cursed summer looms
NNO (negative nancys out)
don't lecture me about cricket sweetie
>>151460145unfortunately matejust a shit state of affairs in both nations, but hope you guys sort yours out soon without it getting really violent
MBWCIPCF(my BWC in pajeeta cricket fans)
her static picture isn't great but smitri from the jeet women's team in motion is kind of cuteat least in context of the busted heads in >our team
i'd bust my head to her iykwim haha
not watching anymore sorry
this viewing experience is quite painful
people run from rain yet sit in bathtubs full of water
grire
>>151460235Except the exact opposite is happening.
>>151460230Damn....
in ancient rome their cricket grounds had underground aquifers that kept the pitch dry during rain. modern archaeologists still don't know how they did it.
>Daytime temperatures for November to January are likely to be above average for much of Australia,” the Bureau said.>“While overnight temperatures are very likely to be above average almost nationwide.”>It is also predicted to stay warmer, with a 60 to 80 per cent chance of unusually high minimums.>The only part of the country likely to avoid this extreme weather is the NSW coastline, thanks to extra moisture after a very wet winter moderating the daytime heat.coastal nsw chads rise up
hello fellow indians how goes the criggy
its a bit grim to think kath may only have a couple more seasons in the limelightwe may need to find some new young thang soon
>>151460294why would you replace kath with a new young thing? seems more accurate to replace her with a withered old buck toothed horse
for me? It's middle-aged women
>>151460321based milf chad
tried em. didnt care for them really. theyre haggard
>raincricket australia really needs to do something about this
call israel get em to fire up the haarp machine
*gets can of beer from fridge* *opens can of beer* *drinks beer from the can*
COVERS ARE COMING OFF thats means they'll be a rain delay in about 30 minutes (5 minutes into play)
im still herelost my enthusiasm tho
sack the umpsset a bad precedent by going off for light drizzle
Can I please get some informed commentary on how England is going to do in Australia? Much appreciated.
nature abhors a 50 over game, t20 is the perfected form of the short game
if this was a test twenty it would already be a draw
has any cricketing match ever actually been completed?
my heaties could beat both these peems
>bowlmens
>>151460463lamarck knew this
>>151460453take all cowards and deduct 10-20 from their career avg and the odd dogged fighter that thrives on the challenge who will score 10 over their career averagestokes is probably the fighter and the rest are cowards
>>151460464>bowlmens>plays
bros im starting to think climate change might be real...
>>151460494alri anthony hows the deal with the chinks going??
is 3 runs an over a good rate in a 26 over game?
>>151460510i don't want to talk about it
>>151460494don't worry getting 50 million cricket fans into the country will stop it
just a bit more rain and the ICC will be happy
damn hear all the tourists in the stadium cheer for that boundary
might move to Poland
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF GO BACK HOME TO MELBOURNE YA DOG
haha yeah tourists haha
Shortening the overs is unfair for the team that bats first as the team that bats second knows they can be more aggressive.
>>151460572WHERES YOUR VISA
BLOODY TELL THEM I DONT CARE IF NO RAIN SEND THEM OFF BASTERD BITCH
>>151460588true they should shorten the overs and restart play and the score
a pajeet at work just got fired for having an expired visa...
Get Short out of there. This is ugly.
gotta be so confusing to play for Australia in Australia and the crowd going off their faces when you get hit for 6
Is Matt Short?
>>151460600BYE BYE
>>151460600you call ICE on them?
Watched Killers of the the flower moon the other day, pretty fucked up what we did the to Indians.
why can't marsh roll his arm over the useless cunt
>we what position do you play in the team?
>reduced over match>somehow we are 10mins behind pace
I feel like some calls have been made to try and make a game of it for the pajeets
>>151460637Do ya?
>>151460633they probably always fall behind at the start with fast bowlers and catch up with 20 overs of spin
NICE WIDE YA SPASTIC
>>151460646yeah good point
Is KL Rahul related to KL Iro
australia better try to chase whatever this total is down in 10 overs to remove the rain element>implying bcci won't call in a walk off 10 runs from total regardless
THROUGH THE FUCKING CUNT OFF YOU GO FUCKFACESTART MOVING THOSE FEET
more like washingten (10)
INDIA ARE DONE
A WICKET ON DAYBOO
DROPPED THE T26 CUP
Take that arshedeep
cheeky bet on mitch owen replacing cummins in the ashes
>didn't even make it to 26 overs kek
diamond duck
I like the cut of this kuhnemanns jib
>>151460724hes competing with green and webster rather than any of the quicks right?
Siraj lol
reminder to diligently observe today the sacred International Gin & Tonic day
reduced break by the way fellas, only 20mins
>>151460737was havin a giggle m8doubt he's anywhere in test contention at this point
Tony Greig day?
>>151460745Yeah I can fuckin read aye cunt
Kath alert
The innings break wank looms
>>151460746well yeah, hes at least 3rd in line if not furtherbut couple injuries to green and webster and who knows
>Cuckworth-Jewis Method
telethon has made over 50 million dollars!!
>>151460758only got 20mins mate
>>151460790Yeah I can fuckin read aye cunt
siraj would be copping abuse if this wasn't a home crowd
>home crowd
duck first ball
GONE GOTTEM
HIT IT FOR SIX ALREADY
>>151460826racism?
on track to get 225 runs lads
What trophy is this for?
it'll be all out for 80
why is the australian crowd celebrating the wicket?
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF *head bobbles*
>>151460857ummmm the home crowd is cheering for the home side
Why don't pozzies support their team?
wish I was arshdeep in some lass right now
>>151460868can you imagine the smell I don't blame ausgods for staying home
> Have to live your whole live being named Arshdeepgrim.
marsh looked guilty
OI fuckwits get some fucking runs
marshdeep
>>151460868I swear no Australian even knew this game was on.I didn't even think the cricket season was starting until the ashes.
>>151460876How would that even work?
>>151460889im an aussie and i didnt know it was on untill i logged on here to rehearse for the ashes. no joke
why do they do it all the time
>>151460893no cow dung allowed on a cricket field
>>151460889didnt see anything about this series or the nz "series"
COMEBACK
having violent fantasies about the home crowd lads
>>151460893He has nice hair
>>151460910whys that m8
remember when all the indians were using spray-on beards
>Short>is tall>Broad>is narrow
>>151460910Very disheartening seeing the crowd vision
>marsh>short>renshaw>owenjust realised this is a tallchad team
Got jumpscared by those drums lads
BISONISON
YALLOP
>short falling short on runs
T20s start on the 29th lads
>>151460943extremely grim
>>151460943what does his celebration symbolise
>>151460947probably recommend you don't watch the upcoming game at the MCG :(
love an off side 6 lads
>>151460953yeah pure kino
I'm not wasting my good posts on this dead ass thread
>>151460943grim at first but then the deeper symbolism is the one white guy is the hero surrounded by irrelevant xerox clones
Ange psotclglue got the sack lads
>>151460969
>>151460969got fired mid-match lol
>>151460983memegod should unretire and wallop 5 more over the boundary
can players come off in they detect a concussion and if so they should just bowl bouncers all day
>>151460983notice how bradman isn't here
yeah, big asterisk that
>named short>has short stints at the crease
tough batting this
>>151461028ur a tough battle
>>151461042well done mate. bravo.
>>151461006A more elegant player from a civilised time.
>>151461042I really amtrying my best though
what if china got in2cricket
Need a new book tomorrow and I'm fresh outta poetryThese are my options. I wanna go for Alice, but I read Lolita last week and people I see regularly on the train might get a bit sus...
Here's my argument for switching to baseball, we will be able to interact with cute japanese girls instead of indians.
>>151461082you can do that at ginza for 250 bucks mate dont need to change to a pleb sport
>>151460790What did I miss?
>>151461075
>>151461075james joyce was too esoteric for me
my life is so crap i've been sat here for over an hour pondering if I should pick up a rotisserie chicken for lunch
>>151461111Nice dub dubs, also which way are you leaning?
>>151461104What prompt did you use?
>>151461111based bachelor handbag connoisseur
>>151461082yeah jeets dont touch baseball at all
>>151461115I think i'll do it, yes.. yes i'll do it. i'll pick up some stuffing too and a baguette and have a chicken stuffing baguette with some gravy. getting dressed now. Thanks mate
>>151461075read suetonius and I'll try and finish the alexiad
>>151461111Did you exercise today
>>151461131Sounds good lad, enjoy.
>Lourve robbed by group using mini-chainsaws
>>151461105I enjoyed Dubliners so I think I'll enjoy UlyssesI'm of the mindset that one doesn't need to understand every reference/allusion in order to enjoy a work. That said, from what I've seen of Finnegans Wake, it looks like complete paddybabble dogwank>>151461134But I really wanna read Alice...
>>151461143is the mona lisa ok?
>>151461143In the new pokemon game (set in a city apologetically inspired by Paris), within the first 5 minutes of the game, you have your game robbed by a person with dark skin.
was a lil sceptical of philippe but hes doing well
>>151461143*loads up ebay*
>>151461148apart from being incredibly mid?
funny how we dont do welcome to countrys for series against india
>paying money to see your home side get flogged kekekekkek
>>151461183kek just got reminded how pozzed the pozzies are
back from a run, easily my worst in probably 10 years. somehow kept the pace under 6 mins/km (which I know is dogshit) despite being cooked literally 1.5km in. too fat too slow lads please fatshame me so this doesn't happen again
>>151461147I've never read Ulysses but enjoyed Dubliners as well, the reputation preceding it offputting and I'm led to believe it'll be another book that end us half read on the bedside table (like The Alexiad).Just read Alice then lad, classic for a reason. Might not give you a boner like Nabokov's "I like it for the prose" Lolita
good news is that the skies in freo are clear meaning no rain on the way in perth
POOBACK
toilet just started flowing backwards lads
A DUCK ON DAYBOO
>>151461147yeah exactly, one of the poms put it well re pynchon but it applies to joyce too being that it's like watching a david lynch film there's a lot in there that you won't get but don't need to in order to enjoy the experience. Tbh if you understand everything immediately it may not be that good of a book
bed looms
>fart renshit
>>151461245based me
are 29 runs in 9 overs possible?
>>151461265if we believe, yes
You now remember the Pune toilet break
renshaw doesnt look up to it
>>151461265I've got my cricket expert sitting next to me and he's saying no
any webmgods able to clip that
>>151461273lmao had forgotten
>>151461204>Just read Alice then lad, classic for a reason. Might not give you a boner like Nabokov's "I like it for the prose" LolitaI'm proud to say I didn't even get a semi while reading it -- not even while he was describing her socks.
>oh fuck me>that's fucking awfulkek
you now remember cooper connolly facing bumrah in the champions trophy
renshaw making a good case for test selection
>be rohit>loses weight>runs immediately dry uphmm
>>151461307edit it was shami not bumrah
>>151461143how small we talkin here?
>sydney already a selloutjeetmaxing for sure
>>151461360shan't be going me
>>151461273most runs he ever got in test cricket
kek, fucking gottem
>>151461360I don't really get the mentality with that Tbh I'd be wanting to assimilate into the country I moved to like imagine if australians were the same with england and we all just only rocked up when england was playing because our parents/grandparents were from there
>>151461302Not even her sweet and pungent socks? Are you gay? Funny just realised when I read Lolita there were times I was reading it on the train as well, probably ten years ago when I was living in NSW. We are menaces, gonna re-read it after With the Old Breed
one more rum ere bed
>>151461387I remember some wogs I went to school with would support italy over australia in shit like the tennis, olympics, soccer etc and they were third generation at that point. didn't understand it at all, I was a literal migrant myself (came at the age of 3 granted) but the idea of supporting any country other than australia let alone putting them ahead of australia was unfathomable to me
>>151461387>I'd be wanting to assimilate into the country I moved tosounds like you're whitethese creatures are a different breed that see our country as nothing more than something to be exploited
>I was a literal migrant myself>wasalways will be FOWF
I'm jacked and I'm a chinese boy deal with it
are we winning lads
now that the dust has settled, was rohit and kohli the right play for India?
rigged match pozzies would have lost without the cheating
disgusting by renshaw to deny marsh his MUCH NEEDED half century.
>>151461425because they'd feel apart physically I reckon, rentza's moved over here from ingurland with me when I were but a wee bub but been in the army and care more about this cunt than any of my mateswill be at the ashes with an ANF, even if I could never accept republicanism and will always be a monarchist
>(DLS)asterisk on this winmight not have gotten those 5 runs
>>151461401Honestly, if anything it made me less hot on "lolis" (strictly cartoon, mind you; real children make me sick. They're also thoroughly unsexy.)I found Humbert's character, and his associated obsession, very slimy all around. Sympathisable (to an extent), sure, but slimy natheless. Although, I do think his final act(s) did redeem him, if only slightly
darsh
>>151461494It's been a long time since I read it but I remember sympathising with HH to a decreasing degree as the novel progressed, moving from almost support to opposition towards the end but I imagine that's what the general reading is, but then feeling conflicted as if I remember correctly him being ruined and turning up at a door pleading was pathetic but pitiable, maybe stemming from my own loneliness. And maybe I don't recall everything properly but I'll give it another run, for the prose.
I liked those wheres waldo books aye
yeah mum always read them to me
I enjoyed a zachy book recommendation one time
Deltora QuestMortal EnginesDay After TomorrowCherub series
Conn Iggulden
stopped smoking 6 years ago so completely out of the loop about how much the gov has fucked up tobacco and vaping policy. apparently tax revenue is at 2002 levels, black market makes up 70% of purchases, and smoking rates have gone my 30% in a year. marx brothers style fuck-up.
>>151461702it's fucking funny until you realise they'll patch the hole in the budget by increasing other taxes, I stopped smoking because of the price increases (which is what they wanted) but they didn't think the economic inelastic good rubber band would snap back so badlypollies really are entirely removed from the average person, I just buy snus online now
cigarettes are healthy and well tolerated
>>151460453Zneed
vaping is gaysnus is gaysmoking is inherently cool and social and relaxing
but I can vape in bed
I can snus in bed, in the pub, on a plane etc.
what's the point though. smoking isn't about the tobacco
>Afghanistan pulls out of cricket series after Pakistan air strike killed local playersTime to balkanise the terrorist shithole
i smoke a ciggie or two, but half the time I do that cool hollywood thing of having a heavy drag, a light drag then flick away, preferably into a gutter aimed towards a pack of dolphions
imo afghanistan kurdistan and iranic pakistan should be a single state alongside iran
the world cries out for a unified persia
just nicotine addiction honestly, not going to pretend it's anything nicobate or whatever the fuck they 'legally' sell for smoking cessation couldn't dowill happily smoke cigars or the odd dart but the smell really is bad, you don't realise it at the time
>>151461820because once you build an addiction, the feeling of satisfying your cravings is great
>>151461843>could've had a big booba persian pilot gf but sperged out after doing the sexo because intimacy is terrifying
also a slight headrush can be nice to add to your buzz when you're partying
>>151461829and that single state is irradiated & cratered
>>151461945t. ari goldstein
do like a knish
shartistan
iran is far more culturally linguistically and historically associated with europe than any other non-european nation. farsi sounds almost the same as polish
>>151461798>he hasn't vaped 40 times in the cabin on the one flight lol, lmao eventhe flight was never even turned around nor was i arrested
yeah just ghost it, piece of piss
>iran is developed from the caucasians who conquered it thousands of years agono kidding
got that backwards, caucasians outside of georgians are offshoots of iranic peoples that underwent degrees of turkification and slavicisation
Cricket prospects not looking good
benee's life on marzz & stella and steve are both fanastic.
>Dickie Bird did not marry or have children, and is survived by his sister, Marjorie WyattPlease don't be another Rolf
>rolfcouldn't dreck up a more recent nonce? that may have been andy, i mean handy!
this heist at the lourve has got me thinking maybe a few of us /cric/ lads get together and start doing heists
could steal the ashes from us
steal cricket back from india
>>151463422kek
we are all /ella roberts/ here yes?
>>151463886she can hit a long ball
.
Elysse Perry gets a new hairstyle from Vizag ballgirl
jwu
>>151464316where have you been all day
>>151465061Watching the women's world cup, of course.
sisters boyfriend has been making a documentary with yuvraj Singh
>dead genny
yesterday's thread was nice, not quite ready for the ashes but an improvement
I am cooking up a devilish post for the first testGonna be absolutely diabolical if it plays out the way i need it to use it
what are you first testing champ iykwim haha
been trialing a few "GONE GOTEM"s in the local communitymixed responses
>>151461082based
have you tried gone gotteming amyone who doesn't like the mick?
>>151481283yeah, candace owens
>>151481315corr i'd gone gottem her vagina with my bwc iykwim haha
Does she have a nice juicy arse?
>>151481365get it haha get it haha get it haha get it haha get it haha get it? haha get it? haha get it
Had to call the rozzers tonight on a bunch of apes who should go back to swinging between branches in the jungleState of this country, fuck me. Had been a lovely day until then
Morning on court sesh. Didn't want to play but did as a favour to a mate. Was alright nothing special but just to keep ticking over til the good ones this coming week
*unsubscribes*
Evening on pitch sesh. 1G + 4A in an 10-7 loss (uneven teams but it's all good) once again my assists were a thing of pure beauty>you've got some tekkers mateAssist #5 that should've been>pass comes in from the left to me centre back to goal being marked>feint to spin off right but instead play the backheel with my left foot ala Bergkamp vs Newcastle back to the guy who's running through splits my marker and his>he's clean through>flubs itWould've been GOTM
one-day cup games today lads
seems like every time one of these faggot bong blog posters disappears two take his place.
don't even mind the odd blogpost if it's about something funny or unusual and infrequent but these cunts are actually trying to posture with their mundane ramblings
>pot>kettleMentally zutted
>rain has stopped play in both domestic matchescursed sport
>fucking beat you with 3rd tier team basterds bgt>fucking rain make aussie win sandpaper cheat>fucking cheat it t20 for aussie but we not know benchod rain bloody>no aussie in crowd because centrelink too poor >fucking jaiswal not play this our reserve team sandpaper bitchjeets arent taking the loss last night very well bros
BZC energy
>>151486870i assume they're on all corners of the internet but where are you reading these copes?besides bumrah, their team was about as stacked as it can get while >we had a collection of literally whos
>>151487092kikebook
>2025>using facejewConvicts really are 20 years behind the times
>>151487092The thing is Australia has a lot of depth, its just cock blocked by selectors and the old boys club. >we could roll out 3 to 5 teams capable of beating most international squads
Funny a blog posting bong calls us convicts when theyre now prisoners in their own country guarded by hordes of jeets pakis and blacks kek
>>151487454selectors are still struggling to find an opener that might avg 30+
>closes facebook>posts facebook tier monotony on /cric/
facebook is getting popular again because its unpopular
>unironically shilling for facejew
>>151487882mad?
how likely is it the ashes go to 5 days you reckontickets for earlier days are either sold out or shit
>>151486398We've got La Nina this Summer, expect a lot of cricket to be lost to rain.
Depends if curators doctor the pitches like they've done for bazball shitters here
same old aussie pitches (fairest in the world for both teams btw), not our fault rest of the world has turned to statpad roads
>>151487916just buy tickets and refund them if it's over before then
>>151488107yeah that's what I'll do I think
>>151488145only risk is if the match is wrapping up early on your day
>>151487916bazball doesnt do day 5s
reckon f i was an ump in the old days and they just pay you a flat match fee, i would just give everything out so hourly rate is better
>>151488190yeah I'm going to go on day 4 so hopefully I'll be able to at least catch somethingI don't necessarily need the whole day but a good half day would sort me >>151488286true
>>151488357should still be able to get a refund or partial refund if it's under a certain amount of overs for the daytravelling sucks but it would be alright to see >us claim a victory in a morning session plus get your money back
will konstas score any runs?
fucking hope so, we are about to start every innings of the ashes 2 down
yeah, just look at these starts in the one-day cup right now>qld 2-16 (5.0)>vic 3-44 (11.0)at least wa are halfway through their overs for 4 down
oh we got 2nd SA vs Pak test lateralso more meme cricket in nz (rained off)
Zimbos vs Afg Test in ~6 hours
whens the next criggy
~2 hours
>>151488605kek remember when he got bullied by virat
>>151490035
>>151490035Vilerat was made to look like the petty faggot he is and got finedKonSTUD won that one by just standing there kek
>>151490173indians think they're in a movie
>>151491136maybe he thought konstas was a train
>named beardman>clean shaven
>>151491136they are. t.codex pajeet enjoyer
>>151490173>your best bowler gets ramped by a fresh faced zoomer>chuck a childish tantrum and act surprised when you get confronted about itFor all the (deserved) hate Indians get, it is very amusing to see them chimp out when things don't go the way they want them to>ynr Kohli losing it and shouting into the stump mic when they played in South Africa some years back
>>151491167
konstas is such a fucktard manreally dont want him in the ashes but fuck me everyones shithonestly lets play marnie or green as an opener so we can play both of them (assuming Webster is still in)
>>151491702his chances are fucked for a while now i would've thoughtboland is obviously going to replace cummins but it causes a bit of an issue with batting depthneser is more of a life-for-like replacement as they are both on the verge of bowling all-rounders
>>151491773I think there would be widespread riots if boland didnt make it and neser didthat being said, I would be totally fine with him being in there - though he wouldn't get many chances this series. if he didnt perform in game 1 id go back to bolandalso *cough cough* mitch owen *cough cough*
>>151491973head's returns haven't been that great lately and in limited overs, he just takes advantage of fielding restrictions to baz it anywayyou don't get less outfielders than the start of a test innings
>>151492030yeah feel like head has kinda avoided the spotlight in the lead up but hes definitely been a touch weak of recentfeels like the selectors have actually quite a difficult team to namelike mitch marsh should be there as well - hes been on fire in the shorter format stuff recently
koonman looked good last night so did Ellis. Couple of t20 sloggers who could slot in tooWe've got heaps of good players theyre just cock blocked by the ageing players most of who are good. You cunts are being negative, go to any other cunt and look at their reserves they are dogshit compared to AusGODs hate to say it but fuck up cunts
>>151492070>like mitch marsh should be there as wellpretty sure he'd be next choice all-rounder but cunt doesn't bowl anymore
>>151492084konstas in you reckon?
>owen got 2 wickets last night>owen uh bindia bros?
>>151492084dont worry about last night saar, just one game saar
>>151492101intimidated by tallchads
GONE GOTTEM SIT THE FUCK DOWNWALK THE FUCK OFF
20 minutes till snoozyland vs binland broskis
chances of poopeeland skies allowing a result?
yeah mate, quintessential peewee spring night ahead
hope it rains lmaobecause i think t20 is a joke and no one should play it rofl
poor kid has ptsd
>7am>it's still pitch black
we won the toss is that good
queensland crumbled without marn
>>151492095personal opinion is one opener should be there to soak up deliveries and the other to build an innings. middle order can come in to face an older ball as opposed to the domino effect we have now where 3 4 and 5 are coming in against a relatively new ballKonstas doesnt fulfill either of these roles, he scores quickly or hes out. Either way the top and middle order are facing a relatively new ball which they have been doing for a while.I like him and he mindbroke the indians but he doesnt fit in unless you want to go the bazball style game which is retarded given australian pitches.Hes always been susceptible to top of off deliveries which most batsmen are but you cant have that as an opener.I'd give weatherald the nod over konstas but im not disappointed if they keep him in he makes it spicy for everyone particularly his own team
Peewees have throaty, mincey-sounding voicesPozzies have nasally, feminine/screechy voicesWhat went so wrong for both?
>>151492256for some fucked up reason, a lot of people from elsewhere in the world are into that shit, so it's ok
>Konstas doesnt fulfill either of these roles, he scores quickly or hes out.>I'd give weatherald the nod>We've got heaps of good players theyre just cock blocked by the ageing players>weatherald>age: 30y 350d
Puywuys hive throaday, muncey-seending voicusPuzzies hive nasully, fiminine/scruychy voicusWhat wint so wrong for bouth?
bring in that fat indian fella that scored 330 recentlyhes like 21 y/o
nz getting bazzed hard
does caleb jewell deserve more attention?
>Peewees heeve threeety, meeenceey-seending veeceees>Peezees heeve neeselly, feemeneene/screechy veeceees>Wheet weent see wreeeng feer beeeth?that is LITERALLY what you sound like lmaopeeeple een gleeess heeeses sheedn't threee steeenes
kek GOTTEM
massive asterisk on that front foot check
That was absolutely a no ball kek
>>151492325pretty good formsaw some of the tas game earlier and he hit some sweet cover drives
stream randomly has audio that makes commentators sound like blurred interviewees on a current affair
Watching the cricket on my 140p livestreamt. 128kbps yt2mp3 downloader
>Watching the cricket>british flag
>cricket on>not watching, just checking /cric/ every 20-30 minutes to see what's happening
>>151492403thats a very homogenous crowd...
>>151492409yeah all of snoozyland are here for this match
>>151492325sure, I could see >gayleb poowell got a ring to it
>>151492403
>nz catching
>dropped catchland>>151492403Twiglet arms in the centre black tshirt cap and shades
You would've thought those big fucking gloves would actually make catching a ball easier.
>>151492458kekwould be worth saving if it had happened during a cricket match
Test match on and you lot are watching brainlet bash absolute state of this "general"
whos playing in the test though
>>151490035>bulliedvirat chimped out and bumped into him like the angry manlet he isi don't care about konstas but he did nothing wrong there
>>151492492zimbab afghan in just over an hour
we're in here ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTevxjmqIoI
if salt gets out at 49 his name will be salty XD
>>151491167heh>>151492458they just fucked up again kek
>>151492492saffas vs pak
>playing APTbased
has santner ever thrown a ball before?
WALLOP
for some reason i always think of brook as being tall, i think i confuse him with crawley for some reason
imagine getting out to that pieabsolute fraud
>choose to field>can't field
every time i see one of those stupid paddle shots, i hope the next one hits them in the head
Have New Zealand started doing their rain hakas yet?
par score?
neesham...
bad luck m8, just need to get your eye in
Is 20 a good economy for a t20 bowler?
>>151492735kek
lmao
is nz the hardest country to take a catch in?
this would be quite embarrassing for us if it wasn't a t20
maybe your peem should take t20 seriously then they might play better
Yes hello I am here now
Hardly the Oye Hoye cup though is it, lets be honest
need a finna earthquake haka
>>151492792fuck i used to hate that style of capglad it died
>>151492802Yeah pretty awful
>>151492734150
yeah we're a flat cap general
more like new ballland
>looking good mate
reckon if we can be at about 170-180 while only a wicket or 3 down at the 15 over mark in our innings, we'll be in a pretty similar position to what england are now in
>wehope you're embarrassed m8
>if we can be in [englands position] then we will be in [englands position
have 2 batsmen ever scored cennos in the same t20 innings?
200 in a t20 is impressive
>>151492873not entirely sure if 2 batspersons have ever played in the same t20 innings (i don't know what t20 is)
>you're now aware josh inglis is 2nd highest all-time hundred scorers in t20s for australia, with 2
>>151492850what cricket position do you play mate
GOTTEM WALK YOU POM CUNT
should've done that earlier
AND ANOTHER GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH
>>151492912long hard on
Narrative status: In tatters
>>15149292860sec cooldown though isn't it, too busy asking the other guy what position he played m8
>>151492935t20 is too short for a narrative even form
>>151492932
why on earth would you think i was talking to you. pipe down
>>151492945Kek What a pissy cunt.
>>151492945were you talking to me?
WALLOPlove t20, me
lol they were 2 down a minute ago, now 4 downpathetic
>>151492945If you click on their post no. it will reply to them, creating a what we call a (You), which will help you look like less of a faggot loser.
>>151492945kekhe must not be watching the game
fuming, go take it out on your wife jonah
>>151492979I'm not him retard
snoozyland will want to score some fackin wallops
>>151492944I cant help but see this whenever this gets posted
yeah thats a pooview
who is leading the moral victory though?
two words to sum up poopeeland?reliably embarrassing
How do I get a cute kiwi foid with a silly accent for myselfare they worth it
cricket is a sport where you can't really tell who's winning at the half way point, because both teams haven't had a turn yet, yeah?
based winviz denier
>>151493018they export any half decent women to bondi
reckon having every bowler in your team go for at least 10 an over is probably not ideal haha
this is brutal
Work just called lads haha jk I've never had a job
ravindra is a solid mouldy name tbqh
>PJW still makes videos
ravindras class
are you ok NZ?? ARE YOU OK???
UMPBALL
ive been using a bottom sheet as my top sheet for a week
>2025>using sheets
>13 runs for the price of 2 wickets is this a good option going forward in a T20 cricket game?
oi shitspouter you here m8?
can a straight man wear this kind of cap?
>>151493135>>151492822
>>151493033too easy
More like a fag cap general iykwim haha
Why are New Zealand going at a run a ball? Do they think it's an ODI?
>>151493141KEK HIT US FOR SIX
uhhh london bros I'm not feeling so good about nz performance right now
Pat "Captain Woke" Cummins v. Ben "Defender of Poofs" Stokes
might go to bednothing to do with the state of the t20 i don't care about that at alljust because i'm getting up quite early tomorrow
>>151492830Best ever peewee /cric/ post
>>151493190wow bro tell us more
GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF BACK TO THE EAST ISLAND (there is no east island)
Dry scalp
Daryl Mitchell would then be Daryl Itchy
wish this was a test twenty
Scratchin Ravindra
it is what do you think the T stands for if it was a O20 (O for over) which I think it silly cause it should be an E20 (equal to 20)
>test cricketwhat are they testing? how boring a sport can possibly me? lmao
ggs me thinks
I've never watched a nz game where they looked good
>>151493248do have an update actuallyhave decided i am going to bed in probably the next 10-15 minutesbut for all intents and purposes i'm going right now, this is my last post for the night
Still won the story to be fair
>in 15 years every single cricket team apart from the african teams will just be full of ravindras, singhdeep and rashids fucking grim
>>151493254
>>151493293sleep good sweetie have a good day tomorrow xoxo
>>151493293
oh dear
How come nobody replies to my post?
SMACKY could win from here
>>151493301reminds me of this
>>151493313I felt like you were trying to be inflammatory and seeing as I am ill right now, didnt want to partake
member when ravindra was touted as the next batting prodigy I member
much like your posts, your flag is a big plus
>>15149332640% batting ability 60% nz "look how not racist I am he's the best evar"
looks like pak vs sa is going to be a 800/6d type match as predicted
>>151493323>I am illWhat kind of illness?
>>151493339the shits from a bad butter chicken
>>151493339unironically myocarditis lolnot vaxxed either so some sort of sick twisted joke from the universewas in and out of hospital all weekend, finally home on bedrest
>>151493344get well soon m8
>>151493349im feeling all good and sounds like ive escaped any long term issuesjust gotta not seethe about anything for a week or so
>this is the guy people were saying shouldve replaced Bashir for the ashes
bashir??? I hardly know her!
>100 runs in 6 overs hmmmm
>>151493364vpn off lawncunt
we're all lawncunt
>>151493395>>151493395>>151493395
>>151493344Hope you get well soon but reckon you won't
>>151493378If I ever made a post like this you'd all laugh at my white feet
