/cfb/ If you die in Death Valley... you die in real life editionhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Zd7d6wACsw4previous thread: >>151605668
>>151608576THE Louisiana State University
For me it’s the Georgia Bulldogs, the best college football team.
Brian Kelly is going to get fired for this one.
>>151609157He is. His wife's sister told somebody my sister that he will be getting fired if LSU loses this game. Not joking, real insider info. Screencap this. I've been saying this all night.
>>151610034LSU hasn't lost to A&M at home in 30 years or some shit like that. Losing away games for LSU is fine, losing home games is almost 100% unacceptable unless it's 'Bama and extremely close. But now that won't be an excuse with Saban out of the picture.This is a major loss LSU didn't need to take at all. BIGGEST PROBLEM: Brian Kelly never fucking recovers when we go down a few points.
>>151609066Is that the packers or grambling state
>>151610223Yeah I don't even know that. I gotta be honest I don't know anything about CFB or football in general. A relative of mine is married to a family member of his. Just thought you retards would enjoy the insider info.
>>151609066Thought you were a Cincinnati Reds fan at first
Coach -18mate.
>>151612624Coach Jailbait
>>151612591Thanks for reminding me to watch his postgame meltdown
really glad LSU got fucking gaped so I don't have to hear faggots like Josh Pate make ridiculous hypothetical comparisons of them to OSU/Bama like they had been doing until nowwhy can't the media just accept that they got LSU completely and utterly wrong, it's been bizarre
Coach Third-Rate really let a team out gain his by 414 yds in a half lol
Colorado should hire Billy Napier.
How do I get a gf
>>151612696You ask
utah isn't trying anymore, boringI wanted to see 70
Uh guys... Texas A&M is running out of games to lose to go 8-4...
>>151612696The gf store
Why do Brian Kelly and his wife look like siblings?
brian kelly always looks like he's either about to cry or when he's angry he looks like he's asphyxiating
If Indiana is ranked above A&M tomorrow then we have a fucking insane, absurd, massive big 10 bias in the rankings
>>151612769Game against Samford is gonna be a banger
>>151612854Nothing wrong with it. Roll tide
>>151612910They tend to not shift undefeateds in the top 5 that often.
>>151612910highly doubt btfo-ing a team that is about to be unranked is gonna cause any flipping in the rankings
>>151612910A&M's best win is going to be a Notre Dame team that'll likely be 11th, meanwhile Indiana still has the win against top 6 Oregon.
>>151612910LSU was never good, their ranking was built entirely on retards falling for Clempus/Klubnik hype in the preseason. None of their wins are any good. It's all muh quality SEC loss.
>>151612696"w-w-would you got out w-w-with m-me?"
dang, can't even call him a leglet, 59 yards is a tough ask
LSU's best win of the year is 3-4 clemson and 25 points today is the most they've scored all year ignoring the FCS shitter game
>>151612910>mfw stupid poopy B1G team rated above big stronk SEC team
Coach Primate
anyone who thinks A&M is flipping with Indiana is delusional. the AP isn't going to drop a team that won by 50 for a team that won by 24>b-b-but MUH RANKED EEC WIN if LSU hadn't started the season in the top 10, they would've been unranked by now.
>>151612696You don't. If you don't have one yet you're shur out forever.
wait did he unironically call him "Coach Crime"? am I the only one who heard that?
>small brainsMUH ROOOOOOOONKINGZ MUH NOOOOOOOOORFSSOOOOOOOUF>me, a big brainIt’s going to be SEC and B1G in the top four with all the byes.
>>151612961Same logic applies to Oregon only beating pedo state and Indiana beating Oregon. If you look at the records they are not remotely comparable. A&M has done so much more
>>151613009It sounded awfully close. 11:58
>>151613019even ESPN's own pet stats like SP+ and FPI have Indiana ahead of A&M, and those are the stats the (((committee))) are using specifically because of the nationwide kvetching about Indiana and SMU making the playoffs last year over Alabama.
>>151613019Key difference is Oregon went 13-1 last year and returned most of that team. LSU was mid last year and they're mid again this year, which is why beating Oregon is a lot more impressive than beating LSU. A&M is also dodging the best other teams in the SEC (Bama, Georgia, Ole Miss, Vandy) and drawing all the overrated shitters who are only ranked due to le quality loss memes.
>>151613059Indiana has zero 5 star recruits and only seven 4 star recruits on the team. They are not even remotely close to the same caliber as the faggies. Their resume is also not remotely close to the faggies. The only way they are ranked above the faggies is if there is a strong big 10 bias with the AP voters They are going to get BTFO in the playoffs again just like last year. It’s a fucking joke
>>151613091ah yes, we've reached the terminal argument for the buttflustered Faggie: "muh croots". Better luck next time!
Primegods we fucking did it
>>151613091Now compare how many more 4-5* players Oregon has and tell me how you think their game against Indiana should have gone, then compare that to the way it actually played out.
>>151612910Kek LSU is only ranked because of EEC bias
>>151613100All the ass to mouth posters went to sleep or have been arrested. Why are you seething so much about a team you don’t give a shit about?
the most expensive 2025 coach buyouts:Kirby Smart, Georgia: $105,107,583Ryan Day, Ohio State: $70,916,667Kalen DeBoer, Alabama: $60,843,750Steve Sarkisian, Texas: $60,307,500Dabo Swinney, Clemson: $60,000,000Mike Norvell, Florida State: $58,667,708Dan Lanning, Oregon: $56,733,333Curt Cignetti, Indiana: $56,700,000>Brian Kelly, LSU: $53,293,333
>Utah Utes
>>151613091>muh crootscope harder faggot
is colorado this weeks KWAB of the week? it was kinda a boring week
i'm fine with osu being #1 bc regardless of their heckin resume i think they would dab on most teams, i will be curious to see them play indiana thothe only team in the top 10 i would say matches up well against them is Alabama. UGA wouldn't be able to do shit bc Sayin would be sitting in the pocket for 5 years every play until someone is wide open, Oregon seems very gimmicky this year
>>151613100>>151613156Recruiting rankings are remarkably accurate. The natty winner puts the most players into the NFL literally every single time over the last 20 years except for when Michigan won by cheating. Over half of the first round draft picks last year were 5 star recruits. To say it doesn’t matter is to willfully be retarded
>>151613143I wouldn’t be shocked if LSU pulls a refund maneuver.
>>151613160Shared KWAB of the week between Mississippi State and South Carolina for the way they choked
>>151613160Soon Michigan State will offer $190 million guaranteed for an Colorado coach after they fire everyone in shame again.Then will hope to find a way to fire them all in shame again but with refunds.
>>151613143Firing the head coach is just retarded. You can literally buy a natty with that 50 million dollars. Often times the head coach just needs better position coaches or better coordinators. Only if the head coach is a real fucking hopeless retard does it make sense to fire him.
>>151613160LSU probably. Everyone including themselves expecting to btfo A&M for reasons unknown.
>>151613183>The natty winner puts the most players into the NFL literally every single time over the last 20 years except for when Michigan won by cheating.2018 season title winner: Clemson2019 NFL draft (which took place immediately after the 2018 season) school leader: Alabama. Clemson checked in at tied for 5th with Auburn, Notre Dame, Ole Miss, and Pedo StateOops!
>>151613183You're ignoring the part where Indiana won convincingly on the road against the 5th most talented roster on 24/7's talent composite. They have a QB playing at a Heisman level, which is a pretty big talent gap equalizer.
>>151613183also feel free to answer >>151613117 at any time.
Is Hawaii or Guam on? I don't want to go to bed.
LSU being ranked as high as they were was entirely media wishful thinking and then that stupid clempus game validated it in their heads they didn't do a single thing in the offseason to justify thinking they were suddenly gonna be better than 8-4
>>151613143money laundering
My ODU monarchs!
>>151613228what he meant to say is that Alabama is the spiritual natty winner every year
Mercy my bussy is wore out!
>>151613175oregon is really lucky they didn't draw osu this year bc they would shut that shit down just like Indiana did, probably worse
Coach Prime ate a really bad loss tonight
>>151613240>>151613239I think you guys fundamentally don’t think high IQ enough and I don’t mean that just to be insulting. In every game there is going to be a statistical likelihood for any outcome to happen. The winner of every game is not the better the team. A team could have only a 5% chance to win the game and win it. So if Oregon and Indiana played eachother 10 times I would bet Oregon wins 7 of them. These statistics also get nasty when you have to play competitive games. You could easily be so talented as to have an 80% chance to win every game and you are going to lose 2 or 3 games.
They’re gonna make primate cut off another toe for this dishonor
>>151613318If it got me a gf who cared about me this much I think I could kill another person. I am so criminally alone.
Is every 10-2 Big 10/SEC team guarensheed playoffs forever under current format?
Now that the dust has settled: the biggest fraud coach in sports history relative to the praise he received. Colorado is now worse off than they would have been in rebuilding with any average coach. Whatever exposure they got has dried up to nothing now
someone needs to tell the Buffalos' social media guy that the quarterly updates are unnecessary when you're down by 40+
>>151613350only allowing 3 points in the 3rd is impressive
>>151613350How else would we know they cleaned it up a little in the 3rd quarter?
>>151613346Hilariously related would be Mel TuggerI'd say Charlie Weis, but he was more of a less praised but exceptionally parastic. He should have opened a sports agent firm.
>>151613344pretty muchthere could be exceptions, like this year a 10-2 nebraska will not get in. A fucking 10-2 michigan as bad as they have been will probably be in.
Who's in and who's out after tonight?
>>151613346To be fair to coach primate the timing of the NIL deal was incredibly bad for him. Coaching in college is just not about personality like it used to be. He was going to be the guy to talk talented players to come to Colorado and that instantly stopped mattering. I don’t think anybody thought of coach primate as a genius or the xs and os or player development or whatever.
>>151613380>A fucking 10-2 michigan as bad as they have been will probably be in.They seem ripe to autistically barely beat 3 shit teams and then meme an anOSU win for 10-2 and a hasty playoff exit.would be good for the lels at least
Alabama is a fraud. There I said it.
>>151613356Coach Motivate gave a great halftime speech
>>151613323Talentfags need to update their thinking to the portal/NIL era. You guys are stuck in the previous meta. The top teams can't stack upperclassmen 4-5* recruits 3 deep at every position like they did 5+ years ago and make themselves invincible against anyone outside the top 5.Yeah of course stars will always matter and everyone should want a better roster, but the elite teams are more beatable now than they used to be. They have more flaws and less depth. If a key starter gets injured or has to sub out they might actually have somebody who isn't that good for the opponent to exploit instead of rolling out yet another future 1st rounder. At the same time teams lower on the talent pyramid now have more talent than they used to because being one of the top 10 highest paid players at an Indiana-tier school is more profitable than being the 30th highest paid player at Bama or Ohio State.
>>151613390He recruited solely on “we know how to get you to the NFL and in front of scouts” but that only really worked for the HBCU and juco brigade, which was good enough for the PAC and Big 12 before NIL. That doesn’t matter now because for some players they get paid more in college than they would in the NFL and Colorado doesn’t have that support for the prime juco bucks.
>>151613323and why, pray tell, can we not use the same logic to shit on A&M's wins this year? especially since your highlight win against ND was literally because of a failed PAT when a holder dropped the ball.
>>151613346Coach Amputate
>>151613418after last year anything is possible, but it will take a complete mental collapse from OSU againi've watched both of them a lot this year and though OSU never lights the world on fire they are SO fucking much better than them. Fucking absurd that Day lets it get in his head that much
>>151612910Indiana should be ranked #1
>>151613435Correct outside Ohio State and maybe Michigan if they were run better
>>151613466They have won a lot of games against teams with a lot of talented players. To the point where as they sit at 8-0 their chance of being fraudulent is very very small. Indiana has a much higher probability of being fraudulent. And the fact that everyone said they didn’t deserve to make the playoffs last year and then their game was totally uncompetitive is a data point that’s pretty hard to ignore.
>>151613481Last year all the anosu people i knew wanted Day fired after the last loss before the playoffs.Feel without the playoff championship that anosu would have legit fired him.
>>151613418>>151613481Michigan having a couple first rounders on their DL is the main reason they beat Ohio State last year. They don't have that anymore. They got bullied up and down the field by Lincoln Riley FFS. On the other side of the ball I'd be shocked if Michigan's offense breaks double digits. They're not beating Ohio State again unless it's a turnover-filled complete meme fest.
>>151613540that's kind of what I'm expectingthat USC game was very alarming bc that's very similar to OSU's offense this year, except worse
>>151613540>got bullied up and down the field by Lincoln Rileythat is a rather damning factBest hope is they have a major improvement in the final month to meme another hilarious win
>>151613540the only reason they got double digits last year was because Will Howard decided to throw one of his weekly tard picks on his own 5so yeah, it will take a lot of nonsense to do that again
>>151613521>let's punish Indiana for shit that happened last year>let's conveniently ignore that A&M is so renowned for going 8-4 that it's an entire meme Would it shock you to learn that Indiana and A&M have the same number of double-digit-win seasons in the last 20 years?
>>151613521>last yearDo 8&4fags seriously think their team wins history-based arguments? Most of your fanbase is so traumatized they expected to lose tonight. If we're using last year's playoff results to rank this year's teams B1G teams deserve more credit, considering the SEC's only wins were against Clempus and Arizona State.
>>151613584perfect example of sec coattail riders wanting to get the shine their brothers earned
>>151613588>considering the SEC's only wins were against Clempus and Arizona State.and both those wins were by the same SEC team, the one currently getting dogged on for A. being a newbie to the conference and B. being really really shit on offense.
I wish I had east coast time. It's 11 pm and there's no football on tv. If I had east coast time I would have a couple more hours left to watch.
I remember a time when everyone was fired in shame for losing to Indiana that had a once in a century win (rip in peaces Earl Bruce)
>>151613540>They're not beating Ohio State again unless it's a turnover-filled complete meme fest.Sayin has thrown a couple risky balls this year but overall he's been great in decision-making, which is scary considering he's a freshman.Wink's gonna have to cook up some serious shit to get his goat.
>>151613603centrals the best, then east, mountain, and pacific
>>151613612Last year was the first year I ever 'knew' that michigan was going to lose to anosu.that and the abalama match were fittingly hilarious
>>151613612yea our running game isn't great right now. We have decent backs but our oline run blocking is kinda shit. Our pass block is great Sayin has only been sacked 3x this year. Doubling Jeremiah smith will leave klare or tate open so a lot of defenses are kinda screwed against our pass, but a really good run d could fuck with us
>>151613612Pray for heavy snow and wind, that cucks Ohio State much more than Michigan
>>151613139Not true I smoked weed and I'm watching Nova
they really should just fire primethis is embarrassing
>>151613670>NovaThe PBS nature/science show?I loved that ages ago
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>151613603But we get to start watching earlier
Kwab should be miss st and south carolina for choking away the only good upsets of the week
Will Navy be admitted to the fantastic five?
>>151613671and there it is
MY (futurely) ranked Houston Coogs
>>151613671I think they'll give him an honorable exit, but everyone will know it's involuntary
Can we please stop having the discussion about what p4 school fans want good g6/fcs players and coaches are going during the season?I understand its a dog eat dog world out there. I think players and coaches should be compensated at what the market values their services to be. I understand peoples dream schools may not be the programs they are playing for right now. But for the love of football can we stop the discourse of good g6 players just in the terms of transfers? Drew Mestemaker is playing at a fantastic level for UNT, and can potentially lead his school and team to the playoffs. However in a lot of areas of the internet the performances seem to be treated like demo tape for p4 programs. Same goes with coaches as well. All i think is college football is in a better spot if we appreciate players and coaches greatness during the szn.
>>151613588i havent watched blowsu since tejas and because the big10 is big12 acc tier it isnt worth watching aside from the few marquee matchups. like i havent seen oregon play a decent team so i cant be like oh indiana is really good! i mean they seem decent and in gonna assume ohio state is actually good just because they are undefeated and won the chippy last year so they can be 1 but a&m should be 2 unless you just really value blowing out shitters by a thousand impressive.
I’ve never watched LSPoo copecasts but those bois down in Baton Rouge are outright mopey. I didn’t expect this much faggotry out of a “swamp” school but they’re all metrosexual vineyard vines types wringing their hands complaining of the vapors
>>151613143>Mike Norvell, Florida State: $58,667,708I will never understand how he got that.
Coach prime to Michigan State 2027?
why is there some cheesy ass celebration after literally every play now, jesus christ
>>151614432>This program is in the toilet. If I'm leaving my safe job for FSU, I need guarantees.>I just went undefeated and was left out of the playoff because of the unjust committee. Lots of schools want me, give me more money and guarantees or I leave.The program was just the right combo of shit and rebuild success for it to sound like a good idea. No one thought he'd turn the program back into what it was when he got there.
>>151614771>I just went undefeated and was left out of the playoffthat shit was criminal though
>>151614798His agent surely leveraged that into his contract extension.>If my client was at a blue blood, he wouldn't have been left out of the playoff. Him staying at Florida State is limiting his career. You need to pay more to compensate.
Fire SmithCut chilesImprison the refsLaugh at Michigan
>>151613584But dey sec doh
Is Marcel Reed legit?
>>151613019hurr de durr but duh duks make the many points and beat Portland state
>>151613139Right here faggot, drunk and loving your gaped prolapsed asshole spewing bloody diarrhea all over my board
>>151615805If you have to ask you already know the answer.
>>151613073>returned most of that teamReturning team means fuckallIt's a portal game
Why can't bindiana beat Notre Dame and why has has it been 74 years since they've done so
>>151616127The papacy pays teams to lose, this has been known for decades.
B1G power rankings1. Ohio State2. Indiana3. Oregon4. USC5. Michigan6. Iowa7. Washington8. Illinois9. Northwestern10. Minnesota11. Nebraska12. UCLA13. Maryland14. Michigan State15. Rutgers16. Purdue17. Penn State18. Wisconsin19. Wisconsin's offense
>>151613588>and Arizona State.Reminder that was refball. ASU had texASS dead to rights.
>>151616237you can't actually be taking that michigan team seriously
>>151616266They will literally be bucknut's best win
>>151615805he’s alright. wish he was more consistent with the deep ball
>>151613588>the University of Twolossesshouldn't you be giving sark extra bonuses so he doesn't jump ship for the NFL?
>>151616266You could make an argument for Iowa to be above them, but who else? They're clearly not top 4, but no lower than 6.
>>151615805God tier O-Line and receivers but he simply needs to S C A N and then you will see 70yd dragons every other play
>>151616266this year you can, because the B1G outside of Ohio State and Indiana is just different-sized piles of dogshit.
Is that Chad Powers show any good?
There's a real chance A&M Jumps Indiana in the polls, right?
>>151617354Depends if you rate Oregon who for some reason is ahead of two undefeated teams
>The Broadcast was actively trashing the LSU Captain, a cancer survivor because Marcel Reed scored a TD on himabsolutely classless by ABC
>UCLA wins>The white kid gets plastered everywhere>UCLA gets BTFO>It's the Black Interim HC that gets put on medialmao they really are just that racist
>>151617553>fernando enrique gonzales de souza santos mendoza>white
>>151617354They should both be above tOSU but we won't talk about that.
>>151617583Ah yes, that's exactly who I was talking about. Not the UCLA OC that the school is brute forcing as the face of California football
>>151617553Good?
good bait, even the lowercase w and the uppercase B and everything. but that particular account never posted neuheisel graphics in the first place
>>151617657Newfag?
>>151617673Darkie?
uhh...Primechads?
This seems pretty good
>>151610223The biggest problem is the offensive line
>>151617765We need our 6-6 Colorado vs 6-6 UNC Pop Tarts Humiliation Bowl
>>151613019Retard take.
>>151613435You just made the argument in favor of talent as a pdedictive metric by acknowledging that talent changed
>>151617714Desperate?
>>151617044Looks like a more milque toast Blue Mountain State so probably not
>>151618271So yes.
>>151618271Faggot
Top 15 or we riot
>>151614432>>151614771>>151614798>>151615238they didn't realize 2023 was a mirage propped up by a so-so schedule that looked better at the beginning of the season. also the era of the "premature monster extension" started with mel tucker in 2021 and continues to today, with no end in sight because there's nothing anybody can do about poaching. they're going to have to put penalties or waiting periods in coaching contracts to get them under under control/ save schools from themselves
Texass needed a Bama boy to save the day
>>151618333>>151618322Lel keep boilin newfags. This is how you fit in. Based and praise kek
The Manning experiment has failed
>>151618025defense?
Good morning from the #1 team in the nation.
>>151617765>Colorado finished the game with positive yardsdamn it
>>151618418Arch Manning status?
Give it to me straight cfb,Is this really the Super Bowl of college ball?
>>151618642Yes
>>151618642Until the NY6 are not all locked to CFP (unlike 2 rotating like in the previous format), that's the best bowl right now; even if it's locked just for Big 12 vs ACC.
>>151618642It’s definitely the most entertaining bowl game. They actually have a fun gimmick and production value. Duke’s mayo just dumps mayo on you
>>151618382>move up 6 places for beating baylornah. only 4 teams ranked above you lost. and 2 of them kept it close against top ten teams so you might not even jump them.
daddy and son sexy moodmmmmmmmm
I wonder if sark will make the same mistake as last year and refuse to bench his shit tier QB for his obviously superior second stringer I honestly believe this happens because sarkesian “development” makes them worse players and the bench guy has had his brains less scrambled by dark than the starter
>>151610223>>151610034It’s hilarious that all these pretty good teams are spending millions firing good coaches over one or two games all because Indiana went from eternal jobber to #2 in two seasons . Where are the TEN curt cignettis these schools think they’re going to hire? It’s a zero sum game run by brain dead jocks that don’t understand not everyone can win every game every year. Get what you deserve. Only school that will get a good hire this season is the one that gets James Franklin for basically free
>>151619480It’s so inconceivable how often guys line up wrong and jump offsides. I never did this shit when I played football and I was never a highly paid semi pro college football player. You just know these guys have 85 IQ
>>151612910Brother the reality is that Iowa Washington Michigan USC Nebraska are all about as good as these ‘ranked’ SEC teams and I’d guess some of those Big XII and ACC teams are too. The era of the SEC have exclusive rights to paying players is over.
>>151613091The SEC always wins hypothetical matchups, we forgot B1G bros. A+M deserves to win the hypothetical title
My gophies STINK
>>151618642It's the Super Bowl of Sovl.
>>151619758Raped and gaped
My longhorns are starting to believe in themselves :3
>>151613323The game result is the only thing that matters dude. Hypothetical strats aren’t real. They’re only relevant for committee because there are 100 teams that don’t play the same schedule. Oregon lost the game and that’s that. They don’t get a free pass because they could win a rematch hypothetically. You’re too low IQ to be looking at statistics. For fun, if you use last years data with this year the line in an IU/Oregon matchup would be a 50-50 pickem neutral field or -3 for the home team. If you only use this years numbers? It’s IU -8 on a neutral. IU is a perfect example of a maxed out coaching staff skill doing stuff with 72nd best talent in the league. Granted they always get an NFL tier QB which is very important. Oregon has a good staff but inexperienced 5 stars. Next year they will be even better
>>151619904>actually it’s smarter to be retarded Nah
>>151619712>iowa>nebraska
>>151619904>The game result is the only thing that matters dude.for ranking, yes. for predictions no
We don't talk about Marcel Reed's ghost arm nearly enough.
>>151616127They don’t play regularly and while Indiana is the losingest program in fbs history (literally) they’ve ranged from very bad to pretty good but stuck being jobber for Ohio state and Michigan and Penn State. They also are a basketball school and refused to cheat and pay players
>>151618025How old is he? Like 25? Was mid at Indiana and they won’t do anything against real defense
>>151620037>>151619983Yeah well there isn’t anything to predict because the game happened. Don’t forget the rankings are based on performance vs an average FBS team so it accounts for bad schedules and tough schedules
>6 ranked teams lose>only 2 new teams will get ranked>it won't be NavyI hate this bullshit so much
>>151620143>the best strength coach in the game right now training a spook how to chuck a spear >still not chucking it as good as the random mexican Vanderbilt picked up because an assistant coach wanted to fuck his momMany such cases
why isn't anyone talking about her anymore
>>151620610lets be real my hornies should be number 1 they had more yards than blohio shart and are sense far better
>sense
>>151620610I would pay five bucks to see their formula because I don’t believe they actually have a formula
>>151620610>Auburneh?
>>151620610Why is Notre Dame ranked so poorly?They're clearly the best in the country.
>>151618382>bussy blasted by Nebraska
>>151619480>G4J1rT2XAAA7iPH.jpgConfidence in NCAA officiating is at an all time low.And for a good reason.
>>151619480the red line isn't official dummies
BYU might unironically be the least hateable school in the country
>>151620965Nah, fuck mormons. Jehovah’s Witness-tier scam.
>>151620919While it's not sure if the penalty should have been from the cheaters being lined up offsides or too many men in the backfield, we are certain that the reffies fucked it up again.
>>151620993racist.
This man will be starting for an SEC school next year
They need to tweak the Transfer portal. Limit how many a times a player can enter, and make the acquiring school have to pay the losing school relative to the caliber of player (i.e. a school has to pay more for a top tier player than a bottom tier one)
>>151620993>religion>scamYes
>>151613760They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.
>>151613346Remember in the offseason when people were seriously suggesting his name for the Cowboys job? Lmao
>>151621087>make the acquiring school have to pay the losing school relative to the caliber of playerThat'll never happen. Even if the NCAA tried to make that a rule, the courts would smack that down immediately. Only way something like that happens is if players become contracted employees of the universities.
>>151613346>recruit based on race>transfers based on race>team sucksWho could have expected that?
>>151621003Also true, I am assistant to the regional manager of racism.
>>151621151Deep man
>>151621087You start with 5 years of eligibility and lose a year every time you enter the portal. Transfers are ineligible to receive NIL at their new schools for a year
>>151621236I knew it was over when he ran off all his offensive line, just told them to transfer, and replaced them with twink negroes.
>>151617389Are they not behind every team they’ve lost to? Then what’s the problem?
Why are people pretending Arch played poorly the last game?When he had a semblance of an offensive line in the 4th quarter he did play like people expected him to play in the beginning of the year.
>>151621151*tips Fedora
>>151621377>non argumentConcession accepted
>>151621386You didn't even make an argument
>>151621411Already accepted your concession, you lost. It's over.
>>151620993This. Kill them all and all papists too
>>151621340because they are retarded. If you gave Arch the Texas A&M offensive line and receivers, everyone would be talking about him as the unstoppable god of football who surpassed all expectations.
>>151621187>Only way something like that happens is if players become contracted employees of the universitiesAbsolutely not true there are many work arounds you have to be retarded to only see one path forward and that path being to completely cuck out.
>>151621438most eloquent atheist
>>151619480Reffie Moment
>>151620359>there isn't anything to predictteams can play more than once. shocking revelation for a babby, I know.
>>151621340It's all bot posting by various NFL teams to try to convince other teams not to draft him by astroturfing every platform with anti-Arch propaganda. He's still going in the first round and he's going to be great in the NFL.
>>151621876No you're just a retard that refuses to acknowledge reality and is posting nonsensical ideas that are complete nonstarters.
>>151622129Nope you are just a cuckold who cant think his way out of a paper bag
>>151622148And here you are lashing out with your sub-80 IQ. Not only are you stupid, but pathetic too.
>>151612591Brian Kelly AIDS status?
>>151612591>>151622261
>>151620783Too low
>>151616237Put Iowa at 4 or even 3 yeah I'll go there.
>>151621755Why doesn't teams just build a good offensive line? Are they stupid?Specially Texas that has infinite money and who got Ewers and Manning who were super hyped QBs.
>>151622379>muh i only lost by 3 an shieeetttt>muh i won by 100! power ratings deserve the rope, all that matters is record and sos see colley but ideally have home away factored in idk how youd do it but ye
>>151622487idk bro sark is a qb whisperer not a fucking fat sumo wrestler. leave it to someone dumb and fat LOL
heh...my boy Archingz...just needs a better offensive line...then his real generational talent can shine through...watch out transfer portal...coming for your...lineman
>Nick Mangold died a week after begging Jets/Buckeye fans for a kidneygreat, now Ohio State has the "win for [X]" buff too.
>>151622529Sumo wrestlers are smart, anon>>151622545If you "Freaky Friday" Eli or Peyton into Arch's body would they be able to do much?
>>151622569they didn't come through. they are now cursed
>>151622658yea but qbs are about infinitely more so unless you are black and get by solely on athletic ability
>Ohio State-Pedo State next week>Gameday has to settle for going to Utah-Cincinnati G R I M
>>151622487Texas actually does not have infinite money lol they specifically have been recruiting 3 star linemen under the belief that they can save a lot of money and still develop them into good players. Getting a good offensive line is really fucking hard in college football for the following reasons:>unlike skill positions it’s almost impossible to be good as a true freshman it takes time to develop the strength required >an offensive line is only as good as it’s worst player >the best linemen play on the defense >lots of O linemen do it out of a sense of obligation due to their rare body type and don’t actually have any love for football >linemen are the hardest to scout. You can’t visually see strength the way you can see speed and all linemen will play after some degree of body transformation you have to project No now you are looking at paying some guy out of high school a lot of money and he won’t even be ready to play for a few years and he also might not even develop worth a fuck you don’t really know.
>>151623129other schools consistently have elite offensive lines
>>151623129Why don't they try to get Wrestlers or Judo guys or defensive linemen and pay them more to play on offense?My impression (more so from NFL than CFB) is that a good offensive line is more important than having good receivers.
>>151623129Plus the fact that 99% of high school lineman out there are fat turds who don't have the athleticism to handle giganigger LBs and DEs at the college level.
>>151623240Having a wrestling background is a good indicator of success as a lineman but most amateur wrestlers aren't 6'3 and 300lbs
If Ohio State wins the B1G, they will have 1 (one) ranked win. If Indiana wins the B1G, they will have 2 (two) ranked wins.
>>151623183Who consistently has elite offensive lines? Anyway I didn't say its not possible just that its the hardest position group to have always be good.
>>151623240>defensive linemenIt's more individualist on defense.If you make a play its big and flashy and your effort.If you fuck up, you have a couple of layers of coverage behind you to get the guy.Failures are the team, successes are your own.Inverted on offense. Success is the teams, failures are indivualistic.
hey guys nebraska won this week in a completely inconsequential game and nobody cares but it was nice yay
>>151623451notre dameohio statealabama
>>151623430If Ohio State lose the B1G, they will go to the playoffs with 0 (zero) ranked wins.
>>151617765this one did it better
>>151623129By the way this is why I believe the meta of modern day college football would be to over-recruit linemen. Have an abundance of them and make the heart and soul of your program about developing linemen. Churn the roster with the guys who are not surpassing expecations getting cut and you just keep over recruiting linemen like this. And then you just get your skill guys from the portal. Guys with playing experience and proven tape at the college level. There are plenty of good RBs and recievers in the portal and they are relatively dirt cheap too.
>>151623597who cares?
>>151623578Ohio State's offensive line is solid in pass blocking because they have great tackles, but they're struggling in run blocking this year. Like, really bad.And just to prove the earlier points, the failure for a consistent ground game are most attributable to their right guard play being inconsistent so far this year. Two dudes on a roster of 100 are hobbling Ohio State's offense in a huge way.
>>151623578Thats just not true. Notre Dame and Ohio State just play against shitters all year. Alabama has had its ups and downs. Texas O line coach (soon to be fired) was formerly an alabama O line coach.
I think we're all asking the same questionjust how good is Utah?
>>151623675>Have an abundance of them and make the heart and soul of your program about developing linemen.this was the philosophy that made Wisconsin a respectable program for 25 years despite never having elite QBs or WRs: they had snowplows of offensive lines who let Wisconsin just grind down games with rushing. Fickell's major cultural failure was getting Wisconsin away from what worked and trying to make them a meme Air Raid team.
>>151623733better than Utah State, not as good as BYU
>>151623733if you're using the Colorado game as a gauge, don't. Colorado's offensive line has been atrocious for years, Salter being under siege all night was just Utah realizing they could push Colorado to well past their breaking point with relentless blitzes.
>aggies haven't been 8-0 since 1992really?
>>151623970Sorry reffies, ass to mouth blew you out in Arkansas and you gotta wait till the end of the season for the rematch
>>151623936The size difference was hilarious. Coloredado apparently doesn’t have a S&C coach or a nutritionist and the players are all eating nothing but estrogen-rich foods.
So all these SEC teams that are ranked through the year and end up with 8 wins are quality competition but the other conferences that also end up with a bunch of 8 win teams are unranked non quality competition because of what exactly?
>>151624178we are at every gamewe see every playor don't see every playit all depends
>Texas favored over Vandy
>>151624256Because the SEC is the best conference. It's a pretty simple thing to understand. It's harder to get to 8 wins playing in the SEC than any other conference.
AP Top 251. Ohio State (54)2. Indiana (11)3. Texas A&M (1)4. Alabama5. Georgia 6. Oregon 7. Ole Miss8. Georgia Tech9. Vanderbilt10(tied). Miami10(tied). BYU12. Notre Dame13. Texas Tech14. Tennessee15. Virginia16. Louisville17. Cincinnati 18. Oklahoma19. Mizzou20. Texas21. Michigan22. Houston23. USC24. Utah 25. Memphis RIP to that Faggie shitposter who was pissing and shidding last night about A&M being above Indiana.
>>151620610Indiana must be blowing up their formula as fpi is just the Blueblood index
>>151624401Why is this surprising?
That's a career altering kind of injury
>>151624469because Texas is doodoo
>>151624469because texass sucks
>>151624496His football career just ended...
>>151624469texjeet coding error >>151624429Likewise to the Midwestern downie who thought beating up on poocla would vault them over the reigning national champion
>>151624515>>151624508now extrapolate that for what it says about vandy
>>151624508>>151624515>Non ball watchers. Texas hasn't had their ass whipped all year. They have found ways to win. All games have been close. Have they lived up to expectations? No. Do they "suck." Absolutely not. All of a sudden a Vandy team is going to spank them? Vandy dick riders are the most casual of the casual. Poast less.
>>151624429>faggies received a 1st place votetu faggots on suicide watch
>>151624538Only blacks should be in the NFL anyways, he was stealing someone's spot
>>151624538
>>151624681it was cessna wasnt it
>>151624671>They have found ways to win.except twice, once to the gators
>>151624256Umm yes. If you croot good according to croot indexes you get good rank and are afforded an extra loss. A great coach with an average class has to do 5 times as much on the field magic to be considered their equal. If the team has an average croot index they must play like Indiana every week. Dont pull players and put a 50 burger on every team. Every year the same teams get the # and half of em flop. I can actually seeing this being such a problem that a lawsuit will come bc its going to get worse as judeaification of the sport accelerates
>>151624429Who has Ohio State beaten again?
>>151624734Based Cessna would never, probably some negroid or a woman
>>151624648that the eternally underestimated scrappy cinderella is once against underestimated against the the most overhyped team of the season?
>>151624736Archie just ran out of time
>>151624671I've watched texass and they suck not even a vandy fan either but I've watched them and they're goodsimple as
>>151624798mmm hansen it is
>>151624797the slayer of san jose state
>>151624797An sec team/Thread
>>151624800vandy is a shit and will lose to rocky bottom
>>151624797By the start of the playoffs, they will have defeated either 0 (zero) or 1 (one) ranked team, depending on if they win the B1G championship game or not. Anons here say “who cares?” in response.
>>151624830>t. casual cfb watcherand that's OKAY!
>>151624847but not before ending texas's season
>>151624859who cares?
>>151624429>still no NavyIt's all so fake & gay rigged bullshit
>>151624718damn, poor dude's ankle was resting at about 60 degrees the wrong way. RIP rookie season and that's definitely an injury that stunts your career as an RB
>>151624888No one, apparently. Not even Ohio State fans want them to play a ranked team. Blowing out unranked shitters every single week is enough entertainment for the Buckeye mind.
>>151624859Omg number! Omg fpiOmg croot indexOmg vegas says
>>151624859good, unmotivated overpaid retards tend to flounder. you should really be concerned if Michigan does beat them and that sets off the Fire Cryan Gay/Playoff Roflstomp cycle
Who exactly has Vandy beat and put the screws to that makes anyone think they're going to beat the shit out of Texas @ Texas? They may win, but these ass beating predictions are silly, guys.
>>151624884well vandy has shown cracks and they dont have much depth i would assume. They are at the end of a gauntlet, and are at dkr, which is jeety but still 100k jeets and spics is quite a lot. i would think the line will at the least move to a pick em and a lot of models would have vandy as slight favorites, but the depth concerns are legit and if arch is out texas would probably be better off
>>151624830The problem is that you are retarded and when you decide which team is good what you are really seeing is how well a team executes their offense. Texas has been piss poor at executing its offense and vandy has been very efficient. So you see vandy as a much better team. You are putting very dispropotionate weight into offensive execution and not enough weight on other factors. But if you think you are smarter than vegas I invite you to bet big on Vandy going to texas and winning.
>>151624950Do you in your heart of hearts truly and honestly enjoy watching a team never have to play a single difficult opponent? Or are you saying that their opponents were falsely unranked? Confusing stance to have.
>>151624998the line is +/-1.5its not like vegas has picked a strong favorite
>>151625079nah tejas is -3.5
>>151625005>Or are you saying that their opponents were falsely unranked?NTA but Washington is unironically getting snubbed hard here. they just beat a ranked Illinois, throttled a Wazzu that Ole Piss struggled with, and their only two losses are to the last two natty champs. Their schedule and performance so far are not too far off from Tennesneed, and yet the Vols are 17th and Washington is (((receiving votes)))
>>151625005Its literally not my problem. Its not ohios states problem that the media and EEC Annointed Texas and archie the golden team and they scheduled them, the #1 team.Ohio state doesnt run the ap, ohio state doesn't run espn, ohio state doesnt run croot indexes
>>151625127not exactly strong either
>throws 2 passes all season>best 2 throws for the Texas offense all seasonVandy is going to HATE him
>>151625162>gets asked for your opinion>deflectsthe mighty buckeye mind
>>151625223pic related
based Pat
>>151625289holy based
>>151625162You are such a flaming fucking faggot. God damn this is why everyone hates ohio state. Biggest group of faggots ever, this is woman tier discourse.
>>151625289cheeky
>>151625289>lives in Raleigh>Biases towards USC and Ole Miss>Biased against Iowa Statewhat do you think transpired in this man's life for that combination?
>>151625289okay, now I want to know who Yanity put at 3 and 4also, that website is stellar that it shows the voter's bias
>>151625351He just knows ball bro
>>151625351this is called rating teams honestly based on their record and schizos finding patterns and bias where there is none.
>>151625223>>151625264Its actually true his 2 passes were the 2 best passes for the Texas offense.
>[Moscona] It appears that what little internal support Brian Kelly had remaining was lost with LSU's embarrassing performance against Texas A&M. Expect significant changes within the LSU football program during the open week, possibly as soon as Sunday Get bent faggot, I hope you never coach again.
team A has 0 ranked wins but 0 losses and has defeated every opponent comfortablyteam B has 1 ranked win and 0 defeats and has also defeated its opponents easilyteam C has 2 ranked wins, and 0 defeats but has had a few close callsteam D has 5 ranked wins but 1 unranked lossrank them in order from best to worst>>151625421
>>151625518massholes and coonasses just don't mix it would seem, they need to bring back coach o
>>151625551>ranked wins
>>151625551The one unranked loss cancels out the five ranked wins
>>151625328wtf do you want him to say? "yeah, you're right. we're a fraud and should give our spot to a middling SEC team"?
I have a weird feeling that Arch will not be at Texas next year. Always thought it was weird that Peyton and Eli both were under a QB gurus wing (Cuttcliffe) and they let him go to Sark.
>>151623729it's weird that they have so many guys in the NFL then.
>>151625551a&m was not close against arky and auburn lol
>>151625551Your example is overly simplified. You have to have some intuition and consider the actual talent on the football teams. Anyone who does that is going to rank A&M easily above indiana
>>151625551I'm assuming these teams are Ohio State, Indiana, A&M, and Alabama respectively.In which case you're a disingenuous bozo for saying that A&M's "ranked" win against a now-unranked LSU counts but Ohio State's ranked win against a now-unranked Illinois doesn't.Also Texas is still fucking ranked and Ohio State cleaned their clock week 1.
>>151625707and above osu as well
>>151625697Notre Dame and Arkansas, but Arkansas was a ref job and a half
>>151625745all of alabamas ranked wins will still be ranked at the end of the season. texas and illinois will not be.
if texass wasn't preseason #1 they wouldn't even be ranked anymore lel
Rankings are largely fake and gay and 100% produced where casuals where will turn on the TV because "there teams are ranked, bro" An honest ranking of the true Top 25 teams in the nation would piss off G5, Big12 and ACC fans.
>>151625551How do byu and gt fit into this?
>>151625825Missouri's next three opponents are A&M, Mississippi State, and Oklahoma, and they're now facing them with their backup QB.You really have that much faith in Methzou to stay ranked?
>>151625518That guy is an actual homosexual. I didn’t know he existed until the LSPoo copecasts flowed all night but that guy takes it up the shit pipe on the reg, anything he says makes the room smell like cum because he has dick on his breath. Opinions dismissed outright as a result.
>>151624950What a retarded faggot you are lol. We used to have a system that ranked teams with a computer algorithm and it had to be gotten rid of because it didn't consider the shit that you are implying its soi to consider (its not)
>>151625894it was gotten rid of because the computer rankings had Oklahoma State above Alabama in 2011 and (((they))) couldn't have that happen
>we used to have a computer algorythm that objectively ranked the teams based on talent and resume>SEC won every time
>>151625802i mean indiana had serious trouble against iowa they arent perfect the only team i would say has never had trouble is ohio state and their schedule is obviously not up to par with indiana or aggy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbtot-wdI2Y
>>151625976forgot to add obviously not perfect but decent indicator of control
>>151625976they barely beat texas and then blew out shitters. the argument that they cant punish them for winning is stupid, because it limits the amount you can reward winning against actual challenging opponents. ohio state should be 3 or 4
>>151625976Ohio had 2 goal stands. Tejas was inches from tying it twice
>>151625647Yes thats what a man with honor would say if his team had an undeserved and inflated rank. I could easily admit something like "yeah we probably deserve to be number 4 or 5 right now just because we havent had to play anybody really good yet". Just lobbying for yourself regardless of the truth is completely woman and jew behavior.
>>151626074ah yes I forgot we're not allowed to lobby for a team having their defense be the strength of the program. it's not like our last.........four natty winners ended up with the #1 scoring defense and top 2 total defenses in the country or anything
>>151625894>We used to have a computer where half the rankings were super secret formulas that moved 10's of millions per year and decided the ship and that was a good thingKek
>>151626164you are a retarded faggot
>others receiving votes: LSU (11)FUCKOFF
>>151626175Excellent rebuttal. Try again next week when Ohio State is STILL #1 in the country, the Faggies are STILL #3, and you're STILL seething over it.
>>151626164When the texas offense has been revealed to be complete fucking dogshit the goal line stands definitely stop being impressive. The texas offesnive line was getting absolutely bullied by kentucky lol
>>151626204Enjoy watching the most boring season of college football ever played end in a loss to BYU
>>151626164Oh no no no no no hahahahaha hahahaha I can't breathe
>>151626191SEC bias might be real, but it's also warranted. it's the only real conference in football since the inclusion of the best Big12 teams (UT, OU, A&M, Mizzou)
>the ohio state guy is trying to claim texas is good
>>151626191A&M is a pretty strong team to lose to.
>>151626074yea i dont even value game control that high as it is biased from the start. If sark wasn't retarded in le redzone i would definitely have been more worried but the fact remains the win is looking worse and worse like many other overhyped teams
>>151626387>>151626347are these meant to show how good osu is??? hahaha texas is so fucking shit
>>151626387>the only quality win for my cuckeyes is a team that sucks and that makes the case for us being number 1
>>151626347>>151626418>>151626387Ladies and gentleman your Preseason champions, SEC wins Again!
I love when they bust out the webms.
>people seething this hard over rankings that literally don't matter, that literally won't be used in two weeks, and that at least one pollsters has gone on record saying she doesn't actually watch the sport before giving her rankings guys Deion and Brian Kelly are hanging onto their jobs by a thread right now.
>>151626519it literally is proving the point of the fags talking shit about ohio state. Espeically when its just texas not being able to throw the ball to wide open recievers.
>>151624671They found ways to win against the worst fucking teams
>dey sec, dey deserve all those preseason rankings>Actually our highest ranked team is shitHahahahahahahaha SEC education everyone
>>151626458>>151626418What kills me about this is that Arch was there for TWO YEARS and the program didn't even attempt to develop him
>>151626626Does tennesee pick him up in the portal He manning doh!
>>151626626Sark Development has a negative value. He was likely much better when he arrived at Texas. Look at Quinn Sewers, the highest rated recruit in the history of Ohio State football. He transfers to texas and looks like he has down syndrome after a few years with sark.
>>151626626He's a headcase.
Whats funny is if sec bias didn't slob all over texas in the preseason putting them at #1 instead of #10 the faggies would be #1 right now.Think about that.EEC c.ucked itself
every sunday i come in here and shitpost until the osu guy posts webms of texas
>>151626804lmao based
>>151626668Tennessee has a 5 star coming in and a 5 star freshman on the roster right now. I doubt they'd want to or have the money to pay what Arch would be asking or even want him.
>>151626916Texas didn't even pay arch. He gets real NIL deals with real companies. He will likely be free anywhere he goes
You guys are arguing fake rankings. The real rankings don't come out until Nov 4th at 7pm.
>>151626626my current conspiracy theory is that Arch showed up with his head screwed on wrong and with habits too ingrained to break now, and all Sark could do realistically was delay his playtime. Arch's weirdo sidearming isn't something that should come naturally to any QB who practiced right. I now think he's been doing that his whole life, he dominated in HS because he was just a freak athlete compared to his peers, and no one thought to coach his motions because he was a Manning.
>>151626571deion will never be fired mainly because of his cancer but also because of his PR. He will resign when the time is right
>>151626705>Look at Quinn Sewers, the highest rated recruit in the history of Ohio State football. He transfers to texas and looks like he has down syndrome after a few years with sark.Quinn never had intentions of staying in Columbus. He was originally committed to Texas, flipped to Ohio State at the same time that he'd conveniently be eligible for NIL money under Ohio state policy but not eligible under Texas state policy, and then the instant he was eligible in Texas transferred right back.he gave up potentially great long-term development for a $1.5m Kombucha deal.
some real anti tOSU jerks in here today.
>>151627060Better to suck at texas than be great in blowhio. Austin will take care of Quinn no matter what. He is set for life.
>>151627097they're just coping about Ohio State's schedule while they can, before Ohio State wins out with the breeziest chain of 27-9 games you'll ever see
It was funny how when UCLA went on their little run all they showed was Rick Nueheisal's son and talked about his masterful play calling. Once Indiana kicked their teeth in they're showing who the actual interim head coach on graphics.
>>151626972It's fun to watch mid westies spurg tho
>>151627211why are they so fucking stupid lol I'm afraid Nick Saban did irreparable psychological harm to the midwestoid
>all this kwabass copeSuddenly it makes sense why anons shit on ass to mouth so much despite them being based. They even started up a fire Kelly chant when all the lsu students went home in solidarity for bad coaching hires
>>151627279Meanwhile your average confederate
>>151609157>>151608576The Curse of CoachO, hopefully LSU fucked themselves until the end of time
>>151627364If LSPoo beats Alabama I’m gonna laugh so hard my intestines will spill into my nutsack.
>>151627279i hope you're ready for the west coast and midwest to run this shit from now on. team polo shirt, khaki wearing frat boys on suicide watch.
>>151627364While the immediate point is retarded and I'm not entirely convinced that's not a troll account, the deeper point is valid that Alabama just got done with the best four-week stretch of any team this season and if it wasn't for getting caught napping against FSU they'd probably be #1 right now.
>>151627364Looks like your average rage bait X account that gets paid on engagement to me.
>14 votes for anSDSU
>>151627366Fuck yeah bro. They deserve to suffer for what they did to our boy. And I do think they will be suffering. Smelly Kelly spent a shitload of money for his piece of shit team. They could see donor money dry the fuck up especially after a 50 million dollar buyout. I think its going to be terrible for them. And their new coach, James Franklin, won't be able to turn the ship around.
>>151622498They’re literally the best college football team.
Bros it's the best time of year. What's your Halloween, thanksgiving, and Christmas plans?
>>151625351Sometimes those biases are from years ago
>>151627649>Halloweenhand out toothbrushes because candy is a sin and kids should focus on dental hygiene instead>Thanksgiving and Christmasdriving up to spend a few days with family.
>>151627649Eat and drink. Already got my secret santas(2) i needed to get
>>151627649Absolute despair in my room alone
>>151627649Eating food. Watching footbaw. Spending time with family. The usual.
>>151627649best time of year unless you have huge maples in your yard shidding and pissing leaves everywhere and it's been raining and 50degs for the past week
>>151627649>Halloweendruk with sister, give half a pound of candy to each of the four trick or treaters that show up>Thanksgivingsimilar minus candy plus turkey>Christmasgoing to Rome (fuck Notre Dame btw)
>>151627868post her feet
Livvie is so beautiful
>>151627649>halloweenNothing>thanksgivingProbably nothing, will most likely make gumbo for whoever decides to eventually show up at my parents’ house later since we tend to not do anything day of holidays. That weekend, probably. >christmas Gumbo again, probably a few days before. I make good gumbo. No, I’m not a LSU fan.
>>151628028what secret to good gumbo?
>>151627649shut the fuck up, faggot
Archie mushbrain status?
>>151628372still the heisman favorite
>>151628372he actually is remarkably vulnerable to concussion. He got one last year against jawja on the 1 play he went in. You hate to see it
>>151628372just needs more time
>>151628435but does he know that?
>>151628076>use chicken thighs only, cut them up so people who don’t like dark meat (women) won’t notice >preseason the chunks, brown them until the fat renders out a bit >use sausage that has chunks of fat in it (andouille, naturally, but any smoked sausage with high fat works), slice it up however you like it, season it, brown it until some of the fat renders out >take a guess about how much grease you have, if it’s enough for however much gumbo you need to make then that’s what you make the roux with (add a little more oil if not)>stir like hell, don’t use premade or oven roux, just be patient if you’re not comfortable making roux yet >when you toss in your veggies, keep the garlic aside to throw in a little later, consider using only red bell peppers (that’s what I do because there’s a relative who can’t handle green)>before you throw in the garlic, use a splash of cheap but drinkable white wine to scrape up the bottom of the pot >chuck in the garlic then >drink the rest of the wine while you cook the rest While you’re drinking, season. I suggest making your own spice blend. That might be the secret to “good” gumbo, I spice it however I like it while getting blitzed on cheap ass white wine. I spend less than 15 bucks on it.
>>151626999a nigger with cancer... a logistical nightmare to fire poor buffies
>>151628581>premade rouxhad no idea this was a thing, disgusting
>Doing my weekly grocery shopping at Publix>get cornered up by a couple of religious guys asking me about Jesus and telling me about their church event coming up.This shit happens at least once a quarter. I must have a look of easily approachable or totally living a sinful life. This certain guy's event was next Saturday and I explained that I couldn't make it because I had a college football game to watch.
jewlanebros...navychads... im fine, just tired.tired is all.
>>151628672I just go “sorry, I’m a Methodist” and they leave me alone after that.
>>151628672>>151630103>not just hitting them with the absentminded "huh nah sorry man"
>>151628672>tfw I never get invited to join a cult
>>151630227That only works if you’re a manlet. They are on the hunt for lanklets and strongfat tall guys, every Jonestown needs border guards.
Undefeated Navy still not ranked because... uhh, we hate our troops
>>151627868roll tide
>>151631006They do it for free, especially now during the shutdown
Next week's games, feel free to add to the next general, I've updated the times and rankings from last night's threadFriday25 Memphis @ Rice 7:00 PMNorth Carolina @ Syracuse 7:30PM (Spaghettifest)Saturday9 Vandy @ 20 Texas 12:00 PMPenn State @ 1 Ohio State 12:00 PM10 Miami @ SMU 12:00 PM5 Georgia @ Florida 3:30 PM2 Indiana @ Maryland 3:30 PM13 Texas Tech @ Kansas State 3:30 PMWashington State @ Oregon State 7:30 PM (because why the fuck not)18 Oklahoma @ 14 Tennessee 7:30 PM8 Georgia Tech @ NC State 7:30 PM23 USC @ Nebraska 7:30 PM17 Cincy @ 24 Utah 10:15 PM
>>151631242reminder: vandy is the underdog (and rightfully so)Cincy and Utah is the only game worth watching and it's at a time when nobody will see italso>least coast postingeveryone knows college football is a central timezone sport
So when is Kiffin going to Florida, getting antsy
This nigga serious? What fucking players has he actually recruited and developed. All the support or defense of Norvell articles are purely because we have no choice or financial capability to fucking fire his ass for five years. https://www.tallahassee.com/story/opinion/2025/10/26/more-mike-norvells-are-needed-for-long-term-student-success-opinion/86860601007/
>OU still higher than Texas hah
Ohio State's resume is being carried by a victory against a team that squeaked by MIssissippi state
>>151631396Kiffin has a good chance of hitting the playoffs.Announcing his leaving would tank their performance.
>>151631684>aggiefagginglisten your boys are gonna make the playoffs, the ap poll only matters for 1 more week then it's irrelevant.
>>151631741purely socioeconomic factors
>>151631644i really think OU wins that game if satenga doesn't fumble that punt returnalso arbuckle calling a zone run to their best players out of their own endzone was awful
cfp are so fucking rigged
>>151631713The Lane thing to do would be to one and done then announce the day after
>>151631884???
>>151631644lol who cares. My longhorns are the stronger team we have proven it on the field.
>>151631812there it is
>>151631396Ultimately, we need to block out distractions like that and focus on complementary football and execution, not what someone posts on rural central Florida basement forums.I'm buying a boat with my buyout money and naming it Offensive Coordinator btw.
>>151631684And Kentucky lol
LSU just fired Jelly
>>151631396Definitely before the end of next season. See 2026 SEC Opponents. Florida has a home game scheduled with Ole Miss.https://floridagators.com/news/2025/9/23/football-floridas-2026-29-southeastern-conference-opponents-announced
Shaq was just named LSU's interim head coach
>>151632386I think you mean shaw
>>151632473he said what he said
>>151632221RIP
>>151632221Lol this coaching carousel is fucking crazy
https://x.com/gucceCU/status/1982519148472353016lmao What is happening in Colorado
>>151632952What's so bad about the play?
>>151633008>3 OL QB Power
>>151633034Did they not get the down?
Oh fug they are going to fire him next weekendFlorida State’s Stance on Firing Mike Norvell May Soon Change: Report - Newsweek https://share.google/Xwm6A2StPtGLRiT6e
>>151633167looks short
>>151631383It could be worse, atleast it wasn't pacific time
>>151633167well since you ask, no they didn't, and two plays later Salter threw an INT. he was probably grimacing because he'd already been sacked twice at that point, Colorado had an additional 12-yard run for loss, and he was probably wondering why Shurmur would dial up a 3-lineman, 6-wide play when they're getting raped at the line as badly as they were.
I just tried to google Brian Kelly and gay porn came up
>get a job for 10s of millions>do a bad job>get paid $50+ million for doing nothing
So let's go down the list:Gundy - fired Napier - fired Franklin - firedKelly - fired (allegedly)Norvell - seat is in HellFickell - seat is in HellSmith - seat is hot Freeze - seat is in Hell Kiffin - getting mondo offer from FloridaSark - looking to move up to the NFL and let's throw in Mark Stoops just for funhow do we fill all these seats, fellas?
>>151633512buyouts should be structured based on performance
>>151633543But if you write a contract for that, I, my school, which is more desperate, will just throw a guaranteed contract at them instead. Good game kiddo.
>>151633523Kiffin is going to pit Penn State, Florida, and Ole Miss against each other to get that 20m/yr contract with a 200m buyout
>Thamel: Sources: LSU is in discussions about Brian Kelly's future, and that includes outreach to Kelly about his potential departure. The situation is in flux. Kelly is owed $54 million in buyout money. So two coaches who were at one point in the top 3 this year are gonna end up collecting a combined $100m in buyouts. Jesus.
>>151633662You'd be crazy not to. Sexton will be 10/10 on all these open seats making his ass richer and programs vastly poorer
>>151633682Don't forget the buyouts of the coordinators and assistants lolThis season is going to yield well over a billion dollars in dead monies.
Odds for this week.
>>151633701this carousel is gonna have Sexton building a ballroom extension on his house that'll dwarf the Parthenon.
>>151633624There needs to be an actual competent strong organization to enforce equal rules among the schools otherwise there will be some cuck program who won't have any standards. If the NCAA tries to enforce anything now they'll lose in court because an activist homer judge will rule in favor of MUH KEEDZ every single time.
>>151633784At some point the P4 commissioners have to start thinking about hiring an assassin. Sure, it's wildly illegal, completely immoral and would be a terrible PR nightmare for them, but all that money they worked to squeeze out of the tv contracts by selling out is now flowing to coaches to sit on the couch and to Jimmy Sexton to play the schools off each other. How much does it cost for SpaceX to put a couple of Gods From God 100km above Jimmy's house?
>>151633794There will never be a competent organization. If one pops up people opposing it will also sue going muh market and coach and player salaries will skyrocket forever.
>>151633794That organization is called the United States Congress and they refuse to do anything (even when in session) of consequence for football. Most of those "activist" judges have clearly said the problem is that the NCAA doesn't have jurisdiction but lawmakers do. They just have to make the actual laws.
>>151634054move
>>151633523Imagine sark thinking any NFL team would want him. Lmao
Michigan has now won 7 straight games in which they were held under 100 yards passing dating back to 2021They've passed for 400 yards in a game exactly once in that span, and lost.
I've never coached, how do I get one of these $50M buyouts?
>>151633512Septum piercing are an abomination
>>151623729lmao imagine being so dumb and angry that you post this
>>151634268>Refs called more penalty yards on sharty than Michigan had passingLmao. Hopefully the chiles ride is over, buckle up meatschigan bc the underwood ride is just beginning, going to be denard robinson tier garbage play for at least 2 more years
>top 5 teams are all different shades of red
>>151635006An obvious red flag tbqh mangs
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