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Bruins Edition
Previous >>151510346
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another SHIT thread
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/playoffsbound/
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first for candy
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>>151520958
For me it’s Reese’s
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>>151520947
My Debbie’s (:
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>>151520958
for me its fudge
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>>151521024
fudge is undeniable
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We don't need fag posts about candy.
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>8.85 x 8
too much if you ask for my humble opinion
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Silovs facing his old team for the first time.
He's already mogged Miller so far this season, excited to see what he can get up to tonight.
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>>151521087
Nobody asked you
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>>151521101
Yeah, the frogs fucked up there.
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My Jackies :)
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>>151521219
I asked.
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>>151521292
yeah where the gay bar is
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>>151521286
How is your Jackies season going so far? What are the expectations?
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>>151521318
Not sure yet. Our goaltending is a lot better than last year and Kirill Marchenko is going to have a HUGE season. We finally got back to playing our style of hockey in the last game against Tampa, but we looked pretty bad in the games before that. I still have hopes that we make the playoffs this year
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Marchand must be so grateful he left the bruins dumpster fire
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>>151521309
You'd know.
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apparently "bruin" just means brown in dutch
so a bruin bear is just a brown bear
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when i grow up i want to be the undertaker
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>>151521512
of which there are 0 (zero) in massachusetts
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mmmmmmmmmm we do not steal gimmicks here kid
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>>151521512
>Boston Browns
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Wrestlefags OUT
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first of all it's E-God
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5pjoa-eps

The nhl needs more peruvian talents like raffi torres
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>>151521379
I hope you make the playoffs too, not at the expense of >us of course :)

t. debbies fan
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McDavid is going to score at least 2 on our Sennies tonight isn't he?
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>>151521101
one more save than price has made in half a decade (rehab process? non-existent)
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>>151521660
Your Debbies look really good this season, I don't think you have to worry about my Jackies
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Stolarz just texted me and said hoc is soft pusys and should switch to the PWHL.
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>>151521672
its true if d u b s
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>>151521672
McZombie will be a ghost tonight.
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>>151521672
So it would seem
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>>151521672
rain or shine
Our Sennies
are yours and mine
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>>151521717
Jaime "Noodles" McLennan said that Stolarz should be careful making comments like that, as now every performance from him will be under a spotlight by his own teammates.
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>>151521693
>Your Debbies look really good this season
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toot toot
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>>151521717
Purely as a story arc, the minnesota frost have been more interesting than any NHL team since I guess expansion vegas
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>>151521672
Both teams are headed for a steep dropoff this year unfortunately.
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>>151521760
Jamie "Noodles" McLennan is a bust
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>>151521101
Better than Dobson
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>>151521839
thoughts on your victory over trb?
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>>151521830
Idiot. He was in the league for over a decade and backed up legends of the game like Luongo. Hardly a bust for a 48th overall pick.
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>>151521785
holy tusks up
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>>151521863
Yep thats a bust
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>I can’t really hear what Jeremy (Roenick) says, because I got my two Stanley Cup rings plugged in my ears
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@grok i can't get my tusks up
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>>151521717
Nah he said that about his team
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>>151521904
my goat
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>>151521863
Philly could draft the next noodles with their second rounder from the laughton trade
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we hate elephants here right boys
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got a new baseball cap and trying to break it in bro's
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>>151521975
Didn’t ask
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>>151521954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMRmuyy9f_w

Not me
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>>151521954
elephants are noble creatures anon
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>>151521954
Yes except for hockey elephant
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>no mammouths in utah
>no bruin bears in boston
>no panthers in fort lauderdale

>plenty of leafs in >lafffs
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>>151521954
Horton is my nog
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>>151521954
navajos hunted all the mammoth for the ivory so the mormons hunted all the buffalo in revenge
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>>151522015
No country...for old men?
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>>151522015
There actually are Panthers in Florida. And they're beautiful animals.
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>>151522015
Isnt there mammoth fossils in Utah at least?
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Theres a lot of senators in ottawa just FYI
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>>151521949
they'll be able to draft someone twice as good as noodles with what they got from the laughton trade!
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>>151522048
Those are coyote fossils and they're in Arizona
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>>151522068
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>>151522059
Only because no one has the balls to fix our upper house
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the beef stew is ready
you can have some if you acknowledge bud and copey and mitch won
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>>151522047
until they rip your throat out
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>>151522120
They're almost extinct so they probably aren't that tough. I imagine I could take one on if I had to.
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>>151522047
I have one at my house too
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>>151522119
Copey lost actually and dont worry Ive got plenty of stew
*rips a beef stew in your face*
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>>151522139
thats a cougar.

tell your mom I said hi
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>>151522157
copey won but I'll feed you because all men were made in God's image
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>>151522079
what the hell is that creature
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>>151522199
It's a Jason Robertson.
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remember what they took from you
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>>151522218
Oh. Yes I can see it now.
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>>151522260
This was the real loss...
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>>151521717
Already did
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>>151522260
Utah Mammories are soulless
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>>151522199
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>>151521785
Based
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>>151520868
Marchand is playing the bruins today for the first time
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everything but primary colors are ugly as fuck
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there’s always free cheese inside a rat trap
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>>151522325
Even green?
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>>151521949
How did that happen? Noodles seems like a nickname you would only give to an italian or possibly a chinese
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>>151522340
yes
green, orange and purple is hideous mixed trash
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>>151522301
JESUS CHRIST KILL IT WITH FIRE
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thinking about getting some seanut brittle for puck drop
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cyan magenta yellow master race
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>>151522119
They won
Can I have a bowl please?
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>>151521779
how is this even physically possible?
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>>151522359
>japanese website
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>>151522378
yes :)))
the key is to pour it over the fresh biscuit
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>>151522384
stop posting such disgusting pictures of your family
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Happy Diwali bros
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Reminder:
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>>151522411
human beings come in all shape and sizes
that's what makes us unique
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>>151522422
God tier post
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>>151522434
thanks, man
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>>151522422
And God creates some people incorrectly as a joke
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>>151522422
Why do the Habs always have little midget players? Do the French just grow slower than regular humans?
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>>151522402
Thanks for the tip :)
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>>151522456
quoi?
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>>151522456
in other countries the small and the weak men die first in wars but because the french always give up instantly their blood is full of manlet genes
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>>151522478
What is he 5'3?
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>>151522456
we don't use that word
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Shit teams shit games tonight thanks Gary
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>>151522494
Always funny how canadians get offended by everything because they're abunch of genetic freaks
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>>151522511
Can it retard
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unfrenly tard is back
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>frens
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>>151522521
don't get upset trb
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im 35 and have literally zero friends
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it doesnt matter what you have or what you are
what matter is if you are content with it or not
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>>151522547
lmao get fucked
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>>151522559
based bud ist
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>>151522547
I’m 28 and my only remaining friend hasn’t spoken to me in a couple of months
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>>151522559
contentment isn't a thing, it's the negation of a thing. you're basing your maxim on literally nothing. nice work, pekka.
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Are my laffies winning tonight fellas?
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>>151522547
Me too. I used to have a big friend group but they all moved and I haven't stayed in touch with any of them, and I don't know how to make new friends :(
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>>151522587
fuck off weeb
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>>151522584
>anything I cant do myself is impossible for anyone to do
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I see my friends like one ever 3 months
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ohmmm >laffs ohmmmm
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>>151522547
I'm 40 and only have my dungeons and dragons friends once a month
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>>151522531
lol
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These upcoming holidays like Halloween, Christmas, and NYE are tough when friendless but at least the hockey season is in full swing then.
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>Toews is back
Have you thanked India yet?
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>>151522663
everyday
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>>151522655
boo hoo little bitch
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>>151522689
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>>151522655
Halloween - buy candy and spend the night alone
Christmas - spend the day with family
New years - spend the night alone watching WJC and planning for the next year
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>>151522599
but are my laffies winning tonight?
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>>151522655
NYE is the only tough one for me
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>newfaggots have yet to realize /hoc/ is for frens
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>>151522709
Agreed. I want to go to the bar but it’s packed and expensive. I end up buying booze and drinking alone at home
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>>151522707
Yes
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>>151522711
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>>151522706
>>151522655
already bought my ceremonial "bag of candy that I'll end up eating myself cause nobody does trick or treating anymore around here"
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>>151522547
after i moved to a new town, i was in the same boat. then i started going for a beer a couple times a week and met other bros who watch hockey and shit. so now i have some buds to watch hockey and drink beers with, it rules.
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>>151522744
Would Gen alpha rather have play Fortnite than trick or treat?
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hard-boiling some eggs a farmer gave me
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Reminder
>modern medicine couldn't do anything for his long covid
>cow pee enema fixed him
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>>151522748
same dude
moved from Midwest to East
just be cool and funny
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>>151522779
Actually it was the fresh air in the prairies that fixed him.
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>>151522748
>>151522790
That’s good advice. Thanks
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Why are you buying candy before halloween when it all goes on discount the next day
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>>151522803
hard to argue with this huh
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>>151522772
yup bet theyre fresh
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>>151522822
to kidnap children
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>>151522796
He wasn't in Regina until he got fixed actually stop being upset and admit india saved toews and therefore won Canada the Olympics
Still waiting for that thank you india
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>>151522822
Candy is for children and retards
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>>151522798
just don't be a sperg
eventually they'll be like >hey we're going to Brian's house wanna chill?
next thing you got a crew
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>>151522752
kids absolutely still want free candy but everyone's mom got spooked by one too many bullshit stories about stranger danger and razer blade candy so now they only do trunk or treats at the local churches instead
that or nobody that has kids lives in a suburban neighborhood where they can trick or treat anyway since they can't afford houses
probably a mix of the two
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>>151522847
I'm the latter
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give me candy, gary
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>>151522850
sup bri
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>>151522847
I’m an autist but I’ll try my best
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>>151522856
Come back on October 31st
t. Intern
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fuck you gary
clap clap clapclapclap
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1v7KmK5xpM

going to see these guys on halloween. funnily enough, the probably won't play this song :)
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ONCE THERE WAS A BOY WHO HAD A VIBRANT GLOW
OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BUT AS IT GOES SOMEONE TOOK IT FROM HIM
ONE DAY THROUGH THE RAIN I HEARD HIM MEEKLY MOAN
OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HE SAID,
WILL YOU WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND ME
AS IM FALLING?

REMEMBER WHEN
REMEMBER WHEN
REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE ALL SO BEAUTIFUL
NEVER AGAIN
NEVER AGAIN
BUT SINCE THEN WE'VE LOST OUR GLOW
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THANK YOU INDIA- from /hoc/
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>>151523003
thanks for making the West better
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by the way I don't think it was CMYK I think it was CMYgay
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>6 players out
goddamn
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which game we watching tonight
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>>151523075
>team is close enough to Canada to live off tourist fans
It's funny how different Vegas was treated compared to the other expansion teams, just because Gary knew theyd be coyotes tier by now if they weren't given the cup.
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Someone buy me this plz
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>>151523111
Will u be my fren
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>>151523111
>hit men
>pink
is this a feminazi team?
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Chili is always better the next day. Glad I made a big ol batch yesterday
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>>151523111
I prefer this version
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>>151523103
You clearly don’t know what you’re talking about.
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>>151523130
Team is a reference to a wrestler that wore pink
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>>151523103
Your team is shit and run by a retard.
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>>151523126
you're already my fren
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>>151523111
>>151523144
we lov Bret here we love our hitties here
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>>151523103
Can't have a team in bookie central be shit. It would look bad to the gambling advertisers.
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I have a hitmen hat, found it in the woods
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>>151523195
it's so elite
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me when /hoc/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7Kz-qoV168
:)
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>>151523103
True
>we didnt mean to have vegass be instantly elite sorry hockey fans lol
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>>151523180
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>>151523208
True
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>>151523208
love how you can see the cameraman immediately panning right but he's unfortunately stuck in a zoom out at the same time so it's still on screen for like a solid three seconds
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>>151523200
looks kinda like this :)

as a kid my parents used to take me to hitmen games because the tickets are dirt cheap, holy nostalgia
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the calgary SHITmen
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Excited to Experience Vancouver Canucks Hockey on what's been a road trip to remember.
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>>151523233
It was the 80s/90s, it was on purpose.
Look at how genuinely happy those guys are though. Fuck, social media fucked us up, everyone pretends they're a movie star.
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>>151523235
would absolutely wear this
t. wear a ballcap every day
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>>151523253
>nose ring
dropped
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>>151523253
What logo/colours are most favoured in 'nuckville?
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>>151523264
Skate is the most favored no one cares all that much about the rest.
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>>151523208
>ZOOM OUT, KEVIN HAHAHA
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>>151523264
I've always loved the burgundy look.
The black skate has been very popular lately out on the streets and even the franchise has slowly been reintroducing it as the primary. But I think that's just nostalgia and within a few years people will be asking for blue and green again.
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bud1283 going good
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>>151522822
good point. I'll have a feast on november 1st
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>>151522837
>pic related
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>>151523309
The colors just look way better on ice, it's not nostalgia most people didn't see 94 but definitely saw 2011, orca has more nostalgic significance at this point, especially those jerseys you posted.
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Oh yeah, I forgot the caps announcer is Wes Johnson
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>>151522604
that's normal for an adult
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>>151523333
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>>151523333
CHECKED
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>>151523333
I really do not care for the black skate colours. Reminds of the flames or nazi Germany.
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>>151523341
unlike trb's size 39 pants
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>>151523356
the sad part is that size 39 pants might be normal in america
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>>151523356
>>151523363
sweatpants
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>>151523363
the trb effect
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easy win for the kraken
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go oilers
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Scaaaar
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my debbies :(
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>>151523399
they got btfo by philly yesterday, I doubt they even get a point this game
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>>151523446
its ok to be wrong just dont make it a habit
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i love seeing games with no fans in the stands. just the real deal ones cheering on their shitty team
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Penguins fans: Do you miss Marcus Pettersson?
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>>151523399
did you pick that up from your library, Väinö?
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ice looks like shit in ottawa
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>>151523466
There is nothing embarrassing about using your local library.
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>>151523466
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>>151523399
i'd ban this stuff if i were prime minister
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>>151523486
Having fun isn't hard
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>>151523492
maybe your local library brought it from america?
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>>151523492
I wish.
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my sharkies :)
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Do the players shower together or not?
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How few today?
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>>151523451
I know this team, pekka, don't underestimate how shit they are.
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>>151523516
you think every player has their own shower?
or they wait their turn after the game?
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>>151523510
good googly moogly
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Stolarz carrying these fools again
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>>151523561
cant wait for him to get injured again
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i'd have no problem showering with all of you
im sure we'd have some fun banter
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>>151523569
Not tonight since the devils are all twinks
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is it too early to call stutzle a bust?
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>>151523399
i don't think i would like lithuanian literature
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>>151523575
no one would make fun of me being circumcised for once
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>>151523501
Porn and onlyfans should be banned
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>>151523604
???? are you jewish?
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>>151523606
film and photography even
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>>151523604
i would
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>>151523604
what's your confessional heritage?
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>>151523623
bad case of phimosis, could barely piss through it, had half an inch of foreskin hanging
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>>151523591
Stutzle is not a bust, however, Lafreniere is now officially a bust.
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A rat spotted on the ice
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>>151523604
Isn't everyone?
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my sharkies :(
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let's go gary
drop that puck!
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>>151523634
would you also tease us americans?
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>>151523662
he was good in the ploffs two years ago
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>>151523634
>>151523672
not in binland
I get double checked by doctors and nurses, many has never even seen one
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>>151523672
only in murica
>>151523683
if you have big diddies
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>>151523672
I thought you canadians were intact
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>>151523655
are you the last professional broadcaster sam roberts?
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Say something nice.
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Hey bros, did you guys know that Brad Marchand played for the bruins, and he won a Stanley Cup with the panthers after being traded?
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>>151523672
I think the prairies do it lots but no one does it in BC that's why BC lads are more relaxed than Alberta bros
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>>151523703
Like 60% of Canadians are
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>>151523711
happy birthday to the GOAT
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>>151523711
At least the sweet embrace of death will be welcomed by him after watching that shitty sharks team
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typically you want to track the puck and push off the post to cut down the angle there
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>>151523716
sounds like gary's intern went off his ritalin while working on that script!
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>>151523689
How do finish women react?
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>>151523516
of course they do
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>>151523309
Nucks in orange/black just looks wrong to me but i wasnt around to see it in the 90s. Blue and green just seems to fit the city way better. Blue -> ocean. Green -> trees.
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>>151523706
Yeah that's me, Im visiting Finland to check out their underground wrestling scene.
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>>151523733
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>>151523750
are those urinal cakes?
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>bruins and panthers

unironically want both teams to lose
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>>151523575
a sauna+shower session with you guys would be so much fun
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my nigga todd has added some rubato to his game
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>>151523711
makes me think of the time i watched the sj feed of that game against the avs when dumb boyle scored on his own net kwab
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>>151523769
This but the opposite
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>>151523798
retard
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>>151523747
surprised and intrigued
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kitties SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>151523753
based!
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>>151523655
sorry bro
im making sure my future sons are intact
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>>151523711
there is an internet slut named Amber Hahn
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>bru1ns
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>>151523818
make sure their mother is under 30
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>>151522999
BASED. They have played this at a few shows this year, hope they play it at my show.
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>ruins
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>>151523820
i used to wank to her videos years ago
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>>151523717
wonder what makar's status is
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jen

>bruins
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My retarded mom got me circularized behind my dads back. I was like 7 yrs old. I don't know if my dad was ever told.
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>>151523855
that sucks. is your dad also snipped?
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>>151523855
born for me
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Nobody gives a shit about your penises
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>>151523752
Well said. The blue and green is perfect for Vancouver and the orca logo is pretty cool. I didn’t even mind the word mark.
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>>151523855
*circumcised
lol
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>>151523766
shower drains. havent you ever had to shower with the boys?
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>>151523859
Yah he is, i think it was a lot more common back in the day.
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>>151523830
I'll try my best. being able to find a less than 30 virgin american woman who wants to marry is extremely hard
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My Jackies are about to start bros. I think we can beat the Stars
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Great shift from the “AHL” line for the Canucks.
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Even though they're dead my panthers are gonna booty blast this shit team.
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>>151523861
Im sorry
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>>151520902
It's impressive that marchand has abs while being chubby
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>>151523855
This happened to me but my based AF doctor described the procedure to me and I refused and he told her he couldn't do it without my consent
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>>151523868
Fits with the vancouver flag as well
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>>151523830
shit genes, not age
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>>151523916
kitties aren't dead. they're still a solid first round exit
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>>151520902
Culture club boy George looking ahh mf
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>>151523933
Smart kid you were
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>>151523917
nta but my dad is a jewish boomer :(
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>>151523939
damn thats ugly
>>151523947
older brother got a perfectly normal body while mine looks like quasimodo
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>>151523893
he's definitely seen you naked since then
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>>151520868
Good to be back rat!
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>>151523939
Such a great flag. I work in the tourism industry here and whenever someone asks about the BC flag that's often hanging around the city I show them our city flag as well but they're never as impressed with it as I am.
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didn't askarov
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/biz/ idea: 4 divisions in each conference like my NFL
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>>151524007
Turns out he's shit
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>mogs your shit flag
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>>151523999
checked. I hate that he's no longer a broon but I'm happy that he isn't rotting in boston
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>>151523984
so? i know twins, other one has been fat for his whole life and his sister has smoking hot body
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I told my cut friend in grade school that circumcision was for jews and he had an argument with his mom after
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I’ve always been fond of the flag of Wales
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>>151523972
Nice i wish
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>>151524027
why did you see his penis?
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We need less teams. 32 was enough. Too many horrible teams.
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there was only one boy in my friend group in elementary school who was circumcised. we called him circ.
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>>151524023
It looks like a fast food place or a gas station but maybe that's fitting
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>>151524057
just like my sharks
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Joey's performance the other night was so dreadful that he got benched
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we officially got a meme game going on at ubs arena
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>>151524057
I'm from the future btw
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>>151524004
For a municipal flag is pretty elite
I like quebec city flag a lot too
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>>151524053
You never played the penis comparing game with your friends as a kid? Weirdo.
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>>151524057
24 teams max but 20 teams would be kino
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>>151524067
>meme teams produce meme game
wild
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Sad rat cry
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>>151524053
I didnt he just told me for some reason
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This is some peak cuckold shit ngl.
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Fuck, the tribute video made him cry
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>marchand getting emotional

Based?
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>>151523855
>7 yrs old
kek wtf? that's insane. but still sorry to hear that
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>>151524062
Its the worst flag ever desu,
i was kidding before
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>>151524061
poor kid
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i see the bruins on tv more often than the mammoth
t. slc
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I wrote that Magellan circumcised the globe on a social studies test
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>>151524094
>>151524097
damn missed it..
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>>151524080
We did at sleep overs
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>>151524121
Shoulda picked a better name.
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>>151524023
>it's real
based as hell
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You know what, that’s gigabased even though Marchand is shitbag
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I remember this Muslim kid at school coping that circumcision is not so bad. I guess they get circumcised at the beginning of puberty or something.
>y-you d-dont lose feeling b-bro
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>>151524087
Have a heart man
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>>151524023
Arbys?
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Let's go Gary belt!
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Hello out there, we're on the air, it's 'Hockey Night' tonight.
Tension grows, the whistle blows, and the puck goes down the ice
The goalie jumps, and the players bump, and the fans all go insane
Someone roars, "Bobby Scores!", at the good ol' Hockey Game
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>>151524149
I do. He cry. It sad. Go bears
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marchand is such a crybaby
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>>151524148
yeah, i went to school with a bunch of arab muslims
heard that cope many times
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Having a smoke (You) me when the 2nd starts
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Anon from /hoc/ you’re on the air
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>>151524161
bobby brink?
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hilarious turnover
>snes
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>>151524154
Calgary
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>>151524177
i saw bud in the woods back in '97
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>>151524154
>>151524191
Looks more like arbys to me
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I can see the puck
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>>151524177
hi, art. i just remote viewed a certain chilly evening...
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>>151524177
Well if ya ask me Art all these uncircumcised zoomers are just jealous seeing as we all know no woman prefers an uncut cockadoodle doo if ya know what I mean
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>>151524121
weird
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>>151524204
I unironically just look at the back of the net
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>>151524197
Was it dank?
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>>151524207
who cares what women think lol
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>>151524217
Is that wrong?
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>>151524087
I will never forget that game 7
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Women actually like it, but to even feel it they need to do it raw. It has sexual function despite what they tell you.
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>>151524223
It’s the only based way to watch hockey
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>>151524191
Why would Calgary put the Arby's hat on their flag?
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>>151524207
A cute chudette called me a cutfag last week.
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>>151524221
True you dont talk to any anyways
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women are stupid and i don't respect them
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>>151524175
Put it out man puck just dropped.
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>>151524207
only lowIQ women likes cutted dick
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>>151524129
Protip: watch a euro stream with no commentary, can fully enjoy crowd noises during things like tributes and they show the rink during ad breaks
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>>151524249
thanks for the protip bro
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>lowIQ
>cutted
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Get them kidney shots in son
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>>151524249
shall give it a try
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>>151524259
Jen
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>>151524245
Damn missed the scar
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>>151524235
they were hungy
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>>151524259
you'll never know how sex feels like
kwab
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holy shit skinner actually making a decent save? what?
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Just put my clothes in the dryer
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>>151524207
Piss off intern
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>>151524235
Like Alberta , Arbys is a cheap imitation of western american culture
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>>151524289
Your a idiot, lol.
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>kwabken
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>>151524290
its like the problem has always been their shit D-core
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>>151524289
I know :(
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>>151524294
Probably should've washed them first.
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>>151524290
Hes a top 8 goalie actually
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>idiot
>your
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>>151524289
I've used a condom retard
Direct phenum stimulation in wet pussy is better but you wouldnt know that as an ant eater
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>>151524304
remember when they were supposed to have potential?
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>>151524301
explorers migrated west in both countries, created similar cultures
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>>151524320
Oh NOW you understand the language? Dumbass.
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>hockey
>hock
>hoc
>/hoc/
I get it now
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>https://x.com/NHL/status/1980785908321333403
cute :3
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Emily Kaplan needs me to pump a baby in her.
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>>151524323
bro...
i hope youre kidding because otherwise insane cope
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>>151524314
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>>151524339
It's actually named after the Hoc cluster from Mass Effect 1
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>>151524339
aka beav
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>>151524339
I’ve always pronounced it as Ho-sh as in social as in /soc/
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>>151524339
Actually it's because the thread was thrown together at the last minute. Short for ad hoc
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I will NOT give my foreskin to Gary
You all should take back whats rightfully yours
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>>151524368
then why doesn't /hoc/ have meetups?
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>>151524326
Maybe they won't be as shit when they aren't down 1/3 of the actual line-up. Don't think so, but it's something to look forward to.
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>>151524339
im glad its not /nhl/ because that would have been reatarded
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>>151524339
clever devil
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>>151524368
That's one of the dumbest things I've ever read on this board.
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>>151524346
thanks for the link
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>>151524374
>ad hoc
>ads in /hoc/

Don’t give Gary any ideas
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While /hoc/ was arguing about dicks the leafs lost the game
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>>151524326
Let the krak cook, side deals coming any day now
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i'm commander bud and this is my favourite store on the citadel
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>>151524379
I wish I could :(
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>>151524339
Actually it's short for hall of chuds
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>>151524396
It was mostly leafs arguing about said dicks, so... fair enough really.
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It's a pleasure to still get to watch Crosby in 2025.
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>>151524419
shame he's stuck rotting in pittsburgh
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>>151524274
I usually watch the normal ones with announcers who share sponsored by DQ hard hitting Honda I Like It inside analysis presented by Geico, but enjoying the ambient crowd atmosphere on special occasions like returns home or milestones is wonderful.
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Fantilli!
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>>151524431
montreal soon
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>>151524419
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>>151524406
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>cut talk stops
>leafs take the innovative back
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>>151524440
lol no
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>>151524440
he can't even speak french
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>>151524472
Neither can the Quebeckers
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>>151524454
and its a finn :^)
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>>151524472
You don't have to in metro Montreal
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I gave your mom the ol quebeckers last night
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>>151524472
he does but like 6/10 and it decreases each year
when he was younger he would give french interviews
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>>151523399
imagine being this fucking stupid
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>>151524454
what new gimmicks/oc have been pioneered this season?
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>>151524494
Really? I fucked yours in the ass.
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Our Blue Jackies :)
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Which sunbelt team should Brady go to?
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>>151524516
>>151524514
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>>151524513
>fucked in the ass
reminds me of what happened to trb
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>>151524497
I didn't know that
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On one hand I’m seething that e!spin doesn’t care about hockey but then on the other hand I’m relieved that Stephen A doesn’t talk about hockey but on the other hand hearing Pat McAfee give some surface level analysis about hockey is gay and retarded
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>>151524339
Its for Hung Orwellian Chads
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>>151524537
The Blue Jackets are snowbelt retard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uix8JpobQHg
now you can listen slayers whole discography in under 7 minutes
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>>151524537
Blue Jackets, Buffalo, and the Wild are honorary Canadian teams.
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>>151524564
thanks for sharing the link
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>>151524510
pants sizes
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>>151524564
Ya its called pick any of their songs
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today i have in a parlay
>isles ml
>NJ/TOR and EDM/OTT o5.5
am i cooked
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>>151524572
which explains why buffalo will be relocated soon
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SSSSSSSSSCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
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>>151524591
Place another parlay goy-I mean guy! You can win big! The crown is yours!
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Kerry King is a midget
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I don't want my Jackies to be part of Canada. However, I would accept Alberta into our country
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>>151524545
But we're gay and retarded
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>>151524611
He’s also bald KWAB
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>>151524576
I need to cut so I can fit into a size 30 waist
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>>151524572
>>151524619
Meant to give you a (you)
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We're gonna shork this up again
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Bruins fans acting like a ex girlfriend that cant move on lmao.
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>>151524623
just like JLMI
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Why does Gary allow a team in Ottawa. He should have moved the Sens out of there years ago
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>>151524643
we'll always love marchand <3
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>>151524641
does this team even know what a forecheck is
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>>151524641
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>>151524643
Cuck franchise
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>>151524611
kek i read one comment on their music video that said he looks like he consumes lots of mountain dew

pens SSCAAAAARR
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>>151524643
you wouldn't get it.
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My dog was kind of hesitant with eating her food last week and I was getting worried about her since she's old, but she's eaten all of her meals on time this week :). I think she just had a bellyache last week
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>>151524666
no and check'd
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>>151524673
I only have that webm in gif form
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>>151524676
that's good. my doggy has that problem now that she's 11, so I'm giving her more broccoli :)
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>>151524564
>Slayer doesn't have a single song longer than 7 minutes
Thrash is truly metal for brainlets.
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okay time to study
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>>151524676
Hope it's cancer.
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Study deez nuts
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>>151524682
have another
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>>151524730
thanks :)
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>>151524724
to the box you go
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>>151524697
My dog is 12, and she's always wolfed her food down as soon as I give it to her until last week she was letting it sit there for an hour or two until she ate it.
What kind of doggy do you have?
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that movie the Fourth Kind really fucked me up about aliens
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>>151524743
Lol, just like his dead dog's ashes.
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>>151524724
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>>151524755
New
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>>151524611
>>151524671
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>>151524724
You're a fucking faggot
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>>151524753
It shouldn't. Hypnosis is fake and gay.
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Boston loves you Marchy :'(
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>>151524724
i hope buddy's dog is okay but this fuckin me laugh lmao
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>b2uins
>>
SCAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>151523711
he's the best part of that broadcast

not hard when the only other contenders are the sidekick who left no impression or the camera feed being operated from the fucking Hubble
but still
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>they never played a tribute video for greer
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>>151524319
Probably mostly from their rags game. He was uncharacteristically great
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>>151524545
Shrink the game
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>>151524572
Because of their failure to win a cup?
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Based Panthers chad in the background lmao
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>>151524641
My isles PP and sorokin’s sv% needed the help, thank you
>>
Panthers almost scored in the Bruins power play lmao.
>>
>>151522483
the glorious history of the french army is without question you forest dwelling gnome. what the fuck is finland? you allied with fucking naazis. you arent even a real country. making fun of the french army is fucking retarded
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>>151523200
the canadian media at the time gave him shit about the name being violent. yes to a wrestlers hockey team. they also pushed that willie oree nagger hockey player like he was the jesus of hockey
>>
>>151523253
run!! she has the crazy, cut your cock off while you sleep, eyes.



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