>>151621189doyers
>>151621130shut up, numale bitch
>>151621189andy cohen is yiddish for LUCKY DUCK
Freebasin’ wit da old heads
We have to go back
>>151621570No we don't. Fuck off Redditor.
>>151621602degenerate
>>151621602Ohtanisan im sorry…
>>151621602
>>151621602What's up Ippei
>>151621650busybody pussy
>>151621602RC fucks ya!
>>151621602Ok chumpo, enjoy working into your 80s
>>151621745enjoy killing yourself
>>151621781I will
>>151621781>not even old enough to post on this website>already addicted to sports gamblinggrim
>>151621189>>151621410has anyone ever laughed at this?
sports betting is absolute faggotry. I'm here purely out of love for the game.
>Glasnow vs Scherzer game 3>Ohtani vs Beiber game 4Don't know how I feel about Monday
>>151621972>oh no other people are placing bets with their own money!>this affects me somehow and needs to be stopped!You're like an ugly nagging woman
I love science, reddit, attaining passive income with a hedged sports gambling method and the seattle freakin' 'ners
Haha Seattle, what a shit city.
the best part about sports betting is that if you develop a productive strategy you get banned kek
>>151622291Casinos too. People say the bookies always win, in reality they'll just always find some bullshit reason to ban the people who outsmart them.
>>151622396you wish you were alejandro kirk
>>151622459Because 99.9% of the people that claim they just outsmarted the casino/sportsbook are actually cheating. These companies are insanely rich and hire the best of the best to ensure they are protected from whatever strategy you can possibly think of.
i wish i was short and fat
zuttkaner fantasizing about black cock again?
>>151622559>not including Portugal
>>151622604Either need insider info or an inside man with the sportsbook. There is no strategy to outsmart the sportsbooks to the point where you win so much you get banned. Even the guys who are good enough to be professional sports bettors are only going to win 54% of the time.
>>151622604https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZvXWVztJoYthis video isn't an answer to your question but you might find it interesting regardless
>>151622582Tell that to Dana White, who got banned from all casinos in Vegas for winning too much.
if you bet on baseball you deserve to lose everything
is there a good non arcade baseball vidya? I want to learn the rules so I can watch without feeling like a complete brainlet
>>151622767>Dana WhiteIt might be a surprise to you, but a guy who has made his fortune as a fight promoter is going to exaggerate his claims. He isn't banned from casinos. He isn't even banned from playing at the casinos. He just isn't allowed to play with the amounts he wants to bet because blackjack is his game of choice and that's a game that if you are rich enough you can get a better advantage than other casino games.
>>151622085my favorite players are being banned for life, even from leagues outside of mlb, because mlb advertised gambling 24/7 and they finally gave inso it does affect me
yoooooo The Weeknd did his own limited edition XO Blue Jays gear... only problem is $175 beaver buckaroos.
>>151623064Sports betting isn't affecting you. Your favorite players being retards that break the terms of their employment is affecting you. MLB advertises alcohol, but the players aren't allowed to play drunk either.
>tfw you will never compete in the World Series against your asian chad boyfriendWhy even live?
srsly tho why these two always giving each other lovey dovey eyes? Arent their wives watching in the audience.
>>151623052What about Stu Ungar?
>>151623293why weren't you in the sticky last night
>>151623508i wasn't online
>alejahmed couldn't get in the stickykek what a zutted faggot
white canadians are here to remind you of your place as dirty mexicans anyway so there's little utility in keeping you angry as they'll do it for me
>>151622962start with power pros
>STOP BULLYING MEzvtt?
bmam love is the future>>151623624bro is the one that's literally $1 on Nintendo Switch any good?
you can try and mitigate the damage of being reminded you're brown mongrel rapebabies by projecting your browness and assuming i'm brown like you but you KNOW those Canadian flags are superior White Anglos (jeets categorically do not watch baseball as they have jeetball)
members only
>if I post a blue eyed wojak they'll think I'm white o algokek zuttkaner is still trying to cop white peepo points
just woke up from a nightmare that yoshinobu yamamoto raped my team. thank god it was just a dream
>>151623876fuck you im brown and canadian. although I am west Indian brown not those jeets who crash trucks every other day.https://youtu.be/uCPeIBulq9I?si=o3Kw0dwiyM3dAGev
>The Jonas Brothers iced Guasman! >Ok, but he proceeded to retire the side in order>Yea, but... uh... well...KEK, maybe stick to pitching 5.2 innings
Are the Jonas brothers white?
>>151624099not Nick. He is an honorary brown boy
>>151624144if NAV had performed instead of them the jays would have won. handily
>>151624244true say. Rexdale Jesus could have saved us.
i signed up for mastercard this morning
>>151622074Based Roberts giving Ohtani all the spotlight not having to compete with MNF
>sweden
the unbiased truth is Canada has tons of brown people, but none of them are Mexican (besides Capt Kirk who is on a legal work visa contributing to a Canadian organization) and its still majority white. Also Canadian brown people have jobs and pay taxes unlike the hoardes of undocumented doyerpacos who simply drain the American tax payer.
>>151624571good goy
>>151622516>alejandro kirkeither some cuck married a mexican and let her name the kid, or some white woman sold out completely. I don't know which one is worse
>>151625683the simpler explanation is that a mexican stole a white man's name as if it were his job.
>>151625190this
The only Canadian I like
imagine the boost to india's economy if they imported indian workers
>>151625683Both of his parents are mexican too
EAGLES UP 21-10AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH BROWNS
which white Jonas Brothers have yellow skin?
>>151625995simply means it didn't happened on his generation
KEK BASEBALL DODGED NFL SUNDAY
>>151626165kek they are flying to LA now. next break would be when they come back to Toronto for Game 6 in the 6ix.
>>151626229don't reply to alejahmed zuttkaner
>>151626249ok bro fill me in on who the fuck this zuttkaner guy is. I am new and mainly here as a postseason tourist. I am not a hardcore Jayschad, just a casual viewer when theyre good (2015-2017 was fun).
>>151626544just some muslim discord tranny that spends every day on /int/
Bow to your nip king
>>151626021but the browns are playing the patriots
>>151626637kek is the translator there too
>>151622074Dave Roberts is a coward for not putting Kershaw in for Game 3 against Scherzer. He's probably betting on getting that storybook moment where he has Kershaw close out the series and it's going to bite him in the ass when his team doesn't deliver.
>>151626639Hamilton & Leclerc need to do the needful an send Norris to the wall.
party reckies in the house tonight
this is/mlb/
>>151627732literally me
>>151626637Who's idea was this?
>>151627997baal
>>151627997ancient Japanese bushido ritual where the trainee ninja would bow before the master of the ninja clan.
Doggies don't give up
good afternoon to everyone except doyerpacos
>>151623064>picked the wrong /boy/
>>151624062Kek based third gen Canadian
hopefully the dodgers don't do much COCAINE before tomorrow
>>151628578kys
"Leave the fraud jays to me"
>>151629584based
>>151628578keep your spirit
>>151629584cringe
>>151628578based>>151629536cringe
>>151629584>>151628578>>151629975>>151630035>>151630037cringe
>>151628578>>151629584>>151629975>>151630035>>151630037based
I have NO idea what is based or cringe anymore...
>>151621189The doyers loss at Toronto was calculated. This way they can win the remaining 3 games at home for full mental damage.doyers are harmful to this sport, they need to be dealt witht. been rooting for padres my entire life (I was born in 2024)
>>151630423this guy gets itt.doyers lifelong since 2014
>>151630423kek
>>151627904who the fuck is michael richards?his name is Kramer
>"Leave the Fraudgers to me."
>>151630286based>>151630163cringe
>>151630616just like in august!
>beans you
>>151628578stupid retard dog
>>151630163based>>151630286cringe
>>151630616Mad Max is going to crush these nip loving weebs
>>151630888based>>151631053cringe
>>151631035holy based
>>151631035holy cringe
>>151630961No Kershaw to save you tomm night.
>>151630616. >my arm is le dead>go out there buehler, destroy your arm
>>151631318
>>151628578throw it in a woodchipper
>>151630967Not so easy avoiding those bean balls when you don't know what's coming eh Georgie?
hrrk...urg
Fuck George SpringerFuck Dead Arm ScherzerFuck DrakeFuck Justin BieberFuck Shawn Mendes
>>151628578Would be funny if this dog got hit by a truck
>>151631749I'll take people who stole your girl for $600
Jays need to start cheating again
>>151631735>hrrk...urgt.urg
that funky muncy
>>151631749based
anything pro-doyers is cringe
>>151632729sybau
>>151631749kek seethe bitch
>>151626639Following F1 is a form of spiritual findom, all this basking in other peoples' wealth. No self-respecting man of any color would be watching.
>kaitsubu
fuck my ass
Ngh...Mfh~
>>151632729so true kek
>>151632968kek toids do be saying this
I'm gay
>>151633079go braves!
The Gay Gods have taken control of the thread...
>>151633079Dodgers fan btw
yankee fans have been seething on my xitter all day long that Hal didn't offer Yams more money than the dodgers. kek, they definitely would have been screaming that he wasn't deserving of the pinstripes last year.
gonna be awesome when the Jays cook up Dodger-Ball Z tomorrow
>>151633226>The Gay Gods have taken control of the thread...It's not gay if it's Recker.
kek imagine being brown
>>151621189>cusb playerI thought this gay Jew was a gaybird fan
laugh at canada
>>151633676"anime was a mistake"
>>151632402Ok now that’s cringe
>>151629584>"The Mets are too big for me. I need to be out of the spotlight, on a small market scrappy underdog team."what did he mean by that
OP is a faggot
>>151634371I'm a girl tho
>>151621189recker kills gays and their families. may God bless him.
Jannies told me that zuttkaner cried when they wouldn’t let him post in the sticky lmao
>>151634980kek what a zutted faggot
>>151632402reminds me of that Reggie Jackson clip where he tells the reporter he has the people eating out the palm of his hand after he talks about religion and shit kek
mlb needs to void all japanese player contracts and establish a draft system for them
Who are your favorite two-way players?
>>151635572nolan "cowboy ohtani" mclean
>>151624983Love that look of confusion and the forced waves
mets jets nets
>>151635572>Who are your favorite two-way players?you mean bi-sexual? that doesnt narrow it down enough
Alert! Recker on MLB Network now (with Abby Labar).
>>151635984What's a recker?
wouldn't mind having a look at her Abby Labiar iykwim haha
I need to be bent over and filled up
>>151635572>>151635783is this why Vlad and Shohei seem to have some homobromantic energy here >>151623790>>151623574>>151623362>>151623328Shohei is a generational two way player (bifag) and all Dominicans are obsessed with ass more than pussy, and are thus all gay once you get enough mamajuana in them.Maybe Shohei needs a new boyfriend since his last one stole all his money.
>>151621410Let’s go Pens Tate
>>151636424>Let’s go Pens TatePen S. Tate or something.
>>151636240LFGM
Jannies told me the zuttkaner offered to let them ride him if they let him post just one soijak in the sticky yesterday. What do you think he meant by that?
Penn's Taint
>>151636680That’s Bullshit but I believe it
don't know why but i really wanna hear kevin harlan call a soccer game
>it’s called a splitta Tone, and you gotta be Japanese to throw it
>>151632402Godwilling amen
>>151636773Christafah I don't care what the hell he's throwin'. I just need this little jap to keep throwin' em so I win this bet.
Consistent AB's
MLB knew to step aside for NFL Sunday today. They know that not even the World Series can compete with that.
Zuttydoo got ridden hard by jannies kek
>>151636653I think it's from something he read in the hadith
>>151637023kek was he exhausted?
The Owl is now tied at 1-1. Who do you think will win?
>>151637236Jays in 5
>>151637236ohtani gets busted for gambling. the dodgers are forced to forfeit the series, including game two. jays in 4.
>>151637236My Jays :)
>>151636980too bad it will go extinct since parents aren't letting their children play such a dangerous game
>>151637690>buys brand new diamond grill and matching earrings >immediately loses income source this guy is gonna be homeless in 5 years tops
We are over 2/5ths of the way to nu...tho.
Babar
>>151637881no it's pronounced "gay-ball"
>>151638936based
Test baseball
yo /mlb/im going to Chicago in Mayif I wanna see the home team win, should I go see MIN@CWS or DET@CWS.
>>151639026cubs
>>151639026Going to rape field and not wrigley?
>>151639045the only cubs match in the span is HOU@CHC
>>151639026cubgers genny
>>151639113that's a much better game than the two you were looking at
>>151638936Yamamoto is my king.
>>151639280
>>151637690That just removes more responsible middle class backgrounds from the player pool, leaving more of the desperately poor and wild types which would probably create even more of a spectacle to further drive viewership demand which hasn't slowed down in the slightest.
>>151632456Fucking based beyond belief
LETS GO BLUE JAYS
>>151639767this but unironically
why thread ded?
>>151640683No baybaw
>>151640683I needed a day off from baseball
>>151640683all the fairweather dodger fans left
>>151640683The calm before the storm
Dojaasu
>>151640683it's still Football day in America, come back tomorrow.
>>151640683all the fairweather blue jay fans are busy returning the new hats they bought
if the mets or padres got to face the dodgers, we wouldn't be in this situation
>>151641650no one cares mestcel
>>151641650Asian mannerisms piss me off sometimes, my gf is a doctorate student and will act like a 6 year old
Metscelbros…
>>151641650Mets didn't make the playoffs and the Poodres lost to the fuckin cusb
>>151642454We just didn't care because it's another mickey mouse season
>>151641752Fucking disgusting. That this actually happened is sickening
We were watching the game, and he turned to me and said but one word...
>>151642502Bullshit you sook
>>151642586you should probably kill yourself about it
>>151642454>Mets didn't make the playoffsby one game, and they lost a game where this was called safe
>>151642219No need to publicly mention your bedroom kinks in /mlb/, be civil, guy.
>>151642641they lost a bunch of other ones too lol
>>151642641Ok anon. If the Mets had won 84 games instead of 83 they'd totes be World Series Champions. Your feelings are valid and the whole world is against you
>>151639026Do DET@CWS
Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.
>>151641752Ya know one of them Jay's has this as his walk up song.
>>151642906Cane's
for me it's two double cheeseburgers no pickles, medium fries, and a large diet coke extra ice
>>151626637This is why Dodgers will win. They are a respecting Japanese team. Blue Jays are not. They are Korean and will lose.
Orioles got their guy
>>151642936>your own live
>>151639113If it were me that's the game I would go to but it's your own life, ultimately you are the one that's going to have to live with your decision
Cheatin Jeets
>>151642967Thanx. Fixed.
>>151642586gakt
>>151643022>Thanx. Fixed.You are welcome.
Decoy poster can suck my balls
>>151637690Nah a lot of poor black kids will play for the money.
>>151641752why are the mest like this?
>>151640683ded series
>>151640683threads are usually dead late on sundays, even when the NFL season isn't going.
>>151621683kek saved
>>151641650both teams would've gotten raped as bad as the resd
>>151643550>as bad as the resdso...better than the phillies and the brewers?
>>151643598>doyers averaged 9 runs and a team ops over 1.000>doyers had 2 8th inning collapses and the games were still blowouts
>>151643663uh huh. and how many runs did philly and mke score?
>Blackie Robinson and Harrison Ford helped desegregate the league>Nips are banding together, flocking to Los Angeles because of gooktaniWhen will it end?When
>>151643684run differential
>>151643767...how many runs did philly and mke score?
>>151643809how many runs did the resd give up? How long did their ace last?
Why are they like this?
>>151643809not that anon but you do understand that scoring a lot of runs doesn't make a game close, right? This is pretty basic stuffHere's an extreme example. Which game is closer, 2-1 or 10-5
>>151643850not sure what that has to do with the brewers and phillies scoring jack shit for runs
>>151643910>not sure what that has to do with the brewers and phillies scoring jack shit for runsBecause preventing runs is part of baseball and you're claiming that the Reds series against the Dodgers was closer than the Phillies
>>151643976>closer thannot the same thing as more competitive
Mets should have beaten the resd or the marlels one more time if they wanted to play manfredcard post season baseball and I say that as an unironic Mets lifelong. Their defense and pitching was atrociously mid this season for a team meant to contend.
>>151643985philly won a game tho, resd didn't
>>151644178kek!
>>151644444check em
>>151644240>off by one… hundred and sixty
vgh
>>151644444Let’s see what we have here
>>151642631Spotted the fudge packer
>>151644724you should probably kill yourself about it
>>151644724Gaysconsin kek
sigh
Blue Jays NEEDED to win the first two games. Dodgers are not losing at home.
The ground is going to be shaking from how loud the boos are tomorrow when Springer takes his first AB.
>>151645000will joe have the balls to explain the booing?
>>151645000I doubt most dodger fans even know who he is at this point
>>151645000BANG BANG BANG BANG
>>151645110You’ll find out tomorrow when the entire stadium boos him
>>151640683Football was on, and no baseball today. Just came back from nfl >>151643328Because most baseball games start early in the day on sundays
>>151645161Dodger stadium is a shit atmosphere it sounds like a library
>>151645184what does that even mean?
>>151645191nta but I think "sounds like a library" is an idiom to mean that the stadium is quiet
I don't think Springer knows what's coming for him....
Doyerpacos kek>ey ese wtf is a liberry holmes?? is that the new jarritos flavor?
a stadium full of Asian tourists, Hollywood pedophiles and influencers half-booing springer because they heard a couple pacos in the bleachers start it.
>>151645184it's the stadium where you're most likely to witness a murder
the only stadium in the league that will be hosting a ballgame :)
ay mang sorry I'm late for work my alarm clock was like a library
>>151645000Dodger fans still seethe about Springer? Talk about rent free
also rans absolutely malding kek
brown
>>151644938we lost the first two at home to seattle
>>151645000Are they gonna plunk him again?
DO IT FOR HIM
>>151645333It is not just doyers fans. Anyone involved with the 2017 Asterisks need to be banned from MLB for life. Kill yourself.
>>151645368I had this dream...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Fi46BFAF0
Why don't Doyerpacos boo mookie betts?
>>151645311Your face is red, like a strawbrary!
>>151645372>It is not just doyers fansSure thing, little paco.
>>151645276kwab
>>151645368why would they win for gotye
brown lol
real coping hours
poodrepacos kek
>>151645468>pooston is inevitab-ACK!
I'd like to congratulate Mariner fans for the most successful season they've ever had
>>151645403sneed
