https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOnTuSqrvbM
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time
• Most playoff wins of all time• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most flags per game in NFL history• Most penalty yards awarded per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time
Put your nuts in my mouth, Bitch!!!!
>>151540728• 2nd most Superbowl interceptions• Worst QBR ever in the first half of a Superbowl (10.7)• Second-worst Super Bowl performance since 2000 (–0.62 EPA per dropback)• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl
>GOAT tight end>super bowl champion>seduced the most famous woman in the world>part of the best podcast>owns an elite restaurant>saving six flagshow can one man be so based?
Just set up my Meta RayBan AI glasses to send me every new Dov tweet
the raiders fans have lost their mind and now are trying to shit up /nfl/ for all of us aren't they?
>>151540690>Doesn't matter if you're >black or >white>QB editionYes, yes it does.
>>151545850naw, it's just false flagging choofs fans
>>151546414>the chiefs are behind everything i don't likerent free
>>151540690I think she had the best halftime show since Prince
>>151545859coward
>>151546474Put you down in the sneed it column, then.
>>151545859/mu/ memes are fucking retard
not sure if based or cringe
>cuccs
>>151545749he just wants to have them start putting out the old man commercials but where he replaces the old man
really makes you think
>>151546644>(teeth)
>>151546427She had the best halftime show ever during the best Superbowl ever. And this is coming from someone the hates the Patriots.https://youtu.be/mjrdywp5nyEhttps://youtu.be/FyLPJ5JWZYk
bangles in shambles
>denver turk
>>151546814In other words, they're praying that Tyrod is good to go
>NBA getting heem’d by the FBI for illegal gambling among playersOutside of Brian Thomas Jr. who are rhe most obvious self-gamblers in the NFL?
>>151546971the reffie gang
>>151546971>college players can gamble but pros can'thuh?
>>151545749Hes already thinking of his future children
here's the OFFICIAL mvp power rankings
>>151546814>jetes
Dillon Gabriel was a complete waste of a draft pick, nobody will ever want him as a long term starting option for their team. They need to at least start Shedeur and see what they have in him. What the fuck is that dumb cracker Stefanski doing?
house tourI can take you to the first second third floor
>>151546814Does he ever say anything to the media that isn't completely embarrassing?
I am so glad my team doesn't have a black hc or qb.
>>151547197I hope their plane crashes
>>151547150>Let's waste time starting the noodle armed manlet that has no shot of ever being a franchise QBI don't even care about Shedeur but it's really fucking dumb that they're not starting him.
>>151547197Imagine having both. YIKES!
>>151547197My team has a black hc and a gay qb
>>151547249Based Bucs fan
Will the Steelers win the Norf?
>>151547064Hope he pays his surrogates well
>>151547197Same
>>151547345Why would anyone doubt a black man would produce those children?
>>151546644Lmao
NFL is rigged too but the NBA did it more obviously
>>151547410I haven't watched an NBA game in over 20 years
Patty Cuckitini
>BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING>Chiefs acquiring defensive tackle>Rumors are it’s Calais Campbell
The Chiefs never had a team this good in the Mahomes era.
>>151547353kek what a cuck
>>151547459>Calais Campbellwashed
>>151546971That kicker the Giants cut
>>151547459Isn't he like 40 years old?
>>151547510C'mon, that's just a kid per the VP.
>>151546971mcvay very obviously bet on the rams to cover the spread
>>151546814Cincy dont careCincy got an E L I T E quarterback
>>151547532The way you find a way to bring politics into everything, you must be over 40 years old
>>151547459Need to see Dov posting this
>>151547555>Stroud getting triple sacked in practice what's the point of this exercise?
First for LionsSuperbowl yearTrust the goff
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 8 Edition!1. Detroit Lions 32 (+1 | +1)2. Philadelphia Eagles 30.5 (+1 |+1)3. Indianapolis Colts 30.2 (+3 | +3.2)4. Los Angeles Rams 28.6 (+1 | +1)5. Buffalo Bills 27.5 (-1 | -1.6)6. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27 (-5 | -5)7. Kansas City Chiefs 26.4 (+2 | +2.4)8. Seattle Seahawks 25.3 (+2 | +1.4)9. Green Bay Packers 24.5 (+2 | +2.2)10. Denver Broncos 22.9 (-2 | -1.6)11. New England Patriots 21.9 (+2 | +2.3)12. San Francisco 49ers 21.2 (+2 | +2)13. Los Angeles Chargers 19.4 (-6 | -5.3)14. Pittsburgh Steelers 19.2 (-2 | -2.8)15. Chicago Bears 18.2 (+4 | +4.1)16. Dallas Cowboys 16.6 (+6 | +5.6)17. Atlanta Falcons 15.6 (-2 | -2.1)18. Carolina Panthers 14.9 (+3 | +2.9)19. Washington Commanders 14.3 (-3 | -3)20. Jacksonville Jaguars 13 (-3 | -2.8)21. Minnesota Vikings 12.6 (-3 | -3.1)22. Houston Texans 10.4 (-2 | -2.6)23. New York Giants 10.1 (NC | +0.6)24. Cincinnati Bengals 9.1 (+2 | +2.3)25. Baltimore Ravens 8.1 (-1 | -1)26. Cleveland Browns 7 (+3 | +3.1)27. Arizona Cardinals 6.5 (-2 | -1.8)28. Las Vegas Raiders 4.8 (-1 | -1.2)29. New Orleans Saints 4.2 (+1 | +0.5)30. Miami Dolphins 3 (-2 | -1.7)31. Tennessee Titans 2 (NC | NC)32. New York Jets 1 (NC | NC)
>>151547459That would be a great pickup
>>151547555Good God you're sensitive.
the chiefs are a shameless organization. i bet they'll bring on deshaun as a backup
>>15154762110 years ago, maybe.
>>151547625>What are you some snowflake?40+ theory holds
>>151547628forgot my pic
>>151547633He's still solid.
>>151547634>using 4chan between the ages of 18 and 35pretty sad if you're on this shit hole during the best years of your life
>>151547634Even then, I'd just be a kid.
>>151547197>Team hires black HC>Shit is fucked>Gets fired>Gets rehired as DC>Shit is unfucked
>>151547644I can't imagine anything sadder than defending bradysknee
>>151547678not defending him, just stating a fact
>>151547678I'm a national fucking treasure. What did you ever do with your life but hate?
>>151546651Lol
bros, should we be worried about drake?
i remember when >sneak used to actually engage in banter now he just posts rage bait power rankings sad!
how many today?
>>151547705thats the gay dude from modern family
>>151547697Yes.
>>151547697If my Bears drafted him with Ben Johnson as the coach we would have a dynasty that rivals the Bulls
>>151547715>a single fluke play I'm not impressed
>>151546634Based. I don't like the Eagles but I've always liked Graham
>>151547693>What did you ever do with your life but hate?You are the one obsessed with politics. Everything you say and post is hateful
>>151547197Coward
>>151547728Well, your input doesn't matter.
>>151547536Lol I remember a bunch of gamblers seething about this
>white cornerbacks
>>151547735Well ok, then. Sounds more like a>>(you)problem.
>>151547762Is this true? I feel like he's always getting picked on and getting PI calls.
>Your QB is better than mine? FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD
>>151547459>Update>Rumors are that Joshua Williams is a part of the deal providing athletic depth and special teams help
>>151547745Mac is legit a baller. Patty would've shit his pants at this and cried to the reffies.
>>151547771he gets picked on because the other CB is surtain
Dreamt I met a girl and we fell for each other
>>151547794Remember, as many lonely men out there exist, there's as many lonely women.
>>151547791Yeah, but the clots dabbed on Surtain like he was Riley Moss. There's a formula there.
>>151547785>special teams helpdon't they have more pressing concerns like kicker?
>>151547802How old are you
>>151547785What the fuck is athletic depth?
bring back Jake Browning
Who's playing football tonight
>>151547815Old enough to have a family and a job that lets me shitpost on here while the call discusses data migration from one CRM to a new one built by consultants who were overpaid and used AI - probably without proofing the outputs for hallucinations.
>>151547753>tripfag telling someone their input doesn't matterHave this (you) for making me laugh, you earned it!
>>151547841Thanks!
>>151547838Post a picture or your hand with a timestamp
>>151547847Do we need anymore proof that Josh McDaniels would have turned Mac Jones into a franchise QB?
what teams would she be an upgrade at QB?
>>151547824He’s a really good athlete and can play man and defend the run but he’s also a retard that gets smoked in zone which is why he’s 4th or 5th on the depth chart in KC.
>>151547836Me.
>>151547838You have a family and you waste your days shitposting into the void about politics? In a thread that doesn't even care about it?
>>151547878Raidurrs
>>151547806Williams plays for KC retard. Sounds like Arizona knows their season is fucked and want to give Campbell a shot at a ring so they’re giving him to KC for a depth corner and probably a pick swap
>>151547878Tighter spiral than 99% of spee posters could produce
>>151547878Dolphins
>>151547895Despite rumors, I am being paid rnm to shitpost about how Drake Maye is the MVP.
>>151547849You hand fags are almost as bad as footfags.
>>151547878>emotional support concubine
Why can't my team have a good Quarterback already? It's been nearly 5 years, that's more than enough time for these fucks to find one.
Imagine not getting feet
>>151547994
>>151545749>>owns an elite restauranthere are your mashed potatoes sir, that'll be $16.
>>151548013That looks like yogurt
>>151547895he doesn't have a family because faggot leftoids don't reproduce
>>151547952You said you have a family so I wanted to see a ring on your finger
>>151548031Well all have needs.
>>151548013I honestly don't like mashed potatoes and never will
>>151547762Why did he point out that he is white?
I swear Caleb makes at least 4 or 5 throws like this every game and his receivers never catch it
>>151547762Now here's a real lunch pail kind of fella. He plays the game the right way. He has great fundamentals. SNEAKY athleticism.
>>151548054We had like a 20 year gap between cracker cornerbacks and now they're popping up again.
>most of taylor swift's career is spent cultivating the image of being an aw shucks average small town girl looking for love>ends up a billionaire and married to a chad frat bro wigger football playerDo you think some of her fans felt betrayed?
>>151548044So you're a lying faggot. I'm not surprised
>>151547607Sneak, you need to watch the voting patterns closer from here on out. The Lions have gamed this list 2 weeks in a row.
>I DEMAND you post your hand and wedding ring
>>151548111Why did you take your trip off bitchknees
>>151548052
>>151548093Probably not since her last "country" album was 15 years ago and her big image change one was nearly 8.
>>151548144Why would you be upset by that? I would give you my mashed potatoes after we ate together.
>he doesn't get feet
>>151548096Sure, why not?
>>151548150That's very kind of you!
Nothing enrages me more than seeing this shit. The NFL should ban punts forever.
>>151548151>focusing on the feetMentally ill.
>>151548151her beef curtains are showing.
>>151548182>his team puntsSounds like you cheer for a shit team
>>151548229This guy doesn't know ball.
>>151548230Shutup
>>151548151Such a beautiful face with a perfect nose. Why can't all women have noses like that?
>>151548151Which NFL fanbase has the prettiest feet?
protect his smile
>>151548303I think the Bills.
>>151548204She's a ballerina so her feet are her greatest asset
>>151548315I'd rather date a potter.
>>151548313The man whose legend grows every week
>>151547697>name is drake>is really good at throwing dragonswho writes this shit?
>i havent logged in for 2-3 days, he is still seething & copingfucking KWAB
>WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY? I'M JOHN MIDDLEKAUF.
>>151547878now go watch her leaked pusy vids gushing with cream
>>151548335Are you suggesting that Mrs. Maye is... the Mother of Dragons?
>>151548367Oh?
>>151548380spoiler: she fucks black girls
>>151548384Not a deal breaker. Much like Patty... I like to watch. Unlike Patty, it has to be two women.
>>151548394Based
>>151548362Weirdly I tend to listen to John far more in the offseason than during the year. That’s where his scouting background really shows. I’ll occasionally listen to him and Colin talk if there was a particularly exciting game.
What the fuck is going on in here today?
>>151548384She's just like me.
Why don't you guys post links to the new thread?Do you really, REALLY FUCKING OPEN A NEW TAB, GO TO THE CATALOG, SEARCH FOR THE NEW THREAD, AND CLICK ON IT? ALL OF YOU, SLOWLY TRICKLING OVER?THE PROPER THREAD ETIQUETTE IS TO POST A FUCKING LINK TO THE NEW THREAD WHEN THE OLD ONE IS OVER OR CLOSE TO OVER.GET BETTER
>>151548422Do you think Sam was a fat little kid?
>>151548438Sometimes you have to, especially if someone posts a new thread 50 posts early and they become splintered. There’s 3 active /nfl/ generals at times.
Gentlemen, there is football tonight.
>Kangs / Chorgers >Wince is startingHow will the Chorgers chorge tonight?
>>151548463>choker 1 vs choker 2No thanks
>>151548384>>151548367Very mediocre, bordering on yuckola. Also thats not "Cream". That vaginal discharge looks like a yeast infection.
>>151548362His lips/mouth is like perpetually wet and kinda gross, very distracting.
This dude is not 24
>>151548507
>>151548463>Shitb owlSounds gay. I'm in.
>>151548463
>>151548463I mean, barely
>>151548536I will never believe it. He needs to be investigated
>>151547806He needs to do some hail Mary's and eat the flesh of his god
>>151548502I just listen to him, I don't actually sit down and watch him.
>nearly halfway through another season of watching the early slot on sundays and then pretending like i know anything about the state of the whole leaguestarting to wonder why i even like this sport as much as i do
i will never know ball
>>151548639>Darnold is averaging almost 9 yards in the air
>>151548679Why not? NFL players are borderline retarded and illiterate, they know ball
>>151548679Not with that attitude.
>>151548675
I know ball because I know that I don't know ball
>>151548716comfy
>>151548724The more you know ball, the more you know you don't know ball.
know this ball, faggot
>>151548738Very
>>151548716Could you gen a girl in Redskins clothing? Preferably with long black hair and maybe light brown skin?
>>151548710
>>151548335i don't get it
>>151548834got to loooooooooove the drake
>>151548827
>>151547830Bod is tight, face is beat
>>151548710That bit h got crazy eyes. Don't stick it in crazy.
>>151548899That's coward talk.
>>151548888This looks real. You can barely tell it’s a shop.
>>151548888Holy based
>>151548909You jest, but crude mspaint memes have infinitely more SOVL than aislop. Long live the jank.
>>151548888Based quads. Brown babes BTFO whiteys
>>151548639.
>>151548773
qb stats dont matter
>>151540690The hype is a lie. The got one fluke win against actual competition, and lost against the other. The rest of the people they've gone against are a cakewalk.
>>151549030Wins, which is a QB stat, matters
>>151548935It's like so many other things where it used to be only creative or talented people who would put the effort in to make something but now since every retard can make something it's saturated with retarded shit. There are some funny ai pics posted here but it's mostly "here are the fans of a team crying and shitting themselves LMAOOOOOOOOO wait I'll put in the same prompt for a different teams fans KEKEKEKEKEKEK FUCKING BASED"
>>151549142I long for the days of the Kornheiser.
Remember Temujin is a woman!
>>151549023Thank you, I want to kiss her
>>151548710>
>>151540728Imagine the smell of this guy. Sitting and waiting for new gens so they can post this shit day in and day out.
>>151548710auntie jane pls
>>151549350He's not.
>>151549435The need to be first is childlike behavior. Befitting of a chiefskiddie
>>151548710cease posting this wax-faced whore immediately
>>151549350is she single?
>>151548052shouldn't you be in school at this hour?
>>151549503shouldn’t you be working at this hour?
>>151549509>workingsee >>151548144
Vikings are 1 minus Justin Jefferon away from being Jets tier bad
>>151549435>Imagine the smell of this guy.thanks anon you just ruined my lunch
im sorry but not liking mashed potatoes is insane
americans are genuinely so stupid
Shocked no NFL players/coaches were used by the mafia to trick whales.
>>151549596McDaniel is a guilt coke sniffing whore for the Cuban mob.
>>151548990Vikings are in shambles at the thought
>>151540690My Spurs having Wemby makes my Saints much more tolerable
>>151549608Cubans have a mob? I thought they just sat around smoking cigars and eating sandwiches all day.
>>151549665>Saints and Spurs fanHow can one be so disgusting?
>>151549380Finally someone else acknowledging how much of an autist Herbert is
>>151549685Have you ever seen Scarface (1983)?
>>151549687Sneak is a Florida Gators and Packers fan, nobody ever gives him shit.
>>151549702That was a play on the Italian mafia. In reality, Cubans LARP as white people and try to act like they are the good ones.
>>151549729old Cubans who got here 1959 and before are of Spanish origin and are therefore white…
>>151549729>LARP as white peopleNever understood trying to rub shoulders with people that don't consider you to be human and want you and your family dead.
Still have some sausages from the local butcher that are just over two weeks old but ChatGPT told me I should throw them out
>>151549745If that was true they wouldn’t have let all these people in here in the first place.
>>151548990SKOL
>>151549350Haven’t seen her in a while.
>>151549745They're fucking retarded and unironically think that just because a white person was nice to them that they don't harbor a complete fucking hatred of them and wouldn't mind seeing them killed.
>>151549770My Beyond sausages last a whileGo Chiefs
Sneed to IR : (
>>151549744Found the Cuban who wears LaCoste and thinks they don't talk about him behind his back.
>>151549803Imma miss that lil ninja like you wouldn't believe ):
>>151549790>Beyond sausagesLoving the rumors that came from that giant fuck up yesterday lol
>>151549575>americans are genuinely so stupid>leads the world in economic and military strength and in cultural export and innovation
Reminder that whats happening in the nba is happening in the nfl RIGHT NOW but hasnt been officially uncovered yet
>>151549910>economicLmao>military strengthLost to the Houthis>cultural exportWho cares>innovationMeme word
>>151549939>Reminder that whats happening in the nba is happening in the nfl RIGHT NOW but hasnt been officially uncovered yetI can clearly see people playing defense in football, though
>>151549939what's happening in the nba
>>151549942What an epic response
>>151549957DUDE BETS LMAO
first for black kweens milking my white cock with their Nubian pussys
>>151550000
>>151549834qrd?
>>151549939If the Reffing hasn't made it obvious to the dopes nothing will, This League is fake and gay like the rest, The kikes are so greedy the even rigged the fucking circus
>>151550023General fuckery around the Beyond Meat company's stock, and perhaps who benefitted from the short.
>>151550000Best quads in a long damn time
>>151549957A coach and a couple of players got arrested for gambling on games
>>151550046You know her Dad fucking hates this.
>>151550052No, the players were gambling. The coach was acting like the mascot for the Gambino family to lure whales into high stakes games where the mafia cheated with some insane methods.
how is mcsharty still hurt? is he really worse than Cuckson wINTz?
>>151545859Does anyone remember when young Justin was in a documentary as a high school star QB? It was pretty interesting. Another now former NY QB was on the show too
>>151549973>>151550052>>151550086thank you frens, i hadn't heard about this, that's nuts!
>>151549509NTA but I just got paid to write this
This team with Andrew Luck would unironically go 20-0.
Emeka EggBigBoo
just letting every fren here know that i'm going for a 5 hour sleep now so i can get up at 3:15am to watch my vikies play, see you vikies (and some other fanbases) frens later :D
>>151550429What the FUCK was that Ref's problem?
>>15155031260-0
>>151550434If CArson Wentz is starting tonight you should just sleep instead
I have dual threat/mobile quarterback fatigue
look at this dude.
>>151550616he could look at this bussy
Spagnuolo is the best DC in the league. Chiefs defense is top 3 in points allowed despite his DL struggling to get pressures/sacks and his secondary struggling to get takeaways. It's like he's creating a luxury cuisine with shitty ingredients. If they trade for an elite pass rusher their defense will go from great to scary.
For me it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs
>>151549451Stop misgendering her, chud.
>>151549168Same, I made this one for when the thread gets super gay
>>151550732He's what kept them competitive last season. He's probably the 1st or 2nd best DC in the league
>>151550732>Spagnuolo is the best DC in the leagueThat's Saleh, and maybe Flores
>>151550826Saleh and Flores have better players than what Spags is working with. Eagles have the best roster yet are under utilizing them.
Queefs tongue my anus
>>151550732Learned how to use a toilet yet, Ranjesh?
the minnesota vikings are a bad football team
>>151550847>Saleh [has] better players than what Spags is working with. They're all injured. Saleh is making third stringers look better than most other team's starters>Eagles Aren't part of this conversation
>>151550915Thats my raiders actually.
>>151550847>Saleh >better players than what Spags is working withWhy would you tell a lie like this? Fred Warner and Nick Bosa are out for the season and you can't even name one other 49ers defender.
>>151550847what the fuck do the eagles have to do with flores or saleh? do you even know what teams those 2 are coordinators for?
IM MOTHER FUCKIN EXCITED TO SEE MORE OF JOE FLACCO, I AINT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE WE BEAT KANSASS SHITTY IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
>>151550915nah u are
>>151551022Eagles make him melty
>>151550897With gusto!
FATRICK MUTTHOLMES COULD NEVERGAPE GAYE COULD NEVERSCAM DARNOLD COULD NEVERGAYLEN SQUIRTS COULD NEVERAPOLOGIZE TO THE MVP#stillballin'
Herbie under duress
is this account run by indians?
Super Bowl Champion Kenny Pickett
TNF here we com->Viqueefs and ChorgersShit teams
>>151551139Stat Padford isn't even the best QB in his division
>>151551219Nah, I think we killed them all, well you guys helped too. Trail of tears ya know, and that thing with the blankets.
When did Flacco get hot?
Yeah your just a hater thats all
>>151551219This guy sounds like he knows as much about ball as Mina Kimes and Rex Ryan
>>151551282You were always gay anon
>>151551289Yeah, he really is among elite company
Bunch of nba guys were arrested, an mlb starting pitching was permanently banned and you mother fucking retarded goobers don’t think on a 52 man roster that this isn’t the most co-opted and fake sport in America
>>151551339Once betting became legal the writing was on the wall it was only a matter of time.
>>151551339witch starting pitcher?I know the indians closer was got iirc
nick wright got beat at an off the books poker game....
>>151550935>>151550943On paper the 49ers have better players on D than the Chiefs, I can't be arsed to keep track of another team's injury reports. Hate to tell you this but your team is not that important. Chiefs defense is doing better than the 49ers and Vikings in terms of points allowed and have had a significantly tougher offensive schedule: Lions, Eagles, Ravens, and Chargers (back when they had tackles). Both Lions and Ravens led the league in points.>>151551022>what the fuck do the eaglesIt was just a dig at the Eagles to showcase that a DC with better players to work with can do a worse job. >do you even know what teams those 2 are coordinators for?Eagles DC is literally Mahomes' nemesis, all Chiefs fans know of him long before he joined the Eagles. He's the first one to slow down Mahomes back in the day when Mahomes was throwing for 50 TDs.
>>151551282When he got married and had kids, that makes women like you cream their panties
>>151551361my neovagina doesn't self-moisturize
whoa
>>151551387Bo ain't winning shit either
>>151551370Hide one of these in your pocket and run one side to a bottle of olive oil and the other side into your panties. EZ P.
>>151551139You realize that when Sam Darnold was in college his current wife fucked his backup QB to make him jealous. By the time they finally got back together she still had his team mates dried up cum in her box. She had Stafford suck out the juices like a good cuck.
>>151551360>On paper the 49ers have better players on D than the ChiefsWhat compels you to tell a lie like this? You don't even know what the 49ers defense is on paper.
Chris Simms said that Ty Simpson was the best QB in college football. I am now officially hoping my team drafts him.
>>151551387Tebow had a bunch of insane comebacks that year despite playing like shit for the first 3 quarters of all those games.
>>151551339The refs are almost certainly betting on games. I don't think the players are in on it. Football is just too physically punishing for someone to go out there and lose on purpose. Maybe a kicker or a quarterback is doing it.
>>151551219Probably signing a one day contract and then retiring
>>151551455Is that the clown who had Mahoes ranked as the 4th best QB in the league after he went to 3 straight owls and won 2 of them?
>>151551455QB is Simms' scouting Achilles heel (see Zach Wilson and Trey Lance). Actually he really only know WRs.
>>151551360Fangio turned the Eagles' 2023 defence into super bowl winners so I don't want to hear it
>>151551455I think him and the indiana QB are just the only ones who haven't looked like ass yet, instead of necessarily good
i hear jalen hurts has been rigging his under props. is it true?
Vikings bros, I need to know. Is your team a lock against the Chargers?
>>151551481>Football is just too physically punishing for someone to go out there and lose on purpose.That literally makes it more likely retard. Your time in the NFL is more ephemeral than any other league, and for the majority of the players they don’t have significant guaranteed money. Every single Sunday there’s a decent chunk of guys playing that don’t even know if they’ll be on the team next week let alone next year. Sure, you’re not likely to see a top 5 QB purposely throwing picks (but it will probably happen). But you’re way more likely to find anybody on the lower ends of the roster to engage in some shenanigans. Teams like the special teams units. You know coincidentally there’s been a lot of blocked kicks this year
>>151551521no"I didn't work this hard, just to sell my glory" - Gaylen Squrts
>>151551534A lot more fumbles too
>>151551534>That literally makes it more likely retard.Why play at all? You'd be putting your body on the line for some change in your pocket. You're seconds or inches away from a career ending or life altering injury whenever you step onto a football field. Why would you take a risk like that if you're just going to lose? It only makes sense if they aren't literally risking their health and lives for this.
Toe Bussy
>>151551504Everyone has misses. He misses far less than he's right.
>>151551481>Football is just too physically punishing for someone to go out there and lose on purposeMaybe not an entire game but an important down or two where it could decide the outcome down the line? All it really takes is an easy whiff or "missed assignment" like Tartts fumbled INT to give the Rams life and ultimately the game. Piviotal moments where all it takes is just someone not doing their job right or to the best of their ability in order to take pressure off the other teams line so they can secure a down or a long snapper fucking up a game tying FG kick. And it can happen on both teams - might be a common cause of "meme games" as we know them. These things I find more likely to be true than some cabal working behind the scenes to influence games on a wide scale level. Its just everyone out for themselves and sometimes interests collide/collude.
>>151551596Is this a fucking bot? Exactly, they might get hurt. So they take the guaranteed money through illicit means. The risk of injury only makes people more likely to rig the results.It’s what FUCKING HAPPENED TO BOXING AND ITS WHY PRO WRESTLING EXISTS
>>151551455Saints?Jets?Dolphins?Browns?
>>151551596Most team lose anyways, what even is this logic, might as well get paid for props
*Drops straight facts in you are path*
>>151551626I still think it's mostly the refs in the NFL. I don't think there's a coordinated campaign organized by the league or anything. But the refs are blatantly favor one team over the other in games in ways that they weren't say, 7 years ago. It's very easy for them to change the outcome of key plays because there's always a penalty on both sides in every play in the NFL if you're looking for it. You can just pick what you call and what you ignore.
>>151551626Yeah it’s really easy for some 4th string DB that barely made the roster to be corrupted by the temptation of getting a sick pay day by committing say a 40 yard PI.
>>151551650>Most team lose anywaysAt most only 50% of teams can lose. That's how the game works.
>>151551620I like Simms but don't @ me about his QB picks.
>>151551705Only one team wins in a season.
>>151551711>tfw gayleb misses a layup
>>151551705When the jets and dolphins play there are no winners on the field
>>151551022Lol they live rent free in his head
>>151551721If you're rigging games then I doubt you're thinking long term.
>>151551733>gaylebcan we not
>>151551719I will continue to do that in the future
...did Brady... ya know?
what went wrong?
Kangz'll win today.
>>151551689Oh I have no doubt the refs are completely controlled since Donaghy. Theres a reason he was outcast and shunned so quickly. And just watching broadcasts from before referees were never seen as much as they are now, almost like a tell for bookies or whatnot. "At this point in the game this ref will signal this flag and thats when you place" or whatever. They definately power the momentum of games now.
>>151551782Cheat? Yeah, his humiliation ritual is being made a cuckold and being associated with the raiders.
>>151551782Why not? It's not like he's married.
>>151551804Kek, good one anon. His clappin them cheeks sure made you mad.
My offseason prediction has been vindicated and I want an apology: >[Brett Kollmann] The best scoring drive percentage the Chiefs have ever had in the Mahomes era was of course 2018, at a whopping 52.9%. No other Chiefs season in this era ever got above 50%… Except for 2025. They’re currently at 52.3%Now imagine if they had Rice and Worthy for the first 7 games. I would be 100% proven correct. You guys are too disingenuous to admit I was right.
>>151551802>before referees were never seen as much as they are now,This is a good point
not readin' that
patty's logs are definitely winning Most Valuable Poop
>>151551767Well that's a bad look on you. Simms' scouting report on Jaxson Dart was that he can't run and will be Kirk Cousins.Literally an out-of-left-field take.And Simms is completely biased toward athleticism in QBs, not ability to play the position.
>>151551782>the GOAT posted that photo with Maye>Maye is now balling the fuck ouy>the GOAT is spending time around JD5Oh yeah, you know what's coming
Vikings shouldn't have gotten rid of Darnold >this guy got us 14 wins, we are in win now mode, let's ditch him and take a chance on some raw rookie who's made of glass!Lol I feel bad for Vikings fans
>>151551833
>>151551531Yes
>>151551828The money really isnt in single prop bets or parlays anymore- its live predicition markets where if you know how a game will be "scripted" you can earn far more in realtime than just flipping a coin. I think the refs play a crucial part in that type pf operation.
NOTE: they'd be 1st in everything had they not benched their starters early against the Raiders
>>151551844Commies Pats Owl would be kino
if mahomes needs two WR1s to not have a pace of 3700 yards and 17 touchdowns i think he might be overrated as FUCK
>>151551869You just know Maye and Daniels would have 400 yards each.
>>151551493That’s exactly what Aaron meant, but (((Kleinman))) is too much of a moron to think it through.
>>151551888He also needs the best Defensive Coordinator.
>>151551823Retards really unrionically convinced themselves that Mahomes was washed. It's insane how people here try to frame his career as some kind of failure all because of their personal feeling. We share a general with people who are mentally still children.
>>151551888Before Rice and Worthy got back his best WR was Thornton, who wasn't good enough to remain on the Patriots practice squad.
>>151551493Did Brady do this with the Patriots or did he retire as a Buccaneer
>>151551847KOC is a good coach but he’s extremely arrogant
>>151551868>muh statsChoofs only impressive win was against detoilet prove me wrong>Protip:You cant
>>151551888>still made the Superbowl twice in down years>overratednah, you're just dumb
>>151551847>I feel bad for Vikings fanswhy would anybody do this
>>151551911>people here try to frame his career as some kind of failurehas never happened
>>151551847Also not even giving Daniel Jones a chance to compete for the starting spot
>>151551923He didn’t. He just announced it on social media, but the Patriots did waive their normal waiting period for their honor hall and for retiring his number.
>>151551990What about their win against the Giants? The same Giants who beat the Chargers and Eagles by multiple possessions and were up by 20 points against the Broncos in the 4th quarter?
>>151552018you mean the team that let blo dix put up 33 big ones in the 4th quarter? dont make me laugh
>>151551981No, he's extremely great and has that 7th grade social studies teacher energy. The only class you care about in the day. But also, winning 14 games and losing to an inferior Rams team in the wild care is inexcusable.
>>151552018Damn yeah man how DID the Chiefs manage to beat Russ??
>>151551795>2020-23: 48-18, 72.7 W%>2024-25: 17-6, 73.9 W%Nothing went wrong
>>151551998That's crazy, I guess Jim Kelly is the greatest QB of all time then
>>151552018>0-3 Gnats with RusslelNot the same team. The team your talking about has a non shit QB
>>151552018Mr. Unlimited was the QB for that game
>>151551889Sadly, the reffies will force another Chiefs/Iggles snooze fest on us ):
>>151547762>gets neck snapped>pass interference
>>151552018are you seriously trying to say that the fucking giants are an impressive win?meds IMMEDIATELY
projected standings ahead of week 8
>>151552032The Rams were absolutely not inferior. They beat the Vikings twice that season and were the only team that was competitive with the Eagles in the entire tournament. Their defensive front destroyed the Vikings OL in that playoff game. The only position group I’d give the edge to the Vikings on was WR and just by a hair.
>>151552108>bungles go 9-8 and just miss the playoffs for the 3rd straight yeari would laff a lil
>>151552032>inferiorDamn 85 bears must suck ass
>>151552113Not at all. They played the worst game in the season with the 49ers. Their floor was 3 field goals. But for some reason they showed up in the playoffs as they usually do, while the Kangz play like absolute shit in the playoffs no matter what decade it is.
Ram posters + Being annoying little faggots, a true combo
>>151552134Who where is 1987 commanders?
>>151552164We've always been at war with Oceania.
>>151551990What about your Rams?>49ersNearly lost to a backup QB.>TitansCongrats you beat the worse team in the league>TexansYou nearly lost to post-taped CJ Stroud. Mahomes has more total TDs and total yards then Stafford despite not having his WR1 and WR2 for most of the season. And had he not been benched in the 3rd quarter would have more passing stats than Stafford.
>statmutt once again demonstrates he knows fuck all about other teamsstop me if you've heard this one before
>>151551256you fucking know it
>>151552140Really? A random Thursday night game, against a divisional opponent, on the road, in the rain, and that just discounts everything the team was? A game they won by the way.
>>151552178You lost to trevor lawrence, thats about as good as getting beat by Mac Jones we just beat the jags btw
>Chiefs against the Jags and Eagles0-2>Rams against the Jags and Eagles2-0seems pretty cut and dry to me
>>151551256Is he the only backup to get play in aSB where the starter didn’t get hurt?
>>151552108>Washington making it to 9-8Not a chance.
What is the point of talking about any of this now? Especially when we now know its all rigged, fake and gay? We knew it was the circus but they got so greedy they had to rig that as well? ITS OVER!
Overrated mahomes needs all his recievers meanwhile staffgod throws tuddies to literal whos carried by the ghost of davante adams and doesnt give a fuck
>>151552219Eagles beat the Rams you don't know what you're talking about.
>>151552223I'm sure I've seen some a backup kneeling at the end of one.
>>151552210The Kangz were superior in the regular season. The formula is the Rams elevate themselves in the playoffs, while the Vikings are putrid garbage when they get there. That's how it goes. The rams were not even remotely on the skill level as the Eagles during the regular season. That's my evidence.
>>151552236fuck you're right. here i'll fix it>Chiefs against the Jags0-1>Rams against the Jags1-0seems pretty cut and dry to me
>>151552236It was a spiritual win
>>151552178Stafford should get the nod if the season ended today. I expect Patrick to end up winning it.
I'm just going to say it. The only reason the Chiefs won any Super Bowls was because the refs rigged it for them.We all know it's true now that we know sports betting has led to rigged games. All last year the NFL was trying to force the 3peat and we all saw it. Too bad the Eagles had to ruin all their rigging.
>>151552281T R U T HN U K E
>>151552255>>151552232I have Stafford ranked ahead of Mahomes in MVP right now. We Chiefs fans aren't haters or trolls like the rest of you guys. Mahomes is putting up the best stats now that he has his weapons so whatever lead QBs had over him is over. >jaguarsStafford had all his weapons against them. Also, he's not going to remain healthy.
>>151552281Its been all but confirmed, all sports are bullshit now and every one in this thread ignoring it is apart of the problem
>>151552018>The same Giants who beat the Chargers and EaglesThey had a different QB
>>151552281Eagles only won by 3 points even though the Chiefs didn't have their WR1 and WR2. Look at Mahomes stats since getting his WRs back >>151551868, nobody in good faith can argue that game looks the same if the Chiefs are healthy.
>must-win gameoh its over
>stafford had all his weaponsnot even worth a (You)
>>151552338>Eagles only won by 3 points even though the Chiefs didn't have their WR1 and WR2Why did their WR3 force Mahomes to throw a game-losing pick 6?
>>151552305>Stafford had all his weapons against them. Nacua was out for that game. Otherwise yes. >Also, he's not going to remain healthyMatthew Stafford is 18-3 in December, January, and February games with the LA Rams btw
>>151552328>>151552046>>151552049Wilson is better than Dart. Dart just has more upside. You won't gaslight me into thinking a rookie with 0 games of professional experience is better than Wilson who is a seasoned veteran. I think by Dart's 8th game you could argue he's better than Wilson, but he's not better than him by his first 2 games. Kid doesn't even know how to read defenses yet.
>Wilson is better than Dart.Bait used to be believable
Its all but confirmed that the refs rigged the super bowl in LA's favor against the Bengals too. You think LA playing IN LA for the biggest game of the year was a coincidence after they had just moved there? Nope
I've had the shits so bad today
>>151552367I hope for your sake you get paid for this.
>>151552382That's called a Mahomes.
>>151552219>>151552352>Mahomes threw a perfect TD pass that was dropped by Kelce which turned into a game changing pick-6 against the Eagles. If they had Rice and Worthy Kelce wouldn't have been double teamed and it would be an easy TD but I will lie because I'm a disingenuous rat.Why are you like this?
>>151552396>I'm wrong so let me greentext a person who doesn't exist and smugly reply to them because the tears are blocking my vision too much to formulate an argumentWhat's your favorite flavor of cock?
>>151552396>Mahomes implodes under any sign of adversityThat's all I wanted you to admit. Thank you.
>>151552379>>151552387When Michael Jordan joined the Bulls the team leader at the time was better than him. Then Jordan got a few games under his belt and eventually overtook him as the best player on the team. >Dart is better than Wilson, No shit sherlock. Great take you got there! I'm saying he wasn't better than him by his first game as a starter. What Dart had in rush threat he lacked in the pass threat so they canceled each other out.
>>151552018waxon tart would have beaten the queefs
>blowing 19-0 leadOnly New York teams fuck up this bad
>>151552425>Argues against himself and is still wrong.
>>151552433At least they have a taste of what the 33-0 comeback felt like.
>>151552433Why can't all AFCW teams stage epic fourth-quarter comebacks against NFCE teams?
>>151552425>I'm saying he wasn't better than him by his first game as a starterDart in his very first game got the Giants their very first win
>>151552429Coach spags shuts down rushing QBs and force them to throw. The only way Dart wins is if there was no tape on him and he caught them off guard with his rush TDs like he did against the Chargers.
>>151552453To be fair, Wilson did enough to win against the Cowshits, that loss was entirely a coaching issue
>>151552465He couldn't shut down a Trevor Lawrence who tripped twice.
>>151552465>The only way Dart wins is if there was no tape on himHe blow out the Sheagles in his third game
>>151552475To be fair, Russ throws the ball away on 4th down.
>>151552477Trevor isn't a rush threat. That is unironically an example of a QB catching them off guard. No DC wakes up at night fearing that slow moving white boi's legs.
>>151552448Well, the Broncos do have Dem Boys next so they could go for a third 4th quarter comeback and have 3/4 NFCE nail biter wins
>>151552490What does that have to do with my post?
>>151552503Your point is that Russ is any good at all, which is wrong.
Chiefsbros....are the feds about to bust our refball scheme wide open?
HOLY SHITANDY REID ARRESTED FOR ILLEGAL GAMBLING
>>151552532based
>>151552511You said Dart won their first game and I pointed out that they should have won against the Cowboys
>>151552517Bucs and Lions fans were both crying refball in their gamethread. Makes me wonder which fanbase is behind all the crying on /nfl/.
>>151552544>they should have won against the CowboysShame Russel threw that game-losing INT
>>151552544NTA but you the Cowboys:>have no defense>it was week 1Cowboys couldn't stop a ball machine set to moonball mode. Doesn't make the ball machine a good QB.Fields almost beat the Steelers Week 1.
Future would be a good half time show
>>151552557Yeah it's a shame that his defense gave up over 15 penalties for over 170 yards>>151552572That was week 2, not week 1
>>151552584shit I guess Fields good then
>>151552593Now you're just moving the goalposts
>>151552581They should ask Metallica. It would be a nice change of pace from what they’ve been doing, and they’re digestible and popular enough that even people that are only into pop would be into it.
>>151552584>Yeah it's a shame that his defense gave up over 15 penalties for over 170 yardsThat same defense already gave up 30+ points, they couldn't stop a cold. Wilson threw a game-losing INT and the next week threw the ball away on 4th & goal. He was benched for 2 games before coming back and throwing an incompletion while under a hail of boosHe fucking sucks
>>151552603Russell Wilson sucks and you are arguing otherwise.
>>151552588>>151552602>go to a football game>pay $10 for an overpriced drink>dump it on people fighting each other
>>151552614>>151552617You dumb faggots are completely missing the point lmao.>>151552544
>>151552361Can the Chiefs and Rams have a peace treaty. Our teams don't play each other. There's no reason to fight.
>>151545627Not going to let a shitty thread go to waste>>151545627In a few>>151545627
>>151552602I hate Rams fags so much its unreal
>>151545749Activist group is an investment firm. They have a 9% stake now and will throw their weight around. It might not be a good thing. Six Flags is fucked but Kelce is in because of Cedar Point mostly, his childhood amusement park and one of the best amusement parks on the planet. Cedar Point wouldn’t be going anywhere even if the company went bankrupt. Maybe LeBron will invest in them next since it was his childhood park too. Or not since he sends his “youths” there on a trip every year to terrorize the place
>>151552643And if you knew anything, you'd know the Cowboys don't have a defense. Hence why they couldn't stop a ball machine set to moonball mode. It's not an accomplishment
>>151552656Okay. Kelly Stafford and Britney Mahomes will make out for 1 minute to seal the pact.
>>151552656>posts an image of chiefs/49ers>asks for peace from most hated rivalWhat did he mean by this
>>151546740Packers are way too high. Their point differential is okay but there are several teams ahead of them. They only lead the NFC at the moment because of win percentage playing fewer games. They lost to the Browns and tied the Cowboys. They almost just lost to the Cardinals. The only reason they are so high on these lists is because they beat the Lions. The Chiefs did that too though
>>151547697No. Look who else is the closest to him. He will fall back down to earth real quick. If not this season definitely the next after he’s been figured out
>>151546644>teethWTF?>>151546664Both a shit anyway.>>151546814I don't understand how this guy was hired as HC. From what I remember, the Loins have always been trash on defense.
>>151552304Jimmy was playing well before that hit, then went like 1/19 or something after. Definitely concussed.
>>151552766Brock keeps making you retards look stupid, just admit you were wrong about him.
