SERIE A MATCHDAY 8>Friday, Oct 24, 202520:45 AC Milan 2 - 2 Pisa>Saturday, Oct 25, 202515:00 Parma 0 - 0 Como15:00 Udinese 3 - 2 Lecce18:00 Napoli 3-1 Inter20:45 Cremonese 1-1 Atalanta>Sunday, Oct 26, 202512:30 Torino 2-1 FC Genoa15:00 Hellas Verona FC 2-2 Cagliari15:00 US Sassuolo 0-1 AS Roma18:00 Fiorentina 2-2 Bologna20:45 S.S. Lazio 1-0 Juventus (ongoing)Reminder to drink water, take your vitamins and stay ravioli-pilled.
Neger
negru
the new mactominay!
>>151631469>take your vitaminsI take my vitamins from cow liver and fruit, not some bullshit (((supplements))) btwalso juve literal relegation tier this year by the btw way
Half-time.
Juve are playing so bad I need to look at boobies and butts to cheer up.
*pivot tables (You)*
>>151631775>Juve are playing
>>151631784Manuel VLookatellues
nihao
>>151631869
You are not a wolf, and this is a land of wolves now
>subbing on an injured YildizTudor is dead lol
Were you a pokemon guy or a digimon guy?
>>151631869Better version.
>>151632084>Tudor is dead lolwtf based whoever killed him
Lazio 0.29 - Expected goals (xG) - 0.62 Juventus
xKellyAssist
>>151632114
jesus
>ZingaroMo this guy is an actual striker
lmao
DANGEROUS strike by Locatelli! Wow!
Have catbox or streamable not been introduced in Somaliden?
>>151631797kek
David needs the Edgewood Farm treatment ASAP
Locatelli was trying to farm stats but accidentally elbowed that mong kek
THATS A FUCKING RED
How can juve be so fucking bad at buying players
David needs the Emmett Till treatment ASAP
locatelli should have 3 yellows already
>not even an elbowLocatelli is just THAT much of a cuck
>>151632333Pretty sure Catbox is run by an autistic Swede.And 4chan often see those links as spam.files [DOT] catbox [DOT] moe [SLASH] hlvs9o [DOT] mp4
No it's not, let him play so Tudor won't have red cards to shift the blame
where is milik
Vlahovic is literally a Shyamalan character yet he's the best player in our squad lol
is this the power of Igor?
>random fights and spergingsThat's Tudor swansong, sayonara
>we're losing to these guysCan they change the name at least because this ain't Juventus
He's not even subbing out the grug players on yellow
spicy game
>>151632758He's totally lost it, never in my life I've seen such a clueless coach lmao
>David>Zingaro>Chico flopping for no reason
>>151632810Would the players getting subbed in even try? No one's trying lmfao, I've seen this many times
diving little manlet
*gets a penalty that saves him because the Lazzie players are just too retarded*
ref pls help
>>151632835>no reasonfoot gets stepped on but still lole
should have been a yellow for the daniele verde regen
Bro's... how do I get a Lazio gf?
>no VAR reviewIt's... a step-on-footWhatEven Naziali are calling it a robbery
>concede a goal extremely early>slurp semen the rest of the matchTudor is playing 5D chess
>>151632917Yeah I just saw, I thought he did one of his usual moves lol
>small step on foot>jump with both feet >fall to ground ????
>>151632919Tell her you'd suck Mussolini's cock
100% Tudor is going to blame the missing pen and NATO for destroying Yugayslavia
How will Rocchi justify not going to VAR review there?
why are the hunchbacks so vicious
Oh my fucking God dude what is this
I don't think these two are going to score tonight.
isaksen fouled 5 times today.
This is just so funny LMAO, when games get so delirious you JUST KNOW the coach is about to get sacked
This is how I find out Koopmeiners is playing btwwell, *was
Mistakes were made but nobody is to blame or something
What the fuck are these subs lmao
He subbed on Kostic so that we wouldn't get Openda closer to the obligation. Maybe he's the biggest gobbo on the planet after all
openda sighting
With CE Carroi – Pas de la Casa ending in a goalless draw in the Andorran Primera Divisió this afternoon, the Eredivisie is now the only one of the 54 European top-flight leagues without a 0-0 result this season.
>>151633061>This is just so funny LMAOMo how is it funny to have an eternal cycle of the team being dogshit
>>151633183I've learnt to embrace it
>>151633206I haven't, when will this crap end
pellegrini was smart from sarri. fresh legs against conceicao
Has Adzic been relegated to cleaning up /seriea/ threads?
>>151633206same but its getting a bit difficult with cringe players i absolutely despisehow the fuck have they managed to buy/loan my top 3 most hated dumb negru strikers lmao
20 more minutes
GOLAZO DILDIZOLAZO
Kalulu made a successfull cross before Joao Mariathon did
what a pass. shameful not to score that
McKennie is just jogging
Just hold on 20 more minutes Laziale bros
>>151633434he will run if you flash a siren
>>151633486how fast will he run when you put two big yellow arches behind the goal?
Kostic crosses in 2025-26
>Openda coming INLads, ready your WebM Makers. It's showtime.
Openda? I'm more of an Anthropic guy
nice droblys
refs a bit blind
I don't know what formation we're playing atm
Android: poorfagiOS: richfags
I don't know who is supposed to score and how
hehebullied
At least Tumor will get sacked I guess
Who's Tudor going to blame for this loss
i dont understand rubes attacking plan. in open play i dont see one.
>>151633822We're gonna equalize and he will stay until Christmas lol
>>151633830Is there anything you actually understand? Not that I don't agree with you about these tictocs but still
>>151633828The penor not given on ConceicaoThe ref will also get relegated to Serie B, but it wasn't anyone's fault btw :)
>>151633867besides set plays i dont see much.
>Joao MariathonWhat is he supposed to do
>>151633830give ball to technical wizards like kalunegru and muttuidi and watch their individual brilliance solve the game
openda just dives
I don't make fun of the handicapped which is why I'm avoiding Openda shitposting
Openda is so shit
Openda is so bad, I'm not even going to bother to make a folder for him
Kalunegru lmao
>>151634112fucking retard with 0 awarenessi dont think ive ever seen a defender this stupisd
>>151633858He's gonna get sacked, I just hope he shits on the players one last time like Motta
Name one Jj player that isn't neurodivergent
I'm honestly staying tuned for the post-match interviews desu
>>151634151>i dont think ive ever seen a defender this stupisdYou're about to get shocked by whoever we're loaning this winter
What if we get high next time we watch Jj?
what a block
>>151634228fugg>>151634298doesnt help
a little bit off wee with pedro sliding in like that
Tudor OUT and Bonucci IN, you're not ready for this
Not even a stroopwafel can cheer me up during this horror show
How many minutes until the Comunicato Ufficiale?
and breathe
We did it bros
Mo >we wait for the sacking
nice job lazio
>>151634433You promised you would spam some stuff if Basic scored.
Juve-Borussia 4-4 Verona-Juve 1-1 Juve-Atalanta 1-1 Villarreal-Juve 2-2 Juve-Milan 0-0 Como-Juve 2-0 Real Madrid-Juve 1-0 Lazio-Juve 1-0
I think this is the worst Jj I've seen ever
Zero goals in three games now? Four?
>>151634433>deflected goal and fucking nothing against the worst jj whos playing ultra garbagelol
kek what a robbery ferrari
Good thing I fell asleep after fapping
>>151634601Kek coward just like the average nazi
>>151634514It's honestly like the same as Allekre right before the sacking two seasons ago and Motta before the sacking last season
If you celebrate winning against a team that starts Kalulu as RWB... I have terrible medical news to share with you
miss me yet juventini?
Bearman bros we did it :)
>>151634710NERO COME NOI o/
Ok Google, what was the content of this speech?
>>151634825"I didn't drive all this way to watch a bunch of shitters..."
>>151634710BLACKED
Live dimissions tonight?Also post Elkann's location and status
>8 winless matches in a row>4 goalless matchesI'd be surprised if he stays desu
>>151634825Hard to level up for Cumbiaso since he's unironically like a Serie C-tier player
Golazo Dildiz
>>151634919He's going to stay, for the very least, until the next int break. Which hopefully is tomorrow ahah
The games before the int break
>>151634983No way, I can see Brambilla getting promoted for two matches but it's gone too far for him to stay.
>>151634514Well you must be a zoomer but yeah it's close
The power of Igo-ACKMotranny was even better than this fraudRubentini in shambles
Wait, how do you lose against Nazio?
>3 points gained on Juve AND new Koné AI sloppa
Lazio 1 : 0 Juventus>xG: 0.72 - 1.44>xThreat: 0.69 - 1.99
Why is Panama so obsessed with Mertudor
two doors two passions:set plays and draws.
Colera gave isaksen another lung
The longest Jj winless streak is 13 matches, can Tudor beat that
>>151635203I’m just quoting rubentini itt bro wdym
>>151635390????
i think only gonde could get something out of this squadrone
>>151635467???
>>151635585I don't think anybody has ever rated him itt
Dancing with Tears in My Eyes, but it's about Tudor's "tictocs" causing them
>>151634710I think that might be the lad who has been spotted wearing a paolo negro shirt
>4 - #Juventus haven’t scored in 4 consecutive matches in all competitions for the first time since the period between February and March 1991 under Luigi Maifredi. Blocked.
>>151635082through the power of willpower,friendship and a david assisted deflection
>>151635633Nice bait
>At the moment, there are no direct contacts with other coaches, a sign that up until now Juventus has not seriously considered the hypothesis of dismissing Igor Tudor and has not taken any steps in that direction.A competent club always has a Plan-B-list in case things go south... ffs
>>151636134Makes sense, gotta make this a record breaking season one way or another
>>151636134Oh come on that's impossible even for a retarded board such as >ours.
Think we can do 6 games without a goal.
Sleep tight /seriea/ (except Tudor and the Jj directors)
Tudor isn't the (main) problem, the shitalian players bar Di Gregorio and Rugani are.
>>151636309che schifo dio cane
>>151636419Qui non si bestemmia comunista bastardo
>>151634672Motta got sacked because of too many ties. Lmao we wish we had him now
>>151636523Motta got sacked because the whole locker room stood against him, see the Empoli match. Tudor is still the coach and will be for at least another 4-6 matches because the club can't afford to pay 3 different coaches. Palladino or the likes would be just another risky bet that would get eaten alive by the locker room "leaders", Spalletti would be the best option but he's too expensive and would ask for a multi-year contract.
>>151636309>itoddler
>>151636613Who's your Xiaomi holding up, Zhao?
Mo the iPhone 13 mini (alpine green) isn't the best phone ever made
>>151636668Sorry that's the iPhone 17 (base model)
Never leave Gila
>>151636683Not until they release a non-feminine shade of green
>>151636707I'm color blind so it doesn't make any difference to me
tfw kone would main yugo in bloody roar
Remember that Gila>BremerGoodnight
>>151636727Remind me to never play WipeOut Omega Collection with you
you can Pay a Phone for pay by card in installments richshit is buying really expensive cars and luxury brands not a fucking phone like a mark
how come lazio, filled with elite players, has 1 less point than grisi jjust?
What did he mean by this
>>151635060I am yeahI can imagine how bad it's gotten though lol
>>151636134M-might be good, means nothing is leaking from either side
>>151636811Or maybe, just maybe, I want a phone that can last me for 5+ years without massively slowing down 2 years in, that gets updated frequently, that has a good UI experience and isn't full of bloatware and that most importantly offers a solid overall package between performance, camera, weight and usability.
/seriea/ zeitgeist
>Tudor in press conference: “Take a step back and resign? No, steps are only taken forward, my friend”I might need some time off the internet
Rolling for the Tudor replacement
>>151637250Why is a bbilan coach included there?
>>151636831injuries and silly little mistakes
>>151637269Idk, but Gnostic is there too for the party of animal lovers, vegans and treehuggers!Needless to say this is related to calcio
>>151637396For me, it's Both D. D. (Dick)
>>151637422Kojimbo pls
>>151637167how do we escape the "retard at the helm, talentless hacks on the fields" curse, juvebros
>>151637925more dumb negrus
TTUUUUUUUDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Ferrero manages to oversleep Lotito holy fuckEven in image, the board fucking sucks
>>151637167lolthis guy took Hajduk at half of the season, finished 5th with very shitty football, asked for signings, got all the signings he wanted and did the entire pre-season with the team, then quit 3 days before the start of the new season to be an assistant at Juve
>>151641048Did you know he drove from Split to Turin as soon as he got called on phone?
>no you don’t understand >here is why Igor is better for jewve than allegro
Are latinx ok?
They do be shadowboxing
ITTSerie A managers better than Igor and Motta
>>151640030KINO
Juve bros... we will get Deschamps, right?
Comolli’s head has to roll too. Just hand the keys to Lapo and let him crowdsource personnel decisions from tacticos on twitter at this point.
>>151632097Pokemon anime was unwatchable
>>151637167high aura statement desu
>Inside Juventus, at the management level, some have already lost patience with Tudor, while others would prefer to wait for Wednesday’s match against Udinese. The Italian coaching market offers options such as Palladino — a former and well-known acquaintance from Modesto’s Monza days — as well as ex-national team coaches Luciano Spalletti and Roberto Mancini. Abroad, a route that general director Comolli could further explore, names like Terzic, Rose, Xavi, and Southgate are among the possible solutions. [La Stampa]Mister Southgate, could you fucking imagine lmao
>>151646535>Terzic, Rose, Xavi, and Southgate
Good morning!>Allegri has set the target at 74 points to return to the Champions League. After 8 matchdays, Milan is at 17 points (+3 compared to a year ago). Maintaining this average (2.1 per match), they would end the season with 81 points (80.7). Well above Max's 74.The 5 absences have put Allegri's rotations in difficulty, as after the Pisa match he highlighted the lack of options. The complaint is surprising, both because the club's downsizing plans were clear since the summer, and because Allegri was in agreement>Scout rossoneri present at Udine to watch Udinese-Lecce. Specially observed, even though it's only the beginning of the monitoring, Oumar Solet and Alessandro Zanoli>Tudor: “Take a step back and resign? No, the only steps we take are forward.”Lazio-Juventus is the worst call of Colombo's career: missing the second yellow for McKennie (on Guendouzi not even the foul is called) and missing a penalty for a stomp by Gila on Conceicao: low and objective contact, warranting a VAR intervention>Inter against Conte, the Nerazzurri club considers the coach's statements very serious and inappropriate in both form and content. Conte reportedly criticized the behavior of Inter's management. "I would not have allowed, as a coach, one of my executives, in this case the president, to intervene like that. That way, it also undermines the coach; I have always defended myself alone".
https://x.com/antoniocorsa/status/1982722594701975916Fucking lmao imagine your locker room leaders being these three retards (I expected Gatti too desu)
>>151646653Not sure what's worse: THEM being the self-called leaders or the others bending over and listening to what somebody like Locatelli has to say
>>151646653Cambiaso the Captive Dreamer and the 2nd choice GK as your leadership, what could go wrong
Refereeing errors are always more numerous in Serie A matches, and the solution remains the same: suspend or demote a referee after their mistake. We can clearly see that it’s working, we’re moving forward, we’re moving forward...
>Juventus, the obligation to buy Openda is not tied to survival or the number of appearances, but to the Bianconeri's position among the top 10 in the standings.t. Orazio ArcamadonnaWhat th- Tudor might be the greatest juventino in the history of Juventus, maybe ever
>>151646653
>Wednesday’s match against Udinese.That can be right
>>151646921>40m for a Olmo babby
>>151646999This is about bbilan's coppa italia match right?
>Juventus: Tudor verso l’esonero // Juventus are set to sack Tudor
Maybe Sballet' will be able to handle the Italian faction (idk, didn't really follow the situation at Sfinter and Roma), Mancini is the furthest from being a club coach, I guess it'll be Palladino or Brambilla promoted from Next Gen (another coach to burn lole)
>Russia is ready to host Euro 2032 instead of Italy." This provocative announcement comes from the president of the Football Union, Alexander Dyukov.Give the Ukrainians the fucking Tomahawks, and while we're at it, some nuclear warheads.
>>151647257>>151647266>udin>cremona>turdino>laviola12 points, no excuses
Jjust customers will experience palladino terrorball+degea miracle saves+moist fluke season that only worked for half a year
>>151647318Still better than Tudor in my book (Fiorentina's next coach once Pioli's culo inevitably ends)
>that twinkazzo post on the swiss club thread
>Igor Tudor has been personally informed about Juventus decision to sack him this morning.>Massimo Brambilla will be the interim coach ahead of club’s decision on new manager.
>>151647318I mean, if it worked, it worked. La Viola’s ceiling is probably around the points total he got.
Crocodilo Bombarbilla
>Andoni Iraola rumors for jj
ABJbros...>>151647395why the fuck would he leave bonmouf
It’s milkshake Monday! I still feel dreadful, first cold of the Autumn/Winter season. Who’s up next for Rube? They’ve tried the experienced old head, they’ve tried the ex-player route, they’ve tried the young hotshot. As an outsider (well not even an outsider but an avowed hater) I thought they had a reasonable mercato. Davide and Openda have good reputations, Zhegrova looks a tricky dribbly drobbler. It’s not a vintage team but they’re better than they’ve showed so far.
>>151647399he would arrive in a package with Tiago Pinto as sporting director
In other news, the marrochino hattrick from Saibarus has convinced duccio to vote PVV.
>>151647420>leaving EPL for Serie AssWhy would he do that
>getting a manager with a napoli tattoo on his arm ooooooooooof
>>151647420Good luck lmao
>>151647433I mean Napoli's sporting director has a Jj tattoo on his arm, it's only fair
>>151647419Comolli Gigli basically raped the squad so there’s almost no one to hold width, >we play 3atb without actual wingbacks and then there’s 2-3 wingers in the entire team.Opendass and Davgru don’t have a nose for goal like Kolo Muani did so they’re useless in a team that counters poorly and tries to score from crosses and set pieces only, maybe Palladino can fix one of them. Zhegrova can’t walk.
>another bald coach INt.neapolitan bald journo
>>151647450There’s Cambiaso (future 60m VdL bud to Aston Villa) and Giovanni Mario? Kostic is still there and for all his faults he can cross a ball. Overall I’d consider the zingaro to be a major flop especially when you take into account his price tag and wages but not starting him in a game like last night made no sense to me.
>>151647476Zhegrova is injured, simple as
>>151647483I’m talking about the other zingaro, the original zingaro if you will.
Blanc would be the most schizo solution so i kind of support that idea
>>151647489Ah yes Adzic, a great guy a very cool guy
No way they can afford to pay Spalletti too
>Di Lorenzo INand it would still be an improvement
>>151647507Tudor earns peanuts and his contract runs down next year, I don't think it's going to be Spalletti because this board will try to sign Conte next year so they will probably promote Brambilla if he does well in the next 4 matches or hire Dinoball
>>151647476Cambiaso is basically a midfielder these days and he’s been out of form since last January, Joao Mario is pretty bad, Kostic hasn’t seen much of the pitch but from what I’ve seen he might be finished, maybe not. We need someone that actually makes the opponent respect at least one of the flanks, my schizoid UN-outside-my-door opinion is that I’d take Iling Jr back from Villa in a heartbeat. Kinda hard to find actual good fullbacks/wingbacks in the winter mercato anyways, probably better to bet on a winger and try to convert them.
Mind you I don’t rate him one bit and I think there’s a 95% chance it will be a clusterfuck, but it will be some fun accelerationism because of the diametrically opposed cultural clashes.And there is that 5% chance it just might work somehow like Flick at Barca.
>>151647539KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Juventus appoint Massimo Brambilla as their new interim manager ahead of upcoming games. Luciano Spalletti and Raffaele Palladino are among main options being considered by Juventus DG Damien Comolli.Like with motta jj made a huge mistake. The team is strobg and on the right track. This management needs to understand time is needed
You're not ready for Kostic's Candreva-esque season under Spalletti
>Massimo Brambilla FumagalliAbsolute state of shitalian names
>>151647419>Davide and Openda have good reputationsfor people who never watched them maybe
Motta's retvrn is imminent.
There's something Thiago Mottesque about him
>>151647591Nice hairline but this is a baldies only club
Why is Palladino always so shiny? Can Locatelli and him be near eachother without it being a fire risk?
Business idea: Luca Gotti
They should really hire Thiago Dark as director
>>151634672>the same as Allekre right before the sacking Allegri right before the sacking:
Wait.... what if grimolli is the nick landa of calcio and grimtoli was actually fired because he wasn't going fast enough
>>151647709Nevermind him trying to eat somebody's heart, destroying a photographer's equipment and trying to rape the Jj women captain
Comolli bring him back NOW
>>151647754Spalletti is basically the original thiago loffa anyway
PELATO DI MERDA TI MANGIO IL CUORE
>>151647764Nope that's Gasp, he's the original protoMotta
>sensational hypothesis for the post-Tudor era: Thiago Motta returns to Juventust. Corriere dello Sborrt
>>151647804Confirmation he's not coming back then
>>151647804Would unironically be the best choice for juve
>>151647804>ZarbonzaroniWelp not happening then
>1969/70 - Prior to #Tudor, the last time #Juventus changed manager in a season before the start of November was back in 1969/70 (Luis Carniglia replaced by Ercole Rabitti), with the Bianconeri going on to finish 3rd in Serie A that season. Inedited.
>Allegri couldn't score a single goal against the worst coach in Serie Ass
>>151647839Kurpa sua if poopysic misses the penalty and leao shoots 2 loffe in front of the goal
what a shitfest, although I think it is a good thing motta is not coming back, he would sabotage the team out of bitterness >>151647709rare di scoglio spotted
Motta needs to go
ELKANN IS MY ENEMY
>>151635060How far back do you have to go to say that the current Juve side is better? Ever since I've started watching in mid 90's I have never seen a Juve squad as dire as it is right now.I'm not the regular dane that posts here btw, just wanted to hear what you mean exactly cause the italian zoomer that replied to you is totally correct. I don't rate tudor but I think juve ownership should adjust their expectations after recruiting so much mediocrity.
>>151647915You mean the snakes inside the locker room would sabotage him.
>Allegri in his pre-game presser: “Tudor sacked? Wow I didn’t know that you’re telling me for the first time. He’s led an amazing life, he’s an amazing guy whether you agree with his way of working or not. I’m sad to hear that I really am.Damn
Business idea: Sundowner from the Metal Gear Rising game as Jj's next coach
>Judge forced into hiding warns: Belgium is becoming a narco-state>Belgium is in danger of turning into a narco-state, warns an investigating judge in an open letter on the Belgian courts' website. ‘We are facing an organised threat that is undermining our institutions. Extensive mafia-like structures have become entrenched, forming a parallel power that challenges not only the police but also the judiciary.’
rip toodor
First contacts between Juve and Spalletti. The backup plan is Roberto Mancini.- Van Het Moeras
>>151648242w-what could possible go wrong?
>>151648242Mutiny by February? ProbablyWill I still Uominipost? Inevitably
>Kevin De Bruyne has been diagnosed with a severe lesion to the thigh muscle and is expected to be out for several months.Watch nabule go undefeated
>>151648242Endless meme potential either case
>>151648242its over
Tudorsisters…. Not like this
Jamaica finna get Melissa'd /seriea/ related as dribble maestro leon Bailey is from Jamaica
Juventus Resmi Pecat Igor Tudor, Spalletti dan Palladino Masuk Radar PenggantiJuventus resmi memecat Igor Tudor setelah tiga kekalahan beruntun dan empat laga tanpa gol.Posisi pelatih sementara akan diisi oleh Massimiliano Brambilla, pelatih tim muda Juventus NextGen, untuk laga Serie A kontra Udinese, Rabu (29/10/2025).Dua nama kini difavoritkan menggantikan Tudor: Luciano Spalletti dan Raffaele Palladino.Spalletti disebut kandidat utama berkat pengalamannya membawa Napoli juara Serie A 2022/2023, sementara Palladino dinilai cocok untuk proyek jangka panjang dengan skuad muda Juventus.Tudor meninggalkan catatan 10 kemenangan, 6 imbang, dan 8 kekalahan dari 24 laga sejak Maret 2025. Juventus kini tertahan di posisi ke-8 klasemen dengan 12 poin dari delapan pertandingan.
>Spalletti's son already works at Jjwtf
just get a meme coach for the rest of the season and reevaluate next summersborletti and mongcini the ultrafrauds wont sign a short contract
>>151648814>just get a meme coachIt's time for Maaskantkino
>>151648801Camilla Carnevali colleague
Sborra forte merda forte
Just archived my Tudor folder
>>151648814Il Maestro 2.0 SOON
O TUDOOOOOR GOOOOOAL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeHucNbwIBo
[redacted] will soon end up with Tudor, that's why I'm keeping it highlighted
Welcome to...
>>151648900jail fc
Highlight THIS
>De Bruyne out until January at bestLole
>>151648946Advantage nabule
One major upgrade over the Giuntoli era is how we're taking our own time into choosing a coach. Luckily we don't have a matchday coming anytime soon so asserting all the options before making a final decision is exactly what we need to do. A couple more weeks before this international break is over and we will see how Juventus improves under a new direction :)
>>151648941AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nihao
Shoulders is going to come and replace all the mediocre divas and failed senatori with the secret group of world class players and wise, coolheaded veterans that has been secretly living under the J-Stadium
>>151649162He's gonna crashout by April and will demission in summer
I have a finely tuned bro radar and I can tell Locatelli is a piece of shit no one likes, not even his teammates. He is the "starts fight outside a nightclub and gets heemed" phenotype. Cranky, greasy motherfucker.The fact that he is the captain speaks volumes about current KWAB JJ. He is part of the reason azzuri is shit.
https://x.com/pininfarinaspa/status/1982770141462176016SESSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SESSO SESSO SESSO SESSOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Battlefield RedSec
>>151649513>DICE killing its own BF6 player base by releasing a F2P gameWhat the fuck did they mean by this
>>151648946that gud for nabule.
Title Update 1.1.4 is coming tomorrow to Assassins Creed Shadows, October 28 @ 2 PM UTC! - Corrupted Castles- Parkour updates- New golden weapons Check out all the details in the patch notes here: http://ubi.li/fcbRY
Reminder Spalletti never called up Locatelli in the NT despite him topping all the meaningless footy stats
>>151648406Invincible season starts now
mariani, after 8 gorillion seconds, has awarded a penalty to /seriea/
Why are this weeks games spread out across the whole week?
>>151650023when you have a retarded child (milan) you try to make them feel special so the league pretends as if this week is like the champions league
>The mistake made in not awarding Juventus a penalty had serious consequences for the refereeing team: both referee Colombo and VAR Meraviglia will be suspended for one match day.
>The mistake made in not awarding the penalty to Juventus had serious consequences for the refereeing team: both the referee Colombo and the VAR Meraviglia will be suspended for one matchday.
The decision behind the dismissal of Igor Tudor came after explosive scenes in Rome between the coach and his players at halftime.Apparently, Tudor had a tense conflict with several players during the Lazio-Juventus halftime in the dressing room, which for the management was the final straw. The incident was not an isolated event and not the only nail in the coach's coffin, but it highlights the internal conflict that has plagued Juventus for several weeks now.
>>151650313>explosive scenesYeah I coomed after seeing the shitstorm against David
>>151650164.
>>151650306Serie C would've fixed this...https://www.diretta.it/news/calcio-serie-c-girone-b-serie-c-debutta-il-football-video-support-i-primi-casi-del-var-a-chiamata/6geH6njT/A solution first pioneered and tested by none others than Ternana, of course!
Absolute hunchback.
>>151650371Juve hire this guySurely has to be better than Igor and Motta and Pirlo
>>151650378Does he have to be brown?
>>151650410Yes.
Palladini skull-shapa analysis?
>"Juventus also contacted Xavi in the first moments after Tudor's dismissal, but the coach decided for personal reasons to continue without a club and wait. >Spalletti is asking for a three-year contract (2+1 or three fixed-term).Furthermore, the Italian coach has a somewhat 'cold' relationship with some members of the Juventus squad."Grim
Oh shit Retroid announced the new Retroid Pocket 6 and it's miles better than the 5
>>151650762It's Lucianover
id rather Palladinho than Spal
PIOLI OUT
>>151650849Palladino would get eaten alive by the toxic locker room. They want a reliable stop gap until next summer where they can chase Conte (grim)/Maresca (lmao) and whatever other "new gen" coach
Only 2 more sleeps until we find out who'll be the new Dutch manager! Its a fractured squad and a team very much on the decline. A lot of new signings in recent years who haven't adapted to the team's culture.
>>151650762>Furthermore, the Italian coach has a somewhat 'cold' relationship with some members of the Juventus squad."GRIMOLLI DO IT
>>151650896Would u berry?
>>151650762>three-year contractgrim
>>151650959Who would you hire
>>151650938100% yes and anyone who says otherwise is a fool or a homosexual.
>Juve ultras want Bonucci
>>151650981OpendAI
For me, it's ClaudeAI Ranieri
does spalletti realize that, after spying on the likes of zingaro and zhegrova, certain horrors cannot be unseen?
Just remembered that David assist for the Lazio goleThe phonecall is coming from inside the house
>Chiellini is pushing for ManciniWho thought hiring that bald fuck was a good ideaFfs just get rid of all the shitalians except Di Gregorio
David is so fucking shit we didn't even webm that action and renamed the file accordingly lol
>>151651184When was the last time he coached a club? City 10 years ago? lolWhat qualifications does Chiellini have to have his voice considered on the matter :^)
>>151651219Name it
>>151651315il sabotaggio
>>151650306what a joke. what about locatellis red card not given. 3 bad fouls and only one card
>>151651468Kino
>>151651468keque
>The first of the 5 matches that Dazn will broadcast for free is Milan-Roma on Sunday, November 2 at 20:45.Stopiracy bros
luciano spaghetti
>Juventus are negotiating with Luciano Spalletti on a contract until June 2026, with an automatic renewal in case of Champions League qualification. The coach is in favour and aims to reach an economic agreement to return to Serie A. After turning down offers from Nottingham Forest, Fenerbahçe, and Qatar, he could meet with the club on October 28 to finalize the deal. The Bianconeri want him on the bench as early as November 1 against Cremonese, after the October 29 match against Udinese, which will be overseen by Brambilla.
Calcio Brambilla
Hehehe
A real human bean
FRAS......Fariolli is a fucking fraud after all.
>>151652393They make it look like he died
WTF, I can recycle all those edits
Dit is uw land
Fras...
Don't even have to look up the early life section
The Hunt for a vulvaThe Hunt for a uterusThe Hunt for XX chromosomes
Guess we gotta kick him out too
>>151652431>We want to reduce VAT on groceries from 9% to 0%. That will cost a few billion, which is the same amount we spend on development aid, so that will cover it. Then maybe they will be a little hungrier in Africa, but not the people here.Related to calcio because ths will have a direct effect on the development of Bbilan talento's.
>>151652760He looks like a mix between Bocelli and Trump
>>151650981im out of ideasjust like the board
>In queste ore sono previsti nuovi contatti tra la #Juventus e #Spalletti: si cerca l’intesa contrattuale // In the next few hours new talks are expected between Juventus and Spalletti as they look to reach a contractual agreement
>>151652855theyre giga retarded if its a contract for more than just this seasonheckin experienced (at failure)
>>151652855Locatell-ACK!
>>151652855>we're about to enter the Spalletti at Jj arcIn the grim darkness of the near future, there is only war
>>151652881Cool, let's hire Palladino then
>>151652855motherfucker is busting a nut while he has the zoom meeting with comolli
MonTORO for the rest of the season and Piolk for next season
>>151652855I'm thinking about a GaaS for Spalletti
>>151652970League of LucianoSpallettinfinity Nikki Genshin SpallettImpact
>>151648014ynr Fulham dabbing on jJ
>>151652897markie kanker ruttes wet dream
Sballetfront
>>151653027That's not 20% of all members' GDP going to defence spending
Problematic
>>151653036but imagine how much he can push for it during eternal war while also completely destroying whats left of europe
>>151653069Makes one wonder what masters he serves and if they're even... terrestrial...
>>151653078>if they're even... terrestrial...wtf...
>>151653078>Makes one wonder what masters he servesno lol its the amerimutts
>>151653091So nice to let Bremer bring his son to that photoshoot h-h-haha
>>151652915ynr those 2 months where he was the hipsters favorite
>Saves your poverty franchise
>>151653212He's the Italian VA for Splinter Cell?
>>151653212Luca zingaretti-esque
Just started Death Stranding (Director's Cut) for the first time ever
>>151653575
Celtic status?
>IgorWhoa... does Hideo know?
>>151654817kek
B00BA
>>151652855of course lelItalian Man U
>This past January, a few dozen young men in hoodies and baggy jeans congregated outside a coffee shop in Lecco, Lombardy, to mourn the death of a twenty-seven-year-old man named Manuel Locatelli. They arrived on foot and riding in their cars; they carried flowers and votive candles, homemade placards and shirts printed with Manuel’s smiling face. The café where they were gathered, Bikini Beans, was part of a chain whose baristas wear bikinis. Days earlier, Manuel had pulled up to the drive-through window, nude from the waist down, a hand on his penis. The barista was already filming by the time the car reached her window. It’s hard to say why this particular sex crime went viral. Maybe it was something about Manuel’s expression: he looked confident, even sultry, like he was hoping somehow to seduce the barista. Whatever the reason, the video was soon inescapable online. The view count was still climbing when Manuel drove a few towns over and shot himself in the head in the front seat of his Fiat Grande Panda, leaving a note to his wife and young children asking for their forgiveness.https://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolitz-porn-masturbation-loneliness/
>>151662402Nigga do u sleep
>>151662488Just working the night shift every so often AKA drinking hot chocolate while checking nothing is going (too wrong)
Good morning!>Gerry Cardinale spoke to The Varsity: On owning a club like Milan: "Well, first of all, it depends on the jurisdiction where you’re an owner. It’s probably the hardest thing I’ve ever done. It’s a challenge because the ecosystem I operate in is very resistant to change but that’s also the investment thesis.""In three years of owning AC Milan, we’ve been cash-flow positive for the first time in 17 years. And I don’t keep that money for myself I reinvest it into the team.">"We spent more than any other Serie A club in the last summer window. We’re building a new stadium not to pocket money, but to transform AC Milan’s financial profile and bring it to the level of Premier League clubs.”"The real competition isn’t the other 19 Serie A teams it’s the Premier League. That’s an economic black hole that drains wealth from the continent. They have almost four times the TV revenue of other European leagues and that’s a problem.">"In Serie A, the last-placed team can beat the first on any given day. It’s the most competitive league, but we don’t get paid for that. We can’t secure meaningful international broadcasting deals. Why? Because distributors only want ‘the best,’ which is where the Super League idea came from. In the U.S., nobody wants to watch Cagliari vs. Lecce and that’s an issue. Competition is the essence of sport, but it isn’t rewarded economically.""That’s why we’re building our own stadium, with Tim Romani one of the best in the business. Once it’s completed, I want to share the model with other Serie A clubs, because they’re not my real competition. My target is the Premier League.">"I said ‘Berlusconi 2.0’ and my PR team went crazy (laughs). What I meant is that I want to innovate like Berlusconi or Steinbrenner did in their time. But you can’t do it the same way today: everything’s too expensive, there are sovereign funds and billionaires. You have to find a new way."
>Brambilla Fumagalli on the Juventus benchMilanesi bros, we won
>Jerome Boateng was at Salernitana at one point UN memory replacement program is real
>>151670438So was Ribery
According to Fabio Ravezzani it's going to be Palladino
Jjust will finish 10th but at least they didn't give money to Italian teams this summer, so who did really win at the end I might ask
>>151658243Karius got fleeced
>>151671188They are unironically getting relegated
Iaquinta to jJ
>>151671188>Jjust will finish 10thffs this means we'll redeem Openda
>Inter's second goalkeeper Josep Martinez hits an elderly man in a wheelchair, killing him instantly
>>151671268You just know tha old fart voted Meloni
>>151671268Team of murderers and mafiosi
>>151671268-10 points for Juventus
mkhi injury is gud. now we can let someone younger play in midfield
>>151671339Hopefully he doesn't get ran over by Martinez too
>Juventus now has Tudor and Motta under contract until 2027, costing €25M gross (including staff).Still just can’t even wrap my head around it
>>151671352Thats two vlahovics
>>151671268what no playing time does to a mf
>>151671346
>>151671268The old bastard was already dead the moment he got ran over, don't fall for Repubblica (Elkann journo) propaganda. He presumably got a heart attack because of the vaxx, died on his cycle and strafed into Martinez's car
>>151671268Surely a professional football player earning nearly a million dollars a year is not gonna get away with vehicular manslaughter.Surely.He'll go back to being on the bench next match week and everyone will boo him for it until someone with common sense not only fires him but lets him get trialed by the family of the dead old man. Which i dont expect because football clubs are amoral unless you are an EPlel club then i guess the maximum you can get away with is rape accusations.
>BREAKING NEWS | Spalletti: "Juve? I haven't had any contact with any Italian teams."Told ya
>>151671383Apparently the old man had a sudden illness and invaded the lane, it's not the player's fault this time
>>151671394See >>151670834
>>151671400vaxx attack?
>>151671400Depends, if they find out he was driving over the speed limit he's fucked
Stefano TSUUUraro
>Comolli is pushing for Southgate
And mo I win at Mario Kart World
/tv/idea Curb your [redacted]
InterGODS that ran over and killed someone- Valentino Rossi- Josip Martinez
>This time, the attempted attack on two armored vans along the A14 motorway at 6:00 PM on Monday, between Loreto-Porto Recanati and Civitanova Marche, which remained closed for several hours, went badly. Security guards returned fire, confronting the bandits armed with Kalashnikovs, and one of them was wounded in the leg. Two others were arrested a few hours later in Potenza Picena, in the province of Macerata.>The commando went into action using the usual Cerignola method, which operates throughout Italy: the bandits threw three-point nails onto the highway and set fire to five cars to stop two armored vehicles traveling toward Pescara. They then shot out the tires of a tanker, which stopped sideways on the Bologna-Taranto motorway, and fired at the van with semi-automatic weapons. Using explosives, they attempted to remove the money from the vans but were unable to get it away, and then fled in a van.Italy is a first world count-ACK
>Luciano Spalletti and Comolli's meeting confirmed this afternoon.t.Di Martinezio
Rodgers to Rube
>>151671656What language will they speak in?
>>151671727The language of Calcio
>>151671274Rubentus winning Coppa Shitalia 2023-2024-tier miracolissimo if Allegri manages to get a point against atalanta (strong contender for winning the league btw) 2nite
>>151671518grim>>151671656grim
>Roma are in a goal-scoring crisis, with Dovbyk and Ferguson leaving. Zirkzee is the dream.
>>151671745So Grimolli won’t know what the fuck is going on…Well at least nothing will change I guess
>>151671801>can't score>target is someone who can't scoreI'd insult Massara but this rumor is probably made up just to feed the Twitter crowd
>>151671801That’s a weird way of spelling Shomurodov
Josip Martinez killed Prigozhin, I can prove it
>Buciano to jewehave they opened a suicide hotline for the hunchbacks yet?
My second GK might be a fascist, an hypocrite, addicted to gambling but at least he's not a murderer
>Inter - Fiorentina could get postponedSeriously
*spins up the /seriea/ PostgreSQL database*
>Tudor damn, what a basic goal does to a team
>>151671268you shouldnt play in the street
Bravo Vince
>>151672359To be played when the other bums are busy with ucl playoffs
REDSEC trailer is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn8k1g3vMDU
>>151672792they saved the ancient vase
>The debate over late evening kick-off times in Serie A has resurfaced, with the league reportedly pushing to bring forward prime-time matches.>According to Corriere della Sera, via TuttoMercatoWeb, Lega Serie A is pressuring broadcast partner DAZN to trial a 20:00 kick-off slot in place of the current 20:45, potentially as early as this season.>>151632097I was a [KINO intensifies] guyhttps://youtu.be/xYDUDShXYzk
Penelop-ACK
tfw can't play digimon world 1 anymore
>>151673024who stops you?
>>151672848>golf cart kinohttps://youtu.be/zHmOnDkyLXE
>>151673032Myself actually, just don't want to go to the hassle of installing the ps1 emulator and finding a rom that doesn't crash every 15 minutes. On the other hand haven't tried emulator in a while surely there are actually good one now r-right?
Are they streaming the meet?
>>151673062Duckstation is excellent
>>151673062Duckstation is the best one around now probably
Teun Koopmeiners bids farewell to Igor Tudor.
Battlefield 6 has login queues again
>Calcio&Finanza reports that Juventus will have to pay almost €30m to cover the salaries of their former coaches Thiago Motta and Igor Tudor, who remain under contract until June 2027.
>>151673245>2400Could've been much worse
WTF Emil Holm and Weston McKenzie as Battlefield characters?!
Wow why would DICE do this
Lmao Di Marzio is slowly crawling back to Palladino
I ran the script, someone else bake because I have to go to the asian supermarket>Tuesday, Oct 28, 202518:30 Lecce - Napoli20:45 Atalanta - AC Bbilan>Wednesday, Oct 29, 202518:30 Como - Hellas Verona FC18:30 Juventus - Udinese18:30 AS Roma - Parma20:45 Bologna - Torino20:45 FC Genoa - Cremonese20:45 Inter - Fiorentina>Thursday, Oct 30, 202518:30 Cagliari - US Sassuolo20:45 Pisa - S.S. Lazio
NoThe second match scheduled for tomorrow can't be rightGood shitpost though
Can any of you spaghetti homos tell me about these guys?
>>151673682it plays in like 6th league don't think anyone will know about it unless they are from there
why did shoulderlets leave fiocretina?
>>151673915>>151673915>>151673915
>>151673922>>151673922>>151673922
Well this is awkward
