Heemvious >>151653621
Hey pussy, you still there?
tom wongane cheatedShocked and Shook
is this the thread?
Your powerless to my farts in public. I fart in peoples faces when they crouch down and its like a heem. I eat lots of beans and broccoli and then I go out and I just coat motherfuckers. War Islam!
OI CAN'T SEE ! OI GOT THE HURTSIES IN ME PEEPERS !!
our leader did an interview. everyone go watch and studyhttps://youtu.be/5APzGySzJSQ?si=vSTPg_62ksvS--2t
People forget that Jon lost some rounds to Stipe
since it was going past round 1 and Gane had Tom bloodied, people are convinced Gane would ultimately win. imagine if Tom ends him in round 1 in the rematch. that would make the eyepoke(s) legendary.
Jiri Prochazka on getting poked in the eye while fighting at UFC 311: “I will play the game for the doctor. That i'm okay. No way to stop the fight because an eye poke, I’ve got one more eye. We are here to fight. This is the true sport of man. Fighting with eyes, no eyes, doesn’t matter. Fight till the end.”https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1982989244755787878
>>151673054I don't take the opinions of people that have been KTFO seriously.
>>151673019Chills.
>>151673065you prefer guys who quit?
Poor guy. The sneaky Arab elbowed him in the back of the head.
>>151673083yes. a far less embarrassing look than lying unconscious and goofy
Can we talk about how overhyped Pantoja is? We went life and death with Erceg who went up and almost got finished by some random bum at bantamweight. Pantoja is literally shaking at the thought of going up and fighting Merab, refuses to even entertain the possibility. What a bum.Also, fuck every redditor pussy ass faggot retard bitching and moaning about fighters expressing their desire to go for multiple belts. Having champions like Chimaev, Topuria and Makhachev is better than pussies like Merab and Pantoja who beat everyone but refuse to move up
Let's just admit it, mocking brits is hilarious.
>>151673137it's just inferiority complex. brits conquered the world and colonials still can't get over it.
>>151673153Conquer this dick, bitch.
Tom defenders are now defending quittinga new low
>>151673172https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnOqyGNQfQcdorks like you think the shirtless fighter looks less respectable than OG
>>151673194i dont understand how people can have planned fights standing on concrete
>>151673172The whole MMA world (especially fighters) see it for what it is. Tom got pieced up, saw a way out, and took it. Only delusional Guru dick riders and redditors are still defending Tom.
In all ways including physical, Tomala quit. Don't call me a dork BTW.
>>151673164He's conquring mine at the moment
i never watch any fight past the first round. i download the data and construct the following rounds in my head.
>>151673216Dork
lol he is still milking it
>>151673226You sound like a Ganescholar
>>151673194Yes fighting is more respectable than running away
>>151673209people just straight up don't know how dangerous it is. they're ignorant and possibly stupid.>on concretehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/X9m15uyVpIs
>you dorks want fighters to fight...
>hey nurse can you put a little bandage over my eye for my selfie?
>>151673242
>leave ciryl to me
so tom has 2 title defenses and 3 is the record? lmao
Weasel says Tom is ruining the sport
Tom showed that real men win fights with diplomacy, not violence
>>151673267I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that one probably doesn't count
is acting the best base for mma
>>151673272Fraid so One more and Tom is the undisputed heavyweight GOAT
The greatest fighter in the world is the man who never has to fight.
>>151673262>LOOK HE LOST HAHAHA>he should've just quit instead
The worst thing about normgroids infecting MMA is people treat their favorite fighters like their local sports team. No one even cares about martial arts anymore. Just dorks trying to live through other people.
>>151673294yes. OG is famous. the shirtless guy is not.
ME FOOKIN EYE LAD
These dorks
Tom would have continued fighting if it was in London. But it was in Dubai, so no one took the fight seriously.
>I'll get him next time.
>>151673320tom has the frame of a 5'11" guy. His height comes from his long neck and head.
>>151673215Porier was drunk as fuck in this video
surrender is a loss worse than simulated death or decision
Tom Dork
>>151673330which makes his accomplishments more impressive.
>>151673319Can you imagine if that happened in London? Or Brazil? Literal riots
>>151673305so for you quitting is better than losing
Ack
>>151673347Tom is definitely the most famous quitter on planet earth right now
if tom loses the rematch it is going to be kinda funny
your chance of winning after getting eye poked is lower than if your opponent had strategically missed weightfood for thought
>>151673319>Tom would have continued fighting if it was in Londonin London he wouldn't have been booed for quitting
dorks
this is what happens when a man becomes champion via reddit petition
buncha dorks the lot of ya
>>151673347yes. there is no new loss on Tom's record.Smiff should've taken the DQ.to quote BJP: "everybody likes a winner, nobody likes a loser."
me eyes was hot
>buffer introduces us>herb tells us to touch gloves (i dont)>sprint across the 'gon and kick straight up the middle of some can's nuts.>win the storychills
>our arrows will blot out the sun!>well I shan't be fighting in such conditions. reschedule at a further date innit?
>>151673389Gotta poke em in the eyes first
>>151673377another one. nobody cares about Aljo's antics since he came back and won. his win wasn't even impressive but it still erased the shame of his acting.
my estimation of tom aspinall, as a man, just fucking plummeted. if gane can make him quit and hes that weak, what else can he make him do?
>ackshually it is a no contest not a loss, check wikipediathis is what happens when a man becomes champion via reddit petition
the forests of dublinthe hills of moscow
>>151673396i want them to see what ive done to them
The new meta will be feinting the glove touch at the beginning of the round
>>151673401Tom the kinda dude who sucks dick for beer money
>>151673399> it still erased the shame of his acting.real ones never forget
>>151673377>everybody likes a winner, nobody likes a losertom didn't win
>tom only has 2 fights left on his contract now>dad saying he doesn't want tom to renew and wants him to move to boxing>tom saying he's going to vacate his title for his boyfriend ante delijahonestly regardless of what happened at ufc 321 fuck tomat best his legacy would've been a what if like khabibalso he's delusional if he thinks he could be competitive in boxing
Just remembered Jones also has a NC on his record I wonder what happened for him to get his
Did Tom explain in his 45 minute vlog why the ufc doctor was lying when he said no eye injury
>>151673399Aljo won the rematch in the most boring way possible. He lost the story. Yan is gonna come back and win the belt again.
>>151673413he didn't lose.
>>151673422No apparently he led the ESL doctor to agree with his leading question about not fighting and this is their big brain evidence, the short film is the most retarded thing tom has done son included
>>151673422because doctoring isnt an exact science doofus. its best approximation, and that was the ufc docts best approximation (best guess)
a gentleman neither wins nor loses, they politefully decline to engage in fisticuffspetitionbros we did it again
>>151673434Bullshit. The doctor said >YOU CAN TALK TO HIM BUT I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE ORBThe doctor said he was not worried about the eye
>>151673445Does the opinion of a doctor even matter? Tom said it was a huge ouchie and so obviously I believe him.
>>151673445>ABOUT THE ORBhis eyeball wasnt punctured or ruptured. thats what that means. you cant tell if the cornea is injured in the cage.
>>151673445which shows how retarded the doctor is. why would you be worried about his orbital bone from an eye poke you fucking retard?
>>151673445I mean in his short movie he allegedly got hamdy in scrubs to say something along the lines of "I wouldn't continue" after pressing him a bit, haven't watched the shit won't watch the shit but this is what I hear and it is really embarrassing
Gane is a cheater, it's true BUT it is really on the commissions and the UFC to have done something.You can't blame him for continuing to cheat: if it isn't penalized, is it really even cheating?
The gurucel meltdown has been positively orgasmic
>>151673481do you think tom would have continued if a point was immediately taken?
We must petition Tom's short film for the academy awards
>>151673415Gane boxed his sniffer off imagine what Andy Ruiz would do to him
>>151673334No he's getting used to talking with his new teeth.
>>151673445Why did you quote and then misquote him underneath? The orbital and eyeball are not the same thing
>>151673487No he was done. Gane made him bleed for the first time and he looked a right nonce prancing round the ring wiv is sniffer all bloody
tom>ar cuddon seeDr Ali>oh okayfazzaso djuve agree the fart shuve been starppedDr Ali>sure.. (struggles to hold in laughter)
*jabs you*
*quits*
>>151673445>doctor said >I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE ORB
>>151673481>if it isn't penalized, is it really even cheating?maybe Tom should play soccer instead
we should all be worried about the orb innit
>>151673487no, if he was truly blinded then the risk to continue fighting a heavyweight with better striking than him was too great.
TOMS PEEPER WAS LITERALLY HANGING OUT OF HIS SOCKET HE DIDN'T GET POKED HE GOT HIS PEEPER GOUGED OUT
>>151673487Given the levels shown it would have been a R2 TKO for Gane at the latest. Tom was whiffing bad.
>>151673509Yeah that's pretty much it the aspinalls have all the grace of a salford city center slapper being cheated on
how cucked are you if you let your opponent cheat against you
>>151673531Tom landed more head strikes btw
>>151673520The steely gaze of a man with the power of the orb to call his own
>>151673536Fighters used to boast about beating steroid cheats even ones as dreadful as bisping
Tom fans sound like MAGA guys who think Trump won the 2020 election.
>>151673538and Gane tanked them? that's demoralizing considering every other opponent Tom has faced.
>>151673538TKO tommy is THAT pillowfisted you say?! Dear oh dearie me
I hope Gane schools Tom in the rematch
The new Tomalacord cope is that he didn't get poked like DC,Werdum,Stipe.... no no no what happened to Tomala was much worse actually, he got his eye GOUGED and therefore quitting is justifiedWho thought we would ever see someone worse than muzzie fans.
Should've taken out a PPP for ya DDPs, playa!!!
>>151673555Trump won the rematch
I’m so glad the barbaric age of continuing after eye pokes is over. These brave buff warriors have families.
>>151673538This has been debunked
>>151673569Scotcel has always been as bad of a poster as the porkybong he is just less gay about it
If Tom wasn't white you would be calling him the Bo Niggalword. That's what white privilege looks like.
>>151673575Trump fought for the vacated title. Biden and Francis are still the lineal champions.
you can see that someone is a complete cazzie when they site the striking statsbecause Gane was outlanding Tom by a wide margin in actual effect punchingwhich is what counts in judging
Muslim fighters cut
>>151673588Consult >>151671510
Tommy got off lucky. The doctor cleared him and he still said he couldn't compete? That should be a DQ for Tom by the books.
>>151673577Bud counted BRUTAL shoulder strikes
>>151673602Oh my
>>151673606If you say "I can't see" then the doctor has no choice than to stop the fightThat's why all other fighters always say "I can see"Except quitter tom
>>151673611ew nigger
Straight posting as normal from Ganescholars
Imagine saving that webm on your pc
>>151673632Yeah crazy haha
>Tomalacord is spamming gay porn againGenuinely embarrassing
>yeah guys so pretty much i have a bunch of gay porn saved to my computer so i can make guys on a mma basketweaving forum uncomfortable. i only jack off to it sometimes.
>>151673630All Gane fans are like this.
>you either have to be on the side of reddit or gay porn postersI quit altogether
>>151673577>that smile and dapYeah I didn't catch that watching live but Tom was 100% outclassed and he knew it. He was feeling self-conscious and social. Gane was picking him apart, even if some of those strikes in that video are uh "optimistic"
Anyone heemember how angry Walker was after failing his doctor test and not getting to continue fighting rather than angry at the paying crowd who bought him fake teeth and a whore tattoo
OFFICER GANE I CAN’T SEE, I CAN’T SEE, GET YOUR FINGERS OFF ME OFFICER GANE I CAN’T FOOKIN’ SEE OUT ME EYE. FOR FOOKS SAKE GET OFF ME!
Ganebros we had them on the ropes…
>>151673577Gane was overreacting to Thom’s faints, but Thom was shook by Gane moving forward and his takedown defense. It honestly would’ve been a very competitive and entertaining fight right until the 3 round tko by Gane.
>>151673668Walker Texas Ranger?
>>151673054volumes
I don't need to watch the ufc anymore. My brain can accurately simulate fights for me to imagine between any two people in history.
Ganesissies can’t help but reveal their true colours
>>151673677My prediction WAS the 4th round for gane after a trickier 3rd when tom would wrestle however we all saw how effective that was
>>151673466>his short moviethe fuck is this?and where the fuck is it?
>>151673630>>151673656I thought that was a nipple piercing when I first scrolled past it. Imagine my disappointment when you made me look at it again.
>>151673696Blacking Tomala's wife while he watchesBased
When i picked Khamzat over ddp and goofed on him afterwards they pulled out that chastity screenshot as wellThis is now the stock answer for gurucels everytime their boys take Ls
Did Tom and Gane still get paid their full purses? Like 500k for that?
>>151673696That's literally how Ciryl Ganes are made. Amazing stuff.
>>151673696Poor poor Tomala....who would've though it was THIS small....
>>151673677the overreacting seems like it was working for Gane.
>>151673697Tom did a 47 minute documentary trying to defend his quittinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNzOuhrHMUc
>>151673696This is how Ciryl Gane was created
>>151673695Thom failing his very first takedown, while being fully fresh, probably discouraged him.
There are videos of white schlongs going into black men’s arses you know. not that I’m going to post that to prove a point
>>151673697The aspinalls have made a whole 45 minute long feature on their yewchewb where they DEFINITIVELY prove that tom is not a great big fat heartlet
>>151673725You sound like an expert on the subject Tomalafaggot
>>151673725Tomcels are only able to think of getting BBC in their own asses, I regretfully lament.
>>151673725i trust your expertise on that
>>151673706>500kNo way that greedy bald faggot is paying them that "much"
After recent events I’m back on Aspinall’s side.
>>151673705Posting your chastity cage on heem generally isn’t something people forget
>>151673725It sounds like you have some and just don't want to share tbch
>>151673725
heemember when bispbong got eyepoked by silva, kneed in the skull while he was telling the ref, and came back and won?
oui strait up posting porn in this bitch
>>151673705Come to think of it the clozapine spam all started about the time strickland was doing his podcast tour too
The only thing that protected Tom was the rules of engagement, in a real fight Gane would've already stuck his dick forearm deep inside Tom's galaxy throat
Favorite Schaub? For me, personally, It's him melting down after the two black guys on his show laugh at him.
heemember when heem had racial segregation?
Why can’t Daner sign real talent?
>>151673765Yeah man, and that's why he's got a bad bitch like Rebecca on his arm, a beautiful daughter in Ellie and a hulking retarded son like Cal. Because he's a warrior
Anybody here read Gane's thesis on Schizophrenia and Capitalism?
>>151673772Take this disgusting image down you sick fuck
>>151673795More of a warrior than Tom could ever be
>>151673795You forgot a school shooter like Lucas.
>>151673804https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761236079824829.mp4
>>151673775they've learned that style of argument from gurujust throw anything at the wall and repeat it until it's fact
I hear the Comedy Mothership is in trouble. Can Schaub save it?
>>151673796The educated half breed has a thesis?> Some white niggas done drew parallels between schizo niggas and money niggas, suggesting that both embody a kind of structural fragmentation n shiet. In capitalism, socioeconomic facturrs is driving by endless circulation—of commodities, desires, n identities n shiet—disrupting stable meaning and coherence for niggas.
3rd day in a row
Nigger
give me kai asakuro vs patchy mix, loser commits suicide
>>151673857that incantation is forbidden hereit is too powerful
ok on to the more important discussion.. what was that spin move jon and tom used against gane? where did they learn it from....
>>151673857Chills.
>>151673824OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>151673857Many are saying this.
Tomala's son will troon out and get addicted to HRT and BBC sadly i fear......
>>151673857Yes?
joshua van bawi thawng will knock out pantoja to become the first asian born ufc champion
>>151673893Tom’s son is 8 years old you sick freak
>>151673857what the hell
>>151673917Awesome squirrel
>>151673917Erm, Weili?
>>151673933i forgot about wmma
>>151673923Never too young to get started on a BBC
>>151673953KYS
i mean what can i say, gane didn't win, tom didn't win. i guess the only real losers here are us, the everlasting fans. those who support the sport and dana white, the kingpin of mma. i am just a boy who wants to see the best fighters go at it, but this left a sour taste. i don't know if i can keep smiling after the last fiasco.
sandhagen got a title shot for beating figgy yan got a title shot for beating marcus mcgheeumar will get a title shot for beating bautisto o malley got a title shot for no reasonaimen zelwani at 37 years of age is on a title runpeople call this the deepest division in mma
crazy how blacks act the same in every country, even places where their ancestors weren’t enslaved
Hey don’t speak on the warrior Aimann Zahabi. Last warning.
>>151673971Ya mean porking snowbunnies and making piggy cucks outshines their swords?
Gane is the heavyweight champion
>>151673963no one calls it the deepest division in mma>>151673971many are saying this
Jon Jones is the heavyweight champion.
>>151673988The people's champ?
>>151673988>>151674003tom has the belt and is onto his 3rd defense as we converse.
>>151674021Lewis chins this bum
>>151674021the chastity interim belt sure
>>151674003Still Ngannou
Now that the dust has settle. Are we all in agreement thatJon > Ngannou/Gane > Aspinall
A no contest is not a title defense.
>>151674066im afraid it islevels.
>>151673824
no ganetest
senor gane… no mas…
>Racist postsDon’t make me empty the gay porn folder
>>151673464You absolute FUCKING. DINGUS.“The orb”. You know, the FUCKING ORB that rolls around inside of your orbital space? Do you know what an orb is? It’s a ball. You know. Like your fucking EYEBALL.“I’m not worried about the orb”. Meaning there was NO DAMAGE to the eyeball. No abrasion, lesions, signs of irritation. “NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE ORB”.This fucking mother fucker said orbital bone.
>>151674058anthony smith should be somewhere between gane and tom
>>151674058Non-bribed Gane simulates Jon just as he did Aspinall.
MEFOOKENEYE
>>151674093tom failed the gane test
TRUTH NUKE
me son...me eyes...
RIP UK MMA
>>151673498You are the second fucking absolute retard I have found on this.AN ORB. IS A FUCKING SPHERE. IT’S A GOD DAMN BALL. WHEN THE DOCTOR MADE A COMMENT ABOUT THE “ORB”. HE’S TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING ORB! THAT ROLLS AROUND IN YOUR HEAD THAT YOU USE TO SEE WITH.OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE EYE”BALL”(ORB).Fucking LEARN English. READ BOOKS. Expand your god damn vocabulary. Holy shit.
>>151674109Nobody has ever shortened eyeball to orb lmfao
UK has fallen
>>151674058>>151674120Gane > Ngannou > Jon > Smiff > Aspinall
>>151674151Ngannou beat Gane with no knees
>>151674126Do you just spend all your time on twitter taking screencaps, posting gay porn and collecting benefits for your disability?
Do NOT face Ciryl Gane alone when astral projecting...Today while astral projecting I summoned Gane to try and weaken him so our heeming spells would work better.He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
AAAHHH ME ORB
>>151674139Not in normal speech. You fucking high IQ motherless bastard. This is a DOCTOR. Who throws out the word because it’s normal speech for him.I don’t even study medicine but I knew what he was referring to because I know ENGLISH.
>>151674159Gane won that fight, he was robbed
Laura sanko should teach dua lipa bjj and make a dvd
Would you please consider suicide pakibong? It would be one good thing that you could contribute to society since you will never do anything with your life.
How do we fix the HW division?I'll start:>kick Aspinall out of UFC>Cyril Gane next in line >Bring back Jon Jones for the vacant title
>>151674173
>>151674197Apologize to mark hunt hire schaub in some capacity preferably on screen execute jailton in the nevada desert
>>151674197>Bring back Jon Jones for the vacant titleJones says he only wants to fight Pereira, now what do you do?
The fat fella that beat up chocco pig got cut?
>>151674197Start a biannual GP I propose the Tony Halme Heavyweight Grand Prix with no upper limits
>>151674192Daddybong got ya clitty squirtin huh
Nah fuck that!
>>151673114 Cope.
THE orb?
Orbspinall
>>151674210>>151674213>>151674225Love the energy.I was also thinking a Royal Rumble (all weight classes). Winner faces Jon Jones AND Pereira in a Triple Threat.
>>151673103What a disgusting freak, I genuignly cannot watch his fights because he is so repulsive to look at, his very existence makes me nauseous.
Tom Orbspinall
Tom "No Long Term Damage" Aspinal, the stupid nit.
blacks can be defeated simply with words and petitions?
THE Curtis Blaydes
Gane was better on the feet for sure, but also his takedown defense revolved around eye gouges, so it's hard to say if he actually would have won if he wasn't cheating nonstop. But to be fair, I think Gane was taking this fight more seriously; I don't feel like tom trained hard enough. But now with all the Tom shaming and people giving Gane a pass for his constant cheating, Tom is gonna have a major psychological advantage, and I think that's a pretty dangerous advantage to have. If I were tom, I'd be determined to put my opponent in a coma. What psychological edge does gane gain from this? Nothing really.
>>151674305>body?
>>151674319The shot was also half-assed, looked more like Tom wanted to feint takedowns and hit Gane with an overhand. I’m expecting a wrestling heavy approach from Tom next time
>>151674319>What psychological edge does gane gain from this?His opponent quit in fear
>>151674342tom’s wrestling opens up the most when opponents are worried about his hands, his takedowns are very simplyhe can’t force it like jon or cain could
You guys are all missing something. Tom is good at making adjustments>Blaydes fight>Blaydes is doing pretty good on the feet>Freak accident occurs>Tom comes in and flatlines Blaydes with ease in the rematchSame will happen with Gane. Tom has the true Rinne Tensei with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu
>>151674346I feel like that's a potential disadvantage if anything. Underestimating your opponent is how tom got out there looking sloppy.
Aura.
>>151674354Gane came out unusually aggressive, if Tom really wants to wrestle he can step into a clinch. Gane is good at defending shots compared to body lock takedowns
>>151674305Fixed.
it is kinda funny when people talk about the greatest fighter of all time and they show you 5’1.5” demetrious johnsonhow are you the greatest fighter of all time if you only fight little midgets in a midget league? maybe he is the greatest midget league fighter of all time, but that is hardly the same as the greatest fighter of all time
>>151674386oh nonono, tomalaxirs!!!
>>151674386>BUT DOCTEH 'EE POKED ME EEEEYE>Get the fuck out of my office you little bitch
>>151674410The doctor was LITERALLY laughing at him, which is kind of crazy
>>151673114>Pantoja is literally shaking at the thought of going up and fighting MerabLiterally who would ever want to fight merab. he seems like the most annoying and disheartening person ever to fight. Just this strong bouncing midget that won't leave you tf alone. Also, I think it's funny for merab to just plug up bantamweight while demanding someone else jumps into the meatgrinder every 2-3 months, can't help but like him
>>151674385I think you’re right on paper but Tom looked a little hypnotized by the striking and movement. He should be able to win with that on paper but I need to see it before I am confident he can implement it. All I know is that the odds are going to be way fucking closer for the rematch. Maybe worth a bet on Tom if you’re certain.
>>151674319Tom landed more headstrikes buddeh
I think it's obvious that Tom heems Gane in the rematch
The salient point is that Gane is such a bad wrestler everyone forgot how good of a striker he is. He definitely outstruck prime Ngannou and certainly would have outstruck prime Jon. The truly unanswered question is how good of a wrestler Tom is.
I said he would have outstruck prime Jon I meant old Jon*
>>151674430I agree, Tom underestimated how different of an opponent Gane is compared to the fat plodders he’s been heeming easily Gane is the most technical HW striker but he doesn’t alter his game plans much, Volkov did so much better with a few adjustments
>>151674450Of course that's also what you said about their first fight. We see how that turned out.
>>151674434Fair, I think tom about matched him as far as damage, but he was definitely gassing a bit more. Still think he could have won sans the eye poking, but we'll never know at this point. I think the worst thing about everyone being against tom is that it will only further embolden and normalize fighters who intentionally cheat, because most of these commentators are just giving gane a free pass despite the fact that the eye gouge was his third one in a single round.
>>151674480yeah gane cheated
The reason alex wants to move to Hw
anthony smith made a career out of swallowing his own teeth in the fetal position just to stay in a fightthen you give him a microphone and ask his views about quitting after an eyepoke, I’m not really sure why people are surprised by his answer
>>151674480Yes, but that was fat and lazy tom. Now we're dealing with punished and shamed tom. Big difference.
>tom now realizing he really does have to hold gane against the cage and win a boring decisionmeme magic
Honestly this is Goddard's fault for letting DC getting away with eye pokes and setting a precedent. In the first Stipe fight he can be heard yelling "I'm warning you Daniel keep your hands closed" and then when an eyepoke inevitably took place he hit DC with the "I have to give the....le hard warning"
Rico could murder all HW without breaking a sweat kickboxers own ufc fatties
>>151674486After dominating him the entire fight and breaking Tom's face, yeah.
Khabib could come back and be heavyweight champion
>>151674561usyk would murder all kickboxers without breaking a sweatboxers own kung fu larpers
>Tom Aspinall is a quitter.- Jiri Prochazka
>>151674572Reminds me young Beterbiev vs young Usyk
>>151674581one body kick and Usyk falls crying boxers wear protection up to the ribs
I just saw the eye pokes. His hand was fully open and his fingers spread lmao. How the fuck does deliberate shit like that go unanswered in modern UFC? This is almost as bad as NBA officiating.
>>151674604kickboxers can’t even move their head
>>151674572p words actually fall for this stuff
>>151674616you move your head a lot you risk eating knee or Head kick ,watch milos how he moves
>>151674594>>151674572shawn porter beat usyk in the amateurs
>>151674605All these people shaming tom are setting a horrible precedent that does nothing other than enabling eye gougers and crotch kickers to keep doing their bullshit. Because they're not even mentioning gane's cheating, they're just going after tom, it's literal insanity.
>>151674642PinkPiggyPidors? Simply can’t compete with brazza sadly
shut up joe you little fool
>>151674450are you crazy in you head, man?
>>151674671Tom Aspinal is a victim :(
>>151674605Dana deserves this outcome.
>>151674675you saw a 2 second clip of volkov spliced into a video of khabib fighting some no name dog walker and thought it was real. type of nigga to give full sapport to AI instagram reels
really makes you ponder
>>151674671dude I just now watched video and not just pictures, his fingers were spread like a cat claw and he was trying to scoop his fucking eyes out LOL wtf was the ref even doing???
>>151674671Gane can't be punished if Tom refuses to continue
>>151674605>>151674671you guys should go watch tennis or billiardssomething like that
poor poor lil Tomboy...
>>151674714Jirka heems Turd Asspiss
>>151674721he was framing off the body kick
the eye poke didn't even land
love nick fuenteslove tom aspinallsimple as
>>151674711>>151674704Pigclitty leakage I’m afraid
Cowardice shouldn't be rewarded
#Pray4Tom#Justice4Tom
>>151674731Clawing at people's eyes in an organized fight is dishonorable pussy behavior, why are you in support of pussy behavior?
>>151674765and Tom let Gane get away with it by quitting on the spot
>>151674744cope. he was feeling pressured from aspinall's power and desperately gouging his eyes.
>>151674774Well, he can put him in his place in the rematch.
>>151674779>Implying Gane doesn't cheat in every fight regardless of difficulty
>>151674765it was unintentionalGane was winning the fight and had no reason to "cheat"But yes Gane deserves blame for the pokeBut Tom decided to quit which is way worseunacceptable
Even Oscar award winner Aljo weighed in....Fighters who've fought through worse and guys who faked it up agree... Tom is a quitting faking bitch. Chills...
what is the main difference between india and pakistan
I accidentally took a bunch of my moms birth control pills in middle school because I thought they were drugs and they inhibited my puberty and I have a big butt and features. That probably caused my AGP fetish and I mostly only get off on viewing myself as a women so I shave my legs and wear panties now. Stuff like that.
*quits*OI BRUV ME BLEEDIN PEEPER YE CAD
It was confirmed unintentional literally IMMEDIETLY after the event. Why are cazzies still discussing this?
>>151674796fake recognize fake
It's clear that Tom was slightly outmatched and Gane was going to win. Gane is smart to stack the odds on his side with the use of tactical fouls. Tom was smarter by refusing Gane's terms, that was his only path not to lose
>>151674802Even Demetrious Johnson has said this. And Tom's biggest fan mma guru was humbled into conceding. This case is closed, I'm sad to say.
>>151674814Accurate take. But that leaves the question of who this benefits? I think it'll benefit Gane more, because Tom is going to be even more scared and over think things even more going into the rematch. Where Gane will have much less anxiety knowing he was outclassing Tom.
>>151674814At least he's still never sat on the stool, yeah?
why would Tom say "I can't see" to the doctor? everyone knows that's the quickest way to get a fight stopped
>>151674767Factual post I lament with dread
>>151674802>>151674823A foul is a foul.
Im so fucking horny and lonely and I work at Walmart and I see beautiful women all day and Im pretty attractive but I dont know how to flirt or progress a relationship even with girls who are flirting with me like coworkers and stuff. Even if I could fake it to close the deal I would be so anxious I literally would be sweating and breathing heavy if we ever went onto a date to the point where I couldnt even enjoy myself let alone act normal. On top of all this I suffer from extreme AGP and my sexual desires are all out of wack and it seems almost unfair to a woman to get her into a relationship just to be dishonest about what I really am or what I like. So Ive just repressed all of this with masturbation addiction which has spiraled out of control until now when I practice no-Fap during my 5 day work week and now its just reminding me how deeply horny lonely and troubled I really am forcing me to confront my issues.
>>151674814you can tell tom studied deep theory for this match. most chess games at the highest level end in a draw
i will not eat a single morsel of food until ciryl gane is released from prison
>>151674798Least he has a job though
kek anon definitely hit a nerve
>>151674828Tom is probably crying and seething hard as fuck and will be determined to destroy gane. I'm betting on tom
>>151674852I got fired from Walmart due an extreme AGP flare up that resulted in multiple old Hispanic men porking my steatorrheussy
>>151674797pakistan are just muslim indians + pashtuns
>>151674859You're betting on the guy who quit after getting a sandy vagina to get super mad and show a killer instinct he's literally never shown in his entire career? Kek
>>151674852Xhe does not.
>>151674861I wish I could have a girlfriend. My sexual impulses are all wrong dude to severe AGP. I could never have a normal relationship, plus I’m too socially awkward to even force it for the sake of sex. I’d be too nervous probably at the time to do anything. I’ll never know the joy. Some of us were just meant to be alone
>>151674855It seems I hit a NERVE there!!
>>151674882Yes, because everyone is calling him a pussy, and his opponent was very obviously cheating and got away scot-free. That kind of shame can push a man to great lengths to prove everyone wrong. He came into this fight as a fat, lazy, and complacent bumbler. He'll be going into the next fight with a thirst for blood.
>>151674915Yeah but for my purposes I wanna be as sexy and feminine as possible because of AGP for whatever lucky guy I meet off grindr. So whenever I pull the trigger I’m gonna have to full shave my face and makeup and then it would be a long time until I could go back to having my cool facial hair and attracting women again.
>>151674917That's not how human nature works. Tom exposed himself as someone who, the first time he'd literally ever been tested in any way, showed zero heart. He's talented for sure but he has no heart whatsoever because he's never had to have it -- he just won everything quickly.
>>151674828It's tough to say.We saw how Yan vs Aljo or Belal vs Edwards went.At the same time one could point to how Yair poked Stephens in the first and comfortably won in the rematchIt feels Tom went in ill prepared or believing too much he could land and heem Gane.
>>151674919this is like that time Aspinall quit to Gane's jab
>>151674919Since spammy seems to know who you are you should just schedule a fight with him then kill him in self defence
>>151674828Tom is 100% going for the fence stall next fight
so is there gonna be a rematch soon or are they gonna drag this crap out until the White House card
just two more years until the rematch!
>>151674671Pige.
Guru has gained 5 pounds from all the stress eating he's done due to all you losers mocking Tom
>>151674944It absolutely is how it works. He got exposed, and now it's time for revenge and to prove himself. He absolutely will have the psychological edge in the rematch.
>>151674915>>151674959Seething at me (us) won't unmaggot ya mommy's minge I'm afraid...
>>151675010good I hope he fuckin explodes like a microwaved soseg roll and mighty blouse johnson drowns in his innards
>>151675014I'm not sure you understand what exposed means. He exposed a factor of his character that can't be taught or trained: the willingness in moments where courage matters to be courageous. He got scared, took the first opportunity to quit, and STILL is trying to snivel his side of the story out by posting selfies and long pls believe me bro videos etc. He's a heartlet. You think Jiri is able to get the fuck beaten out of him and come back to win in the final round because of something he was taught? That's just who he is. You can't teach that shit. You either are or you aren't. Tom just isn't that guy.
>>151674828aspinall seemed surprised by gane's level so the rematch benefits him more
>>151675049You spend most of your day seething over a white trash walmart worker, what’s up with that?
GOAT
>>151675070Your mother is dead sadly...
>>151674995You suck off dobermans and dalmations pretending they’re ya dead daddy!
>>151675054I thought Tomala was supposed to win inside 2 minutes?
these schizos are really making up entire backstories for their opponents in their mindthrowing anything at the wall to see what sticks
>>151675083Merab really is a fucking machine
>>151675094I just spoke to her right now
>>151675114He was before the foul
>>151675114just tune in on paramount+ nignig
Jon at the Whitehouse is there for tom
Yeah well your great grandfather is dead! Pwned!!!!!
>>151675083Merab xisters I’m relieved we get to to fight another bum in December Maybe we can even keep the chastity belt for a another 6 months while Umar’s ankle heals
>>151675137your uncle will never recover from his stroke, he is a totally different person now
Just got word from Dana, Poatan and Jonny bones is a done deal for ufc at the white house main event 5 rounds for the undisputed ufc heavyweight crown.Gane will fake an injury in training and Tom will get stripped for inactivity
bruh
>>151675127Tomala will have to change xer gender assigned at birth rather than the network sadly...
>>151675160Go get em, sis!
your sister in law deserved to get hit by that drunk driver, she cheated in cancun
>>151675159Umdaddy is Unheemable!
>>151675149My uncles doing pretty good actually how’s yours?
>>151675136Sadly AGPoatan will be oinkin’ and squirtin’ on Jondaddy’s BBC while Tomala fingers xer orb in the corner
tom just debated an mma youtuber on the eye poke and totally destroyed the narrative that he quitsearch up "tom aspinall vs stuart austin" on youtube to watch
>>151675114Gane (no wrestling) defended the takedown via fouling, then ended the fight via fouling
in 13 ufc fights mario bautista has 1 tko/ko win
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uIqkdFiFzYUCHOCOLATE PEPPA PIG>>151664566
>>151675188The orb must be kept safe
>>151675200We're suckling BBC and snowballin' the splooge into ya momma's maggot minge I'm afraid...
>>151675188the fractured ramblings of a buckbroken mind
>>151674671You are now only keenly aware how cooked the average person mentally already is. These people would run you off the road if you pulled in front of them. I don’t know why but everyone’s lost their minds
I need a BWC in my gaping chasm.Now.
>>151675233Pro fighters: Tomala quitPozzed squealin' piglet: Xhe won the popular vote!!!
>>151675200Sadly all piggie supremapigs can accomplish is oinkin xhemselves to the abbatoir
Dana White dies, and then chooses you as his successor as king of UFC. What's the first thing you do?
>>151675269Encourage fighters to unionize, probably.
>>151675268now post the iq chart
Very Arabic posts right now.
>>151675269I make Zhang Weili sit on my facethen I allow kicks and stomps on a grounded opponent
>>151675083>>151675145Merab just keeps evolving and getting noticeably better with each fight. And it's probably because he fights like 4 times a years as opposed to once or twice like those other bums. At the rate he's going, merab is going to be heavyweight champ by 2032. Screenshot this.
The lad just doesn't wanna fuckin fight.
>>151675269Cut WMMA entirely>>151675283Retard
>>151675269decrease fighter pay by 3%
tom should refuse the rematch if he believes gane poked his eyes on purpose. if tom takes the rematch, he essentially admits that the eyepoke was an accident, and he refused to fight someone that accidentally poked his eye
>>151675298I bet she's got one of those meaty two inch clits
>>151675268Factual post I fear...
>>151674058yeah aspinalls retarded lounging in with his chin in the air is tailor suited for ngannou to knock out
>>151675296Kek who is this? is that actually Rogan's dad?
>>151675308Tom doesn't have a choice here. Dana is forcing the rematch. He'll either take the fight or get stripped and get the worst possible fights for the last two on his contract.
Wait, I'm just going to check something...*checks*Yup, Tom is still the champ. And Gane is still title-less after 3 attempts.
the banning of the n word on heem has had disastrous consequences
>>151675222Where is this from?
>>151675269Have Tom be publicly executed in France for his embarrassing display of cowardice. Gane will man the guillotine.
>>151675269pretend like I've resurrected Dana and Weekend at Bernie's him around UFC events and the PI
>>151675269i change my appearance to look exactly like dana and reappear 3 days later
>>151674970Tom's eye has to heal he might be out for a long time
>>151675345Yup, it has lead to people glamorizing Gane for cheating and villified Tom for being a victim. Typical racists being racist.
why did they choose an mma general out of all the mentally ill gennies on 4chan
>>151675222Jones had already downloaded Tom
Tom should gouge out Gane's eye in the rematch. Similar to how Stipe intentionally put his thumb through DC's skull as revenge for getting eye poked 20 times by him in the past.
>tom will have a heavy wrestling approach in the rematchguy doesn't have the cardio to pull this off, gane has his number
A 3rd fight is only thing that makes sense now:There is no money for usyk in fighting wardley no one knows who he us, he dominated dubois, Parker lost, agit kabayal also unknown no money, itauma too young, Joshua is a joke now, ngannou got destroyed and Zhang lostMaybe the winner of chisora and white could be fun though for fans. Jai opetaia in some Crawford canelo type thing could be cool. Usyk has said he thought of going back to cruiserweight.Thoughts?
finish my new rap song:corneal abrasionpussy ass nigga is malaysian
>>151675415WDWTCH
>>151675366good thing I don’t have to take the ooga express
>>151675415What would gypsies think of someone who quits?
>>151675415they're going to make him fight wardley im sure. Otherwise he should just retire as one of the best HW to do it. there really isn't any to prove by dropping down to cruiserweight and fighter smaller guys
>>151675345Yep. It opened the door to cuck spammers and trans fetishists
>>151675424gane cheated and got awaytom gonna make sure he pay
>>151675415This looks extremely homosexual
>>151675459fuck i really need to spell check
Aljo called Tomala a quitterDustin didChael didBisping didDC didJones didJiri didSmif didThe entire heeming community is coming out to call this man a bitch, the only supporters of him are fat bitches that never fought like Pooru and reddit
>>151675351Jon jumped on nelk boys to discuss Ilia's divorce. Fleece Johnson jumped on too
>>151675345Yeah what we really need banned is the Q word... right tomalasisters???
>>151675485Daner did and at the end of the day that's all that counts
>>151675485it's just British people. they're like this with everything, they love making mediocre British trash into the best thing ever. look at the Beatles for example
>>151675485it's funny seeing guru shit on cejudo for quitting and then going on to defend tom for doing the same thing. Cejudo was actually injured
>>151673607>eye poke strikes
Tom walked out of the octagon with a championship around his waist
>>151675505The Beatles were most popular in America
>>151675527There are alot more americans per capita your probably wong sadly
>>151675539*you’re
guys when i was showering this morning, i rubbed my head and there was hairs on my handits the beginning of the end boys, im gonna need to do something drastic
I miss the contender series
The problem is that Tom is actually really good and really talented. He's so good he never had to struggle, although that's also because his path to the belt was pretty easy in retrospect... through no fault of his own. But yeah, his only real experience with actual adversity (beyond tapping immediately to a heel hook) was being poked in the eye and... he quit. Maybe he's got balls hidden up inside his oversized frame but he's gonna really have to let em hang if he wants to be seen as anything but a bitch from here on out. I don't think he has it in him, personally. It's corny when fighters say they're willing to die in the ring, but it's also sometimes true. Tom has never said anything like that. In a vacuum, that's fine. I'm not willing to die fighting in a ring, either. But that unwillingness means he's never gonna be great.
"to strike is to use hands and foots as weapons"-ganne
>>151675546your hair tommed
>>151675491Insane how he saw through him whew
>>151664566Schaub heemed you
heeming a pizza
>>151675568the problem is that he was paid to fight. the doctor said he isn't so grievously wounded that he cant fight. and he refused to continue fighting
>>151675608Eating or american pie
>>151675608ur just heeming urself b
>>151675608what toppings b?
>>151675572Your bacon bussy sounds hangry for a Black Daddy...Melodaddy could use another piggy to gape dry...
I've decided to Tom eating fast food
>>151675620herzog told him it was up to him with what happens from here on out after talking to the doc, tom chose to quit
What does Tom mean now?
>>151675648Surely sushi is okay
I tommed having sex with men
>>151675636you go to that playbook often, I think saving all that gay porn has influenced your mind
>>151675695Sushi doesn't count as fast food
I tommed italying my rockhold
Don't be a Tommer in life guys
Why not just dock a fighter's pay every time they foul, intentionally or not. UFC saves money which they'd love, and it'd help deter the guys doing it intentionally
>>151675683to admit defeat For example: Sam was losing on CS2 so he tommed out and thew his PC out his window
you gotta protect your orb b sometimes tomming is justified if your orb is in the danger zone
>>151675704I couldn't do it bapp but I'm really selective about my slop the occasional super pizza or kebab roll aside I prefer if there is at least a salad table
>>151675724>>151675724>>151675724>>151675724new
>>151673054Jiri is one of those dudes where when he says this shit I actually believe him
>>151675603What ever happened to the Meeeeegan stalker
OI ME NAMES TOMMY ARSEPAINAL, AND THE ONLY THINGS ALLOWED TO POKE ME ARE PAKI WILLYS
>>151673226>tfw got kimura'd twice in the same week by two extremely strong guys who went all out to break my arm. Now my knees, my left shoulder, some of the fingers from my left hand, my right wrist and my forehead's skin are all fucked due to BJJ autism.
>>151675929oi mate have some respect fer tommy boy innit he jus had him bloody peeper gouged out innit
>>151675517Holy shit, gane is not only an eye poker and a nut puncher, but a finger biter as well?! how does this guy still have his fighting license?!
>>151673415This nigga wants to be the white Nganou so bad
BREATHE OUTBREATHE INAMERICAN OXYGEN
