Warrior edition
Petition Tom
UFC just ain't the same without William Knight in it
.
sign my petition to abandon this thread
"Toad hole" Tom Aspinall
leave tom to me
>>151675724illegal strike vs legal, accumulated damage
ME SON'S A SPASTIC AN ME EYES FOOKED
Tomala Orb prolapsed sadly
if i were going to eye poke my opponent i'd make sure to oil check them first to compound the physical injury with an infection. levels
me bleedin peeper mate fook me bleedin orb
very arabic posts today
https://youtu.be/rNYKi4XB6Cw
Will Tom be able to fight again in the UFC, like ever?
tom could never
>>151675724I heard Tom is going to retire and go to boxing. Anyone hear anything about that?
>>151675817The way his body falls, first landing on the floor on his side, and then tumbling onto his stomach face-first, is kino.
>>151675817We call them sexy Arabdaddies here
>>151675846Yeah i heard he was beefing with jake paul on twitter
>>151675821>People that are booing Tom over Gane (the worst cheater in ufc) are deludedGurutroons are making me so happy rn this is as delicious as a brazza melty but in intelligible english
>Now you've fascinated me, Tom Aspinall >DOMAIN EXPANSION
notice that the gurucels haven't found a single good part of that 47 minute video that they can use to defend him
>>151674843Nah, intentionality is directly addressed in the rules in regards to the ref's discretion :(
>>151675882oh nonono
16 seconds in and I can tell this video needs a fat zoot to accompany it
Me bleedin pooper m8
>>151675882OHHHH IT IS A LITTLE BIT REDSTOP THE FIGHT
The video starts with andy saying >me son, you couldn't make this up
>>151675817 salkilld is a future champ btw
>>151675926not with that flag I lament
Does gurucels have any boys left who hasn't been exposed?
people forget man
Faggy Face Tom
>>151675944Pink piggies can’t fight I’m afraid
i just saw the news...
Tom still cant see per Andy aspinall.
1 minute in and old randy "prince" andy says outright that they reached out yesterday to a friend who is a doctor for an appointment, aspinalls have all the PR skills of another prince andrew of the uk
>>151675841You'd have to be a retard to go blind for the poofc
>>151675963RIP to his career
>>151675882blood and gore… truly barbaric sport
more people have died in pillowtap than mma, so really Tom fleeing to the squared circle isnt a story loss so much as a story win
Nothing is torn behind the eye the eye is alright, per andrew "andy" aspinall (2:18)
Sad sad day for tom aspinall, becoming half blind at a young age is some tawlf shit
order the sean brady meal at wingstop
>>151675882at least the orb is ok
nothing is behind tom's eyes, you can say that again
>>151676051Belal Muhammad, a true American icon
Tom aspinall abusing his p*lish wife and mischling spawn per andy aspinall (4:40)
>>151676031This is America's only real current contender for a UFC belt btw
Honestly? Respect for Tom
>>151676051Belal is not American howthoughbeit
Belal is from the independent state of Chicago not America
PAKI WILLYS IN ME TOMMUSSY, OI LOVE THE QUOIN
Joshua Van is the most American American on the roster, nice try bongland…
Andy aspinall getting flustered at accusations of him being a kris jenner to his son per andy aspinall 6:06
Azamat vs Jiri how good can that be
>>151676099im unsure
Apparently tom tapping to the heel hook was because he had kidney stones per andy aspinall 6:56 this shit gets funnier every video they make
Jiri said asspinal cowered in fear
>>151676065an American that eats boneless wings is bound for nothing but failure I digress in horror
>>151676051The average American makes 65k a year, 0 reason to put effort into this sport when if you took the same effort into work/school you would be more successful with no injuries
I clearly remember bongs celebrating Jamaican fighter Leon Edwards. Do not throw stones from glass houses.
Who the fook is andy aspinall
>>151676118at this point his inability to shut the fuck up and not embarrass himself feels like a reverse troll job
>>151676124Average wage is an odd number when you have so many billionaires in one country what average are we talmbout here b
>>151676129he has that yookay accent tho
>>151676129true
>>151676130tom wanted something a little more androgynous (my apologies for deadnaming)
>>151676051In other countries people are poorer and they see MMA or sports in general as a way to become rich. Also Dagestan, Georgia, Chechnya, etc. all have a system were all the boys train since they are young, it's part of their culture almost. It's normal you get more fighters from there.
>>1516761389 minutes in and I know I'm rewatching this from the top it's just too good maybe andy hates his son or something he can't be this oblivious
>>151676118They are literally retarded, there could be no other explanation as to why they keep exposing themselves like that unless Dana is involved somehow, nobody is this stupid, even the pig spams their dms all day to cut that shit out immediately.
>>151676065and thats a good thing, brady's a beast
MMA is haram
Names Jon Jones and my family is dead.
ay he had a sour crust on his eye durin camp>shows Tom visiting pediatrician and wincing when his knee is tapped by rubber hammer
Belal is the only man to ever heem Brady
>>151675821>"he can't see out his right eye">the video from a few days ago showed tom telling the doctor he could see partially out of it and saw clearly looking at the doctor's fingers >"the left one has partial vision">tom was literally pointing at the screen after the fight and was telling people to watch the replayi'm sure his eyes aren't 100% but why are they lying like this?
>>151676140The average wage on a slave plantation is pretty high too. One millionaire master and 20 slaves, divided equally, etc.
>>151676065Strickland
isn’t John Jones the name of a suicide cult leader or something? isn’t that the kool aid man or am I mistaken?
what kind of slob of an athlete has multiple kidney stones?>it were his diabetes made his knee give oot
>>151676187Hilarious
>>151676140the median number is 62k
>>151676208That was Jimbo Jim Jones though.
Hey pussy are you still there?
So what if aspinall destroys gane in the rematch. Will all of you haters be changing your little tunes?
>>151676169I have started to suspect that andy just hates tom passionately and it is all deliberate and planned
FUCKING KWAB Fat retards like Pooru and redditors defending Rapedspinall meanwhile the ultimate warrior and samurai in poofc called him a pussy
after watching Brady get outstruck by Chiesa and heemed by Belal I think Morales might kill him
>>151676208Jim Jones
>>151676200>>151676216Retard
>>151676224Obviously we will pretend to have been on Tom’s side all along. Are you new to this?
morales was stumped by the mathematical equation that is jake matthews
>I'm gonna take care of Ciryl, put out Pereira, Ol' Ante's gonna knock out Pav and Valter and I'll hand him over me belt.I'll be a big drawl innit? Mate, wha promoter in their right mind wouldnt pay me a gorillian pounds to box the head offa Joshua or Usyk innit? Then I'll get ya that life size bouncy castle ya always wanted. >NNNERERRRRR GREEEENNNERRRRR NEEERRRR NEEEER AHHHHHHHH>That's right son. Slow and steady wins the race.
>>151676174Laldaddy already oinked Sean Bacony albeit
Thomas "the Train" Aspinall
>>151676224No because Gane was always shit. That's why it's so embarrassing Tom got his ass whooped by him in the first place.
>>151676226Jiri even doubled down and retweeted in case someone called it a fake quote kek
>>151676224why wouldn't anyone change their tune? the whole point is that tom potentially took the easy way out because gane threw him offin a rematch he'll approach gane better and probably heem him rd 1
predict how this will look exactly 1 year from now.
>>151676272dan hooker pfp #1
>>151676272No.
Tom will fake an injury in the rematch as well as in the trilogy. Gane will never touch the belt.
>>151676260BASED JIRI... But what is he saying exactly?
>>151676260>>151676226Not a good look when Jiri calls you a coward
>>151676251Are you going to pretend to hide again?
1 year in the copelow
>>151676226Two disgusting raped BBC piggies I’m afraid Both should be boiled alive
>>151676286it's essential to win
>>151676226Guru is more of a samurai than Jiri ever was, one could argue
Tom panicked and showed he's a heartlet
>even aljo is shitting on tomkek
>>151676286you have to if you have any hope of winning
What is next for Chris Barnett?He has 2-6 at the UFC.He is 39.
>>151676272Kayla Harrison will be the UFC's first tredecuple champ
>>151676290>Pretend to hideWhat does this even mean, like he wasn't hiding?
Bro was bricked up cuddling with Hasbulla!
>>151676272>pfp merab>flyweightpantoja>bantamweightumar>featherweightmerab>lightweight tsarukyan>welterweight shavkat>middleweight chimaev>light heavyweight ulberg>heavyweight aspinall>women’s strawweightsuarez>women’s flyweightshevchenko>women’s bantamweightharrison
>>151676334I'd like to tredecuple her championship iykwim
>>151676345Please don't misgender, Xadame.
>>151676286Just heem with one eye
shavkat is more than likely retired, zabit situation
>>151676354Can you extrapolate on that?
>>151676272pantoja still champmerab loses to umar and then also loses the rematchvolk retires/evoloev is champarman is lw champ after beating ilia, ilia retires to boxing and gets heemed islam retires after losing to jdm , shavkat is champ after beating jdm khamzat still champank beats jiri and is champalex moves up hw fights jon wins and gets heemed by tom, retires don't care about wmma p4p #1 will be pantoja or khamzat
>>151676330one more chance to meme.
>>151676361I would like kayla harrison to use me as a tampon
Mods need to start handing out permabans for starting new heems early
He’s right you know
>>151676356These people are so in there own head, the internet is a problem i love it but wish I could have experienced life before it
Milos slays
>>151676272VanMerabEvloevPaddyIslamChimaevPereiraJones
>>151676226Jiri is one of the only people I'll accept a statement like this from. I genuinely believe the guy would keep fighting even if his eye was completely gouged out
>>151676397>paddy
Me vs Mya Lesnar would be an early finish
>>151676225Maybe he hates him on a subconscious level knowing he is not his son or whatever.
>>151676399Most people keep fighting after a eyepoke it’s not very special
>>151676381how inbred do you have to be to find this bait interesting?
Sean Brady dominated and finished Edwards. Belal's best win is a competitive 48-47 against Edwards
I have...an thick peins
>>151676414Imagine.
New petition just dropped to overturn it from a no contest to a DQreddit, do your thing
Andy Aspinall is Fazza Fury tier humiliating his son at this rate
>>151676429don't care. Peon sucks.
>>151676386tanked that
>>151676379Its not early a bunch of posts got deleted
>>151676414Prime breeding stock
petition to make gane fight another contender and give tom ample rest time
If you honestly think Tom didn't quit you must ask yourself two questions:If Tom was challenging for the belt and not the champion do you not think he would at least try to push through?And second, If Aspinall was dominating and winning the fight, do you not think he would continue to fight with one eye?If you say no to these questions you're lying to yourself.
desu tom is more of an athlete than a fighter and he doesnt really try to pretend hes a fighter anyway so i dont get the hate.
Lets get freaky here!
>>151676491no. rematch is guaranteed. he didn't poke himself.
>>151676414She's so hot
liking mya lesnar is equally gay as liking troons, but neither is fully gay
Gane calculated every possible way this fight could go. But he didn’t calculate this. Brilliant.
I need to breed her
>>151676529oh look the gay professor is here
>>151676529>liking women is gayyou're retarded
Mya Lesnar looking like a phat ass white boy
>>151676529Thank you, headmaster of mastering giving men head. Respectfully.
has tom said anything about grooming gangs>nowell that says it all doesn't it
>>151676548I would gladly donate my sperm to the Lesnar estate but I’m afraid I can not consummate in person
>>151676543Tom being that much of a coward that he would would quit from an eyepoke was so statistically anomalous that GODne had not accounted for it in the calculations.... Volumes.
has Gane ranked top 10 french foods?thought so
>>151676529liking troons is punishable by death.true females have an innate femininity that can't be replicated by the mentally degenerate.
her boyfriend is a center from the 49ers
>>151676597Lucky bastard.
>>151676583fries, escargot, croissant, and another seven things
>>151676429Ehh she's got an aesthetic going on when she's caked in makeup I guess, lucky future dude is gonna beastly kids with her
>>151676563There are zero white American fighters ranked in the p4p top 15 brazza if you want to exclude other races you're worse off
>>151676491it kind of doesn't matter if he quit, because you have to ask yourself this simple question:would any champ have continued in that circumstance?the answer is no
>>151676612What the fuck
>>151676597their sons will take back the south
We all know the answer
>>151676618>would any champ have continued in that circumstance?>the answer is noit happens LITERALLY all the time
>>151676612What does makeup have to do with brady
protect myself at all times
>>151676637name one time it happened in rd 1 where the champ was losing
>>151676618Jon got heemed in the balls before tapping out GaneCope rajneesh
>>151676618kek what? I absolutely guarantee every single male champion other than aspinall would've continued
>>151676629an indian made this
>Even the brits are shitting on asspinal calling him a cowardess tawlf
>>151676658We can actually confirm this
>>151676655jon got tapped in the dick that's not the same as a deep double eye-poke lmaoalso jon is a freak he's probably used to getting his shit stepped on
>>151676638He transitioned.
>>151676629You are a total faggot for posting this
>>151676629but ilia does look like this. do swarthoids really?
tom still can't see out of his right eye and his left eye is at 50% btw
toporios wife left him because he fucks his sister
>>151676629>ilia... but 9% worse
>>151676694>>151676192
>>151676694Kek what a blind bitch
remember when herzog low key snaked cejudo by making the next round start before pausing the fight and calling it off so it can go go scorecards
ME PEEPERS ME PEEPIN ORBS ARE TURNED TO MUSH *posts a picture of normal eyes with zero redness*
50% in one eye does not mean completely blind
according to experts, if topuria was 6’0 she would have stayed with him
>>151676700Two BBC piggies
>>151676694according to his pedo fazza lol all the doctors including the one in the cage said he was fine
>>151676747thats obvious
he’s pretending to be blind in both eyes now? oh brother loltom just be quiet until the rematch bro…
dana said tom could see just fine kwab
>>151676747according to experts, lanklets are pathetic brittle jews
das enuff maddafuckka
>>151676629why do poor men dress so badTheir lack of taste is like an eternal mark for us to avoid
he pulled one fresh from the manlet cope folder, that was fast
>i cant see>sees the jumbotron just fine
Me sons eye is heemed
tom moving onto his 3rd title defense, incredible.
the duck bit has not aged well. aspinbros how do we plan to recover from this? has GODru given us any shilling instructions yet?
“I can’t see” was always a metaphor. Clearly pakis don’t understand figurative language…
Don't let all the Tom GOATspinall spam distract you from the fact that Muhammad got PORKED by like 6 joggers in the desert. And he didn't take it well, either (complained of feeling sore!).
>>151676789shut up u psg shirt wearing noob
>>151676629why is there so much cuckposting here now?
>>151676793weird isn't it
>>151676818Tomhammad got ZUTTED by Gane thoughbeit
>>151676793He felt it ethereally.
will you guys apologize if it turns out worse than expected?
Aspiggy go oink oink suck suck waaaah!!
>>151676854I will be happy and cheer for his downfall
Picked up a cheeky sixer of Stella's from Greggs
>>151676597If sher lost some weight, she wouldn't be that bad looking.
FACT: Stipe tanked 20 eyepokes similar or worse than Gane’s, and still went on to heem the nigger out of DC.
>>151676854His dad said it’s likely inflammation inside the eye
UFC needed something like this to happen, the heavyweight division is pretty dead at the moment
>>151676815it just happens that if you say that "metaphor" the fight has to be stopped
tom aspinall has a brain hemorrhage that severs his optic nerve and you fucking laugh? petition to ban you from heem
>>151676887Stipe got Heemed dead in the round where he was eye poked badly
>>151676893the hw division needed the 5 round war it was shaping up to bethis just heemed the division whats jailton and volkov going to do now
The coward of manchesterThe raped polish bitch of warsawThe quitting rat of englandAss pinal
>>151676887FACT: Stipe heemed DC's eye so badly in the last fight which is why he won
https://youtu.be/GLaFnaTlGokits up
GANE'S WHOLE HAND WAS ISNSIDE OF TOM'S ORB AND YOU'RE LAUGHING?
>>151676887>>151676912>>151676921the dc stipe eye poke saga was kino and it's a shame that this new breed of heavyweights is too soft to exchange fouls with each other like men
>>151676955Chads
Tomala has AGP of the orbussy I'm afraid...
>>151676972What’s this combo called?
when you really contemplate it, gane is just the baby of dc and stipe,,,
>>151676984why didn’t they teach him to wrestle
>>151676979>>151676972>>151676955Stipe and DC's stock just rose
>>151676981it's called The Story Win
Damn it feels so good to be alive
>>151676943Gayne's BBC was inserted straight into Asspainal's socket.
>heem is more mentally ill than the sharty nowSad to say it but Spammy won. He now has proteges who live here 24/7. Heem has been heemed
>>151676999You'll get Magny in the rematch Mike
>>151677009what exactly is the sharty
>AND HERE WE GOT LIL TOMMY! THOMAS! HEY HEY! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! YOU LISTEN!!! GET BACK HERE!!! YOU LISTEN AND STOP CRYING!!! BE A BIG BOY AND STOP RUNNING AWAY!! SAY YOURE SORRY!!! DONT TALK BACK TO ME!!! JUST SAY YOURE SORRY THOMAS!!!
>>151676979gane's poke is like a tickle compared to this. people saying tom got the worst eye poke ever are fucking insane.
me sons maggoty minge
>>151676955>>151676972>>151676979SOVL
>>151677023Remember when /qa/ raided the fag board and was shut down for a while? They started their own website called basedjak party. It is literally a 4chan clone dedicated to basedjaks and is extremely mentally ill, as you would imagine
>>151677034And DC tanked that shit and kept fighting. Levels, man
this poke was good, heavyweight pokes are just different
>>151677023What Tomala did in xer diaper when Ganedaddy’s BBC made impact
dirty chinamen Jake still won this fight
ahhhhhhhhh
It seems the narrative Is shifting in favor of big Tom it seems
>>151677070>>151677077based
poolal quit and you loved him ha actually no that never happened
I am the Adolf Hitler of MMA, and I am here to tell you that SELF-LOVE DOES NOT MAKE YOU GAY.
Nigger
>>151677053>Remember when /qa/ raided the fag board and was shut down for a while? They started their own website called basedjak party. It is literally a 4chan clone dedicated to basedjaks and is extremely mentally ill, as you would imagine
>>151676286He's saying he doesnt know how much money he spent last week and as far as the Tom's title fight goes, he would have found a way to heem.
Dana White's Beautiful Bellend
Biggest joke in mma
>>151677114We say Tom Aspinall now.
>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNYKi4XB6Cw>STILL GOING ON ABOUT THE EYE POKEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNYKi4XB6Cw
>>151677053We have no idea what your babbling piggy ass is squealin' about I'm afraid.
it's time for us to accept that tom is just a big baby forced by his dad to compete in mma. he has no concept of honor because he doesn't know why he's fighting in the first place. in a way he's the real victim here.
JUST IN: dana white has shut down the ufc heavyweight division
Dana White's Delicious Dick
wtf Nasrat has a wiki page but neither Quillan or Ribovics have a pagewho chooses which ufc fighters get a wikipedia page
enough is enough. throw andy aspinall in prison.
Dana White Picturesque Penis
Dana White
Dana White's Huge Hawlg
>>151677175Khabibesque
Dana White's Marvellous Meng
Loving watching the entire mma community cry over an eye poke such a gay ass sport. Fuck Dana
>>151677199the fans
LET'S GO FOR THAT
Dana White's Celestial Cock
K-1 is better than goyFC
>>151677258ONE is better than both
Dana White's Salacious Shaft
aspinwall: groomed from a young age to be an interdisciplinary martial artist gane: furniture salesman that took up karate in his 20s for a lark
I made this picture inspired by /heem/
>>151677258Your mommy's minge is full of maggots I'm afraid...
bababooey howard stern
Meth psychosis general
>>151677158>guru is the top comment
>>151677279this really puts things in perspective
ANDY ASPINALL MOLESTED AND KEEPS ON MOLESTING HIS SON
Dana White's Sweltering Shlong
>>151677158>zero visible damage>doctors say it's fine>claims he still can't see anywayhe's going to milk this shit for the rest of his career isn't he?
>>151677308Care to share the perspective ?
>>151677302chills
>>151677199literally some brownoid who looks like nasrat made it because pakistan numba 1 buddy
Dana White's Jovial John Thomas
>>151677321>I cant even open me eye!>camera catches him open his eyes>post fight interview>I cant e-even open me eye!
Dana White's Wonderfull Willy
It'll be hilarious if Salkilld loses the first time he fights a White guy
>>151677331Well in short the perspective is that tom was groomed for fighting from a young age with no internal motivation, whereas Gane is doing this whole fighting thing as a hobby. Really puts it in perspective dont you think
Me to racist gurucels
Dana White's Magnificent Member
>>151677368It'll be hilarious if you made your mommy's maggot minge queef again...
>>151677373No i dont think thats why i asked you
>>151677413Sexy Black Daddy...
my perspective? i think tom wants to be a furniture salesman but his dad won't let him
Tom Aspinall is a quitter how come Drew Dober continued on fighting when he had an even worse eyepoke 2 weeks back? Oh i know why because Tom is a quitter
Haqparast was a mechanical engineering student at Hamburg University of Applied Sciences.[2][5]When Haqparast made his UFC debut, he was dubbed by several media members as a “mini” version of middleweight fighter Kelvin Gastelum due to their close physical resemblance.[57] This has resulted in many media outlets comparing their fighting styles often.[58]Haqparast's mother died in September 2021, which was weeks prior to his fight at UFC 266.[59]Haqparast previously fought under the Afghan flag in the UFC, but revealed on his social networks that he was no longer allowed to do so.[60] At UFC Fight Night 209, Haqparast announced that he will represent Morocco from September 3, 2022, onwards, due to training and living there.[61]
>>151677447Damn Jean absolutely raped that piggy
>>151677447Bled like a piggy I'm afraid...
>>151677158>>151677302Tom's dad must have watched this clip because he brings up out of nowhere in the video and says "tom had the heel hook loss, but when he went to the doctor AFTERWARDS they found out he had kidney stones! and he was tired! but he never gives up! l-losing that was a good thing!" KEK
aah me FOOKIN labia
Pigru squealin
>>151677302Jondaddy bodied that balding disgusting disfigured demented deformed transvestite piglet freak.
>>151677302
>>151677435Quillian is a white guy from Australia with a mustache.
>>151677465Hey drop it. No piggy talk this close to Slamdaddy's fight. We only use that word when our browndaddys like zatdaddy are fighting. It was stickied in the brazzacord b. Be careful.
>>151676146what bout tyson fury, bby?
>>151677435>Haqparast previously fought under the Afghan flag in the UFC, but revealed on his social networks that he was no longer allowed to do so.Would be kinda odd if he was carrying around the new Afghnistan flag aka the Taliban flag
>>151677497>white guyWe call them AGPiglets here.
If you poke my eye I’ll gouge out yours. Rules of the jungle.
Slampiggy leg locking to SECURE Daddynovski's seed
>>151677485This can't be real
Mullet and mustache white boy ? Easy work brazza
>>151677519Aint no jungle in the UK brotha
>>151677119Nice selfie
>>151677494Damn Matgeek plays Destiny?
Tom's dad said you guys need to stop making fun of him
>>151677548nah fuck that
Story win for haqparast
>>151677485How long until his suicide?
Tanked that shit even
massive heem event in Brazil today, I wonder what happened. it might be macaco Tiao's birthday
>>151677503>pisslam is NOT a pink p-ACK!!!!
>>151677540https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx1Eux2W8_0
Seethin britcels https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOBKrSW1kfQ
Feed Quillian that zesty little French nigger
>>151677595DAMN DIS NIGGA GAME AND STREAM? NEHHHH GET THE F*CK OUT
>>151677592Hey don't do that to John Pork! wtf
>>151677595Toongeeks playthrough of MGSV was; in an word; illiminaiting
Foodgeek is essentially Swedish XQc.
>>151677579won't be a suicide, it will be a munchie box explosion, yum yum sauce shoots out his eyes and mighty mouse is forced to live off his corpse because he cant reach the door knob
Matgeek has a black wife just so you know
>>151677711OOOOOOOOHHHHHH BASED
>>151677711*BLACKED wife
john pork future lw champ youll see meng youll see
>>151677302Jon dropped an atomic trvke on all of you pussies. Tom is a quitter who is scared of pain and relies on first round early stoppages
eye pokes affect your vision and it was early enough in the fight that it would have changed the outcome tom was right to quit, if he fought on and lost due to it everyone would have memory holed the poke
You’re still in a shabbosfrenzy?
https://mmajunkie-eu.usatoday.com/story/sports/ufc/2025/10/28/tom-aspinall-ufc-321-eye-injury-update-ciryl-gane-father-heavyweight-title-dana-white-controversy/86951752007/
>>151677711Wtf the other Sweden made me think he was super racist
>BLACKED wifet.
>>151677778yeah but unless he comes out and says this he's gay
are daner
Non-white 4chan incel lmao
>>151677844Ur opinion=WGAF
me son
>>151677868Broke reddit nigger kwab
>>151677844Your opinion? Factual and correct.
>>151677886Sadly, many such cases
>>151677831holy shit Dana bodied whoever the hell that is
>>151677786Can you stop pretending to be drunk and clean the Pakidaddy dick juice from my maggot minge?It's crustin' up...
Power chode league
Yeah but for my purposes I wanna be as sexy and feminine as possible because of AGP for whatever lucky guy I meet off grindr. So whenever I pull the trigger I’m gonna have to full shave my face and makeup and then it would be a long time until I could go back to having my cool facial hair and attracting women again.
dj tried to warn tom but he didtn drill eypoke defense
>>151677899Thats trump's right hand man you libtard weakling
>Can you stop pretending to be drunk and clean the Pakidaddy dick juice from my maggot minge?>It's crustin' up...
Oh dear oh dear...it seems all day long spammy has been on here seething at his imaginary friends. How sad :(
I accidentally took a bunch of my moms birth control pills in middle school because I thought they were drugs and they inhibited my puberty and I have a big butt and features. That probably caused my AGP fetish and I mostly only get off on viewing myself as a women so I shave my legs and wear panties now. Stuff like that.
>>151677915Very cool facial hair Xadame!
Tom just visited a fourth doctor, video coming soon
I wish I could have a girlfriend. My sexual impulses are all wrong dude to severe AGP. I could never have a normal relationship, plus I’m too socially awkward to even force it for the sake of sex. I’d be too nervous probably at the time to do anything. I’ll never know the joy. Some of us were just meant to be alone
They took my skin away
>>151677972Monitor on.
Topuria entering a fight with Adolf Hitler's exact haircut and moustache
>Lmao look at this ugly freak!>
They took away 7% of my gooning pleasure just because
Im so fucking horny and lonely and I work at Walmart and I see beautiful women all day and Im pretty attractive but I dont know how to flirt or progress a relationship even with girls who are flirting with me like coworkers and stuff. Even if I could fake it to close the deal I would be so anxious I literally would be sweating and breathing heavy if we ever went onto a date to the point where I couldnt even enjoy myself let alone act normal. On top of all this I suffer from extreme AGP and my sexual desires are all out of wack and it seems almost unfair to a woman to get her into a relationship just to be dishonest about what I really am or what I like. So Ive just repressed all of this with masturbation addiction which has spiraled out of control until now when I practice no-Fap during my 5 day work week and now its just reminding me how deeply horny lonely and troubled I really am forcing me to confront my issues.
topuria fumbled the bag containing 1 pretty wifey material individual whom would make a good mom i fear
Post the king of the streets eye gouging video. You wont because you're a cazzie and don't even have the clip.
>>151678028Factual post.
>>151677957Tyla just visited a fourth doctor due to xer SEVERE EXTREME AGP, sadly
>>151677972Don't know why you're a namefag spammy. But at at least you're embracing what we all knew was projection all along. Gotta live your best life.
>>151677882The last White Man in Britian here.I do not claim Tamala the fairy.
the people shaming tom dont care about the fighters health at all
Wonk nose posting confession itt
>>151678055so you know their take is the most objective
>>151678055neither do you since all fights cause CTE
>>151677915kek i still dont get what the gold dots are supposed to be. they're not in the right spot for piercings or jewelry. are they supposed to be boogers and eye boogers?
>>151678052Stipe had to get eye surgery too. They both poked each other over 8 times in both fights. Real ones don't quit, they get even.
Bro I'm suffering a slow and depressing death my insides are being digested alive and slowly rotting away. My family, my mom, is watching me whither away and die before her eyes. I'm struggling to survive under extreme constant agony. My pain has spread to my right side and I'm desperately in and out of the hospital looking for answers that don't come. I'm asking you nicely to stop using this to hurt me more. I'm just like you man, I been here for over 12 years bro stop hurting me. It's evil.
heeminder malooms were wiped off the face of the internet
you just know Thomas Binhole will reject a rematch with Gane and will cry about how "oi got the hurtsies in me peepers" for his whole life
why is tom and his team releasing these vlogs trying to convince that masses that he didn't quit out like a little pussy cunt, someone gotta tell him to fuckin stop man its just amplifying the size of his already massive clit
>>151678107There are kernels of truth littered in your little pantomime
They're literally recycling the Belal plotline here, this is some lazy writing
Tb h retiring is probably the best move for aspinall because of how badly he got exposed in rd 1
the strategic accidental eyepoke title defense
Back in school with my brother and my mom said she couldn't afford to buy me an Xbox for Christmas but she surprised me because she got me everything I asked for including the Xbox 360 and Skyrim. It snowed outside and the magic I felt is still my best memory of my life. Love you mom, sorry you have to watch me suffer.
*defends the eye poke**heems you*it's really that simple
>>151678131Verily, with every finger spammy points at Sneed lo, 3 more fingers whom art pointing back towards theirselves lamentably.
All 4 of my moms dogs started fighting each other and she yelled screaming for me to come get them and I had to separate all of them.And this bitch has the audacity to say she cant wait for me to move out she hated me I'm such a worthless loser ect. Well bitch I shoulda let you watch your dogs rip each other's throat out you stupid ass cunt.
ok i designed some new gloves. lmk what you think and if I should take it to daner
>no financial worries because you are backed by the Bahrain government >blackballed by the UFC so you never have to fight serious competion >you can easily farm midgets to break Khabibs record and live like royalty afterwards Dude lowkey has it made
Gane was trying to score points, asspinall was looking for the kill, i fear
Homie I love twerkin' my birth control booty on my dead daddy's THANG!
>>151678186If Pantoja keeps cleaning the division they might have to let him back
>>151678195kwab
Birth control bussy Tyla sadly.
Homie I love myself and my life. I feel grateful every day for my health. I used to be moderately bothered by my agp fetish but it's been years now. Once I resolved my physical health situation and depression then any issues I had dealing with my weird fetish were pretty much already handled and of no concern at all. Just making sure you know thats the reality of things. And thats exactly how a well adjusted adult takes ownership. You dont spend every moment of your day sitting inside on 4chan trolling for negative attention. That isn't yielding you anything besides a short term distraction. Ideally one learns to accept themselves for better or worse. Learns to be content with their lives. And looks to fill their days with different activities and relationships to keep yourself engsged and an active participant in their own life. Not being a parasocial creep. Thats how normal well adjusted adult manages their life as well as making a habit of always working towards their goal and accomplishing some form of personal improvement each day. Truth is I moved pas that slight embarrassment I felt 2-3 years ago when you picked up on thls agp thing a long time ago. First I stopped the pain medicine then halfway into 2023 had totslly stopped the anti depressants and by now all that mess is way behind me either just memories or lessons. That's all I've been trying to get across when I say you are embarrassing yourself because even 3 years ago your spam wouldn't have effected me much and has persisted way way past the sell-by date. None of this is meant to shut down or correct your spam. Nor to put you down and portray myself as being better. Its obvious you dont realize how your untreated anxiety/depression has effected the way you see the world how you feel all day. I recognize that because I used to do the same type of stuff when I was at my lowest point. You need to change what you put into life or youll never see different results. One life. One. Sincerely, Sneed.
>>151678195what a fucking scumbag. gane should refuse to rematch him and give tuivasa the title shot.
>>151677831How can dana be so based... I have never seen him be cringe, there has to be something to him
>>151678258fuck, just remembered powerslap is a thing
Oh dear oh dear.....
>>151678286he just cant stop losing the story
>>151678286Did he take birth control?
>>151678286
>>151678286He was a fag, Clitia Topiglet?
>>151678286punished arc
>>151678332Punished anus, maybe
>>151678286bro what the hell is this
Wtf are you niggas seeing in that tapturo jpg
>Tom’s camp stating he still can’t see>when he was checking if the camera was still recording in the video they postedForget it, I’m all in on Gane now. I don’t care about the foul anymore, he should have scooped it out.
>>151678286sultry minx
>>151678355a sultry minx
I guess we can safely assume Asspinall would not have survived the old-old glove eye poke era, unironically. The Real One fabric is not the cloth from which he was cut, sadly.He would have quit amongst the chaos and Dana would never give him a title shot again.
Heem is a cesspit that should no longer exist.
>>151678355this is textbook gay hand posture or "zesty" as the zoomsters say
>>151678355a salty lynx
how do we get around the fact that tom is still the champ and he could heem our favorite fighters
>>151678286It makes sense why they split up now
>>151678385ya boy lost the story and all respect. DEAL WITH IT
>>151678395he'd capitulate to a stray finger by brandon moreno
>>151678416idgaf about goyFC at all, the heemsylum posts are atrocious
>>151678386I do this all the time while watching K-1
it's good to know that whenever you're losing a fight you can just throw your face into your opponent's fingers and make your tactical retreat
eye poke threat nullifies the take down threatfight fire with fire
Birth control Booty Topiggy, sadly
>My eyes hurt really bad Video #3 57 minutes
AAAAAAAAAH ME EYE
>>151678437>>151678385Sufferin' sad lonely dead mommy piggy go oink oink waaah!!
>Tom visits Saruman to confirm his blindness via seeing stones
>>151678437Oh you're the k-1 fag who unironically goons to tranny porn. Newsflash: Ari is pleased by your taste in men. KEK>>151678071cte isn't real
>>151678505>>151678286I ain't gonna sugarcoat it...
>it's still red and swollen right now
I CANT FOOKIN PEE
>>151678594>Golden chosen KING Aridaddy laughs at Bacon bussy Bryanna’s PPP (pathetic pink pecker)
>>151678594Bodied that disgusting demented motherless MAPiglet transvestite freak.
>>151678622Talmbout Tommy's diaperhole?
all my niggas nazis nigga tom aspinall
oi swear oi cannae see wiv me fooken eye oi di'n quih whoi ah yew bewin me oi got the hurtsies in me peepers mate
if sean woodson were a pokemon he'd be a flying/bug type send post
>>151678286Topiglet seems like he buys his own hype and thinks he's actually a tough guy because he has a sporting beltWould love to see this little piglet get humbled
>>151677302Waves made
>>151678760You’ll get to keep experiencing it for the first time when I post it everyday
would be watching contender series right now...
>>151678286surely this is ai
>>151678789Don't worry, the gang is in the War Room already planning for next year's season.
>>151678828Yes, the ai edited out the part where topiglet is on his knees worshiping some rod.
Tom had diaper rash when he tapped to the heel hook
>>151678907That is a completely valid reason to tap
>>151678377So this is what being a real one looks like. I thought Tom was supposed to save the heavyweight division, not destroy it.
*ahem*AHHHHHHHHHH ME FOOKIN EYE I CAN'T FAWKIN SEE MATE
>>151678832fat fuck dana
why is this "andrew" guy getting spammed non stopwhat kind of obsession is this?
hold on, that upcoming ONE card is almost unreal, what the fuck
>>151679025
Hold on hold on! Wait! Like what in the actual fuck!?
Let's all get up and dance to a song that was a hit before your mother was born
Though she was born a long long time ago your mother should know
How high is Tom Aspinall in the /sp/ KWABOTY?
I fap out before I tap out bitch
>>151679307bordering the top 5 probably, but gane and tom are equally KWAB'd. frontrunners right now would be patchy mix, bryan battle and jean silva
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>>151679381Ddp has to be kwaboty for his absolute shameful dispray
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