>>151689056
First for Stinger.
we're >laffin tonight
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Boomer has kind-sized Reese's for all the /hoc/ trick or treaters
dryden passed on his spirit to dobes like elijah passed on his spirit to elisha
>>151697580king*
>primeau>14/20I think it's time to pull him
>it was 6-1
>>151697600for me its when those kids called him a bald asshole and he summoned bears to fuck them up
>tavares gets his 500th in a mournful ass-gaping of a gamekwab
>>151697644they weren't kids
my jackies have won 5 out of 6
>>151697699Jackies are starting to look like they did at the end of last year. Just need to get Fantilli's line going
>>151697697they were2 Kings 2:23 He went up from there to Bethel, and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” 24 And he turned around, and when he saw them, he cursed them in the name of the Lord. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys. 25 From there he went on to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.
The garbage time laffs are unstoppable
masterful statpadding by toronto
>>151697750approximately me
>the pressure's off? we've already lost? whew time to start playing hockey
>>151697750Dancing Kevin was the best
>>151697742they weren't, thoever. na'arim means men of young age or of low-rank. they were to king jeroboam what the black shirts were to mussolini. they were telling him to go up to the nearby pagan temple to make a sacrifice. subtext is that if he didn't follow their orders, they'd kill him. "balding" refers to hair loss from leprosy. he was a sick old man.
our jaysies :)))))
>>151697750This guy is really skinny now
The bluejackets are getting hot, watch out NHL, they’re about to win it all
>>151698145I think so too
>>151698138That organization has to deal with so many tragedies
imagine having more dead players than playoff series wins more like kwab jackets
>Tavares scores his 500th goal>no one gives a fuck
It’ll be sad when baseball replaces hockey as our sport when the jays win. Hockey will slowly fade into irrelevancy
>>151698409it's 2-2 if you count the series against the laffs in the lockdown year
>>151698409They have the same amount, the prelim round against the leafs counts
I’m going to watch >my team lose in person tomorrow
>>151698753Have fun anon :)
>>151698409>You now remember that girl getting hit in the head with a puck and dying was at a blue jackets game
>>151698569Thus is his legacy. He will be the greatest player ever to be completely forgotten the moment he retires. 500+ goals and he won’t have his jersey retired
woll can't come back soon enough. primeou is dogshit. what happened to hildeby?
>>151698821A blue jackets fan killed dime bag darrel too
>>151698887wtf I love the blue jackets now
Lol
He got the same amount of points as hairs that grew back for him today
>>151698916Pantera rocks
>>151698628fuck I hate this timeline. better basedball than basketball or soccer
>>151699172Why are you complaining aren't you American?
garygaryis this a conspiracycrucified for a hitsuspension beneath me
>kadri to montrealhe's gonna get suspended in the playoffs, isn't he.
>>151699211I don't want Canada to lose its national sport. My favorite player is Canadian
>>151699235>I don't want Canada to lose its national sportWhat the literal fuck do you think has been happening since 1993 you retard?
>>151699235their national sport is lacrosse pinhead
>laffs
>>151699217Source?
>>151699217yeah fuck him I hope he dies
Jihadri owned the rags the other day
>>151699261lax bros should rule the nation
>>151699003RE SPECT
>>151699278lel
>>151699278relocate the laffs to hamilton
>>151699278>*record scratch*
you see us comin' and you all together run for coverwe're taking over this rinkhere we come reach for the puckand you better backcheck well my friend you seeit's been sniped from down lowaimed at you we're the wingers from hell
dem jaysies finna win dat eries bro's
>>151700103who the fuck cares retard
>>151700103terrible i need to say toronto suffer
>>151700250Don't worry. Toronto losing both games at home in laffs fashion will be perfect.
>>151700238single mom childhood detected
>>151697611its primeauver
>>151700103>not a national competition>only 1 canadian on the teamCanada celebrating a Blow Gays win nationally btfo their 1993 cope
>>151700442>>151700250
>>151700442vladdy jr was born in Montreal
This is just elderly abuse. Brian Burke is more unintelligible than Don Cherry at this point.
>Raptors can win>Blue Jays can win>laffs
>get home>finish series game>look up scoresKEK>laffs
the bubble boy episode is on
>>151700647didn't bro want to see susan's tits kek
>>151700678TAKE OFF YA SHIRT
My penguins ):
The Dallass Stors are just the 2010s San Hosé Shorks.No Cup for you.
>>151700790kwab true
>>151700466Yes, one player as stated
>>151700583pwhl players' union shitcanned him after one year probably for this exact reason
where is everyone
>>151701177The line at your mom's house.
Every day the leafs just disappoint me
didn't even know there was a game today until I checked, but alas>laffs
>>151701177I'm playing EHM. Everyone else is probably in a boreball thread, discussing a """"sport"""" so undemanding on the body that you can play three days in a row with ease.
>>151701220she's dead
>>151701292the only major sport where players can actively and unironically substitute water for tobacco during play
utah is cratering
is it cool to fire off Stalingrad jokes or are they still dicey?
>>151701292curling is like the same game butt way better
37 years old
>>151701459Sad
>>151701459>6 year extension for $5.25aavMeanwhile, Mr 500 goals>4x$4.38M
>>151701526>p..please love me, tronno
>>151701445Curling is 10 times as exciting as boreball.
For me it’s Jennifer Jones in tights
>>151701544he could have been the king of stink island but instead he's going to be remembered as the judas that backstabbed stink island, had some >laffs jammies, then sucked balls and did nothing until the entire fanbase he grew up a part of hates his guts and remembers his era with them as a massive failure
>>151701526>get scapegoated for asking fair market value your entire contention window>cave, take a discount for the team>team is instantly shitkwab
51 points in 16 games immediately after coming back from cancer.
>>151701588I used to pick out the cereal boxes with her on it :)
>>151701634Islanders offered him same aav as Toronto but with one additional year which resulted in a net loss of $6.6M for this year. He was projected to get 3x$8M’ish extension, accepting only 67% of that value while also eating up one additional year of his late stage career. Embarrassing.
>>151701716And then Darius beat Lemiux like Lemiux beat cancerhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1gik_urypCU
>>151701588Only the best I see.
be me/isles/ anon since the Coliseum had asbestosexpected another year of 2-1 losses and postgame cope“tHeY nEeD sCoRiNg” yeah no sh*t sherlock, been saying that since Tavares had hairbut suddenly… these bastards are GOOD?Barzy skating like a feral gazelle on pre-workout, Bo Horvat somehow remembering he’s elite, Sorokin doing KGB war crimes in netD-fense looking tighter than Lou Lamoriello’s walletcrowd at UBS chanting “LETS GO ISLES” like they’re exorcising demonsother teams walking in thinking they’ll farm free points, walking out like they just got mugged by a guy in a fisherman jerseythe powerplay actually clicks, not just spinning around like a fidget spinner from hellcan’t even chirp them anymore, it’s just… good hockeyI’m so madI’m not supposed to feel hopebeen conditioned for years to expect pain, and now they’re making me BELIEVEif they win the Cup I’m eating a slice of 7/11 pizza in the shower out of sheer confusionthis team is ruining my cynicism and I hate it
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=gary+bettman+before%3A2010
>>151701834https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTodQ6Svo9A
>>151701815Fear not they’re back to being shit. Sorokin is literally bottom tier this year. Defense mostly blows. PP looks like there are actual NHL’ers on it but still underperforming. PK still a dumpster fire. Team still alternating between lights out domination and are these guys even awake periods. Schaefer is elite but no one on the team can enforce and teams are beginning to hunt him.Big save Dave should be the #1 if he can keep his numbers up his next start.
at what point do we admit that owen power sucks?
>>151702003He was good in Rocket Power
our flames play tomorrow
>>151702003i said that when he was drafted because he wears glasses
>>151702003With a last name like that you can't suck.
>>151702028Oh so you think we can't have an elite indie hipster 1D in the sport for rich white people from blue states
>>151701776To be fair, Mario started that. But the second fist to the face from Kasparaitis was unnecessary.
>>151702033
I always assumed the bad guy team in mighty ducks 2 was a german team but it was iceland
>>151702003He's softer than butter in the sunshine on the hottest of summer days.He's a softer Tyler Myers.
>>151702065Myers won a Calder in Buffalo. Very accomplished player.
>>151702079My two year old cumsock holds more prestige than the Calder
>>151702062I hear ya. It's pretty hard to understand that it's Iceland when they say "Iceland" several times in the movie, have the Icelandic flag on their jackets and have Iceland written across their jerseys.
>>151702003He's just meh. Not good enough to be first overall but not shit enough to be considered a bust. He's just mediocre
only shit teams tomorrow
>>151702340Just like my islanders
shalomenta
5 nations game, extremely problematic
Hello gays
>>151702473All those players and they still can't win the cup hahaha
>>15170249111 of them didalso shoutout to latvia
>>151701177Sorry bro i havent even really looked at /hoc/ since the jays started making their run, i've barely watched any hockey at all this season so far when I usually watch 2-3 games a night if not more. I'll be back soon.
>>151701177Im waiting for my flames!
has hoob heated up yet? this is his fourth season with the flames so i imagine he has to be heated up by now
Mario Linux
>Barkov goes down>Panthers look insanely mid
>Leafs>can't fight
>>151702049why did you post this image of mattias ekholm?>>151702658me too!
This is what I call a playoff tree.
>>151702501Florida won
>>151702947@garyWhy'd you establish a bunch of soulless sunbelt teams again?
>>151702947>long islandIts more of a peninsula
>>151703058*penisula
>>151703004No, they lost.
>>151703249What exactly are the rules for a shootout? McTavish stops approaching the net and pulls the puck back so the puck is not advancing and he is not advancing.
let's take some calls from the request line
>>151703302? you cant go backwards
Tavares feels like such wasted talent, imagine if he played for actually competitive teams and not Isles and Toronto
>>151703551someone has to lose if the sunbelt always wins
>>151697570Hi!
>>151703575Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>>151703700those are my snowbelt teams
>>151703716Remember when bud tried to make "those are my leafs" a thing kwab (kek what a bud)
My Jackies :)
>>151703739Chasing your best player out of town and being upset that you suck, those are my leafs
Any updates on John Tavares's magical amulet?
very unsettling picture
laffs are tanking for a higher 3rd round pick
>>151703801It shattered itself after a particularly foul marner one day
>>151703348yes hello, is this gary live?first time caller long time listeneranyway I just wanted to say fuck gary and fuck the flamesthanks for taking my call
>>151703873I wonder what they would do for a 2nd
Toronto is a baseball country now.
What's the word
>>151703941Canada*
>>151703962There's only one Canadian on the roster though
>>151703865Remember when copey said for years that the golden knights won this trade?
>>151703348Can you play oasis?
>>151703987Does Guerrero speak enough French to legally be considered a Quebec citizen?
>>151703987This is like a reverse "no Americans on a American NHL team" shitpost
>laffs are all day to day with hearing loss from cannon blasts
When the US beats Canada in the Olympics will Canadians riot?
>>151704093Probably but we will never know
Any of you guys go to that U18 Nova Scotian game where Marchand coached?
>>151704054They just play in Canada. The best Canadian player in on the dodgers ironically.
>>151704066Based Blue Jackies
I didn't watch the game, but are you telling me the laffs are STILL starting the guy my habbies cut from our minor league team?I know they have no.actual.prospects but don't they at least have warm.bodies in the organization? kek what the fuck are they doing?
>>151704174They got a goalie ready to go.
>>151704066Jen
Parent teacher conference day today. Pray for me bros
Matthews is pathetic without Marner, there's no way he sniffs 40 goals again, he's probably a 35 goal 70 point player at best now
>>151704236at least JT is getting younger
Flames play Our Sennies today
>>151704229Good luck
>>151704174nothing wrong with sammy blais
When will the rags trade Lafreniere?
I heard the leafs are kicking the tires on Michael Pezzetta again
>>151704236Mathews isnt getting 35 goals or assists this year
.
Matthews for Zacha 1 for 1
>>151704024yes
i hope you have a comfy thursday, guys :)
>>151704299We don’t want that bust
his season debut tonightplaying center, real minutes, PP timeno bitch winger games like last season"Dalibor Dvorsky"nice alliteration, unique first namegood face, looks like a hockey playerI'm thinking 25-30g, 60-70pt centerman in his peak yearsminimum he should end up a mid-level top 6 winger like former phenom and current disappointment Lafreniere
>>151704352Pasta might be able to fix him, look what he did for Geekie
So Busthews to ruins and McBust to kongs.
>panthers suck>oilers suck>bruins suck>rags suck>leafs suck>flames suck
>>151704386i like him and wish him the best, hope you're right.hopefully they won't send him down again soon.
>>151704416flames do not suck bitch
F L A M E SLAMES
S U C KUCK
>>151704453R U L EULE
I think the Flames are heating up
>>151704474the golf course
>>151704386Dalibor Bagaric was one of those barely coordinated seven foot tall yugo men they would bring in to foul Shaq six times
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>151704482just like my chara
viciously painful nicolas roy
>>151704556That's not how I would describe him but he's alright
takagi and wolf are cute and wholesome
>>151704571C U T EUTE
>>151704571move out of your moms basement bud
Why does MLB have the higher seed team play at home for game 6 & 7? Would Gary consider this
Saskatoon deserves a team Gary
>>151704601This but east is always the higher seed since it's the more competive conference
>>151704604one of the interns brought that up and was immediately fired. i wasnt in that specific meeting but allegedly gary laughed for 30 seconds and then said no, no fuckin way, get the fuck outta here and that was that
still beat wyna liu as usual, but yet another abomination of a category that only the spoiler code prevents me from ripping apart
>>151704556Sorry Copey, we still call those Marners around here
>>151704601they play the games b2b
Happy Halloween Eve /hoc/!
good morning to everyone and particularly the columbus blue jackets lol
>>151704764Good morning fren
>>151704229Get off 4chan
very frustrating
>>151704807I was lucky based off previous guesses, absolute horseshit word
>>151704738>>151697580Trick or treat!
what's the scaries movie you've ever seen? me? the exorcist.
>>151704685Gary could do that as well (if it would punish a snowbelt team)
Halloween is a pagan holiday coopted by interersts by the likes of Mars Inc, Hersey and big candy corn to line their pockets at the expense of overall public health.
>>151704914The shining
>>151704926it's all saints day. hallowed eve.
>>151704617>metro>competitivecome on now
>>151704926Based having a reeses to celebrate
>>151704923he could but the nhlpa would have a fitb2bs are extremely rare in the playoffs
What kind of candy does Gary pass out for Halloween?
>>151705051Credit card applications
>>151704914
MAYBE SIX FEET AINT SO FAR DOWN
guess who's a birthday boy today
>>151705093Happy birthday anon!
>>151705093Cale Makar?
>>151705093Happy birthday cale!
Goalies with boom or bust potential?
>>151705125Doesn't every goalie have boom or bust potential?
>>151705125Who the fuck is this Nathan "Grav" Murdock fellow?
>>151705059Jen
yeah going to Sheetz
I dont give a sheet
I'm going to pillow casez haha
yep, i'm thinking it's over before it even began
>>151705281lol
>>151705093why's he eating a cookie lol
>>1517052812 Flamiacs. They might have a chance
>>151705281isn't Chromiak a browser?
>>151704229I pray that you take your kids out of public school you fucking retard
>>151705297What else would he do with it?
>>151705299they'll carry on their season and we'll be dead last >>151705308firefox's better desu
>>151705326Taunt mackinnon with it
switzerland
czechs
>>151705341Jen
>>151705346Why are there so many more czech nhlers than slovakians
germany
>>151705342when I see Kevin Fiala's name I say it like how Chuck Mangione kept saying Chris Vadala all silly on the Live at the Hollywood Bowl album
>>151705354why is the Polish name smaller than the others
>>151705352because they care about the system they set up. since the 2000's we've had huge fall off simply because corruption, nepotism and neglect. went from having over 40 active NHL players to barely 5 now since kek
>>151705377Fuck that sucks
>>151705346Why couldn't Cervenka make it in the chel?
>>151705281wth happened?
>>151705387dallas trying to stockpile finns
>>151705417He already answered that faggot >>151705377
>>151705354>poobauergood luck germany lmao
>>151705427i beg your pardon?
/hoc/
>>151705417>>151705427yeah that, and also to add to that most of those were raised in the old commie czechoslovak system so we never really had a good one of our own like the czechs did for example
>>151705433I'm a mean motherfucker
>>151705434Torts will coach us
>>151705446ruthless!
necas extension 8x11.5same offer mikko was close on before draisaitl signed for 14 (same agent)
>>151705436that's interesting. i never looked at it that way.
>Nine times when the Red Wings opened a campaign 7-3 or better, they wound up the season in first place. Five times, they’ve gone on to win the Stanley Cup. Three other seasons saw the Wings reach the Stanley Cup final.Stay timorously flustered, mate.
>Sturm: Hampus Lindholm is expected to play tonight. Hampus and his fiancée welcomed a baby girl this morningA child out of wedlock, extremely sinful
>>151705517First pasta now lindholm. Why does Boston have so many degenerates?
>>151705517Cope hes swedish its his culture to only partake in religious activities if he gets bribed to
>>151705479why didn't necas wait until free agency and flock to Toronto like everyone else will be doing this summer?
>>151705568Nobody wants to play for Toronto after the way the subhuman fans treated Marner
so I just found out brad treliving is the heir to the Boston Pizza fortune, kek no wonder he doesn't give a shit about his day job
>>151705568Same place that doxxed marners IRL home because leaf fans are toxic faggots? Yeah great destination!
remember when the red wings traded jake walman for a second round pick
>>151705584>>151705592so then their plan is to build through the draft?
>>151705586Johnny's death is on that pizza faggots hands
>>151705624Who?
Avs now have no contract happenings left for this season. Time to lock in and hope MacK doesn't pout to much.
Which team will over pay my Bruins for Pavel Zacha?
>>151705624so imagine you're brad treliving and you see a top 2 defence man going for a second round pick, and all you manage to get is an oft-injured 4th line plug named Scott Laughton. Someone needs to tell brad 2nd round picks don't grow in trees
>>151705625They lost their second rounder in the scott laughton trade
acceptable
>Roy: Islanders’ Barzal a healthy scratch Thursday after being late to skateSo much for veteran leadership on my Islanders
>>151705586If I were rich I would not hold a job
>>151705661Self made rich people tend not to like having freeloading children
>>151705434Gold medal?
>>151705683That makes sense. In that case he should hold the easiest job possible that holds some status
Zegras bros...
kinda funny marner has a no movement clause, made it clear to the leafs he wasn't talking to them until the summer, but brad treliving still rings him up and is like "hey mitchy, I know you've told me to fuck off on several occasions, but how about accepting a surprise trade to the canes!" and mitch just laughed at the old kook and went back on zillow
>>151705725You should probably see a doctor if your marners having no movement clauses is a regular occurrence
>>151705624the kind of story where it's obvious there was some kind of unreported scandal, right down to the oilers being the team ending up with the guy
>no movement clause
>Hearing Cal Ritchie will make his NYI debut in place of Barzal, who was late to rink todayThey didn't show up late when Lou was around
>>151705776damn i have a reason to watch an islanders game
>watching games kwab
I got something you can watch right here pal
Tis the season to revisit this classic Overdrive segment.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDbaSLQIICg
>Brad Marchand is taking a leave from the Panthers to spend time in Halifax helping out a friend whose 10 year old daughter died of cancer. He’s coaching a U18 team tonight in his friend’s place They lost that game 7-0 btw
>>151705856kwab go flames
>>151705496how many times total have the wongs gone 7-3 or better?
>>151705723Based coach putting that TikTok obsessed zoomer in his place
>>151705625Toronto fans are retards. Go blame bettman some more while the jays and craptors can win titles
>>151705776Patrick Roy will scratch Barzal, one of their best players, but will do nothing about the black hole of Cizikas or DeAngeloThe fuck did he even come back to the NHL for?
>>151705897canadian viewership is seen as a boost in those leagues instead of being taken for granted
>>151705767The tinfoil hat story going around is that Gary caught Walman in a Pinto type gambling offense, and forced a trade.
>>151705905to trigger you bud
I imagine there are some laffs fans stewing with rage seeing the Blue Jays one win away from winning the world series
>8x11.5 for Necas>full nmcI'm so sorry for what he's about to do avsbros
>>151705919i imagine this will be the worst post of the day
>>151705945pshaw... just wait
>>151705776Barzal is a retard, imagine being late for your job
>>151705919Cope the jays are doing a service to the city
>leo carlsson projected at 100 points
the majority of the jays roster is american so really the world series still belongs to america if they winsorry, you guys made the rules
>>151705843>19-23
>>151705461Which assistant coaching position allows me to get mad with torts the most? I want that
>>151706000im ok with this if it means 1993 is dead
>>151706019Unfortunately americans want it both ways because they cant handle reality
frankly; love them jaysies
>>151705910well walman is a jew so that checks out
>>151706019bring it up with gary
I'm lazy and I have a bad attitude so I don't think Torts would like me. Can we have Alain Vigneault instead?
>>151706019They don't win the Stanley Cup in baseball dummy
1993 is forever
>>151706049BASED
>>151705908>gary wont let us win because we already make him too much money :(this brand of cope is why nobody like the laffs or their shit fans
>>151706062Its not cope if its the truth
>>151706079is it gary's fault that arguably the strongest team (on paper) in the last decade had 2/3s of their star players become invisible in the playoffs for seven years in a row
>>151705973>Punish your best skater>Never punish your worst skatersAmazing coach
>>151706079thats also why the yankees are so historically bad, because the mlb knows they'll sell merchandise anyway.oh, wait.
>8 divegrass championships>9 CFL titles>1 NBA championship>3 World Series pennantsmeanwhile>no cup since coloreds were freed>laffswatch the Bills win the Super Bowl this year to really drive the point home
>>151706100>strongest teamlaffs have been shit for 70 years
>>151706107I guess you ate too much plastic today and forgot about salary caps
>>151706107Thats the difference between a luxury tax and a hard cap
>>151706122how many cups did the leafs win between 1967 and the end of the salary cap era?
kadri for lafreniere
>>151706141none the fucking losers kwab
>let's get rid of the salary capfor once I agree with a leaf
>>151706156>lafreniere>impactfuljen
>>151706156Someone is going to overpay big time for Zacha
>>151706122>if only that evil gary would let us spend 20 billion more dollars than the rest of the league, then we would show them
>>151706177no but that explains why the Yankees have won, how thick are you mate?
>>151706107The Yankees will be bad because their front office is stubborn as fuck
>>151706156rags plan on just heeming all their opponents since they're too shit to score?
>>151706190yeah its probably a bad example because I dont know shit about baseball anymore but I know they make money and have won multiple times in my lifetime
I support MLSE
>>151705856Poor kids
>>151706199Baseball is a game of getting hot at the right time and everyone having all hands on deck. The Blue Jays have gotten that from role players and their stars. The leafs never get that
The Winged Wheel Podcast guys talked about the NHL players in the Olympics situation a few weeks back, and they had what I think is the correct take. Basically they said that Bettman doesn’t actually care deeply about whether the players go to the Olympics or not, but he’s gonna make a huge fuss about it in negotiations with the NHLPA so it looks like a major concession when he gives in.It’s dumb and bad for the sport, but Bettman simply cannot miss an opportunity to nickel-and-dime everyone remotely involved in the game.
I have thought Jose Batista was still playing on that Blue Jays team at least five times over the last week
>>151706258i think there's going to be injuries in the olympics that derails at least one contender
>>151706279I'm fixing to send some hate mail to Gary if it's any of my team's players
What would Brando do?
>>151706259I thought kelly Gruber was still on the hot corner
>>151706241They need a Alejandro Kirk on their team, an obese manlet
>>151706288*jerks thumb towards your shit team* don't worry none will make it *snickers uncontrollably*
Would you let every member of the leafs run a train on your bussy if it meant they win the cup?
>>151706328yes and I'm a sens fan
>>151706328can i just have the first part
https://youtu.be/A8fCREgXSf4?t=776god fucking DAMMIT! fuck you!!
>>151706306Kirk actually shows up in big moments unlike a certain other Mexican in Toronto
How has Dakota Joshua been on the laffs?His balls still bothering him?
>>151703739he did this with the knights too kek. he's too retarded to be creative and mix it up for the different teams
your next stanley cup winners
>>151705479>necaswhat burgerbros think of this?for some reason he's not really a popular figure in czech'em
>>151706349
>>151706383the neck guard is pretty /fa/. thinking about getting one for casual every day wear
>>151706467I believe on the streets they refer to it as a "turtleneck".
>>151706467Never know when a cutting hazard will present itself, so it'll be fashionable and clever thinking should you ever have someone hold a knife to your throat>haha, that's what you think, criminal ne'er-do-well, but I came prepared!!
>>151706497holy reddit
>>151706497based prepared to walk the streets of London pilled
Parent teacher conference went good my kids only kind of an asshole and he apparently one of the brightest in his grade.
>>151706523is it a man or woman teacher?
Didnt ask conference is still on going
>>151704799>>151706523Good job raising a good egg lad
>>151706523Why the fuck are you telling people on 4chan your kids performance at school? Get a fucking life
>>151705624No, youre getting that all wrong. They traded away Jake Walman in exchange for nothing, and included a 2nd pick to the sharks to get the deal done.
>>151706582Retard
>>151706554Why does it matter chud
>>151706582bubblin'
>>151706450He’s above average
>>151706523I think you are failing to understand just how stupid the other children are
>>151706582To inspire /hoc/ posters to reproduce
>>151706582>triggered childless freakkwab
who cares? hes ruining his child by not homeschooling anyway
>>151706598>>151706607>>151706644"Yeah bro lemme blog about my kid on 4chan brb"Calling ACS
>>151706450His name is canes scrambled
>>151706633I just don't think it'd be right to bring another child into the world to suffer as a Canadian hockey fan.
>>151706670you can raise them right and make sure they follow an american team
Yo we talkin' about kids???
>>151706709Cope she was over the age of consent Kessler did nothing wrong.
we were discussing the impact of 04/17/22
about to drop a stewing roy and then shower
we DO call them nicolas roys here
>>151706719what did he even do? I can't find anything except vague allegations and weirdo reddit people seething.
>>1517067382true
This is an NHL line up in Gary's endless expansion league.
>>151706523Congrats!
>>151706582cant you be happy for an anon who's proud of his kids?
>>151706778yeah let's blame gary for several seasons of mismanaged middle school drama
>>151706778EP40? DOC? MP3?Why is vancouver such a cesspool of homosexuality?
>>151706778can he just write their last fucking names holy shit
>>151706792>can he just write their last fucking names holy shitPettersson - Pettersson - PetterssonPettersson - Petterson
>>151706789braves AI says it's gaydar isn't working:>The provided context does not contain any information about Dan Murphy's sexual orientation. Therefore, it is not possible to confirm or deny whether he is gay based on the available information.I think Dan would match your cushions to your curtains and that shit would look good, if you know what I mean
>>151706778Now show the team they're facing
>>151706601That was the first question my autistic boomer dad asked me when I brought up a class
>>151706808Debrusk - E. Pettersson - BoeserKane - Reichel - SherwoodO'Connor - Raty - MacEachern Bains - Sasson - KarlssonN. Pettersson - HronekM. Pettersson - WillanderJoseph - Myersholy shit im a genius
>>151706831>N. PetterssonLiterally who?
>>151706840don't play cute with me
>>151706840Nega-Pettersson
>>151706883more like non-existent
Good afternoon, how are you petty bisexuals today?
Well?
>giving the rantanen money to Martin Necasthis is NOT bing bingthis is NOT wahoo
>>151706788What I would pay for a locker room documentary on the Canucks
>>151706655>wanting your kid to be a shut in incel /hoc/ posting freak
>>151706924Hungry since I forgot to bring an apple to work
>October 30th>still no halloween datefuck, fellas
>>151706984are you such a bozo you can't even conceive the notion of socializing them outside of school?
>>151706984>wanting your son to be a homosexual and/or a soldier wew.
>>151706817are those from this short season so far? if so mighty kek.
>>151707031>JT with two years left on his contract
it's uphttps://youtu.be/5EUSNFacHLc
>>151706788There is nothing wrong with infighting and toxicity
>>151707043It'll be worth it when they lift the cup
Thank you for tomorrow’s afternoon hockey Gary
just released one marner and there's already another waiving its nmc
>>151707092I already scored Marner hattrick this morning. Went to an AYCE Japanese/Chinese BBQ yesterday.
Matthews deserves better than Toronto. Someplace like Columbus.
>>151707097I’ve been meaning to go to one of those. You motivated me to go this weekend
>>151707090You're welcome anon. You might enjoy the games more with a jersey from the NHL Shop!
>>151707064
>>151707031>>151707261We don't support AI slop here on /hoc/.
>>151707243Good point and right you can take advantage of 30% off orders greater than $75 using code NHLSCORE
>>151707266Yes, we do.>laffs
Rick Dhaliwal said that the Canucks are looking into Steven Stamkos this morning.
Just got home from waging and took a tremendous marner desu
This just in we do call those that here
>>151707313many are saying this
>>151707295Look at that cooter
>>151707243why do you hate my flames? what exactly has the city of calgary done to you?
>>151707295That's a man, isn't it?
>>151707358Stop the antisemitism please
>>151707295Booger was the GOAT nerd
>>151707306i don't believe that brown retard one bit but i really want it to be true
>>151707391Ok chud
>>151707403Everything he said is objectively true though.he is brown, and he is retarded (and we love him for it). Similar mannerisms to Don Cherry.
The name of the game for Lafreniere is deception. There's a harmony between his maneuvers, body language, and positioning in traffic that blurs the line between Ilya Kovalchuk and Mason Marchment.
>>151707413
>>151707445Who are those fags?
>>151707475the guy on the left tortures his dog by giving it electrical shocks, the middle guy has videos of him sucking cock on the internet, and the one on the right is a cheese pizza enjoyer
just heard the news about shannonF
>>151707498the chinese bootleg jersey mafia got to him...
It’s raining cats and dogs out there
is this good?
>>151707534what the fuck is that even supposed to be
>>151707532Same here. Stay safe out there guys
>>151707558Eastern Island head, I assume
>>151707558goalies are avant-garde
oh, boy... >laffsxirs? response?
>>151707563There’s already flooding in Brooklyn
Fhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hKCy2KpkNU
>>151707644Vaxxed?
>>151707644>caregiverit's his mom, you bougie hag
I'm done waging!*kisses /hoc/*
>>151707644F I won’t let my future sons play handegg
>>151707679Me too! *unzips pants*
>>151707679One more hour for me :(
>>151707679muah!
we're watching calgary versus ottawa tonight btw
timezones should not be a thing, everyone should follow the same time and we should hold a lottery between every time zone once a year to see what time that year will have
Our Sennies better be good tonight!
>>151707766okay, commie
>>151707761Nah I’m watching Boltz vs stars
What time do my laffs play and who are they heeming?
>>151707793filthy subelter
>>151707798They're out of commission for a few days after the heeming they took last night
>>151707761Okay but lets get Canucks vs Blues finished first.
>>151707793It’s Seguin’s 1000th game you know
>>151707828>>151707828>>151707828New
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