>>151621189doyers
>>151621130shut up, numale bitch
>>151621189andy cohen is yiddish for LUCKY DUCK
Freebasin’ wit da old heads
We have to go back
>>151621570No we don't. Fuck off Redditor.
>>151621602degenerate
>>151621602Ohtanisan im sorry…
>>151621602
>>151621602What's up Ippei
>>151621650busybody pussy
>>151621602RC fucks ya!
>>151621602Ok chumpo, enjoy working into your 80s
>>151621745enjoy killing yourself
>>151621781I will
>>151621781>not even old enough to post on this website>already addicted to sports gamblinggrim
>>151621189>>151621410has anyone ever laughed at this?
sports betting is absolute faggotry. I'm here purely out of love for the game.
>Glasnow vs Scherzer game 3>Ohtani vs Beiber game 4Don't know how I feel about Monday
>>151621972>oh no other people are placing bets with their own money!>this affects me somehow and needs to be stopped!You're like an ugly nagging woman
I love science, reddit, attaining passive income with a hedged sports gambling method and the seattle freakin' 'ners
Haha Seattle, what a shit city.
the best part about sports betting is that if you develop a productive strategy you get banned kek
>>151622291Casinos too. People say the bookies always win, in reality they'll just always find some bullshit reason to ban the people who outsmart them.
>>151622396you wish you were alejandro kirk
>>151622459Because 99.9% of the people that claim they just outsmarted the casino/sportsbook are actually cheating. These companies are insanely rich and hire the best of the best to ensure they are protected from whatever strategy you can possibly think of.
i wish i was short and fat
zuttkaner fantasizing about black cock again?
>>151622559>not including Portugal
>>151622604Either need insider info or an inside man with the sportsbook. There is no strategy to outsmart the sportsbooks to the point where you win so much you get banned. Even the guys who are good enough to be professional sports bettors are only going to win 54% of the time.
>>151622604https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZvXWVztJoYthis video isn't an answer to your question but you might find it interesting regardless
>>151622582Tell that to Dana White, who got banned from all casinos in Vegas for winning too much.
if you bet on baseball you deserve to lose everything
is there a good non arcade baseball vidya? I want to learn the rules so I can watch without feeling like a complete brainlet
>>151622767>Dana WhiteIt might be a surprise to you, but a guy who has made his fortune as a fight promoter is going to exaggerate his claims. He isn't banned from casinos. He isn't even banned from playing at the casinos. He just isn't allowed to play with the amounts he wants to bet because blackjack is his game of choice and that's a game that if you are rich enough you can get a better advantage than other casino games.
>>151622085my favorite players are being banned for life, even from leagues outside of mlb, because mlb advertised gambling 24/7 and they finally gave inso it does affect me
yoooooo The Weeknd did his own limited edition XO Blue Jays gear... only problem is $175 beaver buckaroos.
>>151623064Sports betting isn't affecting you. Your favorite players being retards that break the terms of their employment is affecting you. MLB advertises alcohol, but the players aren't allowed to play drunk either.
>tfw you will never compete in the World Series against your asian chad boyfriendWhy even live?
srsly tho why these two always giving each other lovey dovey eyes? Arent their wives watching in the audience.
>>151623052What about Stu Ungar?
>>151623293why weren't you in the sticky last night
>>151623508i wasn't online
>alejahmed couldn't get in the stickykek what a zutted faggot
white canadians are here to remind you of your place as dirty mexicans anyway so there's little utility in keeping you angry as they'll do it for me
>>151622962start with power pros
>STOP BULLYING MEzvtt?
bmam love is the future>>151623624bro is the one that's literally $1 on Nintendo Switch any good?
you can try and mitigate the damage of being reminded you're brown mongrel rapebabies by projecting your browness and assuming i'm brown like you but you KNOW those Canadian flags are superior White Anglos (jeets categorically do not watch baseball as they have jeetball)
members only
>if I post a blue eyed wojak they'll think I'm white o algokek zuttkaner is still trying to cop white peepo points
just woke up from a nightmare that yoshinobu yamamoto raped my team. thank god it was just a dream
>>151623876fuck you im brown and canadian. although I am west Indian brown not those jeets who crash trucks every other day.https://youtu.be/uCPeIBulq9I?si=o3Kw0dwiyM3dAGev
>The Jonas Brothers iced Guasman! >Ok, but he proceeded to retire the side in order>Yea, but... uh... well...KEK, maybe stick to pitching 5.2 innings
Are the Jonas brothers white?
>>151624099not Nick. He is an honorary brown boy
>>151624144if NAV had performed instead of them the jays would have won. handily
>>151624244true say. Rexdale Jesus could have saved us.
i signed up for mastercard this morning
>>151622074Based Roberts giving Ohtani all the spotlight not having to compete with MNF
>sweden
the unbiased truth is Canada has tons of brown people, but none of them are Mexican (besides Capt Kirk who is on a legal work visa contributing to a Canadian organization) and its still majority white. Also Canadian brown people have jobs and pay taxes unlike the hoardes of undocumented doyerpacos who simply drain the American tax payer.
>>151624571good goy
>>151622516>alejandro kirkeither some cuck married a mexican and let her name the kid, or some white woman sold out completely. I don't know which one is worse
>>151625683the simpler explanation is that a mexican stole a white man's name as if it were his job.
>>151625190this
The only Canadian I like
imagine the boost to india's economy if they imported indian workers
>>151625683Both of his parents are mexican too
EAGLES UP 21-10AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH BROWNS
which white Jonas Brothers have yellow skin?
>>151625995simply means it didn't happened on his generation
KEK BASEBALL DODGED NFL SUNDAY
>>151626165kek they are flying to LA now. next break would be when they come back to Toronto for Game 6 in the 6ix.
>>151626229don't reply to alejahmed zuttkaner
>>151626249ok bro fill me in on who the fuck this zuttkaner guy is. I am new and mainly here as a postseason tourist. I am not a hardcore Jayschad, just a casual viewer when theyre good (2015-2017 was fun).
>>151626544just some muslim discord tranny that spends every day on /int/
Bow to your nip king
>>151626021but the browns are playing the patriots
>>151626637kek is the translator there too
>>151622074Dave Roberts is a coward for not putting Kershaw in for Game 3 against Scherzer. He's probably betting on getting that storybook moment where he has Kershaw close out the series and it's going to bite him in the ass when his team doesn't deliver.
>>151626639Hamilton & Leclerc need to do the needful an send Norris to the wall.
party reckies in the house tonight
this is/mlb/
>>151627732literally me
>>151626637Who's idea was this?
>>151627997baal
>>151627997ancient Japanese bushido ritual where the trainee ninja would bow before the master of the ninja clan.
Doggies don't give up
good afternoon to everyone except doyerpacos
>>151623064>picked the wrong /boy/
>>151624062Kek based third gen Canadian
hopefully the dodgers don't do much COCAINE before tomorrow
>>151628578kys
"Leave the fraud jays to me"
>>151629584based
>>151628578keep your spirit
>>151629584cringe
>>151628578based>>151629536cringe
>>151629584>>151628578>>151629975>>151630035>>151630037cringe
>>151628578>>151629584>>151629975>>151630035>>151630037based
I have NO idea what is based or cringe anymore...
>>151621189The doyers loss at Toronto was calculated. This way they can win the remaining 3 games at home for full mental damage.doyers are harmful to this sport, they need to be dealt witht. been rooting for padres my entire life (I was born in 2024)
>>151630423this guy gets itt.doyers lifelong since 2014
>>151630423kek
>>151627904who the fuck is michael richards?his name is Kramer
>"Leave the Fraudgers to me."
>>151630286based>>151630163cringe
>>151630616just like in august!
>beans you
>>151628578stupid retard dog
>>151630163based>>151630286cringe
>>151630616Mad Max is going to crush these nip loving weebs
>>151630888based>>151631053cringe
>>151631035holy based
>>151631035holy cringe
>>151630961No Kershaw to save you tomm night.
>>151630616. >my arm is le dead>go out there buehler, destroy your arm
>>151631318
>>151628578throw it in a woodchipper
>>151630967Not so easy avoiding those bean balls when you don't know what's coming eh Georgie?
hrrk...urg
Fuck George SpringerFuck Dead Arm ScherzerFuck DrakeFuck Justin BieberFuck Shawn Mendes
>>151628578Would be funny if this dog got hit by a truck
>>151631749I'll take people who stole your girl for $600
Jays need to start cheating again
>>151631735>hrrk...urgt.urg
that funky muncy
>>151631749based
anything pro-doyers is cringe
>>151632729sybau
>>151631749kek seethe bitch
>>151626639Following F1 is a form of spiritual findom, all this basking in other peoples' wealth. No self-respecting man of any color would be watching.
>kaitsubu
fuck my ass
Ngh...Mfh~
>>151632729so true kek
>>151632968kek toids do be saying this
I'm gay
>>151633079go braves!
The Gay Gods have taken control of the thread...
>>151633079Dodgers fan btw
yankee fans have been seething on my xitter all day long that Hal didn't offer Yams more money than the dodgers. kek, they definitely would have been screaming that he wasn't deserving of the pinstripes last year.
gonna be awesome when the Jays cook up Dodger-Ball Z tomorrow
>>151633226>The Gay Gods have taken control of the thread...It's not gay if it's Recker.
kek imagine being brown
>>151621189>cusb playerI thought this gay Jew was a gaybird fan
laugh at canada
>>151633676"anime was a mistake"
>>151632402Ok now that’s cringe
>>151629584>"The Mets are too big for me. I need to be out of the spotlight, on a small market scrappy underdog team."what did he mean by that
OP is a faggot
>>151634371I'm a girl tho
>>151621189recker kills gays and their families. may God bless him.
Jannies told me that zuttkaner cried when they wouldn’t let him post in the sticky lmao
>>151634980kek what a zutted faggot
>>151632402reminds me of that Reggie Jackson clip where he tells the reporter he has the people eating out the palm of his hand after he talks about religion and shit kek
mlb needs to void all japanese player contracts and establish a draft system for them