Blue Jackets edition./hoc/vious: >>151683943
has goaltending regressed or have skaters become more talented?
>laffs >rags
>>151689056Praise be to Allah the one True God and the Flames The One True team
E-God sport for White Protestants
>>151689071amen summa amenturn towards calgary and bow to the mecca of hockey
February is going to be so great :)
slopdown was cancelled
>>151689095Hockey is a catholic sportProtestants are like ECHL and Catholics are the NHL
My penguins ):
Our Jackies :)
xth for my calgary flames
>>151689067Gary will keep shrinking goalie equipment until .900 sv% are considered a thing of the past.
>here's your future hall of famer bro
>>151689290good open the gamemake it more fundraw in more fans than this boomer boardhigh scores = high ratings
>>151689355trotz continues to be the problem
>>151689367get a haircut, the fact that you have a nu-perm comes through in your posts
/playoffsbound/
like anon in the previous thread:wordle in 4 flawless connecties
imagine being so desperate for (You)s you need to steal gimmicks
stealing gimmicks is my gimmick
Yep I'm thinking my teds finna boutta dab on dem laffs
>>151689446My Debbie’s (:
knights won
>>151689355>Leaves Tampa who have point and kucherov for the preds who only have forsberg and no elite centers>Points vanish off the face of the earthWOAH WHO COULDVE SEEN THAT COMING
>>151689553him and marchessault are co-kwaboty 2024
Holy pongs
>>151689608I was laughing my ass off. Fuck the islanders I wish nothing but the worst for that organization.
Thoughts? Feelings?
>>151689608that made the governor cry too
flames play tomorrow!!!
>>151689697About that chart, or in general?
>>151689355God he’s washed
>>151689697knights rule
>>151689697Weird they aren’t higher on Carolina they usually are by default
>>151689067goaltending SUCKSthe equipment size reductions have made waves
>>151689608qrd?
>>151689794
>>151689697Florida is a first round exit
>>151689697Retards
>>151689816Just like my Islanders
>>1516898400 round denial more like
>>151689794>>151689810all shit players
>>151689840My Islanders aren't making the playoffs
>>151689854>>151689865Cope the kid we drafted 1st overall is winning the calder and dragging us there
>>151689620what did the islanders do to you
Think Ovi may be washed. Can’t score. Tries to charge and hit Johnston up high and he can’t even do that correctly.
>>151689711yes bro!!! im excited :)
both the us and canada especially will have so many players that won't make it to the olympics so why don't they just get citizenships through ancestry to their country of origin and play for them instead?
Really underwhelming Halloween schedule. Only 6 shit teams for retards playing.
>>151689711
>>151690004Are Euros really this desperate for talent?
>>151690014Wish I had a Bosnian GF
>>151690045Serbians>Bosnians
>>151690034Yes, at this point we need a violent revolution to stop people from caring about povertyball
>>151690054Serbs don't wear cute hijabs
>>151690034the players yearn for it
>>151690004That’s what Bichsel should do since he’s banned from the Swiss team.
Failed my drivers license test again.
>>151690110it'd just be better with more talent desu, outside of sweden and finland no one can have full nhl team these days
roses are redviolets are blue the calgary flamesplay like poo poo
Shut the fuck up dylan
ALLAH FLAMES HUAKBAR
>>151689933He’s given up now that he broke that record
>>151690224>muh schizophrenic mind says Dylan is here
>>151690186Yeah I feel like Germany, Denmark, and Switzerland seem a little incomplete
>>151690004>>151690034Honestly who’s going to play for Italy?
>>151689067Skinner is a starting goalie
>>151690241His many vpns are postingIn fact I'm replying to one now
I’m glad russia can play in Olympics again
Good Guy Olympic teams >USA>FinlandBad Guy Olympic teams >Canada >SwedenThat’s all I have to say about that.
>>151690315>tfw the exact opposite is truenice try fatass
>>151690176kek
>>151690004I think most euro countries only allow citizenship from a grandparent born in the country, not a great-grandparent. I actually have enough slovak peasant blood that I'm ~90% sure I qualify, though it would be a huge rigamarole to talk to everyone on that side of the family and get the papers in order. I guess I would do it if I had a cool job that required a lot of travel. We're getting further and further from ellis island and that era of white immigration so I don't think too many of the Italian-Americans would actually have a grandparent that was born there, though the community in Canada may have been established a bit later
>>151690332It’s hard bro but I realized girls don’t wanna date men that can’t drive. It’s embarrassing waiting for my grandma to pick me up at work too so I’m just tryna lock in and get it done.
>>151690328>tfw the exact opposite is true>t. evil bad guy
did ryan kessler bang a child? am i reading this correctly? and the fine is like $250? I must be missing something here.
If Gary won't give /hoc/ an NHL franchise, we should get an Olympic team
>>151690355very based
I do think the Frozen Frenzy was a success
>>151690357why? were you charged more on your offense?
>>151690357>child >16 Am I the only one that thinks the infantilization epidemic in this country is getting a little bit out of control?
>>151690488Teenagers are fuckin stupid
>151690272there's probably a few at least with some italian ancestry. there's a few italian sounding names in the nhl i think >>151690341i just checked and you could get citizenship here with your ancestor going back 4 generations as long as they were born in czechoslovakia. not sure about the others but we'd be glad to have you broski
>>151690488As someone with a 16 year old, they are retarded kids.
>>151690510>>151690272 fugged up formatting
>>151690488all men are stupid until their late 20s.all women are stupid.
>>151690351Maybe you shoulda been nicer to bud, huh?
my son lil nigga the autistic goalie just got accepted to his dream university bro's :)))
>>151690504>>151690519>>151690545Everyone’s stupid. So what?
>>151690564Not me
>if only kids had the wisdom of malding boomers screaming about dylan and trb on a anime hockey board than they would understandGo Flames
>>151690545I was stupid until 35
>>151690561Based! :)
i'm stupid
>>151690589Just get a social worker bro it’s done wonders for my confidence
>>151690578It takes more levels of irony to post here then any tic tok or YouTube kid has
>>151690594NTA but I booked my 1st appointment yesterday
my health insurance doesn't pay for social workers
kwab
why would you need a social worker if you're not an orphan
>>151690357I had this comic. Its got mcfarlane cover, and it features real life old timey black hockey player.
>>151690636Everyone needs a social worker.
Imagine needing a government funded friend
>>151690636lack of gf emotional support
>>151690637>oilel kid is a fucking chugbased Todd
>>151690636you off work early or somethin, wagie?
>>151690637Those comics are awesome, a police visited our elementary school and handed out issues that had spiderman in montreal for some reason, hanging out with the expos or some shit
>>151690561Congrats! What does he want to study?
>>151690697forensics so he can be like Dexter
>>151690697Social work
Imagine becoming a social worker because you want to help all the poor kids in the foster system and your first assignment is a maladjusted adult /hoc/ poster. Sounds like something Yorgos Lanthimos would make into a movie.
Imagine becoming a social worker and your client has a TBI because he fell out of his chair when trying to deliver a burrito
>>151690727/hoc/ is one of the kindest communities on 4chan. We make fun of eachother but we stand up for eachother when mlb and cric come after us.
Imagine becoming a social worker
>>151690773shut the fuck up
>>151690776They’re good people they help me
>>151690776My grandmother was a social worker in northern Alaska. She’s seen some shit.
My heavy drinking is motivated mostly so that I don't have to imagine anything
>>151690800i bet
>>151690788retard
>>151690800I heard Alaska banned alcohol because of the natives.
Owen power? More like own and plow her haha
>>151690697A cure for retardism in memory of his father
>>151690839It’s banned in the villages (some of them anyway) so the natives will come into Fairbanks and Anchorage for a booze fix and usually do crimes and get arrested, fall asleep outside and freeze to death, or stumble into traffic and get run over. I’ve seen all of the above several times.
>>151690862log off, carter hart
>>151690884it's very depressing.
Carter Hart? More like Farter Fart
Mitch Marner? More like Marner Marner
Alberta forced the teachers back to work now a general strike is happening which includes saddledome and Rodgers place staff. Flames and oilers btfoed.
>>151690991Arena staff are union?
>>151690991oilers can come to cape breton for old time's sake.
does canada really have a secret vault of maple syrup?
>>151691168haha absolutely not who told you that? have you told anyone else?
>>151691195i told my boss and my mother in law
>>151691168wouldn't you like to know
>>151691168It got robbed a few years back >The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist was a major theft that occurred between 2011 and 2012, where nearly 3,000 tons of maple syrup, valued at approximately C$18.7 million, were stolen from a storage facility in Quebec
>>151691250That doesn’t even sound like much
>>151691250Talk about sticky fingers haha
>>151691168No Stop looking for it
westhead is back with a gem!>https://www.ctvnews.ca/sports/article/six-players-from-u14-ontario-hockey-team-placed-on-probation-amid-investigation-into-bullying-and-sexual-misconduct/
>>151691330>According to the SDRCC report about the Stoney Creek AA team, the team’s Snapchat account was a “cesspool.” Their Snapchat group chat contained jokes about rape, sexualized videos and degrading memes, comments calling players “Mexicans” or “lesbians,” and homophobic and racist slurs including the “N-word” that targeted their teammates.
win the cup win the cupwin the cuplift it up!
pretty much
>>151691330extremely problematic
>>151691369Sounds more civil than /hoc/
>>151691369>>151691330You really got to be careful who you invite into the group chat these days. /hoc/ posting could have prevented all this
>>151691330>couldnt ruin the adults lives>now trying to ruin the kids livesRick Westhead is a fucking fag.
>>151691417you must be 18+ to post on 4chan
Good afternoon bros I just got home from waging and took a big marner :)
>>151691386Wplace has plenty of deltarune and flames images across Calgary!
>>151691393based slaf making the top 10
>>151691459gold medal caliber on both fronts
>>151691438i saw that its pretty cool. also number 13 :(
>>1516912693000 tons? Imagine 3000 one-ton trucks rolling down the highway, sounds like a pretty large parade, doesn't it?>An astounding 3,160 tons of water flows over Niagara Falls every second.719,424.46 gallonsin other words, that heist took several trips to accomplish
>>151691459Is logan thompson the guy they left out of 4 nations because he made the coach butthurt?
>>151691435I bet these kids are already on /pol/
>>1516914974chan is a millennial website. Zoomers don’t know about us
>>151691513our governor is a zoomer
might grab a cheeky burger before my bus
>>151691499>no Caufield>>151691518>no HutsonI can be tricked into understanding the hutson snub, but Caufield is insane
>>151691518>no wolfi weep for my american frens
>>151691499>>151691518more like the grim states of America
>>151691518I don’t trust fox after 4 nations
playing pokemon desu
>>151691513Unfortunately many zoomers have infiltrated this site now and thats why you're not allowed to have fun and everything has to be ironic
Black/hoc/ks
>>151691566Hes a midget
>>151691620i hope you catch 'em all
>>151691620What game?
>>151691607how did finnish goaltending turn grim so quickly
>>151691641ya but he's not a plug like Matthew Knies
>>151691649pokemonhe just said it, idiot
>>151691666calm down, satan, jeeze
>>151691554I just had a burger that managed to be mediocre, small and $17
can't believe my debbies fell for the swedish goaltending meme
>>151691542>>151691562>backs>leo>sleep apnea>dahlinfuck yeah>assmus asserson>zibanjihad>ep40>ek65nevermind we're fucked it's over
>>151691661what could have been...
>>151691490deboer and cassidy hate him
>>151691649the new on! z-a>>151691643thanks bro
Gauthier - Celebrini - SmithSlafkovsky - Cooley - DemidovFinnie - Carlsson - BedardBenson - Wright - MichkovSchaefer - HutsonMintyukov - LevshunovBuium - NemecCould they win??
>>151691459why do they keep trying for force travis sanheim as elite?
>>151691688Sad :(
>>151691471a lot of studs in this line up
>>151691688Sounds like a cole caufield
>>151691459dobson bros... we got fleeced hard...
>>151691753not without a goalie
>>151691482:(
>>151691791Wolfie in the pipes
>>151691459no one has ever heard of this Colton Paralympics
found the /hoc/ mascot
>>151691806wplace is such a pure part of the internet. reminds me of the old days before woke and chat control and bots and ads and global information wars and AI and all the other shit from the past 15 years
>>151691958They would win it all with Wolf
>>151692032i don't get it
>>151692032Haha I get it
>>151692046take out the Australian
>>151692036The woke destroyed agartha
>>151692038>MY TEAM IS BAD I CAN'T GENERATE OFFENSE!!!okay wolf you little bitch
>>151692119Wolf is autistic. Show some respect
Jackies - 7Laffs - 24 straight goals in the 2nd.
>>151692227I hope you're right anon. My Jackies haven't gotten the 2nd and 3rd line going yet
>>151689355Why the fuck did he go to Trashville Tired of winning?
>>151692285Tbf he wasnt going to do that on the lightning eitherHes in the fuck you pay me stage of his career
>>151692254Laffs' D specializes in leaving open ice for shooters.
>>151692357At least the lightning aren't bottom feeders, going by last year
>>151692381US wins
>>151692381No lol
>>151692381I think we need Wolf
>>151692381I'd like to see DeBrincat slotted in somewhere on the team.
>>151692406Yes lmao
>>151692373We've got some shooters due for a goal!
my charmeleon evolved we charizard now
>>151692566Hell yeah. What moves does he have?
>>151692447>no Celebrini >no Johnston >no BedardWell I hope this loss will confront leafs with their nostalgia poisoning.
>>151692588>dylan tried slipping his bust in therekwab
if i were an nhl tough guy, id fight like a kangaroohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUz93v_s18A
>>151692682Keep your melty to yourself obsessed retard. Thanks!
>>151692718The Petgrave Chop
what did he mean by this?
>>151692381>>151692447What are the asterisks for?
>>151692822Locks
its up !https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RjZl7J1Uug
>scoreless draws
>>151690637is that the edmonton edition? it was shithole back then too huh?? calgary edition mogs btw. (Thats Jarome Iginla on the cover btw)
kirby dach is as useless as tits on a bull
Whoever is the captain of the Flames should consider taking a page out of Lamar Jackson's playbook and remove the ping pong and foosball tables from the locker room.
>>151690454she loved the cock she didn't tattle, learn to groom loser >>151690488was she 16 or is that just the statute
>>151692820don't buy dogshit fake jerseys
>>151692868based larry
>>151692880Raped retard
>>151690561i hate rich people so much. fuck you and your kid.
>>151692985My kid would heem your kid pussy
>>151692990aren't you that faggot who creeps on teeange girls' feet?
>>151690773True /hoc/ is for frens
You will be supporting OUR Hobart Statesmen right /hoc/?
>>151690637why...why is spiderman introducing a bunch of kids to drugs and alcohol? why does he have ropes? Im uncomfortable with all of this.
>>151690773I like to think of /mlb/ as our little sister :)
>>151690727>>151690776one of my friends became a social worker and within the first month she was violently attacked when she was out at some poors house and she quit shortly after.
>>151693013Parker has no grooming game and has to rely on webs and things kids love to do as bait
>>151692985cope he got scholarships
>>151693032Mamdani wants to replace cops with social workers New York is fucked have fun Stephen!
>>151691369wow theyre just like me
Thank fucking god oh thank christ oh thank you gary one fucking game today wow you are a genius you are a saint you fucking piece of shit I can't wait to have to only watch this one fucking game today. Thank you Gary THANK YOU
>>151691622i get banned from pol for defending jews, this place has lost its way for sure
Eat the rich. Sautéed the rich in a rich, creamy Béarnaise sauce. Roast the rich is a fire-fueled clay oven using apple wood. Stretch the rich on a rack and marinate the rich in a onions-based mixture heavy in garlic. Enjoy the rich with a fine Cabernet Sauvignon. Feed your leftover from the rich to your dog.
>>151693085>for defending jewsfucking canatards
>>151691806holy shit he left calgary on his own he left he gave up his legacy when he did that i dont care he died like he lived (a drunk) he isnt a flame he chose to not be a flame fuck off with this shit teagan
I dislike poors more than the rich desu
>>151691622Being ironic is fun and all but i think if you do it too long you kinda lose yourself and forget what your true values are. Its also unbearable to interact with such people.
Stephen will be taxed an extra 2% when mamdani wins
>>151693112Did the rich tell you to say that
>>151693110we respect the dead here bud
>>151693137No
>>151692962good post
>>151692990>my kid
>>151692927only cool thing about him is he keeps getting younger every time I check (right now he's 24!)
>>151693040the rich getting richer
>>151693154im not attacking jonathan, i get his cunt wife made him give up his legacy as a flame, im attacking teagan
>>151693203>teaganWho the fuck os that?
>>151693220sara's sister
>>151692990imagine posting on /hoc/ instead of taking care of your kid
I hope the booze cruiser on booze cruiser violence trial is livestreamed. There hasn't been any good ones in a hot minute.
Sean Higgins that was the guy who played for the nucks and the habs
>>151693296hope that dude gets ian watkins'd in prison
> This conversation about drunk driving is brought to you by alcohol
the micheal jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight
>>151693337>blame the alcoholmaybe he was just a dumb piece of shit?
>we can only imagine what would be happening if the leafs didn't have the blue jays to distract the fanbase right now kek gino reda doesn't miss
Simon Benoit - Oliver Ekman-LarssonBrandon Carlo - Jake McCabeMorgan Rielly - Philippe Myers
>>151693350Are you drunk?
>>151693379AM I being detained? Am I free to go?
The question was >Pick a player to score a goal to save your life Almost everyone else said Ovi
you're under arrest for being too damn gorgeous
>>151693379whats it to ya?
>>151693404i use this pick up line a lot, I follow it up with "did you know you look like a princess?"
>>151693391Sir, please, calm down.. this is a standard form of interrogation, and I just need to see your smartphone and make a clear retinal scan for the Corporation's file databases... >by reading all of this, you agree to our conditions and terms, sucker
>>151693400Oh and NONE of them said McDavid which I thought was kinda interesting
>"'I told you before not to do that stuff. You don't listen. I'm done. You were probably driving like a nut, like I always tell you you do. You don't listen to me. Instead, you just yell""
>>151693411well, I'm concerned... for public safety, and also what brand you're buying? Are people still drinking IPAs?
>>151693012Always Faithful
The Flames burn bright beneath the dome, A fiery test in their Canadian home. May Allah's grace watch over their play, Guiding each shot, each save, every day. From rink to prayer, may strength be found.ALLAH BLESS THE FLAMES
>>151693543flameschads are budists tho, thats why flameshaters dont understand us
>>151693451nah zoomers dont drink IPAs
>>151693543That was beautiful>>151693567/hoc/ is syncretic at its base>>151693570so just fentanyl? Neat
sometimes i put a finger in my ass and think of my unclego flames!
Everyone be kind tonight please
>>151693667i'm mtf btw
Welcome to /hoc/! Please no politics, religion, or other controversial topics that might divide us. This is a place where we can come together through our common love of hockey and being human. That said, this is also an LGBTQ+ safe zone. Love wins here! This is one of the most welcoming, accepting, loving, generous, and friendly communities on 4channel... Don't be shy... Say hi!!!
>>151693689Hi!
we're live>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9kgwm8CCn4
>>151693570My brothers wife does
>>151693702thanks
>>151693724I love IPAs and brew my own at home
will john tavares score his 500th goal tonight?
>>151693689Hi :)
>>151693790No
>>151693783Ink sipping one right now. Pelican. I highly recommend.
>>151693846I’m*
why are teen boys these days so lewd?
>>151693846west coast? they have like, six iterations of IPA at Pelican
>>151693873please calm down before posting
How did birds learn to brew beer?
>>151693667I know a true flames fan when I see one
>>151693893seems to be endemic
Everyone be loud and cheer for our Jackies!
my espn page keeps bugging out it only says there's one game
>>151693987Ted is watching in heaven :)
>>151693932Oh no
>every team played last night so everyone is hockey'd out so noone is talking about hockey but everyone was just watching baseball anywayFUCKING BRILLIANT GARY... YOU'RE SO GENIUS
>THIS IS YET ANOTHER OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151694044he deserves a raise
Flames beat the >rags
>>151694141and then what happened?
>>151693878straightest canadians
>>151693878>under 14swhy did the complainants join a shota sexual assault league team if they didn't want shotas to be sexually assaulting them?
leafs are so bad
>>151694148smoked some dude
should be a goal or clearly a penalty for hand on the puck in crease.
>>151693879Hazy. I also recommend Tropical pelican (harder to find but the best) and whatever the orange cans are like original I guess. Hazy and tropical and very smooth and mellow for IPAs tho
that was a goal actually
>>151694217And what was his name?>you know what? never mind, I'm sorry I asked
>>151694229Nice, that's my favorite, in fact.. nice selection
>>151694233There was a sliver of the puck on the line sadly
>>151694254gary's very precise
>>151694229>8.7%>on a wednesday
johnathon tavareswhat ever happened there?
>laffs
SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSillinger!
>>151694251Thank ya>>151694268It’s been a long day
is onhockeytv dead?
>the city of Toronto
>>151694276we don't talk about him here
primeau kek!
>>151694291shore'n'begora, Paddy
>>151694291for tonight anywayssteameasta app
>>151694291Gary's retribution for last nights mediocre ratings
my hawkies
Gary here. I'm cutting you fags off.
Bismillah ar-Rahman ar-RaheemO Allah, Lord of Strength and Victory, we humbly ask for Your grace upon our Calgary Flames.
Is it ok if I make a >laffs post?
>>151694464Yes, it is very fashionable this time of year
Camera down!
nelly furtado
wheres the puck
>>151694464now it is>laff2
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWerenski!
>that huge mario celebrating the goal>laff2
>>151694586Can I make a >laff2 post?
>>151694565I'm like a bird
crazy how all these guys fucking SUCKCurrent rosterviewtalkeditUpdated October 23, 2025[309][310]No. Nat Player Pos S/G Age Acquired Birthplace2 Canada Simon Benoit D L 27 2023 Laval, Quebec79 Canada Sammy Blais LW L 29 2025 Montmagny, Quebec25 United States Brandon Carlo D R 28 2025 Colorado Springs, Colorado53 Canada Easton Cowan RW L 20 2023 Mount Brydges, Ontario11 Canada Max Domi LW L 30 2023 Winnipeg, Manitoba95 Sweden Oliver Ekman-Larsson D L 34 2024 Karlskrona, Sweden19 Sweden Calle Jarnkrok RW R 34 2022 Gavle, Sweden81 United States Dakota Joshua C L 29 2025 Dearborn, Michigan23 United States Matthew Knies LW L 23 2021 Phoenix, Arizona24 Canada Scott Laughton Injured Reserve C L 31 2025 Oakville, Ontario18 Canada Steven Lorentz C L 29 2024 Kitchener, Ontario63 Finland Matias Maccelli LW L 25 2025 Turku, Finland34 United States Auston Matthews (C) C L 28 2016 San Ramon, California22 United States Jake McCabe D L 32 2023 Eau Claire, Wisconsin74 Canada Bobby McMann C L 29 2022 Wainwright, Alberta36 United States Dakota Mermis D L 31 2025 Alton, Illinois51 Canada Philippe Myers D R 28 2024 Moncton, New Brunswick88 Sweden William Nylander RW R 29 2014 Calgary, Alberta30 United States Cayden Primeau G L 26 2025 Farmington Hills, Michigan44 Canada Morgan Rielly (A) D L 31 2012 West Vancouver, British Columbia83 Canada Marshall Rifai Injured Reserve D L 27 2023 Beaconsfield, Quebec89 United States Nicholas Robertson LW L 24 2019 Arcadia, California55 Canada Nicolas Roy C R 28 2025 Amos, Quebec41 United States Anthony Stolarz G L 31 2024 Edison, New Jersey8 Canada Christopher Tanev Injured Reserve D R 35 2024 East York, Ontario91 Canada John Tavares (A) C L 35 2018 Mississauga, Ontario60 United States Joseph Woll Injured Reserve G L 27 2016 Dardenne Prairie, Missouri
My Jackie’s are ELITE
>>151694639Calm down .they are playing a team that almost lost to the flames
Saw this on TikTok thought Copey would appreciate it
>>151694639Mine too!
Satan owns flims. Now >our jackies prosper for obeying the Lord.
>>151694671Atleast their biggest problem Mitch Marner is gone though. Damn he's getting a good amount of points on his new team though. So strange.
>>151694695>JUST BECAUSE YOU WENT THROUGH A FAIR TRIAL SYSTEM OF THE JUSTICE SYSTEM THAT PROVED THAT YOU AREN'T GUILTY DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE INNOCENT!this is why I never have sex
>>151694859if you don't have sex you at all end up like trb
>>151694859Don’t worry I took care of it. Called her fat in the comment section and everything
>>151694980You're a good man anon. Feminists are horrible people
>>151694859yes, that is how legal systems work. found not guilty has never meant innocent. it only means the jury or judge/s thought the evidence didn't rise to the criminal standard of no other logical explanation.
>>151695027>found not guilty has never meant innocent.In America the presumption is always innocence until proven guilty so yes they were effectively found innocent by the end of the trial.
Please don't laugh at my Jackies powerplay guys
>>151695085that's not how it works, and i was describing the american standard, which is identical to most other standards used in western legal systems anyway.a presumption of innocence doesn't mean you're innocent if you don't get convicted of something, it means the law does not put the onus on the defendent to prove innocence but on the prosecution to prove guilt. it's there to avoid the state going after people with spurious charges that are difficult to disprove. the presumption says nothing about whether or not someone actually did something.
I'm gonna presooooom
For me? It's believing all men
>>151695239please be sure to use a lawyer for protection when you presume, even if you're by yourself.
>>151695132Don't worry, the laffs powerplay is actually worse than yours. There's no shame.
>>151695301I guess our PP isn't quite as bad as I thought. Our PK is VERY bad though
>>151695223>that's not how it worksIt literally is. Everything else is COPE for you not agreeing with the outcome. Boohoo. Anyways moving on.
>>151695423no, it literally isn't you retard. if it did work the way you're pretending, it would be impossible to have civil claims over the same matter have different results. courts don't determine innocence.
>only one game today>it's just the laffs losingwhat the fuck is their problem
idk about you guys but i think paralegal bruce won this one
>>151695466They do actually. Civil court is meaningless and the burden of proof is not nearly the same >dumbass Aussie telling me about my country
>losing an argument to an Australian kwab
>>151695646he knows more about it than you do fucktard
>>151695646Would take the Aussie over a raped bitch such as yourself any day of the week
Why arent you geeks watching baseball
>>151695767i am watching it, and watching trb get btfo by an aussie in between innings
That looks like a high stick desu
>>151695646No kidding the standard isn't the same. But if courts determined innocence then this wouldn't matter, because winning a criminal case would mean the civil standard was irrelevant, not that you had to fight a new case afterward with a lower standard of proof and could still lose. You evidently don't remember the OJ situation, where he was found not guilty and then lost in civil court.
>>151695681>>151695692>>151695759I get your desire to defend your VPN personality but it’s an embarrassing look to anyone that actually managed to graduate.
>>151695813meant for >>151695646
>>151695646shut up bitch also cocks out for ted
>>151695808By your logic, an accusation IS a conviction no matter the standard of proof or exoneration that comes from a trial. No pun intended but you’re a kangaroo courter.
>>151695813you genuinely are a retard, now go back to spamming about scoreless draws
/hoc/ - Law and Baseball
>>151695832>>151695852It’s just you and me here, bud. You can drop the act.
>>151695840>by your logic [thing that is not implied anywhere]uh huhgo ahead and quote the relevant text you're pretending means what you say.
Dustin wolfs girlfriend has a tiktok and she’s a single mom blud is raising another man’s kid.
bud was not found guilty for the rape of trb but we all know he did it
>>151695911being a cuck is a legal requirement for living in calgary
What if I don't want to protect Ontario?
>>151695892>But if courts determined innocence then this wouldn't matter, because winning a criminal case would mean the civil standard was irrelevant It IS when it pertains to criminal charges because it means it failed to meet the burden of proof and is now presented with a much lower standard to a jury that can issue a verdict without total agreement for punitive damages. Nobody takes civil verdicts seriously unless they got assblasted by the result of the preceding trial.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRProvorov!
>l3ffs
>>151695946Proves nothing. And since I accused you you’re already guilty sorry you can’t ever clear your name samefag.
>>151695939What would he be guilty of? Enjoying a succulent burrito meal?
Will you idiots stop debating law with trb
>>151694779no one thought marner was a bad player. but things needed to change for better or worse
Are the Laffs making playoffs this year
my blooj ackets :)
>>151696044wild card lock
>>151696059what about em
Is Cale Makar expected to hit free agency next season, or are the Avs expected to get something done?
>>151696043I guess for worse then since he left. Smart though. Guys like Matthews and McDavid could learn a thing or two
>>151696006it looks like you're now trying to argue what i already told you and pretend it means the opposite.the whole point is that a verdict is not a determination of truth.
>>151696138well he's not gonna hit free agency next season because his current contract goes through the end of next season
reaaaally embarrassing day to be a laffs fan
>>151696105they haven't been giving up 4+ goals per game yet
>>151696203They beat the flames yesterday bud
SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSillinger again!
>l4ffs
Provorov here. I don't like fags and laffs are fags
Varsho triple
>>151696194Fuck. I googled 2026 NHL free agents and he came up on the Spotrac list. Weird.
>laffsalso my jackies :)
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFabbro!
>laff5
I think the Blue Jays success is inversely proportional to the laffs success.
>>151696187>the truth is whatever I decide okay?????!!!Then why even have trials, dumbshit?
Blue jackets are going nowhere lol.
>>151696453who are you quoting? it looks like yourself since you were the one going around lying about what court verdicts mean.
Also, why is Cayden "Too good for AHL, too mediocre for NHL" Primeau still in net?
Now that the dust has settled, why were laffs the NHL's worst team this season?
>SN replay spent more time on lorentz's bruised pussy than the goalkwab
>>151696470They're a playoff team
>shipping 5 to columbusholy
maybe primeau was on waivers for a reason, i don't know
>my Bolts are backyay!
weird seeing merzlikins actually be decent this year for once
>>151696554The tandem with Greaves has been good for him
>>151696532unlike my ded wongs
>>151696325gotta use puckpedia for that sort of thingavs are gonna have like $30m to resign him so he's not going anywhere unless he really wants to go lose at home in calgary
>>151696242OMG THEY BEAT THE FLAMES? THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE WELL HOLY SHIT THE LAFFS ARE AMAZING
just passing through to drop a >laffsLMAO
>>151696569didn't expect it to make so much of a difference, he was fucking awful last season, especially the entire last month
the laffs won more recently than trb
>>151696612sorry you aren't a winner
>>151696609He was still sad about Johnny then
The city of Toronto must be so depressed tonight. This hockey game must really be killing their mood.
thingken bout johnny :(
why do try hard fags that use punctuation always post the shittiest posts
You know i get that it's the >laffsand all but couldn't they atleast give us a decent game since it's the only one on tonight?How do you get your ass handed to you by CBJ?
>>151696689I use em dashes because I am a human ChatGPT
holy shit it's only the second
>>151696609The hot start to this season could just be a fluke. He's had some good streaks over the past few years but hasn't put together a good full season since he was a rookie
>>151696686Bro shouldn't have ridden a bike down an unlit country road after dark.
when does the next game start?
>>151696788according to my time zone calculations, yesterday
stay scared m8
>>15169678821hr 29min from now.
Baseball game is boring. How are my Leafs doing?
>>151696848they're strategically on track to avoid getting knocked out in the first round by the panthers in wc2
Carne Asada is back at Chipotle
Ted is beaming somewhere right now
>>151696788Turn based hockey is on right now
Cole sillinger is getting his revenge on canada after tate mcrae broke up with him
>>151696998I hope he gets his hat trick
>matthews
[sad news]my local stadium doesn't sell pretzels anymore
>>151697146That's too bad anon. Do they have anything else that's good?
>>151697146that is sad. what about hot dogs?
>>151697146that is sad
>>151697146Does your local stadium have a state sponsored suicide chamber?
>>151697194more importantly does it have urinal troughs?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROlivier!
>l6ffs
>>151697179yeathey're $2 each for wednesday games
6 to fucking 1>laffs
Sammy Blais never scored for my Rangers :(
>>151697240>>151697253
>>151692227You called it anon
>>151697245that's pretty cheap
>>151692227are you a wizard?
>>151692227Are powerball sales already closed tonight?
>>151697290that's a pizza delivery
>>151697290Coyle has been a really nice player for my Jackies
>>151697401he was a solid player on the bruins
>>151697290laffs should just put a blind guy in net
>6-1the absolute state
>>151697401saw that wood had the comeback last game as well and brindley's been great for my avsieslove a good hockey trade
>>151697436Yeah I was confused why everyone said we overpaid for him. Everyone acted like Wood was a negative asset too and he has 3 goals already
>>151697475>>151697475>>151697475NEW
teds are better this year but still>LAFFS
>>151697480Yeah Brindley looked really good in the Avs games I've watched
>>151689697
