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>>151493378Low key tempted to move to a warmer climate myself, cant stand the cold here
I think its over for nz bros :(
>>151493410Lawncunt got bullied the fuck out
Zneed
Iggs
>>151493421Why?
>>151493410how cold does it get in turkey?I always thought it was hot af
Redditsham not really contributed much this match
>paying for tickets and buying overpriced beer in plastic cups to watch your team underperform yikes
this is becoming quite embarrassing for nz
Rob Walter just praying for a few months of monsoonal rain now
the cowardly winviz still giving nz almost a percentage point
binland wins ez gg no re
don't forget to call in sick tomorrow boys
>>151493428You'd have to ask Ruthmong
>>151493427Beating his wife
we're in here ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94NWQJtpREY
>>151493460Reckon most lads here are NEETs
Losing t20s is actually admirable. We're taking the moral victory
going to bed lads probably 6-7 hours of youtube then finally be able to sleep night
>>151493474kek
>>151493460>women's cricketno thank you
How much would you need to be paid to sell out your country? Think of it from the view point when you feel the country was at it's greatest.
International t20 cricket is pretty pointless, and odi's are even more pointless
test cricket is cricketother things are not cricket
>>151493548literally me
seething testies
Test cricket is archaic, fuck it off already
duckworth lewis is going to be insane when test20s get affected by rain
>>151493577>>151493578Shouldn't you lads be off watching the latest tick tocks or something?
>Test>ODI>Test20>T20>HundredHow many more formats should we add? aim for double digits?
>>151493592The HUNDREDit's like the hundred, but instead of whatever it is that the hundred is (I've actually never seen it), it's a format where each team has 100 innings.
I could get behind that
>>151493632
>>151493460No scorchies no watchies
Think I've reached my ultimate conclusion about India and IndiansA dirty nation full of disrespectful beggars, thoughbeit worth the plane fare for the abundance of cheap curries (only some of which will give you the shits)Wonder if south India can do the needful and redeem the image of the country
it just gets worse down there lad
>>151493773Crisp
b-but it has a rich history!
a rich history of being poor
does it? north east maybe not sure the south does. it's like saying estonia has a rich history because it's part of the eu and so is france
so sick how internet sites are already cutting out high def videos and just using ai upscaling instead must have bard at the helm
jwu
yfo
Completely exposed himself as the below average intelligence yet still arrogant servant that he is. A blight upon everyone
>>151495614hello george, dealing with the childhood molestation well?
https://youtu.be/4nHiCcl6iXY
>city wide scheduled water cut every fucking daythis shit is getting on my nerves
sigh. ice cream and coffee then bedhttps://youtu.be/Yt7DT1EqSxU
>>151499014is cricket big in Turkey?
Didn’t realise England was playing this morning. Oh wait it was a t20, that’s why I ignored it.
>>151495335fucken oathpretty sure some meme posters are just running everything they post through some "HD AI" regardless of source quality and it all looks shitlike a new texture has been applied to everything
>>151499155no but this ishttps://youtu.be/hgy8JrI4274
>>151499904tune
loving the new After EPhttps://youtu.be/4I3tWqiDlZU
just saw drumpf trash krud as us ambassadormight i suggest one steven k smith as replacement?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcv0O44zfeUFinally they did a TD. Pasty 128kbps, twiglet legs or wheelchair bound englunder /cric/ shitters better stick to whatever tuneless shyte your algorithms and social pressure tells you to listen to*sounds of LOUD fireworks*
>unironically shilling elevator music
>t. Can only play power chords over the standard gormless rock beat
>>151500683>>151500759kek basedbring the soul back to cric, fella
brownlets unite
bit grim laughing about 128kb when the music you like belongs in breaks between boomers talking on am radio
>>151500683if you like this sorta thing you should check out literally any coffee shop anywhere. Maybe ask them for a playlist might get you into some new songs.
In standard tuning the first track Never Lost sounds like it's in Gm with a 3 chord Bbmaj7 to Cm7 to Dm7 back to Cm7 at least for the first 2 min. Then some variation maybe with the Gm and Ebmaj7 Did actually figure by ear a couple of their older tracks i'm very proud of that>>151500853>>151500858Sorry to hear you were born without rhythm
acting pretentious over boring music doesn't make it any more exciting.
Acting like a pseud(o-ape) who only listens to 3 chord rock songs because you can't swing a sack of shit doesn't make you cool
>he needs 3 chords to make good music
>>151500989that literally IS the only good genre you retard. jazz is shit and its influence on the music world is a crime
we all know zachy listens to music that is barely above ambient noise simply because he wants to drown out the self-loathing that comes with silence, simple as
>anything that isn't a power chord is jazzLike i said, you're an ape, a goddamn ape
>>151500858GONEGOTTEMFUCK OFF BACK TO THE BARISTA CUNT
>>151501114might as well be. your music invokes feelings of faggotry in me and I only listen to stuff that makes me feel like a man
>>151501029bit racist champdo better sweaty x
anyone know which country holds the eurovisionoh sorry i thought this was /mu/
>>151501191>cant separate the art from the consumer
/cric/ - (Anything but) Cricket
>>151501191>your music invokes feelings of faggotry in me>>>/hm/ iykwim haha
Ironic to hear convicts talking about coffee shops when they're all baristas in Shoreditch
a grim genny when theres no criggy on to be sure to be sure
>>151501191>t.https://www.instagram.com/reel/DP-0n0ZkhPE/
>>151501368you're calling them convicts because they returned to the prison that is england right?
>>151501406reckon a fella named hasan could sort those pigeons out
>>151501450GOTTEM
is he bragging about dancing?
thought afghanistan was beyond zimbabwe at this point but are getting stomped
theyre only good in shorter formats but might be that theyre just frauds
which women's brainlet bash team has the hottest girls?
Its actually quite nice outside
Afghans are slightly busy zutting paki soldiers atm
canes keeper is an absolute unit
spring training for the ladies is kinda cool as a concept
bed spring training ifkwim haha
>mfw Britjeet post
he's no darcy short
>>151510858I was thinking about him last nightnever rated his technique, always thought he was carried by being a left hander
at work now
bit hungover from all that cricket last night
nz SUCKS lol
GONEGOTTEMFUCK OFF BACK TO THE WHARE
Never liked goat meat, tried lamb and wasn't a big fan. Guess I'm just a tastelet. Chicken and pork will have to do.
>Consuming flesh
>Not consuming flesh
lamb is kino
Haven't seen any cric memes in a while
>>151512857
>>151512907m'lady
>>151512960KWAB
yeeted my 4chan folder
Like tears in rain
>>151513006why is an umpire fielding in the slips?
>he doesn't know about the gullyumpNGMI
>>151513029Rigged from the start
>>151513070>fat bearded jeet>hacking across the linethat's rohit, isn't it
>>151513125ABBOTTED
>>151513092>cutting off the clip of marnie laughing at himit was so close to kino perfection
>>151513092>when she opens her legs
>>151513206haha, tits.
Exactly 1 month until the great Bazzing begins
imagine if england won the ashes
>>151513458
>>151513464He's the sort of cunt that would've smelled like an unwiped arse as a kid.Probably still does.
>sees a man>imagines what he smells like
>>151513485lol gay gottem
>sees e men>emegenes whet he smells leke
>>151513513that's my 'micyou didn't quite do it right but i get what you were going forgottem
thuts my 'mucyuu dudn't quute du ut rught but u gut whut you wure guing furguttum
>convict hours
>Met Police says it will no longer investigate non-crime hate incidentshey, thats actually pretty goodgood on ya poms, keep up the good fight
>>151513698LGM
as I head off to bed I leave you with this simple question.will smith?
>>151513781its plausible
OH NO NO NO
>crawley is only 27we get another 7-10 years of him being shite
bong media really does like to whip their cricket viewers into a state of false confidence, which makes it all the sweeter when their dreams dieaussie batting is more unreliable than it has been for a while but the bowlers will still expose bazballers as frauds
i think part of it is like a positive thinking mindsetgotta have spirits high before the tour starts
saffabros...
jap curry for tea
>>151514090a touchy oily but looks yum
>>151514090someone puked on ur rice mate
Given how dislikeable both teams are they should call it the Knob Rashes
The more I come to know the Hindoostani, the more I dislike himMay (Catholic) God forgive me for saying so, but I even prefer the MohammedansThe Hindoostanis have an arrogance which is completely underserved for a nation of indolent beggars
woah no way
big pooey wall of text didnt read
we're a 2 lines or less (2160p) general thanks
>128kbps yt2mp3 rips one song at a time
downloading a film and making coffee>>151500683I like the track they made with ezra. their album with the hands on the artwork got some tunes as well>>151501029jazz is great if you know what ike quebec
jazz is just boring
one side likes a narrow sonic identity, the other prefers more breadthnot really an issue to be either, just think we need to stop yucking each others yums
okay siri, green text those last five words and post it with a random soijak
brevisbros....
>narrow sonic identityas long as we're in agreement they are the fags that only like slow boring shit
>the only good food is spicy food since i look like a manly man for eating it
>let's all get along while i strawman you and pretend i have expansive taste but is one-tone as fuck
>im not one dimensional, you areyeah alright mate, night
>>151514666Ezra are selling out arenas here. The two Kokoroko songs that caught my six string ear were thesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSv04ylc6Tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMCHHR8cw94
morale must be at a low ebb on the streets of kabul tongith with this showing
>>151500683this fucking sucks shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_VS2BQjYIc get this up you
the gf
>>151514090japanese food is uniformly bad not even top 5 asian cuisines
>>151515047brews my bitches
had some hope because I do like black girl music, but pretty fucking lame. and very stilted, like they learnt funk to a metronome. compare and contrast:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKzobTCIRDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4SmyqO5DUU*be's the first good song itt*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk no reason for black girls to keep making music after this solved it
>>151514946business idea: kill anyone who finds this shit acceptable
>>151515457https://youtu.be/Zgi3ZvolkRQ
slay queens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzZnao2fbRQ
>>151514090Lgm (looking grim mate)
might go to these lads gig this week if the jews somehow decide to pay meforgot to send them the invoices in time and I'm broke https://youtu.be/i-euBXnvktI>>151515588choon mate
>>151515588she's good I'll admit
going for a drivehttps://youtu.be/6aKvUna9F8Y
shame never clicked with me tried the album many times cannot remember a song
Eagle vs Shark, kino film
I thought so at the time but it probably is quite reddit if I reregarded it
sounds like a nrl game (gay)
>>151515799shame https://youtu.be/sdBbtw0aNew
>>151515933that was bad
while i'm on my high horse, that geese shit or as I style it 'gayshit' is ridiclously cringe. 2009 hipster polyphonic spree, arcade fire siren calls to homos was awful then and it's the same now. write a fucking riff and a melody you faggots
>that was badgood night matehttps://youtu.be/sc70Q6-6p4o
most people who listen to geese wouldn't listen to arcade fire
we're a strict https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrXLgH2WSOk general please try not to post other music as it triggers anons like me ta <3
>>151516030>>151516051TOON
>>151516050in two weeks all the of people existing won't be listening to geese.
>Super Over in bilateralsShouldn't be allowed
might start a mid coast surfy geese coverband called 'grouse'.
I'm already post-geese myselftried listening to it again today really is not good the new they are gutting a body of water also hasn't held up much on repeat listens but I am enjoying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XpSUGOPmR8 a fair bit still
I'd recommend something, but frankly my taste is just as unlistenable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PEA7oHFS5w this was a modern day triumph a true rare gem
told ya
Only listen to Nepali folk and Country Western me
Grimdies eek out a win
>>151516503>start on 4 for 0 legal balls>still loseBungledesh gonna bungle.
when's griggy
Thursday unfortunately
Mad how the world cricket champions are on the verge of getting whitewashed by Pakistan
>world cricket championsanyone know which country currently holds the ashes
>>151521182corr i'd whitewash her with my BWC iykwim haha
Aus W vs Eng W tonight
>Wnot cricketsimple as
I’m disabled
>Eng W>Eng>WEng L (L for chronic Losers)
just saw cormac 'not mainstream' mccarthy at WH smithsbut also saw an entire section saying #TikTokTrendinggame's gone
hey alexa can you translate that post for me
WH Smiths is a book shop here matethat should help
>goes shitdia>has shit timemany such casesdid try to warn you bard lad. went there myself and it's one of the worst ''''''places'''''' I've travelled to
tell me it was for the cricket, surely you didn't go there for the "sights and sounds"
>bnonce bullied out of /brit/ again
as a consequence of my high iq, I have all bindian flags filtered so am missing out on certain civil servants adventures and blogs. doesn't sound like he's having too good a time though kek. nepal bard will have to give me the qrd
>high iq>let himself get diddled by his dadMentally zutted
>a week till any sheffield shield grire
https://youtu.be/Ggy6jDzKnT8?si=n-Ddefz9MbrWPHeR
*blows out your top order*
>Britzoloid hours
>>151526145kek SO true
>>151516503>Battle of Makwanpur was fought on 20 January 1763 in Makwanpurgadhi, Gorkha Kingdom between the Gorkhas and the Nawab of Bengal. The Muslims fled Makwanpur, resulted in Gorkhali victory, and the first victory of Gorkhas against overseas soldiers.Can't wait to absolutely DESTORY the bengalis once again in the world cup qualifiers and remind them of the HUMILIATION faced by their ancestors. Total gorkha victory is the norm
AF w/ NJF
Dad, mum, I’m disabled.
we know, little billy
>>151516018>polyphonic spreethey had like 50 people in that bandthe shit that gets posted here has "instrumentals" that wouldn't require more than 1
Uhhhh
>>151528009based roy
feel for the poms that make the trip over this year 36 deg in sydney right now and its still spring la nina will literally kill some tourists
meant to be 38 degrees tomorrow at the site im working on. they better hand out zooper doopers or I'm gonna rort it.
eating a honeycomb magnum as we speak
wasn't aware magnum condoms came in flavours
is 100 a 10/10 total score in women's t20?
Not looking good for Saffas
>>15152877810/10 wouldn't be a very good score haha
>>151516122lol
Might start learning the drums and start a tool cover band
might not bother learning the drums and start a geese cover band
are they going to push brett lee's shit band all summer again?
Gashes on tonight
remember when they had the "womens ashes" and it was like a 30 match series for some reason lmao
is there a women's oye hoye?
>Keshav has to save these choking saffas again
poo poo pee pee
>>151526145>>151528741
at this point bard is more indian than sebbo
>>151528877reckon zachy and the pseud crew would piss themselves over this tool trackhttps://youtu.be/l8_72NFyd-w
>bnonce projecting his disability againMentally zutted
>>151529044and australia won all of them
>never posted a vocaroo>never talked about playing sports>never mentioned doing any form of physical activity of any kindYnr bnonce has no known attributes, hobbies, sporting or musical abilities of any kind
sounds like a good fella and not a needy attention whore
some autist on youtube covered every tool song in one take on the drums. it's a 7 hour video
>>151522916Wouldn't say I'm having a shit time desuIt's not been at the standard of South America or Southeast Asia yet, but we've still had lots of fun, and it's been a worthwhile travel experience And I was expecting northern India to be the worst part too, still got Nepal (currently at some dusty border town getting eaten alive by flies while I wait to cross) and southern India to come
Pakistan bottling it lads
>>151529258Sounded like you were having a (liquid) shit time a few days ago lad kek.
>>151529258How will this trip improve your laptop thumbing skills?
i will be interested to hear how you find nepal compared to bindia
>narcissistic neek refuses to admit it's been awful because that would mean he was wronganother thing that /cric/ predicted. very predictable is bard desu
>>151529321Delhi belly passed in a day fortunately, have a very strong constitution >>151529338Not sure that it will desu>>151529351I'll be sure to post several blog posts
Shouldn't be too hard on the lad, he wanted to see it for himself and you can't be mad at that.Certainly not the destination I (or most of us) would pick for many painfully obvious reasons, but he gave it a crack anyway. Fair play.
>>151529372Hmmm seems rather unproductive and unprofessional. Can't believe you left your post and left the team to do your duties. Not exactly a team player. A bit like getting out for a duck and making everyone else score the runs. A very bard-esque move
If 4chan just did a blanket ban on indian ip's they'd be able to get rid of the cooldown times.
>>151529384I've seen cricket fans refilling bottles with unknown "coke" substances and relabelling them that you couldn't tell, forging use by dates on products etc, the lad might never see the ashes and that is absolutely tragic, he's risking his life when he could have watched a few travel blogs at home :( either that or he's just visiting family :D
has a gf but goes on holiday with his bfexplain this
50 partnership between two Hindu /stromgminds/ saving these disgraceful choking saffas>151529205>151529258
Reminder>There is a reason 128kbps is a pathetic lowlife "civil" servant. It's where the arrogant schmucks with lower than average IQ but thinking they have an above average IQ end up*whistles Soul Limbo*
Reminder anyone who posts boring repetitive comments is Zachy
>>151529531i-i... i can't...
they say wet brained alcoholics forget they are repeating themselves and boring everybody
this paki commentator is fucking terrible
wouldn't really call shitjeet's ramblings commentary
Hit a nerve with the dead end below average iq servant quip
>pay $120 a day for kayo>can't watch pookie criggy
Muthusamy 74* giving some more Diwali fireworks to the terrorists
fiending for some yorkshire pud rn
pakistan have completely lost control of the narrative
Terrorist pakis have completely lost control of Baluchistan, KPK and PoK
THE GASHES!
>>151529732But enough about your mothers stink axe wound
that has to be one of the noisiest snicko waveforms ive seen in a while
whoopi goldberg is one of the umps?
fucking grim thread tonight jesus you guys out do yourselves every single night (I mean this unironically and not in a banter way, you should feel bad)
>>151529789check out the arse on this fountain
Seems like a pretty standard /cric/ thread desuThey've been grim for ages now
Can't help but think that 100 run last wicket stand might have cost Pakistan here
absolute peak boomer bait thishttps://www.gibson.com/products/gibson-custom-back-to-the-future-1955-es-345-light-aged-60s-cherry
go phoebe
my feet are hot
https://thequietus.com/quietus-reviews/bar-italia-some-like-it-hot-review/donedon as a concept eviscerated in this very enjoyable read
>>151529823howling
>It’s not that they don’t tour or anything. But they do combine their music with art exhibitions, often in storied spaces. Music is just one piece of the puzzle.brevity is truly the soul of wit
In my country, we love cricketing >>151529393Carried my bat in the last game I played Watched all of those useless twats come and go barely adding to the score >>151529531She was very opposed to the idea of a holiday in India due to risk of sexual assault and dim view of women etc Might have to go on holiday with her next year I suppose, but would prefer to just keep her on ice while I'm getting this backpacker phase out of my system Can do a nice trip to Tuscany when I'm like 44 or something
>>151530071seen anyone torn apart by hordes of discord zoomers yet?
more like heather shite
The zutting of paki terrorists
meant to be having a meeting with a guy on friday who wants us to take on some software product he developed. got a call today and it was a literal ai chatbot asking me to rsvp for it felt very offputting so I said "I'll get back to you" then got another call like 3 minutes later with the same and then a third.insane behaviour not sure what his endgame was but I have made my mind up thanks to that stunt he can fuck right off
Next Diwali Down Under on the cards
they're keeping the fairy light industry alive down here.
>>151530301i've got a project coming up for work to create an AI order scanner which will make 10 people redundant
i get weekly emails reminding people to not share sensitive data, nor to feed sensitive data into 3rd party systems. and what was once an immediate firing, is now a soft pat on the head. finna thinking about just going to work at dan murphies or bunnings at this point.
realistically what do you do in this situation
just realised i was in /cric/ and not /hoc/ive been tricked
I have decided to murder the next canadian I see
>>151530884gtfo out now
just saw a canadian in my precious /cric/ lads
>you now remember AfghanistanImagine losing to Zimbooby by an innings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf2kGRsZTnU
Saw some indian bloke scam an indian lady for free food. Ate the whole dish and then at the end showed a picture of something to the lady at the front. After arguing for a bit and offering to take him to kitchen she just had enough of him and gave him a refund. Heard her say "Whatever, it's Diwali anyway". Felt sorry for her.
they were never good at tests tbf
>>151530893hope it's geddy lee
I would murder him given the chance actually
shakti mat enthusiast.
>>1515298261(2)lmao, ur wrinkly chin bitch is finished
new ariel pink is good much better than the new john maus even though john maus is apparently rehabilitated and ariel pink is still persona non grata for literally doing the same exact thing
bathe in it, pure rockhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpHhK420un4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W9IcDCZggY insane how good this is
Hinduanity is lightCucktianism is the dark ages
I belabour this point. but bard does not add up. he's literally spent diwali in india yesterday and says 'yeah it's alright', just moving about. he lies easily and without compunction.
>the caliphate of ingurland
Australia win the Gashes
> Gently tossed up on off stump, he drives to cover and off go the fielders. Oh, what's happening here? Some drama. The keeper is appealing for hit wicket. What happened was that as soon as Rizwan hit the ball to cover, he decided to knock the bails off with his bat and walk off... I have no idea why. Should that have been out though? The fielder hadn't thrown the ball back to the 'keeper when Rizwan knocked the bails off. The fire, though, is doused by the umpires who signal a dead ball. Not sure why Rizwan did that, to be honest. Let the umpires do their job!Should this have been given out?
>>151532184yes
just woke up
my circadian rhythm fixes itself very quickly if I stop drinking coffee
I sleep for 2 hours and then am wide awake until it's time to go to work
same but when I stop getting on the sauce
>>151532184I want to say yes because I think you shouldnt do the umpires jobs for them, but spirit of cricket has to rule above all so not out
>>151536420nta but i can't sleep unless i drink but even then i can only sleep for lìke 2 hours unless i'm really tired
but thats not alcohol helping you sleep, its the consequence of being a long term alcoquit the booze for a month and you will sleep 7hrs a night
Back from an on pitch sesh but not without cost. Shall post more about that after. After Kokoroko seems like TD is on a convict bender. Having a listen to the just-released Parcels one (Tame Impala one sucked imo)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUjQkMma-Is
(not trying to be high horse, everyones got their vices and life's short)
>>151536795>but spirit of cricket has to rule above all so not outwhy give out for hit wicket at all then? oops i feel over the stumps after playing a stupid ramp shot and lost by balance
>>151537071new tame impala album is pretty dogshitno good aussie musicians unfortunately
alcoholism is a myth
>>151537095hit wicket makes it harder for a fielding team to affect a run out, so thats why the rule existsinteresting point though, could probably argue that it could be ruled with some leniency if theres no attempt to score a run
mad how the main songwriter from galaxie 500 was australian this whole time and no one knew
>cold chisel doesn't existFOWF
>>151537152>hit wicket makes it harder for a fielding team to affect a run outthat's obstructing the field m8
>>151537363nah its not, but I can see where the uncertainty could come from
cold chisel are shit lmao
THERE WERE NO V DAY HEROES IN 1973
>>151537408hit wicket has nothing at all to do with runoutsit is when a batsman dislodges the bails with their body in the act of playing a delivery or setting off for a run after playing a deliverythis is more akin to the bairstow - alex carey stumping where the batsman was a retard and doesn't wait for the ball to be called dead, but hits the stumps while walking away
>>151537465just checked the rules and you cant be out hit wicket on a no ball so therefore my run out idea is nonsenseI concede
>ash gardner>batting avg in 30's>always pulling her team out of the shit>elyse perry>batting avg in 50's>always part of the shit that gardner has to fix
I thought that gashes match was going to be closersigns of the summer to come
>>151537115Gave his disco a spin after his No More Lies collab but it just ain't for meVerdict on the Parcels TD: nice enough but not a standout. Solid at what they do (Chic/Nile Rodgers Daft Punk) tight band tight vocal harmonies but treading trodden ground. Makes me wanna listen to Third Stone From The Sun after
albums such as dälek- from filthy tounge of god and griots
>>151537115>no good aussie musicians unfortun-ACK!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-IPcVaif3Q
im on smoko so leave me alone
>>151538084this, except leave me alone when i'm on the clock too
would be funny if we trounced the poojeets again today
>>151538084shan't
yeah it's funny when the might of bindia is humbled by a team of players that they have never heard of
>>151538285also meant for>>151538228
oy bruv yoo'v goot a loicense for dat crikball
>>151538333no but steven spinay
>>151538007lmao you don't actually listen to this do you
nepal bard finally shaking of my poodia filter
https://youtu.be/XlArxtuQEMc
/cric/ is redpilled on the history of aus musicartists you can call 'good'>nick cave>tame impalaartists with one good hit (to the moon and back)>savage garden
people say lots re zachy but he has far better taste in all fields than almost every man itt
>>151538553recent bombshell is that galaxie 500 was masterminded by an australian. liars too but they're only 'okay'
whos the brit that likes dua lipa?
>>151538553savage garden is a punchline m8
saw some comment on the CA insta yday from a jeet saying >number 1 sport in Australia but no aussies in the commentsmade me seethe so fucking hard, almost left my first online comment in 7 years
>>151538553so true
>>151530085Not yet, but I am in eager anticipation >>151530961Many such cases >>151531411Not sure what's hard to grasp Spent it in Varanasi but it was literally just average and underwhelming at the ghatsDev Deepawali seems to be the bigger celebration there>>151538557Zachy is an urbanite, doesn't know the first thing about fields
enjoyed the aus lad's mick about bard not really going to south america and it being staged like the moon landingsstill think about that mick every so offten
>>151538657give us a rundown what the comment was going to be
nothing wrong with not enjoying pagan rites it's commendable even
On pitch sesh: 8-6 win 0G + 4A after being 5-1 down. Was forced to play upfront but my side had a few shitters that couldn't into tikitaka, barely had a touch. Came back deeper into midfield and voila, these shitters got it lined up on a plate for themAssist #2>LB down the line to LM>cuts back to LB>i've run up>passes to me in centre>back to goal>CB comes out>LM makes the run>play the perfect flick on through CB's legs>LM finishesAssist #4>keeper rolls it out to me in the LB position>canter forwards>see the RM make the run>curling rightfoot ott ball on a plate>RM first time finishToo good at this. Would batter any /cric/ shitter on pitch. Picked up a knock though which sucks
>>151538718pretty much just to FOWF to an indian page
3 lines or less
literally a '''rule''' spaccy bowen made up one day and you sheep chose to go with it. mental that
>m-m-muh pagans>haloween now the biggest celebration by cucktians after cuckmasReminder the cucktianists who worship the son of a whore were the original terrorists that caused the downfall of roman civilisation and donald fraudman was a draft dodger
>>151538771sounds hilarious >>151538771
why wouldn't you dodge the draft if you could? ultimate sign of a non-npc
halloween is folded into all saints day and bradman was a hibernophobe angl*can
>>151538829sorry, ill go back to work
>cucktianistsreckon it might be time to drop the cringey 4chins terms now mate. you're nearly 40
bard got racially abused in bindiasad!
haloween is just a cucktian appropriation of the "pagan" day of the dead where one pays respect to their ancestors as we Hindus still and always will doThe western world was at it's peak under "pagan" quasi-Hindu roman rule and cucktianism brought in the dark ages
Why does Cuckinfo hide the fact that the later WBBL match is a womens game, yet when they start the match they clearly display that it is in fact a womens match?
I've been racially abused everywhere I goIt's the curse of the white man in the modern age
poowali
>>151538920Beeb are even worse when it's comes to women's footy. It's just so they get more clicks from people thinking it's news about the men's footy
Halloween is nothing but an American celebration nowadays and i always make sure to tell children to fuck off to america if they want to partake in itAustralians need to start rejecting the americanisation of this country, and other ethnic takeovers by the chinks, poo in loos, and terrorists
Let's be honest, mary was zutted by 3 dark rich Indian men and joseph the cuck got off to it
the blacks (irish) are always racially abused. should do something about it
>>151538973Ofc the yankshit version is shit and that's what gets spread here and where you are. Nonetheless it was stolen from the so-called "pagan" Mexican day of the dead celebrations so it is yet another theft by cucktianism. I'm pointing out cucktianists inbuilt hypocrisy
>>151538973>Australians need to start rejecting the americanisation of this countrylmao bit late to the party there mateeven micksperg once admitted his fav ''''''''national'''''''''' tune was 'Servin' USA'
now we won the first odi (T26) and it was at home but now its a REAL ODI AND an away game so the aussies are going to have to be on their A game to pull this off
>country literally called shitdia>is actually shit with streetshitters everywherecannot make this up lmao. hopefully nepal is better
Reminder >>151529171
>>151538878grim stuff
more like nepool
Icing my knock. Doesn't feel like it's helping tbqh. Would still 'meg bnonce more times on pitch than his dad diddled him in bedroom
Cucktianism and pisslamism are based on shame, on fear and submission. They have been a blight on human progress. Hinduanity was the basis of modern civilisation as we know it today. Thankfully cucktianism is a dead religion barely being propped up by subsaharan nogs
>>151539061>and it was at homegoing to need visual evidence of that
>>151539382brace yourself for today
>>151539399just hoping to hear a lot of dead silence today in adelaide today
I just don't like cricket no more
>Renshaw, who made 21 not out on ODI debut on Sunday, was so surprised to be summoned to Australia's squad for the current ODI series against India, he had to Google when and where the games were scheduled.
>>151540026>Literally averages infinityWhy wouldn't expect a call up?
So a man walks into a bath and the brahmin says [head wobbling] "oops, wrong door," then turns around and walks back out again
>>151539255My favourite website at the momenthttps://hinduismdebunked.com
If reincarnation is true that means people born disfigured or paralysed deserved it lmao
not reallyevery life is a chance for a soul to learn specific thingsbeing paralysed or disfigured narrows the scope of shit you are capable of so you have to focus on things you can do, plus allows for those around to learn from helping/being around you
I've been watching the cricket for hours, and I think I've finally worked it out.He rubs his legs together to make that noise
CRIGGY 20 MINUTES LEEETTTTSS GOOOOOOOOO
not to be the bearer of bad news but 2:30pm kickoff la
having to use the air con like the last months of summer
>>151541932AHHHHHH
What causes Zampa to be good at limited overs but dogshit at redball?>Lyon keeps him out of the test sideNah, even his first class long format stats are dogshit and he barely makes the state team
Australia have won the toss and elected to have a boring fucking match that'll be over by dinner time
>Sam NogajskiWhy's there a Japanese umpire?
>>151530832Realistically? I'd get a new fucking screen champ
>>151542227interestingly he mogs Swepson in list-A bowling stats, and only just loses to him in FC
reckon agar would've had a better record than zampa but is always busted
Who the fuck is Xavier Bartlett I thought we had like 3 or 4 back up seamers
Why are >we the greatest team in the world so consistently in a sport where 90% of Australian fans only follow it when it's not footy season?
how do you follow it when it is footy season? australia might play one random series in the middle of the night
>>151542538I'm pretty sure we won like champion of the world over the winter but idk and cbf googling it
obviously not aussie crigget but the england india test series was great watching during the winter
BOWL THESE CUNTS OUT DUCK FIRST BALL
How come Starc don't get no injured despite being an elderly man?
>>151542823based retard
trying to pass the eye test ravages a body
love aussies starting off with some elite fielding
Just cover your stumps with the legs so it'll always either miss you or hit your legs. Then put your bat behind your legs. Cannot be:LBW: Bat is between legs and stumps and would have blocked it if legs weren't thereBowledCaught, as it always hits pads not batMeanwhile you can still run leg byes. Literally the only way to get out is run out or getting one of those retarded meme dismissals
majority streetshitting crowd in australia putting me right off watching this shitgilly and the entire australian cricketsphere can fuck off as well desu, crawling up to these disgusting parasitic cockroaches for moneysee you when the ashes is on
Why didn't Mitchell Johnson just learn to bowl good without needing a stupid moustache?
Just a reminder /afl/ is on the front page right now and /cric/ is page 2
Subhuman Gill
its funny how shit rohit ishope Gill gets out so we can have the two shit cunts at the crease
crowd roars just for bat on ball
look at the crowd95% pajeetscall out our fucking scumbag government for this shit and youre labelled racist and 'le real aussies love le heckin multiculturalism le heckin nazi'then you look at this shit, pajeets here just to take everything they can sitting in the crowd in our home actively cheering against the country who gave them an escape from the garbage dump shithole they crawled out offucking infuriating
out if he didn't hit it
>>151543187Oath
THAT WAS FUCKING OUT FUCK RIGGING THIS FOR POOS
>>151537778ellyse perry is there to look good and make the boys watch
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF CUNT
>>151543187
GONE GOTTEMTAKE THEM GILLS BACK TO THE FUCKING CREEK
alright lets leave virat and rohit in for the rest of the innings and chase down <200
>>151543187it's no wonder they pile in when hereimagine 1.6 billion or whatever fighting over 100k tickets at any matchso you just make australia (and every other nation) a second home venue
Why does Gill always look like a crying bitch when he gets caught out?
GONE GOTTERN2 DOWNFUCK OFF BACK TO THE GANGES
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKOHLI IS SO SHIT
KEK
FUCK YOU RAT FUCK YOU'RE OUT FUCK OFF
wish he pooviewed thatwould love to see the face
back to London diaspora shithole escapist
we shouldve batted first so marsh has enough runs to score a double 'dred
Dammit I was trying to GONE GOTTEM post and I actually summoned a real wicket You're welcome Pozzies
grimdia getting mogged by a brainlet bash encino man
>>151543327thank you m8
is zampa in for koonman?
>mentally cook the rat with wide outside off line>plumb lbw
Kek remember Coon cheeseNever saw the issue, me
is 13(37) a good score for a batspersons in an ODI?
Kino viewing spot those lads up on the roof have there
>>151543462it is if you're playing on dust2
hazlewood seems to only be getting better
What’s the average shield crowd at the WACA these days and what’s the cost of a ticket, may go for the first time, would be a crisp day
OH HE SEAMIN'
>>151543561about 20 and $20
>The millennial obsession with the Simpsons
>Best ODI batsman in the worldCoolie_justed.png
>>151543586it was first duck in australia the other dayfirst back to back ducks for 300-odd odis they said before (maybe all of them)hope next game it's 0 runs total for a (odi) series
Alex Carey has no idea
Nice pooview there faggot
Carey what the fuck you're literally behind him. You're the first to see the pocket getting hit.
>wasting reviews on the soshit shartma
shouldnt be pooviewing any dismissal after that plumb shartma lbw was found to have been 'edged'the fix in
>>151543694criminal how they didnt show the bat and ball from the front on angle during snickoshowed his feet instead
>Ravi Shitsri on the micAWESOME
>>151543705yeah and they always immediately change the subject and never mention the shit again
>>151543705Its been overridden heaps of times when conclusive video evidence shows no edge. Bizarre the review footage was zoomed in on his feet with no bat to be seen.
Holy fuck this retarded Indian crowd prematurely cheering literally any ball that hits the bat A nation of cazzies in their one fucking sport
Cricket is on right nowNZ play later today too, against India.
>>151543807thanks grok
interviews during drinks breaks should be illegal
>>151543854i'm on smoko
>>151543796average national iq of 70
>>151543870the almighty ICC bossbergstein rules with an ironfist
I always enjoy watching a match and seeing the fielders swap around between each over and retaking their positions before the next one startsSeeing the slight adjustments in positioningIt's a shame you don't get that on a broadcast
bit windy in nz
wish there was a camera just on the bench during women's matchesreckon perry was chatting about blowjobs last night based on the body language
>>151543936>>151543936>>151543936>>151543936
is there any team that can give us a good fight?
>>151543930i deserve one of those
>ICC is completely south asian run
