Mentally ill Tomala troon thread
Ciryl Gane let's go
>>151559422You actually just did. I made this thread and I'm jewish.
Aspinall is a full support israel saar retard
>>151559407This is Tomala in a few years
Ciryl Gane has 6x the significant strikes and 1/6th the KO's of a retarded brit. KEK
Thomas Binhole will get his bussy annihilated very soon I can tell you that.
>>151559453It's actually Tomala now. He claims he did it to make weight but we know why
>>151559473Aspinall has zero knockouts kek
>>151559490Divide that by 6 and you have Ciryl's.
>>151559498Divide my balls across your forehead
>>151559514you have none you mongolian freak
Gane by TKO in the 4th
>>151559525See >>151559430Handout chaim talmbout balls dio mio
>>151559514you'd be heemed before u knew what heemed you
>>151559541That's the idea of me paying you for a handy b
>>151559554gay i fear
not a fan of this mongolian freak
>>151559578I didn't ask your motivations bud
>>151555536>Drags him off the fence with a single, turns the corner, switches angle to a double and keeps turning into the takedown.Kek perreddit had a better takedown iq than Marv "The head in throat goat" Vettori has ever had in his entier PooFC career. Sad!
>>151559339He has no drip unlike Ciryl
>>151559620MADE to get ZUTTED
Do we have the technology to recreate Derns ass smell in-house?
I just spent 20 minutes googling "tomala mma" to no avail just to realize it's another dumb /heem/ meme. wtf is wrong with you people? do I have to browse literally every heem thread to keep up with these dumb memes
>tomala toddler touristGo back
>>151559701raped and gaped just like Tomala will be I dread!
>>151559737Tommy Pickles if he never drew a dime
>>151559757>>151559737THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SINCEEXPLAIN
>>151559701Aspinshit called stipe biden and jones trump you plebbitor newfag
>>151559407thats a penis. gane is gay. like the entirety of the french
>>151559776Tomala fills dung diapers from the fear he feels emanating from Gane. His Galactic Throat knows not even it can stop the fourth dimension energy and spirit of France firing from his BBC. Todd Lerspinall, father of a retard, and future retard himself
>/heem/ upon my entrance into the thread
I heard you light to suck soSUCK ON THIS YOU MENTALLY ILL FREAK
>me name's tom aspinall and me throat's galactic
Saturday can't come soon enough
Gane vs Aspinall leak.
>>151559981Gane didn't have to put that shit in his mouth he did it for the love of the gamelevels
>>151560034>both chimaev and gane have forsaken the european countries they immigrated to in return for saudi goldwhat the fuck is wrong with them
>>151560175Gane and Chimaev LOVE the Zutt's too much I'm afraid...
>>151560195boring
The belt is ours
>>151560233
Aspie null is such a bum ass nigga
Tom has no chance
WEIGH IN SHOW IS ONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSTUq9ODmw4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSTUq9ODmw4
Im glad we have luke thomas on our side Never gets old seeing him debunk the libtards
tom has a 100% finish rate
>>151560360IndeedNo cock has left his throat unsatisfied
children's birthday party bobbing for apples waterboarding spree luke thomas
>>151560360and 0 heems, the pillowfisted little rat
mmajoey is trending on r/mmapoliticsandculture
I boy tom aspinall even though I'm gay
gane has a 100% getting finished rate by jones aspinal has a 0% getting finished rate by jonesi think it's pretty clear
#GaysForAspinall
>>151560034>reveals Tomxir's ape-like skulldisgusting Swansea subhuman!!!
>>151560402I didn't realize they were fighting Jon Jones this weekendIdiot
Why do they call her janjiDOBA
>>151560402
>>151560415very lucky for cereal gayne because he already got humiliated by him. aspinall made him retire without so much as a punch
>>151560418it's funny
>>151560466i can't believe tom assaulted that poor man
Imagine having 0 KOs and allegedly 100% finishes what the O'Malley Billie Eilish Lix Fridman organic hell is going on >>151560335Who's the skirt
>>151560434Go back to plebbit pisscord or whatever 9gag shithole you crawled out from
If you can tell your coworkers freely that you watch mma you should probably consider a career change
>>151560466Even using aislop tomcels are unimaginative lames with strong homosexual undertones
Not even an Aspinal hater, but he does look bloated by death and decay.
>>151560522Uh that's actual footage from earlier today
IT'S UP>https://youtu.be/OhoWD6TatZsA whole new episode of retardsson and fat guy
Poor poor AGPinall....nobody likes him
>>151560557>that little nod at the end kek
These press conferences are getting out of hand
you're gay though
>>151560488There’s levels to posting.
>>151560522Try writing that again in English dumb ESL faggot.
>>151560585Holy freakin reddit
Tomala fantroons are so laughably bad at prompting
>>151560598that was perfectly comprehensible
ayo make that doo hit him with some beans LOL
>>151560595It became binary again to me at some stage
>Ganeprompts: funny, imaginative, thought-provoking>Tomprompts: durrr what if Tom wear funny hat
Tom Reddit will gas out in the first roundGane will heem
You can’t just be throwing mexicans around like that
>>151560638Vis an vis
>>151560614>>151560609Nice VPN samefagging jeet.
>>151560585OOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>151560656Finland is our greatest ally
make AI video Tom press conference son monkey ugly goblin scream defecate poop
>It's a stupid ass 2pm card Fuck me.
Going to go to slep but Id like everyone tk remain respectful to each other in my absense as we are all brothers in weem
>>151560680They weren't our ally during WW2They didn't join NATO until it became too late. They are the self-serving bastard descendants of Mongol raiders.
workplace christmas party hijacked intruder throwing knives building evacuated luke thomas
Halloween IED jackolantern statewide threat luke thomas
>>151560715>>151560730Good heavens
Aiemann Zahabi Jelqolantern
grocery store ice cream supply contaminated ants released into stockroom luke thomas
Gane by BBC choke
>>151560714I don't care about any of that fucking nerd shit
>>151560714Harbor freight
doorknob dusting fentanyl absorption asylum center luke thomas
>>151560781Good posting has become binary to me
1999 front row movie theater spoiling movie sixth sense bruce willis he's a ghost luke thomas
Snape killed dumbledore
elementary school break in lunch food inventory meth detected next day luke thomas
Things are getting disrespectful at these staredowns
Gaza AID replacement candy corn only Luke Thomas
the only people supporting gane are faggots and niggers, so I guess its not surprising there are so many of them here
>>151560860what about him?
beer bottles thrown 10th level hotel balcony glass on street multiple car tyres punctured luke thomas
>>151560755Not gonna read your dumb esl blogpost faggot. >>151560763Try waiting longer samefaggot.
Imma kick YOUR fuckin ass
>>151560633Happiness is in balance.
>>151560781Deviously? Disrespect.
>>151560926
Man in beige suit hands the man in white a watermelon and a large plane ticket that says "AFRICA"
>>151559339Is tom using a drawstring or tan shoelace with his suit’s pants?……
I know, I know YES mma is rightwing, UGH! :( MMA is just rightwing so badly that you're a victim now too
>*wanders silently into the vast loneliness of the thread*
>>151560954You know whats the real post, whats the real money post is me. Not these clowns that you already (You)d at the dumb gamethread. Not no one wanna see that, you know you beat them all ready. That's an easy post, you want that real shit right here
Ciryl. Fucking. Gane.
>>151560899Luke has no balls. I would have told DJ UFC is kiked up and a ZOG propaganda machine, which it is.
>>151559339turkey teethturkey teethturkey teeth
>>151559339What an ugly freak
Nah fuck that!
>>151561116Oy Vey Jewish Gane
>>151561040He refused to follow them.
10:17
>be UFC athlete>show up to the weigh ins with 5 mins left after the easiest weight cut of my life just to waste everyones timeDevlish.
People forget that many were picking Tai Tuivasa to beat Gane before they fought. Tai was seen as very similar to Aspinall. He was knocking guys out in the first round. He had five knockouts in a row going into the Gane fight. Like Aspinall and unlike Gane he had little in the way of style, technicality, or finesse just a brawler. It works until it doesn't. Which is what has happened with Tai and we'll see this weekend with Tom. The only difference for Tai was that he wasn't lucky enough to be sent the championship belt in the mail without a fight as happened to Aspinall.
I don't think Andy Aspinall is serious about Tom going to boxing after his next two fights. Think he's just playing the eternal Anglo role perfectly of getting Tom a nice contract next time round.
Nah fuck that!!
She was too real
Imagine cheering for some twinkle toes "French" faggot pitter patter kickboxer instead of the guy with the shortest average fight time in the whole organization in any weight class.
>>151561316I pay to watch fights, Tom is effectively robbing me
Alright Tom may have crossed the line here just a bit
Tom’s dad said he’s going to boxing after out his contract lmao
>>151561339Maybe ask the Slov how he keeps their resemblance intact. This just looks like tom is bullying some random sheikh. I think you want the starting image to be higher quality and in a neutral facial expression.
>>151561365He said his dad wants him to box after but he wants to keep doing mma for years to come le lmao
Gane is instructed to eliminate Tom in order to avoid the title leaving the organisation again. it's in Emirates as well so they will let any fouls go. Tom is fucked.
>>151561365He's a heartlet with no dedication to the sport. He has No desire to prove his delusional claims of being a great fighter.He has no technical skills in boxing. If he moves to boxing Galaxy Throat will soon learn, like Ngannou before him, that getting knockouts in the UFC heavyweight division does not equal success in boxing.
>>151561365He's going to make more money in one boxing fight than from 7 ufc title defenses, of course he's leaving after the contract is over
>>151561365HE'S GONNA CARRY SPIT BUCKETS LIKE A BUM
>>151561417Everyone knows MMA striking is bush league
>>151561417Shut up faggot
Gayne got wrestlefucked by ngubu, subbed in r1 by Jones and lost vs volkov.Gayne is not an elite fighter, he's a wrestlelet pitter patter who relies on gassing out heavyweights, it's not a valid method of victory against too heavyweights
>>151561417TKO thomas has no knockouts in the shabbosfc
I have an alien growth inside my penis I fear, just like an episode of the x-files! I know how to deal with this>open knife
>>151561447Thomas The Tard Engine also has zero shoes that have not been shat in, should have punted me son off the cliffs of dover ages ago
>>151561446turn on your monitor please
>>151561417His show purse for a boxing fight will be higher than his entire ufc career payout, he doesnt even need to be successful in boxing, brainlet
>>151561445and yet he's still a top hwreally makes you think
>>151561467makes me think tim sylvia heems both
>>151561365Tom would unironically get raped by some boxing journeyman. His dad is a moron and is very overbearing.
>>151561454People think money just magically grows on trees in boxing. It doesn't they still have to make money.Tommy has no fanbase, he's not marketable. Look at the card they built around his fight. He's not going to get money like Ngannou did. Maybe he can be in Mike Perry's dirty boxing league like Rozenstruik.
>>151561478truth nuclear bomb
>>151561365They're just gaming Dana and Hunter. D.Cs been in his ear this week telling him how much cash he could make lapping the division
People actually trolled themselves into thinking Gane has a chance
People actually trolled themselves into thinking Tom has a chance
>>151561500Many such cases
>>151561452I suspect his p*lish hag is the reason it still breathes dribbles and shits, their son too
Ciryl is going to run through Tom like Francis Ngannou on a moped
Andy Aspinall looks like Piglet from Winnie the Pooh. Imagine Andy and Bryan Battle demolishing a pot of honey
>>151561500>>151561511Tom aspinall is the most overrated and shit heavyweight since whichever tafa got fired
>>151561040Faustian Spirit
>>151561478>People think money just magically grows on trees in boxingIt's not "people" that are speculating, Tom himself has stated on multiple occasions that he's going to go to boxing, Delijas coach has stated that Tom's going to boxing.It's not magic nor is it complicated, boxing allows multiple sources to crowdfund and sponsor fights, whereas the UFC starves the fighters of payouts
Damn, Tom is going to run through Gane! He has such great wins like....umm.....uhhh...
Mad how the entire world knows Andy Aspinall was cucked by Big John Fury
The heem trip to Japan is in 6 days so those of you who are coming need to make sure you've got everything sorted.
Tomcels actually believe he's going to box for saudi money the absolute state of mmafatso brainrot
>>151561538Afraid (I fear) I'll have to skip I'm caught up in court the next couple of weeks for beating the shit out of someone I saw ILLEGALLY streaming dana white's ufc
>>151561548You did the right thing, anon. We're going again in February so just a heads up for that.
>>151561524That makes Jon Jones look really bad being scared of him then.
>>151561564Tom ducked Jon actually
>>151561522I don't want to imagine Bryan Battle.
>>151561543Tom gets like 50k from having the Venum logo on his shorts in the UFC, anything outside the UFC is Saudi money, you just don't get it.Tsarukyan even called out Topuria for larping as a rich person after winning the belt, everyone knows you don't become rich from being a UFC champion.
>>151561564No one is scared of tom aspinall stop being the markiest mark of the funky bunch or at least use a eesti sim if you must
>>151561576Jon literally retired to avoid fighting Tom
>>151561548I'm scared.
Zero chance Tom Aspinal can do better than Jon Jones already did, by the way.
>Uhhhm actually Gane got better since the first fight so uh hurr and um he was injuuured duuurNobody cares.
>Topuria becomes a UFC double champ>still has to LARP as a rich person>begs for a boxing fight>/heem/ brainlets: uhhhhh boxing doesn't pay anything, Tom is going to stay in the UFCHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>151561590Factually retarded jones was forced to retire to avoid trouble for the ufc after he was once again accused of heeming pussy (female) and doing drugs (high quality) much to the chagrin of fat streamers with no friends
>>151561594Well I doubt they're paying Gane to take a dive this time.
>>151561614Jon Jones (homosexual rapist) retired because he was scared of another man.
>>151561610>capital at risk>kvassblob the ponziSounds legit
Who else is going to spam /heem/ BTFO when Tom wins?
>>151561617Keep your bbc fantasies out of heem and only a homophobe is scared of meng jones literally murders them
>>151561615Took a dive, he was robbed, he have family problem, he have injury and he was tired? Nobody cares.
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>>151561625I'll be there
>>151561626Gay rapist! Jon Jones is a gay rapist!
>>151561645
One thing you’ll notice about Ganeniggers is they can’t stop talking about Tom. Tomchads don’t care less about Ciryl Can.
Tomcels can't stop talmbout Jon Bones Jones (2 division GOAT) thougheverbeit
>>151561670Very, very factual post I fear.
Bret fans never immediately insert Shawn into the conversation which is just a testament to his body of work, aspinall "fans" (redditors who sign petitions and spam comment sections) are like no fans I have ever seen outside k-pop or disney stars>>151561690Powerful
>>151561690Very accurate description of Jon Jones.
I don't like the 2 finn era
Hasbulla has tamed Jon's wild heart
>>151561690yes, gane is fighting this weekend
Perfect Practice.
>>151561705You could have fished or foraged
Inside you is Jon Jones, you are Hasbulla.
>>151559395do girls in america dress this way?
>>151559395The cross is distracting
>>151561611No is one claiming boxing doesn't pay. You still have to be popular and marketable to make big money in boxing. Tommy is none of those things he's a mentally I'll freak who looks like a giant toddler. That is aside from the fact that he couldn't compete against any high level boxer not even any mid level boxer.
>>151561718couldn't tell you a single significant thing that a fin has done in the entirity of history
>>151561753Sauna
>>151561647This >>151561690
Tomala will be cleaning out the pissers at the local pub after this I frighteningly admit
>>151561759the uk and the americas had sweat houses before anyone knew finland existed
>>151561626>God fearing family man beats creepy pdf guy.
>>151561776WE invented nokia
tick tock aspinall
Rimming prostitutes because I am Michael Chandler
It's a shame we never got to see canor get filmed ploughing brie chandler like thick mud and mikey being cool with it on twitter
Why is tom such an anti draw ?
The heel hook submission will be there for Ciryl Gane.
why is Gane so smug all the time
https://x.com/ufcontnt/status/1981602888645533720looks like a swangandbanger
>>151561850Embarrassing
If only you knew..
>>151561846He has no charisma plays a fake nice guy like early cejudo decided to bank on neckbeard hardcores as a fanbase has a horrendous appearance that makes cain look fit hangs out with piers morgan in his spare time and even having a retard for a son hasn't made him any more interesting
>tom tries to sub gane immediately... FAILS>tom switches to striking half way into round 1... FAILS>on the stool tom sits there with no clue what to do now>reverts to factory settings and tries to get a quick heem>but his legs have been chewed up already in a way he's never experienced>his movement is a mere 25% of what it should be>he panic wrestles>gane is calm and collected and throws him off with no issue>tom gets dragged into the deep waters and mentally quits>gane gets a round 4 tko via brain stem hammerfists
>>151560304AssPOOnall poofters... We made a boom boom, I'm afraid... We're so pathetic...
Gane mogged Tom. I fear the BBC might be too much for our guy
>>151561846Have you looked at him? He's a demented little freak
>>151561946I don't understand what you guys are obsessing over, everyone has these shitty tattoos.Must be a slow news week
How come Dern is fighting a boy this weekend?
i usually pay 10 but I paid 25 for a cart i feel so bad
>>151561961You can get a BJ for £25
Clozapedo gooning with his BBC boyfriend again
Somalidaddy said yes! Boiminge is in fact getting heemed tonight.
>>151561753Mika Häkkinen is cool.
>>151561953It's not normal getting a tattoo advertising your deep throating talents not even prostitutes would do that.
>>151562024Factual post
>>151562009The maggots need their Mogadishu milkies.
>>151562009
I'm the only good bong poster on heem.
>>151561981You have nothing. Now get out of my sight
Her Instagram is bare anyway
>>151561967Tom does it for free, ask any gay lad from Manchester
Tom Aspinall. The Throat of the World
DEMENTED FREAK
Ciryl Gape
civil rape
Gooby is now sober and saved by god. But is it too late? He's already shown Azelia Banks his cock
>>151562202Your dad’s called Tom?
>>151562264Tom of Finland, yes
>>151562238the “I’m sober now” parade is meaningless because his businesses and his career are tied to the violent, depraved, drunk personality.
>>151562269He went through the exact same phase prior to the 2nd Dustin fight
>>151562159No way. Did you make this?
Weird there aren't any UFC argie champs considering there are plenty Brazilians
He's gone! :(
Kinda crazy that Gane dies tomorrow.
>>151562314Do not worry my white friend, being a big booty Argentinian woman is the best base for WMMA
>>151562413Who?
>>151561876This is what I wish will happen but know won't because we french are cowards and are only n°1 at being lazy and stupid
Kek people think Gane has even a puncher's chance when he doesn't have any power
>>151562419What do you mean who? Is this good Finland (or at least used to be)?
>>151562427Huh?
>>151562431Kys
>>151562435Kiss your sister?
Who the fuck is prolific
Why does tom have such a narrow skinny fat look
Is this where MMA peaked?
Can I use clever AI models to tell me who to bet on? And can I sue if they get it wrong?
>>151562468No this is
Fuck this shit, I don't know why I even come to this place. sayonara
Goodbye retard.
MMA peaked at Dern's UFC 321 open workout
>>151562503But enough about your mothers dying final words to you.
gane... now that was a fucking champion
>>151562525That's fucked up man.
Me and my partner just before the early prelims start.
the gane era...
>>151562503>>151562525
>I want JDM next, nigga!
The world after Tomala gets fraudchecked this weekend
Let me pose a serious question to you...and we're all against abuse of- nobody should be hitting nobody let's put it that way. Don't hit me or or- you know I might hit you back you don't- just.. let's not put our hands on each other let's...have a talk...okay? While we talking I tell you to shut up. Do you think it's wise for you to keep talking?
ONEchads we are live
>>151562593cuck ass niqqa
teppen gym supremacy
The Kamarudeen consensus
>>151562657rødgrød med flød and how it's pronounced "reughgreughmefleugh"
Hopefully Aspinall can hop on a cooking with volk
Disgusting deformed balding turkey teeth AGPiglet Tomala Rapedspinall
>spend time learning the japanese style>fight a guy that's very in and out and bouncykek why not study your actual opponent instead, retard>>151562671words can hurt
HEEEEEEEEEEM BODY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMU
he'll be watching with bacon, I mean bated breath
>>151562697more like boner breath lmao
>>151562275>>151562304Yes it's her and from her insta
i like gane because he looks like me
>>151562710You’re confusing Gane with Chris Barnett
>>151562687Faggot
Theatricality and deception are powerful agents to the uninitiated
>>151562729We don’t sign our AGPigosts here
I find it quite interesting that even tho it's Tom that drinks so much coffee it's often his opponents that end up crashing later in the day
>>151562736hahahah you're an actual faggot kek
>>151562743Factual post I fear
>>151562760Yeah you’re gay as fuck. And when I say you I mean the person writing your posts and not the name you post under.
Put my inheritance on Tom.
>>151562438I can give you her name b
Pigslut getting pieced up in sparring.
>>151562710me too
>>151562772I’m a raped piggy
what the fuck is agp, in english doc
>>151562793Yes (you) are, being the person writing those posts.
Tom Aspinall's fart lab
Ya Ali
>>151562788Sadly I’ve been gaped many times
kino fight
>>151562793Very very disrespectful to your countryman and I expect you to take this post down right away.
>>151562802I bet you have faggot
HEEM STOPPY
HEEEEEEEEEEM BODY AGAIN
>>151559339
Thank you chatri
>>151562802Very Arabic post
Is "ya Ali" essentially a prince Rupert drop reply
josh from drake and josh
>>151562819It hasn’t become right wing, he’s just mad he wasn’t able to creep in his woke commie politics into MMA. He would love it if the UFC was shilling for Palestine and democrats.
>>151562809Jaidaddy made me his personal AGPiglet. When I got back to the hotel girogina had soaked the sheets.
>>151562819He's underselling it, it's downright a propaganda wing for the current pedo establishment
what the hell is girogina
Ali seriously spends all his time on heem this is fucking hilarious
>>151562843You sound like my wife whenever a sexy pakdaddy pulls up. We NEED to import more so they can colonise our bacon bussies
>confirmed gane has staph
How does a sport become "right-wing"?
>>151562843Good post.
>>151562858For real?
>Makes fun of Tom's hair, out of the blue>Tom doesn't know what is going on>LAUGHS in Tom's face>Tells him he needs to look the part of a champion>Ends the interview>Little Aussie sidekick nervously interrupts to make fun of himself, just so Tom doesn't feel awkward.WTF DID HE DO IT?!
>>151562862All TWPs trooned out after my sexy zatdaddy porked and pozzed me!
>>151562866not officially confirmed but there's something on his chest, could be a zit
>>151562834>hisyou mean yours
>>151562833Big surprise doos that swang vote Trump doos that sniff and hug love muslims and drag queens.
What do we do if Tom loses?
Tomala xirs…he’s joking r-right?
>>151562858>>151562880the official ganecord cope has been decided
>>151562901>MMAJoeyWay to out yourself you giant faggot
Gane ducked Pavlovich.Tom heemd Pavlovich.There are levels in this game.
>>151562901I'm sure he had this same energy when Umar got a title shot off one ranked win.
TKO tom has never heemed anyone
>>151562905tom. chin. in. air
>>151562929The lion does not concern himself with tucking his chin
>>151562876lmao saw that too. probably a ganecell
heeminder This is MMA related bcuz some MMA fighters are American.
>>151562929hmm yes surely pillowhands gane will be the one to capitalise on tom's suspect defence
>>151562954This diet turned MMAJoey into the hulking Adonis that we see today
tom is nothing but a weightbully. tree times gane's size.
>>151562929Higher chin equals more protected brain stem. Gabe has no path to victory
>>151562942>>151562957dang some many brits towards the weekend
>>151562954Nothing wrong with a little cheese.
saensak fights like a massive pussy, can't stand it.
>>151562897Muslims celebrated that bud
>>151562964gane will take tom to the championship rounds, tom will slow down, he will look like shit
>>151562901I'd fight this pig right now no questions asked
Ciryl Gane tapped in 2 minutes and 4 seconds to a man that went the distance with Anthony Smith.
Tom was given the title, he didnt take it
>>151562954I don't believe this is true.
>>151563024and why was that?
hahahahah dead bitch couldnt breath1 down 2 to go hahahahaha
>>151563033lions don't concern themselves with sheep
>>151563037Auspiggy Metcalf and Charlie Squirt will be waiting with gaped bussies
>>151563037Arthur had sugan in his tank.
lions don't concern themselves with hiding their boner when wrestling with hasbulla
>>151562876>tells tom that john fury is probably his real father because andy is a manlet>tells him to do a dna test>brings andy and shows him the dude who he thinks fucked his wifehumiliating week for aspinallsthe worst part? its only the beginning
>>151563083Mmmmmmmm….
>>151563089Tom really should have decked that doo for implying his mom is a whore.
>>151563037So, Little Bony Jones was the runt of the litter in that family. No wonder he's such a little shit.
asspainal is gonna make gayne bark like a dog on a leash tomorrow
>>151562954maybe per year
Since she was a child, Brie Chandler has always wanted to adopt two black boys and then three years later have a daughter (carried by a surrogate to avoid stretch marks). Always!
My bacon bussy will welcome Arthdaddy to the afterlife
Kang Arthur can put his sword in my stone whenever he wants!
the bong typed that gay shit out in the first person
>>151563183Now he can stick his rigor mortis BBC in my maggoty boiminge and throat clitty!>>151563203Excellent post.
okay no more gay stuff lets talk the fight. Does tom have 5 round cardio? or will he wilt?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEM
>>151563219I honestly don't know Tom doesn't fight enough
>travel all the way from Uruguay to get machida kicked
Some of these WMMA fighters have enough body fat to menstruate. How does that impact their fighting?
>>151563249Women only menstruate when they catch the scent of a bricked up BBC
Wanna hear my freestyle?
>>151563249>they only menstruate when they need a strategic weight miss
>>151563234we know. I have a feeling Tom is going to be out of his element after 3 rounds
Just woke up can't wait for the weigh ins Ari Emmanuel is in the building
>>151563270yeah but Gane has 0 tdd so its a toss up really the odds are off on this one
Calculations. Recalibrations. Execution.
>>151563283>the odds are off on this oneyeah, i think the odds should be closer. Gane's tdd sucks but Tom hasn't gone to 5 rounds. if tom blitzes in the first half of the fight and doesn't get gane out of there he might gas himself out
ONE is on and very good btw
>>151563295What stops Tom just laying on Gane if he’s tired? Volkov was able to do it and his grappling sucks
>>151563306im watching g
Imagine thinking ciryl is going to let tom anywhere near him to even attempt a takedown
>>151563307you're not wrong and with the fight being in the ME we might not have the crowd booing to advance the fight. But Tom is a real one and will try to find the finish. HEEEM
>>151563317Gane will try to run away but sadly there is a cage
HEEEMMMM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>151563259Yeah
>>151563330Do I look like travis barkerBut I get dem drums clappin
The odds are like this because we all saw Gane lose his last fight
ceremonials are on btw
>>151563307true, I like this fight it makes heavyweight interesting
>>151563338Tom isn't anywhere near the level of grappler that jones is
>>151563342Put the name back on my maggoty mealy minge is more interesting
>>151563340We're watching ONE Friday Fights mate
>>151563346Gane got taken down 4 times by Volkov
>>151563334Doesn thryme
>>151561840wtf i thought khamzat is like 6'3 and big zest like 6'4
heavyweight division is basically dead at this point, either pay the fighters better or by 2028 they'll all be boxing for £££ instead
Ciryl gane can't box
Who we betting on?
>>151563353Hold on a second, hold on a second, hold on a second I see whats going on
>>151563365I need a Sexy Pakidaddy for the gape Daddycarlos left in me...
>>151563366knowing dana hed probably wants more hws to go to boxing so he can justify investing into boxing more
>>151563352yeah but volkov couldn't find the finish and Gane reversed position and took him down too
>>151563366you sound like those Americans that always cope and say their best athletes aren't fighting like damn nigga I can't breathe or fight
>>151563392Volkov isn’t very good at grappling
ONE sux, theres too many no name bahtfighter from bumfuck nowhereland and Chatri doesnt care about MMA.
>>151563410that's why gane took him down too. Tom isn't any better than volk when it comes to grappling. Tom only has two submissions with the rest of the finishes being mostly GnP
>>151563404Daddycarlos is a Sexy Black Daddy and he made my clitty squirt thoughbeit!!
Need sexy Swededaddy to breed me.
>>151563432AARONFUCKINGPICO
>Tom isn't any better than volk when it comes to grappling
I'm not posting in this absolute dumpster fire btw
>>151563447mma is so gay
Last time I checked Volkov didn't get heelhooked by some random
>>151563451>you'reDaddycarlos BBC got ya boiminge even more twisted up than my maggot minge, playa!
>>151563447getting straightened out like that is pretty amateur I'm glad Volkov improved
Reminder that Tomala couldn't take down THE Rugby player
>>151563446MY BOYTHATS MY BOY
>>151563459Last I checked Tom Aspinall defeated Alexander Volkov by round 1 submission
>>151563472I did amateur with Daddycarlos!
Who tf taps to a heel hook? it's literally just pain
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>151563366HW div can fuck off for all i care, how many genuinely entertaining fights has it produced? let the bums go pillow tapping for arab money idc
>>151563505Put King Arthur's name back on.Now.My maggot minge is waiting.
>>151563498Shut up you fucking somlai
Bo Nigger
Do you think mcgregor has ever done cocaine?
>>151563533think hes more of an m(d)ma enjoyer
Business Idea: bet main event goes the distance
These ceremonial weigh ins feel so soulless.Anyone else or is it just me?
>>151563553it's the saudis, lots of money with no soul
>>151563553We're watching the thai m8
Bahiquan would destroy mma
volkov vs almeida is one of the most stark racial matchups we’ve seen in a while
https://x.com/Elonov_MMA/status/1981045456705900900
I don't support homosexuality.
Hey guise did you know ONE UFC is on?
>>151563601No I didn't. thanks for letting me know
Damn ghetts is really going on the landing isn't he heembongs
>>151563527who's your daddy?
HEEEEEEEEEEEM
heeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmm
>>151563618He actually raised me probably an alien concept for you
>>151559339could Jiri heem Chimaev?
>>151563645>mariskahargitaybigtits.gifMost definitely
Modelo: Brewed for those with a “fighter”spirit. What happened ? Modelo is no longer partnered with the UFC? It is now bud light? Very strange and weird. I have feeling Bud light paid them HUGE amounts of money just to try and recover from their “woke” commercials which resulted in huge sales sinking. No one was buying bud light.. They cried and begged the UFC to sponsor them. What will they say now ? Bud light is brewed for…? First they changed from Bodyarmour to Prime. Now Bud Light to Modelo? What’s going on? Modelo was way better for the UFC. Better beer and better advertisement. “Brewed for those with a fighter spirit
>>151563618And what does he do?
>>151563645Khamzat is probably the best fighter in the world right now. Possibly the best of all time. Even with the size difference there's no way.
Really didn't like seeing Tom's energy here bros... I don't feel so good about this. Gane might just nuke the entire division in an instant if he wins.
Coofzat has one lung and got absolutely buried by a black retard that can't walk up stairs thougheverbeit
>>151563662
Assrapebum has pissed off the boss never a wise move when you're a low level draw
>>151562901nice self own kek
took a redbull from the work fridge thats been there for 2 weeksturned around and saw a camera up on the wall and now I'm thinking it might be over
1. A win for Gane is a win for Jon Jones 2. Good always defeats evil3. Tom is english
>>151563713Why do you work you're swedish
>>151563676Gane knows
>>151563734someone has to support the freeloaders
>>151563724if good always defeats evil and jon jones defeated ciryl gane and a victory for ciryl gane is a victory for jon jones then ganes victory is assured
>>151563371You want bets? Are you gambling this saturday?
>>151563747I thought that was what we do while you eat freshwater crabs and sip sparkling wine
That might have been the most soulful cerimonial weigh in I've ever seen
>>151563797We're watching the thai la'
>>151563676Looks like Gane has THE STAPH
>me son>me boy
>>151563806Good. It means his wrestling training is effective.
fighters wouldn't get staph so much if they didn't shave their chests like faggots
UFC really wants Aspinall to win
>>151563669Khamzat has a glass chin
Aspinall wouldn't get mocked so much if he didn't tattoo his neck like a pornstar
>>151563842and he will
Aspinall by sub
Jones wouldn't get mocked so much if he wasn't homosexual.
>>151563845How could we know he's never been heemed
shieet a guy I used to train with won his fight in one fc
>>151563842Why? Gane is a movie star, an international draw, charismatic, tom is a liability who doesn't show up, has a bum leg, isn't a draw, and said he wants to go to wwe or pillowtap
>>151563863Just watch his fights whenever he takes a big hit he crumples. Ddp hit him once and he flattened and went back to the grapple instantly.
>>151563866Cool. Which gym?
>>151563866gustafsson?
Ciryl "Good Kid" Gane
>>151563891Bless you
>>151563879borås fightgym>>151563891Linus Bylander
>>151563915you're funny>>151563922oh cool, gustafsson never fought in one so thats mb
>>151563922Dis doo lives in the tip of the meng
So are we just going to die in hear? Make an new one
>>151563944let go, brazza, let heem die
>>151563952*coof coof*
>>151563922asg bara i borås
NEW>>151563995>>151563995
>>151563845We’ve never seen him on skates. Every when burns got a kd he seemed to recover immediately
>>151563806Unfortunately it's not in the Getty portraits. Likely a pimple. And no redness around it at all. Wish it was ffs. We're fucked.
>>151560585i lol'd
