153kek
Going back to pokemon legends, my M's just don't have it tonight
>>151489180>meaningless nerd statsOhtani is literally a pitcher AND a hitter and he's about to win a second ring
>>151489160Just walk a few minutes away from your home Portlandanon
>More like, Trash
>>151489153are you intentionally running this through a VHS filter?
>>151489183heh
Cal is the worst catcher I have ever seen. He just turned a strike into a ball by sitting too far to the right. Does he know where home plate is?
>marishitsLooks like the nintendo reddits lost the momentumThis is embarrassing , shuttle shouldn’t even be in the postseason , they suck>xeattleoids thought this was an mvpSo who's the real MVP of the American League? Because Toronto has made fools out of Judge and Raleigh.. hint. It’s Vladdy Guerrero VLADAMIR >>>> RaleighWow all the xeattle fans vacated the game threadsInteresting, maybe they’re playing their Nintendo Wii 2 nowShittle is a shithole heh..AHAHAHHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHSHITTLE JUST GOT FUCKING RAPEDMY SIDESAHAHAHHAHAGO THE FUCK BACK TO SHITTLEGETFUCKINGBTFOBLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!THE NINTENDO REDDITS ARE GOING TO FUCKING LOSEAHAHAHAHAHAH SHITTLE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING ONIONS BOY LIBKEK FAGGOTSTHE NINTENDO REDDITSI JUST CANTMEIN SIDES>the Nintendo Reddits everyone
>they were up 2 games
>Matt Trash
>>151489192$10,000 fine right there
>>151489179Or just win that next game at home
>>151489124Ohtani is amazing, but make no mistake, Judge is definitively the best hitter in the league.
Mariner's catcher is giving me Oilers flashbacks with how he's flopping around
SAVE ME NINTENDO
>>151489228filter?
>>151489198THEY'RE LOSERSTHEY'RE GAY
>>151489179>If they take just 1 road game off the away higher seed they can end the series with 3 straight home gamesHe higher seed should play better then
Are the Mariners just jetlagged or something? This is easily their worst play of the series
>>151489215to be fair, geno should be stopping that
>Mariners will never even get to the World Series. It's Joever and I'm Bidone.
>>151489201Based judge.I like him even more now.
>2 walks into bases loadedIt's TIME
I thought memeiners were supposed to have decent pitching
Fuck cow
>>151489231Are you the batt flipper from 2017?
Do you guys think Ohtani is an LGTBQ+ ally ??
>it’s Nintendover
>>151489201He’s so humble. >>151489222He’s about to get carried to a second chip. He’s Kersh if Kerch was able to fuck up half the series and have 1 good outing.
Jays-Dodgers World Series is gonna be UNWATCHABLE. I fucking despise snd hate LA and Canada. I'm gonna root for an asteroid to hit this planet
Yes walk another, Faginers. Brilliant. Einstein is jealous.
>>151489201The judge could crush shithei's skull with his bare hands
>>151489242Better hitter maybe but not a better player
>>151489219my gf on the right
>Bases loaded lmao
does he know he's supposed to aim for strikes
LIGHTS... TOO BRIGHT!!!
Based Jays
>>151489255Why bother being the higher seed when being the lower seed is objectively a better position to be in? The only reason higher seeds win more often is that they are better teams. The same flaw exists in best of 5s that go 2-2-1.
It's ichirover
BRASH LOADED THE BASESBRASH… MORE LIKE… BELONGS IN THE TRASH!
Pretty cringe play by Cal
Imagine not replacing IKF with Davis in that situation.
>Mariners v Jays>8th inningIt’s the witching hour
Kino Game 7 tomorrow, Manfred wins.
great decision to have another team to ruin baseball
Mariners are a bunch of jj putzes
>>151489201class act tbqhwy
>>151489289The Ms use the Wimp-Lo art of fighting.
>>151489305geg
>up 2 away games in a 2-3-2 formatif they choke this and don't make the ws how can they live this down
who are these three assholes?
>>151489285No argument with that, WAR be damned.
>>151489286I fucked her
>>151489201I really wish this dude was on a team I hate even a little bit less
>>151489337based schizo
>>151489336They will suck on Bruce Harrel's toes and praise rapists.
What happened to Cal?
>>151489337sex with evanna
>>151489336It would be fitting for the history of the xheattle mariners
Cal get your bigass up there and hit a dinger.
>>151489310I'm assuming having the defensive player in the game is more important at this point
>>151489351I pity the Stankees at this point.
If the Mariners win I’ll post it
I enjoyed the Xfinity rabbit commercial.
>>151489351yea he's really a likeable guysucks he's on the yanks is all
>>151489356He's a fat retard.
Skydome is really cool. don't tell me they're ever planning on demolishing it.
Everyone knows Judge is the MVP. Manfred is pretending it's close to manufacture intrigue. There is no debate.
rogers made schneider put in little to throw it to sell tickets for game 7i just can't prove it
>>151489357Ivanka, get it right
>>151489389judge_fielding.webm
>>151489372IKF is a 3rd baseman. Davis arguably an upgrade defensively at 2nd base.
Anyone else unironically miss these unis? [Spoiler]was anyone old enough to remember them? [/Spoiler]
Can we just admit Cal Raleigh is a lucky hack?
>>151489386They just did a bunch of renovations to appeal to casuals who don't want to sit through a whole game
DUMPER NO DUMPING
>>151489405>judge_fielding.webmHe should be a DH, and move to the mets.
Based Hoffman, best in the game
cow has to be the most over rated player in the game right now
PLUGGED AGAIN
>>151489397That explains everything
what does cal raleigh actually DO?
>>151489400sorry
Mariners will have a 7 run 2nd inning tomorrow
>>151489337Jamie has been in the trenches
>>151489413>60 HRs>luck
>>151489412I remember them, I do not miss them
>>151489427He swings
>judge>YankeesRENT FREEAND NEVER FORGET THE 27 RINGS, BITCHES
>>151489423just like Gambletani and Fudge
>>151489412I have the hat from 2010
>>151489412really dumb idea to move away from the classic logo
>Saving Little for game 7
fuck
>>151489312Kekiners look mentally defeated. They're gonna get destroyed tomorrow.Blue Jays - Dodgers WS here we go
>>151489435He had one good season.
>>151489430And lose in extra innings
>>151489412terrible logoI had a few hats
>>151489435magnets
can none of these niggers throw strikes, like just throw strikes
any momentumswingers???
>>151489423HE'S 28!?!?!?!??!?!?I thought he was 48.
>>151489412No. The baby blues are top tier though.
>>151489427He drives.
Mariners shade of green is so fucking disgusting. Looks like algae or pond scum.
>>151489412How could I forget? I loved these, much better quality than the ones they have now.
He has sign stealing equipment in his humongous ass
>>151489411I think it's better to do the straight defensive sub than take IKF out just for one davis AB
The umpire is calling this game like he usually depends on the strike box they show on TV broadcasts but he can’t see it now so he doesn’t know what to do
How many innings is game 7 going?
Judge>humble and extremely inoffensive Ohtani>gambling, real estate fraud, dogeza’d in the naked position to join the local doyersYet the media takes any chance to suck up to this bozo
>>151489452He's been pretty good for a couple years and has improved every year
I miss Gigachad Gregg Zaun.
>>151489412awful, one of worst logos in history
>>151489488and this why robo umps should take over next year
We goin' back to Seattle baby yeah!
>>151489476Based
>>151489477PLUGGED
>>151489490Ohtani is Japanese so it's impossible for him to be evil
What team would the modern homosexual man root for
Cal is the Brady Anderson of the this generation. He will regress back
>>151489491I used to watch him on the Tacoma Rainers.
>>151489480Davis would have had more power in that at bat AND be equal or better defensively.
JEFFMAN SWEEP
>>151489473It's turquoise (between blue and green) and it's the only thing they do consistently right.
The Dodgers will bootybust both these teams
>>151489473Teal is based regardless of this fraudulent baseball team.
>>151489528sea foam
Look at hoff go. Can’t believe schneider thought little was the move last game
I apologize for all the shit I talked about Hoffman earlier, at least he's not a lost cause like Little is.
>>151489517Who?
>>1514894891, my Jaysies win right away
>FOHK OHFF
>>151489516The Dodgers
>>151489532Teal is such a 90s color.
I need a heckin grand salami
>>151489456>terrible logoFor the record, it was replacing this.
>>151489536it's a 4 run lead, i don't trust him with a 1 run or 2 run lead
>>151489530It's gonna be a bloodbath.
We're goin to game 7 bois
Nobody in this world asked for a fucking DodJays WS
Ketchup chips on chicken burger
>>151489516Yanks
>beau bichette out >springer's knee is still hurting him Jays limping to the world series.
>>151489559I like that one a lot more
wouldn't it be funny if the mariners or jays swept the dodgers
>>151489572It's ok, we'll shoot down the Dodger's charter before game 3
>>151489572Spinger means jumper lolMore like Limper.
>>151489567And yet the world delivered it for me, specificallyThe only way it could be improved is the Doyers having a Hololive Night
well at least we have Sam Darnold. amirite fellow Seattlites
>Mexicans/Japanese vs CanadiansManfred officially does not give a fuck about the american audience. I'm done watching.
>>151489538A guy that hit over 50 home runs in a season once in his career and never made it close to that mark again.
>>151489586Yes
>>151489567>Nobody in this world asked for a fucking DodJays WSwell we're getting it.
>mariners win, we get a west coast WS. Everyone on the east coast has to stay up late to watch>blue jays win, Americans will have to root for the dodgers against the Canadian teamIm torn. I wonder which scenario will produce the most chaos
>>151489563Hoffman going 1-2-3 in the playoffs is like winning the world series for this 'pen.
>>151489586yes
So what are our shitposting names for each team? Here are the ones I know:Dodgers = Doggie DoosYankees = StankeesPhillies = PhilthiesBlue Jays = Blows GaysPadres = PoodresBrewers = Pooers/Sewers/Literally whoersMariners = Kekiners
>>151489559That’s one buff bird
>chips on sandwich
Any true Mariners fan knows this series was not ending before 7. Buckle up birds, we're going 12 innings minimum tomorrow.
>>151489559>we want the pokemon/pony audience
>>151489603Seethe
>>151489609and I'm not watching it
>>151489582topkek
why doesnt shohei ohtani play for seattle it would be a shorter flight home to japan?
>>151489610Definitely the US vs Canada shitposting.
i gotta quit gambling
>>151489620
cal is the posterchild for mustaches not being right for everyone
>>151489620Yeah what’s up with that >>151489630>malding venezolANO
>>151489603Last year was the doyers and stankees who are hardly white. Get cucked
>>151489630oh no!!!!!!!
Fucking do not bring out Drake for the World Series jays. Drake is a fucking faggot and I hate him so much.
the truth is neither team has a chance against the dodgers
Feeling good about the Mariners.
>>151489610Blue Jays visiting the White House would really be something.
BACK THE FUCK UP BITCH
LMAO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151489617I made that image years ago. how the time flies
>>151489630Who asked you?
trying to kill springer before game 7, smart move
Springer lul
George's knee is killing him.
flop
>>151489673kek I doubt they'd get an invite
>>151489610>Rush Hour 4
>>151489665Do rappers even care about beisbol
>>151489665You guys should bring out Bieber instead.
Vargas looks like Nick Kyrgios so I hate him
why even put in springer?
>>151489630good
Go Jays
Springer should lose his bat into the dugout
>>151489686He looks more awkward than Giancarlo Stanton. Probably shouldn’t be in the game
>>151489703his knee has been giving him problems all night jesus fuck take him out
jays gettin sweept tomorrow
>>151489692
Unfortunately whoever wins this is just going to be scenery for another dodgers world series.What's the chance for a salary cap in mlb?
Fuck these Seattle cucks trying to hurt George again, butthurt fags that think the Astros prevented them from not being losers in 2017. Hope their loser franchise blows it
that springer injury is not gonna save the mariners. they are done. I don't even know who to root for. I might just go watch football or something
>>151489709Nice. Now choke her.
>>151489665>>151489695I've got a better idea.
>>151489693some still doNas is a huge fan of my Metsies, Killer Mike supports the Braves and El P likes the YanksNelly and the Cards if you wanna go back even further
>>151489673There’s no way Trump will let that happen
We're still winning the series leafs :)
Bros, I probably have weird body dysmorphia and some kind of eating disorder. I get pretty extreme IBS before running which I use to my advantage to empty myself out and "make weight". I always get an extreme fear of failing my run and it makes my nervous. I always run one mile for the max speed my treadmill goes (10 mph so a 6 min mile) then catch my breath for 5 minutes and run for 60-90 minutes after which is the main weight killer. I think I overate tonight though. I tend to run heavy and put on a lot of sweat clothes to really drain myself and force sweating during my running. I also chew gum and spit on a rag to lower my body weight as well via dehydration. I have to run tomorrow as part of my schedule. Do I run tonight and maybe even do some self induced vomiting to keep my weight under control tonight? I don't know if I can do my routine tomorrow if I run tonight but I doubt I can get back to ideal weight tomorrow even after a full day of defecating from the IBS.
>>151489673wouldn't they go to the Canadian PMs office?
Christina Hendricks or Hannah Waddingham?
>>151489722>What's the chance for a salary cap in mlb?0%. The players will not allow it.
>>151489751Hannah
>>151489735They're touring again next year
>>151489745how would trump steal the trophy that way?
>>151489741sure.
>>151489630manfred fucked around and found out
>>151489735RIP Neil Peart, but yea Geddy Lee would be a great mascot/ambassador
BJ grand slam inc
>>151489743I'm gonna eat some more Halloween candy. 100 Grands are goooooood.
It's either gonna be Beanies vs Predditors or Beanies vs Canjeets world series.
>>151489743you worry me, anoni speak from experience when i say that torturing yourself like this is not going to make you happy
Jays bring in Nickelback
>>151489735No Neil, no dealhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X8b8C6OpZg
Alright one more shot for leaf choke, i watched this long might as well see it through
>>151489766Peart had a hard life
I’m just glad the Brewers lost
>>151489745
>>151489559Sovl
football and baseball tomorrow night seattlebros
im seeriously concerned seattlefags might ropeJays are toronto 3rd most popular teammariners are all seattle has...
>>151489709Damn, Grok really let herself go.
>not wanting dodgers vs blue jays so the Kendrick Lamar vs Drake rivalry can be reignited
>>151489743you have an eating disorderyou are going to destroy your kidneys if you carry on this way
>>151489751> Hannah WaddinghamThanks for turning me onto this slag. She's milftastic.
>>151489821but kenny won
>>151489813>Canadian Masonic rap
>>151489709gayest thing i've ever read on this site
>>151489821why would i care about that im a white man with a job
>>151489821I have no idea who those people are
>>15148969021 Americans, 1 Dominican, 1 Cuban, 1 Mexican, 1 Venezuelan>1 Canadian
>>151489788They're touring with drummer Anika Nilles
>>151489819Kraken are in the playoffs.
>>151489819They have the seahawks
All this self flagellation when you could just eat less, lol
>>151489819hey now, the kraken and the sounders exist
>>151489821they're both gigantic faggots
>>151489833MARINERSMARINERSMARINERS
>>151489745Bush Sr. hosted the Jays after their 1992 win, but this a much different world now, I couldn’t see Trump doing it unless he wanted to make 51st state remarks.
>>151489819they have the kraken
>>151489845Maybe the playoffs of being gay
>>151489743vaccines have really done a number on you
>>151489799Sportsnet was playing a Meastro Fresh Wes track.
the mariners just need two grand slams and we are good
Listened to one Kendrick song on accident, dude sounds like he is sleeping while singing. How did this guy get popular?
you remember Brampton, Ontario icon Zach Pop
Why didn't they go to Dominguez for the 9th?Will Hoffman be available tomorrow? More importantly will he be effective tomorrow
>>151489813A better time
it's going to 7
>Can a team with no plate discipline win the World Series?Guess not
>>151489842what's the point of having a Canadian team if there are no Canadians in it then?seems like a self-own to me
>>151489905everyone will be available tomorrow
>>151489843>a foidShe won't be able to keep up
lol at the jeets in the crowd
>>151489743As a follow up I'm 5'09" and my goal is to never be over 125 lbs. My ideal is to be 115-116 lbs. The most weight I have ever lost in one day is 9.2 lbs through a combination of IBS, sweating, and spitting. For years I have had a diet where almost every day of the year I only eat one meal a day and only after 6:00 PM and try to cut myself off from everything at 9:00. I also do not drink anything including water until after my workout which I make sure to always have done by 5:00 PM-6:00 PM. I regularly weight myself 4-5 times per day.
>>151489882west coast rappers LMAO
NEW>>151487659>>151487659>>151487659
>>151489937yeah you need to drink water son
Why is hoff doing 2? Need him tomorrow too
>>151489832Peak hagfu
IT'S NINTENDOVER
>>151489821Reddit, the post
>>151489947>whiners
>>151489947you bloody basterd biych
>>151489937Are you a woman? That’s light as hell
>>151489843Like I give a fuck
It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair.
>>151489937you are going to diethis is not worth ityou need to find self-worth that is not based on your body
JEFFMAN GOATED
>>151489954Little will be available
>>151489947Fake and gay
>>151489930>>151489954At least he's effective now
#teamjeet
Arozerena can catch but he can't bat. Is he secretly a thug?
>>151489954there is no tomorrow without today
>>151489932They're so old neither can they. I can't imagine Geddy singing, he couldn't sing ten years ago. I heard there will also be a separate KB player to free up Geddy
Mariners limping through this game. even the game where Jays lost last, they still were hitting and putting people on base.
>>151489972I'm male. >>151489977I'm 30 and have been doing this since I was about 18/19.
>>151489992first the jews, now the hippies, next the spics
>>151489743Are you the sissygasm guy
>>151490013why
>>151489993A thug?????
>>1514899213 million live in Toronto, you see the logo plastered at gas stations all the way in Alberta... you need the best of the best to keep the slop show going.
hoffman is a killer
>Geddy Lee spotted
we just need two grandslams guys
>>151490013you should transition
>>151490013another ~ 5 years and the damage will be irreversible
>>151489993Thugs could be here
>it's all up to Can'tzoneIt's over.
>>151489916Mariners are too stoned and fapping to muggers to git gud. Maybe if Seattle's crime rate increases 8000% they'll feel better about themselves and stop choking.
Reminder that losing the Expos should be a point of deep Canadian shame.
I guess Bassitt and Lauer will pitch in Game 7
>>151490064They also lost the Grizzlies
>2 for 20
canada will never win another cup
>>151490031IDK, it's just a strange obsession. >>151490042I'm extremely not-trans. My proportions are pretty male if that makes sense.
GAME SEVEN SLUTS
is this the muscle guy from earlier?
>>151490013so you are a mentally ill freak now fuck off
>>151490103think so
Well played Manfred. I kneel.
HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTSWE ARE GOING TO A GAME SEVEN
GAME SEVEN KINOOOO
Mariners in a game 7?lol they’re fucked
WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT
some guy was just smiling in the mariners dug out
APOLOGIZE TO HOFFMAN!
IT'S ICHIROVER
no matter who wins, no one is beating the dodgers at this rate
>>151490103he looks less weird here
>>151490025The what now?>>151490013You’re dumb. That’s not healthy to be underweight at 5’9” especially when you’re forcing it. Only some delusional phaggot would have that kind of dysmorphia
why not pinch hit for cantzone
>GAME 7 GAME SEVEN>GAME 7 GAME SEVEN>GAME 7 GAME SEVEN>GAME 7 GAME SEVEN>GAME 7 GAME SEVEN>GAME 7 GAME SEVEN
>>151490103totallybutt plug guy is there too
That's it, on to Game 7!
IT WAS 2-0
3 double plays was one thing but the Mariners played like complete fucking trash tonight, holy shit.
Post season Jeffman cannot be stopped
>>151490103smol head
are they seriously flying all the way to seattle just for 1 game?!
>>151490121I always liked hoff despite the regular season heart attacks
>>151490154>/hoc/ refugees
>>151490064> Reminder that losing the Expos should be a point of deep Canadian shame.It is>>151490075> They also lost the GrizzliesVancouver here. No one really cares.
It only took 5 tries, but the Jays have finally won a homegame against the Mariners in the playoffs. GG Ms, see ya tomorrow for the pennant decider.
WE'RE ALL BACK IN THE GENNY>>151487408>>151487408>>151487408
>>151490093get with a doctor. they'll tell you bad things really are
>>151490154No, they're staying in Toronto
Neither of these teams can take the Dodgers.
>>151490154>shitattle>home field
>>151490154Yea the planes about to leave hurry up
>>151490040https://youtu.be/QL0120iJhrA?si=e2Vae333IDQncghJ
HAHAHAHA MEMEMINERS ARE GOING TO BLOW IT TO CANUCKS. GAME 7, IMAGINE BEING 2-0 AND LOSING
>>151490146yep, gilbert chocked, m's chocked away every offensive opportunity they had, that 2 out 2 run homer hurt bad too, gilbert sucked
Game 7 Whoever wins, Doyers win.
gg mariners
>>151490154No, they're staying in Toronto for game 7
>it really went to game 7This is a big deal.
>>151490154normally yes but seattle is so overrun with fent addict lgbt homeless people they are staying in toronto
We will see you...tomorrow night
>>151490202>fent addict lgbt homeless peopletoronto has that too, there's just too many jeets to notice them
>>151490154Game 7 is in toronto.
>>151490157this
>>151489842is toronto actually the most american team in mlb?
>>151490294Fuck that. More like turncoats if they’re repping Canada.
>>151489921Funnily enough, the Mariners have more Canadians in their roster.
>>151488518It was always gonna go 7 games>mid market Toronto vs small market Seattle>need to maximize ad and gambling revenue>game 7 always gets hyped (for good reason) so it makes up for the market sizeIf the Brewers played the Phillies instead of the Dodgers they would have gone 7 too for the same reason.
>>151490419>toronto>mid marketIt's the 4th largest city in North America retard. Also almost all of Canada roots for the Jays.
