Empire Strikes Back Edition
doyers
'stros
SAMURAI SPIRIT
I hope george springer gets HBP in every game
Dodgers in 5.Seethe and cope.
He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.
this is what we've all been waiting forhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-15223015/Scientists-cure-hair-loss-mice-regrowth-20-days.html
>>151611498Ask Recker to do that.
>>151611458>>151611459I haven't watched baseball since the last jays world series. Good to know, thanks! That was bugging me.
Yamamoto > Skenes
Doyerchads, how are we feeling about Games 3-5 in LA?>GlasnowA little worried, probably the weakest of the four>OhtaniConfident. I choose to believe that he prefers and performs better in warmer weather>SnellConfident, hopefully he has lost his complacency and quits vidya the night before
Did they figure out the Cheatin Jeets?
>>151611539gayke smell is gonna get btfo again
>>151611539I put all my faith in Glass cannon to finally shine.
Doyers
>>151611539Glasnow worries me the most. He quickly crumbles under pressure. Wouldn’t be surprised if they go into the bullpen earlySnell will be back. He underestimated the jays so he spent the whole night gaming and chugging energy drinks
Gotta tip your cap to a legendary performance.The Jonas Brothers.
Kek pedoswede btfo even when the doyers win
G3: Glasnow vs ScherzerG4: Ohtani vs BieberG5: Snell vs ???This shit gonna be kino as fuck.
Game 3 will be good
>>151611616bullpen + bassit/lauer
>>151611616g5 should be a bullpen game then g6 you have savage vs yams
>>151611626That’s what ur mum said lel
>>151611616G3 should be Kershart for one final good laugh.
Suprised there are so many english speaking american flags on here seeing how it is their second language beind spanish
>>151611594>>151611539Whats the story with Snells gaming?
>>151611647We can learn more than one language you ESL jeet
>>151611647>second language beind spanishESL jeet
IS THAT... A PICTURE OF A GIRL UNDER THE AGE OF 18?! CALL THE POLICE!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO REPORT THIS PICTURE TO THE NATIONAL CENTER FOR MISSING AND EXPLOITED CHILDREN!! CALL GOOGLE! CALL THE CYBER POLICE!!!! CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
just got home, gg blow gays
>>151611490the one by chris bassitt was better.
>>151611647>Suprised>beindoh no no no no no
>>151611647Funny. I was just thinking the same thing about leafs and hindi
>>151611626Every Dodgers game is goodThey write history
>Dodgers has a wining record against former CY Young winners>has a losing record against rookie pitcherSavage is doing fine.
>>151611647>Suprised there are so many english speaking american flags on here seeing how it is their second language beind spanish
>>151611647>suprisedBon soir, Pierre!
>>151611685Game 1 wasn’t
>>151611653I just think it’s just a meme. He has eyebags and is a chinlet.
>>151611647FUCK YOU BLOODU BHENCHOD BITCH
>if they aren't mexicans, they're marked by israel
Canada isn't a real country lol
>>151611640doyers
imagine being a mexican
>>151611653He has a twitch channel and he was live the night before game 1
>>151611539I expect Roki to pitch multiple innings in relief for Glasnow.
>>151611722I'm imagining it. what now?
>>151611647Your seething is making it real hard to want you guys to win. I didn’t think anyone could be worse than the Doyerpaco newfags.
canada is getting uppity again and has forgotten that they're simply allowed to exist
>>151611531In a typical 3- or 4-game baseball series, a starting pitcher will only pitch in one game, as they are scheduled to start once every five days and need at least four days to rest. Relief pitchers may pitch in more than one game, but they typically throw fewer pitches and have shorter appearances than starters, though some relievers in a 7-game playoff series may see their performance degrade from overuse.
>Zuttkaner couldn’t get in the stickyLel
>>15161171451st soonDodgers just need to humiliate them first
>let's all stand up to cancer>anyways, here's the Jonas BrothersYEAH... WHAT'S UP NEW YOR- no... NO!!!
y'all niggas weirdos
>>151611751Kek KEK!!! Mods = Gods!!
>>151611723Do you ever see his cock?
>>151611740You weren’t in the gamethread when the leafs were crying about drumpf >>151610164
>>151611751didn't know that's even possible
>toronto is all jeets>watch the game>nearly everyone in attendance is white>watch a dodgers game>home support makes it difficult to tell wither the game is being played in america or a small central american village these are the people calling me brown on every thread
who else here jombie?
>>151611751the raped
how is it homedield advantage if the next three games are in LA?
faganada
>>151611788Toronto gets 4 games, 2 after the 3 LA games
Imagine being Canadian, having your country taken from you and handed to tens of millions of Indians over the last 10 years, and making fun of literally anyone else. Dude your country is the biggest joke on the face of this planet.
>>151611789This incels mad, lol. Rent free.
>>151611795So Toronto gets 2 games.
I honestly can't stand jeets
>>151611795that adds up to 5
>>151611772Nah that was based tho fuck Trump. Baseball. >>151611775It’s almost like buying into this retarded racial animus for everything is… retarded?
>>151611775>step outside Roger’s Centre>nearly everyone around me is IndianThey’re playing baseball not cricket
>>1516118162-3-2, my chicano friend
the picture speaks for itself
This isn’t America vs Canada anymoreThis is 4chan vs Reddit at this point
>>151611845t. 2016
>beans you>no reaction, not even a flinchice cold
>>151611653The man loves his video games
>>151611844What site or app is the screenshot from?
>entire series is just jeets and beaners in a brownoff
>>151611875real app
>>151611862Ragdoll physics
Yoshinobu Yamamoto just threw his 2nd postseason Complete Game in a row then cleaned up all the trash in the dugout before going to the clubhouse
>>151611862And here I thought watching Zach Neto get plunked over and over would never be topped
>>151611871Embarrassing
>>151611883Thank you.
>omg you don’t like the president that is so Reddit!! 4chan is le ebin republican website!!!What causes this style of mental retardation?
>>151611775false. you can easily spot a bunch of asian spectators in a dodgers home game.
>>151611862how did he get hitshouldn't he have seen that pitch coming
>>151611871kek
>>151611916Japan is the Mexico of Asia tho
>>151611889How are the Japanese so much more civilized than everyone else?
>>151611923that would be the philippines
>>151611862Please God is he hurt?
>>151611862https://youtu.be/PQJnaEZcxlU
Kevin Kikeman’s heroics are all for nothing. How much longer can the blue jeets pitching hold up?
>>151611923spiritually, yes
>>151611923I think Japan is the Germany of Asia.
honda civics are the chicken of the sea
>>151611458dryers
>>151611962I'd say a mix of germany, britain, and mexico
>>151611717imagine eating that fatass/pussy
>suprised>beind
>>151611978>and mexicohello Pvt Gomez
>>151611871>buildThese sports games DnD now? I can equip LeBron with Last Stand so even after hes downed, he can revive on cooldown?
>>151611924they're cuckscome to LA if you want to know how to really live
>>151611948you're in for some soulful kinoMad Max Monday is their last stand
>>151611978I were only shitposting ;D
>>151611978That's kinda fair. I was going to mention England, but decided against it. They both have that island nation mentality. What Mexican traits do you see in Japan, though?
>>151611987she has great legs
good game jays we went to the local place for the game today
>>151612017his eye is special, like from Naruto
would she want this hatred?
>>151611539>glasnowloss>ohtaniprobably a loss>snellwin>yamswin>game 7>kershaw>perfect game win
>>151612072>Kershaw>11 hits 8ER implosion by the third >lossSorry for typos
>>151612066east asian women are incredibly submissive, so yeah
>>151612017He won’t make it 3 innings
>>151611647BLOODY BENCHOD BITCH
>win a shaky Yesavage start, but lose the Gausman oneIt's a best of 3 from here on. It's quite an odd feeling.
>>1516121255
>>151612104ok, that's the more likely outcome but i need to dream
>Beind
>>151612150Yeah, I wanted to say first to 3 but messed it up
anyone have webbums of smith's and muncy's home runs?also does anyone have whatever this gif is that was posted in the game thread? can't find it in the archives.
>>151612066her people are some of the most bloodthirsty savages in history
>>151611717Add a cool 10-20 pounds on her and you've got yourself a 10/10
>>151612023we have chicano subculture, bad boys here love to dress like latinos, which isn't so normal in many of other countries we both like shonen shit like dbz both nations are deeply related to the us but also have twisted inferiority complex towards the us in some way
>>151611844>only 31 fpsget a better graphics card
>>151612286funny!
>>151612244nah, her body's great as is, and I'm a slampig lover
>>151612286
all the new bandwagoning blow gays "fans" legit thought this series was in the bag already kek. I feel bad for for the canucks that have been with us all season being lumped in with them.
>>151611862he did this on purpose right?
>>151612353honestly don't know. if he did, it was retarded, he ended up scoring.
>>151612348Is this your first time on /mlb/? Games are “over” the second the first run is scored.
>>151611862the message was sent
>>151612348>I feel bad for for the canucks that have been with us all season being lumped in with them.No fuck them too
>>151612353Yamamoto has too good of command for it to be an accident. He didn't come close to hitting anyone else, but he beaned Springer and then came close to hitting him again later.
>>151611616I wish it was Glasnow vs Bieber for …le reasons XD
>>151612348It's good we lost today to cull these fairweathers, they don't have the patience for an entire series
>>151612397nah, some of them have been pleasant enough to shitpost with.
>>151612289>>151612295>>151612319>>151612345I don’t get it>>151612413I don’t get this either
>>151612348My bad
It’s crazy how both games could have been decided in the first cuppa innings Yesterday the Dodgers couldn’t get to Yesavage and today the Jays couldn’t step on Yamamoto’s throat in the first / second inning
>>151612440you need better humor or ability to detect attempts at it
>>151612441That’s what ur mum said lel
>>151611862All those bandwagoners in the front seats overreacting
>>151612440Let’s just say I have my reasons xD
Yamamoto was throwing well into the zone, was the Jays' batting approach correct in trying to hit and hoping for the best instead of working the count? They didn't even get him to 100 pitches until the last inning. He wasn't stressed at all, and his control was looking better after the first few innings.
>>151612450>>151612462Explain the joke
Why are they starting Glasnow instead Ohtani in game 3?
>>151612472what do fps and graphics cards have in common
>>151612471He's just really fucking good
>>151612481I don’t know. Explain
I went to Ventura tonight to watch the game from a brewery and there was a trick or treating thing going on that all the businesses appeared to be participating in so there were lots of kiddos with their parents dressed up walking around. Anyway, the number of mothers dressed in slutty Halloween costumes in public with their children was... surprising. We used to be a proper country.
>>151612494sorry, it's very right in front of you. i'm willing to handhold to an extent but i will not spoonfeed you the answer
>>151612353no fucking way. that's crazy
Based dodgers exposing these selfish owners for not spending more moneyThey’re saving baseball
>>151612478The rotation has been Snell, Yamamoto, Glasnow and then Ohtani all postseason
>>151612499No one cares christcuckiedoo moralfaggot
>>151612502EXPLAIN THE JOKE!
>>151612499beased Ventura milfs
Doyerpacos seem to believe Glasnow is their weakest starter but who's the "weakest" on the Jays?
Glasnow is made of glass, he's going to get hurt.
>>151612510I'm not a Dodgers fan and I agree with this. I agree even though both teams are top 5 in payroll
>>151612478it's what they did in the NLCS, so i guess they want to stick to it. not sure it matters what order they go
>>151612515relax. I enjoy looking at milfs in public, though I'm old enough now that a milf to me is probably a gilf.
>>151611862>>151612353>>151612411>Japanese pitchers usually make a small gesture like "my bad" when they hit the batter>Yama doesn't move a muscle and stares at him the entire timeHe doesn't seem the vindictive type but who knows, maybe Kike convinced him to do it
>>151612524>but who's the "weakest" on the Jays?yes
>>151612547>da jooz!
>>151611889Real?
>>151612547They probably showed him 2017 astros cheating videos to hype him up. That hit looks intentional
>does nothing>loses
The boos at Dodger Stadium when Springer comes to the plate are going to be insane
Dude made a song about Yamamoto >>>/wsg/6010900
Springer is gonna get booed so hard at dodger stadium. Just remembered he was on the 2017 astros
>>151612617damn an actual banger too
>>151612478They still want him to have rest day after he pitches cause he's still ass at hitting afterwards. But Yama and Snell have been really good to justify them starting game 1 and 2 so game 3 is awkward for him.
>>151612617this is cringe af but I admit I find myself singing it on a yamamoto start day
>>151612617
>>151612593>YA ma MOTO>Yoshi nobu>*cackling japanese mathcore*pretty great
>>>/wsg/6010900>>151612617Wow this is dope as hell. Imagine if after the Dodgers win the championship he did a live performance of this and then KDOT came on stage and had a dope ass verse
KWABhttps://x.com/Morgan_C_Ross/status/1982244602087096634
>>151611862man i absolutely love Yoshi
>>151612612>>151612619Indeed. they always boo the shit out of Altuve even though by all accounts he did not participate in the banging. didn't do anything to stop it either I guess.
Would you get kicked out from a game for say yelling at Springer that he's a cheating little bitch from behind home plate?
>>151612644Pretty sure KFC is an advertiser for the blue jays network, we had a whole conversation about this during the ALCS about how he moved to Canada and setup KFC operations there. Twitterfag guy is reaching hard.
>>151612644more "look at me" behavior. you're privileged enough to have the best seats in the house, just go and watch the game.
>>151611862>Take your base, Springer-san.
>canadalitskek
>>151612671lol no. if anything it's encouraged.
I forgot to post in /mlb/ after the Dodgers won, how bad was the seething
>>151612547Jap pitchers are supposed to take their hat off after they hit the batter in Japan but they try not to do that in MLB, to adapt to the different baseball cultureAs a result, they often seem like they don't know what to do instead
>>beans you>>no reaction, not even a flinch>ice coldweeb cultists are so gay. Why did it have to be baseball
>>151612718he did good today
>>151612682Yeah, Japan is a culture built upon Honor. You would never see someone do that in Japan. The fact that it happened when Yamamoto was pitching is just classless.
>>151612705what's this about, explain
BIG DICK WILLIE
time to get drunk to celebrate :)
>>151612456They don't make "mom jokes" in Japan, the Japanese have a high degree of respect for family, especially elders.
>>151612705don't explain any further. we don't need any more weabs explaining Japanese culture here in the future based on some post they read.
>>151612740wait what? game 3 already started?!
>>151612705I found this interesting, thank you
>>151612719It made baseball based
>>151612471the manager literally explained their strategy during the gamewhy weren't you watching
>>151612478Starting two japanese pitchers back to back has NEVER went well
Yamamoto's ball moves with a seductive, passionate motion.The batters' hips and knees go limp.
gaypanfaganada
>>151612750they make great mom porn though
>>151612806don't say gay sounding things here unless you're intentionally joking
canadalits ww@
>>151612755it's not complicated or deep by any meanspitchers take their hat off when they hit a batter in NPB and it means ''sorry''
>>151612803I assume someone has never heard of the NPB. It’s the professional baseball league in Japan
>canadalitsoh kek
>>151612806www
>>151612838the game is over, you don't need the vpn to watch anymore fernando
The thing I'm still confused about is why the fuck the Jonas brothers played some shitty song. I'm quite certain 98% of the baseball fan base have no interest in the Jonas brothers who are almost 20 years past their relevancy in pop culture
Which players are blockheads / knotheads?
>>151612884it's a canadian thing, you wouldn't understand.
>>151612884Canadians think baseball needs halftime shows
not a lot of canadians posting right now
>>151612884The Ohtani effect. Everyone is trying to cash in on the japbux
yeah it's real subhuman hours fr
>>151612944I don't see ale here though
>>151612944that explain why you're here
>>151612944Oh, did you look in a mirror, all the sudden?
>>151612944Kino
I've never felt this way watching sports before guys. I care this time
>>151612873baka I watched it on Tvapp
>>151611516Blew Gays needed to win both of these home games to have a chance, it's over now
>>151613008Try gay porn
>>151611516BC Mariners fan?
>CNNI want to believe it’s real kek!Trump is rooting for the dodgers now
Y and S
>>151613030ANIME
Will Ohtani fatigue ever set in?
Nvm Fox already confirmed it toohttps://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/trump-slaps-canada-extra-10-tariff-fraudulent-reagan-advertisement-hostile-act.amp
>>151613028no I don't talk like that
https://youtu.be/l3Re2-scHUI?si=Tp-qJV7mzcD2d-o1
>>151613046For most people yeah
>>151613046Hey, judging from your flag, you should be rooting for Ohtani instead of the FUCKING leaf team
>>151613029>Kirk gets arrested by ICE before Game 3
>>151613075>trump calls ice at dodger stadium>on the jays and their fans
>>151613064I am. My brain also tells me he deserves the nonstop glazing from MLB. But past a certain point I'm feeling full of Ohtani everything everywhere all at once
>>151613103schwarber raped yamamoto
>>151613098>everything everywhere all at once
>>151612617why can't they just get their own culture?you're wearing the uniform of an american baseball team that poached your country's best players, singing in a language that is written in stolen chinese characters
I can't believe they TRIED to sabotage Yamamoto the same way they sabotage Blake Snell. Intentionally getting their batters hit to eliminate their ace.
>>151613064Dodgers fans have been bigger faggots historically but Jays fans seething about Americans is about to surpass that. I need to recalculate who to make fun of more.
>>151613110>phillthieskek
>>151613118>stolenThey didn't steal the writing system any more than you stole Buddhism from India and astronomy from the arabs, chink
>>151613121Let's just make fun of whoever loses
>>151613064Why am I supposed to dislike Canada? And why is this supposed to be a nationalist thing?
>>151613103IT'S JAPANESE!!11!1
>>151613164>gayreaeven worse than gaypan
>>151613121https://youtu.be/Eqk3oJregtUI got recommended this when looking up Ohtani highlights. It's so funny
>>151613164Am I supposed to find left uglier?
I need it...
>>151613164baseball
>>151613193Thank you based banana-man>mfw no baseball tomorrow
>>151613193He hasn’t really done anything this series. And he’s the most clutch postseason hitter on the team
>>151613164Korea is so shit compared to Japan, it's not even close. I would quickly throw out every Korean for 1 Japanese like her
>>151613193Thank you Based Banana-Man
>>151613046It set in for a lot of people as soon as he signed with the dodgers
>>151613164Left is much prettier she has more life in her eyes
>>151613172These were delusional statements at the time. It was obvious all along that Ohtani was going to the Dodgers. The only reason he didn't go to them initially was the NL not having the DH at the time.
>>151613046I dislike the apparatus that surrounds the Dodgers, the team itself and players I do not hate and will not get tired of. Although Dave Roberts is a gay bitch
>>151613172>25 min jewtube video essay thanks but no thanks
whats he looking at /mlb/?
>>151613046He's not black so no
>>151613230To be fair, Ohtani did take some merch from the Blue Jays and had a meeting with John Schneider. It's the equivalent of going to a date and buying a girl a lot of clothes and food, but instead of following up, she marries another dude.
>>151612884I didn't hate the song, but I was eating some bomb BBQ brisket and just having my first cold beer of the night. I was in a very good mood.
>>151613252SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF
>>151613276What else is he supposed to do in that situation? They gifted him things with his name on it. Japan would probably think it would be rude to just leave it all there.
>>151613251>Retarded frog Is your mind so melted that you recognize a compilation when you see it. Thought you wanted to see Bluejays seething.
>>151613308Don't*
>>151613172>Ohtani's power agent at CAA Nez Balelo leaks false news to mlb reporters to try and hurry the Dodgers along>mouth breathing lowest common denominator fans with no understanding how the rumor mill operates take this as some Watergate level scandalI cant believe the legs this bullshit has but then I remember Ohtani has attracted a whole new type of "sports" fan
>>151613276Why do baseball fans always default to cuckolding analogies when their team is slighted in FA? It's a reverse job-hunt where the player visits or talks with multiple teams
>>151613103scary
>>151613193Thank you Based Banana-man
>>151613252wow wow wee wow
>>151613331They didn't let it go after being pranked by Ohtani and friends. We Don't NEED him was chanted every time he's up to bat.
>>151613308No idc that much and YouTube does not count. Only /mlb/ determines my world view.
I know era isn't a predictive stat and I believe I read one time that the best single stat we have to predict future era is K-BB% but I wish there was a nice neat little graph or chart that showed this I don't want to do the work myself *rings bell* WINKYMaybe it was FIP not K-BB%
>>151613402that was pretty gay of them and if I was at the game I wouldn't have joined the chant because I'm a free thinker
>>151613420Free stinker more like. P.U.!!!
>>151613428no...NO
>>151613437Nigga that’s NUTZ
>>151613334Star players are symbols of their states, countries, and even racial identity. They are real life superheroes and unlike superheroes, kids can actually strive to be like them
>>151613437Dun wurry hun I think it sexy
>>151613447herp derp
>>151613420You wouldn't because you're not Canadian.
>>151613460Oh so you decide
>>151613460Listen to him he knows everything
Somebody fuck this asshole
>>151613447So much this. There is epic win to be had here
>>151613193Thank you based banana-man
>>151613523Hey Arnold was dope. Wish I had that room u know. Badass
What happened to Pages? He had a breakout season and then he becomes an almost automatic out in the playoffs.
Kike seems based tbqh
>>151613547he quit trying around the all star break
>>151613489I got something you can fuck right here pal *grabs crotch*
>>151613557He's an underrated part of the Dodgers run of success over the last decade. Everyone likes Kike. He's a glue guy and clutch in the playoffs.
I noticed at Mariners games this year at Tmobile they play an airhorn sound effect to hype up plays like in those old MLG montages. It surely isn't just them right?
>>151613602>reddit team does Reddit things
>>151613586Mmm....
that funky muncy
>>151613046>>151613253He steals... bases
Dodgers may win the World Series but their fans are literally scum of the earth, bad bad people. They’re sick….
>>151613586Gawd dis got me hot
>>151613730Just as a team the Dodgers are so evil, legit satanic vibes
>>151613669? Jays are way more popular on reddit
HOLY SHIT OHTANI LEADOFF OPPO TACOTHE DOYERS LEAD THE BLOW JAYS 1-0
>>151613758That would make them the Reddit team then?
heh...https://x.com/MLB/status/1982287086305546500/
>>151613804He looks legit evil.
>>151613784No. YOUR TEAM IS REDDITYOUR TEAM IS DOUBLE REDDIT NO TAKEBACKSIESMY TEAM = 4CHANMY TEAM = 4CHANMY TEAM = 4CHAN
>>151613832God dammit I’ve been had!!!
>>151613836Of course the court jester Passan glazes one of the Golden Boys. I’m happy he dropped any guise of neutrality. Which is it Jeff? Journalist or fanboy?
>>151613836What does koi buttsuck mean?
>kaibutsu
this is the announcing i missed, the brewers homer announcer on tbs was not so passionatehttps://x.com/MLB/status/1982263663042945427>>151613851kaibutsu means monster
>>151613858Erm, I’m pretty sure Kaiju means monster
>>151613866kaiju translates to strange beast
>>151613868Brother you don’t know the half of it
>>151613874sorry i ever doubted your jlpt n1
>>151613858Couldn’t disagree more. Cannot stand that fucking fag Joe Davis. Smoltz is just a dark cloud of depression that sounds like he doesn’t want to be thereAdam Amin and AJ should be fox’s #1Legit had to ride the mute button the entire game
>>151613878you can't tell this wasn't full of sovlhttps://youtu.be/UCAm_mb3qJM
>>151613884I think it’s less what he says and more how he says it. There’s something about the quality of his voice that bugs me. Idk what you’d call it, timbre. To me it sounds like he’s doing an impression of an announcer
>>151613895i can see where you are coming from with that angle. i think it's also partly because davis is a part time doyer homer announcer when he isn't doing his fox duties
Glasnow no-hitter coming up
>>151612884>who are almost 20 years past their relevancy in pop culturehow divorced from reality are you to actually believe this?
>>151613884This one wasn’t bad but I feel like all these guys try way too hard to make a catchphrase call “iconic.” Like when I think of Vin Scully’s iconic calls I think of the Mets winning game 6 and Hank Aaron’s 715 or even the Gibson home run and it’s not trite and forced the way everyone does it now it just sounded natural. t. old.
>>151613902To be clear I don’t think he’s biased or whatever. I mean in that video you posted it’s night and day between him and vin
>>151613910yes, very much true
>>1516139052008 was 17 years ago anon
>>151613164>chinese girl is face of korea
>>151613913they released a top 10 album two months ago
Scherzer is gonna wreck your poverty franchise
>>151613924I thought they were retired until earlier tonight
Late night Panamanian strategic trvth nvke!!!
>>151613924why do you know that?
>>151613925He's washed, luckily it's Glasnow bump day
>>151613823it's supposed to look like the poster for ju-on the grudge
Two Panamas? At this time of night? At this point in the season? Localized entirely within the /mlb/ general?
>>151613836Well he can't fuckin hit can he?
>>151613985no, but what does that matter?
Here somes the melty
>>151613908I still miss him so much
>>151613878AJ sounds mentally retarded when he's on mic, I hate him
>>151614005Based AJ Pier Zyn Ski?
>>151614005He’s less polished but they’re a better team, they actually talk to one another about strategy and nuance during the game, they don’t just rattle off pointless historical facts and statistics in between every god damn pitch
>>151613972I just had too many beers after the game please understand
>>151613972yeah what about it
This is incane
>>151614023>>151614026Honestly? I’m terrified.
why didn't they show this on the live broadcast?
>>151614037They did, I saw it
>>151614033How new are you
>>151614033Newfag alert
this is terrifying me, honestly
This is psychotic
>>151614051Based oldhead vet reading the room
>>151614037Vladdy was just delivering the meal from Kikuchi's sushi restaurant reservation
If we're doing pony play tonight I want to be the purple one
Drunk blue jays Panama is comfy The other? I’m guessing Yankees cause he isn’t butchering the English language.
>>151614089there was a red sox panama who was the fucking worst but haven't seen them in a while
>>151614095That’s the seething venezolANOThere’s also an OG one who allegedly had a pager business but I think he was an American or had a vpn
>>151614095Yea that is the third one who can’t type to save his life
>>151614077that was very considerate of him
>>151614095he ragequit, probably went back to discord or something
>>151614080No one say it
Feels like the series is riding on Glasnow being able to keep his cool and not being a headcase in Game 3.
three days grace should've performed instead of the jonas brothers
everything to make the game faster just to shove in more pointless shit in the middle
We need more based halftimeshow
>>151614218It physically made me angry that they tried to shoehorn in that halftime show style nonsense. The stand up to cancer thing is not new and has been a meme for years now so idgaf about that, but the Jonas brothers?
>>151614187Game 3 will probably be a shoot out, neither Scherzer nor Glasnow will last long.
no jap pitcher = no win, sorry dodgers that's just how it goes
>>151614282sasaki will win tomorrow
The girl that was interviewing the Brewers manager when he had the pancake in his pocket got so wet when he offered her a bite, you can just tell. She was so in to it
Listen, fellas. It wasn't for us.My soft & sensible wife loved watching baseball with me because she got to see an epic Jonas Brothers halftime show instead of some crusty ol' 7th-inning stretch. More women watching is the real winner fellas and that's a good thing.
It's why Giardia DeLaurentia hangs her tits out or whatever u see
Unless U like Jonas too, nun wrong, u know, just means your gay, and a girl.
>>151614326I am a girl tho
>>151614326I am a gay girl tho
I’m also a girl
>>151613164That's a bad picture of Hashikan, she's genuinely one of the most beautiful women on earth. She's also 100% natty and mogs the everliving shit out of Wonyoung who's half plastic at this point. I'd pick Irene or Seolhyun to bat for Korea.
>>151614394*glances @ flag*Ah... hm. Yes, that tracks. Stay the course.
>>151614402Why does she need to wear colored contacts
WeeabooWeeaboo (Canada)
Fuck this guy
>>151614438unironically natty, nips can have light brown eyes
Kiss this guy
>>151614402Nmph
>>151614326I'm that wheely midget from the Shriner's commercials
This is sly kotex
ggs Jays,see you in LA
Mother fucker
>>151614589
Curt Shilling was pretty good but he was never quite as valuable as Curt Pounds Sterling
Cunt Pounder on the mound
>>151614832
Curt "spend all my career earnings on developing an elder scrolls ripoff and the company goes bankrupt" Schilling.
>>151614901Kek he brought on Todd McFarlane to help design it too. I never knew any of this.
yams on the hill
>>151614901>>151614976Yall ever play it, it was kind of fun, just a generic RPG w/ some fun gimmicks. I didn't finish it
>>151615005I see it on sale here and there but I just cant do it
>>151615005No I didn’t it sold 1.3M copies though, but they were spending so much money they needed 2M sales just to break even lmao
>>151615020>>151615090*pulls chin, dick; muses*Above average. It was above average. The graphics were pretty for the time. Bright w/ contrast, vibrant. A few memorable locations.The loot system was diablo, which is fun.And that's really right abt the fuck it. Fetch quests Ga-LORE, dumbazz bushii all the whole else. It was pretty thou. For the time.
Zuttkaner eternally BTFO kek
>>151615111THQ Nordic released a ps4 version in 2020. That's the one I'm tempted to buy. But I don't like those style games.
>>151615133Watching a playthru would get you a better experience than actually playing it if I'm being honezzt(possible)
>>151615129barking doq lost his leash
>>151615145No doubt he was seething while scrolling through that stickyMODS=GODS
>>151615178I might be retarded for asking but how did they ban him from just that thread? He shits up the entire board from different IPs every day.
>>151615277the power of baybaw
>>151615277Baybaw dun had enuff
>>151615277NTA but I was in that gamethread while having a stream window openWhat I noticed was..1. There was a janny in there. Any offtopic, specifically politics related posts, were immediately deleted2. He didn’t post at all. His posts are easy to recognize because it’s the same lazy racebait. Either he was gone the entire evening or the mods finally clamped down on his vpn service. 4chan went down a bit earlier in the day.Only time will tell.
>>151615298>>151615314>>151615332Kek. What a stupid asshole.
me on the left kek2
>>151615420Y and S
>>151615486Is Jiro from the Nightmares of Assrape documentary?
scorer recorded this as a single kek
>>151615675Poor Freddie.
>>151615675Yea that will prob be changed by the official scorers if it hasn’t been already. Clearly should have been an out.
>both teams got their ego checkedkek
>>151611672>those handsmale
>>151611672>CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!kek zoomerfags could never
>>151615934Bluejays used dirty tactics against Snell. Imagine if Ohtani pitched instead of the shitty bullpen that lead to the sweep by this minor league skill player
Morning everybody.
>>151616208>Dick PoleKek
Based /mlb/ will never ban the tush puss
>Hoswer, DickIt’s damn near bigger’n mine!
>>151616208trevor on the grid!
umps werent even trying to hide it that they were giving the shitdgers the game
I turned my TV off after the 7th. I just cant watch the Doyers win
So if you're allowed to just throw the ball as hard as you want at the batter, why doesn't it happen more often? If I was a pitcher I'd be throwing my fastest balls directly at either the face or the dominant arm of the good hitters to take them out of the game. Just hammer balls into Shohei or Vladdy's arm until he can't bat for the rest of the series.
Why doesn't Yamamoto pitch every game?I've heard he might not pitch until game 5-6, why?
>>151617000Have you seen what a pitchers arm looks like when the tendon goes and they need to get Tommy John? Check meatspin.com it’s crazy what it looks like when it happens.
>>151617118My browser defaults to that page
>>151616964>he hasnt read the unwritten rules
2-3-2 format gives the away team the advantage
>>151617312If true, big.
>>151617312Dodgers cheated: Mickey Mouse status approved, pending LA victory.
>>151617242kek
>>151613164
>>151617446
I'm gay
>>151617446Braves FreddieSoulHis wife 100% influenced his move to LGay.
>>151617533Chop on, brutha!
>>151611862japs don’t have feelings or remorse or empathy or compassion or passion or joy or love
>>151613836just remember that EVERY team could have signed him like the dodgers did, even though the mets offered him the exact same contract and he went to the dodgers anyway
>>151617403Doyers really love mickey mouse rings
>>151617705kiss it ese
>>151614402you know way too much about this shit man you have to get a life. this is not manly behavior
Banned from the sticky kek… KEK!!
it's up!
>>151619061gives something for rich timmies to play without having to worry about getting suplexed by melanated kings twice their size
>>151619061cover for day-drinking and paying royalties to Neil Diamond
>>151617312If you ignore momentum or whatever, it doesn’t really change anything. No matter what order, the team with the better record can clinch by winning 0 road games and the team with the worse record has to win 1 to clinch. From a raw home away standpoint, the order of the games doesn’t matter.
>>151615675If it touched his glove it should be an error
Was Yamamoto to Dodgers for 300m+ a good deal after all?
>>151619561part of his decision was that he wanted to play for a small market underdog team instead of the big market mets
I summon… Ohtani schizo!!!
>>151619784Erm… pro or anti?
what sloppa should I go get for breaky?
KWAB
>>151619561>$25M/Year for 12 years Looks that way now but ask me again in 2035
>>151620065SEC on a Portuguese roll, crispy hash brown, salt, pepper, hot sauce
Imagine having to pitch against this guy. Zaniest shit I have ever seen.
>>151620663What is it Chinese bananaball? Just drill him in the face.
>>151620663you can't do that in mlb
>>151620663how do you not bean this guy?
>>151620663Pitcher should bean that guy for being a clown.
>>151620960>>151621037Thanks for the free base, oldheads.
/nu/>>151621189>>151621189>>151621189
498
>>151620663kek straight out of looney tunes
500
>>151620947Show me the rule that says you can't switch during an at bat
