Brian Kelly is a dead man walking. Norvell hopefully not far behind.Jimmy Sexton literally printing money right now Previous: >>151608576
Jesus Christ the absolute financial state of this "sport"
literally the only thing saving Norvell is that him and his staff are close to $100m in combined buyouts and FSU is on food stamps because they spent so much trying to jailbreak from the conference.
>>151634054Do they fire Kelly today? Dude this coaching cycle is going to be fucking crazy. The only "safe" coaches from being poached are the obvious ones - >Kirby>Lanning>DeBoer>DayI don't think Sark is 'safe' either, because he might go to the NFL.
>>151634135jimmy sexton is unironically destroying college football singlehandedly. People blame NIL but this dude has more power than anyone else in the sport.
>>151634205Cignetti top. He signed a big one last week.Every fanbase better start investing in power all tickets.
>>151634205Cig is safe, Indiana just made him the third highest paid coach in the country if anything, the guys who haven't gotten an extension in the last two years are gonna roll up their trucks to the AD's office and hand the AD a figure and a shovel.
Gyppin’ Jimmy at it again
Jimmy chads where you at? We winning big time
Surely Jacksonville wouldn’t hire Sark… right?
Michigan has now won 7 straight games in which they were held under 100 yards passing dating back to 2021They have passed for 400 yards in a game exactly once in that span, and lost.
>>151634256>>151634294Cignetti's buyout (if he's hired elsewhere) is only $15m. That is not safe territory IMO.
"Are you telling me a man who's in the preseason top 10 each year just happens to go 5-3? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy!"
>>151634516It symbolizes he's not interested
>>151634516I didn't know that. No way that was IU's preference for it to be that low so that would indicate to me that he is keeping his options open. I hope he leaves the Big Ten. Florida or LSU could be insanely good if they hired him.
LSU needs to rehire Orgeron ASAP
>>151634613that was before the Florida job officially became available. And not LSU, FSU, possibly even Texas could be open. Listen I think its likely he stays at Indiana, but its more like I'm 60% sure he stays there.
>>151634205Elko won't go anywhere, my Aggieses alumni association/board of directors would write him a literal blank check. Morale and $$$$ is the highest it's been in forever
>>151634674if Cig manages to get five 10-win seasons his entire time at Indiana, they'll probably name the stadium after him. And clearly the powers that be won't deny that he's capable of building an actual contender hence the first place voteswhy would he give that up to go coach in places where people will burn crosses in your front yard for going 11-2?
How would you feel if your school hired a highschool coach for 250k?
>>151634820>places where people will burn crosses in your front yard for going 11-2In what world is there a fan base that does that. Stop being hyperbolic.
>>151634860We'd still lose a lot but at least Huge Sleaze wouldn't be the face of our program anymore.
>>151634820I understand the sentiment but we've all seen this happen too many times for me to feel it's a safe bet that he stays. That buyout is tiny and I can guarantee you it was not IU's idea for it to be that small. His agent had to have purposely negotiated it that way. I wouldn't consider it out of the question for him to get some looks from NFL teams either. That's going to be tempting for a guy that's winning with comparatively little talent and who was a D2 coach just a few years ago.
>>151634938you stop being literal, autist
I've never coached, how do I get one of these $50M buyouts?
>>151635068be a hyped head coach and market yourself to a team with more money than sense.bonus points if your agent is Jimmy Sexton
Tony romo just sounds and looks like shit and it’s depressing. He is a sad sack of shit
>>151635146He's the only agent lol
>>151634938Bill Curry started the season 3-0 before his Alabama team lost to Ole Miss and someone threw a brick through his window. Quite a bit less than a cross burning but still unhinged behavior over a loss.
>>151634938Ryan Day went 10-2 last year, lost both games by a combined 4 points, and he had to get security for his house, and his kids were being harassed by their teachers at school
>>151635204>Midwestoids cry and shit themselves when we say “it just means more” but also clutch their pearls when coaches receive death threatsPick a lane bro
Dabo hearing all the talk about other coaches on the hot seat realizes no one gives a shit about him/clemson anymore
>>151635174Matt Rhule's agent is Sharron Elkabas.
>>151635263>>151635204It's wild people behave like this. Your team winning or losing has literally no impact on your life. It doesn't raise or lower your taxes, give you free gas or make you pay more, it doesn't give you a raise or demotion. It does fuck all. It doesn't even buy your program security in success in the future years. I was so shocked how my team winning a title did fuck all and we still had a losing season shortly after and everyone was fired and now we're still dog shit
>>151635153Relatable.
>>151635404Still care about the suction on this Clempus gal.
>>151635404I actually forgot he still coaching at clempuss.
>>151635404Ohio State throttled the last great Clempus team in a 25% full stadium and that was that. Honestly, kinda fitting. A real blueblood royally analfucked a poser in front of no one, and now no one remembers them
>>151635414Alabama fans are a different species. It's not fair to compare their behavior to that of humans.
>>151635204You need to realize that most professional coaches and athletes don't think the way we do. They are extremely competitive and motivated to be the best of the best. If all they wanted was to be wealthy and chill then they could literally quit after their first big contract. People were saying the same thing about Deboer who made it within 60 minutes of a national championship at Washington. Saban and Harbaugh both went to the NFL after winning titles. None of those are decisions that I personally would have made, yet that kind of thing is routine.
>>151635414Some football programs would unironically be better classified as cults than fandoms, with all the bad stuff that being a cult brings. And if you're the public-facing head of the cult and you fuck up clearly you're not dedicated enough and need to be excommunicated. I'm not even kidding about that, Ohio State fringe lunatics have been saying for years that Ryan Day can't beat Michigan because he's from New Hampshire and thus doesn't "get" Ohio State-Michigan, despite him catching the business end of the best Michigan teams since the late 90s.
>>151633762not a single game worth watching outside of Cincy-UtahNavy-UNT on paper looks like a good game between 2 playoff teams, but Navy is going to blow them out of the water
>>151635404the game has completely passed him by and he refuses to adapt.
>>151635581I dont care for Dabo but Clempus still owns the Buttguys.
>>151635679>>151635414I had a friend as a kid whose dad was a ND alum and he would cry, fall into a circle of depression after every loss, would punch holes in the walls etc. Sports is a harbor for the mentally ill.
>>151635679How many gallons of Flavor-Aid does keksas consume if they lose to both Vanderbilt and A&M?https://youtu.be/ofbGZDbbUsE
>>151635700it's gonna be great if, in the middle of a lost season and minus James Franklin and Poo Allar, Pedo State manages to upset Ohio State.
>>151635597Ok, what does that have to do with some gump throwing a brick through their coach's window?
>poisons your trees for putting your jersey on my coaches statue
>>151635771Because it was being used as a reason why coaches would shy away from that kind of job, but they almost never do.
>>151635835didn't the Toomer's Corner oaks get fucked up twice? once when Updike poisoned them, and then didn't someone set them on fire?
>>151635414>sports are a distraction>they're just like music, cinema, and broadwayit's like everyone else understands this but you. it's why fandoms in marvel exists and why people get upset when movies do poorly at theaters because they didn't live up to expectations
Tyler Shough has replaced Spencer Ratler as the QB for the Saints. It's officially over white man
>>151635679Now imagine how much it sucks as a Michigan fan to see my team lose when those guys are literally obsessed with our team and make it their personal mission in life to try to make us miserable lol.
>>151635835Based
>>151635597>Saban and Harbaugh both went to the NFL after winning titlesHow dare you besmirch Coach Saban by uttering that booger-eaters name in the same sentence!
>>151635975it's especially funny to hear them use that line about Ryan Day, then listen to them babble and sputter when you point out that Sherrone Moore is from Kansas and played for Oklahoma and is 1.5-0 against Day so far in his career. good coaching is good coaching, regardless of if some bad blood courses in your veins.
>>151635975>iterally obsessed with our team>try to make us miserable Holy fuck you sound like a huge faggot
Cincinnati -v- Utah will probably be the best game this coming week. And it appears that College Gameday will be there.Does anyone know if they have changed the kickoff time? Originally it was 10:15 pm EST but now, depending on where you look, it's anything from TBD to 11:00 pm EST
>>151636082>>151635975SAMEFAG A M E F A GWhat kind of weirdo does this?
>>151636177>spend the entire month crossing out every letter M in the state>go so far as to get governor executive orders passed telling residents not to use the letter the week of the game>"what do you mean 'obsessed'? you sound gay lol"
What is the solution to the JSQ?
>>151636071They're in a secret gay marriage to each other. Here they are honeymooning at Disney.
>>151636404>crossing out every letter M in the stateThis has been replaced with placing an asterisk on the M
The #1 World Famous The Ohio State Buckeyes
>>151634054>I like drivin' in my truck>HE LIKES TO DRIVE IN HIS TRUCK>Auburn sucks>AUBURN SUCKS
>>151636525you excited to watch a 23-6 slurper with 400 yards combined offense this weekend, Gus?
>>151636305there's a michigan schizo and/or attention troll that brings up ohio every thread then when they get a reply maybe 1 out of every 5 attempts goesTHEY'RE SEETHING AND OBSESSED or something like that.>>151636495lol>>151636622YOU BETCHA PARTNERREV UP THOSE 4TH DOWN ATTEMPTS
>>151635068Just be yourself!
>>151635860It's interesting to think what would have happened if Updyke poisoned the trees and kept his mouth shut about it. The trees still would have died, bammers would have made endless jokes about how Auburn, even though its an ag school, can't even keep a couple of trees alive. If the herbicide was detected in the soil, there would have been endless conspiracy theories about how it got there, claims of false flags, etc. The fire was set by a drunk German man who claims he didn't understand what he was doing. After pleading guilty and paying restitution, his work visa was revoked and he was deported. As a convicted felon, he won't be allowed back into the US. At the time he set the fire, he was working for Baxter International, a medical supply company.
>>151636755god i forgot southern freaks genuinely wear bowties in day to day life
>>151636755>The fire was set by a drunk German man who claims he didn't understand what he was doing.I guess they don't have trees and/or arson laws in Germany? Leaving aside the symbolic nature of the oaks, it's generally frowned upon to set fire to public spaces.
>>151636879>a drunk German0% chance this dude perceived or remembered anything
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>>151636845Going to guess that's his small town attorney thinking he's Atticus Finch. >>151636879Initially he claimed he didn't do it but there were tons of eyewitnesses, so he admitted guilt. I'm sure his attorney told him to say he didn't understand what was going on. The question I have is why was there a 29 year old German working at a medical supply plant in the US? As far as I can tell, he wasn't an executive or a researcher. Just cheap labor.
>>151636305kys nigga
>>151636268hopefully they move it to 7pm central time (real timezone) since it's such a big matchup
Someone come steal PJ from us pls
>Colorado's only hopes of winning relied on these two players
>>151636845The visor hats that sec coaches seem to love are also fucking lame
>>151637320The memewar subs are the place to talk ball on rebbit. You get the same level of discussion minus the kvetching and virtue singalling.
>>151636879>nein nein mein fruende i vas taking a pizz not ZEE pizz ya vat iz zis i zot zis vaz Amerika Drunk Germans are a different breed.
>[Zenitz] The process is ongoing and no final determination has been made as of yet, but it's currently trending toward LSU and head coach Brian Kelly parting ways, sources tell me, Chris Hummer, and John Talty for CBSSports
>>151637002>why was there a 29 year old German working at a medical supply plantniche manufacturing is a fucking crazy world. place i used to work had a machine engineering team with a korean dude, an african chick, and a danish guy who looked like a professor from an anime cartoon. all making 300k+ and all working 10-11 hour days
>>151636845Not really. Was a huge fad around 2012-2015 but outside of Southern Coastal courthouses it's pretty rare to see a bowtie.
>>151637320As much as I hate their faggy culture over there, they have a few autists who post interesting analysis or even stuff like how all the poll voters voted in a nice graphic. It's worth visiting for those things but fuck is the commentary insanely gay.
it's weird, knowing for certain that BK is a dead man walking but not being able to celebrate until the news is announced that he's finally been sacked. everyone KNOWS it's gonna happen, why are they being coy about it?
>>151637815Guess family friend anon wasn’t shitting around.
>Lane Kiffin will now use Penn State, Florida, LSU, and Ole Miss to make himself a single wealthiest man alive. Just incredible how all the dominoes are falling for him right now
>>151634860My hs school football coach would win a natty, hes won states with all white teams
>>151638198WHOLE lot of moving parts in a gig that large
>>151637815That man is going to magically develop a yinzer accent when he goes to Penn State.
>>151638257Meanwhile ass to mouth fired Jimbo the second he got off the plane from wherever the fuck that was. I guess LSPoo is broke as a joke.
>>151638198>>151638257Louisiana isn't a wealthy state. While I'm sure LSU will find the money to fire him, it's going to take a bit of time to get all the booster money rounded up.
>inside sources say Big game james is in talks with fsuBig if true
I think LSU is headed back to the middle of the SEC. They had a nice little 25 year run, but that shit hole is hot, smelly and most importantly for this new NIL era, poor.
>featured matchups >All of the Big ten games suck I'm really starting to think that my conference is a joke. This place needs Penn State and Michigan to be threats.
>>151638394atm has saudi levels of cash.
>>151638447That's what happens when you bring in schools for academics and media markets instead of actually being competitive in football.
>>151638394less LSU being broke and A&M having obscene amounts of oil money and an AD who was actually retarded
Lmao pedo state actually started a domino effect that will cost them any coach of value. There's going to be so much competition for the top jobs that they're going to end up with someone like the Memphis coach or worse
>aTm vs Bama conf title gameNeed it or keep it?
Brian Kelly will pretty much need to get another football coaching job. Someone like Franklin could easily be a studio guy for ESPN. No one wants to hear that yankee pricks nails on a chalkboard voice every week.
>>151638578They’re gonna get Rhule
in the past couple hours there's been a sudden huge gush of anti-BK articlesis the AD trying to poison the atmosphere to get BK to back down on demanding the whole buyout? "look at all these articles on how hard you were to work with, it would really suck to not be able to get a job after this, wouldn't it?"
Why did the NCAA get rid of the conference championship qualifier for the bye again? It's such a stupid thing to do, it opened the door for a team to rest their starters in a conference championship game which is just incredible to think about.
>>151638610gonna be vandy m8
>>151638643Yeah I said that. >or worse
>>151638650well that and the fact that he's a miserably unlikable piece of shit who killed a kid
>>151638670would require Alabama to lose 2 SEC games. Most likely not happening. Then Vandy to win out in the SEC. Which probably won't happen.
>>151638697That's it, get on the scissor lift right now!
>>151638722screencapped lmao
>>151638667EECfags and ACCfags were fuming mad that First Loser Texas and Only There Because They Had To Be Clempus got bumped off byes by Arizona State and Boise State.
>>151638639Worked for Lou Holtz.
>>151638670vandy isn't even winning this weekend and it's their easiest opponent to date, not to mention they're going to get rocky topped by a bottom to finish
>>151638782difference being that holtz has a personality
>>151638650>it would really suck to not be able to get a job after this, wouldn't it?If his contract has an offset clause, that would be LSU shooting itself in the foot.
>>151638746nta, bama has been very good at home, and they play both Oklahoma and LSU at home. LSU might not have a head coach in a week and a half, and Oklahoma has been imploding the last couple weeks. They could still lose to Auburn on the road and make the SEC championship if they win those two games I believe.
>>151638782Holtz is a likable guy and was funny.
>>151638667The NCAA doesn't control the CFP. That's the P4 cartel making those decisions.
>>151638667Lawyers, Hebrews, and money buddy
>>151638667Everybody panicked when the ACC revealed itself to be a perma-meme conference and Boise State wound up with the 3 seed
>>151638752in fairness, Texas had a legit gripe. being #3 in the polls but the 5th seed is asinine, and is just another game of wear and tear they had to deal with. Pedo State had a similar gripe being ranked 4th but being the 6 seed.
>>151638876Well they should have just won their conference championships.
>>151638694I’m not saying Rhule’s a great coach, I’m saying that the other big schools looking for a coach won’t affect their hiring process
>>151638876Getting beat twice by the same team in the same season should disqualify you from any sort of post season playoff. It's very clear that you are not anywhere close to a "national champion" at that point. Who gives a shit what some women and kikes in the ap poll think? They should have considered themselves lucky there were enough shitty teams for them to even be in le conversation.
@PeteNakos_: A team meeting has been called at LSU for 8 p.m. CT, sources tell @On3sports
How many of the coaches fired this season won't have a new coaching job next season? Seems like a really good time to be a top coordinator.
>>151639002Will there be a scissor lift on site?
>>151638667The entire system is fucking fake and gay now. If you don't win your own conference you dont belong competing for a national championship. That goes for the 4 team playoff too
what if the season was just 4 weeks longer and we crowned whoever was ranked #1 at the end of the season the national champion
>>151639118That was pretty much how it was done before 1998. Sometimes different polls had different #1s so you'd have split national championships.
>>1516391184 team playoff and only power conference champions are eligible would solve everything
they just announced kelly's firing
[Thamel] Sources: LSU coach Brian Kelly was informed of the intention to dismiss him earlier today. The school is expected to inform the team of this development tonight. Talks about the terms of his departure are expected to continueRIPBOZO
>>151638876Ped State had zero gripe, they didn’t win their conference title but had the easiest path to the semi finals
What if the fans simply voted for the national champion without playoffs
Why not just let Kelly take the gaping at the hands of Bama before firing him
Who the fuck is LSU going to hire? There are too many teams firing coaches and not enough good coaches to hire.
>Penn State >Florida>Florida State >LSU >TexasJust an insane cycle. Three of these teams are not upgrading their coach, but Florida State and Florida are
>>151639118Would still be stupid
>>151639266Unironically James Franklin
they fired brian kelly
over https://x.com/On3sports/status/1982599448447361095
LSU could try to get Joe Brady from the Bills.
Realistically, I think Veach goes to lsu
anybody feel like hating on Brian Kelly is reddit by this point? like it's just too easy. it's become a forced meme
oh boy i can't wait for all the talking heads who don't even watch ball to come out firing with WELL I FOR ONE NEVER THOUGHT HE WAS A CULTURE FIT OR A GOOD HIRE
>>151639118What if there was like, some sort of system where teams were divided up into groups. We could call them "sub-playoff qualifier confederacies" or something like that. And these 12 or so team groups would be divided into smaller groups called "subdivisions" or something. And those groups would all play each other in a season, and the one with the most wins would be a "subdivision champion". And then the two teams who won their subdivisions would play each other for the championship of their confederacy so that we knew without a doubt that the conference champion had beaten the rest of the conference directly or indirectly. Then having completed this sort of "round robin" style of play, we would have effectively created a mini playoff from which X amount of teams could be drawn to participate in the inter-confederacy playoff, and there would be no valid reason for whining and complaining because all those teams would have bested the rest of the teams in their sub-playoff qualifier confederacy. What do you guys think? I'm just spit balling.
>>151639179>>151639205you're welcome, tigers
>>151639377scissor lift hands posted this
>>151639377well for starters he's legitimately responsible for manslaughter because he wanted vanity pics of preseason scrimmages, so fuck him for that.aside from that he's an abrasive prick with a loud mouth and zero quality wins to back it up. he deserves every bit of hate he gets
>>151639271>Penn StateBrian Kelly>FloridaLane Kiffin>Florida StateCoach Primate>LSUJimbo Fisher>TexasI don't think Sark is leaving but if he does, maybe Ryan Grubb?>Ole MissBrett Bielema>AuburnJon Sumrall
>>151639442I'm just going to say it, things would have gone down a lot different if I were the one up in that scissor lift
>>151639377Not really. The scissor lift he killed a kid is kind of reddit because it's so played out. Was funny when he was at ND and in certain situations. Shoehorning it into every post made about him makes it cringe and waters it down. But he's a total fucking shit bag.
>>151639475>>151639418Like that. Reddit behavior.
>>151639377No, he's extremely unlikeable
>>151639442Yeah he's one of a select few group of active coaches that are actual known and verified legitimately criminal scumbags who will be burning in hell. Coincidentally Rapin' James also got fired this year.
>>151639475>killed a kid is kind of redditdog he ended a human life. what the fuck are you talking about
>>151639444Brian Kelly to Penn State might unironically work to make them a more competitive option in the Big ten. They wouldn't be the best school, but they certainly not be the clear-cut number three at best every year.
>>151634205Why would an NFL team hire Sark?
>>151639377Its kind of hack
>>151639553muh offensive guruwouldn't shock me if he manages to swindle the Tits into making him OC to try and get a spark out of Cam Ward.
>>151639553>why would the retard fail-upward league hire an upward failing retard?
>>151639542see I don't think Kelly is a terrible coach, I think he's an 9 or 10 win guy (usually). That's what Penn State is. They aren't winning Nattys up there, its just not happening. But 9/10 win seasons with a occasional playoff appearance is plenty for Penn State.
>>151639535Anons who call things reddit are redditors if you haven't figured it out by now. They're insecure and they're also suspiciously intimately aware of what trends are and aren't going on on the reddit at any point in time. If you aren't permanently HWID and range banned on reddit at this point you should not be allowed on this website.
>>151639322They're actually going to pay him $740,000 a week for the next 7 years
>>151639475>Shoehorning it into every post made about him makes it cringe and waters it downIf you're a public figure making millions of dollars and you're directly responsible for someone's death because of extremely bad decision-making, especially a damn college student, it's totally valid for that to be brought up every time you're mentioned, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE IN A JOB WHOSE MAIN CRITERIA IS SOUND DECISION-MAKING.
>>151639553same reason an nfl team hired urban meyer
>>151634054Can someone give me a logical reason why colleges give coaches these 10+ year long contracts that have enormous buyouts? Almost NONE of them ever stay that long at the school besides a Saban or Sweeney (who himself is probably going to get fired soon). Since most coaches end up someone for 3-5 years, wouldn't it make more sense to have the contract go that long and then re-up it again for 3-5 years before it expires? I don't understand.
>>151639590>nfl so stoopid!>>151639573NFL OC is a step down from his current position unless he just wants to prove himself for the sake of it
>>151639604Which is why I think they don't hire him. They want to get their own lane Kiffin, their own coach that truly elevates the school to the level above.
Literal communists moderating sports subs over on rebbit
>>151639604>But 9/10 win seasons with a occasional playoff appearance is plenty for Penn State.Apparently not
>>151639644if he can't convince someone to take him as a head coach right away, OC is a good jumping off point to get there
>>151639535Yes. Cornball unfunny, uncreative niggaz in /cfb/ who make every single post about Kelly referring to the lift death both dehumanize the act and water down the joke.
>>151639644>nfl so stoopid!...yes. have you seen some of the hapless fuckfaces they have coaching teams?
>>151639657go back
>>151639007Can't imagine Kelly or Napier catch on anywhere has HC's next year. Napier should probably go back to being a coordinator. I think Sweeney will get fired at the end of this season as well and I imagine he'll take a year off once he is. I think Saban is going to get back into coaching either this year or next. He only retired because he didn't know how to navigate the NIL transition, but once all of that gets settled and the rules fall into place he'll be right back on the sideline. I could actually see LSU try and lure him back.
>>151639657>Lets all be adults hereyou know who cant actually be an adult? that kid he killed
>>151639705Yes, it's a very difficult and highly competitive position.
>>151639271Florida State is not firing Mike NorveLLLL. They can't afford his $60 million buyout after renovating their stadium they can't fill, buying all new assistants, suing the ACC that they are too cool for and buying mercenary talent through the transfer portal all in the same year. They are in the depression phase. When you see Seminole fans get hyped for women's soccer season, you will know they have reached acceptance.>>151639444Coach Primate hates FSU and doesn't claim association with them. He finished his degree at some HBCU in Alabama and claims to be a (that school) alumnus.
>>151639687>pointing out that he did it means he somehow did it lessaight
>>151639657Man they love that hypocrisy over at that Reddit place
>>151639643Because if they don't, another school will.
>>151639624>If you're a public figure making millions of dollars and you're directly responsible for someone's death because of extremely bad decision-making, especially a damn college student, it's totally valid for that to be brought up every time you're mentioned, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE IN A JOB WHOSE MAIN CRITERIA IS SOUND DECISION-MAKING.
>>151639722I been posting on 4chins a lot longer than rebbit
>>151639743You don't actually care that he was reckless. You are just doin epig meemz
>>151639657I got perma banned from r/nfl for saying Sweden handled COVID the best of any country and that lockdowns were only implimented so we would print money on repeat, thus inflating assets, and that billionares benefitted the most from the lockdowns because they have the most assets in the first place. The reason for the permaban was 'COVID misinformation'.
>>151639775>You don't actually care that he was recklesssource?
>>151639635He won multiple championships, Sark brings in some of the most athletic WR recruits every single year yet he's failed to field a competent passing game
>>151639799Intuition
Hoping all the firings this year will give my trojies the courage to shitcan Riley after he loses to Iowa and Oregon and maybe Nebraska
>>151639635The Jags hiring him was the most Jags thing of all time
>>151639817then you might wanna get your intuition checked. the guy should be in jail
>>151639298>>151639322Holy fuck that anon last night wasn’t lying.
>>151639837Lel I know you totally care this much about the topic. For real, inswear
>>151639794O got sitewide for a week for telling some liberal bitch that he liked to eat smegma from illegal immigrants foreskins kek worth it
>>151639624>JOB WHOSE MAIN CRITERIA IS SOUND DECISION-MAKINGWhat jobs are out there where absolutely unsound decision making is needed to succeed?
>>151639828Why has USC been so mid since he went there? Riley was the next big thing but besides the first Caleb Williams season they have been like 8-5 the last two seasons. Didn't think it'd be so hard to recruit top talent to LA especially with all the money USC has but they never look like they have good players.
>>151639865great point, mr lawyer. i bring it up any time his name is mentioned because of how little i care. makes a lot of sense
Lel college football is a shitfest now
>>151639879Congressman.
>>151639875Damn I thought you might get a perma for that. I couldn't believe r/nfl permabanned me for stating my OPINION on COVID on those free talk threads, no less.
>>151639898Mr lawyer? You're the one pretending to know criminal law
What was everyone's favorite Brian Kelly moments at LSU?
>>151639880Because they don't play in the no defense conference like Oklahoma did. Their offense is back to being pretty good this year
longhorn bros, we can't just keep getting away with it can we? How do we keep winning in the worst way possible?
who's the most fun replacement? lane isn't happening, drink is too boring, maybe somebody currently doing media? maybe pep guardiola?
Welcome to Death Valley, Sunny Dykes
>>151639898>I care so much that I bring it up on a basket weaving forum when promptedDid you mean to btfo yourself this hard or are you just retarded
>>151639731Do you think anybody will hire Billy Napier as an OC after seeing the flaccid offense he ran at Florida? Opposing coaches were openly mocking his predictability and his offensive playcalling was kind of the main reason he got fired. Maybe a D2 team will take him? Personally, I think he spends the rest of his days on Buyout Island with all the other failed coaches.
>>151639945Losing to the ass Gators who just fired their coach is 'getting away with it'?
>>151639936trying to be some impulsively-mad gay rage baby after getting punked by Lincoln Riley is up there
>anons acting like they deeply care about the guy who died filming practice a decade or so after it happenedlmao just shut the fuck up
>>151639857Told y'all. I knew years ago when my relative started dating Kelly's nephew that it would eventually pay off.
>>151639952chris 'the bear' fallica
>>151639880Combination of Riley not knowing or caring how to manage a defense, an only occasionally engaged fanbase and weak NIL, and some of the most baffling coaching and playcalling decisions you’ll ever see when the game is on the line
>>151639952Most fun? Coach fuckin O!! Bring him back
>>151639918They prob take it easy on me because I have tens of thousands of updoot karma. I stayed away from the political subs for many years but have gotten banned several times this year since every sub became about Trump now
Brian Kelly to Penn State would only make him the third most controversial and criminal coach in the school's history. It's a match made in heaven
>>151639985>Personally, I think he spends the rest of his days on Buyout Island with all the other failed coachesThis is what I would do, maybe coach a highschool team somewhere so I'm still around the game but don't have any pressure.
>>151639993we're 6-2 and an upset away from playoff contention. Yeah that's getting away with it
>>151639999>manslaughter is OK as long as youre le heckin ball coach!!!people like you don't deserve freedom
>>151640032>I stayed away from the political subs for many years but have gotten banned several times this year since every sub became about Trump nowI swear the average person has nothing better to do these days than bitch and complain about the President. It's legit insane.
>>151639952becky hammon. wait no kim mulkey, she's already there
>>151639952Mel Tucker
LSU is an interesting place. There's really nowhere else like it in the country. They need someone who understands coonass culture, which Brian Kelly never did. Ed O was the perfect coach for that program back in the day, but obviously he's not a viable candidate anymore.
>>151640069well yeah, he's a fucking 80 year old child
>>151639936that weird spinning video with the recruit
>>151639993Watching that game as a Gator fan, and the season opener with Ohio State, it really looks like Texas has more trouble with crowd noise than most teams. You guys had so many false starts.
>>151640093Billy Napier would unironically be a perfect culture fit but him going down in flames at Florida killed his chance of jumping right to another P4 HC job
>>151640091lel
>>151640111The twerking on a recruit kino
oh god it's gonna be pat macafee isn't it
>>151640069I watch social media slop from time to time and there will be the dumbest fucking 10 second video you've ever seen. When you pop in the comments it's someone talking about politics. It is pretty ridiculous.
>>151640109Yeah but to let it dominate your entire life? Actual insanity. If any of these people complaining about him had even the most basic understanding of civics and how our Government works they'd realize he has very little power.
>>151640120Maybe Sumrall since he's had success in the state at Tulane. I think LSU will aim a little higher than that, though.
>>151635701Elaborate. You don't know ball.
>>151640091hell yes
>>151640172>dominate your entire life...what?
>>151640183Maybe he'll turn out just as good as the last head coach to come from Troy
>>151639914more entertaining than ever imo
>>151640037At the same time, he's delusional and thinks his offensive scheme will work if he just got the right personnel and they executed better and more time and those holding calls went our way etc. I think he tries for years to get another P4 job with a team that understands that, until he gives up and retires.
>>151639952johnny manziel
>>151640042They don't pass the eye test at all and barely eeked out wins against mid to legit bad teams. >an upset away from playoff contentionThey would have to win out against Vandy, A&M or Georgia to even be in the the playoffs and I just do not see that happening. Maybe they have a shot if they win 2 out of 3 but even that is unlikely. They just don't look serious.
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>>151640172The average person bitching about Trump absolutely lets it dominate their life. There are dozens of people at my work who talk about him more than anything else, it's crazy.
LSU really didn't like a northern guy.I think they need to get a home grown Louisiana guy to right the ship
i jizz into empty pop cans and they tend to get a bit sloshy after 4 or 5 loads
>>151634054In this moment, I absolutely euphoric. Go Irish.
I still don't think it's official
Ole miss fags are sweating rnLane is good as gone
Who the fuck would go to PSU or LSU knowing if you even fucking think about slipping under 10 wins a season in the NIL era, they're going to put your ass out to pasture and sully your name on the way out?
>>151639828That makes it a bad time to fire. Market is going to be extremely competitive this year
>>151640111i forgot about that lol
>>151640330Honestly I didn't begrudge his ambition. He built up the program and we got about as far as I think we could with each other. He was just really hard to root for, and obviously LSU and ND ultimately are competing for the same prize so you can really hope he does too well after leaving.
>>151640389Because you'll get a 50m buyout if they do lmao
>>151640378rip ole piss football 2020-2025
>>151640389Yeah both of them need to serially outperform teams with deeper pockets in order to meet expectations. Tough spot. LSU especially if you slip up a bit you're suddenly at the bottom of an 8 team pile
I don't think Kiffin leaves Ole Miss.
>>151640378Layla is withholding sex until Lane signs with Florida.
>>151640422For me, it's reveling in the schadenfreude of cousinfuckers who thought they'd pulled off the heist of the century when they got him. Look at them now.
>>151640467You could make $50M in 5 years doing some stress free coaching with out "boosters" up your asshole anytime they see something they don't like. Kentucky pays their coach $10 milly a year. You got there and hit a 10 win season and you're a god.
COACH O!COME ON DOWN!
>ags are now responsible for firing two head coachesbased
>>151640611That's the perfect situation for Brian Kelly. Small-time. Zero expectations other than a 10-win season every once in a while, just like it was at Cincinnati. Just don't expect him to be anything win more than that on a recurring basis. He's known as Coachocinco for a reason.
>>151640111Also, him trying to do a bad fake southern accent.
>>151640611Football coaches are psychopaths. If you tell them that one school is the more difficult road, that just makes them more willing to take it, because they believe they're good enough to achieve those goals. I mean we just saw Brian Kelly go from a cushy lifetime job at Notre Dame to try and get an edge at LSU.
>>151640523If he doesn't, it's because this MSU homer and serial cheap skate tried to lowball him.
>>151640608Tough couple years for the swamp people
>>1516406753 is a real possibility if Sark ditches after the November game
Whether or not Lane leaves depends heavily on how far Ole Miss goes this season.
from a LSU fan. thank you Aggies bros
I think NIL has changed a lot. 10 years ago LSU and Florida was in another stratosphere of coaching opportunity compared to Ole Miss. I don't think it's like that anymore when you can buy players and recruit unhappy ones from other SEC schools.
>>151640611And you can still do thatWITH $50m in your pocket from LSU
>>151640361Thamel reporting = it is official
>>151639466hell yea mark lol
If you are FSU/Wisconsin I would NOT fire your guy and wait until early next year to do so.With PSU, LSU, Florida, Arkansas, and a number of B12/ACC programs (before anyone else goes down) there are way too many teams fighting for not enough avaliable coaches this cycle. You are paying 60 million and likely getting nothing decent in return
I don't think the boosters that are driving all these high-profile midseason firings realize that paying players doesn't actually make them better. Aside from one or two guys, you're not paying the best to come here, you're paying every single player on the roster to not leave and going somewhere else. And now that they're paid and content they don't give a fuck and don't give extraneous effort anymore.
>>151640753he ain't going anywhere but bama or the nfl
>>151640797LSU is not a historically “strong” program, the success is quite recent (Saban brought them their first championship). People seem to not realize that, but what do you expect.
>>151639573yea we need to stop with the 'Sark offensive/play calling expert'. He clearly can't develop a QB and his play calling is average at best
>>151640946>3 titles this millenniumi think you might just need to adjust your parameters there, bud. zoomer recruits don't give a fuck about 1900s football
>>151639952honey badger
>>151640980Don’t give a fuck about zoomer retardation. LSU ain’t got the money to build a thorough roster and prior to Saban they never won shit. If anything, NIL and bad coaching decisions are just bringing them back down to where they should be.
>>151640980Zoomer recruits don't give a fuck what you did last year. $$$$$$
>>151640183The scuttlebutt around Auburn is that momentum for Freeze's replacement has moved from Lashlee to Sumrall. I could see him at either school but Auburn seems more likely to take a chance on them given that they're looking for someone to get them back to eight wins rather than immediately get them into playoff contention. The four years he spent at Troy (two as an assistant, two as HC) will be helpful for recruiting in the state.
>>151640946LSU is a 8 or 9 win program that once every 5 years (or so) goes on a big run
>>151641010i dont think he'd give a fuck
Reminder before you try to make a cute comment about Brian Kelly being fired
>>151641035Here's another good rule change -Freshman shouldn't be allowed to get NIL deals or have access to revenue sharing. Period.
I think someone is going to spend a lot of money on Clark Lea and get absolutely hoodwinked.
>>151639266I'll do it, and I'll only make them pay a $25 mil buyout when they fire me after week 1
>>151641110Add it to the compilation
What is the fucking deal with kids named Declan Sullivan falling to their deaths?
>>151641151>When I try to pick the coach suggestion play but I'm the coach
>>151641170post the tennessee fan dancing
>>151641170Rivalry week is when the new one comes out.
>>151641203
>>151641203The stupid part is that there's pretty much nothing to see beyond her slight panic at her top slipping. The video is too blurry to really see anything but the male feminists over there still freaked out with their white knighting.
>>151641110"basicbolshevik" moderating a college football page has to be the most Reddit thing
>>151640305Just get a job somewhere Mr. Franklin
>>151641170god i forgot about that band girl. i bet she takes the most scrumptious shits
>>151641241HOW DARE YOU
>>151641170>shitania made it in
>>151640946That's because other than Saban, who dumped them, they have had mid to bad coaches. That state is absolutely loaded with 5 star talent, everyone loves the team there, and they have no in state competition. Les Miles just recruited the local guys then chewed cud on game day and still managed to make 2 natties + win 1. Honestly he should have gotten 2 because making them rematch Bama was criminal. Then there's Coach O who is a certifiable retard and he could still fall ass backwards into the greatest team of all time. My honest opinion is that LSU is the best job available. If Cig goes there he'll win a natty within 3 years, no doubt.
>>151641170the inclusion of messi makes me laugh every time
LSU was a few plays away from being 7-1Firing the guy is insanely retarded
Kek
>>151641420Dangerously based >>151641413People are bitching about the strength and conditioning coach Kelly fired. The copecasts are genuinely talking about poaching Elko and hiring that strength and conditioning coach back.
>>151634054>10 year deal just 3 years agochrist, even in a pre-NIL world (was it then?) that is a laughably stupid length
>>151634054>he didn't even make it to 500 posts
>>151641509>Texas A&M which has god levels of money finally gets a guy that can win them games>LSUfags think they can poach thatLol good luck
Friday25 Memphis @ Rice 7:00 PMNorth Carolina @ Syracuse 7:30PM (Spaghettifest)Saturday9 Vandy @ 20 Texas 12:00 PMPenn State @ 1 Ohio State 12:00 PM10 Miami @ SMU 12:00 PM5 Georgia @ Florida 3:30 PM2 Indiana @ Maryland 3:30 PM13 Texas Tech @ Kansas State 3:30 PMWashington State @ Oregon State 7:30 PM (because why the fuck not)18 Oklahoma @ 14 Tennessee 7:30 PM8 Georgia Tech @ NC State 7:30 PM23 USC @ Nebraska 7:30 PM17 Cincy @ 24 Utah 10:15 PM
Officialhttps://lsusports.net/news/2025/10/26/lsu-athletics-announces-leadership-change-in-football/
>>151641649comfy, can't wait to shitpost after Nebraska wins
Why are they all doing this mid-season?
>>151641649>2025 Wazzu-Beav gameMore like the Spaghetti Bowl
>>151640946they won a natty in '58
>>151641676>“When Coach Kelly arrived at LSU four years ago, we had high hopes that he would lead us to multiple SEC and national championships during his time in Baton Rouge,” Woodward said.lol
>LSU is about to spend tens of millions more on some shitlord that won't win every game as well
>>151641756It's so hot right now
>>151641756Because by the time the new coach gets in and his staff together all of the good players will already be picked out of the portal.
>>151641756To retain recruits and hopefully do well in the portal. That's not going to happen if players think the coach is going to be fired.
>>151635971Good riddance he'll be back next week too much soros money invested in him to bench him permanently
>>151641626LSU fans are a bit delusional thanks to their recent titles. They haven't realized yet they aren't in the same financial stratosphere as Texas, Texas A&M, Notre Dame and most of the B1G. That wasn't as important pre-NIL/portal but it's a huge deal now. Alabama and Georgia are in the same financial tier as LSU. Those two have enough momentum to keep things going for now but when they have to replace their coach they'll deal with the same reality of no longer being by far one of the most desirable jobs in the country.There's a reason the SEC is bitching the most about NIL and lobbying Congress so hard to pass laws reining it in. After Texas and Texas A&M it hurts far more than it helps their schools.
>>151641839Kelly is the only LSU coach this century to not win a natty at the school.
>>151641676Family anon yesterday was right
>>151641923Florida, UGA, bama and LSU are all estimated to be top 10 in NIL money
why didnt he try to tackle him?
The salt coming from these LSPoo podcasts is exquisite. These fags are the most delusional retards in /cfb/.>thank you coonassking for the fifty dollar superchat, no we are not hiring John Gruden
>>151642104Actually prettY high IQ
>>151642104The small sec teams are paid to lose to the big teams.Look at mississippi state yesterday too.
>>151642104Somebody told him to because it would save them clock, but it was still stupid.If bama goes out there, they have the first down, so they burn clock down (gamecocks have no timeouts) to a few seconds and kick.Nominally they get a longshot at OT if he runs it in.But Bama didn't fucking want to trust their kicker with that anyways.Fuck kicking.Fuck college kickers.
>>151642104Whoa I wonder if that's connected to the gambling scheme connected to the NBA and mafia?
>>151642112>These fags are the most delusional retards in /cfbI find myself thinking this everytime a coach is fired, "we're muh national contender, we're getting muh saban, etc"
>>151642051Just because you spend a lot of money doesn't mean you can sustain it, anon...
>>151642104Germie Bernard has ass cancer and scoring a touchdown for da tide was his Make-a-Wish
>>151642180no way, dont be silly
Damn. FSU looking pretty smart waiting until next season or 2027 to fire their coach. The carousel is going to be incredibly bad this season. I doubt anyone will get their first, second, or third choice and their idea coordinators will all be picked over or build incomplete teams with obvious nonfirst choices filling in key positions which will get those new expensive HCs fired in a few years anyway. What a disaster that's unfolding.
>>151642215Lol okay
>>151641054I'm a Bama fan and a Troy grad, and Sumrall at Auburn would be worst-case scenario. He would turn them around, no doubt.It would be the latest in the tree. Neal Brown spent a lot of time at AU before going to Troy, and Chip Lindsay was another case. Fuck Auburn and fuck my school for continuing to feed them.
>>151642246I don't think keeping Norvell is entirely by choice. Buying out him and his staff is ~$100 million and FSU and its boosters don't have near that on hand because of their dumbfuck lawsuit against the ACC.
>>151642212LSU will become Nebraska of the SEC, in 15 years they will still be talking about the Saban/les miles teams & 2019
While endowment money generally isn't used for athletics, it is a sign of how much wealth a school has surrounding it. >But HarvardIf they cared about football, they could be a major force, especially now that they have so many diversity programs that let people of limited cognitive ability to attend. Most P4 schools have alumni and politicians that do care about sports, along with some who are only academically focused (like Auburn's Tim Apple).
>>151642326Yeah, it at least has shielded them from making a retarded financial decision then get caught up in the even more retarded financial decisions ten or more universities are about to make
>>151642373>If they cared about football, they could be a major forcenot even close to true
>>151642241Lmfao what the fuck how is the FBI not investigating this and all of CFB now
>>151642373>ND >20 billion Death Star waiting to happen
>>151642326Norvell had a couple of good seasons. Since they don't have the money to fire him, focus on what they can do with the money they have to get things back to where they were a couple of years ago. Did he have a head injury or is there something else going on with the program that could be addressed?
>>151642439Sports gambling is much like the stock market, if you are retarded enough to put your money into it you deserve to get swindled by the you-know-whosIt's not the government's job to keep you from being a retard
>>151642514The snub broke him. Basically said winning doesn't matter. That said, for his salary, get some fucking therapy to get over it or get the fuck out.
>>151642511For wealthy schools, it's a matter of if they're willing to "do the needful". Stanford has lots of wealth but do their alumni really care all that much about football beyond beating Cal (who is hapless)? They've had success in the past but now their wealthy alumni are mostly techbros instead of industrialists.
>>151642529You can tell this guy is smart because most people who invest in stocks wind up losing tons of money
>>151642529No, gambling is making the sport worse when players are allowed to get against their own teams and performances. That's what is wrong. Gambling is a sin too so burn in hell.
>>151642410football as we know it (the down system) was born at Harvard
>>151642587true. also has absolutely zero bearing on the modern media marketplace
>>151642596>media marketplaceLOL. Harvard full of five star bucks would get far better ratings than Mississippi State.
>>151642616sure buddy
People bring up Sagarin and Massey to argue that the AP poll is bad, like those two don't rank Texas as 9 and 10 respectively
>>151642742Do people bring those up in that context? Anyone using a predictive ratings system to critique rankings (or vice versa) has lost it
>>151642558ND's entire sports identity IS football anon. After decades of being treated like a joke of the sport they are VERY hungry to become yearly national contenders.
>>151642775Stop posting about this topic lol
>>151642564>Gambling is a sinCasting lots is biblical.
>>151642775It's common in the sports fans I'm friends with, which is why I'm whining about it here
>>151642796Meant this for you. >>151642811 you're talking out your ass
My Sooners do not deserve to be ranked
>>151642796Problem is that nobody who actually goes to notre dame gives a flying fuck. Their entire fanbase are t-shirt plastic paddies and we all know they have no cash. Where are they going to get the money to pay a roster that doesn’t get btfo in the playoffs?
Notre Dame is a lacrosse school
Alright bros, this is a big coaching carousel, who's your school going after?
>>151642943Urban Meyer
>>151642914were you hibernating last year?
>>151642943dianna russini
>>151642943We made the right choice a few years ago.
>>151643064
LSU is an interesting job bc natty-wise they are tied with Ohio State this millennium, but it is also not a place where anyone has ever been able to win 10 games every yearthey're always very up and down
>lsu fans think they're a blueblood and a better job than florida
>>151643107LSU is Auburn without a blueblood in-state rival to compete against
>>151643003Where they got btfo and played nobody on the way to getting btfo by a depleted cuckeye squad? They aren’t winning shit and if they lose one more game they’re out of contention.
>>151643110They are. Far more competitive, better recruiting soil. Dare I say it's near Alabama tier.
>>151643162no, where they won three playoff games and then were down by one score with 2 mins left in the 4th quarter. I'm talking about reality and not whatever asshurt fiction you experience.
>>151643181kek
>>151643192it was a good run but that 4th quarter in the natty was the definition of cosmetic comebackthey got completely bullied for a solid 40 minutes
>>151643181>louisiana>better recruiting ground than floridawut?
>>151642943I don't know who we take after Sark flees to the Titans
>>151643162>Cig Indiana >SEC CHAMPIONS JAWJA >The best Pedo team in years >Nobody Anon...
>>151643283>dey get btfo in duh playoffs>no not those three games georgia and Penn state dun count>nooo the outcome dun matteryeah lol Ohio State just wanted ND to get the ball back within one score. stop posting, retard
>>151643295you know arch was from lousiana may want to delete your post
>>151643181pls b bait
Hey LSU we have a very good coach you can hire. He beat LSU twice! And Alabama (somehow). He a little bit of a QB baby but so was coach O!
>>151643350ND never had the ball down 1 score
>>151643305>pedo state that fired their coach Uh huh >Indiana that has also played nobody Uh huh >georgia all capsAh your a b1gfag
>>151643378they had a 3rd and long. if that counts as "btfo" then you're just using words that don't really mean anything
>>151643417they were down 31-7 and never got the ball back after their last touchdownlike i said it was a cosmetic comeback. There was a point where OSU was outgaining them like 370-80 or something insane. I don't understand what you're so buttmad about
>>151643472that's too close to be cosmetic, as was already explained to you. you can't just choose whichever parts of the game suit your low-iq assessment
Illinois and Washington are the same football team, they can beat the B1G bottom feeders to get a good record but then they get fucked when they play teams with actual talent
>>151643517if it makes you feel better about that game, then go ahead I really couldn't give a flying fuck
>>151643375FSU will fire him then hire Deion
>>151643064I really think DeBoer was selected as the heir in like 2023. Both Saban and DeBoer have Sexton as their agent.
>>151643589no, i only care about the outcome, which was not what I wanted. I'm just going to make fun of people who want to be revisionist about ND's roster and post their confused takes here
>>151643295Florida is a better recruiting state than Louisiana. However, Louisiana is still pretty good and LSU is the only P4 program in the state. Meanwhile Florida has UF, FSU, Miami and UCF plus the entire ACC and SEC recruit the state hard. LSU can lock down instate recruiting much easier than any school in Florida can. If an elite Louisiana recruit wants to stay home his only choice is LSU. If an elite Florida recruit wants to stay home he has options.
Roll Tide
Coaching salaries are ridiculous and coaches dont mean as much in NIL era, and their significance is diminishing.
>>151643827thank you for your input mr athletic director
lmao at LSU still receiving votes even tho it was pretty well known that their coach was gonna get shitcanned if they lost to A&Mthey just refuse to accept that they were wrong, is there a voter chart I'm curious who it was that kept them in
>>151643827>coaching doesn't matter as much now that there's more talent parity
Is LSU a top-tier job? Like, are they top 5? Top 15?
>>151643827LSU went on a NIL spending spree in the portal last offseason, how did that work out?
>>151634860Can't be worse than Luke Fickell.
>>151644054Budget doesn't matter when you have a clown choosing players
>>151644048top 10 I would say
iowa should be ranked this is a fucking joke
>>151644048yes but you have to be willing to mold your administration to the southern shithouse machine down there. saban and orgeron succeeded because they had no qualms about greasy dealings
>>151643827doesn't apply to kelly, but schools really gotta stop with the massive extensions every time agents start blatantly leaking "rumors"it's why Franklin was so expensive to fire and why Norvell is as well
>>151644048Top 15 easily. Behind Texas OSU Oregon for sure. Probably behind Michigan Florida A&M and bama. In the mix of ND, Georgia, Penn state, USC Tennessee. Probably ahead of OU FSU Auburn Clemson
>>151644070So in other words your coach does still matter.
>>151644048They aren’t even top five in the SEC anymore. I would say they’re a second-tier job in the SEC. >tier one: alabama, a&m, georgia, keksas, florida, MAYBE oklahoma They’re in tier two with Tennessee (and Oklahoma if they get booted from tier one).
>>151644048Don't know what their money situation is like relative to florida or pedo state. Money is pretty much the only thing that matters anymore. A shitty program is fine but a poor program is fucked.
>>151634938kelly won 75% of his games at lsu (which is going 12-4 or 9-3) they're chanting fire kelly and paying him $50m to fuck off. in a lot of ways the sport is out of control and speculating but i think saban mindbroke a lot of fanbases
other coaches that need to be shitcanned asap>sherrone moore>jonathan smith>dabo>freeze>sark next year if he continues to refuse to hire an OC
>>151644244Is Georgia really that much better a spot or is Kirby just that good?
>>151643866>is there a voter chart I'm curious who it was that kept them init was Haley Sawyer. i think she was also the one that moved Florida up after they lost to USF
>>151644342Anyone who ranked Texas should have their voting rights revoked
>>151644275As a texas fag who has nightmares about our shit tier offense I STILL don't want to fire sark because its just a shitload of money that could be used to recruit the players and position coaches we need. Sarks offense does work if you have overwhelming talent as bama showed. I would kind of feel this way about dabo too. I wouldn't fire him but I would appoint a GM who has real power in terms of recruiting and portaling and shit. Let dabo just be a football coach and not a CEO.
How's your teams buyout looking, bros?
>>151644376>Bob ballou
>>151644406Seethe. Explain why texas should be ranked behind Oklahoma despite beating them in the head to head and both teams have 2 losses and 1 loss for texas came from the number 1 ranked team.
>>151644376see>>151644451
How hilarious would it be if none of the schools searching right now got their top candidate? Everyone has to settle goes just as mediocre 2026-2030?
>>151644256there's a lot of delusional expectations in cfb right now, people need to get used to 10-2 being a common ceilingthat being said I tend to agree with LSU firing Kelly bc LSU should absolutely be able to be a semi regular playoff team in this format and he wasn't even getting remotely close. Franklin is a weird one bc they should have fired his ass in 2021 but gave him the most retarded extension ever instead
>>151644451Kind of splitting hairs but OU has had a tougher overall SOS and slightly better body of work. But probably close enough that h2h sways it
>>151639742ball knower. the norvell situation is under the radar in a lot of ways right now but that entire situation is fucked and it might bring the entire program back down to where it was pre bowden (permanent mediocrity). they are just not as rich as their fans think they are. they forget so quickly that it was high drama how fsu was going to come up with taggarts 20m, norvell is 3x that amount.if he bombs out another 2 or 3 seasons with the program already wobbly as far as national relevance - with the egg on their face that they don't have the finances to pay a bad hire to leave - they're going to find themselves not able to hook a high end coach. and the cost of selling their soul for a natty will finally come due. they deserve mediocrity for how they treated bobby bowden at the end.
>>151644451Neither of them should be ranked
>>151644342Woman's suffrage and it's consquences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>151644327Georgia is that much better in terms of finances. >>151644256In all fairness, when the “fire Kelly” chant started up that was all ass to mouth students and fans who swarmed the LSU student section after they all left. Kinda based, arguably
archie is fine if anyone was wondering. he's a true texan now
>>151644342okay if it was only her she's probably just trolling
>if you dont go undefeated every year fans and admin want you firedThis sport has jumped the shark honestly
>>151643866>is there a voter chartcollege poll tracker dot coom
Cincinnati is the most under the radar team in the country rn. They weren't ready for that early game against Nebraska, but after that they've been the most unstoppable offense in the country. Brendan Sorsby will have his choice between getting drafted by the NFL or bought by an SEC team this offseason. He's QB2 behind Simpson.
>>151644602kirk kenney also ranked them
>>151644593Everything I've seen about NIL estimates and annual revenue suggests something very different
>>151644408>Ryan Day>$70.9Mat least he's a good coach
>>151644406dabo would never let that happen, he's hellbent to die on the hill he has built operating the team in the specific way that he doeshe took a few token portal scrubs this year but it was just to appease boosters. Nothing will change there until he's gone
>>151642943If Fickell gets fired, Jason Eck is the most likely choice. He's a Wisconsin alum and former teammate of our AD.
>>151644491Often the top candidate isn't who is best for them anyway. Some of them might luck into a coach better than their retardation would have selected.
>>151644635NIL estimates are not accurate. What you see are those reported by the school as demanded by federal law, much of NIL money comes from private sources and aren’t factored into those reports. As far as revenue goes, that’s also not something that goes to recruits. That’s what props up the women’s basketball team and whatnot. I do not believe LSU is profitable, Georgia is. Georgia has more wealthy donors spending money to build and maintain shit.
brian kelly has been one of the least likeable coaches around for a long timeI still get pleasure from remembering Saban absolutely bending him over like 13 years ago or however long ago that was
>>151644689No, thats not the methodology that I saw actually. And if nothing else, the money should result in radically different rosters. Georgia has an edge, but a modest one. Amd LSU just dumped a ton into the .kst recent portal You have nothing to support your claim at all
>>151644738Besides facts that make you seethe, apparently. Back up the truck and get your strength and conditioning coach back then
>>151644652>Head coaching record 31-16 at Idaho & New MexicoI feel like that might be a downgrade from Fickell. I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt even as an assistant coach at different places they really didn't accomplish much.
>>151644637if he ever gets fired i hope brian hartline gets the jobthe only scenario where that happens tho is if he has a John Cooper-esque meltdown
>>151639442lol so thats what you fags are always referencing with the scissor lift comments. I did not remember this story at all.
The weak should fear the strong.
>>151644953Jesus is that real?
>>151644604i agree. it's going to take a lot of years for it to fix itself because the only way to fix it is a massive correction in the expectations of fans year to year. it used to be perfectly acceptable for a coach to tread water for 4-5 years after he was hired to establish the culture etc, then do well, then fall back down again for a couple years while reloading talent, then come back up and cycle and cycle. all time greats like saban, bear bryant, woody hayes, urban, collectively coached for like 150 years and they had like 7 undefeated and untied seasons combined. for some reason it became completely unacceptable for your team to be competitive every year and make a run once or twice a decade, win a natty every 10-15 years. there are very few programs that can consistently exceed those expectations, like literally 3 or 4. some of them are performing as expected or close, like alabama or ohio state. some of them are underperforming, like texas. but if you aren't in that top 3-6 schools, you're just not gonna be running back the cfp every year and you're going to lose games way more often than years you won't. i think the schools are worried about revenue if they go the patience route but honestly if shit like this keeps up it's just going to kill the game, guys like gundy will never exist again in cfb because the fanbases are completely unreasonable and schools are way too reactive
>>15164477966% win rate at dogshit programs is pretty promising desu
>>151644974the guy is a literal goober. it's inane they're actually good under him because he walks, talks, and acts like a fucking idiot.
>>151644974Fear detected
>>151645023Jimbo roster. Man was a recruiting maniac. Wait until they all graduate, transfer, or get arrested. Elko will flame out.
>>151644779It's Idaho and New Mexico. 31-16 at those schools is pretty darn good.
Ngl im no kelly fan but lsu seems delusional about their place in the cfb landscape with this firing
>>151645118You serious bro? I don't even like LSU but their place in the cfb landscape is at the top considering they are the only game in town in one of the most talent rich states that there is.
Bring back Coach O you cowards
>>151639657If only our mods took out the trash like this
>>151645208Return to tradition
>>151645238You should have applied to be a janitor. Once I get mine approved every last one of you who makes fun of Texas A&M calls us faggies will regret it when you are permanently fucking silenced.
>>151640021Hey thats from my whatsapp chat "The Jew Tactical Den" I'm glad you saved that.
>>151645274>least butthurt Faggots fan
>>151645274>Ass to Mouth
>>151645158LSU is not a perennial contender like Alabama or Ohio State. They're historically an 8 to 10 win team, with an occasional mega team that makes it really far or wins it all.
This is what a typical A&M slam pig looks like. How does this compare to other SEC schools?
>>151639794Why are you talking about that in a nfl thread to begin with
>>151645344Eh better than Kansas but not good
>>151645353NTA but during the pandemic, every board on reddit became a karen infested "do what you're told, the settled science knows what is best for you" board where everyone competed for upvotes from being the most compliant.
>>151645374We get many Kansas State slam pigs but I can't remember ever seeing a Kansas one.
You guys don't actually like slam pigs, right?
Did Kelly get fired or is it just a rumor?
I think BK will retire. I don't see him coaching much more after his stops on Cincy, ND and LSU. If he comes back, he would be more of a coordinator than HC, unless he takes an FCS job as stepping stone to come back.
>>151645421he didhttps://lsusports.net/news/2025/10/26/lsu-athletics-announces-leadership-change-in-football/
>>151645428What even made him a good coach?
>>151645413Couldn't be me. The rest of the boys will take what scraps they can get.
>>151645433Coaching Cincy in almost a perfect seasonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Cincinnati_Bearcats_football_team
>>151645453God I fucking hate that he bailed on them. They would have beat Florida in the sugar bowl.
>>151645453he was so happy then...life was so promising
>>151645413As long as they understand their place, they're preferable to a fleshlight or taking matters into your own hands.
>>151644077Son Iowa is a -3 win team in the SEC. Hell, idk why Arkansas and auburn aint ranked yet
>>151635479Qualified tbqh mangs
>>151645569iowa is just as good as vanderbilt is this year
>>151645428Why would he retire when a ahit ton of schools need a coach rn and it's just shitters (him included) on the bench
>>151645792While I don't agree with that anon and think Kelly will get another job, it's possible he won't want to take a lesser job. Until now, he's been on the way up. Might be too much of an ego hit for him to take a job at Virginia Tech.
>>151638876>Texas had a legit gripe. being #3And then they got exposed and needed the reffies help to get past ASU
>>151645804Scissor lift sacrificer is a perfect fit for pedo state. Cursed coach for cursed job. Id be surprised if he isn't on the sideline for the Buckeye game
If notre dame is a top 12 team because of "muh quality losses" then Arkansas should be ranked 1st
>>151643110They’re not a blue blood but they’re 100% a better job than Flawduh. Definitely the best open job right now>LSUPower Gap>Florida>Pedo StatePower Gap>Okie Lite >Virginia Tech>Arkansas>UCLAPower Gap>Stanturd>Beavs
>>151645821Headcannon as fuck lol refs didn’t even make any controversial calls for Texas in that game. If you are crying about not getting a ticky tack targeting call you’re a little bitch
>>151645344Latina fat grenade genes already activating...
>>151645832LSU and pedo state are in the same tier, Florida is better than both. Stop coping and take off your homer shades for a minute.
>>151645941I think you are the coper lol pedo state is not remotely comparable to LSU Even NIL wise I don’t think pedo state has as much funding.
Fresh bread >>151646004>>151646004>>151646004
>>151645874t. delusional and butthurt texASS customer
>>151645023Yea you're thinking of Jimbo, you fucking retarded abortion-surviving nigger. Based Mike is a football autist and Klein's offensive schemes make you seethe.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
