>Saturday 1 November 2025>3pmBrighton v LeedsBurnley v ArsenalC Palace v BrentfordFulham v WolvesNottm Forest v Trans Utd>5:30pmSpurs v Chelsea>8pmLiverpool v Aston Villa>Sunday 2 November 2025>2pmWest Ham v Newcastle>4:30pmMan City v AFC Bournemouth>Monday 3 November 2025>8pmSunderland v Everton
Glory Glory Trans United
>>151708496GGTU
let's not whine at each other today
me cyant talk about dem chelsea dere mon
>>151708514Okay Jacob from GTA 4
Gotta love the Harvster
Did Thomas Frank lose again
>>151708522He's the kind that likes to work from home
not a fan of this making threads 30-50 posts early gimmick
>gimmick This ain't no wwe bud
>>151708522YJG
Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
Can we have a non Sky 6 thread
>>151708414>Coaches' Voice and Spielverlagerungbig fan are you? name 5 songs
you know who i feel bad forharvey elliottslot doesnt want him, he gets the move to villa, clearly emery didn't/doesn't want him, if what i read is true i guess his loan spell will end if they don't play him enough and he'll be back to liverpool in january?think he's a really good player but probably too small/weak for the PL. bet he'd do well in italy or some shit
>>151708726>slot doesnt want himGuess if we wait until January we can see what the new Liverpool manager thinks of him
>>151708726Harvey is a cursed name
anyone notice spurs becoming very black recently?
>>151708852Have you ever been to Tottenham? It's like the blackest place in the UK.
>>151708852bludclarrrrrt
>>151708852bludfam lookin ta get brap brap brapped
>>151708726Why would you play Elliott when you already have Morgan Rogers and McGinn? They also got Jadon fuckin Sancho too, another charity case they need to find minutes for
my man is packingyo blud is that a balon dor in your shorts or are ya happy to see me
the guy crying about aw and saka is gay for rodri's dickcan't make this shit up kek you dumb faggot
why is this thread about united? didn't liverpool lose their last match?
I hope everyone loses the premier league, not a single redeeming club.
>>151709691what about sunderland
>>151709437My boy is mentioned
>>151709731I hate these clubs owned by rando foreign tycoons, and I hate those clubs owned by rando native tycoons. all this nasty dark money and anti community just for them all to be worse than fan owned bayern or real madrid. why can't englishmen get a fan owned team to the top level?
>why is this thread about my club>instantly points jewy finger at rival
>Alisson gets injured>Liverpool become shitRemember October 2020 when Alisson got injured and Villa battered Liverpool 7-2 (note this meant Liverpool because the first reigning champion to concede seven goals in a game in PL history). While I seriously doubt Villa will do that again and in fact I can see Liverpool battering Villa after he rested everybody and then blamed squad depth (what is it with Liverpool bosses and excuses? Klopp blamed everything from the grass being too long to their feet being cold... Is it a mandated thing when they sign the contract not to go 'players weren't great, I fucked up'?) it would be fun to see them get hammered again (Pool that is). When Alisson is back, Liverpool will win games again. Arsenal will drop points because they have six first team injuries atm including Saliba, their best defender. City just need Haaland firing again with the power of Chud Milk and United are fucking BACK. Chelsea could challenge for the title if they learned to not get sent off (Marseca doesn't even have a fine system for red cards which is baffling).I will HOWL if United win the title and it is very possible.
doesn't it suck that Kane basically has to win the CL and World Cup to even get a sniff at the Balloon D'Or?
Kane is shit though
>>151709853Real Madrid are the original plastic money club
>>15171035422 goals and 3 assists in 14 games isn't shit though lad, come on now. He's basically dragged Bayern to a new record in top 5 leagues by making them win 14 games on the trot. He scored a great goal a few days ago.I think Bayern could easily win the CL but England won't win the World Cup. If Bayern win the title unbeaten, their cup and the CL and Kane gets top scorer in Bundes and CL then maybe it'll be enough.
John Terry was in Full Metal Jacket
>>151710422Man United are winning the CL.
Can the mods start banning the fags who make bait threads. I just wanna talk about football but the character posters keep chatting about "muh liversissy" and "muh mantroony".Grim.
lammens is top kino
>>151710555I don't get these kind of responses. Bayern are a good team and Kane is playing insane. If he was black and played in Spain he would be looked at.
>>151710803>Playing insaneIt's the bundershitterliga
>mods
>>151710760I like the lad. He gives the defence a lot of confidence.
will reality set in for /epl/ when Arsenal beat "best team in the world" Bayern Munchen
>brobbey is scoring for sunderland u21uhhhh? is he not good enough for the senior team?
>>151708522Dwight Yorke found a way not to
>>151708488Isn’t this guys dad a former prem league player?
>>151712039g'day mate, streuth will you chuck another prawn on the barbie? cheers sheila
>>151712408alroight guvna, cheerio
brighton bound in 2027
>>151708852>>151708910this is true. picture of local tottenham lad purchasing (through illegal means) a big bag of rice - 2011, Tottenham Riots
>>151710571funny how we didnt have this problem a month ago.
Dear @FIFA, @FA, and to whoever it may concern,Today, I am writing to you a very sincere letter from the heart of someone passionate about football. As someone who has followed football for 34 years, studied football extensively, dedicated his life to football, even abandoning his partner to do so - I feel the direction the sport simply doesn’t care about loyal consumers like me, and you opt to do. nothing about.The product your game has became simply unwatchable. I pay £100+ in total to be able to watch football games. I have 2 season tickets, for 2 different clubs, which combine to around £1,000 pounds. I have invested over at minimum over £20,000 into coaching courses, degrees, and coaching in a general aspect.It is becoming a sport where I do not enjoy watching, nor I feel I want to dedicate my life to. After spending so much money, dedicating so much money, this is how you treat me? No care?The product of your game has became less football, more rugby. The football isn’t even being played.And no, my issue is not the set pieces individually. My issue at hand is the sheer incompetence of your officials, sport to adequately control added time.Upon my studies, I came to a final conclusion that on average, the ball was in play for only an estimated 52 minutes of a football match, throughout the currrnt season. That is UNACCEPTABLE. In comparison, the ball was in play on average for 74 minutes in Bundesliga, 71 minutes in Serie A, 69 minutes in La Liga, and 67 minutes in Ligue 1.(1/2)
>>151713204Do you think that is an acceptable disparity?No. The most “physical league” in the world has the whistle blown for every soft foul, which leads to these set piece tactics that teams take 5 minutes to implement, and NONE of this is added on. It’s amateurish.We, as consumers, enthusiasts, coinisseurs pay thousands, and thousands of pounds to watch football. We are not getting football. We are watching players play rugby in the box whilst someone wipes the towel for 5 minutes to take a long throw.As a result, today I am writing to you to finally encourage you to introduce a stop clock.An incredibly simple, simple change, that would enable the ball to be kept in play for the required time. No more time wasting, no more unwatchable product. Football will once again, be football. And consumers will not be robbed.This message is not satirical. This message is from the bottom of my heart as an enthusiast of the sport. Me, and many others, do not like the game is going.I hope you consider this, and I would be disappointed if you don’t.(2/2)
>the language Teacher that taught Trent Spanish months before his monthwowza! humina humina humina!but luckily for Trent she wasnt pregnant so he found no sexual attraction
>>151712469>has been out injured because too much sexChelsea bound. Fits in with the rest of the problematic behavioural retards
normies hate haaland now because of raw milk, always been /ourguy/
>it has been 40 days and 40 nights since Liverpool collected 1+ points in the Premier Leaguethey are hungrybeware, Villa. beware!
>>151713208No need for stop clocks, the game will end up 3 hours long. Just enforce the existing rules regarding simulation and time wasting.
>>151713320Raw milk is a meme, but tbf Haaland can comfortably afford to buy from farms that take more safety precautions and charge a higher price per bottle. Would not be surprised if some braindead zoomers try to follow his diet, buy the cheapest shit available, then get ill from it.
>>151713981here people drink raw camel milch as they believe it has protective effects against cancer IBD etc, straight from the camel into a jug, then into cups for the people around the farm. or you can store it in the freezer in small bottles and drink one every morning.
>>151710215World journalists are not going to vote for a white Englishman no matter what
>Arne Slot says Alisson and Alexander Isak are yet to train and are "99.9%" sure to not be in the squad to face Aston Villa on Saturday
>>151714036>Isak still refusing to train
>>151710422There are literally two maybe three good teams in the blundershitga. No one cares that he’s padding his stats vs ShartenHoffenschmirtz 009 FC every week when he disappears in big games.
>>151714036i don't understand what's happening, yes newcastle dragged the transfer, yes he didn't play in the pre-season, but we're in the TENTH matchday, with like 3 ucl fixtures, and like 2 cup matches(got knocked out btw kek). how is it that a professional footballer is still not match fit after all this time? they're paying him like 300k a week and he is still not ready after 15 matches?
>>151714111Show some respect, he's grieving his best friend and soul mate, Diogo Jota
>>151714111They signed a known crock for a record fee
>>151714111He was off the boil in the second half of last season as wellIt's very possible that we've seen the best of him
>>151714111He’s shit without Murphy pinging it to him, Murphy could land a ball on a 50p from 40 yards all Shitsak had to do was tap them in. Now he’s done his groin in from being a lazy cunt and not training and has no one feeding him chances.
English football is going back to the 80s when it was a laughing stock apart from Liverpool who played a European style passing game. It has become like NFL with blocking tactics and long punts. Totally turgid rubbish. Arsenal have perfected the cheating with diving and time wasting and time-outs. Just like the 80s crowds will decline because it is shit to watch. Meanwhile the CL will remain at the elite level.
>>151714265based, i hope everyone that wants to watch gay little tiki taka pep noncery fucks right off
>>151714265arsenal are middle of the pack for ball play time, they don't time waste
Good to hear. Everyone deserves happiness
It's in.
>>1517142653 different English clubs won the European Cup in the 80s. The only reason English football was plunged into a dark age and fell behind Italy/Spain was because Liverpool fans murdered a bunch of Juve fans in Heysel and got English clubs banned from the continent.
>>151708554what's Sterling doing these days?
>>151714219>He’s shit without Murphy pinging it to him, Murphy could land a ball on a 50p from 40 yardsWow this Murphy sounds world class, how come Newcastle are so fucking shite?
>>151714391Collecting £325k/w as he trains with the reserves every day.
>>151708488BLACKED
did you know that it's called Kuwait because it was in section Q8 of the British colonial map
>>151708496>>151708503JFC i havent posted here in months, this is a hilarious new cope
Liverpool fans must genuinely be so rattled right now.This always happens. They think "another easy game vs yanited" and then it all goes downhill
We all accept that Sunderland will finish above Newcastle it's just a question of how many places between them
>>151714379>10th only 3 points off top 4seems unlikely
>>151714415always thought its's rather due kuwait being the miniaturization of koot, which is like a village or a gathering. but your trivia sounds more plausible all things considered.
Poo
>>151714399He’s not world class he’s just really good at pinging the ball to strikers, unfortunately they have a retarded blundersliga mong who thinks he’s a no.10 atm
>transfield
>>151713320>rape victim>our guyu wot
>>151714498>guehi is 6 ft tallyeah he's overhyped
I'll admit, Wayne Trooney was a pretty good one.
>>151714615Virgin Trans Dyke is better
>>151714490i made that up
>>151714632rude desu
>>151713299All players should be on semen retention. Pussy fry’s your brain unless you have a wife and a stable home life
>>151714004Based sand niggers
>>151714084>ShartenHoffenschmirtz 009 FC
>>151714004With all due respect, brown people and women are expected to believe in retarded superstitious bollocks. But you wouldn't expect a white European man like Haaland to.
>>151714701Haaland is a neanderthal though
>>151714265>armchair fan in tearsFind another hobby you sad twat.
I hope to own an armchair one day instead of watching on my laptop in bed
>>151714732r8 my setup
>>151714743Sadly this man died of being too heavy 10 years ago.
>>151714750Nothing sad about people dying from self-inflicted problems.
>>151714750I'm back to spook you on Halloween m8
>>151714755It wasn't his fault he was so heavy and we live in an obesophobic society.
>>151714701dunno what world you live in but white lads love a bit of broscience
>>151714755maybe supporting arsenal caused him to stress eat
>>151714768It's completely normal to be a bit chubby. But if you become so fat that you turn into an amorphous blob, that's a conscious lifestyle choice.
Dalot dressing up as Emery
>>151714821Excuse me he was heavy, not fat.
>Haaland would very much like to play for Real Madrid. He is also a player who, as his representative, Rafaela Pimienta has repeated on numerous occasions, is the master of his own destiny. He has a release clause of which the exact figure is not yet known.Article mentions it will depend on whether Vini leaves Halal or not
>>151714821>completely normalThe first fat person was recorded about 200 years ago. It was so unusual that he became famous for it.
>>151714839That's because most of the population couldn't afford enough food to overeat. And Henry VIII was around 500 years ago.
>>151714853
>>151714853Bulge on that
>>151714834No chance Madrid match what City pay
>>151714861codpiece I think. It was the style of the time.
>>151714834Sounds like bollocks. He gets paid silly money and his life mission has been to make Man Utd seethe due to his dad and Roy Keane being anime rivals.
>>151714862Madrid were willing to pay 200mil for Mbappe once and Ornstein already said before his dream would be to play for Real one dayWhen Perez wants a player he usually gets them
>>151714892imagine the statpadding against Eibar
how much did City promise Haaland outside of his already exorbitant wages? surely there were some dodgy backroom deals for his folks too
>>151714892Perez hasn't gotten anybody from Man City, they only sell when theye done with a player, nobody can match sheikh money, Alfe is making tens of millions on the side never mind what the ogre himself makes through subsidiaries
>>151714922Besides all the money? Guarantee to be n1. Haalands father said Real couldnt guarantee him that with Benzema there.
>>151712341Yeah, Manchester United legend Dwight Yorke
>>151714660Based. Fuck pussy.
>>151713152Have any teams lost a lot of games recently?
>>151714660Disagree, I now smash 4-5 different girls a week and have never felt more stable or sensible.
>>151714036>join liverpool>immediately refuse to work
>>151714853How well does this team do in La Liga?
>>151714586>>151714630Kek
>>151715063Oh my Asquith, by heavens! How is the Sire not starting supersub Uhtred, son of Uhtred!
>>151715063Edward the Confessor supersub
>>151715075L O L !
>Tottenham former third GK Alfie Whiteman retires from football at 26 to begin a new career as a director and photographer.
>>151710536are you watching apocalypse now next?
>>151715102>Director>Photography White men are pathetic
>>151715107It's on my list, might watch it after Halloween weekend. Still got about 5 others like Casualties of War and Heartbreak Ridge etc
>>151715107one of those movies that you watch and you feel like you have seen it before from all the referencesis kino though
Me so hornyMe love you long timeSucky sucky 15 dolla
>>151715113check out Hamburger Hill
>>151715113been watching some Masaki Kobayashi recentlywanted to see Kwaidan being halloween and thought it was alright but not sure id call it horror by modern standardsharakiri is a 10/10 movie though recommend that one if youre going through classics
>>151715063>Richard III gets sent off after two minutesangry manlet DM
Arne Slot has never lost the premier league when his players had a proper preseason
>>151715130Yeah I got that downloaded too, The Deer Hunter and the other 2 Oliver Stone ones after Platroon >>151715143I'll check it out
What no midweek games do to a club
oh my days margaret have you seen this mitsubishi Toyota film?!?! pass me the smelling salts darling
if you want to be a good club just finish 15th and bottle it in europe and against the mighty grimsby
Alfred the Great would be the best midfield orchestrator
>>151715185only if he has a dane next to him in le ebin double pivot
>>151715185>>151715187need Edward VIII and play proper Brexit football
>>151714876>anime rivalsmen would compare it Greek mythology
>>151715193are you implying that's not a man?
>>151715206I'm not sure what to think anymore
Well I'm a traaaaaaansYes I amBut I can't help but love you so
>that Carabao cup drawso obviously rigged that none of the big teams play each other in the quarters
>>151715242rigged for whomst? its easier to win for everyone if big clubs knock each other out early
>>151715250Rigged for the Sky clubs. Not one in particular. Any of them winning will do for the Brand™.
>>151715258but this way makes it more likely an irrelevant 14er wins
>>151715250>>151715267this is the type of person who disagrees with me by the way, keep that in mind going forward so you know which side of the fence you want to be on
>>151715193Greek mythology is just anime for incels.
>>151715267If you have Cardiff play Brentford then yeah it's likely Brentford go through but it also means you definitely lose one of Chelsea or Arsenal.It's either you put your thumb on the scale for a Sky club by having them play some nonSky club and go through or you have two Sky clubs play each other and definitely lose one of them.
>>151715282it was a greek tragedy reference you wouldnt get it
>>151715296probably not, I'm more a satyr guy, tragedy is far too gloomy for me
Lmao who the fuck wears a poppy in 2025
>>151715284anime is anime for incels, Greek mythology is for chads with leather bound books
>>151715326White straight people
>>151715326white people
>>151715326excuse me?
>>151715346YOU PEOPLE
>>151715334Normalfags watch anime now. Greek mythology is for pseuds who want to appear cultured even though it's no different from the average capeshit slop.
>>151715335>>151715339>>151715346White straight people fought for the other side
>>151715326usually a level headed guy me, but boy do I sometimes just want to boot fuck you into oblivion you angry bitter stinky lad, again you're lucky I'm so level headed
Anime IS for pedophiles. It being accepted by fat lonely women on tiktok because it's trending doesn't make it any less noncey.
>>151715368we don't sign our posts here
>>151715360you think the poppy is about hating germans or something? never heard that one
>>151715375we dont sign our posts here + foy (combo hehe)
>>151715387remembering the zogbots that died for the creation of (((israel))) against Germany
>>151715399VPN off
>>151715400very shut in take, you can show respect for people that fought for our country even if you think it was a pointless war or the government had motived not in our interest its also not just about ww2
>>151715402I don't understand the 'Games' column
>>151715414Showing respect for dead scouserats? No lol stay mad.
>>151715400More about WW1 desu, which was probably the closest it's ever been to hell on Earth for normal working class men.
>>151715444They were more normal and actually the working class compared to whatever excuse of a man you are today.
That's it lads. We need to protest against the people who don't wear a poppy.
>>151715452so you are complimenting the "zogbots" now? is this another greek tragedy reference
>>151715402remember last season when they decided to give arsenal 2 reds for delaying starts then immediately tracked back on that rule and basically went "we gave it a shot sorry fellas"
I thought you only wear a poppy on the 11th of November?
>>151715479I'm not that poster.
>>151715495yeah but Tarquin wants to make a whole show out of it
>>151715387It's the latest psyop being used to create tension in this country. Hitler was good because he was racist. Anyone who opposes Hitler is woke. Poppies commemorate those who gave their lives in WW1 and other conflicts over the years. Britain fought Nazi Germany in WW2. Therefore poppies are woke. I wouldn't pay much attention to it, you can't reason with people who unironically think like this.
>>151715498i know im that poster
>>151715055That’s great and I’m happy for you king but I assume you’re not a professional athlete. Sexual energy when controlled can increase drive and focus and even has positive physical effects.if I had a 17 yer old world star I’d make sure he was aware of this.Not to mention groupie bitches are literal demons who do not care about you or your wellbeing.
>>151715506is this a thing outside a couple of schizos on 4chan? sounds like you made it up
>>151715402Arteta's whining has actually influenced the refs it would seem. Incredible how Arsenal have avoided any reds for their persistent fouling and time wasting.
>>151715506>poppies are wokestinky I don't know what entry level tactics you attempted to study with your broken anime assisted English, but your posts essentially jump off the screen to the rest of us
>>151715517Boh of those girls look like succubi Seems to be happening to a lot of young football talents. Remember being excited for Valentin Barco coming to the premier league but his tart seems to have ruined his whole career.
>>151715521
>>151715553he didnt say anything about hitler though he said they have a pride poppy
Am I allowed to wear an LGBTQ colored poppy? Is that okay with you guys?
>>151715604no
Games Lost in 2025Arne Slot> 15Ruben Amorim> 14
>>151715063>putting Richard I in defencewasted. What the fuck is the manager doing. He had Saladin on the ropesAlso George VI should be in defence, and Charles I in Midfield stirring shit and diving
>>151715614Why not?
>>151715621now do finals lost to spurs
>>151715642Let's do EPL wins in the past 33 years
does this table ignore all acutal scores and points so far? Feels like it focuses purely on xG and xPts which in my opinion is extremely gay
>>151715641not everything is about sodomy
I wear the poppy year round desu
>>151715153Went in too hard on their two academy players
>>151715538He's at Strassbourg and playing pretty good as a 2nd DM, he's been a core part of their charge for the Ligue 1 title and in their Conference League run.I can see him heading to Chelsea in a year or two, his main issue besides behavior was that managers insisted on playing him at LB when even back at Boca's Libertadores final he was moved up to the midfield to make use of his passing and runs because he couldnt really defend.
>>151715647Since you asked: >Opta’s League Prediction model estimates the likelihood of teams finishing in each position in the competition. We can therefore see how successful a team’s season is likely to be, whether it’s their relegation or title chances.>The model estimates the probability of each match outcome (win, draw or loss) by using betting market odds and the Opta Power Rankings. The odds and rankings are based on historical and recent team performances.>The model considers the strength of opponents by using these match outcome probabilities and simulates the remaining fixtures in the competition thousands of times. By analysing the outcome of each of these simulations, the model can see how often teams finished in each league position to create our final predictions.
>>151715647Wolves shan't be getting 29 points
>>151715726anti-plantagenet propaganda
>>151715734yes but does it factor in fraudulent baldness
>>151715647feel like arsenal will get way more points than this
>>151715647Is Opta a delusional scouser
>>151715331I scored in this final :)
>>151715734sounds fancy simulating remaining fixtures a thousand times but its somehow saying Liverpool fix their problems immediately while Man City go on a similar losing streakworth bringing up at end of season. at the minute it looks a joke Arsenal winning by 11 points and Wolves getting 29
>>151714603>My livermutt CBbull must be atleast 6'3 and 9 inches to reallly make my clitty leak while he plows Slot's dutch tulip daughter
>>151715771classic football banter
>>151715749Opta hasnt been a reliable metric of anything since forever, their "Power rankings" always focus on fringe stats to judge players and clubs. Locatelli for years has been rated high by this dog ass site when every manager and fan has been asking for him to fuck off Juventus, as an example, just because he got high xPassesWhile2-0Down and garbage like that.
>>151715789Meme data is gay af. Eye test never fails imo.
>>151715647I'm not afraid to say it, Chelsea 4th is the most ludicrous prediction of the lot
Crystal Palace could win the Premier League if they play Liverpool 38 times.
shouldnt this say 1 match instead of 5?
Spurs are 17th if you only go by their home results and 1st if you only go by their away results. Weird discrepancy init
Craig David just shimmied past my window... I'm on the eighth floor...
>>151715834do the fans notice those terrible home results?
>>151715789>me searching locatelli name on pleb*it: huh some criticism here and there but they still think he's their better midfielder compared to what they have>me searching his name on twitter and finding italians ranting about him: KICK THE FUCKER OUT HE'S USELESS, DOGSHIT CHARISMA, I HOPE SPALETTI SELLS HIMKek
>>151715848wouldnt this gimmick make more sense if they didnt get levy out
>>151715848The mental damage this gimmick has inflicted on one particular poster is beyond measure
has a fan protest ever worked other than spurs? cant see west ham getting their way even with them not going to matches and wolves look to just be getting relegated quietly
>>151715859Levy was always just the public face of ENIC. All of those signs say £NIC not L£VY for this reason. This is why West Ham have their heads screwed on going after Sullivan rather than *Googles* Tara Warren
>>151714632i know, still could be true though.>>151714701idk i wouldn't be so sure of that, pretty sure the raw milk post on the chan(the lord rothschild gave 2 speeches in his entire life, one for establishment of israel in middle east and one for the pasteurization of milk) came from a european lad.
>>151715877levy was the one stopping a sale, owned a large % of epic, was seen as the one messing up deals and being cheap and was known as a control freak for all aspects of running the clubbit different to whoever "tara" is
>>151715892ENIC loved all of that though, hardly like Joe Lewis was annoyed or he would've sacked Levy years ago. How do you need this spoonfed to you?
>>151715898you dont actually know that though its just something youve made up in your headjoe lewis was extremely hands off letting levy do whatever he wanted for over a decade he is also officially not part of enic any more for legal reasons
The media are now clamouring for van Dijk to be dropped. Give it a month and the XI which Slot played against Palace midweek will be their only permissible players.
Levy is a great commercial chairman. The stadium finished before interests sky rocketing is a bit of luck but their financially well because of him. Spurs fans demanding him out to win the league is like a bald man demanding a comb
>>151715917Media out to get us laThatcher hates our guts and we hate her too laThe police and London media are working together la, to destroy our Slotto
>>151715937He and Ange only got sacked because they won something, making the fans demand even more. To dare is to lose your job.
>>151715917Say VVD has one last chance against Villa and he fucks up. So they play Konate and Gomez against Madrid and City?
>>151715917Can Slot use Jay Spearing in his squad? He's technically signed to the club isn't he?
>>151715962Playing wife beaters is more a Man Utd thing
That Liam Delap seems a bit of a thicko doesn’t he
>>151715816Even Palace admin is taking the piss kel
>>151716056>even Palace are laughing at the paki scousaars
>>151715953We want independence from England laWe’re Scouse not english la
>>151716088>also gib benefits la
you ever hear jacob murphy talk?
>Spuds
>>151716024A very stupid foul which should've been a straight red
If the league started 6 weeks ago. Liverpool would be on 0 points
*long throws at you*
>>151716206Reported post to Arne Slot
>>151716065Lol
In England the place with the highest amount of benefit claimants (over 17% of the local population) is Knowsley, Liverpool
>>151716325Knowsley isn't in Liverpool.
it's in Merseyside lets leave it at that
>>151716331It's like saying Burnley is in Manchester
>>151716343But not in Liverpool? Because that's what you said, for some reason.
>>151715917The media that's not allowed to talk about Liverpool....talks about Liverpool??
>>151716331The bins are purple
>>151715834Can't believe Spurs lost the Games won at Home trophy
>>151716351im not him
>>151716357In Liverpool, yes. In Knowsley, no.https://www.knowsley.gov.uk/bins-waste-and-recycling/your-household-bins/what-put-your-bin
>>151716366You're ruining the stupid Twitter meme
I dont think Liverpool are going to beat Villa tomorrow. Considering there form, a draw would seem like a win.
>>151716365I don't believe you.
>>151716373>considering there form
>spooky halloween ibp posting was not ready for that
>>151716366Damn. Ok fair enough
>>151716384United in Sikhism
>>151716376take your antipsychotics then
baitedthanks for the (You)
>>151716373A draw would be massive for Liverpool. Every point matters in a relegation battle.
Mantroony spending yet ANOTHER workday seething over Liverpool, Arsenal and Newcastle. Did you miss your jobcentre appointment today?
>>151716422you forgot your dutch VPN for that particular bit
Remember the announcement only one Boxing Day premier league match?It’s Man Utd vs Newcastle United8pm kick off to help out all those people who will be working Boxing Day to make it to the game (or maybe bbc and itv have a killer festive lineup)
>>151716402get wrekt n00b
I sometimes feel bad for all the kids who grew up not celebrating boxing day, whose poor mothers were no doubt paying full price for their wrapping paper
tfw no boxing daythe revolution was a mistake
>>151716437no watching motd to avoid talking to the family for you chud, now answer your grandma when she asks why you haven't got a gf yet
>>151716362Warra trophy for the yiddos
B E L I E V E
The SheBelieves Trophy
UEFA BelieveAllWomen Award
What was your favourite Liverpool win this month, Reds?For me it was the Frankfurt match
Of course it's Trans Utd vs the barmy army for the boxing day fixture
the got baited by a typo again award
The someone didn't manage to be Spursy against Man United in the Europa League final with Big Ange award
the valid transwoman award
The panjab gooners award
It's a bit sad that Mantroony is gonna spend his Halloween night making shit bait posts about liverpool since he didn't get invited to any parties or events
The killed rival fans and blamed a stadium award
reminder that diogo jota died in the act of murdering his brotherfeeling sympathy for him is plain wrong and is par for the course from murderers fc
>>151716630unfortunately
just made the poonited and liverpoo autist seethe at eachother again
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS IS THAT ENGLAND'S BRAVE LION MYLES LEWIS SKELLY
>>151716639>>151716630Yeah ruins my day because I spend all day here. I’m the one who immediately defends Liverpool every post
>>151716639>>151716630he unsuccessfully tried again
>>151716663You mean xhe*
liversissy so done it's up to >>98
>>151716663laff at that tranny from manny
>>151716676kek
>>151716647
>>151716676KEK dumb manny tranny
Holy shit he actually got vexed that he didn't get invited to any parties hahahahaha
>>151716682ive probably knocked a decade off each of their lives
>>151716695do manny trannies not celebrate halloween?
>>151716698TBF that guy from Australia said Manchester's gay village has been shut down
>>151716566Big teams
DO NOT CRITICISE SPURS OR I WILL TELL THE JANNIESYOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
>assna fans when they hear Transchester's gay village is shut down Oi mate that's proper haram innit blind ygm bredrin, gay village is lock arfff, roads get lock arfff, it's a big man ting what u know bout lock arff
>>151716697Based. Fuck Liversissy.
>>151716705KEK that one did him
>>151716713The janny Liverpool fan? He already knows
>>151716741Lock arfffff bludCLAAAAART
Transoween
Erm Dilatedtrannies.....why is our boy in the shadows of Jordan Henderson??? That's a bit racist innit???
all the chelsea fans showing up for their biggest game of the season i see
>>151716759oh my deary me is that THE starboy kobbie mainoo??
>>151716721This post terrified the 4troonies.
>>151716769starboy tingz ygm bludfam
>>151716788Waàaaaaahgwan
bludclaat saka wiv anuva massif goal inni brere
>>151716788the lads :))))
>>151716788
Bukayo Saka AND Kobbie Mainoo??????? I kneel. BLM.
>>151716826my man said he kneels gowannnnnnn warra lad
>>151716837my man uno
Some kids just knocked at my door dressed as Salah. Did the "I can't see anybody" routine and then shut the door on them.
>>151716857ummmmm we're supposed to PROTECT trans kids
Wah? Everyting lock arffWah? Road get lock arffWah? Steel and copperWah? Road get lock arffWah? Shutdown lock arffWah? Everyting lock arffNah big man tingWhat you know about lock arff?Wah? Everyting lock arffHuh? Steel and copperWhen we do road akh, manEveryting lock arffHuh? Everyting lock arffWhat? Everyting lock arffWhoa, steel and copperWah? Road get lock arff
ONENOTHING WRONG WITH ME
STATE YOUR NAME CUZ
>>151716884
peculiar
I think of all the terrible posters here, and there are many, I hate ebonics poster most.It's never been even remotely funny or entertaining even once.
>>151716938
>>151716919holy kek
>>151716938When will these brownskin brained faggots realise all of the Sky 6 clubs are loved/hated by the media. Pick one and stick to it and fuck off with your Arsenal/Chelsea/Liverpool/City/United/Spurs victim mentality.
>>151717010>Aaaa the refs hate my team >Aaaa the refs love my rival>Aaaa the media hate my team >Aaaa the media love my rival Is there anyone more thin skinned than football fans?
>>151717027Most people have the critical thinking skills of a Muslim. Even White people are like this now, and it's sad. Twitter and Tiktok ruined several generations of people.
you're gonna find a lot of families torn apart this boxing day with no prem football to distract them
Kek
>>151717063>@clubnamegayname>Footballer profile picture Why is this so common amongst teens, brown people and black people?
Has it really been 40 days since Liverpool last collected a premier league point?
liVARpool strikes again Hold on Slot it's gonna get sorted just a few more days good lad
>>151717071UtdharryMcfccallumLfcjamesThfctarquinCfcadamAfcgraham
Oooooh the muslims are staying in on halloween night
>>151717082meanwhile they're all black or wiggers
>Arteta's agenda all along was to devalue the quality of English football
>FSG would rather complain to the FA than sack their incompetent manager
Open play goals 17thOpen play xg 8thIt's Gyokeres really that shit
>>151717091so is /epl/
>120m for a permacrocked fraud
>>151717114Sadly
>>151716651wrong vpn
>>151717117martial didn't cost that much thoughbeit
>mention gyokeres being shit>Swedish arabs alarm goes off to seethe about the black swedeKek
>>151717114/ars/ is whiter than /epl/but you all are not ready for that conversation
>>151717108Saka hasn't scored an open play goal since 2024
>>151717133>Enter Arsenal Thread>See members of the autistic UNThis is somehow supposed to be White
>>151717129They’re both evidently shit
Who would da thought a man called Jihadi was a terrorist. It’s like a man called Ben(efits) not being a scouser
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THE SPURS DISRESPECTI AM GOING TO CALL INTO TALKSPORT AND GIVE IT TO JASON CUNDY
>>151717133Not a lot of Liverpool fans posting in /ars/ tbf.
>>151716884Thats me
>>151717133Known arsewogs:KuwaitYank jannyTHE arsewog
>>151717133Not really hard when these threads smell like an internet cafe in New Dehli
A non bait post. I am genuine in my question. Do arsenal fans really think they’re going to win the league? Like really? Do they really not think in the back of their minds they will eventually cock it up?
>>151717279Why are you asking it here? There is a dedicated thread where you can ask them directly
>>151717279The ones I know think there's a good chance but are downplaying it a lot, generally not getting carried away.
>>151717312>There is a dedicated thread where you can ask them directlyThat in itself is an embarrassment.
>>151717323Not like this thread is any better if you actually want to talk about football.
>>151717330I'm aware of that. All English football threads on here are fucking pathetic. I don't even know why I keep bothering to open the thread.
>>151716120He's quite well spoken
/epl/ is 40% "LOL THE GUY I MADE UP IS MAD!" posts
>>151717344dont like it no wher the dor is pal
>>151717347as is his boyfriend
Lol
>>151717319after witnessing the league slip away THRICE in a row most real supporters of this club are like this. regardless of how much luck(or lack there of) and refereeing intervened in those seasons. just like that bloke said on talksport, i won't be calm untill there's one match left and we're 6 points ahead(logically he should've said 4 points ahead but that shows you how much damage these last seasons have caused to the thinking patterns of arsenal fc fans)
>paddypowers advertising department is so based! their banter is so on point, just like the wendys twitter!
>>151717440Proud Black Lions the backbone of Los Blancos
>>151717440Why dont good players wanna play for liverpool ffs
>>151717454>Football clubs admins back at it again with their witty banter!
>>151717440Proper English revolution were having over there in Spain. Shame it’s all the non-Anglo/Celtic players
>>151717445>logically he should've said 4 points ahead but that shows you how much damage these last seasons have caused to the thinking patterns of arsenal fc fans)No mate it's just because people who listen to and call in on talksport are retarded and have low IQs
>>151717506No. I call in talksport but only to bully Cundy
>>151717536which moe are ya? moanin moe?>>151717506perhaps.
What’s everyone doing for Halloween
>>151717692posting in /epl/
>>151717710/are harv/
>>151717710I know it's Halloween but fucks sake at least give us a warning before posting such a terrifying monster m8
>>151717692Chilling at home, chatting to some slags. Seeing which one invites me round to impregnate in her outfit.Currently drinking a tea. Early grey with lavender honey.Answering the door to trickle treaters and giving them sweets and stuff.
>>151717692Wanted to post in /tv/ but I’m banned so I’ll just shag my wife I guess
>>151717710KEK
>>151717692I open the door and when they make their usual appeal I smugly say "trick" which stuns the little snots, and exchange looks with their parents who know I outsmarted them. I'll also listen to monster mash a few times
>>151717728kej
>>151717774Just give em the sweets, dickhead. You’ve been warned about talking to children
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)Forever let us hold our banner high. High. High. High.Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.Here we go a-marching and a-shouting merrily. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.We play fair and we work hard and we're in harmony. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.) Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
>>151717774forever an angry bitter lad aren't you
fine I still have time to hand out poppies
>>151717801Square peg round hole. Team that only scores through set pieces buys a lad who doesn’t want to ruin his hair
Watch out Manchester! Theres a rape victim patrolling the streets
Who the fuck was Mickey mouse that he had a whole chant for himself and everyone sang it for him and went yaaaay MickeyWhat an egotistical wanker. Sack that bloody basterrrr bitch in the morning.
Trick or ruddy treat
>>151717898Yeahhh.... YEAHHHHH
>>151717911I don't speak child
>>151717801Saar my thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Maanika Jai Rottencrotch and the Great Diwali Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short (and brown) I'm in a world of shit saar ... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid I am in a world of shit saar
Wirtz is scoring this weekend. Feel free to screencap
>>151717774risking a silly stringing
>>151717934Kek
>>151717934Lmao based, Stretford Sikhs at war
Maanika Jai Rottencrotch plzzzzz sexy bhabi come to hyde manchester i receive you bby
>>151718037Harvinder Price
>>151718037>still tagging the man who refused to accept he’s the Dad 25 years laterbased
>>151715782Thanks mate, i do my best
>>151718063>sells a story to Closer >writes another book>let's arab shit on her tummy>tags Dwight Yorke in a post>goes bankruptWarra woman
>>151718115Based Arab with elite taste
>>151717934The limpet leaf wishes he had this natural posting ability
OH MY DAYUSSSSSS IS THAT STARBOY MOHAMMAD SALAH???
>>151717710
any1 got that picture of harvey price slumped out on something and the filename was something like "sancho watches man united play from the bench"
>>151718221This is fake. I know this because Carragher has done a disappearing act for the last two weeks for a peculiar reason
>>151718221Kek. Liverpool get rejected everywhere they go.
>>15171750690% of football fans have low iq, are alcoholics and snort cocaine. They are mongoloids.
It's actually pronounced "Wolf The Maid". Typical Trooncastle furfag crossdresser
>>151717692I just ate some cheesy nik naks. First thing that past my lips since last night. Marvin.I watched a couple of horrors earlier and was posting on /tv/Gonna do some magic mushrooms tomorrow night, I’ve been putting them off so I’m preparing myself for that. If arsenal lose I might put it off again kek
>>151717692going to watch Hellraiser with my bfnot a single word of a lie in my post
>>151718344Enjoy Hellraiser with your best friend
>>151718344Original or the new one with the tranny pinhead?
>>151718363originali've never been into halloween (stupid americanism) but this is the only time of year i feel like watching a spooky film for once
>>151718318Calm down Livertroon
>doesn’t say Clive Barker’s Hellraisergames gone
>>151718392Clive Barker is a gay perverted scouser so it makes sense that homo would watch it
>>151718401>scouserNo way he’s that retarded
>>151718405He is, look him up
>>151718412Damn. Merseyside redeemed.
>>151718313Very very true
>>151718401Some of best pieces of art are made by a gay
>>151718318Future Transchester Dilated transfer
>>151718450Like your mum
You look like you're in a good need of a rogering
Haaland looks better as the Joker, the ugly muppet
>>151718538He should be allowed to play the full match on Sunday dressed like the joker
>>151716938I'm pretty apathetic these days but this shit really pisses me off. Awful cancerous sport
>>151716938isnt it just added on as extra time, thats why we get +9 minutes or so regularly nowi dont really see any reason why there should be less time preparing for a free kick or a corner in a good position than a throw
>>151718630the problem is that the amount of time wasted, be it a throw in, corner, free kick, injury, etc. is never accurately added back10 mins time wasted, 6 added on that sort of thing. i know stopping the gameclock is anathema to you people but i don't understand why they can't have a spare referee just keep track of how much time is wasted and then radio into the referee "hey add on at least 11 minutes"
>>151718682if you stopped the clock every time the ball went out of play and ran an ad and had time to buy a hotdog and a beer games would last 3 or 4 hours and it becomes a different sport
>>151716884The face that mindbroke a thousand scouse rats
>>151718736ACTUALLY he had most of /sp/ obssesed with him back in 2014.
>>151718712yeah i know, that's why i didn't say to stop the clock
>>151717414hahaclass, this.
>>151708488absolutely no need for that filenameharvey is a gentle giant and I like him
You wanna know how i got these scars?
>>151718573is there anything actually stopping a player from doing that? i bet they could wear normal makeup and nobody would care. this is pretty much the same thing
>>151718883There will be all kinds of random ass regulations preventing it. They can't even take their shirt off anymore m8
>>151718883The referee and his officials will be rightly concerned that the footballer in question just wants to watch the match burn.
>Cultural gestures (e.g., lifting shirt to reveal a message) are still booked unless pre-approved by the league.Did Gakpo get booked for lifting his shirt on the final day last season? Or did he have to pre-clear it with the league?
>>151718883Would look a bit of a cunt if you lose.Like Emery said about his "good ebening" bit he used to do
>>151718921Did Klopp get booked for lifting the shirt or Matt McCann during lockdown or was that pre-cleared with the league?
Man United fan here. Would fans of rival clubs care to post their hands? :)
>>151719111>no timestamp>no shoe on headnice try saar
So that's why he wants hand pics.
>>151719160liversissy is a mod there
>>151719174Can confirm
>>151719115Post hand
holy shit he's got adidas jobcentre trainers hahahahahahaahahahahaha
>>151719174>>151719179Fellow gaybros I see.
>>151719202Hand. Now.
>>151719111>>151719194Very interesting how rival fans are incapable of completing this simple request...
>>151719111As you got trips.
>>151719239>>151719239>>151719239>>151719239New
>>151719245Very nice anon you are allowed into the club
>thread posted early>cringe characterfaggotry
>>151719246>baking this early
>>151719281>>151719281>>151719281Proper thread for anyone that dislikes character posters
>>151719245>that tattoofucking lol
>>151719260Created the thread early to avoid posting his brown hands yjk
>>151719245bruh
>>151722192chinese gold
>>151719245did it take long to make those rings from your ferrero rocher wrappers?
>>151717832Kevin Nash in da house!
>>151730013>>151730013>>1517300133pm thread
>>151719245Whose are those panties?
