>>151533680
lets try and have a decent thread this time fellas, post some fucking heems
>>151541775Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
I think BJ is on meth honestly, he looks disheveled every time I've seen him in his crusade against the cyborg family, I thought he was rich as fuck and shit, I mean what did he do with all of it? His whole story was he never really had to work so he just did jiujitsu and mma. Now he's living in like a laundry shed outside his mom's house. Fucking grimola
Who are the fighters /heem/ was cappin the most about when it was glazing them?
BJ PENN NEWS>>151541335>>151541362wut? i don't know shit about that stuff.BJ has been arrested 5 times this summer cuz he apparently...>Penn suffers from a rare psychological disorder known as Capgras syndrome, which causes him to believe his family members have been replaced by impostersfucking sad story:https://www.mmamania.com/ufc-news/395796/bj-penn-institutionalized-ufc-legend-fails-refuses-court-ordered-mental-health-evaluation: (
kwab
Gonna be soooo sweet when Gane TKOs Tom in the 4th.
>>151541775====G >!< ( x _ x )
So Mackachev vs Topuria is not going to happen soon...Jones vs Pereira, what do you think about that? I think both of the want that fight.
>>151541896OH HES OUT
>>151541775hahaha was that khapillsbury beside the cage? poor poor lil muzzrat
Asspainal brutally mogged
props for knowing about the government plot to replace your friends and family with insidious cosmetically altered lookalikes
Fuck you Almeida, I guess.
>>151541905>Jones vs Pereirayeah i think it comes down to daner. either he bees petty and punished jones for cucking him on the aspinall fight or he says fuck it
>>151541954how is aspinall pudgy despite eating 3500 calories a day
>>151541969Even if Dana is pissed because of that, I don't think he would miss the opportunity of making that fight that is going to sell a lot.
>>151541980council house genetics lad, same reason his son is a shoe pooping maniac
>>151541967this is from aspinall's travel vlog about fight week in dubai, dc said this shit while tom had his mic clipped onto his neck in full view of dc with a flashing light on it. for some reason dc whispered it even though it was obviously being recorded by tom's crew
I'm scared of gane
>>151541980Gane is going to bully this overgrown toddler
>Tomala has a child sized penisKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK mini tomala
>>151542014whispering indicates hey this is off the record to most non retarded people. i doubt dc even considered that they would include that audio
>>151541849karma
>>151542059this nigga fucking smile. like he stays getting away with something
>>151542059>tfymw you know you're getting your dirty bacon hole pegged tonight
>>151542022child in the grocery store when his mom says he can only have one snack
>>151542059very suspicious upper lip. almost like he's got something tucked away in there..
>>151541980Like 80% of those come from bread.
Game calculation status?
>>151541954why this nigga got a tattoo of the great fire of london on his chest?
>>151542014DC stands for “Duplicitous Cunt” for a reason.
>>151542163*Gane
>>151542059Levels.
>>151542163none
Dubs and Gane wins by TKO
>>151542243i think you meant these dubs
>>151542059>Yup, I'm a pretty big deal down at the old hag convention!
>>151542243>>151542267well that settles it, Tom by KO rd 1
>>151542243These?
dubs and Tom vs Gane
Tom is too fast for Gane. Gane will have to close distance, take him down or something because if not Tom is going to hit him with his fast punches all the time.
>>151541954ganes tattoos: cool, in the right places, look like they could tell you the history of the universetoms tattoos: ugly, stupid, gay, pointless scribbles drawn on him by his mentally challenged son while he was sleeping
>>151542280They are his sisters retard
>>151542420okay and?
I can feel BAD BLOOD brewing
>>151541954Really? Venom couldn't put something personal to represent his knockouts and fight time? Like some animal or a wrecking ball or some le epic graphic with the bong flag in the background?Why does he get Leon Edwards tier custom shorts? Like the dumb create-a-fighter shorts you'd get in UFC 3. And WHY does tom's shorts have a vagina stitched over the graphic?
>>151542413Yeah I like those kind of tattoos more. Those tattoos where all your back is painted and you can't distinguish what are the tattoos look worse.
>>151542420His sisters have a retard? Is that legal??
Dubs....and.... I have....an thick peins....
the fight to make would have to be...Edson Barboza vs Jalin Turner at UFC 323
>>151542280>gulp< ..y-yeah I know right?
>>151542546the mummified corpse of stipe winning could have been a less humilliating retirement for jon, ngl
>>151542590motherfucker really retired Stipe with a spinning back kick
>>151542059Giorginaboard, I'm afraid.
I miss when Mr. AMERICA Brian Stann was filled with testosterone laced MREs and knocking people out as a means of coping with his PTSD
Tomjeets...
Dominick Reyes' chinny chin chin shatters any possibility of him becoming champ.
Ian Garry picked Gane.
Why is /sp/ so anti-tom? He's legit the best talent at HW we've ever seen and Gane lost to volkov
>>151541967Even my knee jerk reaction was to get mad at DC and by proxy, start rooting for Almeida. Then I remembered how trash they really are.THIS is what I've been saying for ages. Dayna needs to be doing this. Dayna needs to "accidently" have the hot mic on and purposely talk shit about the boring trash fighters or the heavyweights. The ENTIRE reddit and cazzie community would get behind the fighter. He would wake up with 1 million plus instagram followers. They should have learned from Leon, when everyone got behind him because he took so long to get the title sho'. We would eat this shit up and they would have 50% more stars, even if they are born out of DDS
>>151542741he's a poor man's Gane
>>151542741they're all non-whites rooting for the bl*ck fr*nchman
>>151542741its spammy and his boyfriend
>>151542741the best talent at HW we've ever seen is Jon Jones.
>>151542585
>>151542830and Jon Jones pulled a KHABITCH and retired to duck Tomthat same Jon Jones embarrassed Gane
>>151542830Fyedyeor Emyyylianyyenko
call me Ciryl Gane cause I fart on your dickcall me Ciryl Gane cause I fart on your bitch
>>151542855that same Gane will knockout Aspinall
>>151541742>MERLE is BACK
ciryl gane is the coolest man on earth
Is the Sugar Show over or he can back to the top?
POV: You are Aspinall
>>151542942over
Ciryl Gane Tom Aspinall knockout compilation.webm
>>151542942over achiever
Disgusting
serill gawn is a bottom
Tom's shorts are horrendous. why are people around him not telling him he's taking a massive aura loss by wearing those? I'm switching my bet on gane. betting the fucking house on gane now, sorry wifey
What is Tom's nickname?
>>151543222toddler tom they call him
>>151542621dropped a round to him as well..
>>151543222Last i heard they were calling him the "Demented freak"
wtf nate kidnapped some kid kek
>>151542741Gane is my boy. If he weren’t fighting, I’d root for Tom against anybody else.
What the was this kids problem anyway? Little bastard.
Me boy...
huh?
>>151542748Dana shat on Aljo,Mokaev and Evloev in recent times and they really didn't gain much from it. Leon had a bit of luck, that there was a good story to tell. I guess it's a different thing if DC does it, because he is a two faced cunt. >>151543288>mostly looks like her mom Lucky girl
you just know the britroon's bussy hole is clenched up right now. Xhe knows the end is near...
>>151543481>squeals and shits everywhereI love me son.
>>151541954A physique has never won a fight
>>151543599Yep thats why the vast majority of ATGs are chiseled and skinny fat dudes get knocked out cold on the contenders series
Bloat maxxing British retard son Polish wife chad vs lean maxxing bisexual French half-caste incel
Gane by murder
>>151543599A psyche, on the other hand, has triumphed many a fight. Which is why Gane will heem.
>>151543629The supposed goat of the sport is a skinny fat guy. DC was morbidly obese his entire career. Tom is a chubster. Khabib wasn’t exactly ripped. Skinny Khamzat rag dolled jacked DDP.
>>151543639Gane has 2 children and is married. He's a completely regular adult, Tom Reddit wants to be a youtuber
>>1515436812 ugly muts
>>151543677GSP is jacked, DJ is jacked, Islam is jacked, Jones is jacked, Poatan is jackedDC is morbidly obese but he was fighting skinny fat dudes mostly like Gustaffson and he was fighting low skill division fighters.Khabib had a very good athlete build, Khamzat is in good shape as well
Gane by deliberation
>>151543681Tomala is ashamed of his retarded son which is weird because he is a retard as well
>>151543704His kids are basically white, he's already half and caramel and handsome, his wife is white. the kids are 75% so at most their hair is just curly
Gane by Education.
>>151543708None of these guys were/are jacked
>>151543640gamrotesque
>>151543721This is the mother of his children. And you guys give Tom shit all the time about his family?
>Gane literally has a logoThis is all lining up for him to win, hes iniftely more skilled. How many times has Le Knockout man lost to the dude who is just a better technical fighter?
Gane by correctly spelling 'Sesquipedalian'
Great costume Mr. Aspinal-oh wait that's your actual face OHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>151543748thats his fucking sister retard. shes the boss at ARES FC
>>151543760Bro got a throat tattoo that says "Mhm"
A Gane scholar fought all 3 of Aspinall's kids at the SAME time and WON
>>151543767wtf his dad's michael jordon?
>>151543767Wrong. Julie Gane is his wife
>>151543798Gane the typa nigga to marry a woman for her personality instead of her looks.
>>151543798What do you gain from lying to a real Gane fan and lore historian? Julie is his sister
Manifesting the Masterclass.
>>151543818*THE* A>>151543798I written article or personal instagram??
>>15154382441%'d that tranny
Gane is a based incest chad? Just when I thought I couldn’t boy him more.
>>151543836Damn he’s married to his sister what a freak
Gane's dad has Aura
>>151543836anti gane propaganda (agp) has been debunked once again
Ciryl Gane has mangled spacetime in order to marry himself, fucking evil bastard
A Caramel Conquest
Show Gane wife nigguh
>>151543871theres no pictures of her
>where the back of the head hammerfists really necessary Monsieur Gane? Tardspinall might never walk again....C'était super nécessaire
>>151543877She’s a hairy cave troll probably
>>151543900the way Tom Reddit is trying to spread hsi narrow ass shoulders to look wider and just ends up looking like a retard
L E V E L
>>151543919no fucking way, is that really his Polish wife?
gane will gape
>>151543900Gane is one of the rare fighters with insanely aesthetic tattoo'sTardspinall on the other hand.....yikes
>>151543928nah his woife is girl next door pretty
grim
>>151543955Looks like she groomed him
>>151543955GET THIS UGLY RETARD OFF OF MY COMPANY'S GENERAL THIS INSTANT
Echelons I fear
moi leg!
Which HW has the most beautiful Gf
>>151543973Turn on my monitor.
>>151544100irrelevant question because mark coleman's daughter mogs them all
cub swanson woife mogsDJs to
Gmhh
I feel bad for the biggest fraud checks by usada like jonny hendricks now the drug testing experiment in mma is over. It never was and was never meant to be a clean sport. We want to see freaks going at it JUST BLEED
>>151544140the thick one with the leg tattoo is better
I shit myself to sleep.
>>151541843The media likes to bury this because it doses the dark side of mma of how we treat fighters once we've got our blood from them. The situation is serious though because bj is highly dangerous I feel sorry for his family especially his elderly mother. We've been lucky he hasn't turned violent we could easily get another Chris benoit situation
heeminder gaynecels are actually gay for him
>>151541954>he doesn't know that every tattoo adds 1+ to your heem statNever gonna make it
Gane must die so that Europe can live.
Inside you there are 2 Samoans
>>151544179fans of every sport want that, whether they know it or not. baseball stopped being as fun since you dont have juiceheads hitting homers into the stratosphere anymore
>>151544231then why does Tom have zero heems?
greg jackson is a striking coach. jon jones is a gift from gane-abdulmanap
>>151544247Uhm the Arlovski fight hello? Oh.. that was a submission I forgot
Gane looks like the type of frenchman that takes loads in his derrière
Gane is dumb
Gane loves bung blastings
>>151544259So he looks gay, is ugly, takes dick, is French and he's STILL going to knock your idol out?
Ganeoisseur
to heem or not to heem
Ciryl Gane is the undisputed UFC heavyweight champion of the world.
Gane shills might unironically kill themselves
I'm on a Mexiganeradio
I can't even masturbate to this thread b
Stipe Miocic, Dominick Reyes, Thiago Santos, Anthony Smith, Alexander Gustafsson, Daniel Cormier, Ovince Saint Preux, Glover Teixeira, Chael Sonnen, Vitor Belfort, Rashad Evans, Lyoto Machida, Rampage Jackson, Shogun Rua, Ryan Bader, Brandon Vera, Matt Hamill, Jake O'Brien, Stephan Bonnar, André Gusmão, Moyses Gabin, and Carlos Eduardo all lasted longer in their fights with Jon Jones than Ciryl Gane did.
>>151544318theres plenty of half naked men for you though
>>151544305GaneScholars will be celebrating Bon Gamin’s victory this weekend, I’m afraid.
>>151544350Ganesissies will be hanging from the rafters I fear
>>151544337why do the french surrender so quickly?
>>151544350Name one single good hungarian fighter LMAO
>>151544350you'll be saying this even if Gane is KO'd stiff in the middle of the ring convulsing
Multiple cases of Gane Derangement Syndrome are being reported in this thread. Do not engage.
>>151544337Parker Porter bros...
>>151544370You litterally lose a hair follicle everytime you think about aspinall vs gane
Gayne
Why does gane have that giant gap in his teeth, lots of black people have that pronounced gap
>>151544423Elite
Gane = Yakub
GODne is going to kill this inbred tranny I fear.
Bon Goymin
>>151544350you should be afraid
How is Tom supposed to close the distance on Gane without getting chewed up by leg kicks and boxed up? His footwork is literally non-existent and he constantly leaves his chin way up in the air waiting to get caught.
Tom is Steve McQueen while Gane is more of a Paul Newman
UK are goy cattle while the French are consistently antisemitic
tom unironically fights like schaub
>>151544491Fernand said Ciryl is not allowed to kick the legs
>>151544510Schaub truly, genuinely, sincerely wasn't even a very bad fighter. He would easily still be a top 10 heavyweight today.
Gane will heem.
I've been saying this for years
ganesissies still piss the bed
>>151544574and that wolf being Zatdaddy.
>>151544574the real reason is demoralization process to cuck them into not thinking they deserve more
>>151544574I will now post this any time some contender series bum I hyped up gets flatlined in half a round
Would you rim mark coleman for a billion dollars?
if gane and volkov win does that set up gane v volkov 3 as bum gamin's first title defense?
can talbott get it done vs cejudo?
>>151544678Tom by DDP
And I don't mean schaub could have been top 10 against modern heavyweights I mean current schaub would be top 10 if he werent retired.
>>151544678hes going to have to wear that for the rest of his life after what gane is going to do to him
>>151544185that's absolutely fair
>>151544678Is that the flag of Finland on t
Just had a full blown stroke while posting by the way all good though
>>151544678KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>151543793>me vs everyone in /heem/
>>151544729He zigged when he shoulda zagged with the Rogan public buck breaking incident. It's kinda heartbreaking because he actually stood up for himself in the moment. But tbqh if he couldn't survive that did he really have what it takes to be a hw champion?
lets get this straight Cain is an overrated bum with no good wins, Gane and Aspinall school that prison cholo effortlessly.
>>151544765early stoppage by the octagon janny, we were about to fuck you up big dawlg
>>151544788He's a bum for getting injured all the time. But he had more talent in 1 finger than aspinall has in 3-4 fingers
Mike Heck is an ugly, bald, dumpy little manlet AND I don't personally care for him very much.
>>151544805good thing Mike, or anybody in the world for that matter, care what you think, you little disrespectful freak.
What’s up faggots? If you don’t respond and talk to me you’re a hater and a loser by the way.My god im so lonely.Fuck you
i'm just gonna say it.NIGGER.
Please don't use that word.
Did gooby really rent that Gucci mink?
>>151544815Nobody will ever watch your shitty fight companion Mike, you donk fuck you.
If Gane wins, will Boneschads be vindicated?
>>151544840Absolutely. Gane has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time. Would also be a good fight to bet on.
Gane loses by DQ due to repeated soccer kicks to a compromised Aspinall. Tom is declared the victor and retains his belt as he is stretchered out of the octagon.
it's a good day to be a GODne fan. i'll simply just bet my life savings on gane's inevitable victory and if he somehow, against all odds, manages to fumble the title shot for the third time (there's no way) i can simply kill myself to avoid losing the story to the bookies
Jon Jones will always be a gay rapist.
>>151544885Monitor. On.
I am so fat ill explode, jk i am strong built but i am high rn
Gane was a foul chad before the foul meta.
I have a tom aspinall built but when he is the fattest
Singles and Tom Aspinal wins
>>151544894Based high Argentinian anon
I wish I was high in Argentina rn
Holy fuck can the Gane faggots shut the fuck up already
>>151544955>>151544969Thanks bro you should get high there and work to buy weed
They need to put IQ on the tale of the tape this weekend. Aspinall 64 vs Gane 147.
The British Ilse's are FUCKED! WE look like we've just finished a 13 hour factory shift. Gane looks like he's just finished digging out the Parisian Catacombs by hand. Fuck!
>>151544989@Dana is this real?!
>>151545123perfect cell vs bloatmaxx trunks
>>151545123What's Gane digging in a parisian's ass got to do with this I ask in dread
>Bo Nickal added to UFC White Housewhite American wrestlecan bros, we are so fucking back!
Every time I am reminded of how pussy and reddit volk is I go watch him get heemed by Islam and then Ilia>>151545123I have better physique than Aspinal, grimBon Gamin ftw desu
>>151545191KWAB
Tomalaxisters...I don't feel so good.
It's crazy how big and ripped Cyril Gane looks and yet has no power.
>>151545231If he trained his neck and galactic throat like Tom then he'd never have got dropped by Tai Tuivasa
>>151544100Took me way too long to realize thats fucking Daukaus... Also Tom, Volkov and Stipe won.
Tom will snap his fingers and suck the cock of half the galaxy
bros gassed, sweatin bullets from taking pictures
Chris Barnett
>>151545269Fat Fucking Retard BitchSigned,Fat Fucking Retard Bitch
Schaub
>>151545244Omg is that an Avengers Endgame reference? Well played my good sir, you win all the internets for today!!
>>151545284we dont literally sign our posts here
>>151545286props for knowing Avengers Endgame
>>151545286Thanks I guess?? lol
>>151541967Lol based fat cunt
>>151545293Honestly? Respect for knowing how to give props.
>>151545253>>151545269why do they let disgusting fat fucks like this fight? Nobody wants to see this behemoth's grotesque body. This man should be nowhere near a camera.
>>151545307Gotta turn that monitor on pal.
WE are coming for that belt, POOlkanovski.
>>151544140>>151544738This is what happens when you bring your small daughters to watch you get your face rearranged by Fedor, then cry and hug them afterwards
based Mark "The Harmer" Coolman raising two awesome sluts
cringe Mark "The Human Torch" Coleman barbequing the family dog in the living room and burning down his abode
>>151545253Lmao
Oh my science, is she wearing...a HECKING swimsuit??! THAT FUCKING WHORE!!! UGH!!
>>151541967>>151545299KEK Doesn't he have to interview at least one of them?
How DARE that beautiful young woman wear a bikini style bathing suit!! This is clearly all her father's fault, and I'm going to tell everyone I know.
Do you see how fucking lame and gay you sound?
>>151545311Lil' Ank bros..
>>151545368>see>sound
>>151545307that BLOATLORD would heem you stiffer than a fucking corpse
>>151545387Ank is getting the belt back kid, Pooatard is basically retired at this point by his own admission, he's only interested in meme "legacy" fights
>>151545403No he isn't. Everyone knows he's a fucking heartlet crybaby BITCH now.He will unironically get bullied and mogged in every fight, he will go on a Tony-esque losing streak.
>>151545410We knew he was a hearlet bitch when he tapped with 1 second left in the fight against Paul Craig, he still went on to win the belt because he's just that talented and skilled
>>151545403>Ank is getting the belt back kidWhy? Is he winning the rematch?>W-well when Alex retires...KEEEEEEKKK
>>151545394Are you retarded or something?
>CHAMA!!!!
Chama revved him.
>>151545432I never said he can't take the belt back from Pereira, but he is his toughest oppenent. Nobody know how their third fight would go, BUT since Pooatard is basically out of the picture now he's guaranteed to get the belt back
>>151545434>Pakis unironically look like thislol
>>151545403Sorry bodday, but you seem to not understand how this works. Ank is going to the back of the line. They will prob offer him fake fights and just pay him to sit out kek.Azamat Murzakanov will be taking his place because at least he finishes all his fights. PooFCs even calling him "the boogeyman of the light heavyweight division" now...Liddle ank is done for, I'm afraid... Poor liddle ank...
>>151545434>B-Big Ank!*BANG BAP BWAP SKADOOSH*>AHHHH NO! ACK! REF SAVE ME PLEASE!
>>151545455
>>151545455This midget ain't shit, if he had any will power to put the fork down he'd be fighting at featherweight
>>151541967This is sickening. Does honour exist in this day? Are men men?
>Dayna why no answer
Man cannot reshape himself without pain, for he is both the sculptor and the marble
>>151545479>Dayna please... the other brazzas are becoming hostile... I fear for my bamhole...
Man i'd fucking love Big Ank winning a boring split decision against Jiri "the milfhunter" Redditazka
>>151541742%11
>>151545466Come on b, I like both but he would flatline ank. Besides, dont you only come here to shit on brazzas and post webms of them getting heemed in public?
>>151545488Jiri will walk lil' Ank down just like Poohand did
>>151543288Is she sitting down? I can't tell
>>151545500I'm a brazza myself desu, my name is literally Magomed. Not surprised that some some salty ruskie would post webms like that since they're so shit at MMA lmao
>>151545504Guess we're just gonna wait and see
>CHAMA!!!
>I am something of a brazza myself you know. My friends tell me I loook just like khabib SARR you know.
>>151545516I'm curious actually, you seem like a normal guy that supports his own fighters like the rest of us. What do you think about the pakis in the UK and Canada that self insert into brazzas and post their gay fantasies here while talking about them? Is it off putting or do you find it funny?
Hey! I asked what Nate's friend is sitting on?
>CHAMAA!!!!
>>151545552I'm not going to gatekeep supporting fighters from our region and since we have an army of retarded hindus spewing shit about us in every MMA corner of the internet, I appreciate their support desuSome of it does look cringy from time to time though but I guess it's the same with how American fans of fighters like Oliveira or Pereira act online
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring. Obama phone!
what messages does this bodyart convey about the man wearing it?
>>151545625can't wait for Gane to slaughter this retarded tranny.
hope murzakanov wins this weekend
>>151545542me quadruple checking the gooby penis pics
What's going on with Gane mate
>>151545638How?Gane doesn't counter-punch much. Gane is vulnerable to being wrestlefucked.This is a very good matchup for Tom.
>>151545552Also, I don't come here often but now I remember all the gay spam after Chimaev won the belt, yeah that shit is pretty retarded, I had no idea it was something posted here regularly. Grim desu
Chama vibes
>>151545552STFU retard Canadian flags have never done that shit its literally just spammy but I don't expect your macaque brain to understand that
>>151545709Calm down nigga damn
IT LEAKED
>>151545762
the path for gane has been decided. tick tock, tommy
>>151545516Do you look like an inbred caveman like Ankalaev, or are you more of a pretty Brazza like Usman?
>>151545873
>>151545873What is the Zog doing?
Tom bros. My britussy is trembling! We should've linked up with Darth Rigatoni whilst there was still time!
So what's the gameplan for Gane? Only way I see him is by lucky punch or if tom breaks his other leg
>>151545884hasnt tom been training with craig jones
>>151545904safe outside pointfighting and hope tom actually does not have a gas tank and withers in deep walders
>>151545908I'm pretty sure Craig is too busy prepping JDM for Islam to work with Tom
I want Tom to win, but Gane getting a flash KO out of nowhere would almost be worth it for how suicidal it would make Guru and Dana
>>151545926in what world is dana an aspinall guy? he was a massive thorn in the side throughout the whole jon jones duck saga
murzakanov lost all his swag when he shaved his headthe taxi driver hair with giant bald spot was central to his character
gane finna cook that fraud fr
>>151545500Murzanakov was getting pieced up by nchukwi lol I’d still pick Ank over everyone in the division apart from maybe Jiri
>>151545191Holy kwaboty
Why does tom have such a narrow skinny fat look
>>151545936Dana needs Tom to win for the sake of the Heavyweight division's legitimacy. Gane has losses to Francis and Jon. Dana publicly hates Francis for how he tried to twist the UFC's arm and he's even critical of Jon now that he's retired and lost his leverage, he told reporters that he isn't interested in bringing Jon back for the White House card. If Gane wins, then the UFC can't claim to have the best HW in the world as champ, and it boosts the stock of Jon and Francis since they both would have beaten the guy who beat Tom
>>151546002>Murzakanov was getting pieced up by Nig-ACK!!!!!>lol
>>151546036John fury genetics
>>151546056Going life and death with bums isn’t a very good sign even if you eventually heem them
i love this little macaco like you wouldnt believe
>gane is fucking his sisterquintessentially french
>>151546002>>151546056bodied that fucking freak
>>151546075His first fight in the UFC, that's pretty good! At least he didn't tap out like some bitch or anything That would have been embarrassing!
tell me about gane
>>151546104He’s already mid 30s, this should be his prime. I’ve got rakic kicking that lil fatty in the head tbqh
will dc do a check in interview with volkov and almeida? or will he pull out and act like something came up?
>>151544523so would you, though
aspinal will call out ngannou
IMAGINE YOU'RE TRYING TO RIZZ UP SOME BADDIES BUT JUSTIN "THE HIGHLIGHT" GAETHJE STARTS DOING BACKFLIPS KEK
>>151546162mmm yogart....
I'm on the train now. My biggest deer is someone looks over my Shoulder and sees I'm on here and it's one of you fucks. I know it's highly unlikely but it's possible and being found irl would be very embarrassing
>>151546131He'll pull out for sure. State of the fat fuck! He's like a gossiping jive turkey
>>151546131Maybe Almeida hasn't even seen it
Umar showing his new rolex (a gift) to DC.
>>151546189>t. narcissist
Why is Gane so bad at defending takedowns? Someone that fast and agile should be much better
The Aspinal Gane fight is the modern equivalent of battle of Agincourt
>>151546306*adjusts glasses*hmm, I concur
>>151546295What are you on about? Maybe you don't know what the word means
>>151546325The label was correctly applied.
>>151546300Gane started martial arts very late. I think 23. The other UFC fighters who started training late, like Pereira and Reyes at 21 are all strikers. Wrestling is just harder to learn at that age.
>>151546339Pereiras tdd is much better than Gane’s
>>151546348pereira has also had glover attached to his nuts every day for several years at this point while gane has been competing in a zero skill division and filming slop for netflix
>>151546348oh fer sure. jon jones must be CRAZY for asking for this fight 1000 times and refusing to fight anyone else
>>151546371This was years ago. It looked better against Ank. The problem with Gane is that his ground game is just as bad as it was in the Jones fight against Volkov
Francis was knocking everybody out in spectacular fashion and when he got booked to fight Gane he dedicated the camp to wrestling. Tom has been knocking everybody out in spectacular fashion but when he got booked to fight Gane he got hooker neck tats and punched some lemons.
https://youtu.be/QvorMk3OXqM?si=RXXWhYWR6YZ12FWAIt’s up
>>151546393ngl the thumbnail almost made me click
>>151541954How do I explain to my casual friends that the man on the left is the better more athletic faster, powerful and skilled fighter?
>>151546405Just speak naturally they're used to hearing retarded bullshit.
Look at Ganes physique he’d never lose to this guy
>>151546437jon couldn't fight ngannou for 3 years because he was busy building this physique
>>151546437>>151546446Cheeseburgers are the key to greatness.
Saw a lightskin Gane with his brains heemed out
>>151546437Is it the physicality of a man? Or is it the nastyness of his MIND?
>>151546612dont post toms son without permission thats messed up
>>151546612
>>151546405First you have to learn that left and right on a photo are determined from the viewer's perspective. So in this image you are actually referring to the man on the right.
>>151546627Porkbeast tanked that shit
I bet D.C has tried to convince Khabib to eat bacon at least once
>>151546648Is that a euphemism for fat girl pussy?
Crazy to think how sub optimal elite fighters training schedules are
>>151546663Strength training*
>>151545709So defensive for seemingly no reason, my leaf friend. It's a fact that there's a large jeet and muzzie population in your country, so a paki posting here from there is not impossible. We all wish this wasn't the case but it is.
>>151546052Dana doesn't care if Aspinall loses. Aspinall has no fans, no following, no aura, no charisma. He's totally unmarketable. Dana is not doing MMA maths. He wants to know who brings in the most money. Little Tommy Aspinall the simpleton is probably a net negative for the UFC now he's being paid championship money. The UFC likely loses money every time he fights. Look at the card that's been built around this fight. That's all you need to know about where Aspinall stands in the UFC.
>>151541954Tom has those roll crease points fat people get from sitting down.
>>151546673Based GODspinall draining AriFC’s pockets
If only you knew..
>>151542082Are you back now? Have you had one of those rave changes that are all the rage?
>>151546693He probably got sad when all the UFC staff started laughing at his throat goat tatoo.
>>151546335Self consciousness equates to narcissism. Hmm alrighty, got it, interesting
>>151546693From his Chin the the Top of his Head is the length in my Forearm. Crazy
Floyd Mayweather Jr.Muhammad AliBrendan SchaubJon JonesUndeniable combat sports Mt. Rushmore.
But the length of my Penis passes the whole length of his. So it really doesn't matter, that's what counts
>>151546131I wasn't 100% confident that Gane would take it out until DC picked Aspinall. I'm all in on Gane now. We only need Drake putting money on Aspinall now to seal it.
>>151546721How much are you betting on Gane? Odds are looking juicy
Aspinall claps when the plane lands
A Charity to help missing persons. When did it become "persons"?
>>151546056Rakic will win the first 2 rounds then shit the bed and get heemed like this
oof...
>>151546725It's not even gambling now. It's guaranteed money.
This place would be better if Frenchie was around. He's gone forever. How pitiful
If Chael, Schaub and Anthony Smith are all picking Aspinal, Gane is basically a lockBTW is Schaub even still around?
>>151541954He looks in shit shape at the moment.
>>151546746tom cant stop telling people how small his dick is
>>151546852i did that btw, maybe think twice before you talk shit in my thread
>>151545644He won't. He has won by KOing people who were doing okay against him. But Rakic is a step up.
>>151546852getting bloddied in training is a part of the gameislam is not ready
The first fight of the night on UFC 321 will feature Mizuki Inoue. We are cheering for her! Gambarimasu!
What is Gane's appeal?, is he funny?, is he based?, is he cool?, what is it?
Would you ask her a question, or would you be lame and try and get more of D*rn's sloppy seconds?
>>151546904hes mysterious yet transparent
>>151546748Let see the slip
The odds are actually steepening against G*ne as we get closer to the event.Kek, no one has faith in this fuccboi
>>151546898>cannondale chadboyedSCOTTcels stay losing
>>151546925Based
You're correct... But it's a rabbit hole you're not ready for yet...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHVvAoFFTIwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHVvAoFFTIw
ZUTTmar ZUTTmagomedovRekt
KEK
GANE DADDY!!!!!
wtf gane still wearing his pyjamas
>>151546982Shartne got zutted I fear
>>151546982>>151546987>Ciryl "ZUTT" Gane
>look up zutt>it's a meme about anal rapeyou ever stop to think about how your knee jerk reaction to almost all things is to talk about gay sex and buttholes? call that a golem.
*SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*
Nigger
Guys how many revpoints do you got :D
>>151546982gane the white
>>151546982Why is xhe wearing a dress?
Zutt isn't funny
You’re all just going to let the wop say the n word without any consequences?
>>151547012OH NONONO TOMBABIES!
>>151547066>Zutt isn't funny
>>151547068I have that land stealing gypsy country FILTERED and blocked
>>151547078Zuttdaddy
make AI video Tom Aspinall diaper dirty cry mud brown explosion rocket fast
>>151546077hes badass
very important tweethttps://x.com/RakicMMA205lbs/status/1981195644154106348
holy shit +280
>>151546403
>>151547115Go to hell
It's cold in there....
tom is just too predictable. gane the white shuts him down.
>>151547119>it used to be 350TOMALA SISTERS?????
>>151547125>small fake titssmdh
>>151547135How much did you bet on Gane?
if gane has zero fans i am no longer in this world
>>151547146I dont bet. The reward of watching Gane fight is more than enough.
>>151547125>small fake titsShaking my dick
Uhhhh data status?
>>151547162>anon couldn't live without methat's so sweet b thank you
Ciryl "Bone Gaymen" Gane
how can tom be so huge but have a smaller weewee than joey b
Hyebfbamfb?
>>151546437nigger looks like the aliens from bloodborne
>>151547202If you use that word one more time, you’ll make a permanent enemy of me
>>151547211looks like someone got filtered by bloodborne
>>151547211Its not that hard of an game b yuo get so many blood vials
goonin to dern right now
I heard you like sucking Galactic Throat so SUCK ON THIS YOU FREAK
PowerS lap in 26 bong !
>>151547303
>>151547325>in the middle of a work dayfucking saudis are ruining everything
What's next 10min press conferences? P.S. why gane is dressed in schaubjab?
>>151547341because he is French
>>151547303Though Gane was wearing a wedding dress
>>151547352Sadly that's because you have AGP.... sadly
>>151547125The Arabs are allowing this, the Ummah has fallen...
>>151547356AGP is long depreciated technology saar, I am PCI saar
>>151547341Almost everyone is cordial and no one is good on the mic anymore. Last big beef required a full translation team.
>>151547356Monitor
By the way is it true that they put elon's microchip into gane's anus so his coach could control him during the fight?
Tom's retarded son will climb into his dad's head and pilot him during the fight
>>151547394would be kinda cool, like 2 mechas fighting each other
>>151547394It will be Rogan inside Gane, that's why he can't do commentary
people forget man
he was a muradoor
>>151547303wow
>>151547403Galaxy Throat vs Douce Paree
SLAVE, NEW THREAD!!!
>>151547509
Hamdel hamdelwillah
Dana should put a thong on that dome
>>151547523
>>151547572>>151547572>>151547572
>>151547525Heavyweight is so so bad he may well get another title shot
>>151541849Based