the past: >>151541742
>>151547572what's wrong with dc
>>151547572
>>151547572UmDADDY looking dripped out fr fr
>>151547572DC is a bad example to dagestan fighters when he talks in his broken english. he should encourage them to talk correctly
>>151547594he's going to turn umar into his baccha bazzi boy
>>151547594Sanko buckbroke him
>>151547615imagine these 2 fighting and all umar can do is climb his leg like a monkey
>>151547572A rolex!!!!
DC has some diddy and justin bieber stuff going on with lil monkeymov
Can't wait to inhale a munchie box from the bossman for the main event on Saturday
>>151547690you're welcome.
>>151547690>how much explosive diarrhoea would you like sir >>yes
>>151547690>t.
>>151547723>having a glass stomach
MY friends don't acknowledge Tom AsspinallWhat are the arguments I could use to prove that he's actually one of the most talented HW-s ever been, and has potential to become the best ever? Like they don;t buy into whole volkov, blayeds, etc CV. They think if prime DC or Stipe were fighting he'd have no chance of becoming a champ. Sad. He's the white christian guy tho
>>151547690no brazza you bamhole will explode
TOTAL GANE VICTORY
>>151547760Your friends? Heterosexuals scholars You? Homosexual retardKill yourself
>>151547760Even if Tom never loses it’s going to be hard to evaluate his legacy because his competition is objectively poor. I’d love to see Tom fight prime Stipe but we have nowhere near enough data to say that he’d win
>>151547790Here comes the bride, here comes the bride
Just saw a video of Aspinall discussing his neck tat and everyone is calling it fruity. He's lost the fans!
Aspinall vs Gane, England vs France. Centuries of history and rivalry comes clashing once again.
>>151547690Damn now I want a mixed grill
>>151547905damn thats crazy
>>151547690Food you have to smoke weed with fer sure b but I cast no stones
>>151547594What being heemed by Bones does to an mf.
Nigger
>>151547943
Look at this adult toddler playing dress up like this just because he's in a Muslim country. I'd love to know what his actual IQ score is cuz you just know there really is almost nothing going on upstairs man.
>>151547874>Tom gets brain damage so Cyril can live a pampered lifetracks
>>151547963Your father raped you and you moan his name while getting pegged by pitbulls.
Threads taking an bad turn now
>>151547790Gane should be wearing a wedding dress, Dana should be dressed like a vicar and they should kiss at the end.
I really don't like Aspinall because he's everything I'm not.
I feel like for all intents and purposes if you could quantify the brain activity going on inside Gane's head throughout the day it would be about equivalent to me when I was in Kindergarten. Pretty sure by 1st/2nd grade when I started reading and stuff I was thinking about stuff beyond whatever Gane's got cooking up there. But I am a narcissist, so I would probably believe that anyway.
>>151547999British? Male?
>>151548005You solicit sex from teenage boys on Grindr.
>>151548014monitor on
I shit on /heem/
>>151548008White. Employed. In good shape. Has sex. And so forth,
>>151547905Black vs White, South vs North, honestly this fight has so many layers behind it, might be one of the biggest sports events in human history. Maybe ever
>>151548008fucking dun him
>>151548019Those are easy b
GaniggerTomwhiteman
Get volk on the phone, now!
>>151548029You don't know his story!
>>151548041Your story is that your father raped you which made you drank yourself into pancreatitis, autogynephilia, zoophilia, pedophilia, and suicidal depression.
>>151548034that looks awful, whoever made that should be slapped
cooking with Volk? More like Cooking with a dolt
>>151548060OOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
this is a tattoo a heterosexual alpha male would have and definitely not a cat with sugar in they tank
i just loked at tapology and saw the card begins at 10AM. be careful guys, try to get all ur chores over with on friday so u can have the daytime of saturday for ufc
Tom dry snitching on himself by admitting he couldn't beat the guy Jon Jones knocked out. The guy who got knocked out by Stipe (who Jones ALSO finished).Time for Aspinal glazers to accept he was just THIRSTY to try and fluke some fake legacy off a long past his prime goat and Jones was right to ignore him.
CONFIRMED: John Fury is Tom Aspinall’s real father
>>151548083>my wife when I prowl into her morning shower
Chimaev vs ImavovHernandez vs StricklandDDP vs AllenAdesanya vs MVP (i know, but let cazzies get excited about this)Whittaker vs CaioRDR vs CostaHope to see at least 2-3 of these next year desu
Schaub would take Tom and Gane down easily. He would stand and stay in the pokcet and konck them out. Hard to get excited regarding this curent landscape of top heavyweights with that in mind. Food for thought.
THEY FEAR US
>>151548122Khamzat dog walks all these bums
Let's GO dude this weekend is gonna be so fucking good man!!
FEAR OF A GANE PLANET
>>151548157didnt they do this like 3 times already
Why is reddit so obsessed with hating on fighters aiming for multiple belts? Pantoja and Merab are literally terrified of moving up and brought their divisions to a halt. Fucking bum ass pussies absolutely scared or new challenges content with beating up the same 2-3 guys over and over again
>>151548149This guy?
>>151548170>>151548157You dress up in your mothers clothes while getting dicked down by Dobermans.
>>151548149Should we not have any fights at MW until Chimaev dies of old age then?
Me when Im an ugly inbred muzzie getting my head boxed off by THE 39 year old contender Gilbert Burns:
>>151548170Zatdaddy tanked that shit. You tanked and tugged on ya dead daddy’s dick!
Lots of hidden posts replying to me, am I missing some quality on topic discussions or are the filters working correctly?
>>151548170Proved he has a chin desu, that was an absolute nuke, most people especially as drained as Chimaev was at WW would've gone out cold
>>151548190This guy will never 50-42 the great pink hope Pigus poo feces!
>>151548209Former lightweight Gilbert Burns? That guy is a notorious knockout artist on the feet for sure.
>>151548206U good
up next
>>151548231No I’m afraid xhe stuffers from EXTREME AGP, pancreatitis, pedophilia, zoophilia, drug addiction and steatorrhea incontinence
Who's next for Ateba GOATier?
>>151548190The skill discrepancy between welterweight and middleweight is absurd. Current Usmeng could put on some weight and he’d obliterate AIDSmaev and the top 5 without much effort, probably.
Does anyone have any explanation why Brady Morales was booked? Seems random and retarded
Sadly the Galactic Throat will never suck again I fear
Chito Vera's daughter pussy got that retard grip
Who replaces JDM if he pulls out of a fight against Islam? Would it be for an interim title then? Heard some rumours desu
fax
>Sadly,>I'm afraid>I fear
>>151548293You’re a sick fuck
>>151548339Is this a joke? JDM isn't Muslim he doesn't pull out of fights or sheep mate, unless they have some absolute can on standby Islam will turn it down and reschedule for after Ramadan 2026.
>>151548190You after your father raped you.
>>151548351IT'S A SCREENCAP FROM AN OLD VIDEODO NOT TAKE THE BAIT!!!!
Do you agree with late senator John McCain when he said the UFC was human cock fighting and made them introduce new rules?
>>151548014How do you know what happens on there?
If this is human cock fighting. Tom's galactic throat is ready for war
>>151548382Your father didn't pull out of you I'm afraid.
>>151548382Fraid JaiDsm is not a draw, Ali confirmed he will be stripped if he pulls out. Islam vs Garry for the vacant
Alexandegg Yolkanovski. Think on that
>>151548418lol, ufc is jsut a boys club. shit like this is why ufc will never be as successful as the nba or nfl
>>151548382You must have overdosed on crack, I'm not your "mate"
>>151548468I've sold crack before. Quite a thrill
>>151548468Overdosed on your mom's crack maybe, son
>>151548418>Ali confirmed
>>151548468Bodied that disgusting AGPiglet freak!
I overdosed on pussy
>>151548484You admitted to sucking sedrique Dumas’ BBC while in meth-induced psychosis
>>151548484>sonBut enough about your fathers sexual partner.
based dept calling
Oh dear more filtered posts replying to me again. Can anybody tell me if they're about combat sports or not?
>>151548530Your DTD (dirty Tyla diapers) filter feces onto the floor I’m afraid
I hope my filters arent accidentally catching good quality posts man, that would kinda suck. Oh well, lmao!!
giacomo della maddalena said his favorite show is the handmaid's tale he probably has a seething libtard hatred of canor
Guys clean up the discourse around here please we are on the percipice of an megafight
>>151548490Why do people from countries with no good MMA fighters not feel embarrassed to post in these threads? Fucking Yair is the best Mexican MMA figher of all time and you have the audacity to chat shit, disgraceful
medkit medkit medkitwhats wrong k?when I came down...euugh shit
>>151548530They're blackpilling about ur mum's sexual history, quite a long read desu
>>151548525Good people? Wha!? You beat people up for kissing, you Muslim rodent
>>151548554hey they have diego lopes (brazilian)
>>151548552Mystic Mac
>>151548542Dude I think he filtered you
>>151548553Nah FUCK that!!
>>151548571Don’t misgender xer
>>151548571Spammy will say something like "I know he is actually opening all my messages and reading them!" Then start posting his dumb shit as text images and evading word filters lmao. (Honestly? Respect.)
>>151548606And honestly? We respect that kind of hustle around here.
tom "mircropenis" aspinall
super mario batisto vs umar gadagomedov. can you say fireworks
It seems people have forgotten. Man
>>151548606We all know how much you crave attention from ya Spamdaddy, sadly
>>151548615Mirko Cro Cop Penis
breaking: joaquin buckley has escaped slavery by way of the underground railroad
Mario autista is getting heemed
>>151548629mirko "schaub victim" cro cop
>>151548109Tom fury
>>151548554No brazza champs at heavyweight. Meanwhile we have Cain.
>>151548653Examining his small archaic hominid cranium and reaching a shocking conclusion
>>151548619I've got...lets see... ah yes, Umar Nuthuggermedov? I predict a defensive approach early, backing up/counter striking and making reads then winning rounds 2 and 3 timing takedowns and grappling exchanges every time Bautista tries to make the fight entertaining. That's 29-28 on 2 score cards with 1 judge (bought by muslims) turning in his pre written 30-27. Umar calls out Merab, perhaps with some more excuses about his camp or broken hand. This perfectly sets him up to sit out about another year waiting for Merab to get around to giving him another undeserved title shot.
Gane's Destiny.
>>151548628More than attention I (we) fear.
>>151548671Sorry José, he's American
>>151548718>Bautista >make the fight entertaining
>>151548718>u-umnar is le nuthuggerHopefullly you are only pretending to be retarded
i’m still unclear on what race gane is exactly
I predict a victory for Ciryl Gane that will be so miraculously flawless and swift that you will almost be able to see the spirit of destiny guiding his every movement with the naked eye.
>>151548736Ugh, I know right only a 65% fight finishing rate? Blah, that's boring! ^me when I'm a fucking dumbass
>>151547572p4p #1
>>151548781Black if he loses, white is he wins
>>151548804Let's go for that.
>>151548784Aaron Pico
>>151548781The Race of Conquerors. He is cut from Napoleon's cloth
>>151548784>Me when I only read tapology instead of watching the fights
>>151548784You after ya dead daddy finished in ya steatorrheaussy.
>>151548814Man that guy was a legend over at PFL, one of their best fighters. How has his UFC career being playing out?
>>151548814Aaron "Boku no" Pico...Haven't heard that name in ages...
>>151548828You literally suck off poodle penis for meth.
>>151548826Just uploaded this image to an AI facial attractiveness mapping program, whoever this guy is they're objectively extremely handsome.
BRING ME YOUR PROPHET! I AM IN NEED OF SERVICE!
>>151548828I must admit, I fell for Aaron Pico meme when Joe Rogan was hyping him up. Still can't forgive Movsar for pulling out, it was an easy fight for him
>>151548855I kneel
>Skin Quality 8.5/10Oh dear oh dear sneed-bros, it seems spammy was right yet again!
>skin quality 8.5 >literally looks like xhe is made of leather and melting wax
>>151548855You identify as raped piggy I'm afraid.
>>151548877Let's see your complexion mate, go on
>>151548782Honestly wouldn't be surprised, there's something in the air I can feel it
Does Mario batista stand a chance?
>>151548873>>151548877For sure these posts are two different people by the way.
It's skin quality for taking Sexy Dog Daddy loads...
>>151548855Wait a sec….how did xer reply to that post if…unless xhe has “filtered” xer Spamdaddy just to open everything anyway…
Skin quality 8.5. That's interesting in a number of ways
>>151548898Not at all, or Umar would have pulled out by now
Being andy asspinal and finding out that your son isnt your own and your wifes a hoe from the nelk boys very topuresque experience
Oink oink!.Oink oink!I'm a naughty piggy...Someone please call me a naughty piggy...
>>151548910How could we forget to include "steatorrheaussy" into our list of filters, we all know how often that comes up when discussing fighting.
Y'all are sleeping on Mario Bastanto that nigga got 44% takedown indecency or whatever. That nigga got statistics
>>151548941>we >our you and the Armpiggy?
Forgot to filter steatorrheaussy? Rookie mistake around here pal, better luck next time.
I love my Spamdaddies...I need them to pull my pork like my real daddy did...
Umar Nurmagomedov vs Mario Bautista. This fight will be nothing less than the pinnacle of modern mixed martial arts display. Whoever wins this one, surely gets a title shit next.
Alright lads I reckon I'll focus on my work for a couple hours until spammy finishes his meltdown or whatever. Cheers,
>>151548952Me and the maggots crawling out of my rotting boiminge...
NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HOLD ALDO AGAINST THE CAGE LIKE THAT LET HIM GOOOO HE DESERVES A PITY BELT LET HIM GO LET HIM GOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
I'm going to be uploading a reaction video of my live reaction to Umar Nurmagomedov vs Mario Bautista. Expect a lot of emotion, cheering, tears of joy and sorrow.
>Alright lads I reckon I'll focus on my work
>>151548554did you not see the noche's?we celebrated mexican combat sports
>>151548971Guarantee this guy looks better than you tho lol
>>151548982Severe steatorrhea squirts and extreme AGP while sucking off an old Puerto Rican man is sweaty work for pudgy little Walmart Armpiggy!
this general is severely mentally ill
>>151548971This dude’s legit handsome if he trimmed his beard and lost a few pounds. Is pakibong jealous?
>>151548931i found out from a youtube short that those light blotches that skintans make really noticeable are because of a fungus
Sneedaddy got him squalin' again
>>151549027Xhe won’t let you suck xer boiclitty unless you’re a pitbull or Puerto Ricdaddy I’m afraid
>>151549027>>151549002Are you calling me a pretty piggy?Please call me a pretty piggy...
>>151549027>is the dude who refers to black men and muslims as 'daddy' and constantly talks about agp and bussy jealous?yes, and severely mentally ill
A love letter to MexicoDear Mexico,I love you
>>151549034Steatorrheaussy sadly.
Deep Waters
>>151549050Legit an above average looking guy if he trims his beard. Jealousy is ugly!
Gane Ocean
>>151549074Tyla uses raped/piggy pronouns
Dragged to Deep Waters
>>151549074I live in Pensacola, Florida.Bring dogs.
>>151549085Tyla’s A10 steely gaze and Aryan master race blonde hair mog your poojeet brown hair, skin and eyes to hell I’m afraid thoughbeit
Deep Water Lakes
I backOnly real heemers know where this is from
AAA I'M TRAPPED IN THE GANE MAELSTROM
>>151549097I'm into males (canine and human), not raped motherless MAPiglets like yourself.
people forget just how fucking good ciryl good kid gane is
>>151549097Xer boiclitty is rotty and maggoty but xhe may let you suck if you bring a malamute
Gane's Lagoon
Holly shit you dumb retards what the fuck are these dumb postsTalk about mmaNOW
>>151549060Thanks, Man.
>>151549112Tyla is your daddy I’m afraid! Pull that pork thong out your muslimussy playa!
Couple dwinky dwinkies turned miss K-1 fully gay I fear
Aldo should have killed himself after losing to McGregor, it was an inexcusable performance>>151549060I agree, Mexico is cool, but this one Mexican made me mad today desu. Obviously there are bad people everywhere and one person acting like a scumbag is not going to change my opinion on an entire nation.
>>151549132Schizos go full schizo before any big card. It’s a tradition at heem.org
dana spoiled us again
Gane Water Reservoir
>>151549106Silva should've never opened his mouth with a voice like that
>>151549146Bad year for piggies.Bad bad year for piggies...
>>151549002Wait a minute, I thought that was him. So which anon is that in the picture?
Gane Falls
Gane Rises
>>151549173Sneed presumably.
Just arrived. K-1 is better than goyimFC.
Mount Aspinall
>>151549172Pull that skid mark third world thong out your porkussy musissy!
Aspinall Peak
2 days until Gane fights.
>4:25deep water bros, our response?https://youtu.be/_9tKEoH5x50?si=ZbD8PUffIPRXNkQs
>>151549191No, you’ve been here deepthroating Dirty Diaper Tyla’s maggot meatus for a minute
Guram Kutateladze has returned to his winning ways with a 3 minute TKO win over fellow UFC alumni Victor Hugo
Aspinall Heights
The preliminary card is legit better than the main card
Aspinall Plateau
Aspinall's Upper Reaches
Twin Peaks: Gane Walk with Me
Aspinall Deep Gorge
>>151549231I converted it to a clitty!
Will /heem/ have a melty on Saturday when Tom gets weemed by Gane?
ciryl gane is so fun and cool looking, he is a role model
>>151549282we call them grilled cheeses here
The Gane Canyon
>>151549232Guram getting mogged with Chimaev and Topuria in his corner in his last UFC fight was comical, what a bum. Should've killed himself after that performance desu
Watch out for a kid named lobotomite Klein. He's going places
>>151549191>>151549215Yo can you hook a nigga up and let us know how mushy ya momma's maggot minge is?I know a Pakidaddy that'll treat dat shit right!!!
Tom Fish in Gane Pond
>>151549265ITS HIMITS YOUR FATHER (Fury)
I just can't believe Danya is dead
>>151549290They don't call him bon gamin for norhing.P4p best nickname in UFC history imo
Are you excited for this PPV?
>>151549323Death comes to us all, some faster than others. But it will come.
Ciryl "The Vanilla Gorilla" Gane
>>151549314Heheheh
>>151549323>google this>apparently some dirty kike chess player died>instant dopamine rushEnjoy the gold kind stranger
Gane won.
>>151549323Wtf who will run the ufc now lol
IT'S UP!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcEB58EdPFI
>>151549312Unfortunately AryanFührerTyla raped your maggot minge mind ya mentally ill muzziepoof
>>151549399Tell me how mushy your mommy's maggot minge is.Now.
>>151549391We don't watch guru here
>>151549410The only thing I like about him is that he hates jews
Hello heem, it’s me again. Faggots.Please respond.Notice me.
>>151549410we watch mma joey herealmost done with locktober sisters!
>>151549407If you want to feel mushy just slide a finger down your greasy maggot muzussy playa!
>>151549399I was gonna argue until the I realised the last Aryan Fuhrer was trans and oinked xerself like a sad Agpiggy
GRIM
IT'S UP!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buhrgWBL5d4
>>151549465Two sexy daddies!
>>151549450I said tell me how mushy and mealy your mommy's maggot minge is.Now.
Bedtime's jokes got so repetitive and tiring that I unsubbed, I was able to predict what joke he going to go for when listening to him. Low IQs will keep watching though.Lucas Tracy shouldn't have come out of retirement, he left at the right time and could've gone down as the KHabib of MMA youtube, but he destroyed his legacy. Sick of this midget laughing at his own jokes and randomly shouting YEEEAAH in the middle of spouting his retarded bullshit.edit: a typo
>>151549265Zased.https://youtu.be/HnFgsQUqugI?si=j6jUTNoTwiYzRDQJ
ITS UPP !!!https://youtu.be/Za6HeiTJIWI?si=rfkhIrD3PMV3KaRI
What is next for Chris Barnett? Last time I remember is that he injured his knee doing a flip on the octagon and then lost because of that.
Based female grappling aficionado
Anyone got a link to Ari’s podcast? He’s a sexy daddy and I need to strum my Pigclitty to him!
>>151549464>>151549501Funny cause you’re a mentally ill freak who spends all his time here LOL
>>151548554Pakistani champion? oh yeah that's right never ever
Alright can we actually tone down the weird fucking raceplay porn posting all day? The entire general is being run by freaks at this point
>>151549579I don't see a single Pakistan flag in this thread
>>151549593yet theyre everywhere itt
>>151549578We don’t sign our pigosts here sadly
>>151549586I'm doing my best to salvage this thread but people aren't engaging and just spam retarded shit. I might have to go back to my discord bros
shut the fuck up
>"mario bautista">talks like a white americanyeah im boying this mexican
>>151549601Turn your chomonitor on and tell your mother’s boyfriends to move
>>151549607it's a losing effort b. I'll probably just come back for the game threads
Anyone else suffer from intense loneliness and need to keep /heem/ and other generals open all day to keep yourself crying?
>>151549607You have to do what you gotta do brudda, say hello to dwight.D. Eisenhower for me, ok?
>>151549631No.
>>151549607They wont let you take my kids
shut up sneed
>>151549656hawk tuah
Ciryl. Fucking. Gane.
>>151549464bottom left
Ciryl Pain
why are people pretending dern is hoti thought mma fans didn't like women that look like men
>>151549479>lucastracymmawe watch that crap here
>>151549717people remember when she had fat tits and arse and pretend like she doesn't look like beef jerky now
Bongtrallian bussy will be creampied by an afghan bvll represensting a certain flag from the based! category I fear
>>151549385have a (you)
>>151549717People liek what they are told to likeShe does have slut vibes, too, which a lot of "men" like.
>>151549717if you don't find women hot how can you call yourself straight?
>>151549721YEAH! OH YEAH!
Dern probably sucks a mean dick
>>151549717don't know why you'd think thatare you new?
>>151549717She looks old and masculine, I don’t like her
De plessis is frenchhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardinal_Richelieu
Dern would probably abuse you, gaslight you and then act like she's the victim
Missed the presser
>Abu dhabi pressers
i got gane by vintage boring but unambiguous 50-45 UD (apex style). lock that shit in
>he watches the press conferences
>>151549825>handful of like 10 paid dudes in towels attempt to get a chant going and quickly shut upastroturfed bullshit land it's the same with absolutely everything they bring over there
>>151547961>Born white >Shunned by fellow Somalis because you're not like themThis could possibly be the best case scenario for someone unlucky enough to be born a Somali.
aspinall by wha'eva 'e wants mate
>>151549841The US? Yeah that fucking sucks.
aspinall by getting elbowed to the face by gane
does ANYONE here think aspinall has a chance?
women in MMA is DEI
>>151549936mma fans are unironically feminists
Maybe we’re all mentally ill freaks precluded in this sanatorium called “Society”.
/heem/ /knuck/ and /slap/ all on saturday morning is comfy as hell
>>151549970i'm going to slap knuck and ultimately heem you
>>151549956trvke
>>151549187I thought that is sneed, the weirdo who uses trip codes and tries to be as vulgar as he can be. Gosh I'm so confused
i told the nurse at my check up im a UFC fan and hyped for this weekend and she looked away from me
>>151548960a title what? ahahaha might wanna delete this one and try again my swedish friend
>>151549997his facial hair looks like pepe in a tux
>>151547963Now I want Gane to lose
DC: "Tom, you are going to dominate this division because everyone sucks balls man like Jailton Almeida? Come on that nigga can't fight for shit"
>>151550004Sneed is some American who revved Pakibong a while ago and Pakibong has been obsessed ever since. He’s the one who uses weird names in his posts and proxies/Vpns
>>151550070Real peace comes from realizing that sneed and pakibong are one and the same, just one individual replying to himself constantly.
>>151550140the effect is the same even if this isn’t really true, making it experientially true
>>151549567Rakic is such a monkey, can't wait for him to get heemed again.
>>151550070Exactly, so him? >>151548971
>>151550036He's got that fat gay guy look.Like, a modern machine face anaylsisere can detect gayness in men, and it wuold only take 0.000001 seconds to deduce that he is gay.
>>151549995Get in line, pal
>>151550163That's racist
I wonder what happened to Finland today. That guy's such a Wankenstein
How was the press conference
>>151550163Absolutely not happenign.Ajd N tfiound it funny that rakic has the same monkeyface in church in the heembeddeds as he does at the prssers.
One word: michaelbisping.
>>151550265That's one word.
this is art
>>151550288heavyweights are so fucking funny man
>>151550271That's THE word.
It starts with one thingMichaelbisping
>>151550265Bisspiss heem police
>>151550288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT109s0V4aE
>>151550355Cyril isn't lose
I'm Arabic
Aiemann Zahabi facefucks racism...lfg!!
>>151550373Sexy Arabdaddy. I need your brown boy bazooka in my bacon bussy!
>>151550355broken foot gane still effortlessly beats 8 foot tall kickboxer who had 5 rounds of gane experience going in. let's just accept that tom has no chance in le striking.
New fighter just dropped
>>151550373same
you guys think tom will tuck his chin in or get slept overcommitting to a shot?
Japan is starting to make noises about kicking out annoying tourists and foreigners.What does this mean for my aspirations to move there and join a Japanese WMMA gym as the only male member?
>>151550438gane doesnt have the capacity to KO someone with one punch
>>151550438He should basically be planning for taking Gane down
>>151550453Andy asspinal is planning a divorce
>>151550438there are two outcomeseither gane is going to kick tom's knee in and win by TKO or tom is going to ragdoll gane to the ground and win via sub
>>151550444true, but getting wobbled by gane is possible>>151550453yeah, that should be their gameplan. Gane's gameplan should be stuffing takedowns and baiting a shot from tom to counter. but who knows, gane's team didn't really prep for Jon's grappling
>>151550483a gane sub would be kinda wild
I miss the Usmeng era……
i honestly want bautista to heem umar but fuck does that little freak suck
>>151550512can only see this happening if it goes to round 4-5 and tom is gassed would be like the ddp vs izzy nonsense fight
Gane=lying ass freemason and redit Aspinal=crusader and 4chan
>>151550487>getting wobbled by gane is possibleonly with extended combinations on exhausted opponents. gane has never disrupted the equilibrium or disoriented his opponents let alone render them unconscious with a legal shot
>>151550533For me, it’s the Woodley Era.
>>151550553Tom Reddit nearly got chinned by Gaydes, lol GODne weems
Gane looks like a walking toe once you picture it you can't unee it
>>151550568'nearly' doing heavy lifting here. i dont recall aspinall being in a vulnerable position once in the rematch
>>151550543Tom having 5 round endurance is what I'm most interested in. If the fight gets to the championship rounds and Tom is still fresh then we might have a dominate champ for a while.>>151550553I agree, gane mostly relies on volume but the fight game is unpredictable
Sheikh Ciryl Gane of Guadelope
People said Peon could never heem Usman look what happenedGODNE will heem.
Am I really the only person here that listens to Opie and Anthony? It has to be the most underrated piece of entertainment in history
Something tell me the same person who thought power slap was a good idea is behind a water called drip
>>151550594His tendency to throw legkicks with his hands low is what concerns me more. Also, I don’t think he’s ever dealt with an opponent who moves laterally like Gane. Most hws know only to advance and go backwards in a straight line.
>>151550553>legal shotThe cope has begun.
Tomala Harrispanal bout to be shook and realise hes in for a long night after GODne stuffs the takedown and effortlessly weaves away from his punches kekk
>>151550648tom has some defensive holes im surprised no ones capitalized on them.
>>151550553you're confusing the inability to heem with the decision not to fully commit. gane can and will heem if he's 100% sure you can't hit him back. he just never over commits, unlike tom who will gamble on his speed. though this isn't a fight where tom can out speed his opponent.
how funny would it be if gane went out there and masvidal-askren'd aspinall
>>151550676>Ganecels think Cuckne ran le calculations and decided to pretend to be pillowfisted his whole career just to lure Tom into striking with him so he can unleash his actual Ngannou power against him and win the belt
>>151550676>isn't a fight where tom can out speed his opponentgane was beat to the punch by volkov
gane has crazy power, it's just uncivilized to throw at 100% like a gorilla
>>151550691im rewatching the fight right now, that's not true.
>>151550689Nope he's just a coward, if he's pushed to you don't think he's capable of throwing some over hands from hell? You're going to feel quite silly
>>151550691gane literally broke his foot and volkov still had trouble
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>>151550727Holy HEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>151550689heh.... guess it's time to stop holding back
>>151550676This goes both ways. Gane is also a speed merchant while Tom hits hard and has a grappling advantage
>>151550727>chin up in the airfuck man
>>151550726
>>151550669They did. Tom got hit full force by Pavlovich, he has a granite chin
>>151550726>me in the pool
>>151550726She looks like Charle with a wig on.
>>151550727Poor poor Tomala AGPinall....
>>151550755>he has a granite chinhe has a good chin, i wouldn't call it granite.
Heemsylum freaks at it again I see.
>>151550727GODne separates this clitty boi from consciousness kek
Why would someone need a galactic throat?
>>151550755Pavlo couldn’t wobble the corpse of Reem, B. His power is overrated.
>>151550751Luckily Gane is pillowfisted
Is it true that Tomala unironically admitted to having a micro clitty?
Why would anyone want "this" as a champ?
>>151550776talmbout deepthroating Galactus?
>>151550787yeah but you don't gane to start an avalanche
>>151550784And Gane’s power? He has one heem in his career over obese retard poopyvasa, he’s a point fighter
>>151550788Tomala loves talking about xher microclitty
Patchy Mixbros... it just keeps getting worse...
>>151550727
we do all have to admit though that tom's neck tats look bad
>>151550799As long as you protect your brain stem he’s extremely ineffective
>>151550810Excellent level change from GODne there at the end.
>>151550140Mexibro how are you so profound?
>>151550810Tomala would've died if he got hit with this btw
>>151550812You don't like them but he likes them, that's why he have them.
>>151550810I don’t use the words “he tanked that shit” often; but Gane, he tanked that shit.
>>151550817what's your prediction, Tom via 1st round heem? or later in the fight rnd 3-4 heem stoppy?
>ngummorobbery>jonesscripted>volkov2broken foot (won)just confess that gane is being overlooked here
I could literally kick the crap out of everyone in this thread.So, why don't I?Heh.... That's a good question.
2 days until the Gane meme ends for good.
if you squint your eyes and tilt your head side ways gane reads out "TANK"
>>151550844Tom by round 2 submission
>>151550801It’s the ones you don’t see coming, B.
>>151550854the odds should be closer that I do agree with.
*SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*
>>151550858tom via first and only banana split submission in the UFC HW history
you all got it wrong. Gane wore it not because he's in Emirates, but because he's French. France is Muslim country.
>>1515508562 days until Tomala’s microclitty squirts after the pounding from Daddyne.
>>151550823>>151550828>>151550843I am terrified to point out the fact that volkov does indeed own these bums.
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>>151550885Why the fuck would he say this unironically
Several years ago there was a guy in the Swedish general on /int/ who used to post in the thread, all the time about how "jag kan heema alla i tråden"Basically "i can heem everyone in this thread"Do you think that Swede still posts here?He used to post monkey pictures with his heem messages
>>151550854>(won)and yet you list it among his losses.... curious.
anyways, im throwing whoever loses into the toilet
>>151550913self deprication comedy you Brits love that stuff.
I didnt realize I had been a Dern poster since 2016. Big Mack must have been my first favorite fighter, before Ngannou. I really have never been wrong about my favorite fighters. Grasso, Ngannou, and Dern all getting belts with Song still only 27 and in the top 5. its like the MMA gods came down to me and said I will have the most rewarding MMA fandom straight from the start
>>151550913Mentally ill freak
>>151550913He said the same with Pavlovich, he gets off on talm bout his micro hawlg
>>151550913He sounds like he’s comfortable in his own skin and doesn’t get offended by dick jokes.
>>151550940we call them FRENCH now
>>151550948it sounds like he has a small wiener and you're coping
The Zuttening
>>151550940
Why is Jon playing touch butt with Dagestanis?
>Tomala spent fight week talking about Gane’s BBC and getting a galactic throat installedIt’s so over we’re losing our belt.
>>151550973they got his ass HAHHA
Dirty Diaper Aspiggy sadly.
everyone ignoring the elephant in the roomtomala s a PIGGER
>>151550963So what you’re saying is… that Gane already won?
>>151550726why the disgusting bolt on she had nice titties whyyyyyyy
Volumes.
>>151551020gane's not exactly packing himself
>>151550810tanked and spanked
>>151551030Hideous disgusting fucking demented freak.
>>151551030They are not in a bodybuilder competition.
>>151551052Theyre not in a hot dawlg eating competition either b
>>151550810wow Gane was holding a load of cum in his mouth for the whole fight up until that point
>Gane meme heems>Jon unretires to take the belt from Gane again>retires again Tomala mind-broken. this is xer’s future
>>151551066Nigga got staphylococcus in his forehead.
>>151551066facial hemorrhoid
>>151551077Jones is only coming back to fight Pereira and then retire.
Ciryl bros how we feeling
Martial arts. Excellence. Gane.
Why is the tide of public opinion suddenly shifting towards Gane to win all of a sudduh
>>151551114>couldn't find a single heemchuckled
>all of a sudduh
bad news mixanators
tom is fishing to be the next ngannou (betraying the ufc)gane is a company man who just follows ordersin this case the orders are well understood... heem this traitor
Sometime that be how it do
>>151551030No class vs class right here
>>151551114Gane deliberately heeming people in the brainstem will never not be funny
>>151551129this fucking insane asylum is not indicative of the public opinion
>>151551129Uno farto
Hi Mexico
>>151551030Homosexual vs. Heterosexual
>>151551129Gane winning would just be really funny not that much to it
All things are possible through Gane who strengthens me mother fucker
GODne is such a compassionate man. heeming Tomala with hammerfists to the brainstem so that he can be just like his 'tard son.
I don't know,I've just got a feeling that Tom is going to lose haha. You guys went way too far with the greatest of all time stuff and way too quicky
>HW title fight>neither can actually heem
Aspinall has 6 KO victories in his UFC tenure
Ciryl Bon goymin Goyne
>>151550810volkov is 6'9 nobody else would touch gane with that
Ciryl will heem the brain stem
Tom Aspinall has been finished 3 times in his career. Gane? Not even once
>>151551237Brutal tko's....
>>151551202Hey, man, how’s it going?
Tomala’s bussy is compromised and loosened by Gaydes, Godne will pozz it up.
>>151551253I popularized that meme and as the TKO aficionado I predict Aspinall by brutal TKO
Troonspinall will die.
>>151551230Portajon isn’t fighting anymore b
Gane is just too chosen by fate in there
imagine TOPTURO in the hw division
New thread. On.
>>151551243Just how good is Tom Aspinall?
>>151551162its funny because the refs just kinda let it happennobody says anything even though he's clearly doing it intentionally i wouldn't be surprised if we see gane heem tom into a concussion after 10 hammer fists directly to the back of his skull while the crowd cheers
>>151551304Not very, considereing Tomala was scared to stand with Volkov
>>151551323This is MMA sweetie
Make it /gane/
20-1 to 19-4 in 4 months
>>151551412>>151551412>>151551412
>>151549365he was really good at bullet chess tho, had the reaction time to be unheemable by always seeing what's coming
