Tomala’s Clitty:
Guru.
Balkan fans unanimously love Aspinal
Sissyl Clitne is going to have uncontrollable, pulsating handsfree orgasms again when Chadspinall takes him down and smashes him.
Tomala Trannyspinall
>>151551433>balkan countries have the lowest iq in EuropeChecks out
aspinall is going to shootand gane is going to fold like a little bitchmany such cases. should've gone to dagestan.
gane is roided
Hi Mexico Hi Finland Hi Sweden Hi that one based American. The rest of you are swine.
>>151551437Typical homosexual fantasy posting from Tom "The Throat Goat" Aspinall supporters.
Ganevidal by sprinting oblique kick to shatter Troonspinall’s knee in the first seconds of the fight
>>151551212>Everything is possible with meSo its possible that he losses?
>>151551446Youre not slovenian, which is also a balkan countryThis sport is for low iq peopleGo watch apehoop if ya smartass
>Tomala >Sissy clitty posting >pig posting >everyone is doing it Pakispammy won
Kayla Harrison
>>151551476You can literally see his clitty throbbing in the video ya cuck, he’s a bottom bitch
>>151551483Dilatiraj trandza jedna glupaRizan si kao ovaj gej frend od Aspinala Antolj i smrdijo ti noge hahahahahahahaaha
>11% body fatFat fucking polish fraud
Everyone wants Gane to win
>>151551494I'm afraid these are simply Tomala's "Galactic Throat GOAT" bbc craving delusions speaking
>>151551566Factual post sadly
>>151551566Sadly Ndaddyou had to heem his balls in that clip to stop the pulsations of his clit.
>>151551503Never reply to me again you twinkThanks
>>151551612A mere slip>>151551583A brutal heem
>>151551494Using AI for you gay fantasies. He'd be wearing a jock strap dumbass. Tom keeps going on about how small his dick is, how big Gane's is, he got the throat goat tattoo, no need for AI that's reality. Tommy's a power bottom.
>>151551608I accept your concession you UGLY balkan subhuman
>>151551612Tom Aspinall won this fight by round 1 finish. Ciryl Gane went to controversial split decision with Volkov.
Patchy Mix
did it live up to the hype
>>151551637Tomala got heemed in about tortein seconds by Gaydes LOL
>>151551671Oliveira vs Fiziev certainly did
>>151551682Why did you posts a random teenage boy?
>>151551671RDR vs Hernandez certainly did
>>151551323
>>151551712>Why did you postsLMAOOOOOOO THE FUCKING STATE OF TOMALA SAARS
>>151551637Tom Aspinall just runs in swinging wildly. It's knock out or be knocked out. He has no technique, no fight IQ, no athleticism. With his physicality and a bit of luck it works for most of the heavyweight division and has got him to the championship (without having to earn it). It wouldn't have worked at against Jones and it's not going to work against Gane. You're in for a rude awakening.
K-1
AARON FUCKIN' PICO
>>151551724Held onto the jocks for dear life moments after this sadly
>>151551735Actual Truth Nuke
>Why did you posts a random teenage boy?
>>151551412Gane reading the thread? Using clothing apparel again to play mind games with Tom?
>>151551735If he has no athleticism why does he finish everyone in round 1?
It will be so funny to watch the /heem/ guru Tom-shill fanbase seethe endlessly on Saturday night when Tom loses.
Gane expertly dismantling Aspinall for 24 minutes and 59 seconds before Tom Aspinall's ACL violently explodes before the final buzzer resulting in a TKO and career ending injury
>>151551773He’s in such a rush to give their BBCs some galactic throat.
Seriously where are all the Gane slips? These are some juicy odds
>>151551766SUCK ON THIS YOU DEMENTED FREAK
>>151551789keep your disgusting paki fetishes away from me
>>151551811kek what was even the prompt for this
Why is Tom Aspinall so overrated
>>151551799Betting is haram
>>151551826Prompt? this actually happened
i'm sorry ganecels but wearing the zutt victim outfit is a permanent story loss for gane. it's over for you. it doesn't matter how many retarded children tom has or how small his penis is, getting ZUTTED is unrecoverable
>>151551832He's only fought cans.
>>151551850It's a tribute to Lawrence of Arabia
>>151551850KekWhy do I learn the funniest shit from 4chinsGayne gonna get alzutted
>>151551860another man who got raped in the desert i fear sadly
>>151551850Nobody and i mean nobody cares about your polreddit memes
>>151551854Sadly Gane is also a can
>>151551842Afraid so
*SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*
BELIEVE
Gane fights like Frank Mir stumbles after he gets rocked
Sheikh Ciryl Gane bros how we feeling?
>>151551880Gane fought the greatest mma fighter of all time.
>>151551917Tomala got his bussy ruptured by GODne already??
>>151551832Psychological projection. Some very mentally disturbed individuals see themselves in Aspinall as Aspinall himself is obviously a deeply unsettled individual. It's impossible for them to relate to a psychologically normal, well-adjusted, intelligent, high achieving individual like Gane who got to where he is through hard work and not luck like Tom.
>>151551931The same guy who turned down 30 million to fight Tom. Volumes.
Jon Jones got shook by Ryan Garcia
Why don't they give the belt to Gane already?
>>151551979Tom isn't worth fighting. Jones knew this because Gane is going to rape him. And if Gane can do it then he had no chance with Jones.
>>151551951You are a zutt victim
TOM ASPENALS BRING YOUR FAT ENGLAND ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
>>151552007Is this real?
Tomala ducked the dick measuring contest with BBCrylVolumes
>>151551995Cos he sucks
After Gane vs Tom whats my identity going to be based around now? I amlost never want the fight to hapen
Tomala AGPinall will always br a twp cuck
>>151551995You don’t usually get a belt for going 0-3 in title fights
>>151552064Tom got the belt without a title fight.
>>151552061Tomala’s galactic throat got filled???
>redditroons are picking Aspinall>twittertroons are picking Aspinall>mainstream media is picking Aspinall Normie sheep are lining up in droves to support Aspinall. You don't want to be associated with normies, do you? Pick Gane. Pick /heem/.
>>151552054JDM is heeming Pigslam next month
Who did Tom fight to get the belt?
>>151551929draped in the garb of his conquerors after a particularly smelly portapotty session i lament fearfully
Revolting demented freak
>>151552088Splurtis AIDs
>>151552110Tom is such a faggot lol
>>151552110Why would the UFC promoters post that with that caption?
Tom Aspinal is a better version of Cain who people called the best HWTom is by far the best mma fighter from the UK ever
>>151552137Paddy the Chaddy is better
>>151552137Cain threw wheel kicks. Tom throws lefts and rights. Dont compare the two please.
>>151552083>be a wrong contrarian loser for the sake of it No thanks!
Some where in the shadows Mick Parkin waits
Stop running Tomala
>>151552145I like paddy, people hate him for no reason, but he aint that good>>151552150Cain was great Tom is betterKicks in HW are not meta for a long time
>>151552145No he’s going to get embarrassed by Topuria. At least Tom dominates his tummy division
Gane won
Patrick "Patchy" Mix's win over PFL star Magomed "Magomed" Magomedov in 2024 has been overturned and classed as a disqualification, following a positive drug test.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdVIW_IeDfs>Paddy confirmed lying about Poopuria fight. >No fights have been offered to Ilia>They're "waiting" to decide Ilia's next opponent>Therefore "waiting" for Arman vs Dookie Dan.That fight is the only top LW fight happening soon that they could be waiting for. Arman will have won his title shot back if he wins, and if Dookie wins, he will have beaten Arman and the only guy who's beat Arman recently, Gamrot. Gaethje and Paddy likely fighting.
Patchy Mix The Bellator Tick, kek what a waste of time.
>>151551783Gane will use the five point exploding knee technique he learned from his time with monks high in the Wudang Mountains.
buncha raped bitches
>>151552153Of course a britcuck is still seething at the French. It's blinded you to the truth and Gabe's enormous abilities as a warrior. Napoleon was over 200 years ago. You need to get over it.
joe pyfer's got a hard cock, end of story
Anyone here actually been heem'd? share your story
>>151552201>drug testThe muslim mafia got him disqualifies for weed
>>151552296It was a robbery anyway They should do the same with Gane vs Volkov 2
>>151552295Got eyepoked heemed cos the dumb trainer wanted us to do touch spar without any gloves and I thought i was smart and went low tried to duck a jab/stab
>>151552295Picked an fight with the mailman a while ago and got selpt in one shotTold a guy at burger king to burger lick my taint and he koncked me out
>>151552295i am unheemable
>>151552336ctemaxxing is key
>>151552295My /heem/ing was immortalized on YouTube. No I won't specify what happened or which video
>>151552295I've never been heemed. Real ones never been heemed
Le Château de Tom.
>>151552356And being a fag propagandist is a story loss for you. ywnbaw
>>151552336real one detected, boyed (You) just now
i hate french "people"
>>151552409good thing nobody cares what you think, you little mick freak.
Me? I'm gonna HEEM my meng and then take a shower.
>>151552409It doesn't matter. We still love you.
We will prevail
>>151552295No, I am blessed with a Vettori-tier chin.
>>151552372>posting this as a dig at TomDon't throw stones in glass houses, Ganecel. Paris is just as fucked, if not worse than London.
>>151552434Heem it in the shower and stomp your mengload into the drain
>>151552468nah, I'm finna heem it in my pants and then do laundry later
>>151552430yer woife is in me dms fatty
>>151552492segura a real one
>>151552492lots of people think volkov wondanny segura knows gane won
>>151552377Wrong. He did not fantasize about being a fag. It was an allegorical dramatization of the guilt Lawrence felt over the Sykes-Picot agreement and the European betrayal of the Arabs who fought for Lawrence“He made himself the victim of the Turk in his imagination, to atone for having been the instrument of the Arabs’ betrayal.”(Paraphrased from Graves’s private correspondence and essays from the 1930s)
>>1515524921 scholar and 19 demented GDS freaks
>>151552482Yuor so money and you dont even know it b
I want Aspinall to win because he is White.
>Lawrence of Arabic - I'm gay>retarded bitch - this was an allegory
i want gane to win because hes white
I want Gane to win because he is Black.
>>151552548>that flag>that post
Tomala might be the ugliest freak in the ufc
>>151552550>t.Adelaide Byrd>>151552556>t.inbredslav(e)
No matter what I doAll I think about is youEven when I'm with my booGirl, you know I'm crazy over you
>>151552548>t. Jason Herzog
>>151552515So he imagined getting raped by Turks
>>151552562>mutilated subhuman meltdownHow sad.....
Hideous...Putrid fucking freak...Someone butcher this fucking piggy and burn it with fire!!!!
>>151552598Gane will save us from this "thing"
>>151552598Hopefully Gane rearranges that face
>>151552556every single fighter from russia looks inbred
HAIL GANEHAIL VICTORY
Is Murzanakov a muzzle or not? He keeps the stache
...
Chills.
Pills
Gills
>>151552648Put on a blanket.
Bills
zug zug, nigga.
Thrills
Tills
if tom aspinall can't find a way to win this fight, it will be almost impossible for him to win
d till
https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1981460987904487649Conor may actually be coming back for the White House. For once he looks sober and his face isn’t all red from alcohol and coke. Say he’s on a spiritual journey, he’ll probably look like shit anyway but I think he intends to fight
Mills
>>151552707heard from a little birdie he's brought in bryce mitchell and colby covington for this camp
Hills
>>151552665>>151552675>>151552689>>151552699>>151552713>>151552722shut the fuck up
chills
>>151552336>>151552354CTEmaxxing in multiple combat environments? Might have a contender on our hands here!
>>151552706Here we have Luke Rockhold, 43 year old male model known for getting comically heemed.
Drills
>>151552689
Shills
>>151552707Nothing behind those eyes. Definitely got snipped and probably got gangbanged by rabbis
Frills
Grills
You now remember Francis Ngannou.
Quills
Well I don't think I'm going to necessarily go for a submission of finish. I think I'm just going to kill Tom. Okay? I'm going to kill Tom. You know? Tom's going to be like, dead.
You now umm huh well now I don't know about that
Rills
just read about this lawrence guy. so he was a gay masochist? sounds like a tomala fan to me.
>>151552805he didn't say this
>>151552796You think you know me
No homo, but Gane has the perfect body. I wish I was half that jacked.
Kills
>>151552805He said that
why do you guys hate tom?i mean yeah his tattoos are awfulbut he seems like a nice lad
Bills, chills, pickles all dills, fills, gills, hills, Jack and Jill's, kills, paper mills, pills, quills, window sills, toilet tills, last living wills
Dills
>>151552837>why do you guys hate tom?>i mean yeah his tattoos are awful>but he seems like a nice lad
Wills
it's pronounced "goon"
mawg wilfs
>>151552372He doesn't even live in London you retard
Spills
>>151552837retard
>>151552814uhh yeah he did
Trills
>>151552837Heem is mostly non-white
>gane fight week>no new philosophical quotes postedc'est fini
Swills
>STOP HATING TOMALA, XHES HECKIN WHOLESOME REDDIT BIG CHUNGUS 100!!!
>>151552903Shut the fuck up b
Nills
I don't want to cheer for a Bong or a Frog.
Tomala Jeetspinall is indian although
Jack and Jill got chills when cousin Bill fell down a hill while picking dill to eat with his krill. Police are still investigating if this was an accident or was he killed, because his last will was still drying on the window sill and was not written with his quills. Chills.
Sills
No more "-ills" posting, we killed "-ills" posting.
>>151552805I heard him say this and got hard
Brills
>>151552929finally, a good take
Life is meaningless
Krills
Lills
>>151552233He had bad staph infection and was injured his first fight. Just terrible luck. Jakub Wiklacz's grappling is on another level, which people will soon see, and Patchy beat him. Both Merab and Umar confirmed the staph and personally say he is good. They are top level bantamweights who hate each other, which means they're unbiased and know more than us I'm afraid with fear...
shut the fuck up
me resting after heeming each and every last one of you:
REMINDERTomala Freakspinall literally paid someone to grind down his own teeth and got plastic caps put over now mutilated ones instead of just wearing braces.
Zills
Food for thought.
>>151553010braces don't solve all dental issues you know
>>151552963Your tbp leaked?
>>151553035Is that what they told you before you got muttilated?
Yills
>>151553035yeah brushing your teeth is the big one, and british people dont do it
gane fucked you, kidhe fucked you real goodnever seen a fuck like that
My doctor, Mr. Nosenstein Moneyberg, informed ME that circumcision is very safe and necessary.
tell me about the slovenian anonis it his slavic blood that makes him hate Aspinall?is it his slavic blood that makes him worship browns and muslims?
>>151553084Stop friend simulating you fucking faggot.-Sneed
Guys, the fights, stick to the fights. I dont want to hear anything about peins...in ANY capacitor ok
>>151553092I'm not friend simulating.Now shut the fuck up before I simulate heeming you stiff and then initiate that simulation IRL
Gane broke his poor brittle mind....
*enters the thread*I'm finna do et...
>>151553122
Stills
>>151553084its the sneedschizo on a proxy
Skills
>>151553100You really think I'm gonna sit there and let you simulate simulating me?
Squills
>>151553150You mean spammy right?
>>151553010Preparing to fully troon out after being humiliated by Gane I'm afraid...
>>151553192whoever the faggot thats obsessed with you, yea. very identifiable
>everyone when Tomala speakshttps://youtu.be/Xn4yAbA9cZw?si=L0ey6-9ojZMXME83
is this "spammy" in the room with us now?
>>151553084Sounds like you have clitty leakage...
Just a Jacked Taiwanese Boy, waddup?
Shrills
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
For us, its the fight of the century. For Gane, its a Saturday afternoon.
Surreal Goon
cereal gain
>>151553293That's not true
>>151553318its still real to me
>>151553293Several Gains
This guy is great Reminds me of fedor
>>151553293Bum Gamin
>>151553370Who is that?
a gamin of ganequest
>>151553397Murzakanov Uber
>>151553404Ok
cyril gane
Gonquest
Ciryl "Bon quest" Gane
>>151553443>Gane catches an Asspinall fan.png
Ciryl "Ok Garmin" Gane
Goonquest
>>151553212Be nice to him man, we have no idea what must have happened to spammy to make him turn out so fucked up. Do you really think, given another option, he would have chosen this for his life? And who knows, perhaps he is still capable of turning things around and doing something worthwhile with his life. We don't know his potential, so show some respect and try to help your brothers up when they stumble from the path rather than kicking them while they're down. Respectfully.
SPOILER ALERT: Gane bodied that freak
Tom by a Terry Funk style volley of punches to Gane's surgically fagged chin
volk evolves into gane
>>151553397World famous uber eats driver Azamat “the professional uber driver” Murzakanov
>>151553490The Fedor of extra sauce packets!!!
Asshat Murkandgoneoff
anyone betting on Gane?
Do you think Asspinall can take Gane down? Gane looks bigger and stronger.
Gane!Gane!!Gane!!!!!!!!!
>>151553574yes
>>151553574Take him down? The guy couldn't even take downthe o. O f c. You expect him to take down Gane? Give me a break. The guy couldn't even take down Marcin Tybura
Gane is just more marketable to be honest
>>151553574
I would walk out bouncing on a pogo stick
>>151553608The fight with Aspinall will look exactly like this
So the only way for Asspinall to win is keep the distance and deliver his fast punches and win wither by KO or points.Does Gane have a good chin?
Cyril Gane.
Anybody got a fight pass account I can borrow
Senile Penile Gane
>>151553649he slipped on the canvas once when fighting tai tuivasa, as a joke to entertain the crowd. other than that he has never once been affected by a strike.
I woke up for breakfast this morning but got sad because my Cyril Gane
>>151553622No, you wouldn't.
garbage thread, not a single word worth reading
>>151553759100 percent disagree
i haven't seen a good post from a brazilian in years
>>15155375910 percent agree
>>151552295I heemed myself the first week I started chin training
>>15155375950 percent agree, 30 percent disagree, 15 percent ambivalent, 5 percent indifferent.
Gane made me feel fear
>>151553608THE spoovac?
>>151552295a crafty vet of a neighborhood kid played possum to lure me over and then exploded into a perfect hook to my jawmy chin was so incredible, even back then, that he crumbled in fear of how little it fazed me
das rite Frenchie boy, your fighter got Zutted
Gane dressing up in his Party City robes to show solidarity with the attackers of 9/11 has turned me against him I say with chills
Dad Walks the fuck in
>>151553945Mrs. Topuria is not French nor is she a fighter
heem Tommy Aspinallheem Tommy Aspinall
if you support Gane you support terrorism
Sport Terrorism
Remember that right now Illia Topuria is the 1º pound for pound in the UFC.
>>151554155p4p at fighting once per year
>>151554169He wanted to fight against Mackachev and the fight couldn't be done, that's why he hasn't fight so much recently.
>>151554179he's been dodging arman for 6 months
You know remember Greg Hardy
just when the hell is Ilia supposed to fight again?
>>151554190talmbout hardys?
Senator Gane
Sanko is entering her Chaste Era.
>>151554264She should enter a gas chamber!
>>151552519>44% leg taps
frank trigg in a tutu
>>151554278she's carrying my child idiot
Adolf Hitler's pick is in. He said Gane by finish
women deserve Islam.
islam deserves men #BroGoalsAF
Arman has been dodging UFC for 20 months and still counting.
>>151554506notice how arman signed a contract as soon as gamrot had a fight announced? he was ducking the rematch
We cannot follow them, guys.
we canwe will
>>151554568They not like us
gane's real name?gane emanuel
Almost tripped on my fucking face following them all day
>>151554169Ilia fights more often than Tommy Aspinall.
Hold on Sweden is being kind of based again
>>151554278HAHAHAHAHA VERY TRUE
>>151554789Tom has a retarded son to take care of, Ilia has to mop out BBC loads from his "Miami" wifeAdvantage: Tom
The Ganecel meltdown on Saturday might be the most glorious we've seen in heem
I think you would be surprised
>>151554857I think you would be suprised
>>151554857retard
>>151554789ilia is the world championtom is the champion of the worldthink about it b
>>151554857so many homosexual trannies will kill themselves and France will riot about not having enough black cock again
might place 20 on gane
>>151554506Arman has had 25 fight in 10 years as a professional. Galaxy throat has had 18 in 11 years as a professional. One of the least active fighters in the UFC.
Is Tom Aspinall the worst heavyweight champion the POOfc ever had? Literally no one cares about him.
>>15155499520k*
>>151554996HARD WORK PAYS OFF, DREAMS COME TRUE. GOOD GUYS DON'T LAST, BUT FAT GUYS DO!
>>151555005He's the worst champion in the history of the UFC since Steve Jennum. He may even be worse because Jennum actually had a championship fight. Tommy didn't.
tom aspinall... the disputed ufc heavyweight champion
>>151555013to die a painful heem death in under 30 seconds
Tomala sisters are already melting down
>>151555005Jon jones sat out for over a year to fight a 43 year old corpse
>>151555119Yeah but Jon Jones is the GOAT so he can do what he wants. Tom Aspinall is a nobody.
>>151554189Is arman going to blow his bussy out before the fight again?
>>151555203Gayest of all time, yeah
>>151555037Kek
you now remember when Nate Diaz punked out the entire cast of Russia's The Ultimate Conscript
>>151555217Yeah that galaxy throat tattoo is pretty gay and talking how big Gane's cock is.... oh wait that was little Tommy.
>>151555119Heavyweight championship fight wins:Jon Jones 2Galaxy Throat 0
>>151555005The guy fights well, is fast, has good defense, moves a lot... The problem is that the heavyweight division has been a mess in recent years since Ngannou left the UFC.Ngannou vs Jones was the fight to make but then Ngannou left and Jones fought Gane instead that nobody cared and was an easy fight... then he wanted Miocic that nobody was interested in that because people knew Miocic had no level to compete....Then Jones was stripped... It has been a mess all these years so Aspinall is yet to win a big fight to be seen as the real heavyweight and still people will say that Jones is still there so who knows if he is better. Now Pereira is going up to heavyweight too.... If Aspinall wins tomorrow he is clearly the best right now. Then Jones vs Pereira should be done and the winner fights against Aspinall. But I think Jones doesn't care about Aspinall, he wants big popular names in his last fights like Pereira.
Jon Jones got a raging boner after play fighting a disabled Russian midget.
Tom Aspinall didn't fight for the belt.
make AI video happy evil Jon Jones inflate expand Hasbulla pump explode cry red blood feces
>>151555326Because Jones didn't want to fight him.
Tom's son is growing up so fast....
>>151555323Basically Jones ducked Ngubu for years, moved up when he fell out with Dana, fought a grandpa and now may come back to fight a 38 year old former middleweight striker. Meanwhile Tom cleans out the heavyweight division.
>>151555377Then do what they always did and have the next two in line fight for it. They literally just mailed the belt to him kek. What a fraud
>patchy mix failed drug test and still lostthe UFC is just doing this on purpose to humiliate smellator
people forget that tom was the one who ducked jones
>>151555467
>>151555536ratlips rapes izzy in 30 seconds
>>151555445It's vince mcmahon shit to take another promotion's headliner and have him job. The funny thing is Dana isn't even trying to do it, they all just suck.
>>151555410Wasn't he interim champion already? Yeah I agree on that, if the champion refuses to fight and is stripped of the belt the 2 best of the division should fight for the belt. That is the most logic thin to do.
>>151555571interim is a meme
>>151555571The best in the division are Tom and the winner of Almeida vs Volkov. Volkov just beat Gane. Weird matchmaking
>>151555590Yeah I also think that. Having a champion and an interim champion, both with the same belt I think, is dumb. There should be a rule that if the champions refuses to fight for x period of time or X proposed opponents and there is no injury, he is stripped of the belt and the 2 best of the division fight for the belt.
>>151555650Shut your bitch ass up
>>151555675shut the fuck up he's speaking facts
interim belts should be made of tin foil
>>151555684Really ? Im a read his post and see
If garth gets rewarded with another unearned title shot I'm going to be mad
>>151555901based eddie poster
Conor McGregor says that he has now been saved by God “I live my life by God’s word.”“I’ve engaged on a spiritual journey. I am saved. I am healed.”
>>151555901You think paddy should get it instead ?
>>151555965>god healed me of the shame and guilt I experience from raping women and cheating on me woife
>>151556063Yeah fuck it, paddy hooker or dariush. Sick of Garth's dumb face and rank squatting.
what a disgusting tranny fraud freak tomala is.
THE Patchy Mix
THE Pico Shuffle
Been waiting for Kody Steele fight news for half a year.
Round-bell-ass De España
I keep thinking of all the mw champions that have been but I don't really remember many of them after Anderson Silva
>>151555965It was bound to happen.
Mike Thai-Beck Oralguy
Kennedy Niggachoowoo
>>151556325Izzy. you might dismiss most of his defenses as boring but he gave us the kino that is Pereira 1 & 2.
Nas "Rat" Hack Para Ass T.
Nobody wanted to admit I was right when I said they aren't even using real names anymore, literally just made up gobbly-goop that's supposed to sound funny and get your attention. Probably chosen by some marketing AI bullshit.
Do we know how is Conor's contract with the UFC?, is it for 2 more fights or how is it?I think that one time I heard Conor saying he had 2 more fights at the UFC.
Gane is gonna take his time. Torture Tom to the midsection. Torture him with kicks, torment Tom for a few agonising rounds. Torture him with kicks to his fat gut, torture and terrorise him. He's gonna take it nice and slow. Break him down, punish him. Punish his fat body with kicks. He's gonna take his time. Gane will torture Tom. The torment of Tom.
>>151556325Yeah the games lost it's magic for me. Nobody is dominant for long periods of time anymore or fights frequently enough.
>>151556398Pereira gave us those kinos.
Tom keels over, exhausted after a barrage of teeps to his fat gut. Boom. Hammerfist to the spinal cord. Another one, and another. Tom is writhing and twisting and turning his head, folded over himself, disoriented and fat. He's a cornered animal, his cerebellum has been disabled with a series of masterful strikes to the occipital bone. His motor control is failing him. He's fat. He's an injured gazelle. Gane pounces, the torment has only begun.
>>151556881A last ditch spinning elbow is thrown--and connects. Gane's bowels immediately spill to the canvas as his knees buckle. He falls into his shit and piss
>>151556881Excellent post
>>151556657Izzy manifested those kinos.
>>151556325>>151556641I've become a casual. I watched combat sports my entire life, but it's just so soulless now. Wasted so many Saturday evenings watching dogshit cards, what the hell was wrong with me? I'll never get that time back, thanks Dana.
how come yesterday was bussing but today posting is zero?
>>151551412I really hope Gane wins just so that MMA Guru will kill himself.
this ain't arlovski little guy. you make one tiny mistake against gane and it's lights out.
think they make tom vs ngannou if he beats gane?
>>151557201ngannou is done with fighting.
>>151557105I used to watch it every weekend smellator, ufc, rizin etc.. wouldn't miss a card.Watched all of wec, strikeforce, pride etc...Now the talent has become so diluted and everyone is just a well rounded jack of all trades master of none, so many guys fighting once a year it's just boring b
>>151557201Ngannou is going to jail for manslaughter.
>>151557240changing the ruleset in the UFC might spice things up again. knees to the grounded opponent would be a great change
>>151557154Deaths from air duster inhalation and alcohol poisoning are going to spike amongst Britain's unemployed when Aspinall loses.
>>151557359Factual post
Heem will be cleaner on sunday morning as dozens of "ganecels" commit ritual suicide watching their goon material cyrill gane die in the octagon.
>>151557349This is true and it was really emphasised for me when I saw Pereira finish Ankalaev with 12 to 6 elbows. It felt so liberating knowing that it would have been illegal only a year ago. I now truly know I need to see someone get stomped out in the UFC
In boxing some boxers have died in a fight. I'm surprised how that hasn't happened in MMA with all the hammerfists, elbows and knees to the head.
>Chris Barnett +350 against HamdyFREE MONEY>Chris Barnett +350 against HamdyFREE MONEY
>>151557491MMA cans just don't have that level of power.
>>151557498Bro built his entire career on a single highlight.
>>151557458I would simply change my mask as I've done countless times.
>>151557484exactly. letting the fighters have more tools to their disposable would lead to more finishes
>>151557458Gane won't lose, but if he does it was all part of his plan. I don't expect outsiders to understand this wisdom, but the truth will be revealed soon enough.
>>151557589i didnt say lose, i said die gancel.
Just grown men hanging out with large cylinders in their mouths
>>151557527But an elbow, knee or even a kick to the head are harder than punches.I know the big gloves in boxing increase the power of the hit, or at least that is what I have heard, but still a fucking knee or kick to the head seems harder.
>>151557527no boxers are just bigger pussies, they die when they get hit LMAO
>>151557491boxers take more shots to the head. in mma, when someone is hurt, then can stall out with the clinch or a well timed takedown. in boxing, you can only really shell up and just take the punishment
>>151557658I will never understand the appeal of cigars, or the idea that they are a status or success symbol.
>>151557699It’s not a single hit that does the most damage it’s accumulative. If someone lands a big shot in MMA it usually leads to the end of the fight. In boxing, you can get a standing 8 count or a 10 count and get back to fighting. Boxing is 3x12 minute rounds at the pro level, that’s 36 minutes of getting punches in the head. A 25 minute MMA fight will almost never have the amount of blows to the head at the same pace in boxing,
>>151554155dana needs to do something about himhaving a child sized man as your number 1 baddest fighter is not a good look
>>151557916Why is he grabbing his cock while jumping?
>>151557916>>151557975Or maybe is something in his pocket I don't know...
>>151557916Delete this shit right now
>betting against Handy AbdulWahaBeCouldn't abdulwaha be me.
>>151557916Ilia lost the story in this moment
>>151557349>>151557573They need to go full pride and allow soccer kicks.
>>151557916The crazy thing is he was born rich like Arman and had access to the best nutrients and training. Georgian/Caucus niggas are just short.
do you guys have any sites that reliably uploads ppv's no more than 6 hours later? I want to watch at night. torrent's okay too
>>151558310ask dana
>>151558310yeah, its called fightpass.com buddy
>>151558338>That's it. You're done. Pack your vipbox, you're going home.
bros conor is giving up all his vices so that his heemspirit may be purified and redeemedhttps://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1oefmve/conor_sober_again/
my God Ireland is going to be saved, thank you Conor!!!>liveleak video of Conor unleashing furious combo on 6 year old pajeetBOPBOPBOPBOP
>do you mind anon? I'm pooping on your bed.
>>151551671yesall heems + Merab machineseveral hype trains deestroid (Reyes rebirth, Big Ank aura, Sandman genius, Gamrot real contender, RDR)
>>151557916this nigga wants to act cool outside the octagon and he's pretty cool in the cage but he's such a goofy goober.
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM,THEY WILL DEVOUR US!
>>151552295I've been dropped 2x in life (both sucker punches) but never heemed
>>151552492BASED Segura
>>151553474What a sufipilled post
It will be 900 to 148 after Saturday nightONE AND DONE
>>151558512*heems her dead*stupid GOOK WHORE
Chris Barnett is just a very overweight guy that literally blew out his knee walking
>>151558293But height is inherited, you can't grow up taking nutrients.
>>151551412Farted myself awake
>>151558737No, he blow it doing a back flip in his last fight and then started the fight with the knee fucked up and couldn't move much and lost. He is always entertaining to see. And fast for how fat he is.
>>151558512Wow who's the kimono
>>151558693hahaha aspinall has more KOs with 1/6th the strikesHAHAHAHA
>>151558512filthy zipperhead off my screen!1
>>151558780TKO Tommy has zero KOs despite being a heavyweight
>>151558854>Uhh R-r-reality isn't real!HAHAHHAAH finnish faggot in shambles i fear all too true
Sneed? Sneed will heem.
Sick of these beaners
>>151558898Name a single flat line KO of his gurutroon
>>151558918nobody uses that word anymore. you must be like 50
>>151558603Can't stand Ariel Helwani, Ari Emmanuel or Natan Levy
how does jones vs mike tyson inna boxing match in an octagon at the white house go
If what I'm hearing is true...Poor Gane.
>>151559046Afraid so... Galactic Throat sucked him completely dry again....
I want /heem/ to know that I can comfortably fit both of these in my mouth
he's got olivi's feet in his mouthhe's got olivi's feet in his mouthhe's got olivi's feet in his mouthhe's got olivi's feet in his mouth
>>151559079Leave the dog alone Madame Sneed
Imagine heeming olivi all sexually like
>>151559079Why do some people get all the luck while others live in misery?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfAb7Dq6KSk
gonna go turn off all the lights in my bathroom and say Bloody Gane in the mirror 3 times
>>151559169It's unjust bappa
said bloody Tom three times in the mirror now I'm retarded
tom has become a bit of a prima donnagane? hes just a regular madonnalevels exist in this game
>>151559169Some women aren't looking for anything logical, like height or good looks. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some women just want to watch the world burn
>me bloody boy...
Big Dan has been under a lot of heat with these sports rigging/betting investigations.
>>151559169Suffering and pleasure are the exact same thing you 17yo poof
Tom Trashpinhole will lose to the GOAT Ciryl Gane, I've seen it in my dreams time and time again. TKO that will shock the world.
>*Gane brutally heems Tardspinall*Does this means Mr. Gane is my daddy now......?
>>151559339>>151559339>>151559339
Gane scholars make a real one
Why is spammjeet on his slovenian VPN melting down about aspinal?
>>151559388Spammy would never make this gem >>151559335
