power. precision. lemons.
>>151513681Tom. Fucking. Aspinall.
>>151513681Job done lad. Let’s get a Greggs.
Joe Rogan believes in dragons
i believe in miracles
>>151513681I swear if Aspinall somehow lose to Bum Gamin, Jon Jones is going to be even more insuferable.
Shit thread
We don't care mate!
Um, I'm not shore lad erm I dunno
If Gane was English he’d be called Clive Gammon
Good morning sirs!
Has Gane done the complex calculations yet?
Has Tom Aspinal's son done the calculations yet?
>>151513830Chewin on yo mamas clit like a packet of bubblegum playa!
>>151513872Nicknack paddywhack give a dog a bone, gnome sayings
mackenzie dern titties
Coffee: Food for thought.
>I offer you this; and it's a very real thing, because...
It's simple when Chael talks I shut up and listen.
>>151513891whys chael making fun of my pee pee
Tom's galactic throat will swallow Gane's soul, I fear
This is not the thread. This is the thread:>>151513889>>151513889>>151513889
>Imma post an Instagram video doing donuts, while I'm going 60mph off-road bappa
Amanda Ribas. Norma Dumont.
Schaub genuinely thought driving his 1000hp 48inch lifted monster truck at highway speeds on dry loose dirt/gravel he would just turn 90 degrees (while accelerating) directly into spinning 'donuts' for some kind of social media post.
>>151513938Flipping a truck that has amazing traction and low centre of gravity
Andy Aspinall stated he hopes Tom has a technical fight with Ciryl. I fear team Aspinall's hubris will be their downfall
>>151513958It was extremely widely stanced with very expensive suspension upgrades and off-road tires yes. But he really cranked the wheel right until the airbag deployed and flash ko'd him
>>151513973Honestly? Respect.
Andy Aspinall was cucked by John Fury
https://youtu.be/gcEJt0KkC9A?si=tYH0gTQZHZxyaXzv
>>151513681Great training, pops. This video makes a lot more sense now.
>>151513990Don't go there man
>>151513921fuck are you saying? his semen? like "suck the soul out of him" soul? via penis sucking?
Aspinall's training is incredibly high iq
Reports indicate Gane is still struggling to verify his tik tok email account, story developing
>>151514119The biggest laugh out loud moment in the embedded was Aspinall talking about his IQ like he does just run in swinging his arms about widely like a drunk. The second was when he talked about his dedication to the sport when he's already talked about retirement.
>>151514088Many are saying this I do fear as sadly as I am afraid and lamentably trembling from the regret I feel in admitting this...
Gane fucking SUCKS LOL!
>>151514145True but so does Tom
>>151513921A competition to see who has the worst tattoos in the UFC would be extremely competitive but Aspinall would win. It's the only UFC championship he could legitimately win.
How many days left till gane's soul leaves his body?
This meme will come in handy when Gane gets KOd with the first punch big Tom throws
>>151514155Zero chance Tom can finish Gane by the way
>>151514161Screenshotted
Listen theres something you need to know before you meet my son aspie...
>>151514155There are exactly four days until Gane's soul leaves his body, after becoming undisputed UFC heavyweight champion of the world, to be personally congratulated by God our heavenly father.
>>151514175I'll be here laughing
>>151514181You’ll be choking on your words
How do you think you'd beat illy, Illia Apturo-Topturo?
>>151514186Tom can't finish Gane
>>151514178and then he wakes up on the canvas to watch big boss Dana wrapping belt on Tom
>Sedriques Dumas fights while under house arrest>Casey Kenney hasn't fought yet, despite not being found guilty of kidnapping his wifeRacism?
>>151514133Aspinal vs Pavlovich was a 50:50 fight about who gets to continue being Ngannou and who will get depressed and become "technical". Literal cointoss.
Gane is unironically a nightmare matchup for Tom Aspinal's lumbering chin-first style of forward boxing. He can really give him problems with those lower calf kicks, people forget man!
>>151514181There's no point engaging with the Aspinall fanbase they are unironically the most delusional and low IQ MMA fanbase. All you can do is laugh at them and watch them seethe.
>>151514063shades ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP7lR1Y8S9I
>>151514210peepoo forget that Arlovski was giving Aspinal trouble, and Tom just shot the takedown and submitted himhe can wrestle Ghana too
You think darkness is your ally
>>151513681
Has heem ever been this wrong about a fight?
>>151514204fuark imagine smashing 20 bush chooks then volk busts out this absolute feast. chills, levels and volumes
If you think Gane is going to lose during locktober you are one silly man
Volk was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing because that's just how he rolls
>>151514204desu this looks good, just not sure if meat cooks properly before tortilla burns
guy i work with is offering me 2/1 on £50 that gane/aspinall can go the distance, what is blud smoking
>>151514204Sashe Volkanovski should cook some good old shopska salata, like from his home town.
>>151514274>>151514288A bogan sticks some meat on a stick and all the Bogdans come out of the woodwork
If Adriano Martins does this to you, then JDM is gonna make you piss and shit yourself
>>151514293go back to spamming tomala and that other bullshit
Let's go for that
Les goh fo dat
>>151514347There's literally nothing stopping you from looking like that.
I'm not afraid of poison, because I've got poison inside of me too https://youtu.be/1BMs1iFG2hg?si=FOfY5wqnkM_Z64Ft
>>151514354Said poison being pozzed loads from Grindr trannies.
I had a nightmare that Aspinall gets TKO'd via brutal back of the head hammer fists. Dana was grinning at the post fight presser calling Ciryl the new era of heavyweight. Jones made at least 3 galactic throat tweets. It was terrifying
>>151514372Good morning spammy
>>151514347man shoulders and no ass, im finna COOOM
>>151514376I am afraid this post may be all TOO factual
>>151514374That wasn't a nightmare. That was a premonition.
Why are you such a big Aspinal fan for anyway spammy? Even you gotta admit it'd be funny to see Gane beat him after all this.
>>151514384You are sexually attracted to men and male bodies.
>>151514376>no assthis was debunked
>>151514407That's not even true at all actually and I think you know that.
Mackenzie dern is sexy but her boyfriend murdered Bobby Green after catfishing him. The ufc hit panic mode and King Green was born. It's why he wore the balaclava in the lead up to the Tony fight. King Green clone still had facial scarring from surgery. Look into it
>>151514414Fuck it I'll believe all that
I was talking to this nigger about conspiracies the other day he said the moon was further from earth than the sun and I said sure why not for all I know, but the more I think about it dude he might be right.
>Green recounted, “As soon as that little shit went viral, she hit me up… I’m trying to talk, you know. She’s like, ‘I got a husband’… But then all of a sudden, from another number, she supposedly hit me up… She’s like, ‘You wanna meet?’ I’m like, ’Shit, if you wanna meet up, I’m down to meet.’ But she was real persistent… She kept insisting, ‘Today! we gotta meet up.’ I’m like, ‘Nah… I can’t meet you right now.’…>I end up hitting her back… and the text goes. ‘This is her husband and I was talking to you’. And I felt like there was something funny… I felt like the nigga was trying to set me up… It would have been a bad night, bro.”
The moon is on the bleedin lower level like
>>151514437
>>151514414
>>151514439That's not fucking normal, just saying pal! Just hard not to notice when things like this keep happening, it's cool though.
>>151514411You literally have sex with men.
woke up and had a massive diarrhea explosion to start the day, based
March 3rd 2026 toal lunar eclipse, watch the moon during the days surrounding this date. We'll fucking see how many moons there are then.
And a total Solar Eclipse occurs September 21st 2025 they say is visible from Australia. How the fuck is that possible how are they swapping back and forth that fast? Doesn't make any fucking sense to me, food for thought!
>>151514445Gooby was so fucked up he told everyone to get outside and look at the mewn. Failing to realise not everyone is on a yacht in monaco
It's silly to compare mma to boxing, but its pretty funny how mma fans and fighters alike shamed RDR for throwing in the towel, when it happens in every second fight in boxing.
5 days until ganecels and the f*ench are banished forever
Civil Gain
>>151514472Tell me how we go from total solar eclipse to 5 months later total lunar eclipse? There's no way that should be possible, right?
>>151514476this faggot watches boxing lmao
Just flushed a gane
The moon allegedly orbits earth 13 times per year so where are the other dozen solar eclipse and visa versa between 8/21/25 and 3/3/26? At that speed with earth rotating 360 degrees every 24 hours should there also be an Identical opposite phenomenon in the opposite side of the planet on those same dates? Yet nothing? Very curious!
>>151514501got a mighty anik brewin
children hear knocking on closet door 3am no sign of trespassing parents confused police notified luke thomas
i watched the moneyberg interview. it's just ariel doing the reddit detective bit and trying to "expose" moneyberg but he's late to the party so moneyberg was able to handwave away all of ariel's gay little concerns effortlessly. truly a masterly performance by moneyberg, absolutely bodied that freak. not that it was necessary because ariel exposed himself when he tried to discredit jake shields but what ariel forgets is that jake shields is a public and proud antisemite which means that, just like me, his credibility is unassailable. moneyberg won
>>151514353Yes there is, a Y chromosome
4 days till Tomala fucking dies
YOU SEE, WHEN YOU ADD TOM'S THROAT TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF LEAVING THAT OCTAGON WITH A FULL BALLSACK DRASTICALLY GO DOWN
>>151514548>>151514561>>151514567
>>151514549>moneybergcant make this shit up
>>151514578KIRK ANGLE KNOWS GANE WILL SUCK HIM OFF, SO HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY
People who call martial arts homosexual are for sure faggots themselves right? Even WMMA is rarely sexual unless they go out of their way to invoke sexuality, for me anyway.
Is anybody here gay? I'm straight, thank god, but I feel bad for anybody here who isn't.
>>151514680>t.
Rdr didn't even look bad against allen
>>151514693sweet indeed!
>>151514693How many dicks do you think Joe Rogan has taken in his lifetime? Is it less now that he has gotten older? Or is it the same?
>>151514680You literally use homosexual dating apps such as Grindr to meet male to female transsexuals and other queer identifying individuals for sexual relations.
>>151514755turn on your monitor
>>151514743He got zooted once and said he'd like to be a woman for a day to experience what a dick feels like, "exploding in your upper rib cavitiy", to quote.
Bookies give Dern as favourite but the kids on the underground are picking Jandiroba. Free money?
The Pineapple McSpicy releases in the UK as Tom fights Gane. The writing is on the wall
>>151514865Was just gonna post something about this, dern has lost multiple times to so-so 115ers while janidroba hasn't lost in years and is winning dominantly. No clue why dern is the fav, she got beat by lemos and Andrade within the last 18 months
>>151514949>No clue why dern is the favCoomers
>>151514743the first one was the man at the lake, this is known. i dont recall if he disclosed the age but he might not even have been a teenager when it happened. pretty grim actually and kind of makes the sugarposting hit way harder when you know
Yeah whatever spammy, you fucking faggot
I think I'm Gane.I know I'm sexy.I've got the looks,That drive the girls wildI've got the moves,that really move 'em.I send chills up.Up and down their spines.I'm just a sexy Gane(Sexy Gaaaaaaaaaane)I'm not your Gane toy,(Gaaaaaaaaaane toooooooy)I'm just a sexy Gane(Sexy Gaaaaaaaaaane)I'm not your Gane toy,(Gaaaaaaaaaane toooooooy)
I said: "Zutt zutt, in the butt"I said: "Zutt zutt, in the butt"I said: "Zutt zutt, in the butt"I said: "Zutt zutt, in the butt"You wanna zutt it in my butt, in my butt?You wanna zutt it in my butt, in my butt?You wanna zutt it in my butt, in my butt?Let's zutt it in the butt,OKAY!
Aspinall strikes me as the type of guy that would film a pizza cheese pull
>>151514903You would know wouldn’t you
https://youtu.be/gCDvz1B7g5Q?si=erj0dzKnShLk4jyp
>>151515315Based, somebody who doesn't even cheat could never be my boy. Shows winners mentality.
Gane probably won't win but what if he did. It could shake the very foundation this business is built upon.
Gane walked out of his last fight thinking he lost until he got rewarded the robbery and came back
Gane losing the fight will only soldify ĥis position as the greatest ever in the collective martial art sports if not even more than him winning the useless showup against an up-and-comer
Let's just prey we don't have anymore Wardrobe Malfunctions, aye Juanita?
jon jones is a gay pedophile
Gane will heem
Apparently Volkov and Jailton became good friends yesterday but Mick Maynard is still making them fight like he did with pavlovich
name 5 jannies
Tom literally has no fights after he beats Gane. He could lap the whole division 3 times. He’ll go into boxing and get slept like Ngannou.
>>151515438The Black Beast
>>151515438The black whale
>>151515448Just let Tom fight all these cans in 1 night and call it a day
>>151515408The guy who locked down a blonde wife who he has 3 biological children with? That guy is a gay pedophile?
>>151515438IF he beats Gane. If.
Tom infamously screamed and tapped to a heel hook. We've seen Gane catch and release that shit for fun.
Tom Aspinall would KO Pereira, Jones and Gane in 1 night. Factual.
>>151515438The grape soda slurper
>>151515463lol, lmao even
>>151513681Pussy. He should be in front of a tennis ball machine
>>151515438The jew muncher
Corr beans on toast, number 4 easily
>>151515438He's also said he'd vacate the belt instead of fight Ante Delija over it, so there's another fresh matchup we'll never see
>>151515438The radical moderate
Gane told me he doesnt give a fuck
>>151515438Alphonso diaz
>>15151546350% of the time he can't even beat Curtis Blaydes, where does this idea he can walk through champions even come from? Lots of casuals are likely in for a ride awakening this weekend. We will find out how well Tom handles true elite striking and footwork, and how he looks after being taken into deep waters.
>>151515482Good. I’d like to see him in boxing against someone like David Adeleye. Winning a British title would be a nice move.
>>151515438Sweet science practitionner
>>151515493Gane told me he packed TOTS M'bappe
It's entirely possibly Tom's game holds up against somebody faster and with better movement. Maybe he has the bumrush power early and also the cardio to win a decision late into championship rounds. It's very very unlikely though, most guys can only get 1 or the other not both.
There's crazy good betting odds on Gane right now by the way, like literal free money tier.
>>151515499Tom has been training with Rico Verhoeven regularly for years now, I doubt Gane can show any level of striking finnesse he hasn't seen from him already
>>151515546Couldn't hurt, but he just doesn't have that kind of real fight experience. Gane has gone 25 minutes with an active UFC heavyweight champion. I'm not saying Tom can't win, I'm saying he is going to have to answer a lot of very difficult questions.
>>151515519Bet the house playa
>>151515561I'm too smart to bet on fights knowing the UFC has so much riding on an Aspinal victory to move past the Jon Jones era.
https://x.com/dovysimumma/status/1980616545803071917?s=46
>>151515575Very wise. Quiet confidence is the way of the true martial artist.
Dana won't allow Gane to win, he'll have secret agents poison him on the day of the fight if necessary. The legitimacy of the UFC Heavyweight division goes down the shitter if Tom loses to a guy that both Jon and Francis have beaten
>>151515592Very common.
Speaking of which, where is spammy anyway? He was here earlier and just left like that? Highly unusual.
>>151515585That's why we love Daddysanya here.
>>151515514There is no HW faster than Tom, yes his cardio is an unknown but I have a strong feeling he can just wrestlefuck Gane if necessary, no knees Ngubi managed it lol >>151515519Yet not a single Gane slip has been posted
>>151515620Both me btw
>>151515408We don't sign our posts here.
>reddit spacing >bro just post your personal financial information on 4chan because I said to lolWhat kind of newfaggotry is this?
Preparing for this Saturday. I believe this will be the 4,618th time the English have embarrassed the French.
>>151515614Are you planning to sit here all day oinkin’ for ya spamdaddy?
>>151515638France must have been doing pretty well back when they helped us blow y'alls booty holes out during the revolutionary war. (At the height of your empire, kwab!)
>>151515620Tom is fast for 2 minutes. His slowed bad against Arlovski's corpse then put everything he had into that finish cause he's not good enough to win a decision against a 50 year old
We cannot follow Them.
>>151515654Finishing fights is le bad
>>151515599dana gifts gane the volkov win, only to screw him over in the title fight?
Bitches be like "Are you Belal Remember The Name Muhammad? We should totally do the sex thing." and I'm like "Yeah." and then we have sexual intercourse.
>>151515651France literally bankrupted itself helping you and the royals all got their heads chopped off for it.Also 1776 is nowhere near the height of the British Empire, you have to go about 100 years in the future for that
>>151515661Stipe finished a younger Arlovski in 20 seconds and he's levels below Gane on the feet.
mass effect was a good game
We Cannot Follow Them:
>>151515671Prime Stipe was a very good fighter. The worst version of him ever fought Jones and didn’t get tapped in two minutes like Shartne
>>151515680Are we still acting like Jon doesn't sub Aspinall even quicker lol
>>151515669I suffer from this
>>151515690Jon obviously didn’t think so since he turned down the fight several times after being offered the biggest payday of his career
What the fuck
>>151515708Khalil followed them
>>151515708Is that his bitch? Nice
On the night of Christmas Eve United States General George Washington, falling back from a previous defeat, rallied his army on the banks of the frozen, icey Delaware River and proceeded to move all units and artillery across the river under cover of darkness to launch a surprise attack on the Redcoat fortress. Using a 2 pronged pincer attack he correctly anticipated the main and auxillary British forces. This surprise attack was a resounding success which secured much needed armaments, munitions, and supplies for maintaining a sitting army as well as a vital tactical position which never again fell back into enemy hands until the conclusion of the war for American independence. A real human being, a true hero.
https://youtu.be/0BT0IUxY0hk
>>151515708K Pop Heemin' Hunter
>>151515708The (((American))) dream
>>151515716What would big George think of his experiment now, I bet he wishes he never rebelled >>151515708
>>151515717Based Big Guru
>>151515726Yeah because England is doing so very well for itself now eh? Surely you lot could have done better.
>>151515708Zero ass
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>151515741Yuuuck lad!
>>151515732No but we would be doing a lot better if you never rebelled and ruined it for all of us. Could have had an Anglo global empire that lasted 3000 years.
Refute this Ganelets
>>151515750Crazy to imagine somebody could actually believe this
>>151515750You would still be an physical mess and porn addicted and virginified thoughbeit. Respectfully.
>>151515708Tareeq Nasheed is chomping at the bit, yjk!
>>151515763What can be claimed without evidence can be dismissed without evidence
>>151515763Yeah this is textbook projection. Very, very clear.
>>151515759Big Lenny (RIP) said America should’ve never rebelled against a white king
Sorry chud but nature has always shown that it clearly doesnt allow hegemonies
Big lenny would’ve done better against Jones than Gane
Big Lenny is late stage Rogan
Many Americans wish they were more like Canada (British)
>>151515758Clinically retarded maybe >>151514063
>>151515758>literal retard with a retarded son and a retarded grandsonNobody cares what the Tardspinall's have to say my small friend
>>151515856Who won that fight?
>>151515741Nobody who is into Asian women cares about voluptuous bodies
feel like pure shit, just want rogan watch(aka cuck watch) back
>>151515861Early stoppage. Blaydes stood up immediately in protest. Poor Tom couldn't stand for weeks after Blaydes was done with him in the first fight.
Gane
>>151515871You didn’t answer the question. Tom won the fight by round 1 TKO, the American groid was face down not defending himself
>>151515880We don't count early stoppages here.
Gane will soon taste that rarified air
Ari Emmanuel's podcast is actually good
Poor poor Tomala is terrified
>>151515904Absolutely horrendous tattoos in this ugly clod, you'd think he would have learned after getting all that other ugly shit covered over but the dumbass went and got more for God knows what reason.
>>151515758Will Andy let us know who is Tom's dad?
>>151515903>knockdown>is actually a slipTomala 0 KO's Troonspinall
Losses of Tom: Stuart Austin (who?) Łukasz Parobiec (who?) Curtis Blaydes (average)Losses of Gane: Francis Ngannou (GOAT) Jon Jones (GOAT)
>It's just businesskwab
>>151515941
It′s tearin' up my heart when I′m with youBut when we are apart, I feel it tooAnd no matter what I do, I feel the painwith or without you
>>151515948Tuivasa is a meme but his punching form is undeniably cleaner than Trashpinals. He's a size and speed merchant which he wont have over Gane.
The WEAKEST Ganebro vs Three STRONGEST Tomala faggots
>>151515960me vs everyone itt
Golden brown, texture like sunLays me down, through my mind she runs~
Haha they’ve resorted to claiming pooeyvasa is good lmao
Turkey teeth Tommy's tard tranny panties (TTTTPs)
>>151515970Pipe down dingbat
>>151515970tell tom to stop overcommitting to shots and to tuck his chin in
>>151515981I think this meme has potential.
>>151515954OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BUMar vs BUMtista
UFC Cover curse
Schaub's dumpy mrs
Lets see Aspinall vs a book.
>>151514204why do people use plastic cutboards? why not wood
I don't know about y'all, but I predict a low output counter striking game from Umar early while timing his takedown opportunities any time Bautista tries to make the fight entertaining then prioritizing grappling control and position over damage or submission attempts leading into a clear but unimpressive decision victory rounds 2 and 3 then he calls out Merab for some time mid-late 2026 depending on Merab's activity level and when the UFC returns to Abu Dhabi.
>>151516046Plastic ones are cheaper, and lighter. Next question please.
>>151516075Merab said he wants to defend 5 times next year and Ali suggested they rematch in February
>>151516088>Tomala cries out in the face of Gane, Colorised 2025
>>151516105Ali said February? So we're thinking what, the usual Abu Dhabi card next October?
AARONFUCKINGPICOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151516091it's worth it to spend a little bit more to have less plastic in your food
>>151516146No, not really.
>>151516128Islam and Umar fight twice a year normally. They aren’t not as bad as Topuria or Khamzat Plus Merab has already lapped the division, I see them rematching soon
Kind of sad Nina Drama friendzone'd Merab but who wants to fuck a wonknose midget anyway.
>>151516151
>>151516156Yeah on planet retard maybe.
Trounced that tard.
Relegated that reeree
>>151516175Who else is there for Merab to fight? The main reason it would be delayed would be as a co-main of the white house card, since Merab is an “American” champ
Aspinall states he got into football at 30. Reeks of a publicist telling him to get behind a team
>>151516195Yeh good point dude, I agree a hundred percent.
Pidgeon-holed that poof
Interesting....Dern by murder
Oh yeah apparently Strickland is fighting Fluffy, so there will be another American contender soon Wouldn’t be surprised if they fuck Imavov over and give the winner a shot
>>151516199it's so he can watch it with his son you goof
>>151516224Yuck! Look at this Disgusting, Ugly, Masculine Bitch!! Horrible.
>>151515954Fucking love Brazilian fighters
>>151516238You literally have sex with individuals that were born male.
>>151516224Pit fall trap on her walkout dropping directly into lava would be the only humane outcome.
The RDR meme died a quick and violent death
>>151516306not really
If till wasnt an alcoholic tranny enjoyer he would have reigned in the mw division from 2020 till now.
>>151516331Too small and weak for MW, he needed to be healthy and stay at 170
>>151516142whos that woman on the right?
>>151516306He was all over Allen. He just needs a better PED protocol
>>151516245OHHHHH SHES POOTED UP, JOE!!!!PAKSTERS NOT GONNA LIKE THAT ONE!PULLING ON MY MENG LOOKING FOR A FINISH, ITS TIGHT!!!!!
Volk Burger on the brain
>>151516357He gassed out against a short notice fighter who isn’t even known for cardio
>>151516342>too small>bigger frame than dricus
>>151515894uff, the bum club
>>151516376Beautiful stuff mate, gonna go home an fashion a burger for lunch
>>151514567this is the only good one, because it doesn't display her huge back
>>151513938How many views did it get? How often do people bring it up?
>>151515585This guy raped his only dog
>>151516306God forbid a man has a an off day, right? Ya goober.
>>151516376>no flies>no dirty brick
>>151516311Yeah it was more of an excruciating prolonged whimsical humiliating plop in the Schaub receptacle
>>151515946Levels.
>>151515894>all white americans except Gus who they wish was americanPFFFTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dana is sooooo desperate
https://www.ufcstore.eu/en/ufc-tom-aspinall-adrenaline-unrivaled-by-venum-short-fit-fight-short-blue/red/white-mens/p-576692906184406756+z-8-216472990?_ref=p-CLP:m-GRID:i-r0c0:po-0GODspinall got his custom shorts
Sure to make the usual suspects seethe
>>151516510>>151516527yikes
>>151516534Vpn off
>>151516527>indian flag wheelchills
>>151516534pipe down you poofter they're kino
>>151516507dustin was a champion he won against charles (dq'd because of the glove hook)
>>151516497that's a fake image, real one is with tony punishing khabieber
>>151516527What is the bee for?
>>151516542KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK SAAAAARspinall
>>151516540>>151516548They're so fucking low effort, and why is the indian flag anus outline on them?
>>151516527Thatll look nice at his feet with Gane behind him.
>>151516542It’s the wheel of Manchester
>>151516557BeeBC
>>151516557symbol of manchester>>151516561it's the manchester wheel you mong
>>151516557Manchester
>>151516557Probably a reference to the “sting like an bee” quote or something retarded like that.
>>151516557Symbol of Manchester
SAAAAAAAAAR NO IT MANCHESTER SAAAAAR REDEEM THE SHORTS
>Symbol of Manchester
>>151516527>no references to polandcurious...
>>151516574>manchester wheelWhen did poortherners get the wheel?
>>151516595>me home....
>>151516595Retard
>>151516552oh heha dustin lost to Charles pffffffft what a fraud
Annndddd there’s the third worlder seethe
England owns India so who cares
>>151516245I'm in love
JEET DOWN!
>>151516620A Tomalajeets bussy after Ganedaddy gapes 'em...
Aspinall has elite ground game because he just does ok?
>>151516669>OI ME KNEE
>>151516669We don’t have decades of MMA gyms like they do in the US with elite wrestling teams that go to the olympics. Tom had to learn most of this shit himself and from his dad who only learned BJJ from yearly seminars.
>>151516669oof, sure would be embarrassing if gane lost to this guy
>>151516687The heel hook will be there for Gane
Aspinall simply lacks the tools to survive Gane's early onslaught.
>>151516727He forgot which way to twist it since this
>>151516726Thankfully Cyril Gane has never lost to Curtis Blaydes or Stuart Austin.
>>151516744He decided to take Francis to the scorecards winning by unanimous decision. Levels. Controlled domination.
>>151516745who the hell is Cyril Gane
Curry chippy butty? Ur land is lost homie
Just ate a cheeseburger
Something we don’t do here is follow THEM.
>>151516769This is why you never go for a glove tap
>>151516669Gane tapped to a hug
>>151516799>Gane lost to the greatest fighter everWoah
>decision with anthony smithlmfao
Aieman Zahabi makes many proud to have brown skin! Food for thought!
>brutally knocked out, hospitalized, and laughed at nationwide courtesy of Curtis Blaydes in 15 seconds
nah, fuck that!
Why are ganecels so divorced from reality?
Reality?
https://youtu.be/I4vf5RxUAKM
Saturday is going to be so epic...can I say that? Im 35
>>151516888yeah that flys
>>151516854oof, would be really embarrassing if gane lost to that guy
>>151516902Do you have echolalia?
>>151516854KWAB! You'd never see Jones in that situation that's for sure.
no dana white contender series 2nite :(
White Anglo Saxon man wearing Union Jack shorts beating up a Mixed Race Johnny Foreigner. If this card was taking place in the UK, Tom would be arrested after
Hey you cannot say Hasbullah fleshlight and then say Salam Alaykum
>>151516958Do khabib and islam still bring that midget everywhere like a mascot?
>>151516860damn I though Sneed was cool...you're telling me he's been ripping off Ricky Gervais this whole time?
Tom Aspenladd lowkey with that rimmer aura ngl ong
Cyril Gane has twice as many victories over Alexander Volkov than Tom Aspinall.
That’s cool and all, but how does either Tom or Gane winning contribute to the development of your inner self?
Tom is the baddest 15-3 man on the planet
>>151517036Gane winning aligns the universal chakras, I'm sure meditation will be much smoother afterward
Bright Thoughts Dark Deeds
>>151517115
Woke up feeling heemspired this morning. How about you?
>>151517008Ricky ripped off heem iirc
>>151517187I woke up with a boner
>>151517187I woke up next to your mom wow dude wild night go blue jays
>>151513681since when has Tom had all those tattoos
I hope Tom knows that Jones vs Gane was a fixed fight and he's not getting to full of himself thinking this will be easy.
>>151517212Use that as motivation to heem the day>>151517224I don’t respond to hate. I react to positivity.
would be fucking hilarious if Gane wins somehow.Imagine the Jones shitposting tirade. He might go on another bender and end up in jail.
Erin Blanchfield made it to the Madison Square Garden card
Tom is gonna retire on the spot when he loses to Gane.
>>151517280That would appear like a massive victory at first but in fact reveal that Jon is a huge retard because he turned down 30 million to fight a bum
If you’re wrong about who wins Tom vs Gane, will you come onto /heem/ and admit you were wrong?
>>151517328Brutal TKO for Tom or something.
>>151516542this has been posted so many times anons have started to think it's real
>>151517332so that's what little wieners do for good boy points>yeah I was le wrong but at least I'm le owning up to it!!cringe
Many don't know this but Gane just shat his pants.
It's actually Gane shitting in Tom shoes just to get little Drooly in trouble
Who’ve you got?
The Jaguar of Judea, "Ba'al" Jean Silva has been defeated
Gane'in on my dick (yuh)Gane'in on her tits (yuh)Gane'in on my shit (yuh)Gane'in on her clit (yuh)
>>151517351Heemdela effect
>>151517311
>>151517424clash of heads eyebrow cut NC
>>151517424Almeida early suborVolkov TKO rnd 3
>>151517424Almeida. Volkov’s defensive grappling is still very suspect
>>151517503He's gotten better. I got Volkov. But I'm preparing myself for disappointment. would be cool to see the guy finally get a title shot.
>>151517332I’ll distort the facts of the outcome to fit my narrative.
Joe. Pyfer.
>>151517523He’s gotten better at getting his own tds, we don’t know about defensively except that it didn’t look great when Gane suddenly tried to take him down
Aaron "Preparing Myself For Disappointment" Pico
https://filemoon.to/d/ys9mcnt8sau3/
>>151517354Not publicly owning up after making a public mistake shows a lack of integrity
https://youtu.be/5n1ETxqcsNY?si=MusabwREvHGMwVGq
>>151517528MVP clears these cans
I prefer Volkov but the division gets more boring if he wins Almeida is at least an interesting matchup for Tom
>>151517553Levels.
>>151517553No thanks, FBI
I'm so glad everyone's no longer posting, obsessing over and talking about two little black children. That was grim, quite sick too. Grateful those days are over. All we need is the gay stuff to stop and thins place is well on its way to being cleaned up
>>151517553
Volkov won't be able to avoid the TD, and he'll be gassed after that.Almeida 100000% victory assured
>>151517605Getting rid of flags would cut 90% of the cancer from this board
>>151517528Fuck yeah fucking fuck yeah just punched my Geo Metros dashboard in agreeance and the hole car shook lets fucking go Joe
>>151517311She needs to oil her shit up and hop in the ring (my bed) with me
>>151517657Shut up. Stop detailing my message. I don't care about flags. You don't know what you're talking about
just bench pressed my ford windstar over my trailer PICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Heh, how on earth does he live like that?
>>151517708See I have to imagine the person saying this has a sissy little british voice
>>151517605Hap and ace are gross little fuckin gremlin and Brie is a freak who has a cock so stfu faggot
>>151517605It's not as funny as Mike finally getting to father a child only to be instructed to jerk into a dixie cup so a surrogate can carry it. Also 100% certainty the docs fertilized multiple eggs (SOP) and Brie picked a female. The Chandler family is an onion of endless layers. Also post your cock.
Just had a random thought: true English man put honey to cofee, but that destroy true taste, but I have it same. Nice man Tom.
>>151517605Ababab came from your country. You shame hunamity.
One Word: Bussin'
>>151517791Do you suppose using honey as sweetener could have some effect on that notorious post-coffee crash one tends to experience later into their day?
Mike Malott is the UFC's #15 ranked welterweight. Canada now has 4 ranked fighters.
>>151517819Who cares? Post something interesting.
>>151517819no one gives a shit, GSP killed Bisping.
>>151517819They would have 5 but Brendan Allen is back home.
>>151517830>>151517835who pissed in your cornflakes
>>151517851Your mom
>>151517851I did
>>151517775Many are saying this
So let me get this straight.This is a “sport” where one half naked man tries to “mount” another half naked man so he can “ground and pound” him, with the goal in mind being to “finish” him? Yup, this semen slurping “sport” ain’t for me.
sleemen slurping sport
>>151515438he can fight Junior Tafa after GODne takes a shit on his head,
>>151517945Must be why ur a fuken beast
>>151517895Stoic. Sure
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XEfzTp4OXz8?feature=share
Tomala got dat Galactic throat
>I'm gonna go out there and try to finish (Umar) in the first round - Mario Bautistahave you ever seen a bigger lie in your entire life
UFC what are we doing here
>>151518084>4.7/5 on wikifeet
a sport watched by ppl who want to slurp semen
Who wants to see the feet of my lass? I'm not even a foot weirdo but they're close to perfect. At least one yes and I'll post
>>151518154The biggest Italian that ever lived. How do you guys hate him, Dan is the man
>>151518164I know you're a virgin
>>151518164Rather see your moms feet desu b
>>151518164keep your shoes on pal
>>151516527
>>151518188Bobby Baccala would heem him
>>151518164It's pretty weird to talk about your mother that way
>>151517927You missed the part where they are all 5’8” 145lbs and would get mogged by most middle school kids.
>>151518164it's gonna be some sheep hooves you welsh prick
>>151518034I’ve seen many a bigger lie; the fictions of love and happiness, for an example.
>fictions of love and happinesslol kissless virgin exposed
NOOOO Mexibro those aren't black beans those are blackpills!
>>151518191>>151518203>>151518204>>151518203>>151518203>>151518212>>151518263K, Yoour loss
K. Yoour is his name
>>151518268
>>151518366that fight really took everything he had out of him, he was never the same, poor Gussy
met nate diaz
Megaschaub dern
Anyone else having a problem taking Aspinall seriously with those tattoos? I honestly don't get it
>>15151847790% of fighters have shitty tattoos
Aspinal is a bastard where is his real father?
>>151518418Jeff Garcia One inch taller 30lb heavier Fatally mogged by real athletes
>>151518519Brazzas don’t
gane has tasteful tattoos. unlike some people...
>>151518547Hanging out with Joe's dad making youtube vids seething
and may every day be a wonderful secret
>>151518553their ridiculous beards are worse
It is interesting. In a time of high Anglophobia online, arguably the best fighter on the planet right now is Englishman Tom Aspinall. Why doesnt the uk promote him more? Conor McGregor was like the face of Ireland for fucking ages.
>>151518519Dan Hooker's are badass
That fucking midget is parading the oaf around like he made him with his dick
>>151518634Because he’s fucking ugly and physically unimposing.
>>151518622bodied those freaks
>>151518704ok gay boy
>>151518716>>151518716>>151518716
>>151518715Your probably fucking ugly too most brits are
ITT ostensibly grown men discuss how handsome and cute men of other nationalities are. >>151518773Unlike yourself. I assume. You and your boyfriend are super cute when you cuddle.
>>151518817
>>151515408Truly /ourguy/
