110 hours until a new heavyweight champion is crowned
This is embarrassing mate. You're embarrassing yourself big time now ya better shape the fuck up lad, for real.
>>151513948>Andy Aspinall to Tom after the fight.
>>151513889This is actually funny as fuck. I hope Australia made this>>151513948
Want to hear this stat. Saturday was the first time Fiorot opted for the skin tight Shorts. It was a bad move though. Her Bum is fucking atrophied and lifeless, it's beyond flat. Belongs in someone's grandma
Gane always chokes in the big fights. Tom retains.
Wagwaan
>>151515096Gane has championship experience. Tom never even fought for the championship. Gane has twice. Tom was just inactive for a year lying on the couch with his interim belt ducking fights until he was just gifted the undisputed belt without a fight.
>>151518776Tom has barely even spent a championship fights time in the cage lmao
This is the spastic concensus
>>151518967prime tito kills both these euro cans he cant be bothered with their dumbass names
>>151519000It feels surreal that America used to have good fighters
>prime titowhen was that exactly
>>151518967Schaub wishes he could be this retarded.
The heel hook will be there for Cyril Gane
Goof down!
>fucks Veronica Macedo Gane Ngannou Doumbe Lopez Rountree Hardy in your path
Some people like chaos, but I prefer..... elegance.
>>151519241Joe Rogan has some interesting high level MMA knowledge when commentating Jiri vs Khalil. He made the observation that Jiri thrives in the chaos, that he creates moments of chaos. Really interesting and nuanced take. Only the best from Joe!
Yo frenchie I saw that shit, you're getting heemed bud!
>>151519146seriously who the hell is cyril gane?
Has anyone ever lost 2 title shots and won the third one?
>>151519012That's because there used to be Americans in America bub, we're like 30% white citizens and lots of them are old and dying off
If ciryl linked up with Darth Rigatoni, Ngannou would be a wheelchair
crazy that this dude could KILL eddie hall
average American is 5'2 and brown and cant make the 265 lb limit I fear, studs like Tito Ortiz and Elvis Sinosic are a thing of the past
Aspinall: 1 belt he was giftedDarth Rigatoni: A literal blanket of accoladesLevels.
aspinall has 3 belts
A ONE double champion just quit on the stool to short notice Brendan Allen lay n praying him
Gane will expose Tom Reddit
Being a decisionator at HW is embarrassing
15 seconds
Let's be honest, winning by decision is way more impressive than fluking a ko or sub in the first round
the decision is mightier than the first round finish
>>151519754This is why Ank deserves the trilogy
FACTTom AGPinall has ZERO KO's in the UFC
Fact checked on the Slavic tranny: FALSE
>>151519636Two interims and the one his father's bull hits him with?
>>151519827second best tko that night
>>151519636All chastity belts I’m afraid
>>151519827>Tomala troon doesn't know what a KO isSad...how very very sad
Retards his way into superstar treatment
Tom Aspinall has more KO's in the UFC than Ciryl Gane has in his career.
>AAAAHHHH NO MONSIEUR TOM, IT IS TOO BIG!
>>151520025don't stoop to their level
>The Galactic Throat has gay blowjob fantasiesHmmm......
Dan hardy won
4 days until Gane fights.
tom aspinall evolves into mick parkin
Think I'm going to drop a hundred on Gane by decision
>>151520233Is there an option for leg injury ?
Nvm
>>151519827This was the moment Jon Jones decided to retire
>>151518164post
Tomala Tardspinall
Lucas Tracy: I could easily be a top 10 heavyweight in the UFC
>>151520603MMA Joey beats the shit out of xer
>>151520721Joey is an obese ugly loser
>>151520821We don't sign our posts here.
>>151520821Sup Joey
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%22DON%27t%20STOOP%20TO%20THEIR%20LEVEL%22/country/GB/
>17 resultswow that's deranged cage this freak
I want to start watching UFC now that I'm doing combat sports, where do I start
Paddy vs Ilia confirmed for January. I think Paddy will be more impressive than most expect
>>151521643true. paddy will the first guy that topuria fight that is more dense than him.
>>151521809>paddy will the first guy that topuria fightICE
Chaddy the daddy finna BODY a disgusting deformed demented piglet freak I fear
hey you guys watch out for this sick freak who posts here
>>151521820be* sorry saar
>>151521861Still wrong, hombre
>>151521881no it's not you fucking retard
he's got the whole world in his throathe's got lewis and ngubu in his throathe's got curtis and ciryl in his throathe's got the whole world in his throat
>paddy will be the first guy that topuria fighthow is that not wrong retard
>>151521913
>>151521853Haposting really cemented /heem/ as the most mentally unstable general in the board.
just took a little Ank in the Big Ank
>>151521960fuckin hate those 2 demented freaks hopefully Brie eats them
>>151521853Seems like an excellent and factual post to me
dick in butt
>>151521913Linda Lovelace eat your heart out. Every BBC in the universe is deep in Tommy's throat.
Thoughts?
>>151522190Who gives a shit
>>151522190I think they are both KWABs for doing this performative "No I was hurt more than you" shit
>>151522190Jiris path to victory has never been clearer
every fighter fights injured.
Heem Website the Movie, starring Sweden.
>>151518967based
>>151518967Seryogine bros...
Who else misses DWCS
>>151521913>blackbelt in deepthroatmost respectable throatGOATs just wear a cute little choker like ken shamrock does but tom tattooed his on. levels
are tattoos gay
>>151521896Don't sign your posts, amigo, tomorrow I can help you again. Class is done.
>>151522186>>151522500Tattoos are badass. Look at Rogan's gay pride piece.
>>151522516class is done after i fuck your mom lol
>>151522525So never!
are am I?
>>151522520Buddhists aren't gay pedos like Catholic priests, they're just regular pedos.
I’m White therefore I instinctually want Tom to win. Kek
Yearn for Dern
>>151522571I came in this woman
>>151522551only last night!
>>151522562>BuddhistIs this what we call Buday fans
>I’m White
>>151522606Bon Gamin
>>151522601you tell me chang it's your religion
>>151518967It’s unreal how based Tito is.
>>151522566>I’m White
>>151522617The church of Buday
>He was grey in both appearance and nature
sadioooooopo jotefe
Budayists are the most violent of any religion
>>151518967Based Tito is a Strickchad
bitches on my dick call me ciryl ganeyour watch on my wrist call me ciryl con
>>151522625Would get porked by Mick Parkin
>>151522690you draw this?
*surveys thread*
>>151522690why did you turn callhan into dc?
>>151522738did they ever explain why this guy was pregnant?
>>151522740This was from the COVID era b when he had 2 niggas
Does anyone have that Gane, Dr Manhattan meme?
>>151522868Galactic Throat
>>151522868Why did you photoshop pizza in the place of the BBC?
>>151522868Grok shop in hahah..groks shopina pe-hahahwgrok shoopin wweewee hahaahah
chris barnett fight week
Kayla Harrison lowkey got a fatty
Gane won
aspinall has never made it past the first round (and not in a good way)
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
We know Gane can go the distance while Tom can't. And for that reason, I'm picking Gane.
if gane wins the heavyweight division should be shutdown and we all know itit arguably should get shutdown anyway
Gane got koncked down by Tai Tuivasa why in gods green fuck are we still talking about this cocksucking solb? Respectfully
>no heems tonightit's overbring back DWCS
>>151523293>Gane got koncked down by Tai TuivasaSo? Gane won that fight that's all that matters.
Gane by reversing gravity
Sad :(
>>151523323Shortest reign in UFC history inc?
Happy :)
gane: galaxy mindtom: galaxy throatobserve the levels
Run it.
No offense but she is fucking ugly
>>151523378Poll title: Who will win the losing contest?
>>151523328Retar trying to figure out how to rite
Just matched with a cute Asian girl on tinder
>>151523380Can someone make her catch a fly with her tongue like a frog does
introducing the throat goat tom aspinall
who will play aaron pico in the inevitable A24 slowburn drama biopic?
I got bullied once and it turned me into where if you try to bully me I'll show up at your fucking house. And I don't give a fuck about any of that bjj fighting bullshit either cuz I'll just fucking shoot you.
MMA guru picked Gane
>>151523378Gane 11% chance of losing. That's too high. This poll is ignorant.
>>151523464as the saying goes, even a gay retard fat fuck is right twice a day
the upcoming card is very good. I give it a strong 7.91/10 on paper. Weili is the only wmma I rate but honestly this one might be a fun grappling matchnote the early start time (Qatar)orange = epicblue = greatgreen = goodyellow = might be good
>>151523323He genuinely looks unwell since he got that tattoo
There is no way Umar loses right? Bautista might be good, but he isn't THAT good right?
>>151523491
I can't think of a single elite fighter that's gotten his neck and skull tattooed. Kevin Lee's downfall coincided with his samurai helmet bullshit. I think getting inked up to that level has to be a potential sign of mental illnessmaybe Tom will be the first guy ever with neck and skull tats to be a historically great fighter
>>151523380That's just a bad angle retard. She's pretty cute
francis ngannous is still obvs the champion it should be francis vs aspinall
>>151523464
Tom's tattoos loo so stupid. I thought he learned his lesson and then he goes and gets the dumbest neck tat of all time. I actually like his tattoos when he first got into the ufc. The old pocket watch and river he had on his chest were kino and seemed british. He just looks like a retard now.
>
>>151523458https://youtu.be/FRaYa7THX8I?si=4qPeZcW0Ogak3lIx
>>151523420Nobody cares?
mma got popular and turned into boxing very very quick haha
>>151523593This doo doesnt know that MMA is 100% haram
>>151523594https://youtu.be/V4tIgdqhues?si=8qDrAIZ1t3jsWizk
>>151523526the late Wanderlei Silva
BREAKING NEWS: POATAN'S INSTAGRAM HAS BEEN HACKED BY A JEET
You're tired? Nobody cares. He has personal problem, family problem, injury nobody cares.
>>151523526Conor, oliveira, Brady
>>151523600Naw G, MMA ain't got nothing on the sweet science.
is he gonna go down as the best jeet fighter of all time?
>>151518716 (OP)Only two possibilities: Buffer is a closeted gay man or a sex addict who fucks women in every city the UFC goes. Ok, #3, he could be happily monogamous.
>>151520025what am I supossed to be looking at here
>>151523380yea and shes heard that 500 times her whole life and doesnt care. that makes her a female chad, therefore massively hotter. also, no fake tits, so shes also hotter there. would 100% let her harvest my semen and control my genetic future because she's giga chad.
>>151523691Aspinjeet is slightly better
>>151523674no stars
>>151523691nah theres that nigga from brampton in bkfc or something
>>151523659How can you tell?
>AAAAND NEEEWWWWWWSOON
>>151523659I can't believe pakibong did this.....the ank fight broke him
>>151523738
dern vs jandiroba is a fight night co-main at best, and not even a #1 contender matchthe state of wmma
>>151523802what the fuck
Rip Tim Pool
>>151523825It’s a title fight
>>151513948Why is this American trying to talk like an Australian?
https://x.com/full_send_mma/status/1980684352288608309?s=46>Ciryl Gane laughed at Tom Aspinall putting his arms on his opponents shoulders before their fight >“This is a stupid thing. If he wants his range he needs to put his hand on the wall. Why does he need to put his hand on my shoulder?”
>>151523880yeah my point was that it shouldn't be
>>151523908Educated that troglodyte
big nightabu dhabi uae
glark lactic throat you say?
>>151523908Damn Gane really is retarded
>>151523908AspinSAAR got intelectually mogged by General GODne here
>>151523908what?
reminder It’s reported that for the DanielDubois vs. OleksandrUsyk rematch (July 2025) the total fight purse was about US$203.5 million, with Dubois receiving approximately US$71.22 million (≈35 %)
>>151523969go touch a wall
all the ufc goats fought for like 700k a fight whilst daniel dubois a random boxer noone knows in the uk is making 70 million
>>151524024And I care because??
I'd rather watch Darren Elkins than Daniel Dubois, thoughever.
I have a fight theory, hold onto your butts, but maybe, just MAYBE, Gane and Aspinall both suck
mma is 10x as popular than boxing so surely they should be making 700m a fight
You don't like /heem/ we dont care go awa, nobody cares at all trust me
>>151524024And this is why mma will always be cooler than boxing.
Boxing has been following them way longer than mma has been following them. Food for thought!
Just caught wind UFC goats are only making 700k and Daniel dubois is making 70m I am fucking livid and planning to protest outside Dana's house
oh no these retards aren't making moneylike I give a FUCK
It’s reported that for the DanielDubois vs. OleksandrUsyk rematch (July 2025) the total fight purse was about US$203.5 million, with Dubois receiving approximately US$71.22 million (≈35 %) and Usyk about US$132.28 million (≈65 %)
Boxing promoters will spend 200 million dollars to put me to sleep.
Nobody should be making 70 million dollars to have a glorified pillow fight. Its satanic.
>tfw you get waked by a stomachache in the middle of the night >take a torturous shit>go back to bed, stomachache returns immediately
>>151524234That nigga eats crayons
>>151523942>>151523963>>151524008based knowers>>151523959seething chud>>151523969hopeless virgin
>>151524119I'm with you bro let's go fuck that bald fat bitch up and shit on his marble counters
why do 85% of the posts begin with Capital letter?
34 year old who looks 17
Michael Bisping just picked Tom Aspinal by TKO due to ground and pound round 3
Gane lasting to round 3 against council house retard that's generous
Aspinall uses Galactic Guzzle and sucks Gane's very essence out of his tiny French cock causing him to turn into a skeleton and blow away to dust
If you want to get to Dana you have to get through me.
Aspiesaars... MMA Joey picked Gane
>>151524378>AGPinall having 3 rounds of cardioKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK Gane kills him in the 2nd after he gasses out
Aspie will strike with cyril for 2 roundsRealise he's only winning 70% of the exchanges compared to his usual 90%Take cyril downKimura submission win round 3
>>151524461What you said happens but within 4 minutes
>>151524137They aren't making money, and they're scrubs.
Tom is like Tom from Tom and Jerry and Gane like Jerry from Tom and Jerry
Make the kitty wild out like Tom and JerryWild out like Tom and Jerry
How many cocks fit in the Galactic Throat?
can someone post the strickland "the raped" meme
Notice not one single Gane bet slip has been posted
>>151524604Gambling is degenerate. Fans of Gane know this.
never ask a woman her age, a man his salary or a Ganecel to post slip
>random French-Canadian off the street beats up a top 15 mma fighter for not speaking frenchWhy are anglosissies so pathetic ?
>>151524604I don't bet. I post picks.
>>151524651how the mighty have fallen
Gane will dominate Aspinal. It won't even be close.
The Ariel v Moneyberg interview was good. Good looking out to the fellow leaf that posted it
>>151524495I'm like Tom in the episode "Blue Cat Blues"
>>151524426Leave Dana to me
Gane’s disciples invest in the STEM industry to aid in the progression of humankind. Gambling doesn’t provide any benefit to society.
>>151524683Ganes ancestor :)
>>151524690Fuck you
>>151524631So is homosexuality
>>151524690I hate you
Gane heals Tom's retard son of his ailment by placing his hand on his head like a televangelist
>literally every breakdown of Aspinall v Gane is is slobbering over all of Tom's lack of fight time.>no real analysis on how they match up against each other, just praise for his finishing abilityIs it really that simple? I mean the total lack of regard for Gane's main strength, his unusual defensiveness for hw, makes me feel like this is a trap matchup. I'm leaning Aspinall by R2 sub but even feels like a guess considering we don't actually know how good his grappling is.
Gane by TKO in the fourth.
piloting Kody Steele like a mech
With odds like these, still not a single Gane bet slip posted. Really makes you think.
>>151524803What further analysis is there when we barely know anything about Tom because his fights are so short? You can suggest he may struggle in later rounds but it’s pure conjecture
>>151524708>>151524748
>>151524657Your picks are worthless and not even your mom cares about them
Gane by KO (Varial Heelflip)
Tom moves like a Welterweightbut Gane moves like a Bantamweight
>>151524913My mom actually visited to see her grandchildren last weekend and she asked me if Jake Paul was still champion.
>>151524862im rooting for tom and i dont like seeing gane get downplayed this hard in the odds, getting flashbacks of shahbazyan vs brunson
oh no I sure hope Satan doesn't try to provoke me into gambling by repeatedly badgering me
we all remember what happened
>>151524939good one b
a galactic throat nigga with his brains blown outin the same octagon his knee blew out
>>151524862Where's your slip?
>>151524996gay reply d
>>151525005talmbout Naroditsky b?
>>151525010It's harder to bet on the favorite. Tom is such a a heavy favorite the payout is shit.If you want to make money on Tom winning you have to be pick the manner and round in which he'll win. You can make a shit ton of money just by betting the moneyline on Gane. No one doe though because they don't actually believe he's going to win. If they did, they would be taking advantage of these great odds.
>>151525052>getting your competition to permaheem themselvesthese new age chess strategies are gettin out of hand
>>151525082mf is ice cold. imagine if he cared about mma
>>151525075No slip?
>>151525075ahh a fellow broke reddit bitch, welcome!
>>151524774Then Gane grows devil horns and makes him more retarded than ever before
>>151525094This guy retired from competitions years ago, he’s just doing this for love of the game
>>151525112It ok, we know it's just shit posting. I won't tell anyone don't worry.
I'm talking mega retarded, critters mixed with gremlins squealing little bastard retarded
Quiet Confidence. Gane.
>>151525118+320 for Gane to win. Easy money right lmao
>>1515251573 to 1 moneyline? Where does the fight take place again, Vegas? Definitely rigged goodnight irene
Just put $1000 down on Gane. They didn't give me a slip though, but the guy at the counter said he'd remember my face.
just put 10$ donation to Tom's "gosuckme" fund to help reinforce his son's fontanelle
>>151525180That's wassup, he must have really respected you they don't normally do that
>>151525176It's in durka durka stan I believe, like most UFC events since MMA is a thridie sport now
two former champions have tried to solve the gane puzzle. only two have succeeded.
>Chris Barnett +350 against HamdyFREE MONEY>Chris Barnett +350 against HamdyFREE MONEY
>>151525199Hmm, Gane might win then those Saudis run a clean operation if those odds increase Ill be moving a small fortune into the underdog line before Saturday night
Derek Moneybreg is conquerer alpha god
Las Vegas commission would rig fights for a pack of gum and a $5 bill, that shit doesn't fly in Saudi Arabia pal
>>151525138Slip?
Everyone knows Tom is gonna win, so in order to make money off him you have to pick whether he'll dribble his milk dud looking ass skull off the canvas like a basketball, or if he'll rip his dandy french arm out of its socket.
how many champions are defending in france
If you’re so invested you create betting strategies, then you’re a subhuman degenerate who deserves to get heemed daily
>>151525269If you're so sure he's gonna win then just bet more?
When I DO win money on Gane I WILL be posting my receipt and enjoying whatever you broke reddit bitches make up on the spot to cope.
>>151525222Betting sites only accept US dollars, not homosexual 4chan memes unfortunately for you
uskbekistan amma fc
>>151525290What?
you guys aren't posting slip because you're scared cowards, I'm not posting slip because I'm a based genius
I bet I could heem you
I posit you this; Raja vs Charlie Krik
>>151525281Smart bet is Tom by sub. Oddmakers seem to think the most likely outcome is Tom caving his black french head in, but they're still offering a decent payout for sub.
but conor didnt tell them which island he was staying near in his yacht
>>151525326Are you going to post your slip?
If draft kings only accepted homosexual 4chan memes then all the game posters could post slips
>>151525346>game posters
"This does not fookin' slip" - Tom Aspinall
>>151525284Why not post your slip now?
>>151525346FUCK I just lost The Game
post dramatic tkos
>>151525346I identify as a game poster
Gane get autocorrected on my phone, probably because he's a bum
>>151525424I’m Arabic
>see twitter post image>expand image to read it>i train with this guy named S->close imagecrazy to think how many times i have been fooled into opening that image
>>151525441Yeah we knew, this board has flags
I train with a guy named Jon Jones and he sucks cock better than his wife!
Ciryl Game
*ahem* nigger
After Borat land catches up to current trends and becomes bored with MMA, India will carry the torch into the future
>>151525424Wow you must be betting a lot of money on an Aspinall win
>>151525551Can't find good odds on him anywhere. No one has any faith in Gane to win.
they tried to rob gane again but got the wrong address
>>151525150
Tom Aspinall to his kid: "stir dem beans"
>>151525623This guy made more money than the entire UFC roster combined last year lmao
>>151525595Why would that matter if you're so sure he's gonna win? Do you not have the money to bet more?
This card sucks.
i waited out in the blistering cold for gane and he signed my autograph
>>151525658>making the wmma co-main so its 5 miserable rounds of garbageFUCK you DANA you FAGGOT
>>151525648Can't find any good odds on Tom. That's because no one thinks Gane will win. It's rough, but it is what it is. +320 Gane moneyline is real nice though, problem is Gane would have to win to collect that money, which no one actually believes is going to happen hence the zero bet slips posted.
>>151525658UFC is washed.
>>151525675So you're poor or scared?
no stars ufc
>>151525694Yeah I've been trying to figure out why no one has taken the +320 myself, because even a poor person could get a decent payout with those odds.
