>>151572224The Calgary Flames are 1-7-1
my canesies have had a good start this year :)except for a few players :(
go leafs go!>go leafs go!go leafs go!>go leafs go!
we don't >previous post here you fucking newfag trannies
>>151580747we do previous post and we will continue to previous post, bitch
>pro womens hockey league
prev >>151546447
>>151580747shut the fuck up retard we always have hocvious
>>151580755we don't
I think we should have the last 10 >previous threads in the OP, every OP.
>>151580759Raped retard.
>>151580696NHL FaceOff 97 so it's the 1995-1996 rosters
>>151580759hocvious is a trb psyop dumbass no milly tranny
#1 draft pick here we come :)
>>151580768well to be fair, foote was one of their worst dmen. also I wonder what they rated sakic as
if you even think about vaq's ass in this thread you'll get lit up with a 3 day
>>151580798rip me
>>151580798what about this ass
>laffs
>>151580740how's the new black dude, k'andre miller, been doing. iirc carolina was a slave state so he might not feel very welcome
>>151580795Forsberg 93, Roy 95, Kamensky 83, Ozolinsh 81
They also had zero respect for Gilmour, Sundin or the Leafs as a whole. I'll post that when I'm finished with this game vs the Canucks.
>>151580840actually we're good bud
this trade gets funnier when you realize everyone said Calgary won by default
>>151580840laffs sucked ass back then so it checks out
>>151580807imagine the gristle on his marner cutter
>>151580849what the fuck is a "cole schwindt"
>>151580861*nicolas roy cutter
>>151580849cope they did win the trade they just signed hoob for too long and too much money before he ever played a game for them
we don't talk about marner-cutting gristle here
>>151580877trvke
>>151580877hoob also sucks so there is also that factor you have to factor in
I mentioned going to see the Hokkaido Red Eagles Japan's best Hockey Team.Said I'd post the Arena. Take in the joy of a sport that is not popular in Japan. My boys. DOMINATING7-1 going into the third. Hokkaido will never lose again.
>>151580877Florida Panthers: 2 cups, 3 eastern conference champion titlesCalgary Flames: 0 cups, 0 western conference champion titles
>>151580891flames just need a little more time retard
>>151580891so what?
>>151580888based
>>151580888Nepia Arena. Home of the finest hockey team in Japan.For some reason there's a Lambo out front.
>>151580891This comparison doesn't prove anything at all.
>>151580898Couple more years but problem is you're gonna have to get rid of the more established guys like Kadri so the timeline lines up for everyone to hit their peak simultaneously. I like Kadri and can see him getting sent to a team like LA that has a lot of young talent to trade away
vpn travel bloggers deserve the rope
>>151580910what is going on with the absolute SHIT parking by those 2 double-parked assholes??
>>151580912Good joke anon
>>151580917tldr
>>151580910>muh honoruburu societeru>retards cant park straightjen
>>151580898*gives the Flames more time*lol the Flames still suck, start another mediocre rebuild!
>>151580931>can't read
>>151580898
>>151580844>>151580858Yeah, I still think Sundin should've been rated higher. 85-86.
>>151580939we don't post selifes OR our flaws here
>>151580940>Now includes gift card redemption blocker
so you really don't know?
>>151580958we know they are still called marners here.
>>151580813>how's the new black dude, k'andre miller, been doing. to me, he's been barely above-average as a defensemenprofessional commentators who watch more closely have plenty of compliments about the details of his gamebut to me, he just goes back and forth with 1 nice play, 1 lazy play, 1 nice play, 1 lazy play, over and over againhe uses his reach decently-well for poke-checks, but he's no Jaccob Slavin, that's for surebut also he's out hurt right now, so who cares>iirc carolina was a slave state so he might not feel very welcometrue, we hate blacks here, unironically and completely but we'll put up with him for a while if he helps us win
>>151580963oh we actually don't call those that here now
>>151580953Name one good team that cantada has right now
>>151580966do you have multiple personalities or something
>>151580963>>151580954>>151580953They really let all the retards into /hoc/ unsupervised post the most retarded shit
>>151580972Just 1? I can name 7.
>>151580798Thighs ok?
my flames are canadian!
>>151580964well they do have good food in the deep south I hear so that at least should be a comfort for him
>tomorrow's sched
bros, pet your dog right now
>>151580964hyuk hyuk shut the fuck up hill billy 1-16
>>1515809847 would mean you would also be naming the one that is on the very bottom the ass end of the entire league right now.
>>151581018Fire takes time to heat up. Give the Flames some time.
>>151581006can't he's been dead for 8 years
once gare adds relegation the flames are gonna win a lot of titles
>>151581006he got cancer and had to be put down when i was younger
>>151581033>echl flames
I think Canadiens are legitimate contenders this year. However, as much as I would love to see Caufield and Hutson lift the Cup, I'd prefer to see jeets continue to suffer another 33 years
>>151581027fuck man, mine is on his way... why can't they be puppies forever. I like my dog more than my own family.
>>151581033only would work if they scaled the salary when a team gets relegated and the nhlpa would never accept that unfortunately
>>151581043
>>151581044
>>151581049Starry Night, Mona Lisa, Shawn Michaels taunting the Canadian flag
>>151581024Wait so.... you aren't tanking for the number 1 prospect this upcoming draft season anymore?Which is it?
>>151581049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVzikIQKWzU
>they are still seethingstay jealous
>>151581063The Flames will get both. The Cup and Mckenna. You'll see.
>>151581063they have no plan every retard in the building is just trying to save his own job. that has been the operating procedure for like 10 straight years now>>151581049gay magazine i'm afraid
TotalWrestlefaggotDeath
Fucking typical Whalers starting to goon it up by starting two fights in the third period in a blow out loss.
>>151580972Montreal looking pretty good if they taunt don’t the refs
>>151581084girly magazine tranny
>>151581073I think so too. Connie has a plan
>>151580934It was bad. You can't tell from here, but the van is painted the team's colors and is cov and covered with Red Eagle stickers. And a Bozeman Montana bumper sticker for some reason.I don't know. Hokkaido doesn't give a shit.
>>151581091hey dylan, sleep it off?
>>151581073>>151581084maybe if you guys keep acting like retards something good will happen. Chins up
>>151581110chins uptusks updicks out
woke up with the hoob guts. never been on /hoc/ this time of night i'm only here until the marner drops
>>151581120still tiny
1st game of the playoffs
>>151581094I will get on the first flight this morning to Stockholm and disconnect your face from your body if you ever disrespect the Hartford Whalers again
more like the shartford gaylors kwab
>>151581165KWAB
>>151581157you have stockholm derangement syndrome
I think we've seen alot of flamers every year on /hoc/But this is a low point even for them.I mean worst in the league thats bad enough. But the fans here have been more delusional than usual too.Spiraling
>>151581185i look like that. like just like that. for all i know that is literally me
>>151581157>6 hour flight to Cuckholl>9 hours by car or train to where I amGood luck with that travel.
>>151581157What’s more disrespectful than moving them 700+ miles away and changing their name then pretending they’re still the Hartford Whalers?
>>151581207how many hours by reindeer sled
my favorite player on flames : gavin MCKENNA !! beast player destroy the oilers destory the sunbelt. flames stanley cup 2028 new arena party
>>151581206a big fat gay retard. Thats how I picture every flames fan
there used to be at least one swede who wasn't a full retard but he mustive died or stopped coming here
>>151581215Depends on how fast the reindeer you get are.
>>151581246cope, flames fans are men of culture
i present a new image. this image will be used when a team is bad enough to lose to us when we are trying to lose on purpose
>>151581259Didn't you just tell me thats what you looked like?
>>151581278and this shall be the first and last time this image is ever posted.
>>151581224Svenfren if you ever end up in Calgary ill show you all the best spots and the mountains
>>151581302will you also have sex with him?
Man is Buffalo legit? Thompson has been amazing so far. I think this might finally be the year Buffalo puts it all together. Tuch and Dahlin are looking great as well. Dahlin gets points from me just for beating the shit out of Marchand
>>151581294Cope we're sweeping the oilers
Travis Green had the season of his life. The Islanders still ended up last in the Atlantic Division and 3rd from the bottom in the Eastern Conference with only the Whalers and the Senators behind them.
>>151581224>>151581259>>151581073
>>151581302thanks fren :D maybe we can pick up some scran from peters too
>>151581335Of course :)>mix up to three flavours for me its coffee + oreo + vanilla
>>151581320Chris Chelios also had an assist on almost 40% of Chicago's goals
get a room faggots
>>151581368Go back
>>151581356cool :) think ill go for coconut banana
>>151581375Go back where?
>>151581400excellent choice :)
>>151581400A real fag move for a faggot
>>151581335Did you pick Calgary as your team only because you wanted to be apart of the most embarrassing clique of /hoc/?
>>151581409Back to reality dipshit the pic you posted is on L6.Where are we today? Wake up want me to slap your stupid face?
>apart
>>151581443Why does the canadian respond for the "Sweden" poster? You are just using a VPN aren't you?
a part and apart don't mean the same thing
water under the fridge
>ALL OF US WHO HATE THE PANTHERS CLAPPING NOW>*CLAP*CLAP*>ALL OF US WHO HATE THE LIGHTNING CLAPPING NOW>*CLAP*CLAP*>ALL OF US WHO HATE THE PREDATORS>ALL OF US WHO HATE THE GOLDEN KNIGHTS>ALL OF US WHO HATE THE STARS ARE CLAPPING NOW>*CLAP*CLAP*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV74oz3il3Q
>>151581523It's a doggy dog world
(f)lames
>>151581601rule
>>151581253he was a traveling medical doctor and he got reassigned to a country that blocks 4chan
>>151581185Your Current AND Dead Name: Gord
>>151581016holy seeeeething fan of a loser team that nobody ever posts about
Bring back the two line pass rule.
>>151581810Yeah let's turn the sport into a neutral zone clusterfuck
Did you guys see Ovie scored another goal? I just heckin love when that happens!!
I am super confused how the sizes work for hockey jerseys. Would size 50 be equivalent to an XL MLB jersey?
>>151581829It would bring back creativity and possession.
>>151581851i think it depends on if you get a street wear type jersey or game jersey. Game jerseys are way bigger because they are made for hockey pads to be worn underneath
>>151580877> they did winHuberdeau is mediocre. Look at his stats last year. Calgary 100% lost the trade. We got 2 mediocre players (Hoobs and Weeger) for one of our absolute best players that is now producing fantastic results for another team (winning two cups). I blame Sutter. He was the "Deal with the Devil" so to speak. Since Sutter pushed all of our players away, we've been mediocre
>>151581185hey theres the chin guy! i admire the grind to achieve such magnitudes of mass shows true dedication
>>151581864The one I was looking at getting was "Premium", I tried looking up on youtube but most of the stuff I saw was from almost a year ago and just comparing the Fanatics vs Adidas jerseys. I was looking at a Fanatics one and trying to match the size chart to MLB but the numbers aren't even close.
>Doughty was asked on Wednesday to reflect on what it took for his team to climb out of an 0-3 hole in its first round series against the Sharks. His response was not particularly flattering.>"Once we won that first game of the San Jose series, we kind of had a feeling we were going to come back and win that series," Doughty said. "You could see it in their eyes and their team and their captains and leaders that they were worried about us coming back. So we don't want to give these guys any life."
>>151581895Sorry bud i don't knowask shannon :)
Bring back brawlshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR_QMwZfzto
>>151581928idk who that is, I just started watching this season because my MLB teams didn't make playoffs and wanted something to watch. I'm liking it but idk if picking the closest team to me (Sharks) is gonna work lol. This was the one I was looking at because I think it looks cool.
wtf bros I was told that wolf was elite and vezina goalie??? btut at least he has a cool meme jump and only costs 7.5M until 2033 so it's not that bad
Trivia question, what fanbase>this year will be different, this year is our year
>>151581982
There is no scale to measure the visceral abhorrence I harbour for the Golden Knights.
eating ham and lentil soup
>>151581988Now there's a dude who has zero charisma and zero authority, how can anyone take it seriously when this guys tries to hype his team lol
>>151582005
>>151581947Shannon is this fella but it looks like he doesn't have a video on the subject https://www.youtube.com/@TheHockeyGuyI'm sure you can find a video talking about jersey sizing. You could also go to a sports shop and try some jerseys on. >sharks Good choice, will be an exiting team in the coming years. The teal colour is very nice.
>>151581851>>151581895The mlb chart says a "small" has a chest size of 36 inches which is insane. I have an adidas jersey that corresponds to roughly a 54 fanatics size and I'd say its good for an XL shirt size. You might want to size up if you plan to wear a hoodie underneath
>>151582030>c-come on guys, we gotta like, win and stuff, come ooooon please guys come on please, guys come on p-pleaseee
F L A M E SLAMES
>>151582090are absolute dogshit
>>151582059I picked Giants (and A's) because I'm about an hour away from SF/Oakland (even though lots of people are pissed A's moved to Sac temporarily until they allegedly go to LV)One of the main reasons why I wanted to get into hockey now besides since my teams MLB seasons are over was because as a kid I liked playing Street Hockey in PE/ with my brother (not many ice rinks in NorCal, and wasn't really built to play ice hockey in the one local rink I have cuz I was built like a twig as a kid lol)>>151582066I tried searching for more and found a link on reddit saying 50 should be around an XL so I'm probably just gonna go for it since I don't plan on layering since I generally run hot anyway. The biggest size of the one I want is sold out of anything bigger than 50 so if worst comes to worse and it doesn't fit I can probably return it and there is a 30% off anything over $75 rn on the store. I don't really mind if it is a little slim, my main thing was not wanting it to be super baggy.
>>151582090R U L EULE
>>151582114Nice, street hockey is an absolute classic. For me its moving the net when a car comes. Hockey hockey is fun as fuck but its so easy to get injured. Staking by itself is fun enough imo.
>>151582142I blame watching Rocket Power as a kid, luckily for me we lived at the end of a dead end street so we just took turns making goals on each other. I only ever skated a few times at the local rink, was super uncoordinated as a kid so my ankles would always get fucked. Roller blades were always a bit better but we usually just used normal shoes or Heelys lol.
>>151582142*skating
>>151582160>ankles get fuckedsure you tied your skates tight enough?
>>151582142Just play floorball like a normal person
>>151582168Getting the ball out of the gutter is half the fun though
>>151582166idk i was a kid and they would fit us when we would go as a school trip. The regular ones were like brown high heels and looked gay so i always picked the hockey ones, I was also a bit bowlegged as a kid so that was probably part of the problem
>>151582166this
>>151582178Yup I skated like on the left except they were tight, I also, aside from being slightly bowlegged was generally really tall for my age so I would have to wear jeans that were way too big just to be the right length.
>>151582174The brown ones were probably for figure skating.
>>151582197yeah they were, all they boys always got the hockey ones because figure skating was gay/for girls. We would go really fast and throw ourselves into the barrier in front of other people's parents to freak them out and pretend to be hurt, super fun.
>parents got caught up and couldn't visit todaythank God.
>>151582207lmaobarrier like the boards?
>>151582217no I'm from NorCal so it was an indoor rink, there was an outside wall probably about 4 feet high and we would slow down just before hitting it and use the momentum from our speed to "hit" our stomach area and try and lean over and act like we got hurt to mess with the adults because we all grew up watching Jackass. We would also sometimes purposely fall and see how far we could slide.
>>151582210>thank God.Yeah, thank "God". Or, you know, the completely random scheduling conflicts of the universe. Nothing says holy blessing like not wanting to see the people who raised you.
Hey buddy this is Christian country keep it moving
>>151582244thank gary please
>>151582260retard
>>151582260>people actually believe this
Random scheduling conflicts of the universe are what I call rags games
>>151582240Sounds like a fun memory :)I remember me and my friends trying to recreate this gif in gym class.
>>151582269I choose to believe it because reddit atheists are the new anti-pokemon card christians
straight-up just sharted right nowthere is now poop in my pantsi repeatpoop in my pants
/krak/
>>151582281we did that too lol, PE/Gym was one of my favorite classes because you could just do retarded shit with your friends and have a fun time. When we did Vollyball in Gym in High School me and my 2 buddies would team up for 3 v 3 and we all had nicknames for each other and since I was the tallest they would put me in front and i would always hammer fist the ball as soon as it came over the net and we almost always won.
>>151582284You:straight-up just shmarnered right nowthere is now marner in your pantsi repeatmarner in your pants
>>151582306no, mitch marner is not in my pants. it's just shit, blood, and flaked cum
The habs are great again
>>151582326look again
>>151582244There are forces in this universe conspiring, usually against me and usually as a sort of surveillance. I just call that God even if I'm not religiousFor example if you're ever left in peace and quiet someone or something will eventually bother you, this is the universe almost thinking your life is a boring TV episode of no conflict and wants to change it up
>>151582360>my mitch marner is orange juice>MY MITCH MARNER IS ORANGE JUICE
>>151582361Oh, you are religious. In the sense that you're completely fucking nuts and suffer from the same delusions as Christians.
>>151582300>hammer fist the ball as soon as it came over the netkekYou've got me unlocking distant memories. I remember there was this incredibly loud radio in the basement of the school and we used to ask to got to the washroom just to turn on the radio at full blast and run back to class and try not to get caught. It was so fucking loud you could here it everywhere in the building lmao.
>>151582415anytime we did weight training in middle school there was a 100% chance that the radio would play Crank That (this was before smartphones/bluetooth speakers being widespread)
>ovechkin will score his 900th goal in his 1500th gamefucking retarded ass obvious script gary
>>151582455
>>151582439https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk6ua2y6c44beauty
>>151582518never heard this before but the 2006-2012 sensitive young man in me would have been blasting this. I used to be into Job for a Cowboy, We Butter the Bread with Butter, Black Dahlia Murder, Cholera, and some other Deathcore stuff (still listen too some of them every now and then for old times sake).
/hoc/ there is a man outside my window foaming at the mouth rambling about "marners" what do I do?
>>151582614goatse
>>151582569I remember blasting death grips and thinking i was some kinda cool guy
>>151582666used to listen to them a lot when I was in college, that and Yes, The Persona 3/4 OSTs, and The Jojo anime season 1 and 2 OSTs, and King Crimson.
>>151582380
>>151582689Broad music taste, very noice. im gonna go to bed, good night or good morning /hoc/
>got whacked for offtopic for doing gay erp on a different boardflags for this feel? hockeyteams for this feel?
99 North Americans are currently playing in the KHL and supporting Putin's war machine.
>>151582772>flags for this feel?Canadian/Swedish>hockeyteams for this feel?Calgary Flames
>>151581043posted at 4am after gooning the night away by a fat plastic yank btw
Just a heads up: the next thread will be Blues themed.
Coffee status: brewed Breakfast status: eaten Video game status: about to play. Marner status: bubbling Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a Saturday morning
>>151582884Incredibly based
>>151582804back to your video games bucko>>151582871it most certainly will not the blues suck bro
>>151582884what game
>>151582910
>>151582910Oh! The good ol' Hockey gameIs the best game you can nameAnd the best game you can nameIs the good ol' Hockey game!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxJvrD80nJ4
just deposited a lovely marner
>>151582393I remember back in high school when some kids made atheism a part of their personality, you seem like the toy atheist kind who can only talk shit about christianity lmao
>>151582393cringe stuff sven, probably gets a big pop from your stringy blue haired ghouls in the 'cord but not so much here, you see here we think you're sad and pathetic and would boot fuck you on sight, of course that's if you ever left your smelly bedroom (you won't)
>>151583101>you want to bash Christianity? Very nice. Let’s hear your criticism about Judaism.
>>151583125based canadian just took a big stinky marner on sven's chest
>>151582393I remember when I was an edgy teenager too
>>151583125Least unhinged christcuck.
>>151583132Lmao well played Derek
>>151583101i remember reading hitchens and co. back then. very cringe but i was only young
There’s only one god, and that’s Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
how can you be a scientistic materialist and not also a nihilist? if there's nothing transcendent, then nothing matters (except my habbies of course)
>>151583190At least it’s an ethos dude
>>151583190Some would argue jerseys are also transcendental
>>151583179Shane is the #1 McMahon, dude did all kinds of crazy shit for love of the game in early 2000s.
Wrestlefags OUT
>>151583190>if there's nothing transcendent, then nothing mattersSays who?
>>151583259dostoevsky
Babbies 1st existential discussion ITT
TO THE LEFT!TACK IT BACK NOW YALLFIVE HOPS THIS TIME! HOP IT OUT NOWRIGHT LEFT LET'S STOMPLEFT FOOT LET'S STOMPRIGHT FOOT AGAIN!LEFT FOOT AGAIN!RIFHT FOOT LET'S STOMPLEFT FOOT LET'S STOMPFREEZE!EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS
to REE or not to REEthat is the question
>>151583190
Swedish hockey is just frustratingly bad sometimes
>>151583313CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
for me it's rundgång om den transcendentala egenhetens stötte
It's sad that American zoomers are adopting high church Roman Catholicism to larp. I really like the low church Christianity of rural America.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op6dHDqW-eU
Let's go Saipa
How many Swedes are in this thread baka desu senpai
only optimists commit suicide, optimists who no longer succeed at being optimists. The others, having no reason to live, why would they have any to die?
>>151583449You really expect they would just live a simple life, go to church and mind their own business?
Looks like Gary is dropping pucks extra early today
Hnic at 5pm? Gary's off his rocker.
I dropped a marner extra early roflmao
>>151583517We do, but you raging troons shoot at us in church.
>>151580729thought that was gonna be jackie chan
>>151583599HNIC always starts at 5 you leasterner scum
>>151583403dead puck era because of the retarded rules and 90% of swedish hockey fans are mentally retarded and think redbull commercials are a bigger threat
>>151583707Let's not have any in-fighting today.
Hoping Marner can show a little more substance today against his old eastern conference rivals. He needs to make a big splash.
>>151583749Changing the rules for promotion and relegation would fix a lot over time
Siana Sylvester mental performance consultation is a gentle handjob while telling you you're doing great at your hockey matches big hockey man
If the opponent scores I turn off the stream simple as
Good morning sisters
>>151584254hey, sweetie
>>151583778It's out-fighting because Greater Alberta will be independent
business idea: gary gives /hoc/ all his silver
those red and gold brynäs jerseys are so good. i want one
>>151584341You don't really want that do you?
It's ok. Under control. Laffs will use a top draft pick and come back stronger than ever. They're right there, saar.
>TAKE MY MONEY, GÄRRY
>>151583383>"Let us make good">Will still use a standard of "good" established by a favored religion of choiceyou can tell you are a brainlet anti-Christian masquerading as an anti-theist
>>151584440if >laffs didn't spaghetti against florida in the second round, would they have beaten the hurrishits last year?
>>151584464jen!
>>151584524Yeah that's a pedophile all right
>>151584524>chad emerald miner>søyience! tech virgin sonnever seen his dad before just his satanic mom on pedowood magazine covers
>>151584504>if >laffs didn't spaghettiLaffs need Jesus.
Hopefully Our Sennies can catch the Craps sleepin' tonight
Heres a philosophical question for you:If someone buys a jersey, but Gary isnt around to collect a commission, was a jersey really sold?
REEEEEEEEE
>>151584925no. the platonic form of the selling of an nhl jersey (qua nhl jersey) is contingent on fiat currency ending up in gary's grubby little hands
>>151584956kwab
>>151584956I can never get a "good" wordle score because I refuse to play properly and always spend the first three just whittling off letters. my go to is>lucky>point>based
Wordle 1,589 6/6
Wordle in 3Guess Im just elite
>>151584925in such instances of goyish negligence gary simply raises concession item prices $2 across all games to recoup the missing money plus interest for the minutes he went without payment
yeah our jaysies finna win dat eries
>>151585004based is a decent first wordthe other two arent that great
>Marner really was the glue holding the Laffs together
>19 points in 18 games in Switzerlandhe is finally putting it all togetherexpect him to be the hottest free agent this summerbulju era is coming
>>151585075imagine having matthews and nylander on the same team. grim
are the calgary flames really 1-7-1?are they really in last place in the entire NHL?
>>151585075his shitting was warranted and his sharting vindicated
>>151585118Other team has games in hand on Calgary, so technically speaking they're even lower than last.
>>151585118*checks notes*Yes I believe you're correct - the Calgary Flames is the worst team in the entire league
>@grok how does the nhl draft work
>>151585118actually 0-7-1. gary said their first game was a fluke and decided to remove all traces from the history books
>>151585075laffs had one more point in the standings through 8 games with marner in the line upthe laffs are just trash
die die die die
>>151585175mckenna is the next wrightnhl.com giving him a blog to overhype this kid
>>151585327Cope, Les Habitants are immortal. They cannot die.
>>151585330cope mckenna was destined to establish the flames dynasty of 2028
remember when owen power was taken first overall lol what a shit draft
>>151585302Cope Laughton and Woll are back stay scared mate.
>>151585084bulj
>>151585084the memes were true.... my boy puljingz just needed more time...
hoobs scarred last nightapologize
>>151585427Did Scott play the whole game last night? Missed kt
>>151585542how many games will he remain healthy this time?
>>151585681ALL
>>151585681Until the poll seduces him again
>>151585084>i have awoken
>>151585542he only scarred in his mind
>Gulutzan: “No, I would say the opposite, to be honest with you. I was concerned from Day 1, just on how quickly we were getting to where we wanted to be. There are certain things that we’ve implemented that have caught hold, and we’re good at them. And there are certain things that haven’t caught hold. So for me, basically after the Colorado game, I had some concerns. Not that I could see it coming, but I knew that there was a lot of work to do.>“Y’know, I’ve seen this before. I’ve actually been involved with this a few times. New system, new coach, new start of the year. Feeling out the boundaries of the new systems ... there’s always some clunkiness. We’re in the clunky phase. And we’ve got a few things, I always like to refer to it as the ”Big 4″ in winning, in the keys to winning. Your power play, your penalty kill, your goaltending and your five-on-five play, those are the Big 4. And you need at least three of the four to be good. You get four outta four, you’re great. Right now, our penalty kill is taking water, our five-on-five play is not good enough, and that’s why [we’re hovering] around .500."
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>>151585823cope it's a mental game
>>151585627No, laffs are being cautious with Laughton, a valuable property.
>>151583383whynisnt horse thor ain any of marvel yet?
>>151585974Thats good because if Laughton was on the ice losing to buffalo might be a little embarrassing
SHAME on laffs management for letting their greatest ever player walk for free, while simultaneously telling their fanbase they're going all in, and by all in the mean signing plugs and habs castoffs
>>151585974they can't be too cautious, roster is thinner than Scott's hair and they spent a valuable 2nd round pick on the guy, I'd expect results
>>151586053Stolarz and Woll are the answer
I said apologize to hoobs
>>151586099They are great but they can only play one at a time and its not enough
I am not eligible for the next draft
>>151586129time to retire and play floorball or broomball I guess
>>151586197both sports are manlier than handball
>>151586263Lacrosse is the gayest sport
>>151586129time to pivot to F1
>>151586277nah lax rules
>>151586053Don't worry. You'll be back to staying scared soon, mate.
>>151586129we can be undrafted free agent bros
Wordle in 6. Perfect connections
>>151586335Just like my islandersGood morning /hoc/
> Craig Conroy has begun working the phonesI-is he about to break up this dynasty?!?
>>151580729Are the rumors real?
>>151586053>2nd round pickI don't remember it going down like that
>>151581947Go to a AHL game instead. Way more fun
>>151586571yes its true. I bought the jersey
>>151586636Did you put Summer 92 on it?
>>151586572sorry was it a 3rd then? makes a bit more sense but still
>>151586693dunno man having a jersey commemorating the LA riots is questionable
>>151586693Summer of 93 actually
none of you have apologized to our hoobs yet
>>151586930if he was on the panties they wouldn't be 4-5
>>151586694Youre going to want to sit down for this...It was a first round pick and a prospect
>>151586099Best tandem in the league if the season was about 50 games long with a big break in the middle to rest for injuries.
>>151587295yes but will you apologize to hoob
>>151585084I think the important thing in your post is "in Switzerland".NL is full of Swiss shitters plus top paid imports who skate circles around the aforementioned Swiss shitters.
Will there ever be another full 82 for Laine? I hope he can come back and score lots of powerplay goals for Montreal.
Dahlin checks a lot of boxes
>>151587683Zero chance
>>151586479No he’s trading our prospects to save the team
>>151581992KWAB why are ya mad bud
Copey jsnt even from Vegas he’s just a bandwagoner
>>151587683He's got a bottle of alcohol in one hand and a controller in the other while getting last places in fortnite.
Lmao what if Kevin Nash played junior hockey in Canada? He would be a 7foot tall Theo Fleury
>>151587840He's doesn't drink
>>151587892>digits
>>151587914How do you know that?
>>151587914
c'est terminé
F
>>151588251how why
>>151588210And all of Finland breathes a sigh of relief.
>>151588374><While the cause of death has not been confirmed, the focus remains on celebrating a life defined by heart, integrity, and passion.>Our deepest condolences go out to his family, friends, and the wider hockey community.
>>151588442So, suicide.
>breathes a sigh of resignation
>>151588600Some one from the press will find out soon, but the family is keeping it secret so far
>flyers
>>151588650
Don't forget to mute the intermission.
chill out and eat a pickle
>>151588903
>>151588876I usually go a jerk one out and then come back
>>151588442Another vaccine death most likely
>>151587826retard
Looks like Zegras can’t keep up with my Islanders, what a zoomer faggot
any ball /hoc/key chads in here?
>>151589059>he plays with balls
>>151588961I hope you don't have too many games to watch this day.
>>151589059idk what this is but we used tennis balls in the cul de sac during the 90sthose plastic street hockey balls hurt so fucking much lmao
Roy and Maccielli have not even half the points Marner has on VegasThe fuck do Toronto fans smoke?
>>151588210peak moment back at the height of Lainemaniahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7nEs6OgC5g
>>151589110>The Garyfellas
>>151589181Smoking on home grown right now
Hockey
>>151589392
You now remember kylington
>>151588251Vaxx status?
There's some strong rumors that there's going to be either a new hockey league in Finland or that multiple teams are getting kicked down from Liiga.
>>151589726Im vaccinated and got one booster and I feel fine.
>>151589780well, you're not
>>151589780>I feel fine
>>151589850>>151589803That was 4 years ago get a grip
>>151589162A floorball stuffed with a plastic bag inside.>>151589740Bad economy or do they think that the overall quality of the league will be better if they "trim some fat"?
Flyers just got scored on by two niggas
>>151589115yeah you're mom's balls
>>151589871>do they think that the overall quality of the league will be better if they "trim some fat"?This is what everyone has been asking for years now. There's just too many teams in Liiga now and Mestis doesn't gather any interest outside of Jokerit.
>>151589907Tocchet is the most overrated Marner coach in the NHL.
Sean Avery spoke of his opinion of the New York Islanders and their fans:Nowhere else in the country do people spit at you, throw bottles at you, throw quarters at you, throw batteries at you and say, "Hey, I did your mother last night—she's a whore." I talked about what degenerates they were and they proved me right
>>151589181Finns are basically animals who act on pure instinct, good players but they have to always face the right way or this happens
>>151589966>you're mom'sHELLO SAR
>>151590113Woah Sean Avery, not the noted scumbag player who can't play hockey to save his life!
>>151590164Wikipedia says he was a crucial piece to defeating the devils in 5 games in 2008.
>>151590196Did Avery win a cup or anything important besides being a retarded wigger?
>>151587026Liar. Stop it.
>>151590113Based Long Island chuds
>>151590113>Hey, I did your mother last night—she's a whorelmao
Teams that need to be relocated UtahFlamesWildIslanders DevilsPenguinsDucks/sanjose
>>151590113>throw batteries at youDo people randomly carry around batteries?
>>151589989It's funny, there's been some talk in Swedish hockey media to add two teams to the SHL because some people believe that there's enough bigger markets for it.The problem as I see it is that it would make Hockeyallsvenskan less interesting, and you need every team to invest to win every season, but with diminishing returns due to more teams. I guess that's been Liiga's problem too that a few teams each season can't/won't compete and starts to sell off players before the transfer deadline to get some money back and to avoid paying salaries.
>>151590335Teams that actually will be relocated: Calgary
>>151590335But the ducks and shorks are already in the sunbelt
>>151590113Avery approached the assembled reporters in the dressing room and stated, "I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about, but enjoy the game tonight." At the time, two of Avery's ex-girlfriends were dating fellow NHL players: actress Elisha Cuthbert was dating Flames defenceman Dion Phaneuf, and model Rachel Hunter was dating Kings centre Jarret Stoll.
>>151590113Based thug fans. We need more blue-collar emotions in hockey and less corporate suits truing to neuter the game.
>>151590379I carry one in my vehicle.
>>151590113jlmi
>>151590335Some would argue those teams are in the best markets available to the NHL
>>151590335Flames, Wild, Penguins don't have bad attendance and Utah hasn't even been given a chance
Just dropping by to let you know my Frölunda are shutting Luleå out and marching towards their 8th straight win :)
>>151590566>don't have badYou can say good.
Kind of crazy and interesting how cool my mind works, you mention batteries and I automatically think of the relationship between a pitcher and catcher in baseball, while the rest of you can only think of what you're putting in your gizmos. Crazy we share this crazy blue marble we call planet
>>151590113What’s lost in this text is Avery was complimenting them
>>151590648It's going to be so funny when our league rotates between the same 4 winning teams year after year from now on
Gary really stomped on Fridgeman's head in that interview when Friedgeman tried to present the question with Marchand saying the taxes help, and Gary's just like “no, that’s not why he signed, I don’t care what Marchand said. Here’s why he signed in Florida..”Freidmann went quiet as a mouse after Gary raised his voice there and completely dropped and rebuttal or follow-up questions.
>>151590449Federov cucked Bure over Anna Kournikova.
>tony chud>tony dukeRangers-Islanders is the Forbidden Broship
>>151590875When Chief Rabbi scolds you, you listen.
Marshall Warren
>>151590978We don't just make up hockey players here
Treliving is outing himself as one of the (admittedly the best) GMs in Gary's rumoured, double secret 'Nhl Department of Forced Parity'.His purpose is to help stack sunbelt teams while hamstringing teams into years of mediocrity with bad signings and trading away futures.
>>151590978Already better than Romanov lol
>>151591053Does Gary have a Department of Shit Teams for Retards, for your team?
Cantpucks trading Pettershit for Zacha lmao
>>151591164>Department of Shit Teams for RetardsThat's just silliness.
>>151591053I thought leafs fans wanted this
>>151590915Based i bet fedorov fucked kournikova and hingis at the same time. stacked them and fucked one pussy and then went right into the other. They probably did lines of coke off his cock
>>151591252Most of those people are idiots.
I hit up the local Lidl for some pidzer and beer to get ready for tonight's games
>>151592034It feels good to get the chores done.
>>151590698Reading this made want to commit battery
Smashing through the boundaries lunacy has found me
Marshall Warren already has done more in one game than Romanov has all season lmao
Never heard of this black fella Warren before today
Smashing pumkins only had one good son
flames rags tomorrow i think the flames will win do you think so too>pic semi related
>>151591264G-go on
>>151592447Pic will probably be relevant today
Drouin sucks
Zegras SCARRRRING at will. Torts BTFO.
>>151592674God I hate that ugly bitch
>>151592692STIFFEN UP HERE!
my mammies are looking good
fourokin sisters it's happening again...
>>151592674dios mio (in french)
How about a pee pee for my Islanders?
its a saturday night and im home alone chugging beers watching metroslop. kwab. hope philly loses atleast
its up
tiffie makes ya stiffie
>>151593163Fake, Zacha got traded
>>151592674>>151592925Mon dieu...
>>151593289no
>>151593379Calling me a lier bitch?
free point
>>151592776I had a dream I accidentally uploaded a picture of myself here once
>>151593626i never upload cell phone pics even though I know how to clear metadata and 4chan is supposed to clear exif when you post
I've had marners marner before but that marner was the marnerest marner that ever marned
>>151593142Thank you for your service.
>>151593142You mean you don't do that every Saturday night?
UH, HELLO WONGCOUVER
Who is hungry?
my avies! :)mackinnon!
my avies :)lehkonen!
>>151593900looks like something ted would eat
>>151593900No, just had chili and cornbread. But can you wrap that for later?
>>151593142https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpessI9ho-U
zadorov is so bad. hampus always injured. lohrie always making mistakes. mcavoy worse than he used to bepooins have no defense
>>151592546god damn the fact you're right
>>151594033Mason lohrei is cool he was a -50 like the guys on the expansion capitals and senators
JLMI
Kek ole piss bout to blow it
kwab even i could have saved michkovs shot i even said hes shooting left. goalies suck
lou is fucking retardednegroes are known for being shit at penalties
>>151594216brilliant insight
>>151594183blessed atlantic hours
>>151594238ruzzians always go slow out the boards then cut in and shoot left
Morgan Geekie is better than Connor Geekie
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New thread>>151594383>>151594383>>151594383
>>151594494based>>151594514fuck off fag
yeah there's not a chance i'm posting in a swedish thread
>>151593516Yes.
Lmao all canadian teams have USAmerican captains
