Lawrence blasts 'delusional' Giants legend BanksWentz defends Vikings: Nobody 'forcing me' to playSources: Carter to Philly, Metchie to Jets in tradeHutchinson's $141M guaranteed is non-QB recordSaints plan to start QB Shough for rest of yearRaiders TE Bowers 'ready to roll' after knee injuryCommanders' McLaurin out; Daniels in line to playFalcons optimistic Penix will return against Pats
let’s all take the time to say something beautiful about jenny
>is the chillest nigga in the room at any given moment
People would be talking about how he's the best safety in the NFL right now if the refs hadn't fucked him out of 2 TDs.
>>151694580Is he actually an autism?
>>151694580>dancing and 'chill' when your team is getting blasted
>>151694601I hope so. That's what you want in a QB>>151694609That was the Raiders game
>>151694580again, not joe flacco, quit lying.
>>151694690
>>151694609>_lack Q_s
>>151694513i doubt they do, they're paying him a fuck ton of money.the real concern is whether or not they fire poles after this season.
KKKKNKOWING ALL THE PAIN AND THEHEARTACHE IVE FELT I JUST CANT HELPBUT TO THINK ITS CAUSED BY MYSELF AND KEEP IGNORING ALLTHINGS THAT WILL MAKE ME BETTER CANT HELP BUT TO THINK ILL BE THIS WAY FOREVER
You can't hide forever...
https://vocaroo.com/1kNM1XBVPUOW
>>151694826https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=598tPPX_9kA&si=CfKRRX8SV1jojgL0
>>151694824george wont do it
he was so chill and nonchalant when he did this
>>151694879I only eat edibles on the weekend. I will listen to this then.
>>151694895and that's why >we need to rape him
>Bearsfag making fun of a QBs personality
>>151694847lmfao
>>151694937h-h-ow can i connect with anybody if nobody connects with me h-how can i connect with anybody if nobody connects with me *ding*
>>151694897It's a scripted foomble
this might've been his most chill and nonchalant moment ever
>>151694647>that was the raiders game They were probably losing
>>151695053>burrs scripted to winnever ever
Knowing that I'm stupid and crazy, I've heard itCan't help but to feel like an unending burdenNever got the chance to just be how I wantedCan only blame the past that I'm given, I'm haunted
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=598tPPX_9kA&si=rnfsJBB6vyv7ah2T
>>151695055brisker always choosing the most violent end to a play is very endearing to me
>>151694987WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL NOT GAYLEB'S PERSONALITY
Who could've seen this coming? He was such a beast in college!!
>>151695099That game was definitely a bears script it was their hail Mary revenge game with Ben Johnson as coach
>>151695214Lmao what is on bruhs head?
>>151695195he's hilarious, it's a damn shame this secondary will never be fully healthy
>>151695214The edge rushers this class were all frauds
>>151695216reffies were fucking over the bears defense on practically every 3rd and 4th down, moody won them the game out of sheer spite for the football gods
>>151695128;(
OFFICIAL /nfl/ Week 9 power rankings 1. Kansas City Chiefs 2. Philadelphia Eagles 3. Detroit Lions 4. Green Bay Packers 5. Indianapolis Colts 6. Los Angeles Rams7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 8. Buffalo Bills 9. Denver Broncos 10. New England Patriots 11. Seattle Seahawks 12. Los Angeles Chargers 13. Pittsburgh Steelers 14. Houston Texans 15. San Francisco 49ers16. Baltimore Ravens 17. Atlanta Falcons 18. Dallas Cowboys 19. Jacksonville Jaguars 20. Chicago Bears 21. Minnesota Vikings 22. Washington Commanders23. Carolina Panthers 24. Cincinnati Bengals25. Arizona Cardinals26. Miami Dolphins27. New York Giants 28. Cleveland Browns29. New Orleans Saints 30. Las Vegas Raiders31. New York Jets32. Tennessee Titans
>>151695333>10. New England PatriotsToo low.
>>151695210ELITE QB right here
>gape gaye
>>151695333
>>151695333>7. Tampa Bay BuccaneersStop ranking us so highly we have been exposed as frauds especially on offense
Where the fuck is he? There's no way he fucked off after suffering countless 4-12 seasons in the past.
which part of his body do you guys think rg4 will obliterate next?my money is on his left foot
ack!
>>151695658oofshould've happened to dart
>>151694847funniest shit I've seen on this basket weaving app cuh
>>151694609>>151694522>can't touch QBs>every qb is a flaming dicksucker now
gayden daniels mommy posts here
>>151694847ebin
>>151695774Before or after Brady GOATs her?
>>151695774>D-DONT INVOKE RG3 ON MUH SONkwab
NFL Midseason Awards>Game of the Year: Buccaneers-Seahawks Week 5>Offensive Rookie of the Year: Tyler Warren, TE, Indianapolis Colts>Defensive Rookie of the Year: Abdul Carter, EDGE, New York Giants>Comeback Player of the Year: Aidan Hutchinson, EDGE, Detroit Lions>Protector of the Year: Quenton Nelson, OG, Indianapolis Colts>Coach of the Year: Shane Steichen, Indianapolis Colts>Offensive Player of the Year: Jonathan Taylor, RB, Indianapolis Colts>Defensive Player of the Year: Myles Garrett, EDGE, Cleveland Browns>MVP: Drake Maye, QB New England PatriotsWho you got /sp/?
>>151694547Why did she like it?
what an absolutely atrocious line up this week
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 9 Edition!1. Detroit Lions 31.9 (NC | -0.1)2. Philadelphia Eagles 30.6 (NC |+0.1)3. Indianapolis Colts 30.3 (NC | +0.1)4. Los Angeles Rams 28.3 (NC | -0.3)5. Buffalo Bills 27.7 (NC | +0.2)6. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 26.9 (NC | -0.1)7. Kansas City Chiefs 26.5 (NC | +0.1)8. Green Bay Packers 25.5 (+1 | +1)9. Seattle Seahawks 24.1 (-1 | -1.2)10. Denver Broncos 23.1 (NC | +0.2)11. New England Patriots 22.1 (NC | +0.2)12. Los Angeles Chargers 20.8 (+1 | +1.4)13. San Francisco 49ers 20.1 (-1 | -1.1)14. Pittsburgh Steelers 19.1 (NC | -0.1)15. Chicago Bears 17.7 (NC | -0.5)16. Jacksonville Jaguars 16.4 (+4 | +3.4)17. Dallas Cowboys 16.2 (-1 | -0.4)18. Houston Texans 15.3 (+4 | +4.9)19. Atlanta Falcons 13.2 (-2 | -2.4)20. Carolina Panthers 13 (-2 | -1.9)21. Washington Commanders 12.4 (-2 | -1.9)22. Baltimore Ravens 11.3 (+3 | +3.2)23. Minnesota Vikings 10.2 (-2 | -2.4)24. Cincinnati Bengals 9 (NC | -0.1)25. Miami Dolphins 7.9 (+5 | +4.9)26. New York Giants 6.7 (-3 | -3.4)27. Cleveland Browns 5.9 (-1 | -1.1)28. Arizona Cardinals 5.8 (-1 | -0.7)29. Las Vegas Raiders 4 (-1 | -0.8)30. New York Jets 2.8 (+2 | +1.8)31. New Orleans Saints 2.2 (-2 | -2)32. Tennessee Titans 1 (-1 | -1)
>>151695987bears way too fucking high
what an absolutely incredible line up this week
>>151696014Your wife’s date schedule?
>>151695658
>>151695957ben got that rizz frfr
>>151695658I heard he's questionable for Sunday
the bears will make the playoffs, I'm sure of it
>>151694582Had to keep it under
I wish that dude had gotten on the right elevator
Live Chase>>151696272>>151696272>>151696272
The chargers are gonna chorge this weekend
>>151696201I heard it was a full ligament tear and a full dislocation with compound fracture and skin tearing; IE his foot completely came off in the sock. Apparently though with modern surgery and all they honestly think he could be as good as new in about 12 months.
Skattebo better get all the designer PEDs and stem cells so hes even better next year that injury was some bullshit and will kill his career
Mina needs to stop playing this prevent defense and go fight for be man Herbert.
>>151696414The same thing happened to Dak Prescott in 2020 and he recovered fine
Colts this year = Vikings last year
>>151696503colts are blowing out shitty teamsvikings were barely beating shitty teams
>>151696451Hes not a power running back
>>151696545People will continue to doubt the colts until theyre holding the trophy it just is what it is. No one's stopping them in the playoffs
>>151696545You really trust daniel jones to win 3 big postseason games against real opponents?
>>151696627My Steelers will stop them this Sunday
>>151696652the afc sucks so anything could happen
>>151696652Autism is a superpower for quarterbacks. Just ask Brady.
>>151696724Afc went 7-0 last week
Kirk Cousins come to my team pretty please
>>151696716Could have done better on your Oasis song choice, but that's alright.
Where does he go and why is it the Jets?
>>151696716Is that real song? I just can't ....
>>151696813and there it is
Bagent
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcwDj7fvBRk
>>151696830the bagman cometh
The Fins should trade Tua + two 2nd's to the Raiders for a 5th to offload his contract.Based or Cringe pilled?
What is EPA?
>>151696877why would vegas want 2 different turnover machines at QB, not even remotely worth the 2nd's
>>151696414He will likely try to return and never be the same
>>151696751Packers beat the Steelers
>>151696948that was a spiritual loss
>>151696912The environmental protection agency, ya dingus.
>>151696978#freejameis
>>151696990>HarleyWew these boys ain't beating the accusations.
>>151696970For the Steelers, yeah
>>151696970based ballknower
>>151697080>black halftime performers
>>151697080Shouldn't it be called the Hot 40?
>>151697115Do you think Bad Bunny is going to do something scandalous or offensive?
>>151696545Vikings blew out shitty teams last year like the Texans and Falcons and Bears. Colts have blown out the Titans x2, Raiders, and Dolphins. I’m not saying they’re not legit but the situation could be similar to the Vikings last year when it’s all said and done. Just fucking around with Daniel Jones.
>>151697080Why the fuck did they go with Bad Bunny for halftime?
>>151697115there hasn't been a white performer at the superbowl since before the pandemic lol
Colts and Patriots are frauds. Cream puff schedule babies
>>151697171Looks like things have gone from Bad Bunny to Worse Bunny.
>>151697216I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, ANDY DICK, JUST LIKE YOU KILLED PHIL HARTMAN'S WIFE!
>>151697201He couldn't beat the Dolphins so why the fuck would anybody want him?
>>151697201about time.
Bears are fucked
>>151697201Where will he go?
>>151697201I request a big boob chick who can cook and can't sleep without draining my balls
>>151697201Nobody wants to pay you 40 million Kirko
>>151697280keeeeek the kiwi just don't miss
>>151697171Goodell is obsessed with making the game international, he legitimately wants to double the amount of foreign games
>>151697280Some teams are just destined to slurp up sloppy seconds
>>151697196Patriots schedule is easier than the Colts. It’s scientifically the easiest schedule, somebody posted a graphic of everybody’s schedule ranking the other day.
>>151696716This self absorbed faggot has a mix tape too?
The patriots are the Vikings of this season
>>151697298>>151697254Jets would do it
>>151697319I'm sure the league compensates the owners for lost revenue, but these international games suck for fans. You only get, what, like 8 home games a year
>>151697404Colts are
>>151697451Colts beat broncos. Broncos would heem patriots
What an impressive throw.I'm still a Stroud truther. If only he went somewhere other than Houston.
>>151697447He doesn't care about fans lol, just TV revenue.
>>151697451Colts feel more like the Eagles of last year, but what they lack in talent is offset by superior coaching>inb4 Sirianni taught Steichen everything he knew
>snap-weighted team ages
>>151696990It's absolutely gutting how Aaron spends his time with bara men like himself when he could be pounding so much more faggot bussy than you could ever comprehend
>>151697280>cuc.kedYou can just say cucked
No one's going to want to play my 12-5 Ravens in January
>>151696685My steelers have a lazy dog shit defense and will be booty blasted
>>151697582I'm not saying the roster isn't fixable, but that the Texans aren't going to fix it.
>>151697633If the Stoolers choke the North to you guys, it'll be KWABOTY
>>151697633lameme is not winning out lmao.
>>151697832Have this in gif form, if you want it
You all might be throwing shade, saying they’re pretenders, but I know my team is losing in January, so there’s nothing you can do to hurt me.
>From a twitter doctorCam Skattebo injury update: Diagnosis: Right ankle fracture/dislocationDetails: Open fracture of the fibula Deltoid ligament rupture Good news that there was no high-ankle sprain or tibial fracture. Translation: This could have been MUCH worse. I think it’s very realistic that he’s back for Week 1 of 2026, and while he will have some lingering long-term issues, due to scar tissue, it won’t be as bad as Alex Smith, Chris Godwin, or OBJ’s. There’s a decent chance he is ready for OTAs.Overall great news!!!
>my team is better because we lose to good teams!do "people" actually believe this?
>>151697633Looking at their schedule, the only good team they play is the Packers. They play the Steelers, who are mid, twice which could be battles for division lead. And they play the Patriots whom everybody keeps saying are elite despite having the easiest schedule in the league. At the very least I can see them going 10-7 with Lamar back and winning the division over the also likely 10-7 Steelers who they’ll hold the tiebreaker over
>>151697832I would actually feel bad for Rodgers in the circumstance, particularly if he just keeps playing at the decent level he has been. Even a legend that really really likes women is still a legend. Going out in this sordid way. Shame on the house of Tomlin.
>>151697870Thanks>>151698021>Going out in this sordid way. Shame on the house of Tomlin.He was a SUPERBOWL MVP! A Superbowl MVP... to retire in this sordid way. Missing the playoffs, like some sort of bust...
>>151697849The rest of their schedule is easy, they’re already past the hard part.
>>151697080The planet is healing
>>151698180They have to play the games to have the record. "Should win" means nothing. The entire point of sport is to play the game. It is yet undecided.
>>151697196Colts play the afc and nfc west lol
>>151697352The kiwi or shedoor?
Nothin' beats football and an ice cold glass of bussy
If you don't live in a dumpster, then you don't belong in this fanbase
>>151698062I enjoyed fucking you in the ass
>>151698238Thank you for that life changing advice, anon.NFL.com gives both the Steelers and Ravens a 52% chance of making the Playoffs. Betting odds favor the Ravens over the Steelers.
>>151698142
Im scared that my team will never be good again
>>151698445I specifically said the Ravens will not win out, not miss the playoffs. Also, 52% sounds like a real strong percentage to bet on.
>>151698548your team was never good
>>151698548Teams are usually only good once or twice in a fan's lifetime.
>>151698890Yeah but >my team has been good in three completely different eras in my lifetime
>>151697633I'm expecting a loss to the Dolphins tomorrow
The memes would be tremendous.
>>151698817They literally won a Super Bowl in my lifetime though
>>151699032Their schedule has training wheels. Even during those Brady eras, the rest of the AFC East was always shit.
>>151698548What's >your team?
>>151699181The Purdue Boilermakers
>>151699178Who was this meant to reply to?
>>151697196The Colts actually beat a good team though.
>>151699222(You)I was assuming you meant the Patriots and were counting this season as an era which would be typical of your average Patriots fan.
>>151698890This is peak comedy
>>151699302GODDAMN IT WAS ONLY A FIELD GOAL
>>151699371I was talking about the Chargers
>>151699349Nope, not the Pats
>>151699302The only good team they played was the Rams.
Mahomes is a Reidbaby
Guardian caps should be banned. They make receivers stand out more. Also they seem to multiply (see Packers, Rams, Dolphins) once somebody wears one
Colts:>beat the Broncos>beat the Chargers on the road>would have beaten the Rams on the road if not for historically idiotic wide receiverPatriots:>needed a last second FG to beat the dogshit Bills>gave the Raiders their only win of the season>Streaky ass QB is going to implode soon
>>151699414Then who? The Packers?
>>151697158Why are you ignoring blowing out the chargers or do you just make your conclusions from the box score?
>>151699556I think it’s only two players but it does seem like more. It also looks so fucking stupid, especially with the Packers logo
>>151699479That could still be from good play design
>>151699479>Patullo has Jets tier schemingI'm encouraged he seemed to have figured it out against the Giants this time, but now there's a bye so he could regress
>>151698548My team has been good for 1 season in my entire life. I have been hopeful about my team for 4 seasons (all including or surrounding that 1 good season). I know they won't be good for at least another 5 years.
>>15169960414 points isn’t a blowout yet, it’s two scores.
>>151699574
>>151699735What's it like to have AIDS?
>>151699479some system you got there, koc.
This chartslop is getting out of hand
>>15169973514 points is 4 scores, its two Touchdowns and 2 extra points.
I made a new reffie image that I'll share tomorrow.
>>151699839dovslop is unironically more engaging and provocative
When the FUCK is the NFL adopting college overtime style rules?
>>151699735The Colts went into prevent D the entire second half
>shalom, my somalian friends!
>>151699948Well, it prevented them from being considered a good team. Good for you.
>>151695843>Bills vs Ravens>Emeka Egbuka>idk>CMC>Penei Sewell>Shanahan>Jonathan Taylor>idk but probably Garett again
>>151699845TECHNICALLY it could be 3 scores if you get 2 TDs, a missed PAT, and a successful 2 point conversion.
>>151699479Why is the top left all black QBs?
Move the Titans to St. Louis. They can stay in the AFC South, no divisional rearrangement necessary.Tennessee doesn't need and NFL team, the franchise is a disgrace, and St. Louis is a better market.Move the Titans to St. Louis.
>>151696140Fat “people” are impossible to take seriously.
Wasn't this guy supposed to be the second coming of Mahomo? Was last year his ceiling?
>>151699871It's not engaging at all. It's just a bunch of click bait twitter screen caps.
>>151700174No he’s the 4th coming of robert griffin
>>151700189better than obsessive statfaggotry
>>151700172OK, but they have to be named the St. Louis Arches and it has some kind of vague footfag imagery.
>>151700174Yes, it was, and what's funnier is that the Commies fooled themselves into thinking they were ready to contend and now they're going to spend years recovering from the damage they did this past off-season.
>>151700174his body is made of pretzel sticks
>>151700172Name em the St Louis Looseys and make their logo a menthol cigarette.
>>151700174An NFCC appearance is a pretty good ceiling desu. Commies as a whole have reached their limit, the team is old as fuck and have basically zero exciting players outside of Daniels
>>151700172Fine but they have to be named the Cardinals for the confusion lulz.
>>151700207Don't ever disrespect my EPA/Play charts ever again, or there will be consequences.
>>151700174Some truths are eternal, sadly.
>>151700174Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
>>151695843>>Game of the Year: Eagles - Rams>>Offensive Rookie of the Year: Egbuka>>Defensive Rookie of the Year: Jihaad Campbell>>Comeback Player of the Year: Aidan Hutchinson>>Protector of the Year: Quenton Nelson>>Coach of the Year: Shane Steichen>>Offensive Player of the Year: Jaxon Smith-Njigba>>Defensive Player of the Year: Myles Garrett>>MVP: Daniel Jones
Why haven't the Raiders signed him yet?
>>151700174It's way too early to say.
>>151699550My eventually 2-15 raiders beat the titans though
>>151695843>>151700358good answers but GOTY so far was Flacco vs Rodgers
>>151700173this, but also with tranime/ai/non-U.S. flag posters
>>151700394Unironically blackballed by the league. They hated him because he told the truth.
Patty Cuckitini
>>151700570>blackballed
>>151700586LMAOthat's hilarious
>>151700394Because he fuckin sucks.
>>151698368The one true power rankings. Mahomes is working with the closest thing he's ever had to a superteam. Are you scared? You should be.
>>151700394If the Raiders werent tanking they could trade for Cousins or Winston or given Tannehill a call
>>151700636>St LouisHate seeing this
>>151700670GET KROENKED BITCH
Watching a documentary about Keyshawn Johnson.He was such a nigger lol
>bungles
this bullshit is legitimately going to get people killed
>>151700771kek
>>151700652Shut up faggot
>>151700771use the slider dipshit
>>151700751What a noob. Whenever I find myself in a situation where I need to cancel a service I just tell them I just lost my job and can't afford xyz, or that I'm moving out of state. That shuts em up instantly.
>>151695658KWABAWB
Where's the kiwi who was jerking off about Milroe all preseason been?
>>151700946he posts pretending to be a diffrent kiwi
>>151697280Fucking Russ and his humiliation ride, I'm glad that Sean shit talks him any chance he gets.
>>151700586Not funny
>>151694522Nobody cares about this bozo Put up a Dov xeet or get the fuck out
>>151695658How come this doesn't happen to Lebron?
>>151700946I'm still here. I can admit I was wrong about him starting by November. Darnold and the Seahawks O line have been better than I expected. I was still right about the 24 draft class anyway. Faggots never seem to mention that :)
I was prescribed oxycodone after I broke some teeth in a dirt bike accident and I only took like 2 pills and wasn't actually in a lot of pain after surgery. But today I got bored so I popped like 3x the normal dose and I think I finally understand why people get so addicted to this stuff. My body feels so serene right now, ngl this is really nice.
>>151701213Yeah it's over twin, you will legitimately never feel better at any point in your life than you do on narcotics
>>151701213have fun upgrading to heroin youre in for a long miserable time chasing the dragon
>>151701213>drugs are funYea no shit. Just be careful doing it regularly or mixing with alcohol. Only times I've ever had bad trips were mixing with alcohol. Stick to one or the other
>>151701213rip anononeshotted by opioids (no you cant sue their manufacturers, what are you a communist?)
>>151701213one of the worst things you can get hooked on. you're fucked.
>>151700555checked
>>151701297>>151701348Nah how am I supposed to get hooked with a tiny handful of pills I have? Once these are gone they're gone, I would have to break my face again to get more. I don't know any lowlife drug dealers.>>151701303Took 3 because I recall taking 1 hardly seemed to do anything, maybe it was because I was agitated from the dental work, dunno. But 3 pills seems like the right dose.
>>151701453>Took 3what milligram?
>>151699244you wouldn't even get matched with a rhombus like that, that's how repulsive you are. but yes, please tell us again about the ladies you're slamming in between shitposts every 45 seconds, 24/7 lmao
When will the Onalaska School District officially apologize and reinstate this man? He did nothing wrong and he was right about everything.
>>151701517What he said was definitionally racism.
>>151701477It's a 10 mg small white pill.
>>151701536so you're saying racism is correct
>>151701561meh. so you took 30mg total. thats not too bad for sporadical use. but if you do that every day for 3+ weeks, you do risk getting withdrawals when you stop. sounds like you'll run out before that so you should be fine. just dont continue using once you run out of your own prescription
>>151700751This never happened.
Whomst should >MY denver broncostrade for to push us over the edge?
>>151701660i haven't watched your broncos, can they run the ball?
>>151701660you are a homosexual and like penis in your ass
I'm just here so I don't get fined.
>>151694824
>>151701745>taking penis up the ass makes you a homosexual zoomer detected
>>151701750AWOOOGA!!
The coach saw this and immediately decided to bench him for the season lmao.
>>151695333> OFFICIAL /nfl/ Week 9 refball rankings> ∞ Kansas City Chiefs
>>151701660a deep threat receiver or tight end
>>151701791white boi cant hang
>>151701791Lmfao dunked on that cracker
>>151701791It's crazy that there should have been two more defensive TDs for Tampa while their offense didn't even show up. The refs are beyond crooked.
>>151701791you can only get clowned on so hard by a white boy and keep your job
>>151697447The NFL Inc. plan is for 18 games in a season, 2 of which will be international games and 2 bye weeks for each team.
>>151699898>college overtime style rulesHow do those work?
Why isn't there a Canadian team in the NFL?
On paper, it seems like the Pats and Clots might be real football teams, until you check who they've actually played and their SOS. If you're continually playing 1 or 2 win teams, of course you look good.
>>151701967Because they have their own league?
>>151701297heroin doesn't exist anymore. don't get into "dope" anymore unless you have a death wishfuck i miss it. heroin vs fent is the quintessential example of SOVL vs SOVLLESS
>>151701967Women are such whores>How close can we get to being naked and get away with it in public
>>151700394
>>151701965It's a Mario Party minigame. Don't listen to people who watch CFB, they think watching games like Georgia versus the Ray Charles School for the Blind where the score is 7 to 63 is good football.
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiOsxjZhGJI
>>151701989they have their own basketball league but the Raptors still exist
Ok but why are all TEs huwhite?
>>151701993you say that like its a bad thing
>>151701967>Why isn't there a Canadian team in the NFL?You guys didn't want to play the game right, so you have your own league.
>>151701967>>151702046How can one woman be so based
Its incredible just how beautiful boobs can be
>>151702046>>151702067Literally who is this
>>151701967>>151702046overrated
>>151702043They aren't look at the top 10. 5,6,7,and 8 are all black. But I think there are more Whites because TE doesn't require very high speed to play so more Whites are capable of playing it reflecting the US's demographics of being <40% White. Same goes for O line.
>>151702086Kelly Stafford
>>151702095No its not
>>151702086Coach Mammary
making puns out of hurts and loves names should be illegal
>>151702103that's how Staffdaddy has to picture her in his mind to avoid killing himself, so technically that anon is right
>Ravens vs Dolphins
>>151701791where'd they find that giant anyway, norway?
>>151701967Jesus fucking Christ
my brungles lost to the jetses!
>>151702128we've been spoiled by mostly kino TNF this year, no surprise we're going to get some gay shit now to make up for it
>>151702128Wait is that a dude? I honestly can't tell with black women but those are YUUUUGE hands for a woman.
>>151702171I got baited my some stupid on article that popped up as a notification on my phone titled "Zac taylor fired after loss to Jets". You can only imagine my disappointment when I found out it was a lie
>>151702086Jackson Mahomes
>>151700174He's having a good season aside from the missed games.
>>151702090No way.>>151701972I trust the Colts more than the Patriots. That's an offense that can continue getting better and better going into and through the playoffs.
>>151702258they're a couple of thugshttps://youtube.com/shorts/ARmRg5nFkPk
Joy Taylor should do porn
What team does this make you think of?
I want Carlie Irsay to strap on an xl flared chance and fuck my ass like it's the tracks to the depot and she's running ten minutes behind schedule. Literally put a collar on me and tie me to a post so I can't get away. The first and last meal of my day should be her cunt.
>>151702554bengals
>>151694547You can tell she liked it. Probably had to wring her panties out afterwards
>>151702554>pizza for lunchWhat's the problem?
>>151694547Creepy. No emotion on his face.
>>151702676
>>151702672BMI status?
>>151702384My gf is more beautiful :)
It's not that he likes saying it, he simply doesn't say know how to not say it
>>151702765his family literally adopted a nig so all the women in his family could get blacked. I doubt Bo says the gamer word much.
>>151697216I've seen almost every episode of Norm McDonald video podcast now. So fucking good. The Andy Dick, Gilbert Gottfried, David Spade and Nick Swardson episodes obliterated my sides
>>151702776He's from Alabama and they had a cotton field that needed picking, you had to buy them in the past now you can adopot for free, thanks Lincoln
>>151702776So what you're implying is he has a pass to say it
>>151702776Broncos should've drafted Tez in all honesty. The one thing their WRs are lacking is that speed element. Mims is nice but you can't just send him deep and use him on end arounds 20 times a game when he's already returning punts. Troy Franklin is still stone hands unfortunately
>no kino halloween uniformsWhy is the nfl so dumb?
>>151702680That's a separate moment from when he was pretending to strangle her with a dead fish look on his face for 5 seconds straight.
>>151702765>he simply doesn't say know how to not say itwut
>>151703094It's a regional dialect
>>151702739Idk man, Sydney has that derpy mouth that looks really hot on some women. But if your gf is anything close to her then well done.
>>151702732One piece of pizza, milk and side dishes which usually include fruit won't make anyone fat. And there's nothing wrong with eating it at lunch time as opposed to dinner time.
>>151698890How does her face look so normal? Being that obese I'd figure she'd have fat on her forehead.
>>151703099She has a retard face and mid lower body. I get she has nice teeth and big tits but she really is an overhyped 6/10
>>151697533>Youngest team in the league>Best record in the NFCGPG
>>151703124>t. video related
>>151703131I've been with many women more attractive than Sydney Sweeney. Stop falling for marketing. Actually look at her face and ask yourself if a decent rack makes this a 9-10. This is WITH makeup
Funny meme but Aaron Rodgers is not an homosexual
>>151703145>t. video related
>>151703155Janitor application acceptance emails are being sent out. Please remember to check your spam box!
Has Travis Hunter done anything yet?
>>151703031this is the one week where these unis would be acceptable
>>151703188Yeah, he bagged himself this lil shawty.
There's a guy who works at ESPN literally called Benjamin Basedjak keeeeeeeeeek
It's third and 1, what play should I call?
>>151703106Notice how this anon avoided the question.
>>151703230If you've ever been to America you'll know they don't like talking about their weight. Fat fucks everywhere encouraging others that it's "okay" to be fat fucks. Disgusting
>>151703230There is no way to prove that I am in fact 6'3" and 185 pounds without posting an image of myself, but I'm not the kiwi so I won't do that.
>I won't post proofYea, we know big bro
as gay as caleb is he's never posted his bare ass onlineunlike some
Caleb seems more autistic than gay
>actually crying in your mother's arms, painting your nails and wearing a dress is LESS gay than shitposting by posting a photo of your ass in a team jersey The mutt mind is truly an anomaly. Let me guess you think Louie isn't gay too right? I mean he didn't show his ass in a 4chan shitpost so he must be straight!!
>>151703265>There is no way to prove that I am in fact 6'3" and 185 poundsAgreed.
Victim weight tier. You should be at least 210
>>151703288you say this like posting a picture of your naked ass in a jersey is a common thing to do
>>151703309A common thing to do is get an infection because everyone else tells you to get it. One of my workplaces even offered "prizes" to those who did it. Fucking lol
>>151703289I appreciate your disbelief, in a way.>>151703277I'd forgotten about that lol. There's so much lore concerning kiwi's gayness at this point.
>>151703209Dragon
>>151703324it’s funny how he tries to justify it as just “shitposting” as if everyone else has done it.i guess posting bussy pics to notoriously homosexual message boards is what they all do down on that godless island.
>>151700816>>151700751Have you ever tried being a man and saying you simply don't want that product anymore?
Americans samefag and are overweight and have autism.. that's why they try to make fun of everyone else..if you point out that their samefagging proves they're autistic they get very grumpy.. signs of autism as any 1st world country would correctly identify Remember, identifying a samefag pedo Jewish janny Patriots fan will have them seething for years keeeeeeeeek
>>151703237If youre poor and in shape and don't blow half your income on clothes like a nigger you have to buy poorfag clothes from euroshitland that makes your poor but shredded body look svelte unless you like wearing compression shirts 100% of the time
What are the chances an anonymous American would have the same filename and images as a Patriots pedo janny??I think they're very high. Then again I can actually use reasonable deduction and problem solving unlike autistic mutts :)
>>151703349Idk how you could so doubt two people shit talking you, to the point of making this type of accusation. You're a pretty polarizing person here, after all.
>>151703265THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON>t. 6'1 and 200lbs
>call kiwifag gay>he cant handle the bantz and proceeds to sperg out about jews and some other triptrannytake a nap bro
>>151703359Oh okay, maybe you're onto something in that instance. I thought you meant right now.
>>1517020906 face (8 with makeup)8.5 breasts6.5 ass7 bodyshe's attractive but nothing close to the shilling she's getting
Uncomfy shenanigans in the thread. Ameribros, have a comfy morning coffee. Oceaniabros, have a comfy evening beer.
Jayden Daniels enjoys being injured. He’s like those people that go to the hospital pretending to be ill because they want to be have people take care of them. It’s a fetish
>>151703403no wonder he’s still suckling his mother’s teet so hardwhat a sick bastard
>>151703403>>151703408>daniels fangirl nuclear meltdown: imminent
>>151703424his mom actually posts here im not joking
>>151703431it sure fucking seems like it with how defensive some of the commiefags get about him
>>151703394That's too high. You need to go out more. There's so many beautiful women at most bars/clubs you can't rate Sweeney as 8/10 or above even with that tits. I couldn't look at that face for the rest of my life no way keeeeeeeek
Which wide receiver would you like to see this happen to next? For me its DK Decaf
>>151703446Kelce
>>151703451Throw in Mr. Badlandz in a 2-for-1 and you got yourself a deal
>>151703435You posted one unflattering image, but for the most part she does look pretty with make-up, like here>>151701967But like I said, without a make-up she's a 6. And that might even be generous.
>>151703510>without makeshup she's 6/10Are you dumb? That's exactly what I've been saying. Slightly above average pushed as model tier. I've seen model hot. She ain't it
>can't mass replyfag to 78 anons calling them fat niggers at once anymore
stfu eric
>>151703519B-but that's what I said too
>>151699479That's my GOAT
>>151703564Good morning MzRegina
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>151703564ikr
>>151703385You're (most likely) fat. Lose weight fatty. Unless that's muscle in which case I'm mirin.
>>151703683>sometimes Jerry does things other than work on the CowboysObviously, retard
>check general>no Wions postsWell allow me
as soon as the pats drop that demented, depressed pedophilic fool belichick they start winning games
Imagine being a BillsfagYou spend 2 decades getting BTFO by Brady. When he leaves, you run the division but can never make it to an Owl. And a few years later, the Pats are backKWAB tier franchise
:D
>>151704073>fumbles downweightedinto the trash it goes
>>151704067Is the NFCE the happiest division?
>>151704073>Jordan Love is a bad quarterb-ACK
>>151704195Love is a YAC merchant
>>151704073>colts and pats have the best quarterbacks in the leaguewe're so back
>>151700321Ball knowledge is power, guard it well
>>151704220first it was "packers have 6 WR2s" now it's "oh they're always open and run good routes and get good blocking so they get tons of YAC" ugh make up your mind guys...
I think the nfl needs to be run like some fantasy football leagues where if the owners lose they have to do something they really won't enjoy. like the titans owner has to get a tattoo on her ass or if you don't make the playoffs you have to donate money to a gentile church. because clearly they don't give a shit otherwise
>>151704139No
>>151704294Nigga wrote “ask for help” on his hand like a teenage girl considering on a fake suicide attempt
>>151704294You must be mistaken. Dallas is in Texas, which is not in the eastern US.
>>151704294YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHEREWEGO
>>151704303
>>151704314I always think there's an American flag overlay in this picture, suggesting the most patriotic thing you can do is laugh at the Cowboys. I kek every time.
>>151701967>>151701989>>151702059I have a plan to homologate American football and Canadian football into gridiron football>field 100 yards long (110 is retarded)>11 players a side (12 is retarded)>four downs (three is retarded)>keep the rouge>keep forward motion at snap and increase max players in motion to two>end zones can be anywhere from 7 to 25 yards deep by team/venue and don't have to be rectangular but must be symmetrical, same on both ends, and can't include interior angles (uprights still go to back of end zone)>field can be anywhere from 50 to 100 yards wide by team/venue>hash marks are one-quarter field width from sidelines
>>151704329Yeah it looks like they were scene wiping too or from an American flag
>>151704331>homologateYeah, that would make football super gay
i love how justin is just a normal dude
>>151704343Is he buying the help he still needs?
>>151701660A QB
THE BALL DID NOT HIT THE CAMERA WIRESTOP SAYING IT DID
which one is better?
>>151704406>total touchdowns>But only passing yards>Passer rating where it says QBR>Interceptions instead of total turnovers
>>151704406goff is objectively the best QB this season
>>151704406these cherries you picked are delicious!
>>151704406The one with the better record.
Hurts on the Chiefs would've never seen a CCGMahomes on the Eagles would've threepeated
>>151704472Nah, Mahomes is a Reidbabby
Maye is a schedulebabby and Goof is a schemebabby, btw
>>151701213Quit them NOW. As a matter of fact, reach out for any resources available that are dedicated to beating addiction even if you're not hooked on them yet.
Even if the pats win the owl they will not be able to live down the fact that they were defeated by the Geno Smith Raiders
>>151701517Never. This cracker is going to look like a fool in the long run.
>>151704491The only real one there is Stafford
>>151704491you're a stats baby
>>151701453>Nah how am I supposed to get hooked with a tiny handful of pills I have? Once these are gone they're goneKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK anon you're cooked. Remember me a few months from now when you're sucking cock to get more pills
>>151704491Undeniably true. And patty is a refbaby
>>151704545Nah, I'm a statfag AND an elite eye-tester
>>151704523>My team is the only good team in the league. they have a hard schedule despite every other team in the league being terrible, and they keep succeeding against all those teams. every loss is because of refs and/or injuries. my QB is the only good QB in the league. every other QB is a meme, system babby, or garbage.
>>151704588This describes my team perfectly
>>151704588congrats, you've cracked the code
>>151704523there aren't that many truly elite qbs in the league, if anything history shows that you don't need an elite qb to win
>>151704472Damn, how many hypothetical losses is that now for jalen?
>>151704585MAD
>>151704491
Boy is it going to be real interesting if Drake Maye turns out to not actually have the gene, and he ends up being a massive playoff loser
>>151704585To be fair, they earned that schedule
>>151694547Now that the dust has settled, who was in the right here?
>>151704624Damn, that one clip really convinces me and everyone else that he's not a schedulebabby. Well done, retard.
>>151704638Your QB can't ball like this.
>>151704644Man I can't imagine a quarterback throwing to an open receiver
>>151694987I think I saw him cry on the sideline during the Ravens game
>>151704632Brown slut should have known her place
>>151704650Jello.
>>151704632football bateman had to put her in check
>Co-worker starts talking about baseball
>>151704653Kek, wouldn't surprise me. Do you have a webm?
Is Caleb a bust?
>>151704673fuck the dodgers, btwyes i'm still mad
>>151704694yeah fuck los doyers and fuck the cubs
>>151704688Probably for the Bears. Maybe he will have a later turn around on another team like Darnold or Jones.
>>151704406>>151704424Baker Mayfield
>>151704644>>151704662lmao neither of these are that impressive, and >my QB had a play basically exactly like >>151704624 a couple years ago (and it was arguably better, because it was a tougher throw to complete).
>>151704724>faker fraudfieldNah
>>151704406Jordan Love
>>151704752You show respect to the next MVP boy
>>151704758i'm not supporting any jordan love pushers until he gives us three games without heart attack inducing throws, he's shittier goff right now
>>151704758LaFleur baby
>>151704760I will when he shows respect for his teammates by not making retarded game-losing plays.
Passing is better…so, why run?
>>151704785>not making retarded game-losing plays.
>>151704789Without the threat of the run, passing becomes much more difficult, retard-kun
>>151704745>dude, laser dragons aren't that impressiveI laugh at you.
>>151704789Are you 10 years old?
>>151696877This made zero sense. Why should the Raiders bail out the Fins when they can use their cap surplus on actually useful players? Plus who's to say the 2nds will be all that good once the Fins get a chance to improve? This would be great for the Fins but a disaster for the Raiders.
>>151704253Or its "heave and pray", as it has been his whole career. And yes, didn't their TE have like 135 yac against Pitts?
>>151704789I watched that video too
>>151704785Baker is the only reason the Bucs are 6-2
>irsay amasses a massive collection of memorabilia, bringing it on tour for the masses to appreciate>family will soullessly sell it to private collectors within weeks of his deathDepressing.
>>151704802tucker kraft is elite
>>151704792retarded yes but it wasn't game losingthey weren't winning that game any which way
>>151704819cope
>>151704796You still haven't posted an impressive highlight lel any decent QB can make that throw
>>151704826You're so mad. I get it. You had 5 years now without Brady and a horror show from Foxboro and you were like 'it's gonna be ok'. It's not.
>>151704835>look at us destroying the Titans and the BrownsHow embarrassing
>>151704789why indeed
>>151704792Not really a comparable play in terms of retardedness but good job finding and saving the one (1) solitary interception he's thrown all season.
>>151704789You need to be able to run the ball before you can pass it effectively
>>151704819>my defense is that he shit the bed SO bad his INT didn't matter!Strange, but have another
>>151704835>deep ball to a wide open receiver with zero pressure on him>and it took a finger-tip catch from his WR because he almost overthrew itWow, I am amazed. He's the next GOAT.
the patriots havent beaten a single good opponent yet why is bitchknees getting uppity again? daniel jones is not a good QB lol
>>151704856he didn't but the OC did
>>151704847lazy linebackers
>>151704848>Not really a comparable play in terms of retardednessTrue, it's way worse
>>151704856>he has to reach back nearly 3 years ago to find another mistake he madelel obsessed
>>151704868Shame, if only he had more help an shiet!>>151704873What's the statute of limitations on being a bum?
>>151704758Jordan Lose is overrated trash I can't wait for the fudgepackers to stop getting lucky and get exposed
>>151704886Rude
>>151704881Can't believe the Eagles lost that game
>>151704908>losing to Blaxson ShartMY team would never
>>151704789By what measure?
>Maye knows ball
Next>>151704957>>151704957>>151704957
>>151704962>499KYS
>>151697201Cousins to the vikings. Mccarthy gets a veteran qb to sit behind, vikings get a qb with proven efficiency, and Kirk gets a starting job. Who says no?
>>151704881all he needs is even a mediocre OC to take his team to the super bowl
>>151704908>thursday>intra-division>Dickerson, Carter, Mitchell outThey played like shit, but it made sense as a trap game
>>151704881>What's the statute of limitations on being a bum?two rings, at least
>>151704639I swear year after year Allen has the best pass protection in the league. He literally stands there flat footed without anyone near him
Remember when the Broncos dunked 33 on the Giants in like 10 minutes?
>>151704073
