>>151629752
Went to bump the last one but it was already gone

>>151630260
Based

its a shame tonga didn't show up yesterday
third best atmosphere after origin and the GF
wonder how it performed in viewership numbers

>>151640458
I didn’t watch it

I can't believe they plaYed the game even though one whole team did not show up

AI lad is in the news again

>Popular NRL presenter Tiffany Salmond
SHE'S NOT EVEN AN NRL PRESENTER THE FUCKING BITCH NEEDS TO STOP PISSING ALL OVER THE SPORT I LOVE

>only october
>literally 40 fucking degrees right now
This is not okay

Do you lads believe in climate change? I think it does but it’s being used as a reason for alternative motives

Climate Change real
Climate Change (((policies))) bullshit

Example
>hey 26mil australia you have to be net zero in 20 years
>hey 2billion india & china could you guys maybe think about being net zero in the next 50 years

So is the photo of Chapman in yr gold bikini the faked one she was complaining about? The whole time I thought that was a real image she posted, and someone used that pic to generate her topless etc.

>anons are surprised its hot before and after a thunderstorm
kek. go outside more

but mum the wifi is bad outside of the house

Thunderstorms form when hot, humid air near the surface becomes unstable and begins rising rapidly. Before the storm, the environment remains very warm and oppressive because the rain-cooled downdrafts have not yet arrived to provide relief, there is little wind mixing, and the air can even warm slightly by compression ahead of the gust front. Once the storm arrives, heavy rain and downdrafts usually cool the surface quickly through evaporation. However, after the storm passes and sunlight returns, the wet ground and high moisture content create a sauna-like environment. Humidity spikes as puddles and surfaces evaporate water back into the air, and sinking air behind the storm can also compress and warm. The result is that it often feels extremely hot and sticky both before a thunderstorm and again shortly after it, even if the actual air temperature has not increased significantly.

>>151645599
believe the climate changes
but warmer weather is unironically better for the world, life thrives as the world heats up

Fun Fact

The same actor that plays a priest in the AMITYville horror also plays the mayor of AMITY in jaws

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hope you checked in on your tongan friends this morning, anon

Wasn't Tiff in the thread (posting screenshots on twitter) baiting those AI posts? Now that she's fading out of the spotlight she's publicly crying about the whole thing and making /nrl/ look bad?
Anon got baited and outsmarted.

Does it really make us look bad? We haven't been named, only we know where those post screenshots come from, your average Joe doesn't recognise Yotsuba or whatever the fuck.
And besides that, it's just one cunt in here.

No tiff, you didn't do any of that, and you aren't Le master baiter XD lmao

>>151629752
why wasn't this match played in either sanga or tomoa

I actually do not know a single Tongan, but know at least a dozen Samoans

>>151646214
they're all the fucken same, those coconut islandese

I know one Chinese samoan from my computer science degree

i remember on my first day of a uni semester i met this really cool samoan guy and we got along really well, then he never came back to that class

Fijians will always be my favourite Islanders. Tongans are fuckwits and Samoans are a mixed bag

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my man really prioritised the meat retrieval

>>151646396
I cant see any penis

>>151646214
Tony Rocky Horror?

>>151646451
neither, was sure it would be visible when i saw it live

>>151646451
>>151646502
BBC is the biggest lie ever told.

i don't think the B stands for Bolynesian

my Samoan mate has a massive cock but ive heard they often have small willys

yep a friend of mine works at a gaol and says islanders are all packing micros, a loose woman i know tells me the same

>>151646573
>my Samoan mate has a massive cock
How big is massive?

>>151646586
bigger than mine
mines the standard candle for decent

>>151646604
How big is that in cm/inches? Need to know if I'm getting mogged in this story.

>>151645743
that only happens in QLD m8

>>151646739
Heat and humidity spikes before and after thunderstorms are not unique to Queensland. The same atmospheric processes happen across most of Australia whenever warm, moist air drives storm formation. New South Wales, the NT, northern WA, and coastal regions of Victoria and South Australia all experience the same oppressive build-up before storms and the steamy conditions once the rain clears. Queensland feels it more often because of its climate, although the mechanism is universal across the continent wherever thunderstorms form.

Based whistling ad

>>151646066
she cute

The heat yesterday was notable not just because of the extremeness of the heat or the the earliness of the season but also because of how dry it was. Walking around in 40 degree heat while not being drenched in sweat is so rare here.

3 team player swap imminent
David Fifita to Souths
Davvy Moale to Manly
Nathan Brown to the Tigers

When. Is DCE going to announce which team he is playing for.

he's 100% going to the Bronco retirement home so he can kick a couple young talents out and sit on the side for half the season with injury

>>151657574
It's crazy right? Season's been long over and Pre-season is going to start soon

Would you watch Ruggy 360?

I'll wait for the Rugby One X tbqh

I haven't even seen the first 359

For me it's Rugby Switch

Tyrone Munro has been stood down by the NRL

>>151658599
this would be a good destination for DCE

DCE kind of reminds me of Cam Smith in 2020. Except it kind of makes sense to just quite quit rather than officially retired., but everyone thinks DCE is playing on

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>>151663642
>>151663770
The female josh “blakfulla” curran
>has to have a abo flag tattoo
>has to wear abo flag clothes
Just so shes “definitely not” a white skin blue eyed devil lmao

>>151663980
why did you post a selfie you fat ugly cunt?

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HONOURABLE GAIJIN!

THIS SUNDAY I, THE TORRES STRAIT SAMURAI, SHALL PUT PERFIDIOUS ENGLAND TO THE SWORD!

>>151663376
This Alfred E Neuman looking bitch didn't sing the anthem, not interested

>>151663866
Who is this?

>>151665668
>Alfred E Neuman looking bitch
Kek

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>>151664052
Seething + she’s not going to fuck you lil bro

>>151663980
>>151664040

hmm

kek /afl/ reportsperg blowie incel exposed

Adam Reynolds book just came out lads. I'll listen to it because I can't read

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CALIPPO

https://www.instagram.com/p/DQWNVPJEfkN/?img_index=2&igsh=MXF4Zmd4bnprcXhyZw==

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giwtwm

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PPP

>>151671141
Lindsay Smith genuinely would not make a lot of starting teams in the NRL but because he plays for the Panthers he's somehow convinced people he's some rep tier front rower

Name 10 better starting front rowers, who are also eligible for Australia (even if they choose not to play for Australia).

they post the peem but not when its on :( why is it always such a secret

Tino Fa’asuamaleaui
Mitchell Barnett
Lindsay Collins
Patrick Carrigan
Keon Koloamatangi
Payne Haas
Spencer Leniu
Terrell May
Mo Fotuaika
J'Maine Hopgood
Jacob Saifiti
Daniel Saifiti
Jai Arrow
Corey Horsburgh
Josh Papalii
Josh Curran
Max King
Josh King
Mark Nicholls

According to nrl.com stats Lindsay Smith doesn't rank in the top 50 players in Running metres or Post Contact metres. But he is 33rd in Offloads and 6th in Tackles

>she listed locks and obvious piss takes
LOL

>>151671141
The English team?

bump

When was the last time two blokes named Lindsay were selected for Australia and they won?

>>151673034
10mins b4 kick off

Thought Lindsey Smith was Lindsey Collins

id call dibbs on her haha

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Official

>>151684182
i recognise that hand pose

>>151684178
holy

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>>151684178
EZ PZ

Souths still have a weak front row rotation that they probably can't address till 2027 now. It's even worse now that they're going to release Moale. Starting Arrow and Keon will be fine but if they start getting injuries again and they'll have to rely on an injury prone Junior Tatola, Shaun Keppie and some rookies

Parra and Brisbane BOTH announce Pezet

Remember the last time Broncos bought an "up and coming" storm half

>>151685278
Aww what did she do to her arm?

>>151685278
hnnngh

>>151684178
>Big Game Latrell
>Big Game Fifita
powerhouse

1. Gray
2. Johnston
3. Wighton
4. Mitchell
5. Graham
6. Walker
7. Humphreys/Sullivan/Ward
8. Arrow
9. Mamouzelous/Garlick
10. Koloamatangi
11. Fifita
12. Duncan
13. Murray
14. Smith
15. Tatola
16. Hubner
17. Aitken

why have you omitted Tyrone Munro

He is stood down as of now.

>>151685741
>when you see Nicho Hynes is wearing a white ribbon

hey im from your bigger brother general alf and i was just remembering the Tiffany Salmond scenario. wow she was fit.

>>151685927
update: 6 days ago she spoke about the deepfakes posted here. whoever did that is so pathetic and such a loser. we dont do that to women

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>You're going on a morning walk and suddenly encounter infamous bicycle gang Jillaroos MC, and they demand your clothes and wallet
How do you survive?

>>151685927
we're all in /cric/ m8

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>just signed a new sleeve sponsor
>and got a new jersey that pays tribute to the afl history of our city
>where the fuck are the sleeves?
>no worries, everyone will wear sponsor armbands
conversation from melbourne storm hq, probably

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>>151685278

Don't like that Adam didn't narrate his audio book himself

he's busy with kids and his missus ice addiction :(

when's the footy on?

Reynolds wife has a Cocaine addiction. She is not some common ice addict.

>Ryan Papenhuyzen has been granted a release from the final year of his contract and will depart Storm with immediate effect

Fucking hell

Liesssss!!!

damn off to the super league for him

Tino is off to the Storm then

I prefer Pappi to Edwards

If Teagan Berry married Daly Cherry-Evans and she starred in the newly released HBO prequel series of IT it would be called It: Welcome to Derry starring Teagan Berry Cherry-Evans

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he better hurry up

>>151699893
PACCED

>STRANGER THINGS MAXIBON Review

Red hard top coating no real strong flavour coming through
Cookie & Cream ice cream again is very weak in actual flavour
Very Dark brown biscuit end the best part of this maxibon has a arrnots choc ripple taste
>5/10

>>151680372
Those teeth a xeno like

1. Faalogo
2. Coates
3. Howarth
4. Meaney
5. Warbrick
6. Munster
7. Hughes
8. Utoikamanu
9. Grant
10. King
11. Blore
12. Katoa
13. Loiero
14. Wishart
15. Lisati
16. MacDonald
17. Vaalepu

BAN PAPENHUSUN

paps knows his ankle only has one more clean snap left in it before his careers over

Did you know Papenhuyzen likes to brawl?

No? But Stephen May

DCE has signed with the Storm.

>>151694221
So many things wrong with this club. I've been saying this since the covid years, but I'm reaching the end of my tether supporting this club.

The club needs to have a fucking image change and fuck off all the old nonsense about our winning history, our club heritage, and whatever fucking nonsense the Old Boys love to jerk themselves off to. When I think of the club nowadays I visualise some pisshead old wanker in some dusty bar prattling on about the glory days and how back in his day the Storm were the best.

We haven't won shit in 20 years, and the club itself has failed to capitalise on opportunity after opportunity to generate sustained success like the Panthers, Broncos, and Roosters, which given our advantages is where we should really be at. We are literally like the Eels and the Tigers at this point and settling for mediocrity.

The culture problems are systemic and will not change until there is a modernisation of the club which forces it to look introspectively at why we keep regressing, taking one step forward and 2 back. Ultimately, we can wax lyrical, but I'm sick of watching arrogance exhude from every pore of the organisation especially as a lot of our hardest workers have been lured away to success at other clubs. It is seriously a marker of how low this club as been brought when we let a generational talent go, his value is almost as much as Warbrick abd the fact we didn't see that and are now being punished for it is excruciating.

Its excruciatingly tedious watching the same problems occur year after year. We have been bailed out by inividual success, but in the Storms DNA you can just see that recruitment prioritises athletes over competitors. That ruthlessness that those who want to win show is only brought by a few of the team, and if we can't get that then we at least need players who are not net negatives in the confidence and execution of general play, especially players like NAS, Warbrick, Pezet, Wishart, etc. We need more vets like Munster and Grant who don't quit.

>>151702318
>We haven't won shit in 20 years

You won in 2020 and before that 2017. Storm are doing fine, just had the bad luck of every other club existing at the same time as the Cleary Panthers.

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>>151702318
>>151702330

*Luia Panthers

I hired some peasant tradie to do a menial task that was below me, and when we were squaring finances at the end, he asked if I'd like to give a tip; to which I said
>Yeah, get a real job
and closed the door on that cuckolds face kek

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>>151702752

>>151702318
>>151702330
This is a copy pasts from a BroncGODs customer right?

>>>/tv/215581874

>>151703490
holy booba

Who won the footy lads

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/ourgirl/ looks positivley flourishing

>go to bunnings
>drive up trade ramp
>all these hiviz tradie cucks in utes and trailers look at me like i dont belong
>walk around fingering wood like i know the fucking difference lmao
>walk to opposite side of store to garden centre
>buy a single 10mm pot plant and walk back to trade till
>chick on trade till and all the tradie wifes in passenger seats in awe of my confident masculinity
>tradies seething and refuse to make eye contact
>trade ramp 10 deep
>drive out with my plant giggling

>>151713148
/nrl/ is a Blue Jays general

>>151713198
this

>/nrl/ talking baseball
Unexpected desu

>seeing roaming packs of kids out wandering
Hate the americanisation of australia so much lads

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>>151713796

>>151713801
While the sentiment is correct, this still isn't based just because the guy obviously took the pic of his own door and uploaded it himself which is gay

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>>151713796

>nooo not hsgfs walking around in skimpy outfits nooo

*clips you across the back of the head* shape up mate

>>151713801
I don't like swearing when it's visible to children :(

Yeah it needs to be audible.

Walsh has not lost a single game since drinking from the toilet bowl

>>151713198
wow didn't realise /nrl/ was based

>>151713801
I left a little bucket full of lollies outside for the kids the take anyway

>>151715205
to* take

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>>151715205
please say candy if you're going to participate in an american tradition

I left a bucket full of colorful candy just by the sidewalk. It was so hot I had to cover my car's windshield

based thank you