FBS programs with openings for head coachLSUPedo StateFloridaVirginia TechArkansasUCLAOkie StateStanfordOregon StateColorado StateUABKent StatePrevious thread is under review: >>151634054
So which school is going to get a black head coach or are they all racist?
>>151646017Is Franklin still considered to be black?
>>151646023Franklins racial status is under review
Is Lane Kiffin the only coach in America? Seems like every school wants him.
>>151646041That's the Houston Nutt Effect. Jimmy Sexton releases rumors about different schools wanting particular coaches in order to soften up the admin at their current schools for a better contract. It also can make schools looking for a coach panic sign a bad contract. Every big coaching cycle has a Lane Kiffin that's built up as the darling of college football so he can be used as leverage for Sexton's clients.
Josh Pate really buried Brian Kelly on his show today. He's not wrong, of course, but I was surprised to hear it.
>>151646017Auburn is the most racist FBS program and can no longer get away with not having a black coach. Every cycle there's a slam dunk black candidate and each time he gets passed over. No more! This is the twenty-first century.
>>151636845>god i forgot southern freaks genuinely wear bowties in day to day lifeOnly lawyers wear them. No one else
>>151646004>Tier 1: programs that should be natty contenders on a fairly consistent basisLSU>Tier 2: programs that should consistently make higher-level bowl games or the playoff and maybe be legit natty contenders once a decade or soFlorida, Pedo State>Tier 3: programs that just want to make bowl games, maybe if they have a crazy season they’ll make the playoff but they’ll get btfo immediately Virginia Tech, Arkansas, UCLA, Okie State>Tier 4: no real football expectations, just don’t embarrass the school too muchStanford, Beavs, Colorado State, UAB, Kent State
>>151646505How are your poor Tier 3 teams who have always cared and have actual historical success punching above their weight supposed to afford anything now? What happens when a team like Virginia Tech or West Virginia finds their Michael Vick or Pat White who can make them a contender only to instantly face the prospects of losing them through the portal to a school who can offer 4x their current NIL deal.
If I'm Penn State university, I'm offering Mike Elko well over $12 to leave Texas A&M and come to Happy valley.
>>151646551Ass to mouth is better positioned to win natties than the pedos are and they definitely have enough oil money to match any offer the pedos could make, why would he leave?
>>151646528Reflect on all the free value they got in the past and realize it's never coming back. You're looking at things from a program point of view, acting like the players aren't humans, they're hidden jewels to be plucked out of a mine. When the world changes and the old model is no longer viable, some adjust. Others wither away and die. No amount of whining and crying is going to bring the old system back. Either adjust or if that's not possible, accept death. Sewanee was once the most feared football program in the country. Now they're DIII nobodies. Life moves on.
>>151646528How are Indiana, Vandy and Georgia Tech doing so well?
>>151646628Because they have donors with a fuck ton of money who have just never applied it to anything.It took WVU 2 years to fire Neal Brown because of his buyout and only got Rich Rodriguez because he's a rehash hometown discount but Indiana raised 10 million dollars a year at the snap of a finger for Cignetti the second the coaches carousel started turning,.
>>151646582$12 is $12 man, it's going to be mighty tempting
It'll never be not hilarious to me that Penn State triggered the series of events that will prevent them from getting their own Elite coach
>Be North Texas>Unearth a gem and develop them into one of the best young QBs in the nation in Drew Mestemaker>Drew will leave your school and you gain nothing from it while some SEC school instantly becomes much betterThere should be a tax on schools acquiring talent via Transfer Portal. UNT should be financially compensated for the inevitable program crippling loss
>>151646664Going from the 3rd best team in the big ten to the 3rd worst team, will never not be funny.
why are college ADs the only ones to lose their minds and promise 6 yr 60 mill contracts to guys after 1 good season when pro leagues are always pushing coaches into 1 year left prove it or else contracts?
>>151646713I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a college recruit. Honestly, Think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a buck for at least a year solely so he can go and transfer to another team. All the hard work you put into your handsome strong buck– doing his homework at bedtime, making sure he goes to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet, educating him, playing with him. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for other coachesRaised the perfect buck? Great. Who benefits? If you’re lucky, a random coach who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who starts him. He gets to start him every saturday night. He gets the benefits of his strong and sweaty body that came from the way you trained him.As a coach who has a recruit, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 2 years of your life simply to train a buck for another coach to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
>>151646786You almost never see NFL coaches getting 1 year contracts with no security. In fact, coaches rarely make it to the final year of their deals anymore
>>151646951well I know coaches get 2-3 years to show progress and can get fired after even just one if they look like shit. hell marvin lewis spent 15 years treading water. but I remember mccarthy dealing with having one year left though I guess that was just Jerry being Jerry. bottom line I don't get why they get short contracts and ADs spend like drunken sailors. FL is paying 3 coaches after just getting done doing that same shit a few years ago!
>>151646596>That "stadium"...soul....>>151646713I wonder where he'll end up. He's Texas born and raised so my guess is somewhere in Texas or Oklahoma. Maybe SMU. >>151646907You're basically right: if you're a small programs coach, you have to know it's a sure thing your best players are gone year after year because you simply cannot pay to keep them. Must suck. Only logic I can think of is small program coaches want the best players so they can win and move up the coaching ranks themselves, so they eventually benefit from it too. Then once they become a P5 coach, they can poach good players from small schools.
>>151647072In college you can just leave for a greener pasture, in the NFL that's not really possible
ARCH RUPTURED FRENULUM STATUS???
>>151646655>$12 is $12 man>t. Jerry Sandusky ball boy
>>151647072What's crazier is top tier college coaches are paid more on average than NFL coaches
my yellow jackets :)
>>151646004Why couldn’t Marshall find a way to extend this man’s contract? He won the Sun Belt last year yet they let him walk to Southern Miss. He’s already doing a good job of turning around a team that only won 1 game last year.
>>151647241What's craziest is that Archie is getting paid more than Quinn Pooers
>>151646713You can't own people. We settled that issue all the way back in the 1860s. If he wants to go somewhere else, you can't demand he pay you for the right to do so. When you switch from Burger King to Starbucks for that extra fifty cents an hour, no one says you have to beg BK for permission or pay a fee to switch. It's his life and his choice. You're not involved. You sound like one of those dried up old Karens complaining that men her age are going after younger women.
Welcome back Mr. Orge... I mean COACH OEAUXGO TIGAHS
>>151647658too pure for nu-cfb
>>151647601It's fun to speak Russian with my wife in public.
>>151646023Based on his performance and known affinity for rape, yes.
>>151646505LSU isn't clearly ahead of Florida
>>151647718LSU = instant natties if you are fluent in swampfrench
>>151647724Same for Florida without the French part.
>>151646023He really leans into it so yes.
>>151646645Vandy maybe, they literally bought an entire hot G5 team. Georgia Tech at least does not have "a fuck ton of money" in the football program. They completely sold out the naming rights to their field just to scrounge a little extra money. There aren't really that many super wealthy GT alumni that care about football. They have a coach and an OC who are both really good recruiters and and have actually built a football culture, and have been MUCH more successful historically, even as recently as 10 years ago, than Vandy or Indiana. Indiana seems sort of the same way but idk much about their finances.
>>151647730Gotta beat FSU and Georgia, sometimes Miami every year. LSU can lose to Bama and still make the CFP with 10-11 wins
>>151647718Georgia Tech has the same amount of SEC/SC titles as Florida despite having been out of the conference for 70 years
>>151644768claims based on your feelies aren't really "facts"
>>151647787Okay? LSU and Florida have the same number of national titles in the past 30 years and Florida has more SEC championships since the title game started
>Wisconsin knows Fickell is a dead man walking>Fickell knows Fickell is a dead man walking>Wisconsin is gonna wait until the end of the season to "assess their options" waiting until the end of the year when you're one loss away from not going bowling is the best way to lose the offseason in December. gotta hop on the carousel now to start making hiring pitches.
>>151647759You're saying LSU is just going to dodge all of the other good teams in that deep conference?
>>151647601Teams losing players are routinely compensated in other leagues, your false equivalence doesn't change that fact
>>151647829Works for bucknuts
>>151647601You're not buying the player, you are buying the rights to use the player in division 1 NCAA football
trade offerpedo state gets rhule sneedbraska gets franklin
>>151647845Ohio State played all three of the B1G's other top 10 teams last year and none of them played each other. And the East division was significantly better and deeper than the West. Them "dodging" this year is a matter of megaconference luck, not intentional design.
>>151647848And of course, no purchase happens if the player himself or herself does not consent
>>151647817Historical success is a great predictor of future success. The last time a new contender won a natty was Florida, that was 30 years ago. LSU simply has proven that they have more lasting capability to win in the SEC. Steve Spurrier is never coming back floridabro.
>>151647850>Franklin to nebbyI am ok with this
>>151647850Dodgers get delino DeShields Expos get Pedro Martinez
>>151647658I still can't get a reason out of anyone as to why he was actually canned. Some have told me it was because he was fucking the wives of his staff, others have told me it was because his personality was too abrasive. But the fanbase seems to love Coach O.
>>151647730Florida just requires you to be fluent in the bath salts and alligator dialects
>>151647951Sent one too many dick pics
>>151646004Poor dude thinks he has a chance at being a Head Coach when he doesn't have the right skin color.
>>151647858but as was just explained to you, they don't really have different amounts of historical success and spurrier wasn't their most successful coach
>>151647601>You can't own people. We settled that issue all the way back in the 1860sReddit moment
>>151646713Yeah, it's bullshit. If there was another professional sports league where every player was a free agent multiple times a year we would all make fun of it and call it an unserious league. But the only thing that will change this is signing these player to multi year contracts, or some sort of congressional intervention.
>>151648119with the top free agency period in the middle of the playoffs, no less.
>>151648053>spurrier wasn't their most successful coachWhat? He's responsible for 6 out of 8 of their SEC titles, their first ever national championship, and almost 25% of their wins over their biggest rival. What in sweet Jesus's name are you talking about you mongoloid? You can't possibly believe Tebowbabby, who left the program in ruins, was the best, can you?
>>151646098Really? I was under the impression that Brian Kelly was by far the most disliked individual in all of college football
>>151647951It’s because he lost the locker room by supporting drumpf, he’s a fascist moron
>>151648342He just needs to go to UMass and be with his people
>>151648342Josh Pate is such a pussy to only start talking shit after he is fired
>>151647750Indiana has one of the wealthiest alumni-bases in all of America. Rumor has it that Mark Cuban is starting to do what Phil Knight did for Oregon
>>151648357gay meme uniforms?
>>151648357You’d think all these Indiana billionaires would be busy getting the lead out of the water or trying to fix the absolute economic devastation that is the state of Indiana. God it’s such a piece of shit state. Give me West Virginia or Mississippi over Indiana every time
>>151648251urban meyer won two national championships and turned them into a juggernaut in half as many years. Basically identical winning %. credit to spurrier for building them, but they were just as successful under meyer. And that's objective, regardless of your attempt to insult people who can understand those basic facts.
>>151647951>LSU has a VERY SMALL number of big money donors >these donors are in tight with the governor because of course they are >LSU is the only school in the state besides Tulane that attracts outside applicants (because of football and easy to get a full ride even if you’re White)>the governor appoints the board of supervisors who hire and fire the president who hires and fires the AD who hires and fires the coach >the pregnant daughter-in-law if one of these VERY FEW campaign/athletic donors got hit up by Coach O whilst preggers at a gas station or someshit >she says she’s married >he says so?>she tells her cuck husband who runs to daddy who runs to his buddy the supervisor or governor’s aide or whatever >word comes down to fire the coach for flirting with his pregnant daughter in law That’s it.
>>151648422I’m a horny bastard and I can’t imagine hitting on a pregnant woman at a gas station. How fucking high were coach Os testosterone levels jfc
>>151648415>he's about equal in natties and win% to the guy they made Florida relevant for the first time in 100 years of football and won them 75% of their all time conference titles>but he also destroyed the program in the process>"objectively" the best coachIAYC anon
>>151648422>>151648439Just like Icarus, flew too close to the sun
>>151648439he's a hotdog skinned swampmonster who can't stop fuckin. it's fuckin shameful that LSU's decision makers are holding him back from giving the whole country what we want.
>>151648442How did urban Meyer “destroy” the program exactly? Usually if you win natties the program got stronger lol
>>151648439He was fucking undergrads, housewives, whoever the fuck. The undergrad thing might have spooked some administrators, but it wasn’t until the daughter-in-law of money got attention that they did anything about it because of course. LSU is a poverty program, don’t let the retarded homers convince you otherwise. It’s a second-tier program and historically has been, they just caught some Saban time.
>>151648442you're now moving the goal posts from "successful" to "best", and bizarrely downplaying winning more national titles in fewer years as it pertains to success. you should really sit and think about what constitutes a concession. and you should definitely stop posting because you're an idiotl
>>151648450Eh well he did allow rapists and murderers onto campus for those years which probably didn't help the gaytor image
>>151648422Jesus christ, that's Bobby Petrino level shit
>ohio state will enter the b1g championsjip game with 0 (zero) ranked wins
>>151648478seems like they kept pulling in talent and spending tons of money after he left.
>>151648478That’s a tale as old as time. Let in the rapists and murderers and you win football games. My retarded school has very little historical success because we always tried to recruit Boy Scouts.
>>151648517>tfw you went to Miami(OH) instead of Miami(cocaine)
>>151648488>ohio state will go to the playoffs with either 0 or 1 ranked win. if 0, then their only loss of the season will be to the only ranked team they play all season
>>151648488michigan is "ranked"
>>151648488They simply play them after November
>>151648488texas is "ranked" and favored vs. Vandy this week.
>>151648564>>151648549neither of these teams will end the season ranked
>>151648570ok cool
>>151648481And look where Petrino is now
>>151648576unless you think that ranking matters at the time the game occurs in which case no one’s resume is even close to alabama’s
>>151648578He needs to be put in a hyperbaric chamber with a direct line to his OC calling plays
>>151648585i don't, but I also don't know how you're so sure that neither team will end the season ranked.
>>151648599do you even watch football
>>151648604good post
>>151648578I doubt Arkansas is going to hire him, but you never know.
>600 posts since 4 PM yesterday Did something happen?
>>151648639Coach O posted his cawk on reddit
>>151648639literally half of them were me shitposting
>>151648639Weekly 50 million dollar buyout
>>151648698at what point do the feds get involved?
>>151648488just osu things
>>151648439look man, he just wanted somebody to work out with
>>151648450The mass arrests that would put Kirby and peak Miami to shame, the fakeout retirement fiasco that broke the team after the star QB he rode in on graduated, the infamous toxic culture that attracted a bunch of wild bucks who immediately transferred or were suspended after Urban wasn't around to cover up their criminal activities, etc. It's amazing Muschamp managed to put together a double digit winning season within 2 years all things considered. >By the end, we didn’t have a team.We had guys who cared about their draft stock, and others who just wanted to get through practice. Nobody trusted anybody.>>151648053>you're now moving the goal posts from "successful" to "best"Let's run it back here>>151648053>spurrier wasn't their most successful coachYou didn't say "successful", you said "most successful" i.e. best. You must be a Floridian because you seem to be illiterate. There's no rhetorical distinction between "most successful" coach and "best" coach in this context. The goalpost mover moving the goalposts by accusing of goalpost-moving. Oh, the irony! And in a football thread of all things!
>permabanned>troll posts on /v/lmao whoever was on this WiFi btfo the jannies hard >>151648639Ass to mouth went ass to mouth on Brian Kelly and they fired him for it.
>>151648751Hahahhahahaha you didn't say most successful you said most successful, and that's not determined by results and national championships !
>>151648710Never. Free market baby!!
>>151648710It is pretty dumb all the lobbying to Congress from the NCAA and certain conferences is only about limiting payments to players yet these same parties don't have a problem with coaches getting pants on head retarded contracts
How exactly does anyone explain the disparity between what buying out a coach costs and what buying 5 star players costs... 50 million can literally buy you so much elite talent that any 100 IQ normal guy could coach into a good team. It just does not make sense to be firing your head coaches like this. If anything get new coordinators if you want to revamp your team.
>>151648751most successful isn't always the same as "best". Hence your earlier point about program building. That's not necessarily interchangeable with success. got yourself tangled up here.
>>151648824The problem with that idea is schools have to ask the same whales to fund both their coaching staff and their NIL payroll. If those donors no longer have confidence in the coach and want him to fuck off they aren't going to pay up for NIL. It's not like Kelly can claim he didn't have enough NIL support. LSU went hard in the portal last cycle and besides his first transitional class right after he was hired, all of Kelly's high school classes were in the 5th-10th range.
>Brian Kelly is actually ass.How will he take the news?
>>151648849Bringing a program from a century if irrelevancy to their first conference championship, first national championship, setting the still-unbroken record for HC win%, and proceeding to put up 75% of the all time conference championships in team history is "success" any way you slice it, retard.
The only ranking that matters, simple as.
>>151648849>highest win percentage in UF historySpurrier is literally/ACKCHUALLY/objectively/statistically/metaphysically the most successful coach at Florida
>>151648961>notre dame above a&mget fucked BITCH
>>151648961>Texas Tech Schedule Rank: 103lmao why are they so high I thought Sissygarin put emphasis on le schedule
>>151648987Not if you're using national championships as the defining metric. And they're within 1 percentage point on overall winning percentage.
>>151648578Still losing while being the interim head coach?Then again, you can bring a team of braindead horses to water, but they'll sooner drown themselves than consider drinking it.
>>151648947But I didn't say that spurrier was unsuccessful. Meyer has more natties and outside of that was very close in overall winning percentage and conference winning percentage. I'm not belittling spurrier. You're somehow removing national championships from your assessment of success, and quadrupling down on that by repeatedly saying anyone who uses that criteria is retarded.
>>151649076>>151649029You’re unironically reading it wrong, you can sort by any column you want. What it is ordered by is “home advantage” which takes into account future SOS. You should order it by golden mean, which is the hypothesized ranking.
>>151649158My nigga bobby just needs to learn how to coach defense
>>151649076i'm guessing it's because they are dismantling anyone they play. And potentially some sort of talent metric, given the status of Texas, Oregon, ND, Penn State.
That will be $54,000,000 United States Dollars (USD) plus tip
>>151649193Arkansas needs an entirely new team in general, pretty sure some of the high school teams could beat the Razorbacks.
do these huge coach buyouts incentivize failure?imagine knowing if you fail you'll make generational wealth and free up years of your life, even if you go back to coaching it'll probably be at a school with much less expectations and pressureeven if you don't intentionally fail, subconsciously you would know ehh I don't really have to try as hard as I have in the past, I've already made it with this huge buyout clause
i tried copenhagan spitfree and i gotta say it makes me full cringe every time i swallow a gulp of sugary spit. back to fucking zyn i guess since the fda is retarded and banned snus imports
>>151649278pretty sure you make more if you succeed and stay in the position. But I suppose it drastically reduces the financial risk of failure
>>151649278Thanks a-Doc
>>151649303that's true but I imagine once you have guaranteed $50M or something in your pocket, what's the big difference in your life if now you're between $70M or $90Myeah you've got tens of millions more, but you're already rich beyond measure idk just seems like it would be easy for these coaches to relax, if even subconsciously
>Nick Saban $100 milly buyout
>>151649343to add, compare it to something like boxingyoung poor fighters do great when they're up and coming, outwork everyone, get big, and then they make $50M on a PPV and fall off obviously exceptions to that, but once they get the bag sometimes it's easier to relax a little
>>151649343yeah diminishing marginal returns. you need to have the variety of autism that Saban, Meyer, Brady, Jordan had where they're never really satiated by wins or money. Always gotta jam up the next set of competitors. It's not particularly common
I appreciate the fact that Ole Miss and Georgia got coaches that elevated their schools up a tier, but it is unrealistic to believe that LSU or Florida should attempt to do the same
>>151649374yeah totally rightneed that mindset in a coachseems pretty hard to find lately
>>151649374>>151649391Cignetti seems like he has that same kind of competitive autism
>>151649419yes actually good call. Man's getting butthurt even when he's winning by a lot. he's also got something locked up in terms of scheme/prep/strategy. His teams are drastically outperforming talent in terms of net success and yards per play to an extent that amounts to like 2 scores per game. For multiple years in a row. I'm not sure if that skill set translates to one of the biggest dogs in the room, but I wouldn't bet against the Cig man
>>151646628>Indiana1 of 1 insane coach that's too old to be a stiver but has decades of success elevating talent>Vandyalumnus coach + Jerry Kill + great QB>Georgia Techalumnus coach + great QB>>151648357hoosiers have more wealth than people might think, but Cuban does not have a business like Nike to print infinity casheventually their basketball crowd will start a fight like they did at Kentucky and Louisville
>>151649487He doesn't have a singular business like Nike, but he has many business ventures and is a multi-billionaire, so it's not like he can't bankroll the football team.
When are trump and elon going to step in and turn them into a 1000-year Reich?
>>151649176A 3 year span with 2 natties and 2 CCGs off the back of a generational QB talent followed by rage quitting and leaving the program in disarray it has yet to really recover from is arguably much worse "success" than inventing Florida football, pulling the inaugural natty, and dominating the conference for a decade. Whatever dude, idk why you're even obsessed with this detail, the original reply I made was about how LSU football as an institution has been a much more stable and strong SEC/national contender for much longer than Florida. The Spurrier thing was just a dig at the school. >>151649284>the fda is retarded and banned snus importsI actually just got 30 cans delivered to my UPS store this morning. They're not banned, the FDA started poking around and banning a few specific brands and and some US facing retailers started refusing shipments. Even some of the "banned" brands are still getting through (from personal experience), though please don't order them and then try to charge back when it get confiscated because then more retailers will start refusing US orders.
retarded zoomers weren't alive to see what disappointing losers LSU were during the 1980s-1990s, it's not a program that guarantees natties>but they have tons of in-state talent>but they're annual conference contenders>but they have tons of pro playerscongrats faggot you just described Florida, Ole Miss, and Texas
>>151649567>Generational QB talentTebow was the ULTIMATE system babby
>>151646004>mfw Brain Kelley goes to PSU and James Franklin goes to LSU
>>151649734Will Kelley put on a New England accent at the presser?
>>151649734>LSU never wins again because every SEC game is a big game
>>151649695What kind of a retarded faggot are you? If the in state talent doesn't matter then what does? Do you think the water at your university makes it better than others? Because talent and coaching are pretty much the only factors that matter in having a good football team. And the coach himself brings the coaching so yeah the "good jobs" are just where they have the most talented players who want to play for you. Texas and Florida having more than their fair share of bad coaching in the past only makes these BETTER jobs for a prospective coach, not worse. This was all true until NIL anyway. Now I suppose a talent pipeline is unimportant you can get unlimited bucks from the deep south to go play for oregon.
>>151649734Franklin is off to a program his speed like UCLA or Vagina Tech. Kelly would actually be a pretty good get for the pedos even though their delusional fans seem to think they’re a blue blood
>>151649734If they're smart one of them will take the UCLA job>in the B1G>great recruiting territory>can sell the value of the degree to portal players who now understand they're going pro in something other than sports>fans aren't insanely obsessed like your last job, just make a bowl game every year and beat USC once in awhile and they'll be happy>much better QOL for richfags in LA than in Baton Rouge or State College
>>151649780Small Game James would win about 4 or 5 games a season at LSU if we're being honest.
>lane goes to LSU>gets fired 2 years later for fucking the governor's daughter >gets $80 million buy-out
>>151649795Why the fuck do these programs hire guys like franklin lmao. I would absolutely rather take a shot on the local high school state champion. LSU hiring brian kelley is still absolutely baffling. Fucking boomer logic
>>151649782NIL changed all that. Now booster bucks are what matters the most. For the kids, the smart ones who have a chance at playing in the NFL should also look at coaching, but if I'm a HC the only thing I care about is how much money I will have to go buy players.
>>151649847Lane is a changed man he does hot yoga and sees his kids>also right > left
Why are strength and conditioning coaches always just like "rah rah" boomers and black guys? I would have thought you want a russian scientist for that job every time.
>>151649859>playing with her pusy during a photo opA DISGUSTING ACT why are women such perverts
This hiring cycle will be cinema
>>151649859Having a cuckqueen wife has to be like winning the lottery every day
>>151649897I can literally see the bones of her vagina through the yoga pants too
>>151649908if the hottest woman of my imagination was game to fuck me and my wife wanted me to i wouldnt be able to get it up i love my wife so much and cannot understand cuckoldry or cuckqueanism in the slightest
>>151649896The nerds handing out roids and putting together 5000 calorie per day diets work behind the scenes
>>151649926>is a wifeguy>refuses to indulge wifey's fantasies
>>151649782In state talent doesn’t matter when you have the Saudis aka A&M and the Emirates aka keksas right next door throwing money around like a drunk trust fund kid at a BYOB fully nude strip joint. >bannedJesus, everywhere I go today someone is banned. When did 4chan get so popular? Even the 5G towers have ban notices all over the place and it’s just for stupid shit like spamming or trolling. Getting hacked must’ve buck broke the jannies something fierce. >>151649896dyel bro
>>151649926Most men feel completely opposite to you about their wives. I have fucked my old plow horse in every position in every way and in every location. I am completely desensitized to her beauty and there is nothing she is gonna do which would be particularly exciting. Even just watching porn is more exciting than fucking my wife because at least there is novelty in porn.
>>151649963jesus christ lad you sound miserable and i am not envious
>>151649974nah its really a normal way to feel I am just more honest than most. To get really excited about fucking the same woman forever is biologically abnormal I would go so far as to say. Men are typically wired to crave novelty
>>151649999>quads wasted on satanic discourseenjoy hell la
>>151646004What are the most delusional HC speculations you’ve seen this cycle so far? I’ve seen some pretty good ones>Saban to Pedo State>Elko to Pedo State>Cignetti to UCLA
>>151650013>evolutionary psychology is satan you caught me brave warrior of christ
>>151650035>he is a slave to his animalistic tendencieslmfaodo you steal and talk on speaker phone in public also
>>151650020Mike Gundy to the dive bar
>>151649999>>151650035If virtue and morality were abormal or not advantageous in a evopsych dimension we'd all be psychopaths.
>>151650020Anything related to Saban, including AD hype. Anything related to Elko. LSPoo saying they could get Freeman and their S&C coach back because “he has family in Louisiana, he wants to come home.” Pedo State saying they can get anyone who is already a contender (they can’t, the stank of being pedo state means they are forever relegated to stepping stone status and will need a G6 hire).
>>151650079Rich Rod to pedo state
>>151650104Feasible, possible. Pedo State could be a gateway back for the disgraced. Eddie O to pedo state.
>>151646596Sewanee has the best campus in America and still holds the record for the greatest season of all time. They belong back in the SEC.
>>151649859Right is some kind of gross Cuban whore phenotype, met plenty on da Poo's campus. Wouldn't want to wife, but her tits are definitely the winner here.
>>151650020Freeman to Florida. Why they think Freeman would take a clear demotion in terms of prestige and natty potential I’m not sure
>>151650130her tits are all that matters anon
>>151650073not really true. Evolution can be looked at from different perspectives. The gene itself, the individual, or the tribe. A tribe of all psychopaths might struggle to survive. Too much internal conflict and shit. But if you have a tribe filled with highly conscientious people, the psychopath genes would probably increase replication chances for the individual within the tribe.
>>151650020I’ve seen Riley to both Florida and LSU which is fucking retarded, he’s been a total bust at USC and he’s going to force them to buy him out
>>151650141The only people who think notre dame is prestigious in the 21st century are the pretend micks who flunked out of high school because they were in jail for shoplifting and wear “kiss me I’m Irish” shirts ironically and unironically
>>151650156>the type of shit people will type out to justify watching porn
How do you feel about elite super winner KC Keeler and his Temple Owls?
>>151650208win %?
>>151650220jewgle says he’s batting .712
>>151650189>believing anything from /sp/ shitpostersthat anon's dick has only ever been inside of disposable pocket pussies and those weird flarp putty toys that make funny sounds when you stick your fingers in it
>>151650255dubs for christ
>>151650220He was the guy who made Sam Houston a FCS powerhouse and kicked ass at Delaware by taking the castoffs from the big schools so it’s pretty good as a result, he bailed the minute Sam Houston promoted into FBS. Wouldn’t be shocked if he gets hired somewhere.
>>151646098Never encountered anyone with an IQ in triple digits who listens to or shares links from Josh Pate content.
>>151650267not even a christfag, I just think porn has rotted people's brains to the point that men have convinced themselves they want to be women so they can be like the women they jack off to. Or if not that, it's fucked with the minds of married men to the point that they think they need "novelty" because ABLOO BLOO I GET SEX FROM MY WIFE TOO MUCH :(
>>151650297i have never met anyone who knows any of the crb talking heads outside of like finebaum and even then they dont watch their retarded shows
>>151650308I wanna be like the 8 foot tall Amazon futanaris (pussy, no balls) I jack off to but I’ll settle on just being strongfat
>>151646004coach primate
>>151650319you want a pussy and a dick?? So you can fuck yourself??
>>151650349Nah, it’s a dominance thing. You can look but don’t touch.
>>151650297TikTok feeds me his shit for some reason and it's always him crying about the AP poll which is just dreadful and boring content. I get enough of that here. And one time he was shilling merch. I couldn't imagine the type of person who would buy a shirt promoting a football podcast.
>>151650335cheeky
>>151650364During the LSPoo copecasts, there were boomers dropping hundred dollar superchats that read like you’d expect. You’d be surprised.
Welcome to Death Valley, Jake Spavital
>>151649567>why u obsessed wif nattiesJust making fun of you for calling someone a retard for suggesting that the coach with 2x the patties in 1/2 the seasons is retarded. Have your own criteria all you want, but you stepped way too far
>>151650335Too soon
>>151650423If Meyer was such a good why couldn't he best the SEC?>you stepped way too farsybau cornball
>>151650471This was almost coherent
>ESPN Baton Rouge host Matt Moscona just now on @dirtandsprague.bsky.social re: Ed Orgeron and Oregon State: "He wants that job. He would take that job if it were offered."Please welcome Orgeron State
>>151650636Man just simply cannot say no to beaver
>>151650590>incapable of extrapolating a single missing word based on contextThis was a non-white reader test and you passed with flying colors.
Archie's brain in concussion protocol, possible ligma detected
>>151650636That moscona guy is an actual homosexual, I’ve never seen a male of the species give off so many “I live to take cock up my ass but I’m totally still a man you guys” vibes in my life
>>151650636Way better hire than the Beavs could have hoped for
why the fuck do retards gas up the women at ole miss and lsu
>>151650759nah, it was a typo, a weird acronym, a flawed premise, and a stretch to call that "cornball" all rolled into one. Comprehensive incorherence, not just one word
>>151650636I hope he goes there and fails again. He got unbelievably lucky in 2019 and that's all he's ever accomplished. Fuck that annoying fat faggot
>>151650807unironically he should just use this as an excuse to quit playing football and go directly to the staff of ESPN for dat easy money and continue to make commercials and shit. Thats what I would do. Football is a poor boys game.
