Krak Edition /hoc/vious >>151741647
krak
>>151749710>Montreal Canadiens>Best players aren't Canadian
>snes
>>151749755they never changed the logo in my town
my jackies :)
>>151749710bedard masterclass incoming
>>151749806do you think mcdavid lusts after his bussy?
>>151749806he needs to humiliate mcdavid
>>151749829mcdavid is intimidated by his 3d nature
>>151749829no since corey perry already tapped it
>>151749829
>BANGS ON GLASSDROP THE PUCK
>>151749710My penguins ):
>>151749710>>151749710>>151749710>>151749710>>151749710
>mariachi playing the anthem in edmontoncringe but also kino
>>151749775this is very racist of you, suzuki is canadian. He's only got like 1/8 oriental chink blood in him.
>>151749775Commentators threw Dobson under the bus for that 3rd goal against
>>151749974Day of the Dead
>>151749748
>>151749782this would be funnier if it was only trudope's clapping that was accelerated
>>151750018>this kills the man
>>151750013
>>151750018well that was rude of him
>>151750018got his bussy split
>>151749998I think it was more on Montembeault. He should've been able to only concentrate on Stützle as Dobson took away the passing option and sort of was in the way of Stützle had tried to go to his forehand. Montembeault Shouldn't have bit that hard on the move.
>>151750072That's more like it >let's do some tequila shots and see where the evening takes us
skinner already nervous oh no no no
>>151750060Michkov is as sturdy as a cement block.
>mfw east standingsholy moly that's gonna be a complete shitshow for those wild cards
>>151749974are there a lot of mexicans in edmonton?
>>151750238agreed. it'll be interesting to see how it plays out
>>151750242Who do you think works the oil fields?
>>151750230michkov also has the IQ of a cement block
>>151750280Nah their truck driver/oil field grug indian is the same thing as our mexicans. They probably independently invented narcocorridos
>kwabken
>>151750375he still can't speak english
>>151750395The demographics I just read prove me wrong, Latin Americans are a small group in Edmontonmore native and Asian peoples
>>151749851you suppose he's ever used as an AI sexbot?
>>151750375But he has one of the highest hockey IQs of all time, so it doesn't matter.
>>151750072Who's gonna tell him that isn't Mexican food?
honestly, it's kind of a bad call it was more tanev skating into mitchkov
>>151750575oh fuck off
Alexis Lafreniere had more 5v5 points in 2024-25 than:- Mikko Rantanen- Logan Cooley- Pavel Buchnevich- Quinton Byfield- Tim Stutzle- Martin Necas- Sam Reinhart- Connor Bedard- Matthew KniesI’m done having this conversation. If he played the whole season on PP1 he’d have 70+ points and no one would be talking. 2024-25 was one of the worst Rangers seasons I’ve ever seen and he still performed. Stop the nonsense.
nazar is elite
>>151750526he actually has such a high hockey IQ, you don't understand>smashes into the back of a recently concussed man without the puck even being remotely near him directly in front of a ref
>>151750485that was bad, but it is our best start ever... my running theory is that we are just going to get the gary point every game from here on out and make the playoffs
>>151749806it's his night sorry buddybro
BENULTY SHIT
Mcfraud only has two goals. Should he be on the olympic team?
>>151750745Todd from breaking bad would have done that and that's who he looks like
>Play the Senators. Lose>Play the Stars. Lose>Play the Islanders. Lose>Play the Buffalo fucking Sabres.. LOSEwhat the fuck are they doing
>>151750811This is the year he wins the norris
>>151750830mcgodvid is the heart and soul of every locker room
>>151750843>tfw you see a flying dildo circling overhead
big pp goal by chandler
>>151750830he was decent at 4 nations
WE'RE KRAKEN NOW
>>151750843Ovi is so based
everybody is so gentle with bedard in the scrums :3
>>151751087yummy teriyaki
Do you think female coach talks to the Krakens while they are having a shower and makes fun of the smaller ones?
>>151751100there's not so gentle with him in the locker room :3
I can't believe that Podkolzin is playing with Draisaitl, I never would have guessed it when watching him on the Nucks. Thought he was gonna bust out and go to the khl or something.
>>151751182no but she's definitely walked in on them naked/in their jockstraps
What is the ideal Canadian city for a man who hates ice hockey, hates baseball, hates basketball, hates American football, and wants a city totally dominated by soccer?
>>151751203the groping is out of hand I hear
>>151750830Not when 18 year old Matthew Schaefer has 3 goals
>>151751282>tfw no homoerotic teen hockey friendship
>>151750960much to the chagrin of trb
>>151750888he comes across as an autistic crybaby with no social skills
>>151751356He is taking mandated classes to learn social skills
>>151751406he might win a cup when he passes
>>151751356Lauren Kyle has social skills
>>151750230>>151750060Who could have foreseen that the geriatric laffs D-core would get heemed by a light breeze? OEL will drop next.
>>151751503then why is her husbandt socially retarded?
NO GOAL
bedard for mcdavid and his gf's freshly worn panties who says no?
>>151751670oh he's pissed
>>151751670he's so autistic
>>151751625throw in his smelly jockstrap
>>151751670you just know she was a bully in highschool
>>151751843she gives those vibes
why is fantilli bustarding out? he's big he fights he scores then he just stopped. he's everything you want in a non faggot white hockey player.
Huomenta but the opposite
>>151751240Draisaitl has said in several interviews how much he loves playing with him. It really is crazy.
Krak's new jerseys are sick, I haven't caught the glow in the dark preshow yet
did bedard's mom not put out for the team again? he's getting ignored out there
tronna finna win bros at least we still have 1993
KRAK SKARRRRThat was dope
fuck yeah monty
>>151753045kek they >laffs'd it!
>>151753045no they aren't
BITCHASS SKINNER BRAGGED ABOUT HIS LATERALS
bedard point!
>>151753673what's his ceiling?
MOGGED
>>151753888I'm thinking patrick kane levels of point scoring
How is lame lambert still in the league
i just set my clock back an hour
>no goalthanks reffies
>omg... *gulp* omg is that.. uhhh....>*gulp* is that the CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS... uh.... *gulp* this is gonna be a hard one guys... I dunno *gulp*
>>151754039Are you a time traveler?
>>151754195what a great series that was
>>151754022cope he's better than roy
beauty of a pass by connor mcdonalds
>>151754112based zebra
>tronna>game 7ITS HAPPENING BOYS
>>151754525why does he have to always one up players better than him? he did the exact same play as bedard
Holy fuck baseball is gay >erm we caught the ball so the three guys on the base are just out nowThank god hockey exists
>>151754854They wouldn't do a baseball riot
>last time toronto won the eries was 1993bros i got a bad feeling....
this from 3 weeks ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg8KDYyMJuMgary is looking real shaky bros
bieber must be hurt
>>151755443I thought that was literally normal for him
>>151755481No way they actually put him on the team?
HehThis looks pretty nice to me
>>151755881most soulful the east has looked in a while
>>151755881Thrilled to see the Blue Jackets doing good.
>>151755928Columbus being back in the playoffs like they were between 2015 and 2020 is pretty nice
>>151755881can we have zero metro teams in the playoffs please
>>151755881Butchie is sad about this
>>151755881>the 15 year rebuilds for the wings and sens are finally overdear god
burky having a season
3 outs from another Toronto game 7 collapse
Laffs chads we won jays lost we’re still a hockey city
Will Smithhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlBntIg1bh0
>>151756775>it was 3-0
>>151757058Doÿers blowing it
>laffs
>1993
my dabres :)
>>151757432hell yeah!
WE DID IT REDDIT!!
i hate los angeles so fucking much it's unreal
the bone chilling fall of 1993 lives on
>Blow Gays>Still 1993kek
>just sent $50,000,000. now rig it for the dodgers.
1993 bros wagmi
>>151757598Canada is reddit
>Canadians actually thought they were going to be able to claim baseball>But they still only claim new immigrants
Guess Toronto is never seeing silver LMAO
This aged poorly already
>>151758023how many canadians play on the jays?
why is literally everything political with these guys
>Canada lost again>Oilers are probably about to lose to the fucking BLACKHAWKSWhat the literal fuck is their problem?
>>1517581641, the loud boisterous obnoxious one that treats standard plays like he just wins the World Series then and there. What a douche
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck Canada
>>151758164I'm not google you dumb canacuck
>>151758227wait was that an olympic game played? I thought it was mlb
Would you trade the Gary Cup for this World Series? How important will it be to win the hockey gold now?
>>151758373I mean if it's canada it's safe to always assume they lost
>>151758310somebody already answered you fucking retarded amerimutt
No white person should give a fuck about boreball, handegg or apehoop.
>>151758310>>151758457now kiss
>>151758433
>>151758373Oiler fans will be more upset about that than the oilers losing this game
las angeles is america's city and california is america's state :)
>>151758538You really starting to cope cause you failed at baseball?
now all the torontonians will have to watch the leafs again, a fate worse than death
why don't gary make a format where it's all shootout to get the baseball market?
>>151758614I didn't fail at anything, as per the last guy there was only 1 canadian on that jays team
>baseball
>>151758578>IS THAT....OMG....IS THAT THE....OMG.... IS THAT THE BLACKHAWKS???? ONE OF THE WORST TEAMS IN THE LEAGUE... NOW THIS....THIS WILL BE A CHALLENGEwhat the fuck is the Oilers problem for real
Excited to see what Bryan Hayes has to say about his Jays.
>>151758638I hope they resume crucifying Tavares even though he took the cuck contract
i hope the san andreas fault opens up and swallows the entirety of los angeles
>>151758578Not true. Could not care less about blue jays. If anything toronto losing is good. I'll be way more annoyed if oilers lose this in gary time
garytime!
It's quiet as a cemetery in Edmonton.
>>151758688>I didn't fail at anything
The Dodgers own jeetnadians kek
>>151758767>akxully I do t even care so joke’s on you
i saw >my team lose the cup in person once and it fucking sucked wouldn't wish it on anyone even leafs
what the fuck
>>151758837I didn't though, you're making it about country vs country when the players composition is anything but. You are so goddamned stupid
>>151758895
sweaty bald
>>151758767Remember that time the oilers lost to my 0-3 islanders?
>>151758895Why the fuck do you idiots fall for the same shit every time. Just do yourself one favor for once.
>>151758939It's all true though? If you're making this a USA vs Canada thing then the clearest evidence of superiority is to look at the nationality of the players themselves.
remember when canada got kwab'd by the danes kwab
>>151758939>>151758997the double posting seems a little desperate desu
>>151759011
>>151758950
Thank you Dodgers for making sure 8 months of brainrot faux national pride propaganda got cancelled.
do baseball fans riot
>>151759069the winning panthers team had more canadians than any other nationality, so the cup literally, physically spent more time in canada than any other country
Well that was one shitty Garytime.
>>151759172the oilels were verifiably more canadian than the panturds so really you lost twice
>>151759159toronto fans have had their spirits broken for too long for that to happen
I need glasses I guess, it looks like Seattle only has 10sog but are tied at 2 with 1 min left in the 3rd
>>151759172
>>151759213again, the cup spent most of it's time in canada relative to other countries during the offseason when the players had their time with it.
>>151759268Why do you keep crying?
oh boy another loser point, thanks gary
>>151759172This is the cope we’ve been waiting for. Mos t-layers become US citizens. Gretzky is an American now
>>151758891GARY POINT SECURED
So it happened again....you deserve it for talking so much shit for winning an all star game
>>151759295I'm just clearly and concisely showing how your canada vs usa narrative is dumb and also that you are dumb
the seattle kraken have set a franchise record for fewest shots on goal in a game at twelve
I wonder what islanders-penguins games were like in the lane lambert mike sullivan era
i have la fatigue
>>151759332you mean the game where the teams put together their best possible roster? the one where players tried their absolute hardest? yeah canada did win that one, too bad for usa that their best wasn't good enough
>>151759172Cope. Seethe. Dilate
>>151759342hell yeah, that's my krakkers
IN 1993 THE KINGS WON GAME 7 AGAINST THE LAFFS 5-4NOW IN 2025 THE DODGERS WON GAME 7 AGAINST THE JAYS 5-4UNREAL
>>151759401Mild fan detected
>>151759401the cup spends more time in canada in the offseason basically every year
>>151759386Dude the amount you keep crying is not a good look. Just trying to tell you as a fren.
>>151759332love how they still bring up the quatro naysh as an argument but ignore OUR stars and stripsies winning the actual world championship this year
>>151759386It's an exhibition game. Try winning the Stanley Cup. If you were a real hockey fan you know that's the only trophy that matters
>>151759444the world championship teams had most of their best players missing due to the nhl playoffs so it counts less than the 4 nations when it comes to nation vs nation, are you stupid or something?
>>151759461They need to steal the fake in-season tournament from the nba so canada can win that
trb jesus christ
>>151759493Dude it was just baseball you'll be fine
>>151759493>HOLD STILL CAN'TNADA I'M NOT FINISHED
>>151759461the teams who win the stanley cup are mostly comprised of canadian players, they win the cup and the cup spends more time in canada than the usa
>>151759498They'll find a way to lose it just like they'll find a way to lose their sovereignty
still undefeated in regulation at home
THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABY
>>151759229Why do Americans love to flash their ignorance?
>>151759431I touched the cup in 1994 on Long Island, your point is invalid
>>151759534see>>151759401
>>151759493>DUDE BUT IF WE HAD LE MCFAGGOT WE WOULD HAVE LE WON, CROSBY (PBUH), SHITTINGTON (OUR OLYMPIC STARTER AND A NATIONAL HERO) AND MACKINNON WEREN'T ENOUGH
Rangers win!/hoc/ losesSay the line /hoc/
>>151759522to fucking denmark LMAO
>>151759580dumb magat, you are absolute scum and that is how most of the world sees you, too. can't wait for the olympics so you lose another international tournament (that actually matters) in front of the whole world
benis won a gold at the world championship
>>151759659>dumb magat, you are absolute scum and that is how most of the world sees youShe's so mad KEK
>>151759640the nationality of the players who win the cup are mostly canadian on every team that wins the cup so your imaginary lines on a map don't make any sense
total fucking meltdown
Ron compared Stuart Skinner to Dominik Hasek.
What causes this kind of cope?
Ni riots in Toronto??
>>151759659>when the exogenous hormones kick in
Glad my kitties hung on in OT.Lot of good games tonight.
>>151759659Real men don’t care how the world sees them>p..please respect Canada sar
>>151759645... i ... i thought i did >>151759606
>>151759729that would be an apt comparison if hasek sucked shit
>>151759754was anything said incorrect?
>>151759801You should really be ashamed of yourself first of all
>>151759754Whoah he’s clear and concise. Checkmate
>>151759690he's back to being the hockey guy
haven't seen a melty this bad since bud sr. found the anime figures
>>151759826see, this is the standard retarded amerimutt. can't answer anything directly because they know they are wrong. people like you are pointless subhumans, truly.
canada lost like every single international competition this year outside of the gary cup LOL
>>151759841>"melty">just stating what is verifiably trueretard
This was probably the best hockey moment tonight in Gary's National Hockey League IMHO
tbg won tonight
It just keeps going...
More like the KWABtern conference, KWAB
>>151759954It was MY San Jose Sharkies :) starting their winning streak actually.
>>151759897>retardyes, you are
>>151760004>still can't point out where anything said is incorrect
>>151759861
>>151760052Te systemic and economic bullet point at the bottom is my favorite because it implies a Canadian team will never, ever win another cup
>>151760039>no ustill no real counter arguments
Can you guys please control your retard?
Jeets come get your boy. He's crashing harder than you guys crashed against Denmark
>>151759861cope, seethe, dilate 1993 KWAB
>>151760032I really hope they make the Ploffs
>>151760121>keeps adding to the image>still won't respond to any pointsi mean you know i'm right about everything i've said
>>151760139There isn't a snowball's chance in hell unless Askarov decides to pull a Wolf and turn into a brick wall for 60 games and forcibly drags them to a WC2 spot.
>>151760096
>>151760175
>>151760175yeah your meltdown is pretty funny
>>151760200>has nothing to say >just says "reddit" yep you can't refute anything
Meanwhile flames fans are shitting on the blue jays and baseball on Reddit. Can we just disown Calgary as apart of Canada already?
>>151759893Even Gary throws them a bone now and then.
>>151760234do you really think a "meltdown" is just when somebody responds to your argument?
>>151760243>Reddit.Go back faggot and take this faggot with you >>151760237
My Wings forgot to schedule a game today
>>151760289You go back to whatever cesspool you crawled out of
>>151760237Fact check: not a Canadian
>>151760194Yeah you're probably right, for some reason I thought they were higher in the standings than what they are now. Well at least the Sharks could win the draft lottery
Why are they just fucking better?
>>151760327lmao, "nooo don't argue with me that means you're having a melty reeeeeeeee">>151760289why are you so upset that you can't prove me wrong?
>>151760305
>The Toronto Game 7's
>>151760351Seems like the entirety of Canada identified with the team based in Canada>it was 3-0
We’re from Toronto we’re fully used to pain and suffering
>PROVE ME WRONG. LEAVE CANADA ALONE
the next nhl team should be in Gary, Indiana
>>151760410You realize that this just makes you look stupid, right?
So is posting about baseball in /hoc/ just allowed now?
>>151760437Is Nova Scotia in Toronto?
Canada shouldn't have pro sports teams
>>151760410can you at least make the image easier on the eyes by filling in the white parts with the same background colour of your 4chan
umm can we talk about hockey or something, if i cared about baseball id be in /mlb/
>>151760491For real I never cared about boreball
>>151760121>>151760234>>151760327>>151760410>>151760499bro actually wtf are you doing with your life
>>151760522Laughing at you was that not obvious?
>>151760442It’s 1993 posting so it’s allowed tonight >>151760487He’s only been Canadian for 2-3 years
>>151760487you are so fragile that you call anybody disagreeing with you as "having a meltdown", is this how you are in real life when somebody disagrees with what you say?
>>151760486Can we keep the CFL?
>>151760539What did those people do to deserve getting beaten?
>>151760553They're fucking up the rules of the CFL
This jeet thinks all the Americans are the same person? Kek what a KWAB
>>151760553we're relocating the stampede to san antonio, you lost your cowboy privileges
>>151760559I always laugh at it because it's just unprovoked assault lmao
>>151760553Until the moment my Winterhawks get their shit together
>>151760590beating up someone with that stupid haircut is always justified
>>151760615True
>Canada's only win over America this century was a team of hired mercenaries for an apehoop teamBro's it's so over
>>151760559Encroached on rightful poo clay
>>151760633What about every Olympics ever
>>151760627do you think that when people disagree with you about something, that that means they are losing their mind?
>>151760668>exhibition game
>>151760713Take a look in that mirror real quick
>>151760583Why should Alberta suffer due to Ontarios incompetence?
>67>93KWAB
>>151760727>usa is the best at hockey!>but just not when their best players play other countries best players jej
>>151760758Join the union, brother, and you too can have a Stan Lee cups in the 21sr century
>>151760790kill yourself
>>151760808the canadian cope is crazy tonight
I hope the 3I/Atlas thing is an alien ship with an alien hockey team that is overseen by a space gary, and that they are coming to Earth to play in the NHL
>>151760790yea trb kill yourself
>>151760790I genuinely believe all the shootings that happen in the US are a good thing
>>151760790>just massively downgrade your quality of life, broYeah... no thanks
I wonder if now that EA games is owned by the Saudi's that NHL2026 will actually be good unlike the last 15+ iterations
>>151760824We don't need to get dominated by America and aliens
I love you /hoc/ bros like you wouldn't even believe
>>151760907Nothing will change
>>151760771>>151760808>>151760824>>151760863Cringenadians
>>151760927>>151760970You don't want to see what space gary looks like?
FLORIDATHE HOME OF CHAMPIONSHIP HOCKEY
>>151760962Looks authentic to me
>>151760953love you too fren
>>151760992>everbladesI like it.
Canadians are giving us lots of laffs tonight more than usual
>>151760984
Are there any pro/college level hockey teams with a frog or frog-adjacent logo?
>>151761005They just got humiliated again. You'd think they would be used to losing to America by now for the past 33 years
>>151761024I heard his wife got beat up on the bus a while back
>>151761026Kelowna has an opogogo
>>151761026Anaheim Bullfrogs
>>151761071Oooo an INLINE team, also 1993 kek
>>151761005>toronto up in series 3-2>goes to game 7>toronto up 3-0>loses in horrendous fashionClassic Toronto
>>151761059Ogopogo
>>151760790I joined the union, best decision I ever made
>>151761059>>151761108They're more like sea snakes than frogs
>>151761103kekaroo
>>151761202>laffs fans actually let this retard be their mouth pieceI will never understand this
>>151761233BUY MY BOOK
>>151761233He's probably just lucky he was the first, he's been doing it for a long time
Calgary won tonight we love japan
Reading about nationalism >both losing and winning increases national unity Weird, guess we won after all
>>151761288I wonder what Wolf's favourite anime is
wheres jen
>>151761310
>>151761301For Can'tnadians it's losing games that matter and winning exhibition games
Honestly I don’t care Canadas sports are curling hockey lacrosse and cricket. They can keep baseball.
>>151761351His facial expression makes me thing he's trying to convey:>yeah you all called me a ginger faggot growing up but looks whose laughing now? I got this hot babe and a fat contract and YOU'RE just some plumber, bitch!
>>151761395>and cricket
>>151761361it matters if you care about ityou will never admit how much you wanted to win 4 naysh which is why you keep bringing it up. i think you should move on.
>>151761430Yes try beating us in cricket bitch.
>>151761395>cricketI genuinely wonder if Canada will become a top contender in the international Cricket stage in like 10-15 years from now, given that 10% of all Canadians are from India nowadays
Cricket honestly seems based, circular field is cool.
my first team is the nuckies and my second team is the krakies
>>151761395>Canadas sports are curling hockeyloool
>>151761462more chance of indians transferring their field hockey obsession to the ice version.>>151761473the new, shorter version of it is almost tolerable as a modern sport. the test and one-day formats are just too much of an ask for people who aren't bedridden.
>>151761439Based all star game enjoyer. I was a fan too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzicFQzlN74&t=24s
I have a soft spot for Vegas. I went there years ago and the locals are all friendly and know how to have a good time. If my team ever got relocated I’d be a knights fan.
>>151761461>SAAR YOU WILL NOT REDEEM THE CRICKET GIFT CARD SAAR
For me it's Ringette>what if we removed the blade from the hockey stick and used rings instead>but not the goalie he can remain normal
>>151761461Atleast ya'll are learning your place
>>151761523Literally, sportsnet broadcasts curing all the time, its one of my favourite sports to watch.
>>151761563I wonder if they're allowed to wear their religious knives on them when going to big events like that
We're just fucking better.
>>151761584Just ask your neighbors
>>151761533Now post the final
>>151761590Not at cricket
>>151761594I don't talk to my neighbors and I don't talk to my Tim Horton's/Wendy's/every other fast food clerk cashiers more than I have to, so no
vancouver at least had the self respect to burn their city down when they lost a game 7
The Kraken play a solid defensive game
>>151761620I’m the only white dude in my apartment everuone else is Indian or from the Philippines. One of my Indian neighbours is into me but she’s 10 years older than me. It’s crazy.
>>151761563CANADA ZINDIBAD SAAR>>151761595https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LwcvjNJTuM
>>151761690post the final
>>151761639TWICE!!
>>151761705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHilBKNp0hA&list=RDtHilBKNp0hA&start_radio=1
>>151761705Alexa, play Freebird
Alexa play sheepdogs feeling good
what is the /hoc/ equivalent of this? I don't watch baseball
>>151761712COPE it's what we do here in Van, you bish...and yes, here in Van, many people are Chinese. Probably 40%. Lots of them drive a Porsche in Richmond
Alexa, what is love? and why do I feel it when I watch old Sedin highlights
>>151761757Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qAfDaa_zxI
Alexa, play Canadian team winning the Stanley Cup in 1080p>Results not found. Did you mean all star game?
Imagine never winning the 4 nations cup the one time event and will never be held again cementing Canada as the sole winner
>>151761847Worst still: imagine pretending it never mattered to you after your team loses
eh... I'll rate this pun as 6/10. I liked the one from the other day better that was "License to ill" because Sorokin won a game. That one? 7.5/10.Anybody remember any other memorable puns? I think my all-time favourite is Budaij another Day
>>151754195> series ends 4-1Yeah, Calgary spent all their energy trying to best the Stars in Round 1. Then thought "yeah, we're a shoe in", to get blown the fuck out after winning 9-6 in game 1 of Round 2.
>>151761889Flames are shit they’re not respected here except by falseflaggers.
I respect the Flames
>>151761929but they're last anon. last place.
>>151761913flames are my team tho
>>151761941I respect the passion of their fans
tomorrow's games? tomorrow's games are shit! fuck you gary!
>>151761955kek I like your pepes
>call out raging flames for falseflagging>get hundreds of replies by the same loser on VPNs seethingYou wonder why we respect the oilers and not you lol.
>>151761975Thanks. Feel free to save them
>>151759688I always thought that beaners was going to end up a perennial 80+ point scorer, he showed so much promise in 22-23
>>151761757>it was 3-0
>>151761958shall be watching lightning mammoth and devils ducks
>>151761984I'm literally from Calgary wtf are you on about, cheered for them my whole life.
>>151761958MammariesIslesFlamesDucksSharks
>>151762064And I’m married to the queen of England
>>151762064Yeah we’ll take a time stamped pic of the mountains
>>151762093All correct except for the >fumesThey're doused
>>151762096took this photo from my back yard go flames!
>>151761984leaf on leaf crimes are hilarious
>>151762096how far can she squirt
Yep figured another “flames fan” I’m starting to think not a single fan actually exists. It’s sad they’re hiding in embarrassment after they got forced to rebuild.
>>151762117that's a far better view than Mcdavid's view
is binningshit playing himself off team canada?
>>151762156cope they're intentionally tanking for mckenna
>>151762166hopefully, the clear cut starter is logan thompson imo
logan's numbers are elite
>>151761265The Maple Leafs won't win the Stanley Cup until this faggot's dead.
how dare you retards doubt my love for my flames, I know there are at least 4 flameschads from calgary who post on /hoc/go flames :)
>>151762208one time I went to the calgary tower and nearly shit my britches standing on the glass floor
>>151762208Cool, I don’t have to post pictures of Sherwood park since everuone knows I’m an oilers fan. Maybe cause I’m not annoying and spamming this place up everyday.
>>151762226I haven't been there in like 20 years but I totally remember that glass floor, scared the shit out of me as a kid.
>>151762235You sound more like a flames fan to me
>2024-25 Leafs: 6-5-1. 37 GF, 36 GA in 12 games>2025-26 Leafs: 6-5-1, 43 GF, 44 GA in 12 gamesWho knew Mitch's biggest impact was defense lmao
>>151762166I wonder if Demko gets the backup spot for USA, he's been stellar. Or at the very least he could be the 3rd goalie picked
yah ho le fuk
>>151762301gives me the heebie-jeebies
just getting back from the marnertorium
>>151762291We don’t need you *clap clap*
>On Thursday, reporter Ricky Sayer of KDKA shared updates from the police investigation, which included interviews with several witnesses. A Pittsburgh Public spokesperson said witnesses told police the fan had been stepping over seats in the upper deck when he lost his footing.why the fuck would you not just use the staircase
>>151762226Wait til you go up into the CN Tower and do it there. It's even more terrifying
>>151762166In my nhl26 bap he’s backup to sorokin
>>151762392kekpost team
>>151762384Oh fug they have a glass floor too plz no
danny devito ass
>>151762392>he bought NHL26
>>151762426>I want you to lie about my height and make people think I have a big dick
Never disrespect curling again Curling will forever be based
gary probably has a chode
Canada HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>151762527I'm glad we could make you be merry, friend :)
>>151762396Fiala/me/RakelDuclair/Horvat/CompherKillorn/Carcone/M. Joseph Heineman/Rasmussen/NiederreiterInjured: Barzal/homströmScratched: DorofeyevPelech/PulockRomanov/SpurgeonMayfield/BoqvistSorokin/Binnington (only 81 overall)
/kings will beat the Oilers in the first round and then the Kings will make it to the finals and Corey Perry will break his curse. You heard it from me first
i love daylight saving time, I wish we only gained hours, gain 2 hours a year
>>151762558based team
hoc more like poo LOL LMAO
shut up poo peeland
>>151762812
keep an eye out for dirty spic niggers>>151762869
>vancouver spooks
>>151762889truly insufferable people
>>151762889>>151762977The ritual is almost complete. We will have unity on /sp/. You cannot stop it.
>>151763031you should kill yourself NOW
>>151762889/hoc/ is the center of /sp/
>>151763046Not until the ritual has been finished and my task completeWhatever happens to my physical form afterwards matters not, my essence will be carved in the halls of eternity for all to see
it was a game 7 magazine
You will not deny me my birthright. It is my claim to ascension among the low tier shitposting plebians. The likes of you have little understanding of what the Gods demand. It has to be made right. Now all that is left - is one. You will not deny what is mine. I am inevitable.
>>151763064kek based cultist
For the first time in history all four of the major sports generals will be under one banner. Perfect Unity.
>>151763155no fucking way the kongs will win the kup. no fucking way.
>>151763224You will see what I see
Make it so, and it will be done.
>>151763279you're kinda scaring me, man
>>151763376It CANNOT happen by my self and it must be organic. I cannot act alone until you engage my conversation. The thread must continue to move on its own in order for the Gods to be pleased.
Hello. I will remind you that your clock will go back an hour
>>151763390your flag looks like my toilet paper after i'm done wiping my asshole after shitting
>>151763425Given the colour I’d say it’s when you wipe your pussy. Unless you have cancer I guess.
>>151763438yeah i probably do have cancer you're right
what was his fucking problem
>>151763526literally just autism
welp this ain't /tv/ mb
The ritual demands that you are able to withdraw your consent at this time but if not part of your shitposting essence will be distilled into the catalyst for unity bonding. Let this be your final warning.
night night /hoc/ :)
>>151763667nn
Can they please stop that retarded circle on Kaprizov every pp. 0 goals 0 assists
Bunting gets 3 points in 1st, Predators hold off Flames to end skid at 3
have another drink ray
If this guy is from LA like he claims then he knows we don't claim the Rams. It's a Raiders town. Rams are like the 5th or 6th most popular NFL team
How the fuck did people watch 25 seasons with only 6 teams
>>151764172it wasnt as watered down as garyslop so every game was like an all star game
>>151764184you're probably too young to remember 9/11 don't act like you were watching in 67
>>151764193go ahead an name some enforcers of the late 90s
>>151764197albania and yemen
Must've been comfy for the teams to have a bus or train instead of flying every other day
gare and his huge hog
>>151764243comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>151764341it's wider than it is long, but yes, it is long. at least 9 inches.
>>151764341watch the knees
>>151763701Whom shall they circle, a mere $12.5M aav player?
>>151764672>>151764672
