>Power Slap 16: Wolverine vs Klingbeil Prelims https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS0dQKjYMZoHEEMVIOUS: >>151559339
Dana is getting fat and fuckable again. MMA is healing
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
>>151563995THE Jujhar?
People forget that Jones lost some rounds to Stipe
Im so fucking excited for McKenzie Dern vs Jango Fett or whatever. Battle of the bitches man. Battle of the fates. Destiny awaits
People forget man people forget
>151564009Who gives a shit
>>151564009Waddap b ignore the somali
>>151563995bro, paying closer attention to Tom's new neck tat makes me realize how fucking bad it isBuddy got the shitty space scenes those niggas in new york spray paint on the side of the street for $15 using a bucket and cup permanently inked on his neck black as fuckhis giant back piece was at the very least interesting, unique, different. But this shit on his neck looks like fucking ass, wtf was he thinking?
>>151564058you can't even tell what is it point-blank up close, this guy was over here talking about having one of the highest fight iq's in the game, he's just athletic as fuck for a heavyweight, clearly has the mentality of a retarded English Northerner equivalent of a Dwarf in WOW
>>151564058Tom got zutted before the weigh ins
Schaubed four times since waking. I'm qeemed.
training my son from a young age with one goal in mind: to be the greatest in powerslap history
tom is but a mere sacrificial lamb
>>151564115Uh, yeah. That's a based post.
>>151564009Fuck you
Actual gay thread
jesus christ. I don't think I've seen someone look as shook as Tomala looked in the cerimonial weight in
>>151564058mma foighta and shitty tattoo, these two things arent mutually exclusive
>>151564058There seems to be an emerging trend with British new money Deano types -alongside the blinding white fake teeth and Turkey hairline- to absolutely cover yourself head to toe yourself with tattoos. Don't be surprised to see Tom looking like this in a few years time
>>151564130Monitor on buddy.
Oh no...
>>151564115Based, if by the age of 20 my son isn't making 2k/2k on the greatest stage in combat sports history then he's being disowned
>>151564138>Galactic Throat already has his eyes on the prizeGane's BBC is in danger.....
>>151563995SLEEM IS LIVE
>>151564058He’s a bit of a retard but it doesn’t really matter because he heems people for a living
>>151564138Dana looks like something out of animal farm
>>151564169*TKOs
It's over? Yeah it's over
LET'S GO
>>151564138mirin that occipital fold on GODne. truly a brain with unlimited processing capacity
>>151564191Thats a half heem.
So what’s Pisslam going to do if he wins the belt and has to fight number one contender Belal?
>>151564207Spit on that thang
gane has an steel chin, rewatch tuivasa fight. that one shot was just a crazy fluke and he can usually eat bombs with no problem.
>>151564196
1 more day till they unlock the cage for Gane
Tomalajeets...
>>151564212Gane got sat on his arse by Bam Bam
>>151564225Tom is gonna be dead and gane after tomorrow
never ever EVER watching slapshit
Tomala will win the presidential debate against Republican candidate, Grump
Something /heem/ never forgets is that we cannot follow them. Wir Nationalsozialisten werden dafür sorgen.
The cage is unlocked
Tom has never fought a person who knows how to move sideways. Curious if he’ll be able to cut angles or if he’s just going to chase Gane across the octagon until gassing out.
>>151564283Locktober is still on, silly
how is gane going to sneak his chastity cage past the commission?
The first decent grappler who can just punch khamzat in the face really hard wins the belt. 2 week Usmeng really fraud checked khamzats ass
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Dead and CTE
>>151564296Fits nicely under the cup b
>>151564298It do be like that.
This is great already
>>151564298The courage and fortitude of that little fella is admirable. If only the shabbos on /heem/ had such conviction.
>>151564341he was a retard who betrayed his natural instincts and died for nothing
brehs... remember this guy?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/coiZ-yAUBqc
>>151564370He would not follow them. We cannot follow them.
>>151564381he killed himself
The fact that the surname "Asspinal" survives even one generation without it being changed to something else is astonishing to me.
>>151564375That Gooby was assassinated by Dana’s private death squad and replaced with a body double.
>>151564392So will I!
>>151564423This is becuse black males do suicide by cop, look it up.
>>151564392Xhe empathises with that.
Talk about the event going on now you fucking morons
fucking size of this fella. absolute unit
>>151564392You don't know that but I always knew you were a helwani
Thomas Aspinwall
>>151564443>had to cut to make 265I think he might be the biggest guy on the roster right now
Lehtipihvi and big jaffa please.
>>151564392He lived an unrestricted and pure life, free of them, of his own volition Something many heem goys (you especially) could never allow themselves to do. Notice he headed for the mountains, the true aryan spirit of boundless exploration and discovery. Boundless space. A pursuit of meaning. You wouldn’t understand.
>>151564450Are you ban evading your ban for ban evasion?
This dude just quit he should be banned from slap going forward
>>151564454His physique melted because he stopped blasting roids Looks way leaner here
>>151564462You should follow him and your idol
>>151564443>That one uncle that says he used to be jacked when he was younger
Soon 6 months porn free... Feels so good bros.
>>151564464This guy is ahead of me in the line >>151564457I just want the iskender special take away and a big jaffa
>>151564468Aye he's obviously been taken off whatever he was on
>>151564476why are you telling us this
>>151564488You were telling us earlier about your red bulls let johan tell us about his job
>>151564488Because I'm proud of it and have no one else to share it with>>151564485
>>151564481You already vomited that into my minge...
>>151564507>>151564520my bad b
>>151564520Go have a wank fella
>>151564525Same. Im thinking a course of Futa on female for this fine evening
>>151564535My favorite Sexy Daddies!They cut my minge up like a foreskin!!!
im letting regular people put regular thoughts in my head but im no regular bloke!
Atlantian Princess mermaid Ariel Helwani
>>151564578Need that Sexy Daddy's head to mush up my maggot minge...
>>151564578If you could keep out of these important matters it would be appreciated
Ciryl Gane has already 2 wins over Tom Aspinall.Won the story when it was revealed he has a bigger penis than Tom and another story win because he looks cooler.2-0.
>>151564472Mmmm
Arnold Allen was beat up in the street by civilians kek https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/mma/article-15218535/UFC-star-beat-street-Montreal-bizarre-reason.html
>>151564589Stfu and hook up maggot minge up with your dead mommy's Somalidaddies.
>>151564602>AUFCstar has claimed that he was 'beat up in the streets' of Montreal because he was 'not speaking French'.That's really fucking funny
indiankino alert
SINGH IS KING
tom aspinall is a point fighter
>>151564618Apparently it was all a jest https://nitter.privacyredirect.com/Arnoldbfa/status/1981338410116681847#m
>>151564602KWAB
>>151564602Po po po lil' piglet...Let's just hope a Sexy Pakidaddy got up on in him...
>>151564602Fake news
>>151564648>I-I wasn't rapedKWAB!!!!
>>151564648To be fair daily mail and nypo are not really journalism
Yummy CIAdaddies making my neck and bussy squirt
is it true what they say? conor mcgregor finally cleaned up his act?
I can't keep up with all these names!
>>151564695They finally cleaned up my clitty juice after Daddycarlos gaped me...
>>151564648Raped?
>>151564671From what I understand they're right wing rags that hate Somalis. No good at all.
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED
>>151564739We call them Sexy Somalidaddies here.
>>151564739Well a broken clock is right two times a day
>>151564769Get me the Sexy Somalidaddies from your mommy's maggot minge!!!
SLEEM continueshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkkxXJw-_Qs
>>151564602lmao he said he was joking in the interview, silly guy
plz have some indian getting slept by a melungeon next
Daner looking especially leathery these days
>>151564794
>women's powerslap
I wouldn't want to be standing before Gane when his cage unlocks
Italian bogglin
I'm so glad the aspiss and guru memes end tomorrow
Sup heem. I must have missed out on quite a lot. I thought we were bullying Sneed for having sex with men assigned male at birth... But the new spammy meta is to say we're even gayer than he is? And that we like blackdaddys MORE than him??? Someone please fill me in on this new meta.
>>151564820Unlike wmma, it's good
I am a poof
>>151564820>he doesn't want to watch women slap the shit out of each otherlow-t
>Pauline Macias>37 years oldOnly the most elite athletes at power slap
>>151564873this is fucking garbage mate these slaps wouldn't even register on my balls
Slapping each other in turn is not a sport combat or otherwise
>>151564856Nobody is assigned male or female at birth you fucking idiot
>>151564880I agree but I also disagree b
>THIRD title shot Lmao I think homie might be allergic to gold
they need a division where the people are so fat they need mobility scooters and oxygen tanks between rounds imho, doesn't feel very American currently
>>151564912What the hell
Be a Mosquito would brutally sleem both of these chicks
>>151564904>Nobody is assigned male or female at birth you fucking idiotEveryone is, when you are born the doctor takes you out and if you have a penis he pulls on it and says "Yes male"If you do not have a penis he just gives you a pink blanket and says "FUCKING WOMEN"
>ywn have a naked jiu jitsu match with gina carano
People of good character don’t watch power slop.
>>151564915Seriously why are you tomcels so shit at memes you can't even use aislop this is 9fag tier embarrassing
Chills..
>>151564861>>151564870Daddycarlos will have to gape me a couple more times to fit these BBCs...
>>151564916Have you seen American heavyweights?
In fairness I like the bane meme of aspinall that one is alright
Assigned piggy at birth APAB
>Tom's dad refused to resign and already looking at boxing after his contract expires in 3 fights>Dana hardly mentioning Tom at all this week, and probably pissed he wont resign so wont give him another shot at gold even in a robbery>Everybody stating this should be a one sided washNot a Ganecel but the closer we get to the fight the more I'm getting the vibes that maybe Tom fumbles somehow someway.
>>151564951Are you a white daddy? Got my AGPfentanylussy acting up…
Booo
>>151564936Sorry cuckboi your black lover already lost two title shots to worse fighters
Charli talking down to you while she quickly jerks the tip
>>151564986Doo thinks he's Ngannou
>>151564948That was an embarrassing fight. Shows that there's levels to this shit.
Are you all excited for tomorrow?
Power Magician
Why didnt you marry her so she does not have to get paid for CTE?
>>151565027Because I don't want her to slap me
Did i miss /slap/?
future powerslap champion Tai Tuivasa
>>151565027She's not chinese.
>>151565018Not really. Feels like a Fight Night card.
>>151564950why do some people legs bend inside like this?
So Gane couldn't beat injured no knees Ngubu, couldn't beat fat and old LHW Jones, but he's going to beat natural HW that's dangerous on the feet and on the ground who's not old and washed up yet?Explain.
Skinnyfat Tom weighs almost 10lbs more than musclular Gane
SO uh.... why did Gane put on the ZUTTED outfit?Did he get some BZC?
>>151565046genetics/obesity/malnourished childhood
Post Mackenzie Dern's butt thank you
>>151564952no cause there aren't any they all became professional chuds instead I lament dreadfully with chills
>>151565053Couldn't beat VOLKOV
>>151564988Your rigor mortis BBC can plug the gape Daddycarlos left in me...
>>151564996>Gane AI: brutally embarrasses and kills Tom>Tom AI: shakes like a woman and humps Ganewhat did grok mean by this?
>>151565053Ganescholars don't look into past, we only move foward
>>151565053Gane is actually very racist so the fact that his opponent is a white bong fuels him to find the finish.
Pretty sure this Wes dude got laid out two weeks ago
>>151564058Joshua Van Goff in this bitch.
>>151564930Ms. Raped-1 identifies as a sad piggy I'm afraid.
>>151564820>swleems you
Can you take your homosexual larp chat somewhere else, like hell?
Who will they put tom in a program with I'm thinking it's seamus or becky lynch
>>151565106Looks like he needs a good night sleep
Powerslap shop!? New fight kit to add to the collection!
>>151565113muh wife
>>151565113>When they ask how many wings you want
>>151565144Wow! Sexy woman!
>>151565149You order five wings?
>>151564904Your reading comprehension is a bit behind, "mate". I simply questioned the the trolling meta and it's change, not whether it's were true or false. You "lads" have really fallen off, it would sadly seem... Ramesh really did a number on you guys, huh.
>>151565144The smell must be immaculate
this doo has fabulous hair
>>151565113I love fencing responses
SLEEEEEEEEEEEM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FAT COWBOY BY SLEEM
>>151565074Lmao yeah I forgot about him, well add that one to the list.So he got out wrestled by an African guy who floated across the ocean on a tire, got BTFOd effortlessly against an over the hill LHW, and couldn't beat Volkov who's a big stiff idiot, basically walking punching bag...
>>151565160>questioned the the
Darius about to break the buck
>>151565171Must everything be about gay sex with you
TIT FOR TAT!!!
>>151565053styles make fights
BRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
>>151565192Eh Finland I am not impress wid yer post
oh nononono!!! HES GAINED GORILLA INSTINCT
>>151565200>dern becomes single mom>chops off tits and starts focusing on glute bridgesat least she knows her new audience
>>151565053Gane also only '''beat''' Volkov due to an ugly jewess judge who prefers to give the browner man the win(unless your Canelo.).
>>151565200Quite the shitter b
>>151565200Outstanding post what an ass
>>151565200love her so much
Flinch?
>>151565216>your
Pretty even sleem match
it's beautiful how much CTE brings people together
>>151565240you'rethere, happy?
>>151565240Why did she retire she could run the pawg milf game if she wanted to.
Sexy white cop daddies… hnnngg
>>151565258You should be ashamed for knowing who this is
>>151565196Indeed. So what about this stylistic matchup favors Gane, since Tom is more dangerous and well rounded than all of the guys he's previously lost to
Gianna scares me because in her prime I fear she could rape me as only a giant cackling monster of a sex woman could
>>151565240Dear Lord there's a lot of pain behind those eyes
Gane by TKO in the 4th
>>151565200LITERALLY MADE FOR BWC if we’re being totally and brazenly honest
>>151565266If you don't know who that is you should not post on heem.
Pakis are so ugly
>>151565287BFC exclusive I'm afraid (mine)
volkov was in the best form of his career and gane beat him with a broken freakin foot
>>151565271gane is essentially an upgraded stuart austin
>>151565287Unfortunately her baby dad is melinated and heemed her bank account as well
>>151565302She only fucks white guys, chinky eyes
>>151565300I prefer Sexy Black Muzdaddies but if its brown then I'm goin' down, playa!
>>151565317>white guys, chinky eyesThat describes me to a tea
DOO NAME IS BIKINI AND HE DID A HECKIN HAKA
>>151565316That's why Ms. Raped-1 pretends to be attracted to her.
>>151565200I would walk her to my trug
>>151565287I'm afraid that nobody wants to get "fucked" by a twp i fear
soviet dumpling vs double rainbow guybased
All women in porn end up getting the life sucked out of them and end up looking like New Guinea witch doctors.
i think im retarded, im enjoying this power slap
>>151565285Lets see your betslip for that
when you can heem any on the planet but they got you acting like this
How much does Dumpling hate this
DUMPLING
>>151565367I only ever bet $1 or $2 and I only wager day of.
>>151565368What you get for following them.
Tomala sure loves talking about xher small clitty
>>151565368I mean you didn't think that jew Ari Emmanuel would let goyim stay on the payroll without participating in regular humiliation rituals, did you?
>>151565364Jada Stevens has barely changed. Maybe a bit pouchier but she's held up well despite being a professional sword swallower with her Schaubhole.
White daddy BWC all up in my thang!
>>151565389No idea who that is, but I'm not going to look it up, and I bet you're wrong.
>>151565379So you're just a soft pussy
ONE AND DONE
Big Mak finna sleem dis zigga
>>151565409Explains why you don't like me, gayboy.
>>151565409It's better when the minge is soft in my experience no one wants sandpaper
>>151565182kek gane is the kinda guy would get heemed by some beans
Empirical evidence suggests that the relationship between dick size and fighting ability is inversely proportional
>>151565389remy lacroix is the biggest instant nose dive I can think of in recent years, looks like a fat lot lizard now, feel bad for her kids
business idea: power slap league where you slap the opponent's testicles instead
IT'S DUMPLING TIME
>>151565433How do you explain Jon Jones?
>>151565440Who was the moon face one who looked a little like a dark haired meryl streep and wound up pregnant and fat
The key is to go the William Shatner route. Never get surgery and gain a strategic 2-3 pounds a year to soften the features.
>>151565451POWERSACK
Nothing I love more than watching two fat guys slap me each other
WOBBL>>151565417ED
WOBBLED
Carmella Bing that was her name boy what a cautionary tale that was>>151565455Calm down now
>>151565451Many are saying this
>>151565386>>151565350>>151565411>slav(e) spends all day on heem worshipping a black french manwhat causes such mental illness?
>>151565487probably some indian on vpn, as his posts are quite literally insane
mutilated mittmerican status? FELTED
lol at the belly cam
FLINCH!!!! HIGH DRAMA
>>151565411Wait a min. Why does Aspinall have a Taurus neck tattoo. He’s an Aries, born on April 11th.
>>151565451Turn based groin strike endurance contest is pure dimes imagine the sequels like Dana White's Pussy Punch
>>151565455gay bottom ergo dicklet
>>151565513We don't sign our posts here
are eunuchs banned from Dana White's Roshambo?
Poor poor Tomala.....at least xhe isn't suffering anymore and crying about xher tiny clitty
>>151565526dont get offended now
NOOOOOOOO DUMPLING
>>151565455A perfect example of a great fighter with a small dick
SAMOANS RISE UP
Team Lutterbach pulled out.
>>151565532Who's offended you don't get your stories straight one minute jones is making cormier his wife and having bitches in prison the next he's a fairy meanwhile he keeps getting caught with naked women and strippers (female)
>>151565540Actually this was debunked on JRE
IS THAT THE FORREST GRIFFIN? IN POWERSLAP!?!
>>151565609Yeah he's not great at all. Only won because of cheating.
>>151565622Factual post.
>>151565592jon jones is a gay bottom does that offend you?
>>151565508Someone explain
Alan Klingbiel a big goofy white nigga
>>151565637@grok, explain this
Rogan has so much candy in his bucket
Imagine being in the chairforce and still getting SLEEMED for 3k
>>151565487Nothing wrong with some Black Daddies.
>>151565508The tattoo isn’t about his own zodiac sign. In a video where Aspinall explains the ink, he shares that the Taurus symbol represents someone close to him. While he hasn’t publicly named the person, it’s likely a tribute to a loved one—possibly a family member or someone who’s had a meaningful impact on his life.This kind of symbolic tattoo is pretty common among fighters and athletes, who often use their body art to honor personal connections or life philosophies rather than just their own identity.
>>151565628Please stop getting my MAPiglet's boiminge bricked up.
Wolverine seems like he says the Bo Niggal word and not in an edgy 1488 Hitler dictator way.
AI users should be drawn and quartered.
>>151565683fuck you he fought his fucking ass off
Tom's galactic throat will swallow Gane's soul, I fear
Can we expect the heemsylum to ramp up into a frenzy the closer the fight gets?
>>151565681He's quebecois
>>151565667>Loving a Taurus
Massive flinch.
>>151565715My son will be busy nibblin' on my maggot minge after the Somalidaddies spunk in it...
>>151565411Can’t wait for UFC 32!
>>151565735You ok in the head?
1 day until Gane fights.
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
So when Gane loses, will he completely disappear from heem like little Ank or be memed forever like Tony?
If Alan gets comically sleemed he's going to get laughed at when he goes back to work
>>151565715>implying they haven't been in a frenzy all week
Goddamn he slappin that boi like he Ann White
Dirty Diaper Aspiggy go SPLAT!!!
Wolverine lost power
>>151565717Wow who's the looker
I've been told Power Slap is massively popular in India, what does that say about it's viewers?
what does a slap cornerman do
>>151565859they're indian?
>>151565859That they're also mmaguru fans
CNN?! you said CNN!!?
>>151565859there's fucking trillions of them
>>151565780I don't think ganecels have any shame or self awareness so they'll probably just keep spamming that he's the best after he loses.I've never seen a fanbase in such deep denial
Alan gonna feel that shit
ONE MORE ROUND LET'S GO
ngannou sniffedjones sniffedtom will sniffgane is the greatest striker in human history
>>151565893trvth nuke
>>151565911UFC should unironically do this
Goddamn I these retarded white bois swangin
Hope spammy kills xherself after tom heems
>>151565893>disgusting mutilated mutt has to talk to itself because no one agrees with its freak assSpeaks volumes...
>flinches every time>only called onceAmazing "sport"
>the greatest striker in human history got knocked down by tai tuivasa
Sour Plap (with Charly Arnolt)
It's anyones guess what kind of faggot shit ganecels will latch onto next
Charly is looking really haggy God she's so old now
I want tom to win because he is White and plus it will give me leverage over demented posters for a few weeks.
Yer son is a towel
>uneventful majority decision over last minute replacement>injury tko>worst title fight in ufc history
Powerslapping Dern's bunda
>>151566018Best I can do is 6 days
>>151566026Khabib vs Iaqutina
>>151565948How hard are you gonna cry when gane loses?
>>151566070Al unironically solved Khabib's takedowns. Khabib went 1/11 in the fourth and fifth.
>>151566052You’ll get your hands dirty like the rest of us.
Gayne will get subbed in round one, just like volkov did.Gayne started training mma at 23, his ground Gane is so abysmal that he got wrestlefucked by ngannou without knees, imagine gayne facing a lifetime mma fighter like Tom
>>151566071Your mother cried when you didn't share the BBC with her you disgusting mutilated mutt faggot.
>>151565948>>151566135You realize your VPN is posting from America, right? If I'm a mutt then so are you.
Ian Garry picked Gane
Tom's son (retarded) stole the French crown jewels and shit on them
>>151566156>um ackshully!!!Tomalajeets are such stupid mutilated mutts.KEK
@grok make Tom smash Gane with beans
Tom "Gave Me Son" Tylenol
i don't understand where all of this aspinall derangement even came from
>the time for games is over, kid. its time for gane
>>151566220they're gay for gayne
>>151566220It’s called being non white.
>>151566220Maybe because he didn't fight for the belt and people don't see him a a legitimate champion?
>>151566220Tomala is a disgusting disfigured demented deformed ugly fucking freak.
*SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*
Tomalajeets should be thankful that Gane will rearrange this demented fucking freaks' face...
>>151566281Very true sadly
>>151566196Fuck off
ai is getting good
>>151566246Cope. Your guy is textbook npc
Tomalajeets are quite pathetic
OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M FINNA DO ET! I'M FINNA KNOCK SPAMMY OUT!
>>151566184MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>151566399That one brit was right his tattoo placement is trash.
>>151566253will you consider him a legitimate champion if he wins tomorrow?
Will the spamming get worse, or completely disappear when Tom is standing over Gane's lifeless body?
imagine siding with spammy
>>151566453far, far worse. expect tranny porn and scat spam for at least a couple days
>>151566462damn
>>151566446He has to win against Jones but as Jones doesn't want to fight him... yeah he would be the current champion.
>>151566454Couldn't be us Tomchads. Only the ganecels would do that.>>151566453once he gets even further mind broken it will get worse
FIGHT FAIRY IS NOT CONFIDENT IN TOM TRASHSPINALL AND THINKS GANE WILL TRIUMPH
AND STILL
gane = volktom = diego
I can't really support Aspinall even if Gane is a big franco mutt faggot, his galactic throat disgusts me
15 seconds btw
>>151566528>AND STILL... NOT CHAMPION, CIRYL 'GAY'NE!
https://youtu.be/je-_USWuseE?si=tQxIq3HQfpQClr_TLike Thomas is going full left wing chud right now even calling out Jose Aldo for being right wing
>>151566492jones won his belt in a vacant title fight against gane so what makes his belt more legit than tom's
>>15156656015 seconds I creampied Banks 15 milliseconds nigga. Show yo wife nigga.
powerslap plaster of paris refitting luke thomas
>>151566621lmao luke thomas making an anthill into a mountain. right leaning people have always been part of the sport. Left leaning people are usually too pussy to take a shot
>>151566621
BROS, did I miss POWERSLAP?
>>151566687wasted that war criminal
>>151566621why does he give a fuck?
>>151566703Yes b
>>151566703yeah, im watching it on yt during my break. the whole event is up, its nice being able to skip the ads
Fans r pumped. Eat a dick.
>SAARS, did i miss the bloody benchod slapping?
>>151566651
>noooooo this guy I watch get heemed for sport has a different political opinion than me noooo I'm going insane
>>151566651careful the jannies might ban you for having a censorship bar over goobs goober
>>151566749What kinda mfers he for on his feet cuh
would absolutely hate to be a family of asian descent next to Luke's studio apartment right now
>>151566808Chuds would say this if there was a socialist fighter
>>151566821he finna on dem killa klowns bappa
>>151566808>faggots seethed about keep politics out of sports>they proceeded to inject all their faggot politics into sportsThey learned the wrong lesson desu
>>151565317>whiteHues are white now?
everyone in this general is a paki except for me
>>151566869just look at the comment section on some dead dump like mmamania, it just resembles a bunch of revved up trannies posting about politics and taking mma shit way too personally, like Jones forced them to cut their dicks off
>>151566842the mane event was /heem/'s guy RIP
Tomala status?
jones did castrate gane
Tom could suck Ganes dick in 15 seconds flat. That's levels.
Nigga
most impressive shit taken?
>>151566962Nigga a horse?
My kingdom for a horse!
>>151566988here's the kicker, Tom WILL suck Gane's cock, 1st round cumission
>>151566842We love Paddy though
>>151566220It's just the mentally ill posters finding a new grift as always
>>151566453Disappear then get worse
>>151566528sorry... tomlinson has to win so the military can recruit whites to die for israel ( ._.)
>>151566625Aspinall won the interim belt, then Jones was stripped of the belt and then they gave him the champion belt. If you think about it is like if he fought for the vacant belt too when he won the interim one so yeah it sounds the same.
I heard you like to SUCK Mr. Galacticso WHY DONT YOU SUCK ON THIS YOU DEMENTED FREAK!
>>151567139just chill out for weekend, you can be unhinged next weekend
>>151567148Shut the fuck up you disgusting mutilated mutt faggot.
>>151567119>Jones was stripped of the beltJon vacated his belt.
>>151567162we don't post our diary entries here
>>151565854Turn on your monitor, Broski.
>>151567162Bodied that disgusting mutilated mutt faggot
suck it
>>151567162wtf??? you raped that idiot!
>>151567220I am very ill today, don't post this nightmarish stuff.
Tomalajeets are not taking Gane's victory well at all.....how much worse will they get?
>>151567225shut up pukeboy
i speak for all of heem when i say we are supporting Donyl Trumpne against Tomala Harrispinall
>>151567233Indians will rule the world in 30 years.
we rule this shit nigga
>>151567263Tomala will have hung xerself with xer entrails by then I fear...
Is war with Venezuela ZOGcoded or can I take pleasure in vaporizing wetbacks on speedboats?
>>151567233>with a navy blue Ashoka Chakra with 24 spokes in the centre.so that star wars character is stinky indian jailbait.
>>151567282disgusting mutant freaks manifest within my view
>>151567179Then even more clear he is no longer the champion because of that. And Aspinall is.
>>151565113That was a palm
you guys said Gane was the evolution of HW, a new breed of human, and would knockout Jones.
How are you guys doing? Sincerely.
Rakic might get a head kick ko
picking gane against jones wasn't even that crazy considering how shit jon had looked in his last 2 fights
>>151565440Erm I don't think her kids were planning to fuck her
Please post heems from slap (no way i'm watching whole event)
>>151567546no ones making webms from slapshit mate
>>151567491horribly.I responded because no one else did, so I felt like doing a good deed to make myself feel better.
>>151567560hope dana doesn't see this post
>>151567546You cant keel your diginty and consume that media you cocksucking slob. Respectfully.
>>151567582Whats going on man? I hope its nothing too bad. If you dont want to talk about it all good but keep your head up, Im sure youve been through worse.
I question his ability to take a shot.
>>151567491I am lying down, literally and metaphorically
>>151567528so in other words he TANKED them
>>151567638isnt that literally what hes saying? in the reddit thread they are saying that he means ank is a quitter by that
He takes a heem like no problem.
>>151567638>>151567650bros... he was saying about that because ank said he had broken rib before or something
>>151567139>>151567162I cannot wait to see your mental breakdown when that fr*nch bl*ck mutt gets heemed stiff or forced to tap again.
>>151567528They should change the method of winning from a tko to a submission
>>151567528>>151567638>>151567681in other words, lil Ank is a heartlet and a quitter
I changed my mind, if Jones vacated the belt then he is no longer the champion and is just an almost retired fighter that just wants some popular names to fight before retiring but he doesn't want to fight with the top of the division like Aspinall.Tom Aspinall is the undisputed UFC heavyweight champion.
AGPinall is getting addicted to BBC and HRT after Saturday night i fear
>>151567681The implications here are either that: Lil Ank was lying about his injury, or that Alex has pillows for elbows and couldn’t hurt an injured man.
Was power slap worth watching?
>>151567802if the elbows weren't doing anything why didn't haramkalaev move
>>151567814Totally.
>>151567802the implication here is that even so many elbows ank could stand up and didn't have a broken rib, so in conclusion ank lied about injury and got walked down like a (healthy) dog
>>151567814Are you Indian?
>>151567825Shartkalaev is bitchmade and Alex’s pressure made his spirit succumb to fear, I’m afraid.
>>151567759His coach and father's focus is somewhere else atm
>>151567842In that, we agree.
>>151567875If you're not a perv in your silver years you're doing it wrong.
>>151567879
Aspignall is about to get that galactic throat filled by Ganedaddy sadly
Good evening, /heem/
even if Gane heems Tomala, it just won't change the fact that he got Zutted.
>>151567978
>>151567842So... he's just a heartlet and a quitter?
Problem being Gane is actually shit. Tuivasa turned out to be a flop. Dusted a geriatric JDS who was never the same after the life altering beatings Cain gave him. Best win is against Derrick Lewis. Lost both biggest fights of his life. Razor thin decision or robbery depending who you ask, to get the number 1 contender spot. Heavyweight is just sad right now.
In the 21st century, a weapon will be invented like no other.Better.Stronger.Faster.Unstoppable. He has only one purpose: WIN FIGHTS.
OKIPULLUP
Gane is a fag and only fags want him to win. Tom is a mental retard and only mental retards want him to win.
>>151567491/heem/'s got me in a tizzy with the tomala memes all fight week ngl I'm mentally broken at this point. If Gane wins I end it for real (don't show Australia this)
>STRONGER than Gane>FASTER than Gane>SMARTER than GaneGanesisters, I'm getting worried...
Tom is White.Gane is not.Simple as.
>>151568077reminds me of that brazil fella with a transformer on his bike
Gane Gets Gaped
Gane’s best win>NgannouAspinall’s best win>Pavlovich
>>151568187You are gay, B.
>>151568204Gane lost that fight btw.
>>151568155Stronger¿
>>151568294>>151568294>>151568294
>>151565530fatality!