From the high desert and the great American southwest edition
>>151524746a labradoodle
Go Canucks Go!
go oilers
/hoc/ is dog/cric/ is dick
Leafs getting booty blasted up and down the ice lmao, they learned nothing from last game.
Our Blue Jackies :)
cric poster here, politely asking for temporary refuge
>>151524773about to be labradead, lol
>>151524755First for my flames :)
>>151524793No vacancy, SAR
my rat <3
>>151524773Cute! My friend has a labradoodle and he's a really good boy
>>151524789Not to mention the arena sounds like a morgue
>>151524793No
>>151524793SAAR WHY YOU REDEEM
PENS SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>151524794Get the fuck out of /hoc/. We love dogs here faggot
dude just hexed himself, ya hate to see it
How are my leafs getting rolled by metro trash?
>>151524831Like I give a fuck.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e7AhBs_iKbwbased flamers
cats are fucking ruthless
>>151524802im the victim of a warzoneyou wouldn't send me back to die would you?
>>151524843Go watch tuesday night football faggot
>>151524841They have no identity and lost their only playmaker
PENS AGAIN, THE BIG LINESCAARRRRR
>>151524860Link?
I need my penguins to lose ):
My Jackies actually got a stop on the PK! It's been a rarity this season :)
>>151524858Yes.
>>151524841fans/media gave them a break so they're slacking off
Mathews tried to be too fancy
kitties scarrrrrrr!
>>151524867Why are you cheering against your starting goalie for the Olympics?
reminder: /hoc/ is for frens
>>151524897>Finnish goaltending I'd try to live in ignorance too
>>151524897Flames play tomorrow
>>151524892>Jewish goaltending
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRJenner!
want a spicy take? germany finishes first in their group in milan
>2-0 cats
>>151524935Retard
>>151524858>>151524858>>151524793
>bruins
>>151524897Isn't Saros their starter?
my jackies :)
>>151524904/hoc/ is for memes
>>151524755>Let's go out to the Wildcard Line. Hello, Southern California-Yeah hi Art. First time listener, long time caller. I refuse to turn down my radio. Listen Art, this Gary Bettman fella, I mean are we supposed to just sit there and smile while he pulls his little Jew tricks---ACK>Oh sorry caller, looks like we disconnected and lost the connection. You'll have to call back again another time
I think our Jackies have shaken all the rust off!
>>151524950you guys can see the puck? I thought the whole idea was that you visualised where it roughly is based on the players movements
>>151524969Our special teams are heating up!
do you think Connor is happy he scored his first goal of the season?
>sign hart>injury bug hits vegas hardcurious
my penguins
>>151525006Yes
Just farted
>>151525009hopefully the PK stops being a disaster, that's been infuriating so far
>>151525006I just read /hoc/ comments and I can picture the entire game in my head
>>151525035based
>>151525028didn't ask
>>151524980>i refuse to turn down my radio Art seething at that always me kek so hard until I’m crying
im back for the season and ready to post garys
>>151525033Yeah it's been the worst I've ever seen from any team. 55% through 5 games is absurd
>are you near a landline, m'am?
bud became a made man today
Cam on duckshttps://youtu.be/YDiROOyMw8M?list=RDYDiROOyMw8M
3-1 Gary slop will occur in Boston tonight
Charlie Coyle has been a really nice pickup for my Jackies
Come on Canucks lets have a big 3rd. Can't let Silovs mog us like this.
>skinner
>>151525127But I barely know her!
>>151525135JEN!
imagine an india/australia/nz division
the oilers STINK!
lmao Skinner
the dallas saars
oilers a shit
Skinner? More like STINKER!
Oilies should get Stolarz off the laffs desu
>the buffalo saars
>he's still trying to force the jen meme
>>151525197Can a newfag get a quick rundown?
>>151525207trb trying to force a meme
>>151524793Go back sar
Oilers need to score a goal if they are going to retake the lead
>>151525207It’s a reference to how beautiful Jennifer Botterill is.
>>151525215I've been hit with two of them tonight and I don't know how I'm supposed to feel. Aslo, trb?
>>151525197
You could merge laffs and soilers and you'd still have a shit team with no depth, no D, no goaltending and no coach.
>>151525245She looks like a newt though?
sharks may never win again KWAB. watching raw until avs mammies
>>151525252Your mom doesn’t have a D
NO GOAL LMAO
>>151525264>e-slopper
Don't ram Bob, he's the best officer on the force
The cucking continues in Boston
>>151525275reffies run the league.
>>151525282His mudder was a mudder
>>151525292Can we get AI anime girl refs for /hoc/?
>>151525319sex with this AI bimbo.
sweet it's not a shutout
>struggling against the senskek
>>151525267/hoc/ moms are all dead from cancer you prick
>>151525250>trb pretending to be a newfag againkek cmtsu also bud1
>>151525372N- no thank you?
>>151525388>>151525394thoughts on your loss to mitch (who got you to post your face)?
my team is losingit isnt fair
PENS SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
Is Elvis good again?
If ducks tighten up just a little bit they will be ploff good
>>151525428presley?
>>151525411It was.... bad?
Soilers and Senny's tied, lol.
>>151525445kek
refchads lettin em know
>>151525438Merzlikins
>>151525428Mother fuck him and John Wayne
The Bruins are a bunch of Hookers.
>>151525444checked
The black ref startled me.
>>151525452oh. no.
lets go pens
Canucks getting beat up on
>playoff goals count towards regular season recordsyour response?
>>151525472He's been breddy good this season
what happened to the soilers?
gn /hoc/, see you next time
>>151525292Always have.
>>151525504sweet dreams, pekka.
>>151525292
>>151525504Sleep tight*kisses your forehead*
>>151525494Tyson Barrie 2.0 got his bag, no refunds
>>151525504gn
>>151525490Cyclopses shouldn't have opinions
>>151525541I think he's looked good too
oof! true, tho.
Laffs and soilers are contenders. On Planet Retard.
>>151525477I was getting smug but now I’m humble again.
>>151525554>tooreminds me of 04/17/22
my macky :)
dang canucks getting raped
Kitties winning, laffs losing, anotger good day.>>151525319I farted this penulty out.
>>151525541very monocularphobic of you desu
Mark Messier is one boring fucker
>>151525589fuck Mark Messier fucking piece of Marner
>>151525562never let a fan base choose your team names
>>151525586Hello Leb-anon, fancy you round these parts.We accept all frens in /hoc/
stars scaaaaaaaaaaaar :)
>dive puck
>he doesn't know the foreign flags are trb
>>151525562This is going to be really funny if the jays win the world series to join the raptors with their recent title.
i want emily kaplan to tape my wrists together behind my back, chastity cage me, and spread a thick layer of creamy tan fecal matter all over my writhing face
*eats hot dog*
>>151525654Why so cereal?
>OT in OTT
Garytime in the capital…
scared of aliens bros
>>151525671you should call ICE
that's my prime minister! :D
Pinto SCAAARRRRRRRRRRRRS
>>151525707I don't like em
> Gary, soilers need a PP.> Done.
gg caps, no points for the krak
>>151525599go back faggot
>>151525707Yeah, you would like a guy kneeling to the US
thanks gary very cool
>>151525646You are a foreign flag tho
>>151525671don't worry frenanything smart enough for interstellar travel is probably safer than most of the creatures you encounter in your "diverse" neighborhood
Leafsies kinda suck :) Hatty for Hughes, good job Debbies, Satania wins again
>torontou :D
I'm sad very few people in this thread even know who Art Bell and Coast to Coast is. That guy got me through college and the late shifts so many times. Easily the best radio show in history
>laffs
10 points in 7 games for /ourguy/
pongs win lets go pongs love me pongs
Benoit getting creamed LMAO
>>151525757Mate, half this site is too young to remember RADIO, lol
>>151525746Wa7ad lubnani looti
>>151525729He is in favour of trading with the united states >justin back Why did you include this bait ?
my debbies!!!!
>>151525757For me its the flying over area 51 caller
>>151525776This is 4chan a millennial site. If the faggot zoomies want a website they can go to discord or tic tac or whatever gay troon social media shit they visit
Ducks are so fucking back
Love me TSN hockey theme :)
>>151525778I don't speak the language of these filthy animals and I refuse to learngo back to r/lebanon you stupid fag
>>151525805EMILIOOOOOO
We need a president who is capable of pulling Katy Perry
SCARRRRRRRR
>Leafs vs flames At least they'll win that matchup
Kitties shitting the litter box.
I want the Stars to win the Stanley Cup!
>>151525829More like a stiff breeze vs a tree about to fall over, either one could fail
>>151525844I don't like jamie benn
Bruins gonna win this game. Remember this post.
Thanks for all the laughs tonight frens
>>151525862You're Welcome, neighbor
>pussies
TIED IN BEANTOWN
>>151525862Much love fren
>>151525859I remember.
>>151525862This will REALLY make you laugh.
>>151525844You can't always get what you want
>>151524946>2-2 now
kitties blew it
My laffs status? :(
>>151525844>i want a milly for the no milly teamtoo bad
>>151525859Tied 2-2
Panthers get too fucking complacent man.
My leafsies need to rebuild around Tavares and Knies, trade everyone else :)
>>151525896>That bellybutton ring gape
>>151525894>I don't know what they are all about
>>151524772Where can I order this?
>>151525883Every hfboards avatar looks like this
>>151525896I would impregnate her with a son if you know what I mean
With a coach like Berube, why do the leafs play like pansy fags lmao
What's more embarrassing? Being Nashville, or losing to Anaheim??
>>151525921>losing to Anaheim
sharks eternal suffering
>>151525921I like the Ducks. I don't think there is ANYTHING wrong with losing to them
Lets go Bruins
>>151525935deserved
YOU GET 2! YOU GET 2! ERRYBODY GETS 2!
>>151525921>What's more embarrassing?04/17/22
>>151525862all me btw
There has been zero fucking improvement from last season.They actually look worse because Askarov only remembers he's a goaltender 50% of the time.
>>151525944They are an exciting team; they're not having such a great year, though
>>151525902i do. they're all about playing for themselves. they keep saying they'll get better but they fucking don't. if anything they actually get worse. if they actually cared about each other and cared for the team they played for they would fucking play like it. if they did they would:>hit>score more>get in front of the net>get into the corners>stand up for their players>stand up for their goalie>not play like complete lazy fucks>not be absolute fucking pushover pussiesgetting very tired of my laffies fellas...
>>151525967>a great yearmuch like 2022, specifically april 17
>>151525967I think they're doing just fine
I don't feel soo good kitty bros
If I was Marchand I would score the game winning goal and flip off the crowd, to show Boston fans what he was doing for them his whole career.
Don't let all other noise distract you from the fact that T*mpon G*y is a lottery team
>>151525989Absolute bed shitting situation.
>>151525988Is it still too early to call? When is it time to make that call? I usually don't expect clarity until Christmas or so
>>151524755Bumper musichttps://youtu.be/ziTZexTqmPE
>>151526003We already knew though...
>>151526014trb exposing himself as a casual again
>>151526014Yeah Christmas unless their record is in the top or bottom 5 in the league
>>151526007they are currently last in the east
>>151526043Good
>>151526049Not a fan of astrisks?
>>151526056Not a fan of teams from cities that don't experience winter.
>3ruins
>POOINS
We are so back Kitty bros.
>>151526059ok
>bruin3
That's Eli Lustration
I’ve never watched a Blue Jackets vs Stars game before. Is there any civil war references in those games?
>mouth wash
Assist from el rato...
>>151526059for me its gotta be mountain hockey
>>151526086Yes, the cannon
>kitties are up yaaay!
Thank you for carrying soilers, Gary.
>>151526086Yes, every time they say Blue Jackets
and with that >shorks loss, sitting at 0-4-2, they are still above the calgary flames
>>151526074this was in the panhandletampa didn't get shit retard
>>151526112>trb bubblin' 'bout... snowkek cmtsu
knights halloween party is toknight. only pic i've seen is karlsson/smith and their wives dressed as abba
>>151526112It was a joke, Lebatard
Is there anything stopping the Blue Jackets from putting an actual cannonball in the cannon and shooting it at their opponent?
>>151526147no
>>151525757for me it's major ed dames and his remote viewing prophecies, which a grand total of zero (0), were true. my dad spent like a thousand bucks on a big vhs tape bundle to learn his methods
>>151526126Is it the adult party?
>>151526086
>>151526147covered under the second amendment
>>151526147Gary here, keep these good ideas coming.
>>151526147Ohio education system. Good luck teaching one to do it.
>>151526158except the confederacy hadn't been relocated from minnesota for being trash lmao
Lohrie what a fuck up
>>151526147Whoever procures munitions and gunpowder for John McConnell>they'll both be liable if anyone is killed or injured
>>151526184I am a product of the Ohio (private school) education system
>>151526155in fairness to your dad, the cia spent a lot more money than that.
>>151526158he knew the latent power of the snowbelt
>>151526199Wow, that's a double whammy. I'm surprised you can remember to breathe.
Two goals tonight swayman should have had
>>151526215I'm actually pretty smart :)
>>151526247Catholic school?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRMateychuk!
holy fuck the stars are dogshit. how long until dylan and his vpns show up to have melties
>>151526268Yes!
Bruins need to return to their normal jerseysAll these other variations are shit
>>151526301>I'm actually pretty smart :)
>>151526304aggreed
>>151526298Our Jackies are better than people think!
>>151526307I have a good job and a paid off house in my 30s :)
>>151526322>paid off house... in Ohio?
>>151526336Yes
>kitties
>>151526322Did the bank give you a letter grade and a diploma for paying off your house, stupid>no, because those things aren't comparable in any sense, dimwit
broons scaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>151526346lol
Suck it Florida
sir geekalot
Game of the night in Boston.
Emily Kaplan is trans
>>151526354No
>>151526368Don't disrespect my queen
Nervous, Panties?
>>151526368Weird thing to be your first post of the night.
>the city of my Kitties
>4ruins
LMAO
LMAOOOOO FUCK BOSTONNNN
>ruinsHoly kek
>>151526386I don't think she's wearing ANY Panties. Aaaaah fuck.
bruins
Hahahahaha go panthers
>>151526360Eat shit fag
HAHAHAHAHA BAWSTON
>>151526386DELET!!!
>>151526404I'm not wearing panties either
tippy top lel Bruins
Well done pooins, well done…However…
FUCK
>>151526360
Lmao fuck you Boston I don't even care I have Swayman in for fantasy
What the fuck are the broons cheating with the clock for
What shit luck on that rebound
Bruins bros, it may not be our year
thank fuck Florida scored so my Avies can get to playing, no ot tonight Gary.
>2:65 remaining
>someone broke the clock
>bruins breaking the clock bc they're so assmad
Did someone take a pic of the 2:65 on the clock
>Honor system on the clockkek
>no time on the scoreboard This is the best game of the season
Dylan....
>>151526484>Refs>Honor
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRVoronkov!
lmao at this espn color guy openly creaming himself at Marchand almost scoring there
fuck...
>get rekt so hard you break the clockFucking kino
Boston should be relocated for being unable to keep time.
my avies :)
time for Tusks Up
finally a good special teams game by my jackies
Our Jackies are looking GREAT!
some guy on reddit took a pic with Joe Sakic at the airport and Joe is looking old. Grim times.
They cancelled that All star event at UBS
white cloudsgolden clouds blue blue space white clouds
>>151526527I told you they were heating up!
LOLing at Boston
Its ogre
>>151526519Trunk down, tusks up
>>151526497MY JACKIES On a roll tonight
>>151526574We don't raise our tusks here
Total Duck VictoryNashville Sex Preadtors BTFO
>>151526579That's the way we like to puck
>>151526574that's way we like to puck
Yotes/Hockey Club/Mammoth always play good against the Avs
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKent Johnson!
>ruins take a timeout>go to take a quick leak, I won't miss any play>bruins have equalized, missed the goal>oh fuck, overtime it is, better turn the coffee machine on>go back to check game, kitties are somehow up again>there is no clock>play is going on and THERE IS NO CLOCK>time apparently runs out? because the kitties celebrate a 4-3 regulation victory>am I still asleep?
>>151526547It was a bs makeup for losing the game but then they gave them the game in 2027 so it was moot
Columbus does Dallas
stars btfo
>>151526582God damn OC girls are hot
my avies! :)makar!
Makar a sniper
Ducks are fucking up these old men
>>151526627fucking glorious
>>151526582I would hold hands with her
Devils won that puckgame.
>the city of Salt
LINESMAN DOWNI REPEATLINESMAN DOWN
>>151526663she has weird ears. 2/10
>>151526672he was questioning the morality of garys new script. he will play along or he will be dealt with
Break it- ACK!
>>151526675I like her boobies
What's the worst ad to get your shit wrecked in front of, Hunt brothers pizza gotta be up there
i like my boobies
>>151526690Hunt bros pizza ad really paid off
I like boobies
>cucknadians BTFO
>Take him out
>>151526641Indeed
>>151526722I like her boobies too
Awww poor little baby Dylan I bet your diaper is full knowing the Vegas and oilers are good and winning while your precious stars are declining don’t worry your mommy will change your diaper soon
Gary
>trashville
ducks win!
>>151526785>oilersJen
>>151526785>oilers are good and winningNo
getting upset that helmet has been on the ice for 5 mins, refs need to pick that shit up.
>>151526821>gets shutout by skinner and fades into irrelevancy It’s okay dylan maybe one day you’ll see your team play a game 7 in the finals.
>Gary, kongs need a PP.>Done.
>>151526820EXCITING!!!>captcha: MRPAD
Metro is best division out of nowhere
Jackies :D
>>151526785>oilers>good
>>151526840We're not all your bete noir, Samir. Oh, and soilers are dogshit.
Vemelka stones MacK
stars are so fucking lame lol
>lol
Imagine hating the oilers and never being able to beat them. That’s some cuck shit.
Dings, Americas team, Sharts, and Child Predators gonna make sure 28/32 teams finish above .500 this year
kek
soilers almost lost against sens hahaha, fuckin garbage team! mcdavid projected to end the season at 90 points!
>>151526972>>151526965I don’t know who is more shit the flames or stars lol.
>>151526972Pathetic. Rookie defensemen Matthew Schaefer is projected to score 96 points
>>151526950my nordies :)
>>151527010o wow lol. i genuinely hope mcdavid has the worst year of his career so he understands how fucking retarded it was to extend with that team.
>>151526999checked
>>151527068He has been in decline for a couple years already. he can't shoot for shit and is scared to get to the net
>literally saves Canadas ass in the 4nations>ungrateful Canadians shit on him
>>151527114such is life being number 1
>>151526849The worst team in the metro is 3-3
>>151527114Bitch never starts the season on time which is why >we haven't won the division since Reagan was president
TJ Oshie sucks, PK Subban does it better as a commentator/analyst
Which team has allowed the fewest 5-on-5 goals this season?
>>151527174The boys work better as the underdogs anyway. It’s not the most ideal situation but once the team is fully healthy we’re good.
>>151527221>The boys work better as the underdogs anywayZero proof since the only time they've had home ice past the first round was the SCF this year which they lost
>>151527209Kraken ?
>>151527246The Columbus Blue Jackets
>>151527246Naw, last couple of days fucked that up
We play the Rags next and if we don't win..Then we play the Devils, Wild, Kings, Devils (again), Avsand God knows we aren't winning those...
>>151526955We beat them so bad it broke their stanley cup hopes for the next decade>>151526820How bout that senneke kid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg
>>151527275Hey we are still better than the Lames just remember that
>>151527209Avalanche, Capitols, Mammoth, and Blue jackets are tied with 7 according to hockey reference
>>151527367Oilers broke them
Landeskog on the score sheet.
my avies!! :))landeskog!his first regular season goal in 3 years!
>>151527068It won’t matter. Dobson just got $9.5M for 8 years after trading two mid first round picks and Heineman (3g so far) after a 39 point season. Next contract will focus on his 100+ point seasons
those sneaky Mammoth coaches with their challenges
>most dangerous lead in Utah
>>151527275Are you playing at msg? If so, it’s a win
>>151527399>>151527396Raise the banners
Marchand may be crying but the pool is forming under this lady
>>151527436If they can get another left handed defenseman they could go far.
>CORRECTION!!!
>>151527399nvmoffside lmao
Elvis gets the donkey!
>>151527428Yes at MSG. Hopefully we shall find a win.
I don't post when rapey is in the thread and for this reason: I'm out
>>151527319i love that senneke kid
"the actions of the Utah player" tf is Toronto on about in that challenge?
>>151525428Yes!
>>151527472Point to the rapeys
espn is getting too cheeky with these alternative camera angles
my avies :(
Owner on camera yelling like an obnoxious fan then goal gets called back, that what you get.
OUR REFFIES
>>151527640nvm goalie interference lol
>>151524755HEY ART, FIRST TIME CALLER, LONG TIMENAGGER NAGGER NAGGER NAGGER NAGGGER YOUR DEAD WIFE NAGGGER NAGGGER NAGGGER BABA BOOEY
>>151527474RE SPECT
Huomenta but the opposite
I have a one page essay due soon and I’m too busy watching hockey fml
>>151527677>I have a one page essay due soonWhat are you 12?
>>151526015Based. Used to love this song when he'd play it
Ryan Smith here just yapping the whole 2nd period.
I have to write a 200 word essay on who my favorite NHL commissioner is for my internship
>>151527677You better do good in school otherwise you have to live next to blacks and low class people
>Denver
>>151527693NEWFAG HAHAAHAHAH HE FELL FOR IT
>>151527710>I don't think I'd say I'm my own favorite
the entire sharks coaching staff needs to gothe team looked good for 9 fucking minutes. by the time the third rolled around everyone was gliding around the ice looking like they already accepted a loss despite only being down two. askarov needs to get his head out of his ass and stop fucking freezing every time he makes a save or get caught staring at where the puck was 3 fucking seconds ago instead of looking at the cunt the defense blew coverage on again flying down the slot while the rest of the team is staring at the fucking puck.i am going to fucking explode if i need to watch the same team make the same mistake from last season all over again with no improvements
>>151524773fag dog
>>151527677I had to skip watching hockey to study portfolio management >>151527718Thanks for the encouragement
I want to fuck Marissa Roberto so fucking much
>>151527729
>>151527731I was going to write about Bill :)
hey niggersare you considered a bandwagon fan if your team has been doing shit for a long ass time and you just want to stop watching?
>winless>not in lastLol
>>151527766Flames make playoffs in the tie breaker
my avies :((
fucking Avs dicking around
>>151527766>Still not as bad as the LamesFucking hilarious
my tusk is up...
Flames are getting mckenna
>>151527815Just the fact that you want to boom that poor guy to be on your team proves what a shitty person you are
Lmao is Colorado supposed to be a Stanley Cup contender?
>>151527815trvke and a new arena too. the cup is coming home to calgary and gary cant do a fuckin thing about it
I still think the Flames can win the cup this year
>>151527839Crazier things have happened
I want to cum in Marissa robertos stanley cup
Dustin wolf has the worst analytics out of any starter goalie right now
We devils
>>151527908If you don't count the rust, he's actually been the best goalie
>>151527953Check the analytics
>>151527965The analytics don't account for rust, or that the Flames have been charging up their ultimate attack
>>151527965you're not considering the intangibles
>>151527979>>151527975The underlying numbers disagree
>>151527988i got a number for you>1993
>>151527988My numbers show that Wolf will be on top when the final attack is fully charged
bros i hope pootah doesn't choke this away kek
>>151527998look the drooling mongoose confused the nhl with the olympics againi hope two green aliens come into your house and slime you
>>151528042neither canada or sweden have won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 years
>>151528042Very strange that Sven would be getting mad for a Canadian.... you aren't just using a VPN again are you?
>being so scared of '93 posting you sic your pet meatball on the man instead of responding yourselfcanada loses again
My Jackies looked good tonight. I'm happy for my Debbies fren too :)
>>151527759Laffs fans still watch so I guess yeah
my avies!! :))drury!
>>151527815Depends, can prospects wait to see draft order before they commit to the draft?
>>151528042Explain saddledome cheering for blow gays
my avies :(((
scaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
NEWWW>>151493395>>151493395>>151493395>>151493395
Real new>>151528372>>151528372>>151528372
