gare scheduled some games even though its the mormon sabbath>>151749710
mormons go to hell kwab go flames
>>151764815me in the yellow
>>151764832The chinese guy is wearing a gray shirt
>laffs
im soopah excited for my flames to draft the best player since mcdavid
>>151764843yes I identify with the strong black woman though
>>151764843think he's talking about skin color
>>151764672mammoths weren't blue
>>151764926blue is the rarest color in nature
/playoffsbound/
I wonder if they will put wolf down
>>151765082look up nigga
>>151765082umm... the sky???
>>151765198>>151765209based and retardedpilled
right blue? I guess so
SNL did a Preds in the Community skit but how could they forget Wild About Children
>>151765375Imagine cancelling a man this based and selfless
>current year>watching SNL
Good morning /hoc/! How did you guys sleep?
insane wordle in 3 today
>>151765506I slept like a gay retard :)
>>151765506Fall back has got me fucked up
WHO WOULD WISH THIS ON OUR PEOPLE AND PROCLAIM THAT HIS WILL BE DONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNq651smXaoit's up!
hes just not ready
>>151765917he's past his prime.
Is this really how leafs feel about us?
>giving a shit about the opinions of reddit
>>151766075I don't think you are fascists but I agree with the rest
>>151766075there was a bench clearing brawl?
>>151766160no. >dodgers pitcher throws multiple wild pitches>ends up hitting a guy>batter chirps pitcher>pitcher chirps back>both dugouts clear out onto the field>some players yelling at each other>most standing around>umpire clears it out and give three guys a formal warning
>>151766075I hate everything about this shit
>>151766075>full disclosure I'm not into sports
They sell milk in bags. IN BAGSWTF?
>>151766238too bad columbus screwed themselves so hard. they have a tremendous young forward group but didn't lock any of them into long term contracts before they broke out and the cap went up. they won't keep all of Fantilli, Johnson, Marchenko, and Voronkov.their defense only has a few more years of being solid, and they still don't have a goalie.
>>151766075simple assault should be decriminalised
>>151766310Greaves is looking like a genuine starter.
That was the first baseball game I’ve ever watched and I don’t understand the hype. I’ll stick to hockey
>>151766310The cap is supposed to go up by 25% in the next three yearsThey will be fine
>>151766281meanwhile yanks get their milk delivered by the milkman who fucks their wives. Very telling
Columbus has only one series win in their history in 25 years! they deserve more hate.
>>151766187OK, I don't know baseballmaybe it was a highlight for some though
>>151766401Why does all pornography that comes out of California involve someone fucking your wife ?Plumbers , milk men , pool cleaners and even criminals.
>>151766401Source?
>>151766310Convinced you don’t know the situation in Columbus, they still have Voronkov and Marchenko on contracts for two more seasons, they will have 20+ mil available to sign players with next season and it’s likely they will sign fantilli long term along.Players who’s contracts will be expiring next seasonGudbransenJennerCoyleZARThat’s a total of 13.750m in extra cap to sign those young guys
I'm a milkman
>>151766440Its a staple of american media
>>151766455Those don’t exist they were made up for movies
>>151766460Source?
>>151766481I apologise as it seems to be a bong thing too
>>151766436I dated a guy exactly like this years ago...I had such little self confidence that I didn't care that it was so obvious he hated me. one time we were playing one of those "jack box" party games with a bunch of people, and one of the questions was to name an attractive person, and EVERY person on the room put their significant other as the answer. even me. except for him. he put Anne Hathaway. I cried infront of everyone. I should have ended it right then and there.
>>151766514Men are pigs. Sorry you had to go through that sister
>>151766499We don't post bong and leaf kikery here.
>>151766455And father of hundreds
the yanks ARE NOT taking having their wives shagged by milkmen very well
>>151766596A good lesson that we shouldn't hate each other but Nigel instead
>>151766596why would anyone take that well?
The Atlantic division won everything once again yesterday.
>>151766596You gotta go back.
>>151766621True , even the sens got a point
>>151766611I’m in an open situationship
>>151766596>not being shagged very well Those poor wives
>>151764052>illegal immigrant tries to tell a native who his city supportsTrust and believe I have tipped off Immigration enforcement on more than my fair share of you just by noticing your shitty transplant hats. Real LA natives and real Americans support LA teams. Just a pro tip for anyone looking to deport any migrants out in LA, if they have a Niner or Raider hat or shirt on 98/100 times they are or are connected to an illegal immigrant parasite trying to tell YOU what your country is about, just like this entitled faggot I replied to that STILL doesnt know the time.
>>151766793we're discussing the blue jackets and milkman cucking, champget with the program
>>151766811If your in LA it is your imperative to report ANYONE with a Niner or Raider hat to ICE. The overturning of Prop 187 was an unmitigated disaster that needs to be undone, these slimy wetbacks are gleeful about being ignorant to American History so they can LA RAZA all over the streets they are the Indians of the Americas and they need to be sent BACK.
my flames are playing tonight!! :) the stupid flyers dont know whats coming
>>151766920i wouldn't ever be caught dead in your shithole city
Hockey is so fucking retarded, why do you get rewarded for losing in over time? Should be winner takes 3 points
>>151767014Because overtime is a mario party minigame, you don’t deserve 3p
>>151767014you dont deserve 3 points if u cant win in 60 minutes
>>151766975And do you know why its a shithole now? Before 1995, California was the coastal jewel of the nation, a solidly white Republican state. Then Regan gave amnesty - and Native Californians lost their home over a power tripping jewish judge, coincidentally the same time the Rams left, almost symbolic. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_California_Proposition_187You are ignorant to your Countries history, no better than a migrant. Besides, nobody cares about bumfuckistan or whatever somali enclave you currently reside in either.
>>151766975You mad you didnt get your SNAP benefits this month nigger?
at least a canadian team will win the stanley cup this year to make up for the jays losing right
>>151767237a team full of canadians will win and they will cope about it being a canadian victory then in the same breath cope about it not being a competition of nations despite turning every american team versus canadian team event into a competition of nations themselves
>>151767237lolno
>Mammies>Jackies>Flames>Ducks>Sharks
Hockey on the lord’s day huh
Immigrants will gaslight you and have you believe this is the way LA has always been, some transplant immigrant haven that never had unity, when in fact they are only outing themselves as non natives with no real roots to the land. They dont care about Californias history because they are continuing to try and rewrite it. They dont want you to know how things used to be, because they dont actually know themselves, they arent real californians.
california was, is, and will forever be a shithole of shitholes, and deserving of zero (0) nhl teams.
>>151767337You have zero grounds to stand on muhammad
What the fuck? We need some serious soul searching done on who we allow to be hockey fans.
>>151767416arsedeep pains is a local hero in abbotsford
>>151767443>>151767416It’s honestly sad how normalized indian hate is nowadays.
>>151767318There’s no point in even caring about it at this point it’s unironically over. Just enjoy your life to the best of your ability cause evil won.
Kek leafs really are a bunch of jeets lmao
>>151767530Indians are literally Aryan.
>>151767530>posts black guys
>>151767559my gf's son is half black, big fucking whoop
>>151767630Forgot to mention I am a Flyers fan
>>151767467my cousin did a wedding for an indian couple this weekend and the groom's name was symendeep. tough name to have, poor guy.
>>151767416Can we invite some of those recently banned guys to come here on /hoc/? They'd be good contributors.
>>151767443>>151767467no it isn't
>>151767530Every time one of you starts whining about “white girls and Indian guys,” it’s the same story someone angry because another man tried harder.We didn’t steal anyone. We showed up, worked, cleaned up, learned how to listen, and treated her like a person instead of a trophy.You sit here calling it “beta” while scrolling forums all night.We’re out there actually living.You think confidence comes from shouting online it comes from doing something with your life.So maybe stop counting who’s dating who and start figuring out why you’re so upset when someone else succeeds.
>>151767521Nah once I start getting promoted from just rounding up illegals on the street youll really start to see some change and new voting patterns emerge. I do think there are still plenty people within Immigration Enforcement that are actively roadblocking progress, and its my job to ursurp them and finally make right the wrongs to Make California Great Again.
>>151767680very well said. here, have some gold.
reminder
>>151767730Blake Coleman is a fucking treasure you cock smoker.
>>151767730>posts this when most stan lee winrars are South of that lineLegitimately WHAT did he mean by this
>/hoc/ is discussing brown people again I'm out
>>151767876okay just be back in time for flames hockey
>>151767876What you dont like what you see in the mirror?
>>151767680>white girls and Indian guyslmao
My penguins ):
>>151767924Have an easy win monday
2 out of the 12 original teams were Californian, cope harder
>>151767530>LeMickey Mouse WSKeep it Hockey related
>>151768012Whatever you do, please do NOT look at the demographics of the city at that time. Certainly nothing about the people and culture have changed between then and now
>LA was white ese viva la kangz mang
>>151768098To be fair a team could be located on Antarctica as long as you can ship Canadian players there
>>151768163the most influental band of all time came from Hawthorne, California. Without looking it up tell me what race are they?
>>151768012>12 original teams
Laine hurt himself on purpose so he can play Fortnite with Barkov all day
>Toronto blew a 4-1 lead and lost 5-4 AGAIN to a Los Angeles based teamTime is a flat circle
>>151766310Columbus would've drafted Sennecke over Demidov LMAO
Stop posting old photos it makes me sad and nostalgic for a time I never lived in :(
Wings wings wings
>>151766363Isn't the entire sport baseball basically just shootouts?
>>151768544>lived through the late nineties/early 00s when things were downhill but nowhere near as bad as it is nowDid not imagine it could ever get worse desu
>>151768604Maybe one day when every hit is a home run
>>151768702aren't the players too fat to make any difference running anyway
>>151767706history says that when your ideology is unworkable and insane, really all you need is to do more purges
>go to bed at a reasonable time>wake up feeling great (considering the alcohol i drank all day)>learn i got an extra hour of sleep when someone mentions dstmakes sense brosanyway steelies play soon :)
>>151767876
>>151768329the beatles were from liverpool tranny
>>151768721You don't have to be fast if you hit 4 singles in a row
>>151768758why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
>>151768792True I could have made it if my BABIP and my PDO were better
>>151768791>Thinking those overrated hacks could ever touch Pet SoundsDont make me get Yoko on you again
Happy bud1295 bros :)
>>151768792Yeah but beyond the shootout Mario Party minigame it's just about running one spot at a time
>>151768773just checked this guy's x page. these people are insufferable
>>151768847>muh w-wouldn't i-it be n-wouldn't it be nice if they ever wrote another decent song KWAB
>>151768913uh good vibrations much? did those hacks john and paul ever even use a theremin?
Who here /rideordie/ with the utah mammies?
>>151768944will be rooting for the mammoths tonight
>>151768891That minigame is really fun and the baserunning just makes it situational
my debbies play tonight
LIKE MUSSOLINI
>>151769075phil beat the yeet man bro he's champ now
No games today for the jets or the jets
>>151769194did AJ come out bro
Had a kebab plate and now I've taken three runny shits in a couple of hours.
knights have 3 days off again reeeeeeeeeeoh well they've been shit anyway lately
slopdown was cancelled
Stone cold said cte isn’t real in the Vince documentary
asking was cancelled
>>151769414that was hampage, translision soon kwabalso tiny lost again. he's on a generational kwaboty run
>>151769231i don't think so but i switched over to the series so maybe
our habbies are elite, it's our year(s)
> Maple Leafs Chris Tanev Stretchered Off in PhiladelphiaThis guy is done.
>>151769233you took a what?
>>151769824he took a nic roy from the sounds of it
>>151769847I dunno what he said. I don't speak Viking
>>1517698642 Oilers Loses and a WS loss 3peat DefeatHow is Canada feeling today?
Accidentally left some raw chicken out for a day and a half, cooked it and it was fine :)
>>151769796Oh wow they've taken advantage of the "OT win being worth as much as FT win" slop, how impressive
>>151769936they were seething last night
>>151770031cope, they're one of the best teams in the league right now
>>151770172No, they shelter everybody, and that can't last.
alcool/hic/ rehab is full of retards and criminalsI'm so happy to see you frens
>>151769821Another career ruined by the laffs
>>151770831>full of retards and criminalsSame here
>>151770894no one steals bike or does fent herealso /hoc/ is old but half of the players here are well over 50
>>151770831:)
need to make some money back, mammoth a safe bet?
Reminder, the Lions are on now, so shut the FUCK up. Thanks.
>>151771150lol no
>>151771150they're still in the debugging runsi divest
>>151770831welcome back bro, how u feeling? i want to stop drinking soon but i fucken love beers
>>151771455AN ESCALATOR CAN NEVER BREAK: IT CAN ONLY BECOME STAIRS. YOU SHOULD NEVER SEE AN ESCALATOR TEMPORARILY OUT OF ORDER SIGN, JUST ESCALATOR TEMPORARILY STAIRS. >SORRY FOR THE CONVENIENCE.
>>151771395feeling goodthey get you really high to detoxdetox done, im going to gen pop to have workshops and stuff for another two weeksenjoy the beers, don't abuse the beers
>>151770959>Barack "Barry" Obama Gettman
>>151766187So it was like 50% of nhl stoppages >gen z line brawl
>>151771727>they get you really high to detox Honestly jealous
we eatin good senpai
>>151772060lolorado with the patented Gary Carry™ points
>>151767284This but islels
i am hungry bro's
>>151772122have a pogoi don't provide toppings
>>151765082maybe on planet learning disability
>>151764672I miss howler.
>>151772618based, me too
Advanced stats say my Bruins are tge worst team in the league
i'm watching the tampa bay lightning take on the utah mammoth. i'm "rooting" for the latter.
Even shorks are ahead of us in the standings right now. Calgary is of course the absolute bottoms, but what's remarkable is that they are deliberately tanking while we're actually trying to win and make the playoffs this year.
>>151772772Their coach is a bald drunk fraud
>>151772772Blues are a 2nd half team
>>151772772>what's remarkable is that they are deliberately tankinglol lmao
>>151772772>what's remarkable is that they are deliberately tanking
>>151772796
I was up late having sex and missed toronto getting 2011 vancouvered
>>151773303what was his name
>planet bald drunk fraud
>>151773357connie bedard
>>151773362the sun is not the centre of the solar system btw
>>151773514uncool fact.
>>151773514I knowThe Sun and Jupiter orbit a shared center of gravity, known as the barycenter. Because Jupiter is so massive (more than twice the mass of all other planets combined), this barycenter is not at the center of the Sun, but rather just outside the Sun's surface.>as a result, the Sun wobbles Can you feel the jiggle, lads?
>>151773514planet retard is in retrograde
>>151773514true. the centre of the solar system is the garycentre.
>>151773649Did you feel your ass cheeks jiggle when bud raped you?
>>151773755good post
>>151773689Why this little jigga always shaking? He sick?
those pads are terrible
>>151773961just the nature of the Universe, that's all >why does gravity pull us down?>why is water wet?
muh tusks
>>151773514my exgf thinks she's the center of the solar system LOL
thinking about how hard dustbin wolf has embarrassed the flims while taking a punishing midday marner
why did bud won and why did mitch win
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mNSfyADVyvM
>>151774167>dustbin cough>captcha; HAYXO
>losing to a burrito delivery kwarb
>>151774119
Weird start time for SLC
I h8 football and Gary for putting the game on the nhl network
>>151772772the polette finally dropped huh? i member how smug you were when the bloos beat the flames
what AI instructions are the flames getting for tonight's game?
>>151774514Even still, we did beat you. That was a good night.
Nice scaaaaarrr by Hockey Club.
Kyle Beach Is the first openly homosexual NHL player
>>151774421on your tv service? Do you check USA Network to see if the Mammies game is on there instead? Gary likes to have a super complicated broadcast plan, that crazy Gary
>>151774541>Excellent suggestion! ::Smile emoji:: We definitely do need to focus on getting those pucks in deep. This will>Keep the puck away from our net>Wear down defenders>Allow our offense to generate chances>Overall, pucks in deep will be our best strategy for success going forward.
>>151774752bud's plan for 04/17/2022 wasn't super complicated but it was very effective
>>151774687a homosexual swedish player was actually killed by a nazi in the 90shttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Karlsson_(ice_hockey)
>>151774421NFL has more parity than NHL
PUT THE PIXILATED BISCUITIN THE DIGITAL BASKET
>>151774778kek perfectly accurate
The Tampon Bay logo is really lackluster.
>>151774910hockey is about the name on the back
>>151774943Why is every post from you so shit and pretentious?
>>151773514>SunIt’s a Star btw
I’m heavily pixelated
>>151774910Agreed, we already have a team with a simple blue and white logo, and Tampa ought to reincorporate some other colors, like a light blue, a grey, or a silver, for pinstriping > Also, we have too many blue teams in this League and I would like to thank Vancouver for doing for they can to assist with the situation, take a bow, lads
>>151774993I just care too much, I guess
>>151775204good post
>>151774778>shoot the puck>shoot it>shoooooooooooooooot
>>151775014mikko rantanen is a star
>It’s a Star btw
That's no moon retard.... it's a planet retard
>>151775508I like this joke cause it's just off script enough to piss me off, but I'm also aware that the poster is probably trying to troll Star Trek fans, so... yeah
Hey did /hoc/ know the >rags lost to the fumes 5-1 a week ago?
You know what I forgot to do last night? Listen Toronto sports talk radio. Man the seething must have been unreal.
You know what I forgot to do last night? Ask
>>151776016starting to worry yanks don't understand what 'seething' means
>Filled with or characterized by intense but unexpressed anger.
>>1517763211993
>>151775837>avg % .568shouldn't it be .500?
>>151776399It’s normalized to the league point average for some reason
>>151776399Garypoints
>>151775837So, if I may be so bold, but what are Edmonton's and Sunrise's chances at a playoff run, and by that standard, what are the chances of the Threepeat?
>>151776393fuck ya!
>shoooot the puck
>>151775837i'm glad the league hasn't yet caught on that we are purposely tanking
our steelies won :)
>>151776837could your pennies stop winning please?
i hope wolfie has a good night tonight for his confidence sake
would you watch a scf between the tampa bay lightning and utah mammoth?
why are there no photos or videos of gary ice skating?
>>151776897nein
>>151776905he cant, saw an interview where he was like "erm my grandson is a better skater"
Every time I see hockey prospect Alexis Joseph's name I assume he is either black (same last name as two black quebec NHLers) or a girl (girl's name)
>>151776897Yes
>>151776932And french
raidies aren't losing yet (they are also not winning) :)
>tearing up the carpeting in my house to lay down vinyl flooring>there are some paint stains on the original hardwood>one spot has some dog paw prints in the painti'm figuring that pup is long gone and it's sad to think about
>>151768773Trump fans are just as retarded as the liberal they all hate.
>>151776969Equally retarded but way more more cruel >i hope Canadians suffer hehe fucking assholes
I'm not impressed by Mammoth
>>151776897Yes I love mormons
oh boy, tempers are flaring.
>Dear Gary>Today, I sat and watched /hoc/ argue about something facile, the usual tripe. Then I thought about making the Official /hoc/ Playlist, with a small, personal selection of my own, and then a feature song for all 32 of Your Teams. I should probably ask /hoc/ what they think their team's Official Playlist track should be, but you know how bad I am at doing surveys, Gary. I mean, that's why I'm a homebrewer; it's the laziest and least responsible application of science one can legally get away with. >t.>TBG
>scoreless draw
>>151776837I forgot it was Sunday
Do you ever get nostalgic about people you meet in your dreams hoc?
How do i watch youtube on a smart tv with no ads
JLMI
>>151777330I wasnt gonna say anything but last night i got black out drunk and I had a dream about the blonde mermaid girl from H2O, like I saw her tits and stuff and now I can't get her out of my head.
>>151777330yes. met a man a while back. years now. he was quite something. smart, handsome, and sharply dressed. i'll never forget my encounter with this impressive man. and i'll never forget his name: mr. gary b. bettman.
>>151777354/hoc/ isn't an AI that answers your dumb questions, kid
>>151777411Sometimes it do
My Schaefer scars again
>>151777431
How does Frankie handle the perpetual disappointment? With a SMILE ON HIS FACE
>>151777408Sounds dreamy.
>>151777494some things seem impossible, like hulk hogan lifting Andre right over his head and body slamming the 700 pounder in front of 114k screaming hulkamaniacs, but it's possible
>>151777407Yes... the person I met was a woman too (I didn't think it needed to be said).
>>151777330i met one of the kids who went to my elementary school in my dream last night, she remembered my name but i didn't remember hers. it was so awkward that i woke up.
>>151777657>she remembered my namebased you must have made an impression
What's up everyone? Anyways, take care friends I'm outta here, take it easy have a good one, stay safe, see ya next time!
>>151777693this has happened a few times irl, im a retard with names. which is probably why i dreamed it
What’s happening here, Ted?
>>151777487Alright I got the smart tube up and running so now I can watch the wwe vault livestream on my tv without having commercials every 4 minutes
>>151778056Just like my Islanders
>>151777873ever run into someone and not recognize them because they look like shit? it's rough
brandon bagel
>>151778092Im retarded and wouldnt recognize anyone anyways because i still think everyone looks the exact same way they did 2 years ago. Like s few weeks ago I was in the grocery store browsing the cookie aisle and I look over and there is this woman just staring at me pretty hard so I kind of stare back and then just turn around and keep going on with my shit and then like 20 minutes later when I'm leaving it suddenly hits me like " that was my buddies ex gf from 20 years ago when we all used to work at the same job" i'm pretty sure I've walked by a ton of people that used to know and i just dont recognize them right away so they all think im a dick for looking at them and then ignoring them.
guentzel the pencil
gary world
>>151778367no doubt gary had money on the doyers last night
>>151778303check your old hard drive for feet pics
Hockey
Does every team have a fuckable reporter on their payroll?
>>151778455Seattle doesn’t
>>151778425Youre a real pervert did you know that. Now if you'll excuse me I have to prepare to get drunk and ogle some teenage mermaids.
>>151778072Congrats, kid, how does it feel to be a Champion?
(1) njd vs. (w2) nyr(2) pitt vs. (3) car(1) mtl vs. (w1) cbj(2) det vs. (3) tb
pootahtampon
Twink death is something that happens to other people, not me.
clayton keller more like helen keller
>>151778479watcha drinkin'? white lightning?>which reminds me, I need to watch Burt in White Lightning
she couldn't see too good
>>151778734>>151778765
>>151778759Vodka. Probably gonna watch wings/sharks. Cellebrini is must see now.
>>151778455no
>>151778864Agreed
the omaha lancers. im not familiar with the ushl. is it shit?
you know, the islanders home jersey is not that bad, it's nice
>>151778367>can relate to Game 7 heartbreakkek I cant wait for him to join the laffs
>>151778888checkedit's mid tier, comparable to Fed Pro and Southern Pro, except the US national team trains the junior team in that league>I follow the Chicago Steel for kicks
the Chronicles of Rittich
not only does your goalie have to be your best penalty killer, but he also has to be your best goalie
>if the cbj score 3+ goals at home you can get a free bowl of chiliI don't think they are going to need to make any extra chili for this one
scar my jackies :)
>>151779151Don't send the cooks home yet
MILES AND MILES OF BIG HARD WOOD
>most dangerous draw at UBS
Columbus won the miles wood trade
the best defence? a good offense
Lightning is a dirty, dirty team.
>>151779259occasionally the opposite is true, too. and that's the magic of hockey
>>151779151Kek I love that promo. It's a free small bowl btw.
>2 minutes for being a black man
>>151779277Think they really want to win again
weak-ass call
the best commissioner? a jewish lawyer
>>151779334he got off easy
low energy jackets tonight
>a drawful score after 2
>>151779467Halph Thyme
>>151779467Isles lose because they can’t score on 8+ high danger chances
>the corn field of Des Moines
my jackies look like shit today but last year's team woulda been down 4-0 after that first period
>>151779547they turned up the heat in the 2nd
>>151779547Should have been, don’t know how the isles can not score on all those opportunities
>the desert of Tucson
>The Columbus Blue Jackets (7-4-0) have won four straight gameswtf
roger roger t-10m to flames puck drop over
>tickets on layaway >hep c public health rap Is everything alright in Columbus?
your top 20 offensive lines so far
>but he played that "like a game man"That didn't sound quite right. Did anyone else notice that?
>>151780106based
Overtime winners should get 3 points for playing more hockey
overtime winners should get zero points for being unable to finish in regulationovertime losers should get one point for being good sports and hanging in there
>>151780147Gary is saving this for the next player walkout
business idea: eliminate the fixed points system and just rank the teams by goal differential
>>151780241East
>>151780241West
>>151780379oops
>>151780348just wait until crosby and letang get traded to mount royale
Business idea: the winner of the president's trophy doesn't get to go to the playoffs and the worst team in the league gets top seed in their respective conference
business idea: hockey sticks with a second blade on the top end so you can do darth maul whirlwind slapshots
>>151780470Wouldnt this cause any near 1st to tank?
>>151777160Raped
>>151780106>rags
>>151780583don't mess with le bleu, blanc et rouge
Jackies :)
>>151780542I pass this along to Darth Gary
wolf is rattled you can tell
Name. Better defensive core than werenski, provorov mateychuk and fabbro
>>151780676I can't
>the city of New York City
>>151780014What? HEP C is incredibly difficult to contract
>>151780691Severson has actually been pretty good so far this year too
>>151780741Way betterProvorov has looked elite so far this season too the contract doesn’t look so bad right now
>>151780546>Wouldnt this cause any near 1st to tank?Fuckin send it
I fucking love Miles Wood
Miles wood?NoKilometers wood
Actually noLightyears Wood
bud won I was there
>>151780968Yeah sameBud fucking went
That should be a goal
>square meter wood >volumetric wood>Light Years Wood The limitations are literally limitless
Get the chilli ready
if bud was here right now i'd punch him in the face
Grams per milliliter cubed wood
>you can knock your own goalie down to avoid a goal
well jews
No :(
???????????why wouldn't you challenge that no goal call, are you fucking stupid?you're going to lose now you fucking cretin
>scorefull draw in Gotham
is wolf zoned in?
Provorov hates faggots he's always been elite
>>151781165thoughts on your humiliating loss to bud?
Well played, Columbus, well played. However…
>>151781164Not onky did they give up a goal they also took the penalty too kek
Columbus poop diapers
Absolute disaster glad i tuned in
Thank You, GaryHail Gary
>>151781204they are almost showing some treasure trail, but Gary has explicitly forbidden it
>he couldn't even break the stick Kwab
>be up 2-1 with 1:07 left>lose in regulation
>>151781064not so fast, beans back in the fridge
>>1517812903-1*
>>151778759>>151778824>>151778943>>151779529>>151779661>The raped nigger of Boise
>>151780106Lmao what pussys. They are acting like europeans. They need to drop the gloves and fight like good canadian kids
>>151781291>beans in the fridge>fridge beans in the chilliwhat do people get up to in canadian kitchens
Schaefer had 2 goals I think, defender tipped it in not Lee
Wear it
>>151781372Thanks, Don CherryEnjoy the rest of your senility
>>151781344the can was opened prematurely so it needs to go into the fridge now
>scoreless draw in the city of Brotherly Love
ted is rolling in his grave
>>151781276Fucking #metoo
>>151781330>3-2We got there eventually
just gonna say it i don't care for gary and i don't care for budley
>>151781409why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
>>151781422Ted is poopin his briefs
haven't seen ted's cock for years
> Schronidger's Ted>is he dead>is he taking a marner>does he exist and not exist at the same time?God, that sounds exhausting
2 bald coaches
>>151781541I member nowTed's gettin head outside the Jet's in streetsboro by the local crackhead
absolute masterclass of a powerplay by the flames right now
>Streetsboro, OH>cause that's where streets were invented
our raidies are incompetent and lost in overtime because they tried to go for a two point conversion :)
>>151781625tony wins again ya finna seethe copester
good first period by my flames :)>>151781613cope the flyers have a good d
>>151764815He's on his way to graduating
Why yes, yes I am watching the shorks pregame show
>>151781583>inb4 but there's no jets in streetsboroYeah bc it's unlisted
>>151781683I think they might actually try to win this one
It's the broadcasting that makes USHL games drag
My Jaysies :(
>>151781717Is it a slow-motion montage of their twink collection?
>>151781625steelies won though
>>151781849Bro it’s been a day get over it
>>151781849i will never follow a Toronto sports team again i should have known lmao
>>151781879Have some compassion bro :(
>>151781857NopeUltra fast motion montage of their bull dike collection
>>151781800yeah maybe i thought they were saving the power for columbus
>>151781625>>151781873*Calls ICE*Mow my fucking lawn paco
>>151781898I'm sorry bud, it was a hell of a run :(
>>151781919Thanks bro :(
>>151781912I think gary is starting to suspect the intentional tank, we gotta win one so it looks like we are actually trying to win every game. It's a fine line. go flames!
NFlel posting, in MY /hoc/?!Oh and red wings, ducks, and flyers will win
>>151781942I only watched the finals and i was marnering my pants, i feel bad for the people who were way more invested :(
>>151781979
>>151781943yeah gary would hold nothing back if the flames ticked him off :(
>>151781614Raped retard
Let’s go sharks!
>>151782072I hope the new dome will satisfy him
>>151782105wtf i'm the guy with the hat in front of you
>the city of Philly
>>151781978I gave up watching after they blew it going into the bottom of the 9th, it was too much
>city of Anaheim
>>151782133Raped retard
my debbies :(
>>151782105enjoy, friend
My Duckies with an exciting goal
>>151782159Based white city Based white senneke scaaar
>>151782105wow try not to get kicked out for screaming the N word again
H O O B OOB
>>151782134I'm sorry lad, maybe they can do it next year :)
>the city of Loveland, CO
Google says that a 4 litre bag of milk costs $7 Canadian
>scorefull draw in Abbotsford
>>151782134Aw you missed the bases loaded with 1 out?
/hoc/>A place for memesLove you, /hoc/>it's my favorite website>>>I was raped by the Governor of Stink Island in the chilly Easter evening of 2022>>>>Did I ever mention I was the only guy in the history of the Air Force to be medically retired on a burrito delivery>>those wheels are slippery, lad>
>>151782302>$7 cad Thats roughly enough for 900ml of monster
>>151782302I prefer to buy my milk in suspended animation via cybernetic stasis
>>151782352really good good post
>>151782352a rare good post by trb
>>151782265It could happen :)
>>151782302>bag of milkWe don't shop on Planet Retard.
my wingies =\
pretty kewlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3NPVJXqgrM
>>151782231PPG HOOOOOOB
>symbolic infraction in Saint Joe
>>151782555Raped retard
Quackquack
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Another EXCITING goal for my mighty duckiesAND A POWER PLAY LETS GOOOO
yeah these games are boring as fuck I'm gonna find something else to do just came off watching game 7 of the world series and like game 12 of the nhl season between a bunch of bottom feeding teams isn't doing it for me right now.
my dabres :)
sad elvis :(
uh ohpoopy briefs
Detroit and SJ are like two retards trying to fuck the same football
>>151782740New
It is finally done
Brad Marchand Tim Hortons humiliation ritual commercial
>>151782231H O O B OOBT W O WO(late)
