>>151510766erm I just beat Bowser in the Koopa Cup in Mario Baseball
The Dodgers are Americas team. They represent the future of the white race. Get used to it you animals.
>>151510766>third place threadKwab.
>>151510766The Mariners have never lost a World Series
>>151510903no other group in the world is trying to bring japan and korea together like the dodgers are right now. shame on both of their countries' governments. jesus' favorite team
it begins
>>151511111CHECKED
why do chicanos seethe at white canadians so much
>>151512874My reply to previous . Also I texted my fiancee and she told me that Blue jays had a more better chance clapping Dodgers booty than Mariners, with her saying "Didn't the Dodgers swept the mariners last game?"Lnaaaooooo sorry Mariners, but yeah I think blue gays did you a favor desu.
Buffalochad here, KEK MEMENERS
>>151512901DodJays?
MARNIERS>MARNIERSAlso, MARNIERSDid I mention, MARNIERS?
OOF>>151512932
>>151512917FAGint kek!
ohtani boos will be deafening
FAGGOTners
>>151510766the dodgers are going to RAPE those niggas lol
>>151512967FAGint? FAGint kek!
What’s everyone’s predictions for next year? Tigers? brewers? Pirates? Mets?
Honestly every time someone says the dodgers are going to sweep or rape the jays it feels like a jinx and the jinxes are piling up.
Bros, it's unbelievable. I'm so happy.
>>151512986>I'm so happy.yay!
Zuttkaner still malding kek
We avenged the cubbie bears, now it's time to avenge the mariners.
>>151512986alcs celebrations were nice to watch. dodgers couldn't give less of a shit
>>151512982yes
Imagine being Bazardo right now. Imagine being Dan Wilson right now.
Zuttkaner speaking truth to power tonight
Couldnt have happened to a larger piece of shit like Cal. Fuck you and your no chin having ass face, bitch.
>>151512914The thing is, this is probably true. I don't think the AL west (besides the angels and a's) is going to be as soft as some people might think either.
>>151510766this is mean.sry Msbros. Tough luck. Of all the contenders this season, I found you all to be some of the more pleasant fans. Your boys had an amazing year. t-mobile is a great park, they did the hot dogs from heaven thing when I was there and it was pure sovl. I hope to see you guys next October.
Fuck the mariners and fuck the dodgers
>>>/wsg/6005577listen to poolio ahahahaha
Scherzer is about to tie the record for most WS appearances with the most teams.
>>151513033All they do is spam the same wholesome chungus memes over and over
>>151512319Could be worse
>>151510766KEK fucking mariners are an embarrassment
>>151512982Dodgers are threepeating
>>151513060Yes probably. Who in the AL?
Reminder
>>151512998and then there was one
>>151513066Red Sox, Dodgers will beat the three biggest AL East teams
>>151513072Look at her go!
>>151513048kek more like Loseriana
>>151512998we're avenging the philthies you retard
>>151511111Nice.
>>151513045I enjoy their self-aware, self-deprecating posts, and I prefer it to le edgy pol humor.
>>151513045where exactly
Mariners really made the yordan alvarez game the second most gutwrenching loss in franchise history
>>151513107which one?
Kinda feel bad about it. It was supposed to be their first WS. It's like putting down a dog.
>>151513103fag
>>151513071Based Hoff
>>151513107Yordong and Springer just love fucking the memeners
>>151513071This (being part of a much larger issue) is why the Mariners will never make it to the World Series. A level headed hitter would have been walked. By and large the mariners are emotional and snap under pressure. Julio wanted to hit a home run. He wanted to be a hero. Instead of being a team player and getting on first.
>>151513116more like putting down a grizzly bear. until springer jays season was over
>>151513107
>>151513116No don’t feel bad. Dan Wilson panicked and took out Woo. That’s not what a World Series team would do. We didn’t deserve it. You do. I’m inclined to think we will never make a World Series but in a decade or two, who knows eh?
Jays last went to the Series in 93, here were your HR leaders for that season. Say something nice about them.
>>151513141>Robbie Ray on short rest to close it outWhat was Servais cooking?
>>151513116>feel badLmao don'tFuck everyone, get the ring. There no friendshio in baseball. It's why cubgers is going to destroy the Dodgers.
>>151513155there is no cubgers
>>151513141God I really hope we don't get fucked with injuries next season.
>>151513036Is that his cheat sign?
>>151513038Team is unironically brokenEspecially in that franchise
Mariners fan coming in with a request.First of all, congrats on making the World Series. I used to live in LA. Moved there in '07, back when the Dodgers were a shadow of what they are today. I decided that I needed a team to root for when I moved there, thought it'd help me feel more connected to the city. And I figured that the Mariners would never see the Dodgers but maybe once every five years since the leagues never played each other back then. So, I became a Dodgers fan.I ask of you, I beg of you, please kick the shit out of Toronto.Ruin that loser-ass cheater George Springer's life, bring out Kendrick Lamar to throw out the first pitch at game 3, do whatever it takes. I believe in you.
>>151511111Checked
>>151513083Got 'im right where I want 'im
>>151513141have teams stopped doing this to their starting pitchers yet? I think of Ray, Wacha, Kershaw, and Cortes as being thrown into shitty spots like this and screwing it up.
>>151513179Lol it happened to Kershaw AGAIN this playoffs they just managed to survive it. Dodgers are not as strong as their record looks.
I’ve seen the Red Sox, White Sox, and Cubs all win a World Series in my lifetime. I believe I WILL see the Mariners make it to the World Series as well.
>>151513166Yeah. It’s going to be a rebuild next year. But hopefully we get the wildcard in a few years. This team? this roster? It’s gone. It will split up.
>>151513179Teams still use starting pitchers as relievers in the playoffs if that’s what you’re asking
>>151513190:(
>>151513168based RC
>>151513188cleveland will break the cubs title drought record before the memeiners win the pennant at this rate
>>151513188Not for a while anon. Nobody gets a turn just because. This was the best the mariners have ever been. And they still had the same mariner sickness. We will make it but it will be with a team unrecognizable from today. Julio will probably still be there though. Just with grey hair and batting .180
The Japanese are too savage with their memes.
>>151513188I never thought I’d see my team win one. Just keep the faith, optimism is never a bad thing…
>>151513192Yeah but I guess I meant in high leverage spots instead of length ones. I also remember Maddon saying he wasn't going to use Jon Lester in situations with runners on and then he brought him in with 2 guys on base and he threw a wild pitch that scored both runners kek
>>151513186kershaw is a low leverage reliever that pitched in a game they were losing
>>151513210I’m not going to say anything rude about you or the Japanese or this picture. I’m being a good person now for the rest of my life
>>151513188Lucky for them they all root for real teams
>>151513188There's always next year (to lose to the Dodgers!)
>>151513212We are approaching 50 years as a franchise.
>it was 2-0 in a 2-3-2 format
>>151513214Yeah they still do, there just hasn’t been any noteworthy blow ups recently. And yeah my friend is a cubs fan, he always says Maddon tried to give that World Series away
>Los Doyers win again lolNice "sport" ya got there, faggots.
Atleast the Mariners aren't about to go bankrupt like the Padres lmao
no one cares doyerpaco
everyone cares doyerchad
>>151513237Maybe they will relocate and get a better name.
>>151513237They are spiritually bankrupt though
Who ya got?
>>151513249This is true. The batting in the 8th and 9th inning was the most Mariners thing I’ve ever seen as a Mariners fan. Absolutely. No fight left even though it’s just one run in two innings
>zuttkaner seethingkwaz
>>151513252>11 upvoteswould using the phrase "this time black people can understand" be as well received?
>>151512986Nobody cares, faggot ass nigga. Drop dead.
who is that
>>151510766Mariners fans are so dramatic. Try being a Dodgers fan. You wouldn't last one 8th inning.
>>151513268It is a great comfort to know that at least I don’t live in California.
Blue Jays don't have the pitching to contain the Dodgers, the Mariners did. This World Series is going to be one sided
>>151513252it's funny because the guy that wrote this is probably white and doesn't realize both of those artists have majority white fanbases
zuttydoo 'em!
>>151513277Mariners got swept by the dodgers. Jays won atleast one game against themHonestly it seems one sided regardless who would’ve won tonight
I only care about sports when my state's team is starting to do wellAs a WAfag I'm fairly disappointed. Would have been happy with at least being able to say we finally hit the World SeriesBut being a WAfag is largely about coming to terms with disappointment (in more than just sports)
jays fans literally cant lose. They either get to celebrate a world series or they get to celebrate not being a doyerpaco
>>151513286The Brewers were 6-0 against the Dodgers, regular season record doesn't mean shit.
>>151513294Atleast you guys got the Seahawks. Well… who’s decrowning the rams out of the nfcwest
>>151513286Correct.
>>151513281drake has white fanskendrik has brown ones
When I think about it. Baseball has to be a soul crushing sport to ever exist. Blowing a lead or giving up a HR seems more Psychological damaging than Football/Basketball. That shit lingers in your head forever. Football players or NBA players can shrug it off, but with baseball? That's like to the grave.
>>151513277Blue Jays lineup is good enough to get their 4 aces out of the game early to feast on their BP, though.Dodgers offense needs to step up this series. Gotta need lots of runs.
>>151513298That was a slumping injured dodgers team the brewers swept. No Snell, no Pitchtani, and no Roki.But I get your point
>>151513302 football is getting more boring I haven’t watched a single Seahawks game this year even though they are 5-2
>>151513305lol lmao even. Imagine being this out of touch. Or is this Zuttkaner bait?
>>151513305Drake has female fansK-dot has numale fans
>>151513305I don't really care about the minutia of this. Rap is a mainstream music genre and they're two of the biggest rappers in the world. For redditors to pretend like "white people" aren't aware of this beef is just odd reddit self-flagellation to signal to nons that they're "one of the hip ones"
>>151513324please be kind zutttranner lives in the third world he wouldn't know about america or baseball
why are you guys talking about rap music
>>151513342rap is CRAPand this place is a SHIT HOLE
>>151513342Game isn't on till Friday
>>151513334Now this is more accurate desu
>>151513342because a reddit chad posted this picture >>151513252That's why. If that's not OK why don't you give us a list of things we are allowed to talk about
>>151513355>please please please please reply to meOkay here
get fucked xheattle
>>151513357I was literally answering your question you simpleton
>>151513360Trash can man do be like dat
>>151513363>that (You) was not enough I am angry with youOkay here is another
I love rap, hip-hop, bebop, afro beat, funk, reggae and the ‘lot
How would I go about learning prices for concessions at different parks. I figure they would respond to a kindly worded email, no?
>>151513374some anon posted an infographic of the average price of ballpark hotdogs around the league a few weeks agoI'm sure the info is out there for you anon
Canada hasn't won a sports thing my entire life. We will restore order to the world even when drumpf worships chaos
>>151513360off the floor on the board
>>151513380everything I've seen is either a couple years old or dubiously sourced
>>151513369YES YES
Mariners fans deserved that for crying over a tie in the alds
>>151513385Funny that you say that. Lots of Redditors are wanting the jays to win to stick it to Donny Dipshit
FUCK the dodgers
>>151513397I actually have no idea what you’re talking about.
>>151513401The thing is I want ohtani to win more too he's crazy good. At least he won last year
>>151513385The Raptors won in 2019. Are you 5?
>>151513350Rap is good when it was about niggers being niggers, and making confessions about why we shouldn't freely live near each other. Plus the universal themes of making money, having sex with women, and disregarding homosexuals. Then Kendrick comes along with midwit political wokeness that the Jews make popular in a fruitless effort to make rap "artistic and deep" when it just doesn't slap as a hard calling others rapper faggots.
>>151513369Nah he said he love rap, hip-hop, bebop, afro beat, funk, reggae and the ‘lot lil bro def invited to the cookout
>>151513160either way you won't be all that good
>>151513414How the fuck did I forget that lmao. I think I blocked the NBA out of my memory after that atrocious last year with OKC being rigged for by the refs. Jokic shoulda won last year but they let Caruso bear hug him every game, disgusting.
are the mets better than the astros
>>151513410
>>151513414I miss the Sonics…
>>151513429we all love the Mets
>>151513431>a guy criedOkay.
>>151513443hell yea brother
>>151513414No one cares about apehoop
>>151513431hahaha i'm so glad these faggots got to see their team lose after thinking they had won, i bet at least a few of them will even end up killing themselves because it was springer who did it
>>151513431hope this guy is ok tonight
>>151513457he's playing his switch 2 as we speak
>>151513473I’m considering getting the switch 2 for duskbloods. I haven’t owned anything Nintendo in a long time
>>151513484yeah duskbloods looks cool
>>151513426Flagg was supposed to go to Toronto before the rigged draft/Luka trade. Can't believe people here are seriously telling me they'd rather watch the modern NBA over baseball.
>>151513484>>151513492Does look kinda sick, hadn’t heard of it. I kinda want a steam deck tbqhwutho.
>>151513495Yeah that draft did seem super rigged, but apparently the process is pretty hard to fake and ran by a 3rd party. Not sure how they went about that.
>>151513457Hope he’s dead
It was the ending I wanted. Especially the class your fans showed Springer as he laid out on the ground. Fitting he finished ya off!
>>151513525They cheered after he got up.
>>151513525Manufactured drama. Can’t we just be satisfied that it was a good series? Unlike the slurper in gaysconsin.
>>151513522
choketani will return and the jays will win
>>151513525Schneider was being retarded and didn’t understand it’s standard practice to cheer and clap when an injured player stands back up.
>>151513548I hear he is on a plane to Toronto for real this time. Expect a press conference on Friday. Big things!
>>151513551He learned nothing but the best from being a manager of the Vancouver Canadians.
>>151513040Damn. I hate the Blew Jeets but Max is such a great competitor.(José Tabata can go die in a fire.)
>>151513484I don't know what Duskbloods is but I bought a Switch 2 on a whim a few months back when I was driving by a best buy one morning and saw a bunch of nerds lined up outside and correctly assumed they must have had them in stock that day. The new Mario Kart and Donkey Kong games are pretty good. I'm a normie tho.
Well, it's time for dodger baseball. Hope they sweep Canada.
>>151513586Fuck you
that funky muncy
>>151513589You can’t speak that way to your ruling country.
>>151513586based doyerbong
>>151513589No fuck you, leather man.
>>151513602I am inside your home.
kanye mogs kendrik and drake
>everyone expects yankees to sweep jays>they win>everyone expects jays to take game 1 and 2 off a beat-up mariners>they lose>everyone expects the marines to sweep the jays after losing both home games>they winhonestly, I'm feeling okay. Worried about having no lefties to put down ohtani, but jays have done decent against cy young caliber pitchers
>>151513621Drake was never good Kendrick has a couple good albums but is massively overrated Kanye has been terrible since like 2015 but his best before that obviously mogs both
>>151513621
>>151513621wouldn't know, I don't listen to rap because it's stupid.
which playoff team has the most cute fans in the stands
Will the Brewers be good next year?
>>151513649I say this as a horny dodgerchad with very low standards who loves milfs, chubbers, and women of all shades... not the dodgers.
>it was we were gonna have 80 wins>it was vladdy's gonna sign in jew york>it was we're gonna choke the division>it was the stankees were gonna sweep up>it was the mariners were gonna embarrass us
>>151513622The Mariners showed how good pitching can slow down the Jays offence, but I don't know how the Dodgers would react if suddenly their starters were getting slapped around for the first time this postseason. It all hinges on whether or not the Jays offence can figure out the Dodgers' pitching.
I don't know why everyone's so blackpilled about the mariners, this is the most optimistic I've been about this team since I was like 6 years old. I assumed the season was over when they lost game 1 to the tiggies, and I assumed they would get swept by the gays after game 5 went to extras, so I can't feel disappointed with how it ended. Plus they still have a solid young core locked down, and as long as they fix the black hole that is the bottom third of the lineup I think they have a decent shot at the division.They need to pay Naylor whatever he wants, sign some real corner outfielders, and for the love of god let Geno walk in free agency even though the reddit chungus portion of the fanbase loves him.I'll see you faggots next season, hopefully the dodgers sweep
>>151513673This is why no one likes you faggots.
>>151513673You guys were like 9 outs away from your first pennant in team history then blew it. It’s a tough loss to stomach for anyone.
I’m so glad we won but ngl I feel terrible for the mariners a lil bit who knows if they ever get this far again literally everything perfectly aligned and they still lost those players genuinely look like they just got tortured during the post game interviews
>>151513673>there’s always next yearFor 48 years yeah that is the mariner motto but this was the team and the year. We will be worse next year. Cal will not bail us out on HR next year and Naylor is going to walk.
>>151513701Probably not. I don’t see them making the wildcard even in 2026
>>151513673>2002 is our year!!
how are mariners fans still alive
>>151513711I agree Cal will regress hard, like 30 dingers max, but he's still young and has improved every year and will be one of the best catchers in the league at the very least. Julio and the rotation will also continue developing, we'll shuffle the bullpen around and turn a few randos into sub-3 ERA guys like we always do. We have a stacked farm system with some mlb ready guys to fill some gaps. The only real concern for me is Naylor, but even if we lose him, we played most of the season without him anyway. Either way I think we're one big acquisition away from being serious contenders again.
>>151513722Who are you quoting
>>151513733because baseball is just a sport and not really that big of a deal
>>151513746I am quoting optimistic Mariners fans after losing their last ALCS in 2001 who would not see the playoffs again until 2022
>Los Angeles Illegal AliensYou can't make this stuff up!
>>151513733I'd be delirious by this point and most of if not a full bottle deepbless their hearts that was horrible to watch from afar
>>151513758Ayy lmao aliens would be a cool mascot
>>151513755Oh ok, I don't see how that relates to my post though
FAGints kek! FAGints kek!!
thoughts? concerns?
>>151513762 it hurts but actually it feels kind of like this is how things are supposed to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfXEyKXn3L8
Lil late night FAGints kekkin goin on?
who is she talking to
>>151511111Neither have the Jays and they've actually been there.
>>151513777The Jays were +850 vs the Yankees +250 and the Mariners +150 to win the American League. LA is a titan but the Jays already beat long odds just to make it this far.
Having the regular season win record is better than going to a world series but mariner fans just wanna be whiny little sad bois like their hero Kurt Nobrain
>>151513772You are just like the optimistic mariner fan from 2001. And the mariners will reward your optimism. Reminder they almost didn’t make the playoffs this year, like most years. Imagine just being slightly worse. A loss here and there. A long single instead of a honed run there. No one hitting as many Home Runs as Babe Ruth. It’s that simple. The Mariners are always just short of success. It’s who they are.
Zuttkaner still seething kek
>>151513806No it’s not don’t be retarded. It’s a fun fact it’s not a trophy.
>>151513810Midwit take. Science lovers know every single team has exactly a 1/30 chance to win it all every season.
>>151513818Oh. Didn’t realize this was a Mariner false flagger. You got me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCgTn0vaB28i can't believe we got our kawhi walkoff moment, there's never been a game 7 homerun like this before
>>151513810>You are just like the optimistic mariner fan from 2001But I'm not, because it's 2025
>>151513765>he doesn't know
>>151513810>if you take away all the good things they did, they wouldn't be goodIs there name for this retarded argument?
it's so funny how joe davis straight up calls out that munoz should be getting ready as soon as two men got on but dan wilson is too clueless
>>151513831Could not happen to a less deserving player
>>151513873SEETHE
>>151513857My original post stated they were going to be slightly worse next year. And cal wasn’t going to bail them out on home runs. Mariners next year are going to be the Astros if this year.
>muh witcheskwab dumbass mariners fans trusting black magic like there isn't a billion stories telling them that it always bites you in the ass
>>151513701stop being a faggot. these are competitive sports
>>151513946I have old acquaintances who were larping that witch hex for the mariners thing and it’s a small comfort to me knowing he and his wife lost even though I did too
>>151513952may their loss outweighs yours
>Kendrick Lamar vs Drake part 2 Electric BoogalooNow the Dodgers can't afford to lose to the Jays.
Jays should have JayZ perform at the worlds eries
what were the highlights of the dodgers brewers series
>>151513906The Jays are a bonafide lunchpail crew. Vlad might be the MVP but they have hard workers up and down the lineup. Clement, Lukes, Gimenez, Kirk, etc etc all invaluable to the Jays’ success
Is the National League just awful except for the Dodgers?
>>151513962Genuinely who are those people
>>151513991Elderly black m musicians
>>151513210kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVRrgelVuSw
My Doyers finna gape em
Dodgers will sweep the World Series
>>151513722My halos confirmed playing in WS next year?
>NLCS doyers avenge cubgers. >WSdoyers avenge cubyalgeriners
Now that I've had time to think about it and process the loss, I've decided that I still want the Doyers to sweep the Blow Gays.
Oh me? I hope both teams lose >:D
I will once again be laughing when the jays win after everyone doubts them
>>151511111Blessed digits
>>151514056kys
Still laughing at the Mariners holy shit lmao they really thought they had a chance
Still laughing at the Blue Jays holy shit lmao they really think they have a chance
was that the best of the playoff series so far?
>>151514184Easily
rape hounds are going to annihilate the blow gays
>>151514062>doyers avenge cubgers.this is unhinged...>doyers avenge cubyalgerinersthis is inCane's...!
>blow gays only have righties rape hounds gonna feast
>>151514160The fact they blew it twice would imply they indeed had a chance.
i feel so bad for the mariners man...but don't fret... next year we'll get our fun vedder cup world series and we'll all be happy then!
they'll make it back in another 24 years. let's hear it for the 2049 AL west champs!!
Icarus laughed as he fell.
Dodgers haven't won at a WS at home since 1963. Thank you Blow Gays!
>>151514223Wait your turn, 2026 was always the plan!
i enjoy the mariners being cursed, so i'm happy it's gone this way even with the playoffs being much easier to make now. feels like only a matter of time though
>>151514241*blocks your path*
>>151514245not the ears!!
what have you achieved in the last 7 months anon?
I love watching the trash can Astros players repeatedly prove they're still better than the rest of the league without cheating.
>>151514250veteran dodger hitters are going to embarrass him
>>151514255Who said he’s not still cheating?
yesavage got extremely lucky. dude had a 1.59 and a 1.75 WHIP against the mariners.
monkey
never
Poop
cramp
>>151513011>every single games ends past midnight esti hate it manfred
>>151510766Ugggh, Los Angeles vs Canada in the world series. Which lame ass lefty shithole am I going to pull for.
You're telling me that the same Blue Jays that choked up twice against my Seattle Chokiners are going to beat the LA "just win" Dodgers?
How do Asian people talk about sports teams? Are they as corny as white people on reddit?
All I'm saying is, the Blue Jays are the reason the fly to asia image exists. That's a good omen
>sharty shart in the white shart is gonna let Canada win a professional sports championship Grim
>>151513551there were still a lot of boos thenthe cheers were obviously by jay fans
i guess god hates canada the state more than canada the country
>MAGA >Loses to Toronto in NBA in 2019>Biden >Perfect American sweep of all US domestic leagues >MAGA >Lose to Toronto in the world seriesWhy does this keep happening
name a los angeles sports team that isnt completely soulless
>talk about invading Canada at beginning of year and turning into a state>Can't even beat Canada at baseballLol
you cant use that narrative against a Californian team
That Dodgers stadium/fanbase is gonna feel so lifeless after those first 2 games in toronto. Heavy traffic ahead no doubt.
>>151514358If you didn't want California or Washington do be the last hope for America in baseball maybe any over of your pig shit teams would've made the world series but they didn't and not like it matters because they'd happily vote for a new Yorker anyways
why are leftists such fags?
>>151514371Imagine talking like you're about to invade and annex Scotland and then lose to them in the biggest footie competition on the planet. Where teams are stacked 29 to 1 in your favor, It'd be a bit, embarrassing. No?
>>151514366>all those spelling mistakes>run on sentence>disorganized thinkingseek help, you're the most obvious basket case
>>151514379What's embarrassing is drawing parallels between sports and politics and using one as an excuse to talk about the other for absolutely no reason.
>>151514352that part
>>151514380Lepmmaooo retards thought you could invade Canada and you can't even beat them in BASEBALL
>>151514387That's going to be the entire narrative around the game. Canada vs US and it's going to be ugly because the Canada and US relationship has never been more strained. Maybe a retarded fucking bong should get the fuck out and focus on his own culture, or do you have more of it to sell to the Saudis?
wtf is a brit doing in here man…dont you have cricket to catch ? fuck outta here
>he's still awake
>>151514393>liberal shithole vs liberal shithole
>>151514400Upset the brewcrew lost still? You can drown it out with your state sponsored brewpub happy hour combo.
>>151514393Maybe that's how it'll look if you're a fucking loser. Maybe you're just a fucking loser, ever thought of that? Yeah I'll spend my life focusing on things I have zero control over. Seems to be working well for you.
>>151514417You've already done that by watching baseball and participating in a baseball thread to talk about baseball trends which almost certainly would.make you look like a loser obsessed with rounders in the UK
>>151514425And yet you're losing your mind over it and I'm just watching the guys play a ball game. Incredible really. I hope you get better.
>>151514433>You're losing your mind over itYou've got a loiscenes to be able to make such a claim? What medical school did you attend.
>faggotners
Why didnt the mariners just strategically have their Amish population on guard at the barrier to illegally scoop up any potential home runs? It's how my royals took out the blue Jays before winning 2015
>>151514461Leader of the amish here, how does this strategy work I don't understand but am interested.
Bodied that freak
>>151514465>Place Amish with large gloves by railing >If play could turn into double/fly ball by hitting railing have Amish catch ball >Free home run
>>151513210lmfao they are asking him if he's a virgin
>>151513649
>>151514481Tilda swanson's daughter
Next year we'll give those Ms a chance.
It's supposed to be Canada vs America, but actually it's just Japan vs Dominican again.
>>151514505Actually dude you don't get it. It's USA Vs Canada and when the US loses the US will invade Canada in retaliation!
Dirty nasty cheater Springer I hope every Dodgers pitcher throws at his knee all seriesHe deserves nothing but pain
FUCK SPRINGER LET'S KILL HIM /sp/ LET'S PUT HIM IN A BOX LET'S EAT HIS KNEECAPS
>>151514515Lmao he seething bruv gone fully melty
>>151514505zesty mookie
Dirty disgusting cheater Springer should've been banned from the league for lifeNasty shitfuck should have his arms severed
Slutty moron cheater Springer should be sucking big Dodger cock in a prison cell for thousands of years
>>151514526>>151514532>>151514539Sleepless in Seattle are we?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/evevLnquSs0
>>151514554you'll be sucking my cock soonactually no you won't be you would like it FUCK YOUI CUT OFF YOUR EARS AND SHOVE THEM IN YOUR ASS
and to think all the mariners had to do was hit springer's knee just a millimeter more to the right and they'd be in the world series. let this be a lesson. no half measures. sweep the leg
SPRINGER WILL BE KILLED BY AN OHTANI FASTBALL ON NATIONAL TVSAVE US OHTANIREVENGE FOR 2017
>>151514564Literally all JRod had to do was walk to first base.That was it. You let Hoffman strike you guys out. OUR GUY LANDED A 3 RUN HOMER WITH A KNEE CONTUSION LMFAO
>>151514554BUT I HIT 60 HOMERS FANS NAMED BE BIG DUMPER WHAT ABOUT THE MEMES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>151514587time to take the fat dumperino in Cancun, Caleb.
Jays went off script. I've heard we're getting rewarded next year for this bullshit.
>>151514595he looks like a marx brother or something. has he considered a career in vaudeville?
>>151514609Marlins get to make it again next year against the dbags for a big heckin big chungus is it Y2K again
I feel bad for Mariners fans
>>151514393It doesn’t really matter because the dodgers are going to sweep them
>>151514614That's the way I've heard it said in all official channels. Stay tuned.
>>151514623I don't.
>>151514595serves him right for the color mismatched hangers. and one of them is facing the wrong way. fuck this guy
>>151514623>I feel bad for Mariners fansdont, this devastating loss was the push they needed to finally transition and begin their new lives as women
>>151514586I had the best retort you couldn't hear it though cause your ears are in your shitter
Death to all members of the cheating Astros including former membersDodgers are going to KILL Springer's knee they're low key vicious as fuck and know how to take advantageEspecially those sneaky Japanese pitchersLow and in! Ohtani Yamamoto Sasaki you get the idea yeah? Low and in baby let's get it done
We're going to topple this bitchBig owie incoming
by the time the world series starts the dodgers will have had 6 days off. ample time for ohtani to get a fresh supply of baby blood. totally unfair
>>151514717Imagine these two going at it in the team sauna
>>151514694>>151514704i'm sorry but imagining a bunch of Seattle people hiring hitmen to shoot Springer in the knees just fucking cracks me up. Gotta admit, he went from looking weak on his feet and struggling with every swing Sunday to all of a sudden running across the field jumping for joy last night.
Seattle certainly do have some gay fans I've learned. Picked the Mariners as my team a bit back and some fag here said "we don't claim you" as though that matters kek. Anyway we'll back. In 20 years.
>>151514717bro is probably just recharging his kryptonian cells in the yellow sun
>>151514735Americas Pastime
Morning /mlb/
>>151514744
>>151514735Dominican Canadian Batman vs Japanese American Superman. Dawn of Kinoness.
>>151514773>mascot without a suitCan't believe they would allow that.
I got putasos for any and all dodgers fans
Gausman : right-handedYesavage: right-handedBieber: right-handedScherzer: right-handedBassitt: right-handedHoffman: right-handedVarland: right-handedSeranthony: right-handed
Rooting for a team with a disgusting cheater or for a team paying to win with a yellow rat.
>>151514744lmao they tried saying that was his gf because they met for 2 seconds and took pics
>>151514819>A yellow rat>Alook again
>>151514819Grim
Looking back at the series now, I actually really like the Seattle Mariners. Cal Raleigh of course, I love that guy, he’s amazing. 4 homers against the Jays. I also really like Arozarena even though he didn’t play that well. Suarez, Rodriguez. Crawford, and especially Naylor all impressed too, I like those guys. Woo, Muñoz, Brash, and Speier are all deadly out of the Pen. And Kirby was really good there in Game 7. I think they’re a really likeable team and a good team. It was a privilege to watch that series. I truly mean that.
get ready for blue jay lifelongs to be confused why the dodgers are bullying their hobbled hero. the fact that the cheating faggot got to have a post season moment is a disgrace. hope they get pummeled like the faggot brewers
I see everyone is still bootyblasted about the Astros
>>151514849I don’t think anybody will be confused if the Dodgers dominate lol. They are an obvious powerhouse. But I’m gonna put my hopes in our beloved underdogs anyway because they’re just so much fun to watch!
>>151513040What's funnier is that he's still being paid by three of the teams in that pic.
We're gonna need it two times, boys....
>>151514902LOL! hey, that's a good one :p
>>151514902You sir have earned one of my proudest lols
>>151514902;-;
Sorry Seattle, Canada just needs this world series more
Oh no no no
Real mariners fans don't sing that junk.
>>151514953Collar this rat
3/4 of the Jays starting rotation were not pitching with the Jays at the start of the year. Scherzer was injured, Yesavage was in Single A, and they traded for Bieber. I wonder if that has ever happened before for a team that has made it to the World Series.
Proud Padres fans will not be rooting for the Doyers
>>151514818Yay! The Jays don't have any left-handed pitchers that Ohtani has trouble with.
>>151514870I'm an AL West fan and I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm more annoyed that MLB scapegoated them instead of really investigating to find all of the cheaters. There were definitely other teams up to similar shit, teams were accusing each other of this shit for years prior to the Astros being caught.
I hate that the Doyers are making me hate Japan.
>>151515093They made me realize Jap honor is a facade
The Blue Jays got Kiner-Falefa off waivers from the Pirates. The fucking Pirates. And that guy goes on to play a critical role in the Jays getting to the World Series. That’s crazy.
doyers in 5
>>151515143Meanwhile, Anthony Santander smoking big blunts in the clubhouse.
>>151514953>Real mariners fans???????????????????????????????
>>151515194Yeah, us bongs!
MARINERDS WWA
>>151515254Jumping off the space needle
I love Vladimir Guerrero Jr so much man. What a playoff performance so far. Part way through this season, he was really struggling. But it’s amazing how he brought his game to the best level at the most important time.
drake is better than kendrick, he just makes bangers not pretentious hotep shit
Julio Rodriguez final at bat
>>151515267another 14 years of this, yes please
>>151515313Yeah man I’m so glad he’s gonna stay with the Jays.
am I suppose to cheer for the doyers because of anime or the jays because im a leaf?
>>151515343Cubs
>>151515343Ohtani isn’t Hayao Miyazaki dawg you gotta go for the Jays!
Good morning /mlb/. Mariners are a disgrace to America.
>>151515343The Winnipeg Goldeyes
>>151515343Root for the Dodgers so the last remnants of the Trashtros 2017 roster can be scattered to the wind
>>151515356but my oshi...
this is drake
Was Bazardo the Mariners' closer?
>>151515382no one white cares about drake in toronto
this is also drake
>>151515382He all yours friend. We haven't claimed him since Degrassi ended.
>>151515384Nah Muñoz was their big closer. I thought they were gonna put Matt Brash in the game but they went with Bazardo in that moment.
here is drake again
love this
whose this? hh, it's just drake
that cant be him? no...
>>151515400>>151515415this guy literally became the biggest rap star on planet earth and he's still a dork
like it or not, that's drizzy
>>151515424People are dumb as fuck and like dumb shit. I like me who is a based patrician with impeccable taste in all things.
>>151515391i know when that trashcan bangthat can only mean one thing
>>151515436the only reason people seethe at the astros is because they're mad their team didn't think to do it
>>151515376kys pedophile
>>151515433ah, a fellow kate bush fan, i see
>>151515445>I just know that something good is gonna happen>I don't know when>But just saying it could even make it happen
>drakeuhh sweety
>>151515304lmao Who-lio?
>>151515471this guy?
>>151515382This nigga wearing a diaper
Did the Mariners get outmanaged in this series?
After a certain point it's not flip flopping, he's just wearing jerseys like tshirts. Black people famously don't fuck with baseball anymore. I would expect most rappers don't give a shit about any baseball teams, even their hometown teams.
>>151515492
>>151515492Just a couple fuck ups on the mariners side. They mostly got out hit. They also had that choke job in game 6 with 3 errors
>>151515441Faggot
You can't find an image or Drake wearing a Mariners jersey anywhere.FACT.
Fuck George SpringerFuck Dead Arm ScherzerFuck DrakeFuck Justin BieberFuck Shawn Mendes
>>151515498>I would expect most rappers don't give a shit about anything but money and fame and what their agents tell them to do
>>151515517sign stealing has always been a part of the game, cry about it
Fuck Recker
>big dogs gotta eat>James Shields>Pot Head Where has he gone, bros?
>>151515407well deservedim pretty happy that budzinski gets to experience the ws as wellthe players love that guy
now more than ever, we need BJAP.
>>151515538You live in Canada
This is such a jewish world series
>>151515559the home of baseball
i will be watching the eries on canada's broadcast
>>151515559you live in an israeli state
>>151515563>both teams wearing Israeli colorsI see what you're up to manfredstein
>>151515577is sportsnet broadcasting the ws? very based if so
>>151513946This. Nobody wanted to believe it.
thats tuff
>>151515407and he still hasnt trimmed those sideburns
>>151515583Anon, we all do.
I am grateful to the Jays for saving my Ms the embarrassment of getting swept by the Dodgers in the World Series. Thanks for throwing yourselves under the bus, Torontbros <3
>in MLB history no team that sweeps in the CS has ever beaten an opponent who went 7 gamesfood for thought
>>151515736well there is a first time for everything
>>151515713ill miss ikf's defense but if bo is swinging the bat like he did before injury we won't need it
>>151515539I heard that!
>>151510766>two game lead in Toronto to start the series>still fuck it up and throw it away anywaySame as it ever was for this fraudulent team
>throws complete game shutout in your path
>>151515736>sample size of 4Dodgers in 5
>>151515802>complete game from a guy who doesnt pitch into the 7th
>>151514902sovl
Jays in 2
>>151515823its the world series and ohtani allows us to dream
>L.A. vs Canadait really is over for my chudbros...
>>151515802>takes a first pitch line drive to the face
any of you canadafags going to the ws this weekend?
Just got my hands on the script and wow...Canada, I'm so so sorry.
>>151515887tickets didnt go on sale until 25 minutes agoim in queue
>>151515892No...
>>151515887it's a 20 hour drive, so no
Motherfuckers are now making up lies about the the Mariners are the only team that has never made a world series. Stop this fucking bullshit!!!
>>151515563But the yankees are not in it?
>>151515887Yeah nah... I'm good.
>>151515935 meanwhile the nmarlins who have been around since 1994. Never won their divison, only been to the playoffs twice and have two world series
>>151515895have fun anon
what will his iconic call be this year?
mariners need to go and get kyle tucker. i'm not kidding
>>151515906'fraid so.
if they resign naylor and get kyle tucker then MAYBE I will start to have belief that they can get back here next year
>>151516024based doyerbong seer
you can only reply to this post if your team has made a world series>memeinersnot so fast
>>151516048I'm out for blood. I need to be avenged. Don't fail me, Doyer-sama.
when facing elimnation at home
>>151514735
>>151516070wtf is that the BAT FLIP aaAAAUUghhhhhhhhHhhhhuagHhHhHhhhhh my boomer brain has melted
100 hunnit springer scalps.
Lol the mariners are just a wild card team next year. Screencap this shit.
>>151515969NO WAY!! OHTANISAN DAIKON SAMURAI TONKATSU!!
>>151516109Yeah right!
>>151510766
>>151516152now do the vedder cup
>>151514321Video?
So the Mariners are the Browns of MLB right?
and then there were two
>>151514255That chess guy was pretty smart about cheating and he didn’t need a trash can. Just a vibrating butt plug
>>151516196>got caught>smart
Fresh bread here!!>>151516198>>151516198>>151516198
>>151516202he didnt get caught though. everyone just assumes he cheated. we are still waiting for the colonoscopy livestream
>>151516181Not really. The Mariners are pretty consistent. They almost always miss the wildcard by less than five games. Their valleys are never that low. But we never reach greater heights. We just are aggressively average and on the rare occasions we see greatness we crack under pressure. And the Browns are 1 of 4 teams to never make the Super Bowl. Mariners have exclusive title of being the only team to never make the World Series.
>>151513002Because they are consummate professionalsThis was the Jays World Series and they just premature ejaculatedMeanwhile Roberts and the boys know it is 4 more wins before they cement their legacy above the Yankees and one more year until they bury the rest of the league with a threepeat.
>>151516085Looks like puig
>>151515539That’s rude to Recker. Why even say that?
>>151514330Jews
