Trade Rumors:>Yaguars listening to trade offers for WR Brian Thomas Jr>Aints are FIRM on not trading WR Chris Olave>Stillers looking to get totally straight and not gay Aaron Rodgers extra help with receivers>Bills currently looking for help with another receiver>Bronkuks looking to make a huge trade before the deadlinepossible huge sellers:Dolphins, Jets, Titans, RaidersPossible huge buyers:Bills, Pats, Cowgoys
Post frogs of my Commanders which are beaten up and have black eyes and stuff
• Most playoff wins of all time• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most flags per game in NFL history• Most penalty yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time
Rashee Rice dindu nuffin he a good boy
>>151609267If you think about it, Patrick Mahomes was the real victim of that crash.
>>151609132I KNEEL
>>151609323Just more adversity for Pat to overcome...... When will he catch a break?
Niners beating Houston tomorrow
>>151605831>Raidersthey won't even let go of Crosby
>>151605831Is three firsts for Lamar a fair deal?
The chiefs are the biggest frauds to ever exist in all of nfl history. No other team that's as loaded as the queefs would have lost two Superbowls (no thanks to their pathetic qb performance I might add). The 5-11 patriots under a rookie Brady won two Superbowl back to back something only the real goat could've done.Brady and the patriots never had any games in the owl come down to a random dpi in the past 2 minutes to get an asterick ring whereas the chiefs have 3 asterick rings.
dead threadshit thread
>Chiefs rookie LT Josh Simmons expected to rejoin team 'in a few weeks' as he deals with family matterwhat kind of family matter takes "a few weeks" to settle
>>151609538The World Series is on, plus college ball
>>151609604Who are we rooting for here in 'fl
>>151609551conversion therapy to purge the homosexual thoughts from his head
Cowboys two new players:FS D'Squarius Green Jr. CB Davoin Shower HandelWhy are Americans like this?
>>151609469jacobi meyers, saar.
>>151609443Lukewarm take. Give me something spicy.
just fucking kill me
>>151609667>doyers>SEC
I like George Pickens.
>>151610029You want something spicy?*unzips dick*
>>151609869You fell for that meme didn't you? You can't trust anyone on X anymore people LARP as team reporters just to shitpost. The name is from a Key & Peele skit
>>151609604A&M has a good QB, doyer good pitcher
>>151610029Fields randomly wins
>>151610135Nigger
>>151609667Meant to reply to (you)
>>151610170Predicting a Browns L is spicy now?
I really want to have gay sex tomorrow but I don't want to miss football :^(
>>151609869>>151610168For me, it's X-Wing @Aliciousness
>>151610279Go back to new zealand
>>151610279Go to Kansas City
>>151610359downright peculiar
>>151610234>Browns Lit's Bungles. desu I could see a lot of upsets tomorrow. Bills lose to the Panthers as Allen continues his fall from grace. Cousins sucks and loses to the Dolphs. Pats lose to Browns. Saints over Buccs.Cowboys win is really the main upset i'm feeling.
>>151610291I like some of their stuff but I didn't find the NFL player names thing that funny. Think they could've been more creative instead of making the skit just listing dumb names. World's Worst Liar still kills my sides https://youtu.be/3HI5CQ4Oc1I?si=yfd_7vyzvGiDUuN4
Time to own these ratturds
why the FUCK do my Bucs play at 4pm tomorrow?
>>151609869Are excited about Al-Shakira Mossad-Smith being promoted to your national team?
raiders aren’t trading anyone you dumb homo >were poised to go on a run after this bye
>>151610181Wow that's racist
>>151610453is penis injured? why would cousins play my lolphins?
>>151610168>you cant trust anyone on x Except Dov
>>151610575YesPenix JrTyrod TaylorBrock PurdyJayden DanielsShadeurLamemeAlmost every black QB is injured/out
>>151610575Yes, bone bruise for Micropeen. Cousins starts. Still think Falcs win.
>>151610595True. It's Dov against the world
>Ravens aren't tradingSo I guess its a 1-16 season
>>151610633blax do crack it seems
>>151610633>purdy
Has lameme actually completely given up? wtf is going on with the ravens
Owl Rumors:>dem boyz gonna finna boutta win da
>>151610822>ayo so my mammy say i aint finna gotta play to get mah money
>>151610822Theyre about to be 1-7. They should shut him down for the season
>>151610822its a hamstring
>>151610803d-did I stutter?
>>151610822Common conspiracy theory is it seems like he's trying to get Harbaugh fired. Alternatively, the Ravens were trying to pressure him into playing by clearing him to play and he refused so they backed down.
fake and gaye cant even outduel geno smINT kek
>>151610515one Pacific/Mountain time team has a home game tomorrow
>>151610965Strip the background and put an explosion behind them with cash raining down and that's a No Limit album cover
Broncos play at 2:30 tomorrow
>>151611100nice tripdubs
>be a top 3 receiver in the NFL>name yourself after an affordable sedani don't get it
Is it possible to watch Thursday Night Football on Youtube TV? Is there a way to link your prime account or something?
Apologize to Arch.
i hate boreball so much
>>151611203Why didn't he throw the game winning td? I saw the replay but didn't hear why he wasn't in.
>>151611250How should i know? I dont watch cfb either
>>151611195Streams free on twitch so no need to
>>151611250got injured and went out
Do I really have to watch my Eagles play the Giants again? It was 3 weeks ago, who makes the match schedules, they're stupid.
I am transitioning to an almost total ramen diet. What is the cheapest way to supplement my diet to maintain health?
>>151611307kwab cant even beat mississippi state without a backup saving his ass
Current point differentials by division:>AFC North: -157>AFC East: -41>AFC West: 36>AFC South: 26Combined: -136>NFC North: 87>NFC East: 7>NFC West: 121>NFC South: -79 (only division to not have a single team with a positive PD)Combined: 136
>>151611314My Bucs end the season with 2/3 against Carolina
>>151611355useless conference, imagine letting the same mutt steamroll you for 7 years straight.
>>151611364Carolina and the Red Rocket will shit all over Faker and the Cucs. Carolina will win the divsion because Faker Gayfield got exposed in Detroit.
>>151611323Multi vitamin and protein powder, and Doordash or suck dicks so you can afford real food.
>>151611401its pronounced detoilet
>>151611355The AFC has far worse teams (Jests, Tits, Phins) but the top competition is just as good in the AFC as the NFC theres just less bottomfeeders in the NFC
>>151611314scared of another L?
>>151611418Id concede that if you had won but Faker got absolutely fucking exposed on prime time and kept begging the refs to ungape his bussy. Faker sucked ass and the Loins exposed him as a KWABOTW.
Skattebo and Big Dom throw hands tomorrow. Mayhem ensues. Philly fans storm field. Riot scene. Game is cancelled.
>>151611364Faker is never making a superbowl, hes Winston 2.0
>>151611464this is a gaped browns fan speaking
The Ravens play the Bears tomorrow however only one team can win
aren't the punthers saddled with bryce dung? am i missing something?
>>151611544Injured, Andy Dalton is playing instead.
>>151611507Baker and the Bucs exist as a team just good enough to put out a bunch of fun games and maybe even a short playoff run. Nobody should think of them as a serious team.
Instructoris Simius
You have to play all 4 quarters
if you guys think QB play is bad now just wait, it's going to get even worse
>>151611632Coach I have turf bussy.
>Tyson Bagent takes over for Gayleb after he throws his 4th INT>wins because Pooper Flush is worseHow would espee react
>Ben Johnson turns Tyson Bagent into Jared GoffHow would espee react
Football is for Americans
Bagies make you seethe?
>>151611658>Pooper FlushHe's not playing Tyler Huntley is
>>151611679Saw it coming last year 2bh.
>>151611710My point stands
>>151611648That stat line is very racist
I dropped my fucking PS5 on the ground as I was unloading the car. Haven't powered it up yet but I hope it's ok.
>>151611648Post that on your real account coward
>>151611570you shouldve seen the watch party I went to for the Bucs vs Lions game, there was so many tards there convinced that Faker was going to bring the team to a No. 1 seed in the NFC and a Superbowl run and kept progressively getting more pissed as the night went on and his bitch ass was exposed. Most left quietly during the 4th quarter. Hearing "Come on Baker" all fucking night was hilarious.
>>151611752If it's not I'll send you my Wii U. Better console anyway
>>151611827bitch must be going up to the suicide forest if she's a titans fan
damn they quakey tonight
>>151611314Anytime you play a division opponent you should play them back to back weeks
>>151611851sat next to an nfl camera guy on flight once, must be an incredibly comfortable life
>>151611851Cornball ahhh blud
>>151611873it's basedthe world needs more punky QBs
my phins phinna get their bussy blown out tomorrow bros, any advice?
>>151611648that's what a sport that ties around something it doesn't understand gets
>>151612080suicide so you never have to watch another dolphins game
>>151611149
Good evening, I fucking hate Baker Mayfield
>>151609551Stillbirth or late term miscarriage.
>>151612165kek
shit teams, shit games
>>151612247Packers Steelers and Cowboys Broncos might be good
>>151612247>vikings>intz
>>151612247Bears with Tyson Bagent are a 15-2 team
>>151612247looks like a good redzone day for me. Time to sleep
>no early morning game to watchthat means i get mcdonalds breakfast
There should be more marine animal based teams
>>151612395Based
>>151612412The Washington Bluefin Tuna
>>151612395shame chick-fil-a is closed on Sundays
>>151611632That's crazy talk!
>>151612395Are you gonna get the iShowSpeed Meal?
>>151612492
>>151612247>burs ravens>girls broncs>gnats philthy>packers stoolersI'm looking forward to all these tbqhwyf
>>151612508It costs $6.70 too!
>>151612592
>>151612247My team is on a bye week go Texans I guess
>>151612247>dart after he heems himself trying to sweep the giggles
Bears are injured and Ravens injured. So who's gonna win or blow out the other?
>>151612664if my bears dont win i concede that they suck ass
>>151612664lameme isn't playing and he is the entire ravens offensealso bears are learning how to run the ball and the ravens can't stop the run
>>151612664Khmet will be unstoppable
>>151612687he's out, hopefully loveland finally gets some production
>>151612690FUCK he got stopped already
Is Khalil Mack still elite?
>>151612714no but he's alright
been thinkin about dual threat qbs again
>>151612792... and how much i hate them
Yeah you could say I'm a fan of football. Real passionate about the gridiron, every Sunday. My favorite team? Well I don't I have a favorite, I just love the game.
>>151612798coward
anyone else plan on watching some football tomorrow
>>151612826I read that in his voice. Good job.
Paying Lamar all that fucking money is going to turn into arguably the worst decision the Ravens have ever made as a franchise.
>>151613005At least he won two MVPs.
>>151613005Why didn't they give him more help?
>>151613005We'll see based on if they lose to the Bears of all people
>>151613005goof is making move money than lameme but the lions seem to have no problem putting a team around him
>>151611679Bagent has a noodle arm
Stroud winning Bussy Of The Week
Gm lads
>Super Bowls < MVP awards There's retards that believe this
>>151613005Nothing can ever be worse than deciding to move to Baltimore.
My left big toe hurts
>>151613136Nah come on.
>>151605831Can someone please explain to me, clearly and concisely, what the fuck "bix nood" means?I have been browsing this shit hole since 2006 and I've still never seen it explained.
>>151613149my arm feel funny
MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD
>>151612826Team NA is one of the most popular in the league
>>151613166Your butthole about to feel funny too*Takes out my throbbing cock*
Power Rankings of who it's most fun to argue with 8 weeks into the season:1. Viqueer webm spammer2. The Kiwi3. The entire general when I feel like defending Mahomes.
mina
Why did Lamar give up? The Ravens can still make the playoffs.
>>151613149Name it Jalen :D
>>151613188shitting on fanboys of shit players that write novels about them like mcsharty and seeing them go quiet when im proven right
>>151613205he don't got that dawg in him
>utes blown out by 43 pointsYeah I’m thinking shadman carried that team
>>151613141>won 2 super bowlsNo that was a good decision actually
>>151613188>defending mahomesYeah he's good he's just really ugly and annoying and has a rapist brother that he keeps in his life which is a big red flag
>>151613171Bo Nix and Dak Prescott need to play a full 4 quarters to decide the outcome
>>151613458Bo only needs 1
Kelsie is basedboy wojack GronkKittle is inbred hillbilly retard Gronk
Bills are gonna lose to the Panthers. Honestly I'd prefer them to keep losing this year so McDermott and Beane get skinned alive.
>>151613498>skinned aliveMaybe just getting fired would be sufficient
>>151613393He's also just not gonna be the GOAT and his fanboys need to stop saying otherwise. He'll never catch Brady, not in anything that matters. He's already 30 and he's not even halfway to Brady's ring total.
>>151613518>already 30 and he's not even halfway to Brady's ring totalBrady wasn't halfway to his ring total at 30 either, thougheverI agree with you though
reminder the kiwi bots this thread when his discord trannies are asleep
Spencer Rattler is more handsome than Patrick Mahomes
>>151613554So is a steaming pile of dog shit
Coach Prime Time
>>151613552No one cares, kys
new Nix just dropped.... and yes, it's real
>>151613554So is a big pile of ice cream
>>151611323unironically, canned stuff. sardines, herring & the underwood ham & chicken cans. they are regularly 3 for a dollar here. box of bisquick, 1 egg & cup of milk makes 12 biscuts. for vitamins, dandelions. root & leaves are edible.
>>151613531I hate that I've seen probably the peak of the NFL as a league and it's all downhill from here. I watched in the days of Brady, the Mannings, Rodgers in his prime, Big Ben, Drew Brees, Andrew Luck, Ray Lewis and Ed Reed on defense, Brian Dawkins, Ndamukong Suh, Gronk, Randy Moss and Terrell Owens. I watched fucking gods play. The modern NFL can't compare, and I'm not sure it ever will again.
>>151613510no no... we need a blood sacrifice to feed the grass of The Pit.
>>151613646You look like an Eagles fan to me.
>>151613638It's going to gradually get worse and worse because more parents will pull their kids out of football due to cte and the talent pool will shrink
>>151613630You enjoy 'deenz do you? Very much a man of culture. I'm more of a 'chovies man myself but both are for true connoisseurs. Highly recommend white 'chovies if you've never tried em
>>151613655No one with parents that dumb, cowardly and helicopter was going to produce any professional level talent anyway
>>151613676Then why are players getting worse
>>151613597>>151613620there he goes flaghopping, you will never be a woman
Is arch back?
>>151613681all the players are straightline speed monkeys and the utter retardation that is football philosophy doesn't know how to counter it
'deenz, 'chovies, 'almon, 'una, 'eans and 'kels. get it in ya. you'll be a srong lad in no time
>>151613630Where the hell do you live that you can get deviled ham for 33 cents a can, the 1970s? That shit's $2.50 here. Not even from a real grocery store, from one of those discount stores where they send all the stuff they can't charge full price for.
>>151613742>deviled hamNever had this, is it like spam?
>>151613638People say the same thing every 10 years. Times change.
Give it to me straight lads, how badly are the bengals losing this game This has trap game all over it
>>151613681college is nothing but gay faggot spread offenses run by mental midget >black qbs so players never learn properlygay faggot anti-contact rules in a contact sport
>>151613781>jests>bustin startingWould take several catastrophic unlucky mistakes for the Bengals to lose
>>151613781kek just force fields to beat you with his arm
>>151613764Nah, it's diced ham with mayo and mustard. Ever have deviled eggs? Same idea but they don't stuff it back in the pig carcass to serve it. You can get canned ham though which comes in an oval shaped metal can kind.
What the fuck happened to offenses using running backs as receivers? I don't mean dumpoffs either. actual routes.I swear between 2009 and 2014 there was a huge trend of runningbacks motioning to the LOS lining out wide or in the slot and crossing the field.
>>151613781'cco will dice em up without Sauce. I don't see a trap game personally but I am interested to see how the run game looks. Chase Brown was popping some big runs against the Steelers I feel like that has a bigger chance to be a mirage than the passing game
>>151613819Slot receivers/tight ends along with throwing to a back being treated like a long hand off became the meta. It'll come back around, remember when everybody was doing jet sweeps like 5-8 years ago and now you might see 1 or 2 a game?
Saints browns cowboys and steelers get da upset
>>151605831>>151605831bois i got WAS +11.5GB -3.0TEN +16.0DAL +3.5TB -3.5SF +2.5CHI +2.5CAR +7.5NYG +7.0CLE +7.0ATL -7.5
>>151613764https://youtu.be/uBjso3VE6MIpotted meats
>>151613819name 2
>>151613886I would genuinely go opposite in all of these
>>151613927Theo riddick and Reggie bush
>>151613930PFF data says otherwisemost of these "underdogs" are actually better in more than half of the statistical break downs.plus going off power rankings across the most popular publications, they're either at or below the spread, or its close enough, it makes sense to take points
>>151611203>Beat unranked shitters
>>151613953PFF does betting analysis now?
>>151613886Wtf??!? I literally put my entire net worth on the opposite of all of these happening. How fucked am I??
Drunk cigarettes do not count
>>151613997Based. I'll smoke two then
LSU needs to fire Brian Kelly, dude has no charisma and the entire team hates him.
Waking up to my Panthers going 5-3 by running right through the Bills' defense with their superior ground game
>>151614007It’s Sunday seek help
>>151613981yes, but i look at advanced stats more than just Odds bookersaggregated rankings and PFF team stat scores are my go to for CFB and NFL.i raked up good today (altho i fuckin failed to get my first ticket in before 9am and lost out on those early games)its always a work in progress, but typically "power rankings" is that team's expected rank vs the spread of that week, so if a majority of the popular PRs fall under or below, coupled with the PFF individual criteria breakdowns mesh well, i feel safe better that way.i dont have the luxury of mutliple books, my state just allows ReBet so I have to put in a certain level of analysis, vs just bookfarming which i'd much rather be able to do.
>>1516140343 day weekend in my cunt. Labour day. I'm gonna getting druk, shitposting and playing kino (Enderal)
>>151614061Ok carry on
>>151614007Interesting ash tray genius
Where is Lamar Jackson?
>>151614007Hey man, did you use your neetbux to fuel your addictions?
>>151614117Hiding from the bears.
>>151613188>when i feel like defending mahomesfren, you are not defending mahomes, you are straight-up forcing him into every conversation and every thread along with your team. we get it fren, you have a top 7 qb of all time but it's quite annoying for you to have four gamethreads open on a redzone day at the same time and post the same mahomie stats and pics unprompted
>>151614193tldr stop acting like a victim with the "no u started it" attitude and just accept that everyone shits on everyone's teams and that you're not helping but escalsting the mahomes and chiefs hate
>>151614193Chiefs fans are so uppity they unironically take "top 7 QB of all time" as an insult. If you say anyone except Brady is better than Mahomes they throw a wobbly
>>151614117he got addicted to opiates
>>151614232you can just say that Brady is better and we get the same reaction pic and same copypasted stats from a notepad file, it's very odd fren
>>151610515because god cursed the football fans for tomorrow
>>151614193TRVTH NVKEbtw the Schizo will accuse you if being a Kiwi on a VPN now
>>151613473based
Ngl people who insert 'fren' in every post all give off massive 5'8, wristlet chinlet hairlet vibes.
>>151614263you have a german flag, which probably means you are turkish. lanklets, normlets, manlets, and midgets take waht you say with a grain of sand.
>>151614248>"b-but I'm not saying Mahomes is better than Brady. I'm saying he has a better start to his career"This is how he would respond to your post btw. When you're here long enough, you can read the Chiefs Schizo like a book
>>151614263Thanks for the input, fren
>>151613195Imagine the instant regret you'd feel firing off a huge load into Mina
>>151614257of course he does lmao>>151614263it just means that maybe my posts aren't meant for you, fren :D
>>151614286Respectable reply>>151614278Its fine. Im not here to prove anything. A man who must say "I am white" is not white.
>>151614279actually he replies that "but you guys started with when you came to our gamethreads and post mean mahomes memes and refballs memes". that dude should just chill out
>>151614117He out eating street meat and playing COD with Kyler Murray
>>151614307never said "i was white' you silly jeet/turk/african hybrid. please neck yourself.
>>151614396I was talking about myself and being fine with people assuming Im turkish but nice projection lmao
>>151614307warum sind Deutscher sehr Dumm? lol
I'm not actually white I'm Greek. F in chat
>>151614416ja...sicher....sie mussen mehr english vor Englisch sprechen.
>>151614424>>151614436Wir sind nicht dumm, nur unglaublich autistisch. Bitte beachten Sie nächstes Mal die korrekte Groß- und Kleinschreibung. Sie haben mich ausgelöst.
Remember when this heterosexual vagina lover told reporters "yea I've been immunized" then the normans seethed because he hadn't got the kike spike he just took some vitamins keeeeeeeeeeek
>>151614462Aids and the vaxx don't mix, it would have killed him.
>>151614462No I dont.
>>151614460nein. mein gross und kleinscheirbungen sind bedeutunglos. noch, ich mag baierischedeutsche vor hochdeutsch.
>>1516144772020 covid season was unironically the most fun and unpredictable NFL season. Maybe not in terms of actual Superbowl winner but week to week there was so much chaos. Games getting moved, entire coaching staffs and QB rooms wiped out, took+coom+roob in Tampa Bay, AFC North intra division kino, McVay vs Goff drama etc. you missed such fun times
>>151614462I will be honest at first I thought he was a stubborn retard, then I realized the truth that I was a sheep and he was a lion of a man.
>>151614489>nochHä? Außerdem verstehst du kein Bayrisch du alberner Ami
>>151614396Relax fren
>>151614503>fake crowd noise in the broadcastsNah that shit was laaaammee
>>151614516oida, i verstehe di Sprache mehr als di.it is difficult, i will not lie, but i try.
>>151614550>spricht ÖsterreichischAlles klärchen Bärchen.
>>151614515I realized by August 2020 it was all fucking retarded bullshit. I took it seriously living in Melbourne, wearing masks, reading about health risks even stroke risks in newspapers there, not socializing or going out too often etc for months but by August I was fully "this is all fucking kike propaganda" and just went along for the ride
>>151614564jawohl mustafa
Covid times were so mid fr fr ong
Are we headed for 0-8, Jets fans? Will they go 0-17?
>>151614542No/limited crowds sucked everyone will admit but the memes and virtual crowds were hilarious posting wise. Teams doing those virtual crowds was funny as fuck
>>151613646dem boys
>>151614633Nah, Viqueens
what did he mean by this?
>>151614652it means he's buck broken, and will make it his mission to beat the bronkuks.
It's that time /nfl/
>>151614462Imagine the seethe if rodgers get the steelers to the superbowl
>>151614742I hate marvel. I hate its overrepresentation in popular culture. Fuck this garbage. Ill keep rewatching LOTR, Star wars I-VI and Gladiator until I die. Anything else is not worth my time.
>>151614760He's injured
>>151614788I didn't mean it's shadoodoo time to start I just meant it's time we listened to shadoodoo
>Literally impossible that my Cardinals lose todayGIVE ME HARDER BATTLES
>>151614808I think you should have picked a different team to root for.The Cardinals have only been to 1 super bowl and they did it as a 9-7 meme team, then lost of course.That's where the franchise peaked.
>>151613181>la rams ranked 18 wut
The Buccaneers currently have a point differentiate of -1
>>151614859I thought it was gonna be a Saints upset but now I feel like after how week 18 last year went and how bad they got BTFO by the Wions I think they're gonna beat the fuck out of them start to finish. Like 34-13 level ass whooping
kwabooty
>>151614838Idc. Its MY team now. And I will NOT abandon them.
Going on reddit is probably the biggest kwab
btw looking forward to a stress free comfy redzone with my /nfl/ frens :) my favourite matchups are giants-eagles and bears-ravens, would love to watch packers game but cant be remote on monday this time :(
>>151615025I'll see you in /redzone/ in 7 hours my bro. Say a prayer for my Ravens. It's been a long time since our last win.....
>>151615037yes i will root for you guys because bears are escaping from vikies otherwise :D
>>151614938meanwhile I'm unironically the dude in the NFL hat
>>151614904why are mods always such fags no matter the website?
kangz make ya seethe
>>151615088Why did this get deleted? If the mods are gonna be fags again I'll start switching networks and spamming porn in the catalog again like I did 2023
>>151615088where are people getting these helmets ive seen alot of them
>is the Intercontinental MVP in your path>is the MVP of the League in your pathNow ever since a nigga was a seedOnly thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballinRidin' on these niggas 'cause they lameIn a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?Blame it on my momma I'm a thug niggaUp before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealersTell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bombBust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDEAin't nobody love me as a broke niggaFinger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggasI love my females strapped, then fuck her from the backI get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?Passed by while these niggas wonder whyI got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to tryDid I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shedFor all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, niggaStill Ballin'
>>151615183international MVP of cuckoldry
any chance the eagles lose again
HERE WE GO v. HERE WE BO
>>151615535Definitely. Gnats will be playing with a chip on their shoulder after last week's humiliating defeat.
Wht could the Raiders get for trading Mad Maxx98?
>>1516157221st, cond.ft. 1st, 3rd and a player
>>1516157222 firsts to use on a dual threat QB
>>151615760Sellers is a meme. It’s Mendoza or bust.
>>151615891developmental death after getting drafted by the jets
don't draft lineman, don't hire good coaches, don't be patient, just take the top QB prospect and everything will magically work outthis is why teams like the browns, jets, and raiders will be shit for another 2-3 decades
>>151616429Just wait bro. there isn't enough talent at the line and in coaching for them to succeed.
>>151616429The league changed the rules to the point that none of those things matter. It’s all about drafting an elite QB. That’s the difference to winning an Owl or not. The league pretends its all about parity but it isn’t. You either get the QB right or your HC/GM will eventually get canned
>>151614117Sucking dick
>>151616429I mean LT and C are more important than QB so yeah.
>>151616574elite QBs can make good teams great, but no level of QB can make a shit team good on his own
Cowgoys are about to feel the wrath of Bo Nix
>>151615183LolDaily reminder Hurts is a better QB
>>151615064People who have no power or social standing or anything IRL are the only ones who spend enough time on a website and want to become a mod. Once they get a virtual taste of what they've never had, they go crazy.
>>151616429keep my raidies name out your mouth, tripweenie
>>151616698your team is paying nearly $40 million a year for a 35 year old Geno Smith, I genuinely pity you
>>151616721were making a run after the bye youll see
>>151614760We don't care what type of music you listen to, fag.
>>151616764Coward
>>151614760>typical wigger music
>>151616574The Browns had Baker Mayfield and let him walk. The Eagles just won a super bowl with Hurts. An elite O line is way more important than an elite QB if you can't have both.
JAY NOOOOOOOOOO!
>>151616849hes so shitfaced lol
>>151616721Geno was average last year, it's the Raiders fault for thinking an average QB wouldn't faulter when surrounded by a complete dogshit line and WR group.
>>151614760>shedeur makes shitty SoundCloud raplol, lmao even
>>151610135Take a shower and eat better.
>>151616866And there it is
i fucking hate shaving my legs
No London slop?
>no more early london gamesI'm gonna door dash until the games start to pay for the booze and food for this afternoon.
>>151616905Good thing she's covering her tits here wouldn't want to reveal too much.
please stop posting porn on here
>>151611314>who makes the match schedulesit used to be one married couple for 40 years but a couple years ago they were replaced with an algorithm
>>151616849>I'm an advanced roadside impairment detection enforcement officergod I hate cops so fucking much
>he's a bandwagon fan
>can't find the time to stay in shape>can find the time to slide into DMsi hate deebo so fucking much
>>151617029forgot my pic
>>151616905What football position is she best suited for?
>>151616982>Bandwagoning every team that wins a SB and abandoning them when they lose
>>151616872I agree.
>>151616982Even if your team doesn't win it's a good time.
>>151616975That shit was funny though. Clearly said ironically
>>151616903Trip on, Temujin
>>151617078Is that you Snoop?
>>151616866Morning! :-)
>>151617121Oh fo shizzle my n izzle
When the bills lose today McDermott and Beane still won't be fired. Josh should demand a trade while he is still in his prime.
>be McDermott>specialty is run stopping defense>run stopping defense is ranked 32
Rhodesia looks like it was paradise on earth
>>151616975>>151617115it's a specific title like detective and they have to use it when interacting with suspects because of the floyd riots
>>151617069Tight end
>>151617090And if they wanted a tank commander at QB they should've got one who wasn't 35 years old.
My Patties :)
>>151617164>>151617090>>151616872shut up
>stoolers vs puckersWho ya got?Which do you racist bastards trust less?Black coaches or black QBs?
>>151617179GODgers finna feast
>>151617179Id trust Rodgers more than Love.
>>151616849never talk to the police
>>151617152i think we say Zimbabwe now anon
>>151617179Rodgers will try, but Tomlin is a kwab that will get bootyblasted after the Packers figure out his retarded schemes
>>151617188>>151617197As a lions fan I fucking hate it but Rodgers winning means green gay drops below the lions AND burrs in the NFCN and that's just too funny
Today we are all dem boyz
>>151617115>ironicallylisten to the vid with sound. he was being dead seriousthe only thing worse than a pig is a pretentious pig
>>151617202>be shitfaced drunk>get pulled over >”I KNOW MY RIGHTS” *burp*have fun on EWU
>>151617041her twitter is fucking kino
>>151617218sorry fren this is broncos county tonight, they're playing the chiefs
>>151617226it would have taken hours of arguing and waiting for backup to drag him to the hospital for a blood test if he said nothing. instead he incriminated himself and got arrested immediately.
>>151617266it wouldve taken 20 seconds of arguing and then hes eating pavement touch grass
>>151617226the correct answer is i will only answer questions and make a statement with the consultation of my legal counsel and then you stop talking
>>151617224Youre right. It’s called ARIDE, lolhttps://www.nhtsa.gov/sites/nhtsa.gov/files/documents/aride_participant_manual-tag.pdf
>>151617250Fucking kek
>>151617250kek
>>151617179Steelers are 6-2 in the last 8 games vs the Packers, so Rodgers will probably pull a win out of his ass or the Packers will fuck up on special teams. Some inane bullshit like that.
>>151617266the second he refuses a roadside test he's arrested in kentucky
>>151617261holy mlly what a brainfart! :D but sorry fren, it's the cowboys which makes rooting for them difficult and broncos need the win so chiefs will not win their division :D that was my thoughtprocess
>>151617276You say that after they read you your miranda rights
>>151617276Strong dumbass sovereign citizen energy
>>151617302you dont refuse, you do this>>151617276this is a long established guidance from every dui lawyer in the country. shut the fuck up and maybe youve got a chance. talk and youre fucked
>>151617321>>151617276we got Reddit law here
>>151617069Is prone bone a football position?
>>151617336Anyone ever tried basedmilk? I tried chocolate oat milk one time and it was pretty good
maybe you should just not put your and everyone elses lives on the road at risk by being a selfish piece of shitcrazy thought i know
>>151617336every defense lawyer everywhere has been saying this for decades, kiddo. doesnt mean you get off, just your best chance. dont talk to the police
>kiddo
The correct answer is to be polite as possible to the officer, ask them about their day, and cooperate as much as you can. Even if they charge you, you have to try to establish a friendship with them.
>>151617363i knew that would get you, faggot
>>151617367>i was only pretending to be söy
>>151617366this unironically. If you just say yes sir or yes maam and do what they say, your life will be so much easier
>Slightly less than half of all NFL teams use anti-knee pretend grassFar too many
>>151617348Not driving drunk works too lel
>>151617371>130 degrees Celsius
>>151616905What kind of shits do you think this thing produces?
>>151617371>120 degrees Celsius
>>151617343oat milk is the best plant milk
>>151617392
>>151617343its like skim milk
>>151617420I hope the 74k is worth the life altering knee injuries to practice squadders
>>151617400Huge dense wet greasy logs
>>151617444no one doesnt think grass is better. whats your goal here?
>>151617430Never tried that. I only ever get whole milk
>>15161746533 people think Turf is just fine, and they happen to be the 33 most important people in our sport. We have to kill the owners and Roger Goodell
>>151617471get half glass of milk and then fill the rest with water thats what skim tastes like
>>151617478>weWhat’s this got to do with us? It’s not our knees getting blown up>>151617484Grim
>>151617444>>151617420>>151617392yeah i dont give a crapon the contrary i like seeing dudes get annihilated on the field
>>151617492Wait, you're not an NFL player? kek what a fat gay loser you must be
>>151617321doing that is considered a refusal in many states, the second you don't agree to take a roadside test you are arrested and your license is suspendedthen it's a coinflip on how fast the blood draw is on whether you get the dui
>>151617520Nfl players dont have to escalate to violence just yet, they have a union and can use that first
>>151616849Cutler only offered the other guy $2000 not to call the police lol. Like I know you've been out of the league for years now but come on Jay, you can afford to slide at least 10k for that shit.
>>151617627i guess the DUI didnt mean much to him considering hes made 122 milly
>>151617528Correct. Generally any refusal results in an automatic license suspension for six months which is often a harsher penalty than a first time offender is going to get for a DUI conviction. It doesn’t show up the same as a DUI conviction on a background check though so usually preferable to an actual DUI. I can also tell you from experience most of the time even if you get pulled over for driving on a suspended license they just write you a ticket and you fuck off on about your day. The field sobriety tests and breathalyzer give the cops evidence to use in court whereas the blood draw is really the deciding factor so hopefully it takes them a good few hours to get it and your body can work some of the booze out of its system.
>>151617276You don't need to say it like a faggot. You can just say "I'm not saying or doing anything without my lawyer"
>>151617649The money ain't the problem, losing your license and hurting your public image is.
Don't drive drunk
>>1516176272 grand for a fender bender? Id have tAken that
>>151617728where's the fun in that
I miss the European games being in at 9:30 am…
I miss the roto world headline era of /nfl/feelsbad
>>151617811me too...
>>151617702his public image is as a salary cap thief
>>151617754JF might have a good game today. Bengals defense is just as bad as the jets defense.
Does he suck today or does he have another all time great game?
Can't stop thinking about Rob Lowe
>>151617853>all time great game?Is him throwing for 300 yards really that special?
>>151617889He's a good bloke who gives the shield due respect.
>>151617179Packers because I want to see Mike Tomlin punt when they're in enemy territory on 4th and short in the late 3rd/early 4th again
>>151617899He’s one of only three Philadelphia Eagles quarterbacks to throw a perfect passer rating as of last week so yeah
>>151617371It's been below 60 degrees here for 2 weeks in a row nowHottest month my ass
>>151617853Regression imminent.
>>151617980Good God, shit franchise, I guess
>>151617956didn't gayron talk tomlin out of this a couple weeks ago?I remember him screaming at the sideline
>>151617993
How many for Skattie today Giantsbros
>>151618021200
>>151618021just want to seem him bowl over niggles defenders after a juicy 3.5 yards
>31 yards and 2 first downs on his 2 first carries @NYG>ends game with 57 total yardsHe gets his revenge today... right?
>>151618072they are probably going to spend the game stacking the box on him again
Happy retros day
>>151618017
Do you think the Falcons have a chance today with Penix out?
>>151618211peenix could beat the dolphins
>>151618237Yeah but he’s not playing
Train your 'cep.Love your woman.Do your job.Support your shitter team. All you need to be happy.
>>151618254my mistake, I thought you were shitting on penixkirk coupons isn't bad enough to lose to the checked out phins
>>151617041But she responded? So she's jusging him for being unfaithful to his gf yet she's accepting his DM request and talking to him anyway? What a whore
>>151618297Based Berdkraut
>>151618211i don't think they're allowed to play that way, at least not on TV
My Carolina Panthers play today bros
>wake up earlier than usual>no euroslop today
>>151618501They hate us.
>>151617899On the Hurts curve it is an all time great performance
>>151618398Kek
>>151618501Nothing quite like watching 12+ hours of football starting at 9 am
>>151618534WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE HIM SO MUCH
>>151618377She accepted it so she could post screencaps on the internet and flaunt to other women how attractive she is.
>>151618622Because Eaglesfags have spent all year saying he's elite, a top 5 QB, etc. He's not. The TEAM is good because this is a TEAM sport, but Hurts is pedestrian
>>151618622>YOU PEOPLEwhat did he mean by this?
>>151618668Who is better than him outside of Mahomes, Allen, Lamar, and Stafford? Burrow is out because he’s too injury prone
>>151618675youre retarded
god damn the middle window fucking sucks. cowgoys-donkeys might as well be a glorified island game because the other two could be over by halftime
>>151612247Redzone was made for weekends like this. Nothing but cringe kino and silly random shit.
Teams about to get their ass kicked EaglesNinersDolphinsBearsJetsPanthersBrownsSaintsCowboysTitans Steelers
>>151617899In the current NFL throwing for over 300 yards is unironically special.
Daily reminder that Drake GAYE and the Pats are the biggest FRAUDS in the league. Even the Jets would look good if they only played themselves all season. Can you imagine the butthurt if the Chiefs had that easy mode schedule?
>>151618765I think the Broncos are bigger frauds.
>>151618755>SteelersThey’re playing the Packers though. Are we still pretending the Packers are good because they beat the Lions? Or are you basing this off their “lead” in the NFC even though they’ve played one less game and have a tie with the Cowboys?
iggles bros, what kind of terrorist acts will we see from Patullo today?
>>151617296you're as retarded as the retard who posted that
>>151618812just get ready for rogers to blame everyone and get pissed they didnt catch the overthrown pass
>Kelly greens>orange crush>steel city >rivers chorgers Some good unis this week
>>151618211Kirko will style on the phins
Drakey make ya quakey?
>>151613886ty, i made two 8legged parlays using these picks
>>151617850Wilson is out and Flacco gonna throw missiles to Chase and Tee. Aaron Glenn gonna be fired tomorrow
>>151618913No.
>>151618698>Who is better than him outside of Mahomes, Allen, Lamar, and Stafford?Goff, Darnold, Jones, Purdy, Herbert, Rodgers (I'm serious), and that's just off the top of the domeIf you put any of the perennial "if-men" on the Eagles, they'd win a ring too. Put a real QB on there and they'd win 3
Not long now.
>its the ten year anniversary of YOU LIKE THATKirko is dropping some bombs today
>>151618913>Drakey: The Real Deal>Fakey: Buccaqueer Fraud
>>151618888Yes but they’ll still bear the Packers. Packers don’t pass the eye test, they only looked good when the Lions were playing like shit in game 1. Also nice digits
>>151618949Time for 3 quarters of absolute slop before 4th quarter GOAT play
>hungover as fuck>smoked a fat one>about to order some pizza >RedZone + NFL + football dopamine overdose for rest of the evening just posting away on /sp/R8
>>151618323>>151618902>throws 5 picks>"heh...wow I suck now haha... like; maybe you guys should trade me lol cause like, you don't me going out there and doing THAT again right hehe, right?...pls"
>>151618755ty made a 9legged parlay $1 bet pays $130
>>151618888Checked
If the Bills dont sell out to stop the run the panther will run it down their throats easily. If they don't whatever shit meme qb the panthers play will put up massive numbers. The Bills D is worthless and so are McDermott and Beane.
>>151618956Baker is objectively a much more talented qb that Maye. You Pats fans have your heads so far up your ass from having two eras of success with the cuckhold Brady that as soon as you get a few wins it’s sb or bust and Brady 2.0. I don’t remember Brady leaving the pocket and scrambling like a zoomer retard the way Maye does. It’s called strength of schedule. Show me another team with a schedule as easy as the Patriots this year
>>151618995did not ride your bike/10
>>151619013Uh oh melty. Faker Gayfield was always a fraud only propped up by retarded cultists in these threads (who have now run away when he got exposed hard in his last game).
>>151617296but at least we still have 'Doritos'(bread to eat as we watch the football game (circus)>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_and_circusesthings start making sense when you realise this is likely a sim... life is a simulation... #TheGame of Life is a VR game
>>151618995Didnt have Frikandel Speciaal/10
>>151619052Maye would shit his pants if he played against the Lions defense. Unfortunately we won’t get to see that and Maye gets to play a bunch of basement and poverty teams to pad his stats
>>151618698Lameme sucks ass
>>151616849never amit anything to the copsNEVER TELL THE TRUTH TO THE POLICEits okay to lie to cops---"THEY" LIE TO US ALL THE TIME
>>151619013The cope is strong in this one.
>>151618995didn't talk to a black guy/10
>>151617296JUST DO IT... for the lolz
Hmmm should I bake?
>>151618668last week midway through the late hour in /redzone/, there was a random nigglesfag all caps posting about respecting squrts. I know he played in the early hour but stilltruly bizarre behavior
>>151618698Hurts is a mid qb. There are like 15 qbs better than him at least. Mid qbs can still win owls. It hasn’t happened too much in the last decade because of the boring dynasty teams hogging up the wins. But it happened last season
>>151619186probably, you people are pretty good with ovens
>>151619142It’s not cope. The Patriots are frauds and have a sweetheart schedule. The end. Dynasties end and usually spend the next decade plus in poverty as payment for their success so as soon as the team strings together a series of Ws you guys won’t shut the fuck up about it and overrate every aspect of your mediocre team and bottom bitch zoomer qb
>>151619273Copium is addictive as hell bro. Don't OD.
>>151619335>>151619335>>151619335Alright, german oven time
>>151618639Yeah you're right but still, game is all fucked up
>>151616640The Bungles would like a word with you about Joey Reddit.
>>151610291
>>151622547Yeah that one is great, he loves saving that name.
