>zesty black qb's
LOLMAO

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• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

[Brett Kollmann] The best scoring drive percentage the Chiefs have ever had in the Mahomes era was of course 2018, at a whopping 52.9%. No other Chiefs season in this era ever got above 50%… Except for 2025. They’re currently at 52.3%

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Just needs more help

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>>151532066
Haters gonna hate and I fell for the bait, Herbo haters don't know ball

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I love this big ol sumbitch so much it’s unreal

I wish I was never born

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repeat after me: EM-VEE-THREE

>>151529369
Meme stats
Chiefs are still frauds

>>151540693
Same senpai

NFL is fucking unwatchable LMAO this sport is going to be dead in 10 years, baseball is such a better experience.
Big markets winning because they have more resources > big markets winning because Godger Goodell makes the call

>>151540704
Sure who cares it's a stupid award anyway
More like "Most Valuable Quarterback"

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damn, I thought baker was a normal dude

>>151540711
The Chiefs offense looked unstoppable against the Lions. The same Lions that shut down Baker.

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WE ARE IN HERE

GET IN HERE BROS

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>>151540764
This is the football general

>>151540740
Despite all the hate it gets the MVP voters get it right more often than not.

The only bad one in recent memory was the Josh Allen in 2024. That's the only time the QB didn't have the best stats, didn't have the 1 seed, and didn't lost the head to head against the other MVP candidate.

>>151540704
Yes. Mahomes is winning the MVP this year and all of you eternally assmad faggots can cope and seethe about it. You act like you're unbothered but I can easily see through your shitposts.

>>151540788
>and *lost* the head to head against the other MVP candidate (Lamar).

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>duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, weed
He's 100% checked out.

>>151540858
Looks like slop

>>151540858
>bradysknee proving he's racist by thinking any black getting food late at night while sleepy is high
Not surprised.

>>151540858
He always eats like this

>>151540902
you know him?

>>151540889
>black
Anyone eating like that in the middle of the night while supposedly being a professional athlete is high. Do you think Thomas Edward Patrick Brady would even look at a strawberry while training for a season? No.

>>151540858
I thought that was some cajun chicken on a bed of rice but that just looks like shit

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Shit logo

>>151540974
sorry tom

>>151540947
yea

>>151540953
You sound like a fucking weird faggot trying to dunk on a guy whose team is 1-4. He ate food. Not a news story

>>151532066
>>151537273
Herbert loses in 2021
>IF Herbert was healthy they would have won!
Herbert is healthy and still loses in 2022.
>IF Herbert had a better roster he'd win!
Herbert was given a great roster in 2023 and lost.
>IF Herbert had a better coach he'd win!
Herbert got Jim Harbaugh in 2024 and lost.
>IF Herbert had one more season with Harbaugh he'd win!
Herbert loses his tackles and the team falls apart in 2025.
>IF Herbert didn't lose his tackles.......

>>151540953
I know you're not from Florida

>>151540987
He's checked out. I am sorry if that triggers you.

>>151540953
Brady wasn't a freak athlete whose body could handle that many carbs.

It still blows my mind that guys like Dan Marino, Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees & Peyton Manning were absolutely awesome for 15+ years and Patrick Mahomes has already dwarfed all of their legacies before turning 30.

Patty Cuckitini

>>151527577
Damn, I didn't know he was the GOAT but now I'm convinced.

>>151540858
I don't like Patriots but congrats on taking back the division. Josh Allen's free trips to the playoffs is over. Maybe now the media will stop sucking him off.

>>151541052
wins are not a QB stat

>>151541053
now it's a real thread

>>151541094
So why do people praise Brady for having the most rings when it's a team stat?

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 8 Edition!

1. Detroit Lions 32 (+1 | +1)
2. Philadelphia Eagles 30.5 (+1 |+1)
3. Indianapolis Colts 30.2 (+3 | +3.2)
4. Los Angeles Rams 28.6 (+1 | +1)
5. Buffalo Bills 27.5 (-1 | -1.6)
6. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27 (-5 | -5)
7. Kansas City Chiefs 26.4 (+2 | +2.4)
8. Seattle Seahawks 25.3 (+2 | +1.4)
9. Green Bay Packers 24.5 (+2 | +2.2)
10. Denver Broncos 22.9 (-2 | -1.6)
11. New England Patriots 21.9 (+2 | +2.3)
12. San Francisco 49ers 21.2 (+2 | +2)
13. Los Angeles Chargers 19.4 (-6 | -5.3)
14. Pittsburgh Steelers 19.2 (-2 | -2.8)
15. Chicago Bears 18.2 (+4 | +4.1)
16. Dallas Cowboys 16.6 (+6 | +5.6)
17. Atlanta Falcons 15.6 (-2 | -2.1)
18. Carolina Panthers 14.9 (+3 | +2.9)
19. Washington Commanders 14.3 (-3 | -3)
20. Jacksonville Jaguars 13 (-3 | -2.8)
21. Minnesota Vikings 12.6 (-3 | -3.1)
22. Houston Texans 10.4 (-2 | -2.6)
23. New York Giants 10.1 (NC | +0.6)
24. Cincinnati Bengals 9.1 (+2 | +2.3)
25. Baltimore Ravens 8.1 (-1 | -1)
26. Cleveland Browns 7 (+3 | +3.1)
27. Arizona Cardinals 6.5 (-2 | -1.8)
28. Las Vegas Raiders 4.8 (-1 | -1.2)
29. New Orleans Saints 4.2 (+1 | +0.5)
30. Miami Dolphins 3 (-2 | -1.7)
31. Tennessee Titans 2 (NC | NC)
32. New York Jets 1 (NC | NC)

Carly Irsay is stupid and I don't respect her

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>ref in charge of auburn georgia permanently suspended
if the nfl had any credibility theyd do the same to the refa who did the bucs lions mnf game

>>151541094
suck my cock, mina

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Didn't they say the Ravens had the best roster in the AFC heading into this season? What went wrong?

>>151541166
They were plagued by injuries by week 3 and Lameme gave up after that considering they were losing games where they were scoring over 30 points

>>151541114
because he did it over a span of 23 years with constant roster rollover and with another franchise.

>>151541154
I want to fuck Mina Kimes not because she's hot but so I can degrade her

>>151541120
come on you know the Chiefs are either 1 or 2

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Shedeur bros..... it's that time

>>151541001
I hope he's checked out. But he's just eating food you pick me dipshit

>>151541114
Because they’re normies

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>>151541053
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeek funniest shit ive ever read on this app

>>151541196
Lamar's hamstring injury prevented him from rush so he was forced to sit in the pocket and play like a normal QB and was quickly exposed as a bum. His scrambling and rush threat made his WRs open and now that he can't do that he's cooked.

This injured Lamar is what he's going to look like in 4 years from now once his speed is gone and he's forced to throw from the pocket.

>>151541294
You're not wrong

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>>151541253
Not sure which is the Bo kiwi so I'll ask both. Are you ready to admit you were wrong and should have went with Maye instead of Nix?

What about the RB gets the snap and has the option to toss it to the QB

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>Actually this 2x MVP is bad suddenly because..... WELL HE GOT INJURED AND BOUGHT SOME FOOD!!!!

>>151541064
Patriots only look good because they have the easiest schedule in the entire league

>>151541350
I said both were good and ranked Maye above Nix. You weren't here in January-April 2024 otherwise you'd know that. KWAqueefie

>>151541350
>last season: Nix in the 'offs, Maye not
>this season: identical records

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yeah, I'm thinking Mariota finner boutta drop 50 on dem Queefs

>>151541399
nix lost 31-7

>>151541406
good on you for having hope

>>151532066
Hurts is better

>>151541436
because he has more help

MVP never meant shit

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>>151541166
karma caught up

Reminder:The chiefs are the biggest frauds to ever exist in all of nfl history. No other team that's as loaded as the queefs would have lost two Superbowls (no thanks to their pathetic qb performance I might add). The 5-11 patriots under a rookie Brady won two Superbowl back to back something only the real goat could've done.

Brady and the patriots never had any games in the owl come down to a random dpi in the past 2 minutes to get an asterick ring whereas the chiefs have 3 asterick rings.

>>151541124
need carly to disrespect my face with her stupid pussy

>>151541120
The Lions posters made a mockery of this ranking system last week by rigging it to be above the Chiefs after they got spanked. The legitimacy of this list has become questionable.

>>151541461
No it's because of the difference in their individual abilities, in fact.

>>151541507
Didn't read

] Joe Flacco: "I used to see guys sitting at the bar by themselves eating and I used to feel so bad for them and now I realize that dude was in heaven."

>>151541120
That's an epic list of teams in the top 10. It could do without the Chiefs though, they haven't passed the eye test

>>151540704
At the start of the season I would never have expected this, but Sam Darnold should really be on this list. Guy was clearly the main reason for the Vikings success last year and somehow a coulle of bad games against the Lions and Rams convinced everybody that he was a fraud. And now he’s doing it again. Mahomes definitely doesn’t deserve it, he couldn’t make anything happen with a bunch of nobodies in the first few games (unlike Baker)

>>151541507
I read this twice

Those two picks from the packers aren’t going to be worth much if they’re in the late 20s

>>151541507
The Patriots would have won another Super Bowl if they had traded for Trent Williams while he was holding out with the Skins and drafted DK Metcalf instead of Nkeal

>>151541573
32 isn't in the late 20s, retard

>>151541477
It did when LT won it

>>151541562
Watch the Raiders game. The Chiefs look unbeatable.

>>151541507
I can't read

>>151541591
>jordan love
lol

>>151541562
Chiefs are the only team with a top 5 offense and defense. Cry more lil boy

The Chiefs' best player is the twelfth man (Reffies)

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>>151541251
Chiefs beat the Lions by multiple possessions and made it look easy.

Every Brady lost according to statmutt standards would be null since that year Brady didn't have his weapons or his o-line was injured. This means that Brady is the certifiable goat and would've won 20 owls

>>151541627
>18-1

>>151541507
This reads like a Lions fan wrote it

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>>151541600
>the Chiefs looked unbeatable
>against the Raiders

>>151541564
His worst games just so happened to occur in the final two games of the season as the pressure mounted on him.
You can't trust guys who fold under pressure (Lameme, Allen, Herbert, Goff, etc.). instead look for the ones who do the opposite (Hurts, Mahomes, not many others desu)

>>151541600
every team except the Jest would look unbeatable against the ratturds

Perna is totally insane for placing the Patriots above the Chiefs and Lions

You know the debate around Tom Brady is a hit crazy so I just want to add that Drake Maye would've went 19-0 and beaten Eli in both of those Superbowls.

>>151541639
A weaponless patriots team barely couldn't beat the super team giants. What a shocker

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>>151541627
Only the LT, LG, and C matter. The QB can mitigate the right side since it's not their blindside.

>>151541657
his broncos were cursed by the wheel so he got what was coming to him for that shit

>>151541665
How much do you charge beautiful

>>151541665
As annoying as spamming/flooding is at least the toy look is something different

>>151541662
real goats lose owls by double digits

>>151541680
Then why did the Chiefs let their franchise LT walk to overpay a middling RT

>>151541622
I think they’re so salty because no matter how many big blowout games they string together in the regular season, the Chiefs and the Packers have shown the exact game plan that will be used in the offs to eliminate them. A team with a capable enough defense takes away the big homerun attack from Gibbs, keeps them under 100 total rushing yards, and forces Goff to pass while behind. That is how their season ends, they know it, and it makes them seethe and blame the refs uncontrollably.

>>151541710
The Chiefs owner was being cheap and the GM was being cocky. The decision to not sign OBJ cost the Chiefs a super bowl and 3peat.

>>151541680
Sounds like a skill issue. Brady willed his LT to not get injured or be shit whereas mahomes can't get his guy paid because he's a greedy goblin and wants 60 million

yeah patrick mahomes is the MVP. most veiny penis

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>>151541652
It's not that the Chiefs won, it's how they did it. The Chiefs have unironically never looked stronger.

patty's logs finna win most valuable poop

Cant spell Super Bowl without Super Bo

>>151541729
>Chiefs and the Packers have shown the exact game plan that will be used in the offs to eliminate them
If that wasn't a must win game by the Chiefs they wouldn't have showed them that gameplan. I bet the Bucs knew they were going to meet the Lions in the playoffs so they allowed Gibbs to run around free to give them a false sense of security. In the playoffs they stop the run and dare Goff to beat them with his arm.

Here's the skinny /nfl/, Josh Simmons never existed.
The organization and NFL has been in contact with him but not long enough to triangulate his location through the NSA, and therefore ownership is honest when they state that they have no clue where Josh Simmons is. Or what he is.

Joe Flacco

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>>151541829
Joe Flacco: "I used to see guys sitting at the bar by themselves eating and I used to feel so bad for them and now I realize that dude was in heaven."

>>151541829
Hey, Joe. Where you goin with that cannon for an arm?

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>>151541829
Many are saying this

>>151541766
>beat a 0-3 washed Wilson giants team in garbage fashion
>barely beat a depleted ravens team with the worst defense statistically in nfl history and lamar injured before the end of first half.
>Beat the raiders who struggled against the chargers, colts, and second string commies
chiefs nut suckers really think this

>>151541853
he looks like he's having fun out there, i'm happy for him

>>151541740
>thinking that OBGay would make any difference
You need to come up with more believable b8 anon

>>151541808
Chiefs lost their 1st round draft pick, Josh Simmons (LT)
Then lost their 2nd round draft pick Norman-Lott (DT)

The nerfing of the Chiefs has begone.

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>>151541829
I feel sorry for those unfortunate souls who never saw Flaccie launch a dragon irl

Chiefs blowing out the Raiders was a Super Bowl preview. Screencap this post.

>>151541872
this nigga thinks we're talking about odell beckham

>>151541883
I'm telling you the sooner you realize Josh Simmons the NFL rookie never existed the better

>>151541868
>also barely beat a lions team with no healthy secondary and still need ref ball to help you on both sides of the ball
Actual frauds. Would rank them right above the browns rn since mahomes pff scores haven't been so great as of recently. Might effect his MVP votes

>>151540998
No one is saying that, its just a fact that he's carrying the team right now he's driving a busted up jalopy while some other qbs are driving Cadillacs

>>151541933
where is he driving the team?

>beat four teams ranging from fraudulent to outright dogshit
>still aren't a playoff team
>crown yourselves anyway

>>151541897
The chiefs are getting blown out by the eagles again?

who are you quoting

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>Joe Flacco
Miss him
>Justin Tucker
Miss him
>Anquan Boldin
Miss him
>Ray Rice
Miss him

>>151541862
what did he mean by this

>>151541872
Chiefs won a super bowl with OBJ in 2022. It's not just the GM's failure to sign him that was the issue, it was them overpaying his replacement Donovan Smith and getting fleeced by Jawaan Taylor since they were panicked. Jawaan has led the league in penalties for 2 seasons and is just average at his position despite being the 2nd highest paid Chief. This resulted in them not being able to afford Sneed.

i dont know ball

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>Eli
Miss him

>>151541883
>Simmons
Fuck, man. Why are Samoans so emotional?

>>151541976
jawaan taylor is bottom 20 at his position

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>>151527577
• 2nd most Superbowl interceptions

• Worst QBR ever in the first half of a Superbowl (10.7)

• Second-worst Super Bowl performance since 2000 (–0.62 EPA per dropback)

• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl

Age 24: loses to Brady at home in the AFCCG
Age 26: loses to Brady in the super Bowl. Scores zero offensive touchdowns. Blown right the fuck out
Age 27: loses at home again to Joe Burrow and the Bengals
Age 29: blown out in the Super Bowl AGAIN but this time in even more humiliating fashion

Reminder the Jags are less fraudulent than the Bills this year

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>Big Chest
Miss him

>>151541976
OBJ is one of the most overrated receivers of all time, he wasn't going to make much if a difference.

Comparing Colts and Chiefs by common opponents:
>Colts: beat Raiders by 34
>Chiefs: only beat them by 31
>Colts: beat a healthy Chargers team by 14
>Chiefs: lost to an injured Chargers team by 3
I don't know how you even put these teams even close to each other in the rankings.

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>>151541891
Apparently his bengals teammates are calling him Aflacc

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>Heinicke
Miss him

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>>151541996
OBJR WAS TRASH EVERY SINGLE YEAR HE PLAYED FOR THE BENGALS
AN OBJ(r)ECTIVELY SHIT PLAYER AND I AM SICK OF YOUR RETARDED ASS REPEATING IT OVER AND OVER THAT THIS FAGGOT PIC RELATED DIDNT GET OVERPAID BY VEACH LIKE HIS AGENT DEMANDED

>>151541992
I didn't know he was half samoan. Samoans make the best o-linemen. Simple as.

>>151541992
Think we got another queefs an hero on our hands

>>151540752
Based

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>>151542033
>>151541976
>GM's failure to sign him that was the issue
THERE IS NO GM FAILURE IN NOT OVERSIGNING A DOGSHIT PLAYER FOR RECORD BREAKING TACKLE MONEY

>>151542016
>Colts: beat Raiders by 34
>Chiefs: only beat them by 31
Chiefs held the Raiders to 3 first downs and 0 points. Plus they pulled their starters after the 3rd

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>Foles
Miss him

>>151542042
if he does it the chiefs way, he'll t-bone a minivan full of children at 80 mph

>>151542031
bring back the 'football team'

how long do you think it takes for a giraffe to throw up

>>151542033
>>151542054
He didn't look like that when he was on the chiefs and was winning super bowls. Maybe he hates his life being a Bengal and wants Burrow to get injured.

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>>151542058
Weird way to tell us you're gay without actually saying it.

>>151542109
chicago legend

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The webm that saved /sp/

>>151541052
And it was a tougher position to play back then. Patrick wouldn't last 3 seasons

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>>151542016
>>151542058
>>151542093
I used to dismiss the Colts since their QB is Daniel Jones, but then I looked at their DC. That guy is Mahomes' kryptonite.

>>151542080
He wouldve probably played a bit better than in Cincinnati and the chiefs wanted to still pay him a gigantic fucking bag
His agent wanting a record breaking bag and being willing to play hardball all off-season on a contract likely saved the Chiefs team in the long-run.

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>Fatshit MaWashed
Only put up 31 points against the Raiders before getting benched in the 3rd (KWAB)
>CHADus MariGODa
Put 34 on the Raiders in 3 quarters AND wasn't benched

>>151540748
I feel like this is made up. I've literally never heard him say anything religious the entire time he's been in Tampa.

>>151542154
>Tougher to play
>In the juiced ball era where throwing down field was a 50/50 shot at a 1&goal PI as long as your QB had the arm to throw it contested

Lol, lemao lmfoaing

>>151541507
You know ball

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The webm that broke /sp/

As a browns/jets fan, is there anything gayers than being a fan of the queefs?

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The image that saved /sp/

>>151540858
How do we even know this is lamar Jackson? I've seen at least 20 hoodrats that look just like this at 1am outside a food joint and it won't be the first or last time a restaurant owner takes a picture with some celebrity lookalike for the wall

>>151542215
puckers lol

>>151542245
this. can't spell Green bAY without GAY

Just rewatched the Beast mode run against the Saints. That was something else

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The image that broke /sp/

>>151541807
>If that wasn't a must win game by the Chiefs they wouldn't have showed them that gameplan.
You’re probably right. The Chiefs have shown consistently that their approach to elite trans is always different in the regular season. It’s why the Bills always beat them and then get cooked by them in the tournament.

God damn it why are the fucking vikings on primetime so often

>>151542016
The debate is over

>>151542262
its fun to see them get btfo on national television

>>151542254
GET OFF ME
HE SAYS
TO TRACY PORTER

>fake trying to draw raiders offsides
>Mahomes yells "THIS SHIT NEVER FUCKING WORKS"
>Right before snapping the ball for a 4th&1 conversion

How many other teams in the league would this have beaten? It's hilarious Andy still chooses the raiders to do the weird shit like that Snow globe play

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>>151527223
Coward.

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The play that saved Pat Mahomes career

>>151542215
Being a man and having another man's dick in your mouth. Even if he was threatening to kill you or your family if you didn't blow him you're a fucking fag for not going Liam Neeson on that ass, ramboing the fuck out of him, you feel me? Being a guy and giving another guy a blowjob is really fucking gay dude.

>>151542268
No its not, i do not give a frick about those purple retards.

>Tom Brady bought 10% of the raiders to be owned by Patrick Mahomes twice a year
Really makes you think

>>151542257
It’s not complicated. Andy Reid and Spags always run a much more vanilla playbook in the regular season. They know they’re going to win the AFCW so they focus on developing the rookies and ironing out the wrinkles in everything. They look excellent on offense and good on defense. Thats more than enough this season with everyone looking so shitty.

>Greg Roman offense on primetime

>>151542321
So it is being a fan of the queefs

>wahh you can't count bradys losses on the raiders, what position do part time owners play

>>151542296
Raiders have been memed on for the last 20 years. This was what the Ravens did to them in Flacco's rookie year

https://youtu.be/wFjwKjUqH9o?si=W7zFoow1cmnyEMVe

>>151542311
>>151542296
https://youtu.be/79f9PQ_rXHk&t=119

>>151542337
10% of an nfl team is like 500 mil, how did he afford that?

>>151542262
The NFL wants promising young qbs on primetime but they’re all injury prone bitches

>>151542375
His Fox contract.

>>151542367
more teams need to do that.

>>151542016
So KC scored almost as much in three quarters as Indy did in 4?

>>151542351
>hurr durr Greg Roman bad

Heard this retarded shit for 11+ years. He's an incredible playcaller I don't understand the hate he gets. I swear it's just media convincing people he stinks while ignoring all the times he's blown the fuck out of great teams

>>151542375
Crypto currency scam where he supposedly lost $300 millions was actually some money laundering scheme

>>151542404
seethe and cope

>>151542296
It’s to humiliate them. It works. They deserve it.

>>151542398
Look at the box score of that game, then come back if you aren't a coward.

>>151542434
Why would I seethe? I'm not a Chargers fan by any stretch. I just don't see how people can rip him when he's won and put up huge statistics with so many different QBs and playstyles. If he'd only ever won games with Kaepernick+Lamar that'd be one thing but he got the best out of Alex Smith, Tyrod Taylor and now Justin Herbert too

>>151541507
Based and true

Trying to compare Indy and KC when they play later in the season is retarded

Just wait for the matchup lol

Imagine being such a braindead homer that you think whenever someone gives props to a team, they're a secret megafan of that team.

>>151542462
>40-6
So they let the Raiders score? Not impressed. Tell me KC couldn’t have run up the score to 40. Please. Prove to me you’re a retard.

>>151542488
This person is a fan of whatever team (You) reading this hates. What a fucking jackass.

>>151542375
how much did Tom get in the divorce?

>>151542513
about tree fiddy

>>151542496
>Run up the score
They benched Mahomes and refused to let Gardner minschew even throw the football, that's how much they quit the game early.
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This isn't Madden lil bruv they already won at the 3rd quarter lol

>>151542496
Both teams let off the gas after three quarters, and the Colts offense was better. So much for the mutt having all his weapons back, lmao.

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>>151542496
>40-6

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Chiefs' defense has allowed the 2nd fewest points (min of 7 games).

Note: their defense is doing this WITHOUT takeaways which is good since takeaways are not sustainable long term.

They've played the Ravens and Lions both of which had the #1 scoring offense.

>>151542542
There's letting off the gas and then there's benching all starters and having your backup QB just hand it off to the RB without recording a single throw for the final quarter.

Reminder that Chiefs are doing all this without Josh Simmons

>>151542556
There's 31, and then there's 40. Cope.

>>151542488
It's literally only Chiefs and Patriots fans who do this. Something about those fanbases draws in the massive autists. Probably the compulsion to feel intellectually superior despite having no influence on said teams performance

>>151542560
Got him

The chiefs fuckin STINK!

>>151542572
Who?

>>151542583
Theres letting the opposing team score 0 points and then there's letting them score 6 points.

>>151542496
>>151542524
Andy is friends with Pete Carol and took it easy on him. Could have given Jalen Royals some snaps. If Royals ends up being good the league is truly fucked beyond repair.

Josh Simmons just messaged me on Grindr and asked me for tree fiddy

>>151542039
twu

>>151542609
Yeah, we know Mahomo is a defensebabby.

>>151542635
>the kiwi finally admits to using grindr and everything bradysknee said about him is true
New lore just dropped.

Josh Simmons just flew over my house!!

>>151542400
is that an ftm

Josh Simmons just complimented my pass sets

>Belishart is going to pass up so many longer waiting HoF candidate head coaches to get inducted in 2026 as 1 of 12 nominated
>During his crash out back to college back to DVD R rated comedy

Actually insane this dood is gonna get in before shannahan, marty, or holgrem

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Remember when people were unironically saying that Faker Gayfield was going to win the MVP?

Josh Simmons just bought me a Tasman Reserve Lager™

>>151542700
kek

Josh Simmons had a mental breakdown about the league being rigged for the Chiefs. They should've known better than to draft a player with a conscience.

>>151542696
Bro he kept mcvays offense to 10 points in the owl lol belicheck is talent

Josh Simmons just gave me the Chiefs playbook (multiple coffee stains)

>>151542524
That’s the point I was making. I don’t think you realize what side of this argument you’re on.
>>151542542
>Colts
>Let off the gas to kill clock
>Chiefs
>Bench the starters before the end of the third
Yeah one is more embarrassing for the Raiders than the other.
>>151542552
And where do the Colts rank in these metrics I wonder? (Spoiler alert their defense is mid)
>>151542583
Chiefs are the most complete team and it’s not particularly close.

Like Jesus fucking Christ I’m so tired of this gay shit. Every year.
>(Insert random AFC team) is going to dethrone KC!
No they aren’t. You sound retarded. Since Mahomes came along he’s been knocked out of the off once and it looks more and more like a fluke as time goes on and the Bengals suck harder.

>>151542714
My Saints suck but at least my Spurs have WembGOD :)

>>151542700
Josh Allen won MVP last year when he had a game where he went 9-30. If they ignore turds like that, he's still in the running.

>>151542715
They had a tell that the Patriots backup QB spotted and told the rest of the team about, which the defense immediately bought into.

Belishit did nothing but implement Brian Hoyers game plan. The fact people are telling me 2018 of all years was belishits master symphony just tells me he's even more overrated than previously thought.

>>151542613
Andy Reid never runs up the score. It’s actually bit him in the ass a few times but statistically killing the clock is the safer starter move I guess.

>>151540704
Refbabby

Colts not being #1 in everything and dickridden to high hell says they're winning the owl. It'll be February and the superbowl announcers will begrudgingly listing off their #1 rank in everything while they're blasting the nfc retards into the sun

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So the Chiefs have a:
• Top 3 ranked defense in points allowed
• An offense that is #1 in total yards
• Depth in their OL and WR room
• And Mahomes playing at an MVP level
Why even bother having a post season, just crown them.

>>151542763
The tell made belicheck neutralize the offense with a 6-3 front lol? That's not a tell that's how u gameplan

>>151540753
The refs were unstoppable…

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Why don't QBs with weak arm strength just make their arms stronger? Can't be that hard to do some bicep curls and pushdowns

>>151542800
Hoyer began his career in New England, but he got his first shot as a starter in Cleveland. In 2014, his second year there, he started 11 games for coordinator Kyle Shanahan, then played for Shanahan again in San Francisco in ’17. Rams coach Sean McVay coached tight ends for Mike and Kyle Shanahan in Washington from 2010-13, which led Hoyer to believe he’d have some institutional knowledge of McVay’s offense.

Before the Super Bowl, he watched an episode of Peyton Manning’s Detail series on ESPN-Plus on Goff, and it hit him right away—the offense is the same. Looking at the Rams tape confirmed it. Then, he saw an NFL Network interview where Goff and McVay discussed the coach being in the quarterback’s ear up until the 15-second play-clock cutoff, which was something Shanahan did with Hoyer. Then, Hoyer went back to Amazon’s All or Nothing series on the Rams; it was about the 2016 season but had footage of OTAs from McVay’s first spring there. Hoyer recognized the language.

“I guess that’s the risk in putting yourself out there like that,” Hoyer joked over the phone on Sunday.

FUCKING
RETARD

>>151542798
stats are nothing

>>151542798
Because then we lose out on all the joy of watching them sexually abuse every team on their schedule

>>151542813
Ok so literally nothing about the 6-3 front lol

>>151542798

>>151542572
Rumors I’ve been hearing are that he’s in rehab for pain killers after his knee surgery last year.

>>151542824
Your 6-3 front is irrelevant to Hoyer recognizing the entire scheme the rams ran, and how to dismantle it.

Belishart coasted to a 6th ring and had to do jack shit. Really should put Dee Ford and Hoyer in his HoF acceptance speech after Tom Brady

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This is fucking bullshit. The playoff seeding is rigged against the Chiefs. Don't they know how good we are?

>>151542839
Who are you?
How do you have access to exclusive rumors?

>>151542848
>Really should put Dee Ford and Hoyer in his HoF acceptance speech after Tom Brady
Kek, so true

>>151541622
Chiefs beat the Lions by multiple refball.

>>151542848
Hoyer giving you insider trading advice doesn't matter if you dont know what to do with that information and Mcvay also couldn't adjust because kwab sees a jumbo defense rocking his O line and doesn't put goff into shotgun 3 wide and have him eat them up for putting that many on the line. Also everyone has insider info on everyone theyre all taping practices theyre all stealing signs lol

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Chiefs don't need it but would love for them to trade for an elite edge rush. It would make them go from being a great team to a super team.

They don't need a RB since it would be wasted on Reid but they could consider giving Brashard Smith a bigger role.

>>151542904
nobody cares faggot

>>151542904
We all care straight

>>151542920
>don't talk about your team on /nfl/ and instead shitpost like me
I care.

>>151542897
Just give Hoyer his flowers anon. Recognizing the Rams system and realizing McVay hasn't changed it up from the redskins days, and unraveling that weeks before the Superbowl prepared the patriots to win a tightly contested Superbowl.

Hoyer deserves his recognition

Is this Kiwi faggot ever gonna stop hopping IPs and shitting up the thread? How desperate do you have to be for attention?

>>151542951

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Stop reporting me faggot. Fucking cuck lord little queefie autistic mutt. Not my fault Josh Simmons ran away so he didn't have to see patti cuckatini's ugly mutt face. I'll plonk you quicker than my pass sets. Don't blink or you'll miss it

>>151542938
>your team
The Kansas City Taylor Swifts are the refs and Gooddells team

>>151542784
Screenshot this post. The same thing that happened to Sam Darnold on the Vikings will happen to Daniel Jones. He'll look good in the regular season but will wilt like a flower in the playoffs.

>>151542860
My brother is an athletic trainer at KU and shit like that comes through all the time. They’re not addressing it publicly because he proactively sought help instead of failing a drug test.
>Eric Berrys last season he quit because he was boozing too hard and concussed from a traffic accident he caused
>George Pickens draft stock fell because he got into a massive screaming match with an assistant coach
>Shady McCoy is a massive piece of shit to deal with (not really a secret)
>KUs left tackle Calvin Clements is a total fucking schizo

I like football!

Kiwicel is triggered it seems

>>151542989
No thats the Serbian jew doublebluff
>of course goy theyre just the darnold Hawks

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>be queefie
>can't talk ball unless it's about the queefies
>shit up every thread
>report anyone else shit talking your team

Yea you're a fucking colossal faggot. Probably a shit skin too. If you can't handle bantz go back

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Is this true?

>>151543001
you have to love it not like it, love it

>>151542904
Smiths role will expand as the season progresses.
>>151543009
Wouldn’t you be if you life on an island filled with pineapple people?

the kiwi implanted a vpn in my frontal lobe

>>151542968
>Josh Simmons
I just read the thread. Not sure why you're having a melty over this. Chiefs would be seething and panicking right now had our GM not signed Jaylon Moore, but as we saw in the last 2 weeks we don't need Josh Simmons.

Our GM learned not to put the fate of your team on a rookie LT in 2024 and won't be making that mistake again.

>>151542992
Lol your brother is a lightweight when it comes to alcohol
I know you have to ask how I could possibly know which one but I just know everything last athletic trainer at KU cannot hold their liquor

>>151543027
Ryan Poles should beat his ass for dropping that hit piece right before the season started

>>151542839
>>151542992
Based. Finally a real insider on the chan. First I've seen in years since the dude who worked as a cook for the Chiefs years back

>>151543040
>Hurr durr shitposting mean you're having a melty

Are you 60 IQ nigger? Shitposting doesn't mean seething/melting/malding. You think when I'm posting Caleb webms or those faggots Vikings cheerleaders I'm actively angry at the Bears and Vikings? Fucking retard

>>151541944
As far as he can take it

>>151543027
Caleb was the safe and over hyped #1 pick. Jayden Daniels had the best ball, but concerns about the college system. Drake Maye had the most work in terms of development with footwork etc but had just as nice of a ball as Jayden if not better deep.

I can see why the bears laughed taking the project QB at the time, especially because if they weren't going to go with Caleb they had Kaden as well at #1.

What fanbase has to really be in what if draft psychosis right now over Drake Maye however had to be the Minnesota Vikings.

>>151542839
Holy shit, breaking news on 4chan. Wow. /nfl/ had an all time low when that guy posted the webm of a dude fucking a dolphin but now we're at an all time high.

>>151540858
I unironically love rice and sloppa like this

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>ayyo gibbs me dat Oxy fo free

KWAB

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>Rumors I’ve been hearing are that he’s in rehab for pain killers after his knee surgery last year.
>They’re not addressing it publicly because he proactively sought help instead of failing a drug test.
It all makes sense now why they were quiet about it and why everyone is saying they're praying for him.

>>151543040
Yeah it was criticized in the post season but it’s been a pretty smart move in hindsight.
>>151543042
Can confirm. They’re a bunch of health dorks and washed up athletes that chose medical anyway so I mean what do you expect lol.
>>151543053
Fun fact about the Eric Berry thing. He crashed his car and had his buddy take the fall. His buddy was chief of security at the casino up by the legends and when his background check got renewed he lost his job. Berry paid him out though to his credit.

Post sneaky athletic players

>>151543090
If the Bears took a second North Carolina QB after Mitchie, the fanbase would've revolted. Instead, they went for the consensus pick. Poles was afraid to take a risk and get fired if it didn't work out.

>>151543090
>Kangz could've had Drake Maye and instead KoC took a young sporus that looked like him
Kek why the fuck do the Vikings always do this to themselves

>>151542992
>Shady McCoy is a massive piece of shit to deal with (not really a secret)
He is? I thought he was just an ego maniac.

>>151543120
Yeah I mean painkillers are a motherfucker. If he’s going through withdrawals really bad and brings it up to his coaches they’re going to be much more understanding about that than a suspension.

>>151543183
The incident Im aware of is he made fun of a downsy kid that asked him for an autograph to his face. Bottom tier nigger behavior.

>>151542404
He turned Herbert into a game manager