Ride the lightning edition
>>151629752Went to bump the last one but it was already gone
>>151630260Based
its a shame tonga didn't show up yesterdaythird best atmosphere after origin and the GFwonder how it performed in viewership numbers
>>151640458I didn’t watch it
I can't believe they plaYed the game even though one whole team did not show up
AI lad is in the news again
>Popular NRL presenter Tiffany SalmondSHE'S NOT EVEN AN NRL PRESENTER THE FUCKING BITCH NEEDS TO STOP PISSING ALL OVER THE SPORT I LOVE
>only october>literally 40 fucking degrees right nowThis is not okay
Do you lads believe in climate change? I think it does but it’s being used as a reason for alternative motives
Climate Change real Climate Change (((policies))) bullshit Example >hey 26mil australia you have to be net zero in 20 years >hey 2billion india & china could you guys maybe think about being net zero in the next 50 years
So is the photo of Chapman in yr gold bikini the faked one she was complaining about? The whole time I thought that was a real image she posted, and someone used that pic to generate her topless etc.
>anons are surprised its hot before and after a thunderstormkek. go outside more
but mum the wifi is bad outside of the house
Thunderstorms form when hot, humid air near the surface becomes unstable and begins rising rapidly. Before the storm, the environment remains very warm and oppressive because the rain-cooled downdrafts have not yet arrived to provide relief, there is little wind mixing, and the air can even warm slightly by compression ahead of the gust front. Once the storm arrives, heavy rain and downdrafts usually cool the surface quickly through evaporation. However, after the storm passes and sunlight returns, the wet ground and high moisture content create a sauna-like environment. Humidity spikes as puddles and surfaces evaporate water back into the air, and sinking air behind the storm can also compress and warm. The result is that it often feels extremely hot and sticky both before a thunderstorm and again shortly after it, even if the actual air temperature has not increased significantly.
>>151645599believe the climate changesbut warmer weather is unironically better for the world, life thrives as the world heats up
Fun Fact The same actor that plays a priest in the AMITYville horror also plays the mayor of AMITY in jaws
hope you checked in on your tongan friends this morning, anon
Wasn't Tiff in the thread (posting screenshots on twitter) baiting those AI posts? Now that she's fading out of the spotlight she's publicly crying about the whole thing and making /nrl/ look bad?Anon got baited and outsmarted.
Does it really make us look bad? We haven't been named, only we know where those post screenshots come from, your average Joe doesn't recognise Yotsuba or whatever the fuck.And besides that, it's just one cunt in here.
No tiff, you didn't do any of that, and you aren't Le master baiter XD lmao
>>151629752why wasn't this match played in either sanga or tomoa
I actually do not know a single Tongan, but know at least a dozen Samoans
>>151646214they're all the fucken same, those coconut islandese
I know one Chinese samoan from my computer science degree
i remember on my first day of a uni semester i met this really cool samoan guy and we got along really well, then he never came back to that class
Fijians will always be my favourite Islanders. Tongans are fuckwits and Samoans are a mixed bag
my man really prioritised the meat retrieval
>>151646396I cant see any penis
>>151646214Tony Rocky Horror?
>>151646451neither, was sure it would be visible when i saw it live
>>151646451>>151646502BBC is the biggest lie ever told.
i don't think the B stands for Bolynesian
my Samoan mate has a massive cock but ive heard they often have small willys
yep a friend of mine works at a gaol and says islanders are all packing micros, a loose woman i know tells me the same
>>151646573>my Samoan mate has a massive cockHow big is massive?
>>151646586bigger than minemines the standard candle for decent
>>151646604How big is that in cm/inches? Need to know if I'm getting mogged in this story.
>>151645743that only happens in QLD m8
>>151646739Heat and humidity spikes before and after thunderstorms are not unique to Queensland. The same atmospheric processes happen across most of Australia whenever warm, moist air drives storm formation. New South Wales, the NT, northern WA, and coastal regions of Victoria and South Australia all experience the same oppressive build-up before storms and the steamy conditions once the rain clears. Queensland feels it more often because of its climate, although the mechanism is universal across the continent wherever thunderstorms form.
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>>151646066she cute
The heat yesterday was notable not just because of the extremeness of the heat or the the earliness of the season but also because of how dry it was. Walking around in 40 degree heat while not being drenched in sweat is so rare here.
3 team player swap imminentDavid Fifita to SouthsDavvy Moale to ManlyNathan Brown to the Tigers
When. Is DCE going to announce which team he is playing for.
he's 100% going to the Bronco retirement home so he can kick a couple young talents out and sit on the side for half the season with injury
>>151657574It's crazy right? Season's been long over and Pre-season is going to start soon
Would you watch Ruggy 360?
I'll wait for the Rugby One X tbqh
I haven't even seen the first 359
For me it's Rugby Switch
Tyrone Munro has been stood down by the NRL
>>151658599this would be a good destination for DCE
DCE kind of reminds me of Cam Smith in 2020. Except it kind of makes sense to just quite quit rather than officially retired., but everyone thinks DCE is playing on
>>151663642>>151663770The female josh “blakfulla” curran >has to have a abo flag tattoo >has to wear abo flag clothes Just so shes “definitely not” a white skin blue eyed devil lmao
>>151663980why did you post a selfie you fat ugly cunt?
HONOURABLE GAIJIN!THIS SUNDAY I, THE TORRES STRAIT SAMURAI, SHALL PUT PERFIDIOUS ENGLAND TO THE SWORD!
>>151663376This Alfred E Neuman looking bitch didn't sing the anthem, not interested
>>151663866Who is this?
>>151665668>Alfred E Neuman looking bitchKek
>>151664052Seething + she’s not going to fuck you lil bro
>>151663980>>151664040hmm
kek /afl/ reportsperg blowie incel exposed
Adam Reynolds book just came out lads. I'll listen to it because I can't read
CALIPPO
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PPP
>>151671141Lindsay Smith genuinely would not make a lot of starting teams in the NRL but because he plays for the Panthers he's somehow convinced people he's some rep tier front rower
Name 10 better starting front rowers, who are also eligible for Australia (even if they choose not to play for Australia).
they post the peem but not when its on :( why is it always such a secret
Tino Fa’asuamaleauiMitchell BarnettLindsay CollinsPatrick CarriganKeon KoloamatangiPayne HaasSpencer LeniuTerrell MayMo FotuaikaJ'Maine HopgoodJacob SaifitiDaniel SaifitiJai ArrowCorey HorsburghJosh PapaliiJosh CurranMax KingJosh KingMark Nicholls
According to nrl.com stats Lindsay Smith doesn't rank in the top 50 players in Running metres or Post Contact metres. But he is 33rd in Offloads and 6th in Tackles
>she listed locks and obvious piss takesLOL
>>151671141The English team?
bump
When was the last time two blokes named Lindsay were selected for Australia and they won?
>>15167303410mins b4 kick off
Thought Lindsey Smith was Lindsey Collins
id call dibbs on her haha
Official
>>151684182i recognise that hand pose
>>151684178holy
>>151684178EZ PZ
Souths still have a weak front row rotation that they probably can't address till 2027 now. It's even worse now that they're going to release Moale. Starting Arrow and Keon will be fine but if they start getting injuries again and they'll have to rely on an injury prone Junior Tatola, Shaun Keppie and some rookies
Parra and Brisbane BOTH announce Pezet
Remember the last time Broncos bought an "up and coming" storm half
the lovely jetaya faifua
>>151685278Aww what did she do to her arm?
>>151685282Slipped over, lack of safety footwear
>>151685278hnnngh
>>151684178>Big Game Latrell>Big Game Fifitapowerhouse
1. Gray2. Johnston3. Wighton4. Mitchell5. Graham6. Walker7. Humphreys/Sullivan/Ward8. Arrow9. Mamouzelous/Garlick10. Koloamatangi11. Fifita12. Duncan13. Murray14. Smith15. Tatola16. Hubner17. Aitken
why have you omitted Tyrone Munro
He is stood down as of now.
>>151685741>when you see Nicho Hynes is wearing a white ribbon
hey im from your bigger brother general alf and i was just remembering the Tiffany Salmond scenario. wow she was fit.
>>151685927update: 6 days ago she spoke about the deepfakes posted here. whoever did that is so pathetic and such a loser. we dont do that to women
>You're going on a morning walk and suddenly encounter infamous bicycle gang Jillaroos MC, and they demand your clothes and walletHow do you survive?
>>151685927we're all in /cric/ m8
>just signed a new sleeve sponsor>and got a new jersey that pays tribute to the afl history of our city>where the fuck are the sleeves?>no worries, everyone will wear sponsor armbandsconversation from melbourne storm hq, probably
>>151685278
Don't like that Adam didn't narrate his audio book himself
he's busy with kids and his missus ice addiction :(
when's the footy on?
Reynolds wife has a Cocaine addiction. She is not some common ice addict.
