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Finally a proper thread for us footie enjoyers
Comfy
Hello it is me
Fulham came so close to choking
Get fucked Wrexham
>>151677436we like Wrexham here
>>151677448nah, fuck those Hollywood sheep shaggers
>>151677448Nah we don't, plastic astroturfed fake club of wankers
Nah fuck Wrexham
i like the wrexham red dragons because i love deadpool!!! :DDDD
>>151677455>>151677461>>151677462kek
four threads in the catalogue boys, ya I'm thinking we're back
Why are Fulham doing so crap this season? Is it just because of a quiet transfer window?
Already a thread, Liversissy. >>151677312>>151677312>>151677312
i like the wrexham red dragons because i love it's always sunny and deadpool!!! :DDDD
>>151677486>four threads in the catalogue boys, ya I'm thinking we're back>Ryan Reynolds Grim
>>151677488>Why are Fulham doing so crap this season? Is it just because of a quiet transfer window?yeah
>>151677488Their away form is absolutely shit. I don't think they need to worry about relegation yet though its a poor start. They'll be fine.
>>151677500that's wrexham (I famously call them 'wreck 'em' because that's what I want them to do to their opponents) owner and Canadian HERO Ryan Reynolds
>>151677488Marco Silva is kinda overrated
>>151677495Nobody wants to be around you character-schizos
>>151677528wreck it ralph yaaaaay :3 go blake lively!
>>151677534You mean you cant hack the banter liversissy. More than happy to have your shitty thread earlier though wasnt you.
>>151677528thank you for claiming him, tired of bongs insinuating that whole takeover shit is americanrob mcelhenny (SORRY HIS NAME IS ROB MAC NOW I FORGOT) is dirt poor compared to reynolds, this has been a canadian thing since the start
>>151677488Uninspiring squad but most of their losses have only been 1 goal fine margins 2bh, idk if they have anyone injured but they could probably put it together. ESR, Wilson and Iwobi are decent
>>151677544shes so pretty :)
Liverpool are so fucking shit. How do you lose 4 league games in a row after spending £500M in 1 summer. Embarrassing really.
>>151677560You can have Tom Brady taking over Brum then
>>151677580but what about taylor :3
>>151677544>see's blake lively> tells scarjo to take a hikehe's just like me
>>151677609>fumbles jessica BielIt was over before it ever began
>>151677596I don't even think they're a bad side, it's just their transfer window gave people unrealistic expectations which they are obviously falling below. They'll finish comfortably top 4 unless El Slotto really shits the bed and makes a mess of things.
>>151677596They are raped bitches kek
>he brought his liverpool schizo character hereWelp this was a good thread ruined.
>>151677625Nah theyre fucking shit lad and that manager of theirs is a bald Dutch fraud. The thing that makes me laugh is how those scouse rodents believe theyre anything special.Trent knew this and made a move to a proper club.
Arr Ryan has bagged some fitties tho
>>151677599he's a part owner, same with JJ Watt at burnley. reynolds and mcelhenney full takeover its different
>>151677648Kys Liversissy
>>151677661>he's a part owner, same with JJ Watt at burnley. reynolds and mcelhenney full takeover its differentAre you the guy that says we reap what we sow with letting NFL style shit takeover here?
>>151677633Trans Dyke is such a zesty buck400k a week mind you
>>151677623>walkingoutofthepoolinthe2001comedysummercatch.gif
>>151677669get ready for cheerleaders, halftime shows and tailgating
I had a kebab and chips and a double chicken burger with garlic mayo. It was fucking proper
>>151677677Oh fr and dont even get me started on that shit cunt they call "The Egyptain Queen". Another 500k a week.
>>151677669no, but whoever said that wasn't wrong.
>>151677686Ya Don't get that around Wrexham
>>151677686Based. Im scouse and has a rat from the bins. Wish I could afford kebab la but my UC hasn't come in yet.
>>151677680
>>151677680>>151677713for me it's her in blade and staring at her hips
>>151677684>cheerleadersto be fair crystal palace already did/do that, which i never really understood. halftime shows are already happening in the CL final aren't they, and tailgating is really not much different from you guys going to a pub before a matchbut yeah the americanisms will get worse over time
>>151677731Do you like the Americanisms for your sports thoughbeit
>>151677680post it I dare you
>>151677680we don't type out the names of our fave gifs here
>>151677752i mean when you're born and raised with them you don't think about it. i wish we had less commercials but our sports have a lot of built in stops anyway.but to sorta answer your question no i dont want americanisms to take over your sport because i like it the way it is
based real thread + splitting anon (dont feel bad it was a necessary split from the schizos)
I also wish we were allowed flares and we could go mental in the stands without trannies seething, like they do on the continent. I unironically enjoy watching the ultra crowd videos I find them so wholesome
mbuemo and cunha will murder the league and carry utd to top4. united will try to repeat this success by buying the best players from bottom half pl teams for the next decade. like the bayern of epl
>>151677770Yeah that's true I see it when I watch NBA now and again, I hope it doesn't happen here either but we'll see
>>151677809Would be based but the Sky 6 tourist customers wouldn't like that
>>151677805based acknowledger
>>151677809yeah but then you're one step away from the same shitty 5 second chant on loop for 15 minutes straight while banging a drum. eastern euros are especially bad about this but i notice it a lot with german clubs toowhen barca played newcastle last month, i saw a quote from frenkie de jong which i just googled to copy paste, regarding the newcastle supporters>“They are real football fans, engaging with the moments of the game."which is what i like about british supporters, not just the same chant over and over for 15 minutes, it's ok to respond to the game and flow with it. sometimes you're quieter when the game is quiet sometimes you're loud when something is happening
>>151677817>they gunna murderbro it's 9 games in and they've done fuck all
I TRIED SO HARDAND GOT SO FAR
>>151677893utd is unironically back. 3atb is the future as well.
>>151677893Done better than Wirtz and Isak
>>151677893KEK
850 million pounds to play like Stoke
>>151677893Couldn't even stab Grimsby nevermind murder
>>151677936Spanish Poolis
>>151677914yeah they're back just missing out on CL lmao>>151677919>they dun better than I suck and the Wirtz so they be goodkek
>>151677893>bro it's 9 games in and they've done fuck allbut enough about Liverpool's new lads (all of them)
>>151677911Fuck 4chan cockblockers
>>151677941That was before lammens the de gea regen. onana+bayindir are generationally shit
united are finishing top 4 and arsenal are winning the leaguehahahahahahaha yeah right
>>151677946An entire footballing institution mindbroken by Tony Pulis
>>151677966If they think need a goalkeeper to get past a League Two minnow, they've got a lot more problems than just who's in net.
>>151677366BrightonArsenalPalaceFulhamUnitedChelseaVilla/DrawDrawBournemouth Sunderland
>>151677989Doesn't help when Benjamin Tesco Xpress ghosts
i wouldn't even care about this "new" set piece long throw corner meta if they didn't take so long to do them. long throw takes like a minute cause they gotta walk over to the ball, dry it off with a towel for 15 seconds, etc. corners take forever too
People giving Sunderland way too much credit for beating the 3 bottom teams and winning against Chelsea via an offside goal
turning into basketball when a foul and 2 free throws takes about 2 minutes to get through
>>151678010they just need to swap the balls and give them a dry one at throw ins and corners
Who's the Matthew Etherington of Arsenal
>>151678020no one in /epl/ watches football they just check the score ticker to shitpost
>>151678038there was a ref, i forget which game but it was this season, who told whoever it was to stop drying the ball and hurry up. i don't even know if that's in the rules or not but i appreciated it at the time
>Top Goalscorer >5 goals>MidtableFucking hell
>but can they do it on a stabby Tuesday night at arsenal
>>151678077I know Calafiori got a towel taken off him by the referee in the Newcastle game cause there were a couple of memes about it afterwards. Apparently both clubs discuss things like towels being placed near the spare balls and you have to like agree to use them officially or whatever otherwise no towels for you.
>>151678100pulisball was ugly as sin but it got results
>well alan, it's very woggy- uh i mean moggy here on tuesday night in Islington
Hi I am a liverpool fan and I'm a tranny
>>151677968Liverpool are getting relegated
>>151678190KEKOLA
>>151678190>UNBELIEVABLE JEFF
>>151678206Checks out
>>151678058Big Vik
Why were the 2000s midtable and relegation teams so SOVL? Shitters like Dave Kitson, James Beattie, Michael Chopra
Manchester United are gonna win the Premier League this season. Arsenal bottle it again.
L-L-L-LOOK OUT LIVERPOOL THERE'S A LHOST!
>>151678020GB calm down you pathetic cunt loser. They WILL finish above your pathetic little oil club and their fans ARE better. St. James' is nearly as bad as Anfield with how silent it is.
>>151678514yeah you tell that geordie mackem
>>151678559Jews of the league
the carabao games were so boring i put on an old samurai film instead at half timelooks like fulham won on penalties? guess i could have watched thatbut luckily we have some god 6 tomorrow so shouldnt be necessary again
>>151678587Getting relegated was promised to them 2000 years ago
>>151678614Daily mail went round asking palace fans who the worst PL fanbase isArsenal won resoundingly
>>151678637Palace don't find Liverpool annoying because they beat them with ease
Livercunt fine with citing the Daily Mail as a source if it makes his club look a bit better on 4chan.org. Any other time and we'll be bored with "racist source la' use the Echo la'"
>>151678648Very true
>>151678648is that why youre having a melty awis it because sharteta shitted and flopped at klanfield
>>151678599The Scouse messiah shall return
keith andrews is a better manager than mikel arteta and that set piece fanny the gooners jelqing tobrentford have better players than arsenal too
>>151678694That's why Arsenal bought Norgaard and Raya
>>151678648Oh dear you've set him off now. Expect a liversissy melty.
kels > rayavan den berg > shartlibahendo >>>>>>>>>>>> declan shitedamsgaard >>>>> odeshaartthiago > shiteres
>>151678707>Oh dear you've set him off nowYep looks like it
>>151678648Howling how quickly this one shagged him RIGHT up the ARSE HOLE!
Always remember that it's OUR fault Liverpool are staring down the barrel of facing a resurgent Villa followed by Real Madrid then Man City
>SHARTS LIVE ON AIR
crazy to think that graham potter is doing whatever sweden managers do right now instead of managing west ham
Come into the thread after leaving Canada failed to post Jessica BielEnd up seeing mantroony talking about cocks up the arse. Why are they so gay?
>>151678736Why is he so easy to set off?
aw you have serious mental problems
So it looks like Mantroony is a fan of arsenal too. Could he have been aw all along?
>>151679083He's gonna spend the rest of the night replying to himself
Caught Liversissy on camera and you'll never guess what
>>151678694>jelqing kek
corrr finkin huge loss to the geordie scummers tomorrowfollowed by spamming ere until 7a.m. that alright lads?
oh my days is that starboy mainoo pinging it to starboy saka, quick emily pass me the smelling salts i'm kneeling
>>151677648yeah you can tell it's been a proper meltdown for him tonight, posting bait all night and no one is biting. sad thing to spend a night doing
Bumbaclaaaaat
tonight liverpool will have a comeback season #don'tcountthemout
>>151679231u fink?
It's the Legitimately A Paedophile Derby tomorrow as Swansea take on City so look forward to that
Really enjoyed October, lads.
>>151680126Me too Mbeumo bro
>>151680126Same.
he's so fucking shit lol
>>151680333czeched
>>151680194Lol
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c781zwgx419oshitsenal customers absolutely BOILING in the hys kekaroooooo
Personally can't see how a team utilising all the tools available to them is a bad thing.
Mantroony really is going to spend the rest of the night talking to himself, hate to see that amount of mental illness
TRVTHNVKE
>>151681153My brother in christ can you stop with the character posting for one thread.
and there he goes
>>151677366Aston Villa has the ability to do the funniest thing possible.Watching Liverpoo fans whine on YouTube is my entertainment while I eat dinner.
sopa de macaco
>>151681427Based brazilbro
>>151681427Slobbo will bail them out, probably a bore draw
>>151677366BrightonArsenalDrawDrawUnitedDrawLiverpoolNewcastle Bournemouth Draw
>>151681824>liverpoolNot sure
>>151681824Spurs Chelsea draw??
>>151681913They're both decent tbf
>>151681954Yeah but Chelsea are missing Palmer and starting Guiu
>>151681980They still got Neto who can bag though plus Spurs defense doesn't look amazing
jadon sancho will dab on liverpool
>>151680126Mbeumo has to be signing of the summer
When life gives you Lammens
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/oct/28/long-throw-trend-prompts-ifab-to-consider-time-limit-for-taking-throw-ins>Liverpool are weak to long throws>They start considering banning themNot allowed to beat us la it’s cheating la only we’re allowed to win or use set pieces la
>>151685411>Among other amendments to the rules considered by the Ifab advisory panels was the possibility of extending the video assistant referee protocols to allow officials to intervene if they adjudge a second yellow card has been awarded incorrectly. Most interesting part of the article
we're just laughing at you spending a billion quid to play like rory delap aw
my inside sources have told me that the City verdict will possibly drop in two weeks time.
>>151685473Wonder if this is why journos are so upset over them. The Wenger-era Arsenal is dead.
>>151685454sounds like a good idea because many times you see 2nd yellows for a nothing challenge but I also think the assistants and the ref all look out for each other and dont outright say "you are wrong on that card". I also dont like the idea of more control. knowing english refs it just makes it more of a mess
Very sad seeing mantroony spending the night alone in this thread like a hall monitor
good bread :DDD
>>151682485Mr freedom fighter dabbing from the bench >>151685602Wenger spent years trying to make Arsenal into Barcelona lite and now Arteta has turned them into Stoke lite. 17th for goals from open play is just hilarious, Wenger must be in tears watching Arsenal play.
>>151685473Delap would go for £100m these days, just like Rice.
My knee hurts not sure if I can go swimming today
>Josh Dasilva has signed a new contract with Brentford until the end of the season, with a club option of an extra year. >Dasilva’s contract expired this summer, but the midfielder has remained at the club to complete his rehab after suffering a significant knee ligament injury in February 2024, and has now extended his stay in west London. A better signing than any Liverpool made this season
every time arsenal are called the favourites their fans (voodoo adherers) consider this a bad omen and sacrifice a chicken to make amends
if arsenal play an away game at your local make sure to watch out for scissors as they will use locks of hair in their rituals if you have to go to london i recommend wearing a hair net for protection
Arsewhites are upstanding Christians unlike you.
>>151686766sorry, you stand up when you wipe your arse like a good christian?
>>151686770this guy did not sign his post btw in case anyone was wondering
>>151686699Chelsea 05 lite. I’ll take that if it means we win games and make the media seethe.I need MORE set piece goals and MORE one nils. Idc
Just so we're all in the same page: he is innocent and it is all Mendes fault
>>151687360seems like a good bloke to me having a beer with the lads
My girl is working at Wolves today, said everyone looks so depressed there. Kek
>>151687416chelsea will play their b team and are in shit form they could pip them unironically
>>151687416I grew up there. Can confirm. it’s like that all the time.
>>151687416I went to Southampton a few weeks ago. Would never go back. Everything below York is depressing as fuck.
>Premier League Shooting Grades >The highest-graded players in front of goal this seasonNotice anything?
It's October and Haaland is only 4 goals away from equating Isak's entire tally from last season
>>151687501>Rutter He's fucking shit at finishing and I'm a Brighton fan
>>151687501Christ what shit heap
>>151687416Your girl is getting turned out by that black guy they signed from Belgium? Aronkadare?
>>151687540ete sech
jinxing it
>>151687576another chicken sacrificed
>>151687234Steve KeanDave MerringtonEgil OlsenOssie ArdilesRuben AmorimMASSIVE
>>151677941kek tbf they got one goal against grimsby
Are you going trick or treating this year?
>>151687561Oh, a 4chan user with BBC fantasies.How new and original.
>>151687639yeah im going ask benjamin sesko, got a nice sheet to use to dress up as that ghost
>>151687641He's scouse, please understand.
>>151687641but enough about you
>>151687416So your daughter is busy being passed around the dressing room while you're posting about her on 4chan?
Bryan Mbigblackcock is a right player int he?
Pulis has a column on BBC Sport now.Great new reason for me to stare at BBC in the morning.God I want BBC's contents deep inside my guts.
>>151687773>daughter
Who's playing in the cup tonight
>>151687780>t. average englishman in 2025
>>151687416probably because they saw her fat mug and rolls spilling out under her shirt aw
>>151687833You've rinsed him
>mfw someone calls the ground the floor
>>151687576confirms spurs 25/26 champs
>>151687821all the big 6 i assume
>>151687869there's one missing i think
>mfw someone says arsenal are winning the league
>>151687886oh one played yesterday? must have missed it
>>151687895i just feel bad for all those sacrificed chickens
>>151687821>>151687869>>151687886I seeArsenalCityLiverpoolChelseaSpurs
>>151687896i don't think there was much on yesterday
>>151687913do only the ones playing in europe play today or something
>>151687903me too but at least their fanbase didn't go starving
lol the highbury libury>Chants by some opposition supporters, which refer to the Emirates as a "library", have highlighted what can be perceived as a lack of noise at the ground.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cpv10x9wekwo
where does he go?
tran u so he can play next to penandesh
>>151687999Man City finally get their manOr Spurs.
>>151687999liverpool, wirtz can be his understudy
>>151687999arsenna
>>151687999Already joining Newcastle to link up with Bruno and bring the Brozilian Bromance™ to the PL. Confirmed £60m January purchase.
>>151687973Holy shit they are getting desperate.I’m quite enjoying this.>THEY ARE WINNING! WE MUST POST HARDER
>>151687903More get sacrificed by the yids every year
There's only one Bruno in the league and he's from Brazil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frhzaxHf0QoTWAT!
would rather have every slag into ghostface and art the clown be sacrificed for arsenal, liverpool or united to win the league
>>151688275incel vibes much? run it back
>>151688275They will mindlessly do a 180 if they see other women doing it in droves. Yesterday, women think gaming headsets and gaming chairs and gaming keyboards are major icks. Today, women have their own gaming headsets and gaming chairs and gaming keyboards, but in pink, to really let you know they're not like the boys.
>>151688275>would rather have every slag into ghostface and art the clown be sacrificedwhat
>>151688325cry harder aw
Arsewhites cry only for the sanctity of race + nation.
>>1516879991 or 2 hours after the article came out, he posted a picture of himself and his 2 sons inside the stadium
>>151688448nice, what did he have for lunch?
And I like it, I like it, I like it, I like itI li-li-like it, li-li-liHere we go, SCOUSERS LOST FOUR IN A ROW
>>151688379sorry, arse whipes cry for the sanitary rag and nasal spray?
>>151688481that wolves mongoloids girls fat creamy rotten midlander cunt Paqueta could've done better
oh my word look at those starboys kobbie mainoo and bukayo saka celebrating together, pass me my nasal spray would you darling?! i'm feeling my eyes start to water!
OH MY GOODNESS ARE THOSE ENGLAND'S VERY OWN STARBOYS BUKAYO SAKA AND KOBBIE MAINOO!!!
f-f-FOURR?!
>>151687833Was going to make a retort to this but you got dubs so I guess you win. She's pretty and trim though. Says she much prefers working at Villa as people don't look sad.
>>151688535how about you tell her to focus on her job instead of nitpicking every countenance she comes across?
>>151688554She does very well at her job and attends matches unlike yourself, or anyone else in this thread for that matter.
>>151688497>>151688533So excited for tonight's /lug/
>>151688554you've only gone and done him
is every club just going to rest their players for the milk cup
>>151688561seems like she spends more time judging people and gossiping with you on the phone than doing her job, much less watching the games. I have half a mind to make a phone call
>>151688554BODIED THAT SCOUSE FREAK
>>151687913Something's missing but idk what
>>151688575This is Liverpool's big day out
>>151688579yeah well women from manchester are lazy, that's why some of the men even turn to each other!
>>151688575Manchester United will
>>151686753Arsna fans are black (African) not black (Carribbean) so it'll be juju or obeah not voodoo.
>>151688599kekd
>>151688599how come?
>>151688581Look at him recoil when a job is mentioned
>>151688606Because they're not playing tonight
>>151688611why not?
>>151688613Because they lost to Grimsby
Lads we've upset Liversissy. He's gonna reply to himself all night now.
>>151688621HAHAHAHAHA
>>151688621kekd
>>151688621oh no no no no no no
>>151688621AIEEEEEEE AW HELP ME THEY'RE BULLYING ME FOR LOSING AND TROONIN OUT
>>151688601in london? maybe now dunno but not when they became the black team
>>151688621THE Manchester United lost to Grimsby?
Only big clubs play tonight
>>151688579>make a phone callYou've never been to a match. It's as obvious as your 24hr a day samefagging on and off VPN. It's a bit pathetic to be honest but I guess if it gets you through this difficult period where the club you plastic for is having a bad run of form.
>>151688621Stop it mate they don't even have a match to watch tonight
>>151688621deary me
>>151688646the leaf is very secretive about the team he supports but ive been putting together an ai assisted report on the match threads he shows up in which i think it going to shed a little light on the matter
>>151688646don't need to lash out at me because the missus is slacking off at work (and probably stealing from the register if her choice of partner is any indication of her character)
>>151688623Does he not have a job?
>>151688642They identify with African blackness in London not Carribbean. They don't hide this fact. They dedicated their away shirt to it last season and have Rwanda on their sleeve
>>151688646calm down tran u, you spell like an Indian
>>151688646>as yourLearn how to spell you uneducated chav
>>151688621did amorim at least win at pokemon?
>>151688660Righto mate.Please consider a career in stand up.
>>151688666he even lost that and ended up picking peas
>>151688662yardies? you from north london?
>>151688673blimey, tell me he at least won at operation
>>151688661>liverpool>jobCome on, anon...
>>151688673>>151688666absolute joke of a manager
>>151688672thanks mate I needed the push!
>>151688691KEKKKK
>>151688665I mean, that's pretty embarrassing for you.Might be worth retiring one of those VPNs lad.
>>151688691kek you win
>>151678266Was Vidic actually this good? Damn
>>151688691another loss unfortunately for him, maybe he fared better at guess who
Based VdV, Salah and Gyokeres bagging more than Cunthair and Benjamin Tesco
might watch the liverpool game tonight and scout wirtz to track his progress against a physical and motivated crystal palace
>>151688713ah well, wasnt a completely wasted day by the looks of that snood
>>151688719Liverpool must be above Man United in the league then
>>151688727good on the lad for levelling up his knitting game
>>151688731Anon...
>>151688653you're going to be hard pressed there, I tend to politely ask someone what channel the game is on before retreating to my chair to settle in with a tea, a view of the window, and a good story unfolding before me
he's playing with his dolls again
>>151688745W-what?
>>151688755It's Liverpool, they...
din dins
>>151688731Does Gyokeres play for Liverpool? You've been done yet again
>>151688751You sound like me, if I was born bent
>>151688766Spit it out anon! What about Liverpool?!
>>151688767my din din
>>151688773done him
Post rare amorims
>>151688779LIVERPOOL ARE 7TH!! I'm so sorry, anon.
>>151688773Be gentle with that sped. He's from Manchester and in the middle of transitioning.
>>151688775we don't sign our posts here
>>151688793No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?? THIS CAN'T BE REAL.
>>151688789rare amorims? probably when he wins then
>>151688808Afraid so :/
Easy now
>>151688813But HOW are we 7th and WHO is above us??
>>151688798scenes when he's crying about slipperpool even though he's being done in by an arsenal fan
>>151688820Anon... Liverpool lost 4 games in a row in a frankly embarrassing fashion.
>>151688646The only genuine flags in this general is uk and Ireland. Every single other flag is probably one or two people with a VPN and cuckpass (probably the janny too)
>>151688830B-but we're the might reds, la! We are the champions and just spent £500 MILLION in the summer...
We're all laughing at Shamorim while mantroony is having a breakdown
>>151688840Point and laugh at that crossdresser
>>151688798> in the middle of transitioning.Ahhhhh that's why xhe was wearing a wig when xhe was on the phone the other day
>>151688838Which makes it so much more embarrassing. I hate it but its true. Manchester United are above us and made us their bitch AT ANFIELD.
>>151688848Crossdresser at the Theatre of Crossdreams
>>151688852Why didn't Wirtz and Isak do something to stop them? We broke the transfer record TWICE to sign them! Fuck. I feel like such a cuck supporting this team...
>>151688789Does this count
>>151688857Kek
>>151688867Well, they're flops. The Leverkusen and Newcastle scammed us HARD. I too feel like a cuck, as a lifelong Liverpool fan.
>>151688857kekd
>>151688884this one does
>>151688902LOL he isn't wrong though
Which match are you looking forward to tonight?
>>151688891I'm watching the highlights of the game right now and I can't believe what I'm seeing. Even the Egyptian King and the Man Mountain were useless... we're paying them 400K a week each... The worst part? When Slabhead scored the winner my gf gasped. It's so over for us scouse las.
>>151688915>Swansea vs City>United vs Oh wait
>>151688915cheeky bit of itv for me
>>151688921God... we're such pathetic scouse cucks, aha x
>>151688921They will win tonight. Would be 4 times they lost to Palace this year
Can these scousers stop posting about their cuck fantasies for ONE thread.
>>151688938make an itv thread mate, this thread is just gonna be some spacker crying about liverpool
>>151688954seconded
Yeah I remember all the people crying when Liverpool lost to Brentford 4 days ago
>>151688954well he has nothing else to do tonight, not like his transchester dilated is playing
>>151688954>>151688960probably will just post here >>151675109 unless match thread anon does one for the spurs newcastle match
>>151688953Its Merseyside heritage
>>151688974Lol why are they so shit?
>>151688954Excuse me I don't cry about Liversissy.
>>151689035Please stop crying about Liverpool
>>151688942Kek make the lose again
What number does VVD wear?
aw and mantroony on a mad one tonight, starwo*s linking up
>>151689053Muzrats mad
>>1516890532 billion to play like Stoke
mega
>>151689066Are jannys not allowed to say wog?
>>151689080I mean you never see the Transchester Dilated customer say it, so I guess they aren't allowed
>>151689053Best player in the world right now judging purely by impact. Sad that attackers get all the attention when Gabriel is winning matches left and right on his own. >>151689066Fuck up idiot.
>>151689107we don't sign our posts here
>>151689042>stop bullying me! Kys liversissy
>>151689104Yeah I’ve noticed the janny always says aw instead of arsewog. Gotta follow the rules I guess. What he gets paid for
>>151688837It's pretty sad behaviour but I guess this website attracts them. The thought of him sat there cackling to himself like a loon while (you)ing himself thinking anyone else is tricked.
>>151689073Seethe
Rare Amorim
>>151689164kek he turned into an indian uncle
>>151689139DAMN, that Yanited fan looks like he's hanging by a thread
>>151689164Kek
Jarvis, sketch me a trophy
>>151689202kekd
>point out liversissy replying to himself >he proves you wrong by... replying to himself
>>151688850That webm reminds me of when I was in Primark a little back>Some broad wearing one of those dresses that are like tight at the top and more flowy at the bottom>Has her dumper sandwiching some barrier pole thing>Literally rubbing up and down on it (not a lot) while she was talking to her mate>Must have easily been late 30s but her body was incredible and she had that bimbo face>Sees me staring at her>Has the fucking cheek (no pun intended) to look disgusted at me staringShit was cash money
>>151689362Late 30s is still youngr-right?
>>151689315The Jonathan Greenblatt technique innit
>Isak has a 100% record in the Carabão>Wirtz has 2 in 2 on Wednesday matchesbe afraid!
>>151689419Idk what that means but lol
>>151677669It was me, and you get what you fucking deserve letting burgers have ownership in your clubs
>>151689437It's when you prove how wrong your accuser is by doing exactly what your accuser has accused you of doing which you deny doing.It's named after Jonathan Greenblatt, the ADL CEO, who said it was antisemitic to claim that "Jews control social media" and to prove how antisemitic and wrong that claim was he had Twitter ban people who were saying Jews control social media.
>>151686753>sacrifice a chickenBut that’s sp*rs so it absolves them of sin
>>151689453>>151689492foyvpn
>>151689516No vpns for me
>>151689523just foy then
Thoughts on spuds vs toon?
Why are only 5 of the Sky 6 playing tonight?
>>151689536don't start
>>151689536It’s in the thread several times probably by yourself
>>151689467I see. Yes, liversissy is a mong kek.
>Liverpool have faced 22.93 balls ‘over the top’ per 30 minutes out of possession in the Premier League this season, ranking 1st by a considerable margin>Last season, they faced 14.51 per 30 OOP, ranking 4thTeams have figured out they should just hoof it deep to the big lad to beat pool
The bald fuck is sacking himself. What the fuck is that line up.
/lug/ or my bet winsCan't wait ^_^
>>151677448We?
Horrific
Liversissy has stopped posting because he knows they're gonna lose again
>slot cares more about beating villa at home on the weekend than this cup matchThen they play man city away
>>151689698Don’t recognise anyone here. Which team is this?
>>151689767>Real Madrid between that
>>151689779Madrid are gonna pump them for 5 lmaoooo
>>151689775Liverpool. I think Slot has given up-
>>151689787Fucking hellYou never know he might’ve thought fuck this team just play the yoof. Nothing wrong playing yoof when they have a couple starters with emDepending on result I think some fans might feel ripped off. U21 match tickets are a fiver
Based playing the youth chad
>>151689783>vini Jr roasts whoever they put at rb that isn't szbozlai>Bellingham and guler take advantage of the space between defense and midfield >konate gifts free goals as his audition for next summer transfer
that team would unironically beat grimsby kek and it's full of shitterpool shitters
>>151689753Reckon hes killed himself and joined the %
It's Gyokeres that bad that they're started walker-peters at ST?
Liverpool are actually gonna get relegated
>liverpool are going to lose to crystal palace for the 3rd time in 3 months
>>151689187Yeah as per usual for "those" types of "people"
To be fair they HAVE to beat Villa on weekend
Mantroony having a BIBLICAL meltdown tonight
>>151689872>>151689879Delicious /lug/
>>151689887But they wont
This is why Arsenal are winning the energy drink cup
>>151689882wdhmbt
>>151689901Depends if Alisson is back or Georgian Onana is starting
Why is Slut dabbing on Scamorim by saying the youf made it farther than the likes of Casemiro and Cunha
>>151689917Tranisson isnt much better as an honest liverpool fan
>>151689775its liverpool's subs benchthey are playing the B team so if it goes tits up, they have no salah, van dijk, ekitike etc. to fix things
Lololololollololollololololol
>>151689924Armin Pepsi got further in the cup than transchester dilated
>>151689953Armeen who
>>151689917Allison might come back vs Madrid. But most likely he'll be held out until the forest match after the November international break
>>151689917Why is he good?
>>151689924Only Ekitike would help. Other two seem to do more damage lately (despite astronomical new contracts)
AAAARRRRNNNNEEEE...SLOT!
>>151689920It's a bit rude
>>151689970I kneel to the killer of konyaspor
>>151689975LaLaLaLa
>>151689889he's scared of pinnington
>>151689965 A shitter for sneedpool but has done more than sneedchester utd
>field the B team for match experience>have no A team players on the benchwhat did baldy mean by this?
this is such a ridicolously strong XI for a league cup 4th round. like this team MOGS chelsea.
>>151690022This is fucking hilarious Arsenalbro KEK, we are winning the carabao cup, we are massive
>>151690022Clear mistake. Hopefully he saved earlier today to reload
could that lot do it on a cold wednesday night in grimsby
chelsea's 50m man jamie gittens starting tonight
>>151690029Annous > Sesko
The plan of throwing the cup doesn’t work if you lose on the weekend btw. Slot getting irrational?
Who TF are these No Names on Sky Sports News? Where's Jeff Stelling at?
>>151690048potentially
>>151690093They all moved to talkSPORT. Think most were told they’re not welcome at sky anymore. Souness left saying retirement but he’s on TS al the time
>>151690089Maybe he thinks that by going out the cup early allows the team to focus on the other competitions
>>151690122That’s the plan but it doesn’t work if you still lose resulting in 5 league losses in a row. Villa is a must win no matter what so I get it but for me I’d focus on cup as well. They have a big squad
>don’t worry I’ll play a few of the first team la>plays Kerkez MacAllister Gomez
Fucking hell hahaha is Slot getting advice from Amorim or something, fucking hell
>no poocastle threadembarrassing
>>151690381>>151690382
>>151690406Kek
>>151690093LeTiss explained it
>shitty
Minute's silence impeccably observed by Newcastle and Spurs fans. Nice contrast to the Liverpool game where most of the stadium booed and chanted pro-Palestine messages during it
Swansea 1 up against Man City
>Swansea strikes first against man cityThey are nothing without haaland and rodri
>>151690725Good. We need someone to hunt down arse in the league and liverpool ain't it.
>>151690728Rodri might've blocked the shot before it happened but the shot was not saveable from any keeper
chelsea up 0-2 at wolves after 14 minutes with 2 assists from jamie gittens. that's really the kind of win a liverpool fc could really use
Are Wolves going to challenge THE record?
>>151690720I just tuned in and they're still observing it hehe
>>151690762Feel bad for that Norwegian lad newcastle were trying to buy. He was all nice about the potential transfer. If he kicked up a fuss he'd be leading the line in the Champions League, instead he's in a grim relegation battle and will likely be in the Championship next season
>>151690781Hopefully someone mid table buys him upon relegation.
>female commentary Fuck off
AAAAAAANAAAALLLLL SLUTLA LA LA LALA
whenever i hear a female co-commentator i always find they have so much interesting and insightful stuff to say. i suppose that's because female ex-players can't rely on old friendships and banter to get to the top like your male pundits can, they probably have to outperform their male colleagues just to get a chance
>>151691114They're trying so hard to justify being there, it's cute.Then you have people like Andy Cole acting like he's not sure what a corner is.
not reading all that shite lol
Why are there 6 different dead match threads? Should just be one for all the Carling Cup games.
>Spurs trying to cheat>Get dabbed on because of it
>liverpoop
>>151691114Cringe and effeminate-pilled
>>151691114>have to outperform their male colleagues just to get a chanceThat's not how DEI works
>LIVERPOOLAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>b-b-but I was tying my shoelace!
>wolves
DO NOT REDEEM SARR x2
LIVERPOOP
wow liverpool are down 0-2 at home
He needs the sakcing before the 2nd half
THEY HAVE TO PLAY MADRID NEXT AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Slot is getting sacked before AmorimWhat an odd timeline
I wonder if it's time to just terminate Joe Willock's contract
He's destroyed everything Klopp's built up over 8 years
>>151691359Not before villa gets through with them at anfield
>>151691444KinoFIVE IN A ROW
>>151691480>>151691480>>151691480
Harry Kane's goal is fucking world class, jfc
Not even at 500 yet
>>151691708it's become a bit of an arms race making the OP's, so at least fixture anon is beating schizo anon to the punch
>>151691736The schizo made the next thread, this was just a plain premier league one
>>151691751not sure I follow
>>151691708It never is these days
in my day we couldn't leave the table until we reached 500 posts
>>151691337we don't sign our posts here
ok I really need to get my glasses
501
