News: cardinals UNBEATABLE this week
>The Finbro and Germanbro hitched their wagons to two absolute shit franchises I don't know if I want to show admiration or call you tards
>>151619391Kindy do both.
>>151619391still a better decision than i made
>>151619335Why to the qbs of yesteryear look like they’re in their 50s while in their 20s and 30s?
>Joe Montanayou're based German bro
if DEM BOYZ need DE help, they should look into that micah parsons guy. i hear he's pretty good
>AND THE PASSSSSIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSSSSS................................................................................... thrown out of bounds
>>151619444No microplastic
Baker Mayfield is the first QB in the history of the NFL to have a bad game apparently.
my gf says the TV is too low and should be mounted higher on the wall, but i think it's just fine what does /nfl/ think?
>>151619471Why didn’t they just keep Parsons? Jerry Jones belongs in a retirement home, there should be a maximum age on GM
>>151619550I thought Parsons became washed after his trade?
>>151619539I think your gf better have some serious milkers if she is pushing that much belly. Also yes, looks too low.
>>151619505Lions defense will make every qb have a bad game now that they’re getting guys back finally
>>151619539Appliances having an opinion on placement of other appliances.What an age we live in.
>>151619550Because hes a bitch and they gave him what he want and he came back and said nuh uh I want more now. If they gave Micah everything they lose the entire locker room because Micah just made them all gobble his nuts
Why won't he play?
>first10am game of the yearHow we feeling Ninerbros?
My bills are going to gey cooked by the pants today and McDermott and Beane will keep their jobs. The season is over and nobody wants to fucking admit it.
>>151619539Your gf has to lose some weight (to be fair mine does too)
>Guys, I'm thinking about Dov again
>>151619335>>151619430My berds can't lose this week
Cardinals are 0-5 since their (bottom 1) owner rented out their stadium for a funeral of a white supremacist.
>>151619580Nah, he just plays for a shit team. He’s like Garrett being wasted and looking washed on the Browns (who still beat Parsons and the Packers)
>>151619621America runs in the east coast and the west coast just enjoys the spoils
>>151619617They're having him sit so they can tank, the season is over.
is this accurate?
>>151619621>white coach/white QB vs vineswinger rosterauto win
>>151619702>4 whites and an honorary whitetrue and based but Jared Goff needs to be #1
>>151619622You can still enjoy watching Baker Mayfield with the rest of us loser team fans.
>Cam Skattlebo>Plays for team that Scammed Attleboro out of two ringsNobody talks about that Bradysknee?
>>151619702replace barkley with hurts and replace kittle kelce
>>151619436Wdym? Last week, you won!
>>151619745>scatman>white
>>151619539so she's wrong but the tv should be higher, yeah
Bros help me, Ive got this chick naked in my bed with some serious honkers. Like some real badonkers. Proper bondonghonkeragoogawooogas and she keeps saying that she would like me to have intercourse. Ive got Twitter open and keep refreshing Dov, but he simply wont say if I should do her doggy or missionary. Wtf where is he when I need him??
>>151619781gotta build on it today, otherwise this win only did more harm than good in the long term
>>151619828Lately I've had elaborate fantasies about raping a girl
>>151619812It really is wigger central over there for the gnats
>Heartbreaking: German bro doesn't know what sex position to use! What's his problem?
how we doing bye week chads? for me this week, it's Punished Bakey and Rodgers legacy game vs the puckers
>>151619828how big is her penis?
>>151619883Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuck you Dov she keep jiggling her massive bandahawoohakongobondongeroogerinos just fucking tell me what to think ffs
i want to make love to kay adams!
Lions on a bye week.
lamar quitson
>>151619945She’s genuinely the hottest chick in media
damn. he posted about needing a kidney transplant about a week ago. turns out it was more urgent than everybody thought. F
>>151619886lameme is a bum and won't come in to beat the burrs. hopefully erin can take care of the fudgepackers
>>151619812This is uncomfortable to watch
>>151619952This is also me this week
>>151619986Bro died in Belarus?
>>151619812How does one become a wigger?
>>151619986Stop invading Ukraine
>>151619883>>HeartbreakingSeriously why do all these bot accounts start their tweets this way? Heartbreaking:, TRENDING:, powerful:, etc.
>>151619986>ask jets fans for help>they let you dieoof
>>151620089Engagement bait for low IQ zoomers
>>151619975All of "media"? What an absurd thing to say
>mfw it's SUNDAY
>>151620060something something socio-economic backgrounds
>>151620092>I'm famous give me your kidneyYou lived a good life Nick let it go
>>151620089Just In: anon learns about how to increase engagement
>>151620092>listening to Gorillazpatrician tasteF
>>151619778Kelce has been poisoned by Swift so no
>>151620056Bro be finna sheeeesh frfr no cap bruh
>>151620203Yeah dude radio rock real highbrow stuff
>>151619986>die>this is the pic everyone sees of youkwadbotw
if his dumbass didn't refuse to be drafted by the ravens, he would be starting today
>>151620176His family probably made him do it
>>151620270hope he pulls a nick mangold yoday
>>151620092>>151619986Fi thought it was crazy when i saw that he asked for a kidney donation, but knowing he literally had like a week left made me look at it differently
>>151620270if this dumbass didn't have a hall of famer dad he wouldn't be drafted at all
Rip nick
>>151620204>kelce has been uplifted by TayTay FTFY
>>151620056Maybe trying to get a kidney off a dead hohol?
>>151620264>Belaruswat
>>151620126I mean media as in reporters/interviewers
>>151620319he played well enough in college to be drafted regardless of who his dad js
>inb4 the Bengals barely beat the Jets because they can't play defenseFields is about to look like a great QB against this dumpster fire of a defense.
>>151619986That's what he gets for letting his QB get stabbed
>>151620390it is impossible for any defense to make bustin look good
>>151620372bailey zappe is qb2, decoom is rehabbing but still hasn't had his practice opened
>>151619986F He was a good dude
rate jordan love's Halloween costume
>>151620270
how many melties he going to cause today, spee?
>>151620390They did fine against the Steelers. Not great but more than good enough. The Jets look like a 0-17 team this year
>>151619539your girl lost weight
>>151619539Always love seeing people post their fat gfs so I can be thankful I am living the bachelor life. Holy shit that is nasty.And yes, you need to buy an actual TV stand instead of that garbage you have now. About 7 inches too low
>>151620450practice window*
>>151619986F
>>151620480Typical
>>151619986Sad
>>151619617Hes a prideful retarded nig and would rather sit than be exposed while having to play with a shit record. Bum ass nigga
>>151620445Dude will have something like 200+ yards passing & 1 TD to go along with 80 rush yards & 2 TDs. Bengals will win 24-21 or something stupid.>>151620502They gave up 4 pass TDs and 31 total points. That's not doing fine.
>>151620480My culture is not a costume
>>151620480the squaty potty lmao
>>151620497When they lose you mean? Broncos are a fraud team. The AFC is absolutely shit this year except for the Colts and Chiefs
>>151620572ah, the pre game melty. love em.
>>151620092imagine giving a Kidney to this guy and you don't even get invited to thanksgiving or somethingRIP
>>151620480His chick is ugly. Shit taste = low IQ. Hes never winning anything
>>151620092>make all that money>cant get a kidneyWtf go to Asia at that point and buy a kidney
>>151620558Lots of “good” teams this year have given up 30+
>Mark Sanchez's incident dominating the Jets media headlines leads to NYJ Legend Nick Mangold's last plea for a donor kidney a week before he dies get buried holy fucking shit, Mark Sanchez literally killed Nick Mangold
Lol he actually talked to me and didn't ignore me completely like my mom what a loser I win!
>>151620480Whats is (YOU)r Halloween costume this year? I bought a shitty bat cape and Ill wear it with a black tanktop and gray sweatpants, saying Im a "Flexermaus" (bat = Fledermaus in German) whilst striking a zyzz pose.
>>151620612Meanwhile Hurts wife is fine asf…
>>151620060Grow up around blackpipo
>>151620635Bengals are 31st in PPG allowed, 30th in pass yards allowed per game, and 31st in total yards allowed per game. That's not doing fine, that's a godawful defense.
>>151619335Rammies on a bye
>>151620572Kek, they're already having melties
>>151620450>hasn't had his practice openedhe retore his achilles in january. if they open his practice window at all, it probably wont be until mid-late december so that if he reverts to IR it won't impact their roster management
>>151620737They're facing the Colts or broncos in the hoofbowl
>Baltipoor favored over the Bears by -2.5 Ez money
>>151620735They’re playing the fucking Jets, relax. They have to weapons to out score their opponents
>>151620270>back injuryBro got his bussy BLASTED
>>151620763>BroncosLMAO
Your team is on a bye? Or your team just stinks? No problem. BO FRICKEN NIX is playing today.
I would colleen her wolfe all night long if you know what I mean
>>151620270Back injury from what?
>no dogshit foreign game on this wonderful sunday morning
>>151620798Heroin?
>>151620796When they trade for olave and the giganigga tight end on the tits you will see
>>151620798I'm a unironic Boliever
Someone needs to show Rex Ryan some pictures of his wifes feet stat
>>151620830Philly fan posting on Kensington Ave right now, that is H
>>151620823There has quite literally never been a good euro game in all the years they've been going over to that third world backwater
>>151620823the Vikings Steelers game in Dublin was actually kino
>>151620776They lost to the Patriots last year, so yeah, they know how to lose to terrible teams.>They have to weapons to out score their opponentsHas nothing to do with their defense being ass. They had the same offense last year and couldn't out score their opponents until the end of the season.
>>151620860Based Bo taking the edge off before the game
>>151620866saints-vikings in 2022 was good
>>151620909I cant even remember the games from 2 weeks ago, let alone 3 years
>>151619335I said Joe Montania!
>>151620823Last week was good for mehttps://youtu.be/3F4g4x2obAg
bringles
>>151620710>Whats is (YOU)r Halloween costume this year?I haven't celebrated Halloween in years because I have no friends. I probably haven't done anything since I was 14
>>151620942Trouchdown
>>151620932lol
>>151619539>fat gf with shitty tattooesat least i'm not this guy
>>151620932https://youtu.be/KPLeKRB8dwU?si=jO2yp2mv3sYekaL7
>>151619539Perfect viewing angle king. Anything higher than eye level at a seated position is gay and retarded.
>>151620860Based rulebreaker Mormon Bo
>>151619539I think it's fine. My tv is at about that height
>Boyz haven't beaten Denver in 30 years>dak has never beaten DenverCan they break the curse of the BBBC? (Big bright broncos cock)
Which NFL team will be a horror show this week? My guess is it’s the Eagles…
>>151619812Okay I am not rooting for him anymore
My panthers are undefeated at home
We're here for a good time not a long time bros...
>>151619609Basically the same thing as ChatGPT telling you about computers. An LLM can help you set up Linux, your dishwasher can help you set up your tv
>>151621022The Giants got demoralized last week. I see them taking a skid.
>>151620612No she isn’t
REDZONE>>151621117>>151621117>>151621117>>151621117
>>151619539She wants you to spend your day fixing the TV instead of watching football. Don't do it, she'll think she can make you do what she wants forever. Instead go get some boxes and books and stack them under the legs of the TV to raise it up. She'll be hesitant to ask you for anything after that.
>>151620866Panthers vs Giants was kinda fun last year. Make no mistake both teams were absolute dogshit but it was the fun kind of dogshit
Who's the hot blonde slut on ESPN's pre-game show?
>>151621247>>151621247>>151621247Browns @ Pats gamethread
Bussy
Starting early at the bar! Can't wait to watch the Packers run roughshod over the Steelers tonight! Guy beside us said "steelers, more like stalkers." LOL! He's drunk already.
I've been running pics of my gf through grok making little videos of her skinnier and sexier...dancing and stuff. Is that weirdGo Chiefs btw. Travis!
>>151621303Big Bussy Ballers.
Supposed to go to a bar with the girl I'm dating to watch my team's game. How do I hold back on the shouting and the slurs?
>>151621310I could go for a fucking Bloody Mary rn ngl
>>151621310Me at the far right
>>151621339don't hold back, she'll appreciate your passion
>>151621310Girl kinda looks like a fat elf
>>151620480Nigga gon be kneeling for the national anthem
>he goes to Bears games to chant TY-SON BA-GENT for 3 hours uninterrupted
Bears @ Ravens soon>>151621396>>151621396>>151621396>>151621396
>>151620204>>151620330did you mean pegged?
>>151619539People with those tattoos aren't entitled to opinions
OVER/UNDER 5 rush yards for Joe Flacco
>>151621469He's got 20 in him
>>151621469Under lol
>>151621256Mike Greenberg
49ers vs Texans>>151621480>>151621480>>151621480>>151621480
>>151621509Only John Middlekauf is gonna watch that shit
>>151620480They're just like me.
>>151621565Bills-Pants
>>151621123Watch an actual game loser
The Browns are going to beat the Patriots.
>>151621587No!
>no Jets vs Bengals generalGuess I'll stay here and shit it up
>>151620060My ex gf was a wigger. I miss her everyday.
When Travis Kelce marries Taylor Swift does that make him the NFL's richest player?
>>151621721Make it yourself there's plenty of time unless you have to wait 300
>>151621836I don't make threads
>>151621587>not watching bothKWAB
What if Watson comes back and is actually good again
>>151621310I really fucking hate these “people” who bring their dogs everywhere even where they’re not allowed. They’re not a replacement for children.
>>151621603I too feel this way but it depends if the d shows up
>>151619539I will never understand how anyone finds tattoos attractive
>doug martin>nick mangoldyou know, they say it happens in 3s...
>>151621952Mark Sanchez dead by suicide at 38.
>>151621944Girls like it cause it harkens ancestral memories of their grans being raped by war painted invaders
>>151619986RIP
>>151622013>pol chud has biracial rape on his mindlike clockwork
The Kelly green looks off
>>151621944It's worse than it's ever been because all these chicks are getting these stupid, cheap tattoos just for the sake of getting more and they're spread out all over the place with no rhyme or reason. They're all simple, black ink, sloppy and obviously straight out of whatever budget binder the tattoo shop has. Or they have one of their retarded friends do it. I'm not a big fan of them either but zoomer zillenial girls are absolutely hideous with them.
>>151621952Desean Jackson next
>>151622113>warpainted invaders >immediately assumes biracial rapeYou outed yourself i was thinking Vikings lol
>>151619986this is a bummer
>>151621310I cant wait for the Packers to get shit on by A-Rod. The torch will never pass.
>>151622145It's sad too because literally everyone looks better without tattoos. Tattoos historically were to mark pagan tribes and warriors with honors and ancestral rites. Now they are for 'looks' with no real significance. I could maybe tolerate a chick with one or two if they're hidden and have deep meaning to them, but even then, it signifies they view what is on the outside as what makes the personality, when it's what inside that counts. It's sad. And they are also trashy on men too, for the most part.
Maye is good. He's got the Josh McDaniels boost but hes good
>FlaccoSlinging>ChaseCatching>BrownRunning>McPhersonKicking>BengalsScoring
>>151619986Drafting Brick and Nick at #4 and #29 set the Jets up for one of the only sustained periods of being watchable and fun in my lifetime. Thank you for that. F
>jest
Reminder that Pressures are not a valid stat
>tua playing with a swollen eyeThey're genuinely trying to get him killed so he's forced to retire lol
Flacco out there sacrificing his body to get a 0.5 yard rush TD for the Bengals.
Ball knowers knew about Rico Dowdle
>Flacco Rushing TDJust give him the MVP now
All the games are shit today except for the Packers vs Steelers tonight.
>Flag on the play>Refs huddle>Goes to commercial>Come back>"lol there's no flag actually what you saw and what you heard were optical illusions"
>>151622966NFL telling the refs they need more ad revenue
Laquiton Histeamson
>Brady talking about how Philly fans love him cause they "kicked my butt in the superbowl"Kek
>>151623321unironically true though, I hated him before they won against him, now I respect the hell out of him.
My Bills really fucking suck...
Why is baltimurder paying lameme 600 gorillion dollars to lose and be injured when they can win easily with Huntley and that stacked roster?
riggy is inyou VILL get queefs niggles 3 and you WILL like it
Flacgod
>>151623555>baltimorons
FLACCO IS ELITE AGAIN
Is it possible for a player that never got injured or retired to win Comeback Player of the Year? Give it to Flacco.
some exciting games today
>faker gaye
>Bengals defense keeping the Jets in the gameDon't do this. For once, just shut them down and let it be an easy blow out win.
This semen slurping rigged sport is not for me
>>151624009Didn't he already win CPOTY 2 years ago when he led the Browns to the playoffs?
>>151624164KWAB
Muh Bills Mafia is cringe and gay and a forced memeprove me wrong
>>151624177
>>151624271Didn't Buffalo used to have strong Mafia ties? I thought that's where the meme came from, like mob bosses used to have estates outside Buffalo.
skattebo just fucked his ankle
SKATTEBO DED
Skattachilles
Bears making Huntley and Baltimurder look elite. Embarrassing.
>>151624352>>151624358>>151624360the candles that burn twice as bright last half as long......
RIP gnats season
>>151624271opposite of a forced meme, people in buffalo just have nothing to do, that's why they came up with all that dumb stuff despite the team going 6-10 for 20 years
>>151624443>everyone on my fantasy team has diedSorry giants fags I drafted him and Nabbers it was all me
>>151624443L
holy fuck
>>151624543what am i lookng at?
>>151624578he's foot died
>>151624443>>151624543Fuck this. Not even a Gnats fan but Skattebo is a based retard and fun to watch. RIP.
Scatbros...not like this
>>151624543
>>151624543Just tape it up and shoot him full of horse tranq. He'll be able to finish the game.
>>151624635Well people were saying he could be the next gronk>season ending injury
>>151624635same, he's so fucking funny. giants were my favorite team to watch besides my team so far this season
>>151624578his ankle skattered
>>151624651no, thank you.
there's been a lot of pain and suffering this season
>>151624543jfc how do you even go back to playing football after recovery from that
>>151624651FUCK
to burrs is to suffer
>>151624651bro he's fucked :(
>>151624934in this specific case he's a based retard with a barely functioning brain and will be back next year like nothing ever happened
Bro lolll if I sports bet today, I would have lost my shirt, even the Niners are getting owned and Bears might still lose without Lamar.
MVP FLACCO
>Iggles know they're losing their grip on the division>start throwing out career ending injuries on the best players on their rivalsI thought Payton was coaching the Broncos
>>151624651Worst football injury in the modern era holy shit, almost a amputation!
>>151625178Hamlin doesn't count because it was a vax attack?
>>151625178>almost a amputationCan someone explain what happened? From a scientific perspective
Flacco is going to need at least 3 more TDs just so the Bengals win. Holy shit, this defense is abysmal.
Fucking christ I hate the Eagles I hope the Giants D takes a page out of the Paytons book and manhunts Hurts for what they did to Skat
Where is he getting traded to?
>Fields could throw the ball fine the whole time
>>151625391chicago
>>151625391Bengals don't trade players.
>>151625356Part of the issue is they don't have a true RB, Brown is more of a pass catching back and not a bruiser but they have him playing every down. They unironically score too quickly most games, they don't control time of possession very well because they don't have a RB who can bully you.
>>151625425>the starbucks cat bibcute
My team sucks and i picked the giants to watch for entertainment this season and now skat is dead. wat do?
The Texans have 300 yards at halftime but only 16 points? That's a yikes from me, amigos.
>#1 Ravens QB of all time>#2 Browns QB all time>#2 Bengals QB of the last 20 yearsAnd now we wait for Rodgers to leave the Steelers
andy dalton sucks asshand off to dowdle retards
Are the Eagles going to trade Brown now? It doesn't look like that need him. I could see a team with a young QB making a push for him, he could be kino on the Texans
>>151625315His shit was bended backwards and some tree fiddy pound dude dropped his fat ass on it. Like when the sketti don't fit in the pot
>>151625756I wouldn't trade AJ for anything less than 2 1sts
>Cam Skattebo fake tough guy gimmick couldn't even last half a season
>>151624651crispy
>>151625830Lmao
>>151625391think they turn down the jets 2025 FRP? knowing they'll somehow fuck up the tank anyway?
>>151625756nigga the amount of dead cap they're getting hit with if they trade him is nowhere near close to worth it
I'm sad about cam bros. he didn't deserve it
>>151625830Lol, just say you don't want to trade him at all
this was hard to watchhttps://youtu.be/ISYAEXbl3MQ
>>151625864>>151625926but I don't want to trade him lol, he's a babby diva and will get over it
>>151625391Steelers
>>151625957:(
>>151625921>getting btfo by the fucking DOLPHINSFailcons deserve to be one of the ones that has already fallen off. Let the Panthers be the one a split second from death. Important distinctions
>>151625391Rams, or else McVay retires
my bears suck
>Damn Shatteredfoot
>>151626214distracting myself with the jets instead
Brownbros... it looked like we could win in the first half...
>Antonio Gates hosted and played in a rigged poker gameVery shit behavior, certainly not the behavior of a GOAT.
every time i'm in the street i hear YAC YAC YAC
>>151619335Cardinals are ass >t native Arizonan
>>151626470more proof Antonio Gates is NOT the GOAT TE
>>151626522This. If we're going top to bottom as a player it's probably Gronk, as a pass catcher though it's probably Tony Gonzalez. Gronk was also a Brady baby, Gonzalez had some good QB's but he put up numbers with anyone at QB. Also played longer and never missed a game. His last year in the league when he was like 36 he put up 900 yards and 8 TD's, lmao
>>151626470>>151626522He never was. Did everyone forget about Tony Gonzalez?
>>151626645no but people forget Antonio Gates played basketball
failcunts
>>151619335Montana isn't even a Top 5 all time anymore is he? Is he even Top 10?
>>151625391Flacco is 40 years old. Also if Burrow is ready by the end of the season they will start him over Flacco. Flacco’s still got it and so does that asshole Rodgers. They just spent the last few years on shit teams. But Burrow is the franchise qb
People didn't believe me when I said the Bengals would barely win in a close game. Their defense is ungodly bad.
>Nick Mangold died at 41What the FUCK bros
>>151626761>Winthe jets come back from this
>>151626723He is because of his playoff success. Regular season only, though, plenty of modern QBs are better.
Just cracked beer #1
>>151626723Yes. You can't compare stats then to the current baby era.
>>151626785you could've gave him a Kidney anon...
>>151626723>>151626817It would be interesting to see these great qbs of decades past play in today’s game. Maybe AI can train of old tapes and see how these guys would be today
>>151626924Ah the "qb is looking elite" schedule by playing bum teams
>>151620270I mean in his defense hindsight is 20/20, absolutely no one thought the ratbirds would collapse like this, even less thought lamar would go down
>>151626952Prime Cunningham would be a starting QB today
>>151626924Kek. The Jets twice too. This is how you MVP
absolutely based Flacco
Flacco outrunning the Jets
Maye is objectively elite
>>151627129>>151626924
>>151627129Objectively? Call us back when he plays against a non-basement team
>>151627156>>151627129
had a feeling something bad was gonna happen to that kid when he started posting pics of him buying a ghetto ass wigger grill why can’t injuries like that happen to muppethomes
PEEEEEEEEEEERINE
>falcons are getting bootyblasted by the lolphinsatlanta has to be the most confusing team in the leaguethey managed to outplay the commies and bills, yet got blown out by the panthers and finsthe fuck is going on?
Found the clip of skaterboo. GN sweet prince.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk
>>151627191every nfl team is shit except like 4
>>151619444Everyone smoked and was living in second hand smoke their entire lives
>>151627278And the Patriots don’t play any of those 4
>Maye needs to beat all 31 other teams this season or he's a fraudHOLY COPE
>>151627319Browns are the best defense in the league and hes raping them THOUGH
Did the Jets get refballed out of an int?
>>151619444Constant exposure to smoke and lead made Boomers leathery, aggressive retards
>>151627376Only good team Maye beat was the Bills, the rest he shitstomped were sub .500, Pats schedule is easy as fuck
>>151627418No, he was out of bounds and never established himself. It technically should be illegal touching.
>>151627406Browns defense also has to stay on the field for 40mins with no rest because the Offense is full of shitters
>>151627418No, are you retarded?
>>151627376The only good teams on that baby schedule are the Bills, who the beat and play again, the Steelers who they lost to, and the Bucs. Maybe Baltimore if Lamar isn’t checked out. It’s one of the easiest schedules ever.
Is anyone else tired of the NFL blatantly shoehorning teams into relevance? It feels like they only mention teams that they only give air time to a small handful of teams. There's two or three teams that they give ad space to, they're shoving them in between broadcasts for other teams. You constantly hear about their players, their accomplishments, etc. but they won't even give extra air time to the teams that you're actually watching.It's so weird. It's like they don't want people to be fans of individual teams, they want them all in on a couple contenders instead.
>letting cycloptic Pooa style on you
>/nfl/ doesnt understand how schedules work againdont pretend like you thought the patriots would be good this year
>>151620710i'm just going to wear my JARED GOFF jersey, i'm not much of a costume guy. my daughter is going to be a witch though
What's really mind boggling!?coming into this game Tua Tagovailoa tied for 1st in the league with 10 INTs.Today-- he has a swollen eye due to an infection and he's currently 19/24 for 187 yards , 4 TD's and 0 INTERCEPTIONS .Someone please make it make sense!?
>>151627566They just wanted the Ravens to be the best so badly. It even became a free agent destination team where everyone wanted to blacks are the best at everything. It’s not working out so hot.
Bengals need at least 2 more TDs to win this game, possibly 3.
fuck you gaylebrape ryan poles
>>151619335Don't look now, but the Patriots are for real>>151620710If you're cut that will be kino
>>151627676I'm willing to glue Tua's eye closed with semen before every game if need be
>>151627706this, they're crushed that the groidvens are shit this year
>>151627650Based
>my seahawks are on bye>my chargers have already played this weekboring fucking weekend, bros.might watch packers @ steelers later tonight though
>>151623555Retarded FO
>the Browns game is the type of blowout that would have Shedeur come in to play>is injuredThe memes remain dreams
You've just been blessed by the Tush PushYour team gets a free first down on their next drive
>>151627778bet everything you own on rodgers 300 yards, 3 td's, steelers win by 13.5
>>151627806Jerry Jones is trading for Shedeur before he ever plays a snap for the Browns
>>151627819love me some rodgers. ill miss that guy
>>151626645Not going to argue the order but Kelce, Gronk, Gonzalez, Sharpe, Graham, Olsen, Witten, Kittle, etc. Honestly hard to say he’s top ten at this point.
Both of these defenses suck ass. Both offenses take turns just marching right down the field for touchdowns.
Bengals keep scoring, but it's too fast. Now the Jets will score again.
>Jets and Bengals have both decided to stop trying to stop the run
>>151627715It was real in my mind
>>151627706????The NFL hates the Ravens, though. They've spent a decade at the bottom of the officiating favor list, they're ignored on NFL media, and even passed over Lamar for the most obvious MVP of the century. What fantasy world are you living in?I'm talking about the Bills, Eagles, and Chiefs.
Fraud report?
>>151628108>The NFL hates the RavensYet they celebrate a murderer that was never disciplined by the league for it. Weird how that works.
>>151627707Fortunately for you, the Jets aren’t playing defense either.
>>151628164I feel like you're just shitposting and not approaching my topic in good faith. This isn't an honest discussion for you, you're just trying to freak out about a team you dislike. Steelers fan? or Bears because they're about to lose to the Ravens?
Don't let this blowout fool you. The Bills lost to the Falcons and Patriots.
>getting BTFO by the fucking Dolphins and PooaThe absolute state of the Failkeks
>The Cowboys and Commies lost to a team that couldn't even beat the Lamar-less Ravenslol. LOL. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bears are a remarkable team at drafting bad quarterbacks. I heard that when they had the 1st overall pick for 2024, they did not even consider using the pick to draft Drake Maye. I understand every casual retard fan thought Caleb deserved to be 1st overall, but millions of dollars are on the line for your franchise and the casual fan PFF retard doesn't know shit.
>Ruled not a fumble
up
>>151628240So no argument, go it. Thanks for admitting you're wrong. I accept your concession.
>>151621310Nothing like having peoples pets all over the fucking bar, great wonderful respectful people.
>>151628108Are you blind or delusional? The past like five years have been nothing but trying to promote Lamar Jackson as the industry standard when he’s fucking terrible. The only thing he’s good at is “QBR” which is a metric they made up to try and equalize scrambling qbs with qbs who can progress through multiple reads.
bears still need 3 years
>>151628276I think Caleb is okay, and suggesting that anyone expected Maye to look like the best option of the big 3 in year two is disingenous. Personally, I don't think teams should draft a QB first overall. Almost any QB will fail if you don't already know how to win games without them. Teams need to stop reaching on QBs early and take high-value foundational positions like OL, DL, or WR.
>>151628387Oh it's a racism thing. You're clearly just having a melty and aren't willing to be honest about this at all. Just say "I don't like the Ravens because Lamar Jackson is black" don't pretend to approach the discussion in good faith. You're wasting both of our time by acting like you're an honest person with a genuine interest in conversation.
>>151628387>when he’s fucking terrible.i agree with you overall but you're a retard
>>151628314tuck rule 2
>>151628408I actively predicted Maye would be the best in multiple /nfl/ threads. Completion percentage when throwing into tight windows is the most end all be all stat. Maye had like 57% and all of the >black qbs were in the 30s. Basically every pass in the NFL is a tight window throw.
>>151620445Would you like to retract your statement?
>>151628408That's always the big lie people say to give bad scouting franchise excuses. There were many people warning the league Maye was the best of the bunch and would probably emerge elite almost right away in the league.
Does this prevent CTE?
>>151628314NFL doing anything to protect this kid, really sad how desperate they are.
the nfl is just shit
>>151628708no way to know, anyone who has that is already retarded
Bengals really are about to Bungle this game away. The entire defense needs to be replaced in the offseason.
>losing to the Toxinslovin this bye week so far
>>151628762>losing to the Lelvenslovin this bye week so far
>>151628387>The past like five years have been nothing but trying to promote Lamar Jackson as the industry standard when he’s fucking terrible.How is this true when they passed on him for MVP last season despite having the fourth best passing season in NFL history with 900 rushing yards on top of it? They forced an Allen MVP despite him having more turnovers, less overall production in all stats, and the majority of his scores coming from sub-5 yard runs. What you're describing is how Josh Allen is treated by the league, not Lamar Jackson.>The only thing he’s good at is “QBR”This is objectively false. He's currently the best TD/INT ratio QB in the league, he has the best EPA of active QBs, and is the safest passer in football.>which is a metric they made up to try and equalize scrambling qbs with qbs who can progress through multiple reads.This isn't true either. QBR is almost entirely about passing. It's why Aaron Rodgers hass the best QBR all time. Lamar Jackson also has the most advanced passing game of the top four QBs, with the highest frequency of passes to third and fourth reads of the top four QBs. This is why his QBR is so high and why his EPA is so high. He also has the best pre-snap game of the top four QBs.You just don't know anything about football or QB play and think you can blindly shit on an insane talent because this is 4chan and being racist is cool.
>run game actually working>team ahead late in 4th>3 pass plays in a row then puntjust Zac Taylor things
>>151628731da baby bears
>>151628841Only the Bengals keep a HC around that's under .500 for this long. Brown family REFUSES to fire HCs because they don't want to have to pay someone.
>>151620390You are a clairvoyant
>>151628998tbf predicting someone shredding the bengals is like me guessing that the sky will be blue when i walk outside
>>151627715Not gigacut but very well defined thick tight solid arms and shoulders
>every game has been a blow out this weekjesus christ, when the best game is jest vs bungholes you know the nfl is cooked
Flacco better have more ELITE magic to save this team from losing. Taylor needs to fired after this. Holy shit, only the Bengals can Bungle this fucking bad.
>>151626787>>151626761told you, real ball knowers know the jets come back from this
>Flacco hurtI hate this organization like you wouldn't believe. Shutdown the entire team, force the Brown family to sell them, and move them somewhere else.
Breece Hall QB1 RB1 WR1
>>151629165He's dead
Hello I am founder and member of no gravity band
>Daboll, Stefanski, Taylor, Harbaugh, McDanielwhich other loser coach needs to get the axe before the season ends? Shanahan?
>>151629467wait nvm
Only saving grace is that the Bengals have McPherson
The Jets having all three timeouts left and letting the clock run is pretty funny ngl.
Eagles remain undefeated in Kelly Green and go into the Bye at 6-3!
>>151629395Did you really expect him to not get hurt behind that o-line while also being 40 years old
>>151629669crazy you'd show your face herefraud ass W
it'd be pure jest to lose on a 60+ FG
Jets are about to be the first 0-7 team in history to win it's 8th game and avoid 0-8.
>>151629706That's it, I'm no longer an Eagles fan, it's over...
Daboll early frontrunner for KWAB of the week.
>>151629706whatever helps you cope
>>151629669how many times did you guys run the cheat play where you cheat every time and the league never calls you for offsides or false starting? just curious
>>151629781Once.
bills status: back
oh my god they did it.
>>151629765idk the Bengals losing to the Jets with 39 points might be up there
>bungles
FIRE EVERYONE on defense. Not joking, every single one needs to traded or released. Fire Taylor. Sell the fucking team or kill the entire Brown family (in minecraft of course).
Remember anyone saying Caleb is good enough for NFL and bears are a relevant team
bungles bros…
there are still people that think burrow can save this shit team
APOLOGIZE!
how the fuck do you give up 39 points to bustin bust
>bunglesHahahahaha what the fuck happened
>losing to Justin Fields
>losing a shootout to the JestYikes
>Losing to the Jests
>Bengals and Ravens are ALREADY out of the playoffsouch, what shit team will sneak in instead?
JETS PULLED IT OFF FOR MANGOLD
All the bad guys won today
>bunglesYou love to see it
reminder that it's never Caleb's fault
>>151629983Ravens beating lolpins Thursday too owo
KWAB>>151610170>>151609443>>151610170>>151609443
Bengals losing that is arguably more embarrassing than the Giants doing this
If the refs would of called a fumble like they should have, Skateboo woulda never got hurt.Fuck the refs, fuck the tush push.
The Jets won?But I thought Flacco was elite
>"God is good" - Jets player after first win of the seasonWtf I'm a jet fanatic now
With Burrow out for the season I've been on limbo. I might jump ship to the Patriots. I pick my favorite white QB, and Maye might be that now
>>151630026It's true. Literally nothing is his fault. Cope.
how can the bungles be this bad
Bearsbros what went wrong, I was out playing tennisAlso Infinite JEST bros are you feeling, is beating the BengLELs really something to celebrate?
>0-17 ruinedfuck you bengals, the NFL gods will make you pay for this
>>151629929Is he the best coach this year?
>>151629983Neither the Bengals or Ravens are officially eliminated from playoff contention.
The Giants at least have their QB. They can fire Daboll and Scheon.It's a shame because I think Daboll can be a good HC and I know he's a good OC. In a perfect world, he'd be demoted to OC, but that's not how things work.Next year, the Giants will be great.
Does anyone have webms of the very obviously not-fumbles by Jalen Hurts and Jaxson Dart?
>>1516296696-2*
Is Jaxson Dart having the greatest season for a QB on a 2-6 team in NFL history? Yes or No?
>>151630087He is, but he can't play defense.
>>151630092I can't imagine being this much of a plastic
>>151630123I'd keep Daboll before I keep Scheon, but both need to be fired.
>>151630099Brown family curse. They could have prime Brady and they still would suck ass. Until they get new ownership, they'll always be ass.
HE JUST CAIN
>>151630108>tennisKwab
>>151630136I need new glasses
Jets winfor Nick.
>>151630146He's a meme that daboll will get killed
I was expecting a Jest win but thought it'd be because of a Flacco sophomore slump where he throws 4 picksI keep forgetting just how bad the Bengals defense is
>>151630108it's a balance between tanking for the #1 and preventing the vibes being so shit that our young core doesn't check out and/or demand trades
Bears also lost to Tyler "Snoop" HuntleyAre there any teams in the league that aren't hot fucking garbage?
>>151630091Need moar of that honestly '-'
>>151630092Do yourself a favor and become a Detroit Lions fanatic. That is the ehite man's team.
>Nick Mangold diedVaxx status?
>>151630123>DabollHe's too much of a spaz
>>151630146tua's giving him a run for his moneyfinally decided to stop turndaballova
>>151630258Hey, thats a probowler youre talking about
>>151630108>what went wrong
>>151630200>KWAB for actually playing sportsbased retard
>>151629929He did something that 79 other teams in NFL history failed to do: avoid going 0-8 after starting 0-7.I KNEEL
>>151630287Vaxx'd and triple boosted
>>151630269>detroit>white
>>151630146He's been fantastic.Some misses deep here or there, but outside of that, he's been good. He's throwing to fucking nobody because Joe Scheon is a horrible GM and he's still looking good.>>151630288That fucking OPI and non-fumble was worth getting mad at.
Rough day Kiwibros>Bagent did not play today>Flacco BTFO by Jets>on the day after Altmeyer got BTFO yesterday
>>151630325 GIVE HIM COACH OF THE YEAR
>>1516301081.) Caleb is inept and really needs to figure it out or he is Mitch Trubisky, Fields 2.0.2.) Hilarious upset, it's rare to be a 0-17 team so I'm not too surprised. The season is dead, it's all about fantasizing who the next QB will be.
>>151630201I'm currently on my first ever pair actually.. It's been a year and still getting used to it D:
>>151628408i 100% called maye would have the best career of those 3, pisses me off the cheatriots got him
>nick mangold diedGoddamn that's crazy>>151619986>needed a kidney just 1 week ago and now deadThat's pretty insane how even rich people struggle with healthcare like this
BEARS KEK
>>151630288That fat cunt has regained so much of the weight he lost with Ozempic. He's on his way to a heart attack. He'll be a QB coach somewhere next season, he should relax. His time as a HC is done, there's no sense in getting made about it.
AFC East is the best division in the NFL fo sho
>>151630366Ravens won. Stay obsessed retard
they weren't kidding about the Bengos needed to score 40pts a game to wingood thing they paid Higgens and Chase, huh Burrow?
>>151630420It was a life changing experience the first time I got my prescription. I learned that things in the distance are actually sharp lmao. I do actually need to get another eye exam though, it's coming on 3 years now.
The Bengals gave up 23 4th quarter points. Had they shown any defense at all, including not giving up two successful two-point conversions, they would have won.
When the hell is Tyler Shough going to play?
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>>151630108>what went wron"With the 1st pick in the 2024 NFL Draft"
>>151630366kiwi expat here. I still have my comfort qb cock molds. You can't bring us down
>>151630481For sure I tried desperately not to need em but lost least now I can see things, that eyesight test sucked though. They are definitely nice looking though :3
>>151630287Chill bro
>>151625852Not his fault the eagles were butthurt and intentionally tried to hurt him
>>151622113dilate
