Only North American Monument Winner Ever Edition>CX races02.11 X2O Trofee Lokeren - Rapencross C211.11 Superprestige Niel - Jaarmarktcross C115.11 Superprestige Merksplas C116.11 X2O Trofee Hamme - Flandriencross C123.11 UCI World Cup Tabor CDM30.11 UCI World Cup Flamanville CDM07.12 UCI World Cup Terralba CDM13.12 Exact Cross Kortrijk - Leiecross C214.12 UCI World Cup Namur CDM>Upcoming road races17.01 - 19.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.WWT18.01 Women Cycling Pro Costa De Almería 1.1 WE20.01 - 25.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.UWT23.01 Classica Camp de Morvedre 1.124.01 Gran Premio Castellón - Ruta de la Cerámica 1.124.01 - 26.01 Challenge Majorca WE25.01 Clàssica Comunitat Valenciana - Gran Premi València 1.125.01 Schwalbe Women's One Day Classic 1.Pro27.01 - 31.01 AlUla Tour 2.Pro28.01 - 1.02 Challenge Majorca ME28.01 Surf Coast Classic - Women 1.Pro29.01 Surf Coast Classic - Men 1.Pro31.01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Women 1.WWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>CX races infohttps://cyclocross24.com/https://cx.procyclingstats.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/https://thedaddy.dad/>Velodrama league code:2025: 511968552026: We'll find out soonPrevious thread:>>151623283
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>>151756247Lmao the judges were ruthless back then
>>151756247kek
Canadians in the mud
>>151757793draggin' nuts on they shi
>>151756247>not posting his slut-maxxing cute
>>151759524>that hand placementyjk
SNL Exceptionally bad tonight
How do I into cyclocross? It's my first season and I don't know anything
>>151762348get yourself some beer and watch the race, simple as. also in terms of enjoyment of watching, there is no real difference between f*mmes and men here so be sure to watch both races
>>151762348first step, identifying the cutes to goon to.
>>151762348copious amounts of bad beer. Also watching the races should help
>>151762395>>151762401>>151762402Thank you. Mostly I was just curious about some background context, riders to watch out for, which races were more important than others, etc. I have been watching some of the vods on tiz but without greater context I feel more lost than I like to
>>151762658Its' pretty easy. The important races are WC and the races that have big names. The good riders are the one winning almost every race
>>151762658the important races are the WC and the twelve world cup races (or any races MVDP enters)also the national champs in January. Guys like Eli Iserbyt, that focus solely on CX will do C1 and C2 races to, but winning a C2 gives you less points than a top 20 in a world cup, so the top tier riders dont even bother.
>>151762658>riders to watch out fordesu every race different riders win (except when fem starts) which makes it even more interesting. one day vanvorhaut wins, next time nys, then van de putte..
>>151762911So C2 is like a .2 in road cycling?
I quit my team in the VueltaTo show Pogi I was cool.And when it finally was overfelt 10 years older, but fuck it, it was something to doI'm living out in in Monte CarloI drive a sports car just to proveI'm a real big baller 'cause I won a couple stages and I spend it all girls and shoes.But you don't wanna be high like meNever really knowing why like meYou don't ever wanna step off that rollercoasterAnd be all aloneYou don't wanna ride the team bus like thisNever knowing who to trust like thisYou don't wanna be stuck up on the stage cyclingStuck up on that stage cycling
>>151763456thanks chatGPT
>Rapencross
X2O Trofee Lokeren - Rapencross 2025 (C2)13:45 CET Women Elite15:00 CET Men EliteStartlist:https://rapencrosslokeren.be/wp-content/uploads/sites/224/2025/10/Lokeren-Startlist.pdf Live stats:https://cx.procyclingstats.com/race/rapencross/2025/we/live https://cx.procyclingstats.com/race/rapencross/2025/ME/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://dlhd.dad/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Sporza / Flobikes
what do you think the average domestique FTP was in the Merckx era? bout 350?
>>151756106CSC/Saxo era.......come back please the sport needs you now more than ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxiYgqDl7oo
jesus the baseball was so goodI love sports so much
13km to go in Singapore. Wellens, Roglic, Romeo and Benny Hill with 30 seconds on the pedalton.
>>151762658If van der Poel is racing, don't watch past the first lap is the best advice you're going to get.
Milan wins the most prestigious criterium of Singapore.
>>151764203if he's not racing then no point in watchingif he is racing then only watch the first lapnice sport you have there
>>151756247Old BMW are so kino. Parents have a 2002tii they've had for many years. Sits in the garage. Always wonder how it drives. 8s 0-60. That was fast for it's time lol. Probably nothing like truly mechanical cars.
>>151764497
WE LIVE, for some rape and some cx
>>151765222
>VAS
>>151765288karma
Brand almost chuted
>>151762395>>151762402>Drink a bunch of beerFYI cross is live between 8-10am on the US East Coast, earlier for western US
>>151765437Be the change you want to see in the world
Van Alphen improved a lot
Brand got the silliest chutes
>>151763356points don’t matter every race is part of a larger standing. the “WC” cup is the uci one who usually gets prestiges races but there’s alot of prestigious races that don’t want anything todo with UCI or world cup because start money bribery is more lax
and Brand goes
>brandwinslol
Britain's brave Puck PETERSON would easily win this. When is she coming back? For the World Cup races?
>>151765546I hope so. not sure what is she even up to. at least Avocado got excuse (she's in team knee pain)
My girl Zoe Backshots is down after a training crash
>>151765437sorry, have some breakfast wine then
Brand wins
>>151765610
duckies
top 10
>>151765744standing
>NYS seething
memco of cx, what a fag kek
Looking forward to him seething his way from about 14th to 1st
>>151766039naar kop rijden als een mongool
It's over
All TdF stages in history
>>151765542>using legs
not his day
>>151766271he just chuted again lmao
Another chute comiacle de Nys
Nys mentally destroyed
>>151766271
The oranje man continue to march on
>>151766327why are they even using these bikes and not actual mountain bikes for this shit
Joris wins
>>151766413If the question's serious: it's a regulated part of the sport. Double diamond, 33mm tyres, etc.
>>151766435they look like a dentist going home from work on his very expensive mid lift crisis carbon bike and decided to take the forest path but it was too muddy and now he regrets it and has to explain to his wife why his coat and dress shoes are all dirty before dinner
at least he finished the race
Its insane that /cyc/ is following the the fake sport cyclocross (only made up as a bad excuse to leave the wife at home and go drinking), while real cycling kino like Track (that was there from the dawn of cycling) is look down on by half-humans like rusbert. Sad!
>>151766379lol
danes with the worst takes today, as per
>>151766566
>>151766570standing
>>151766570>2 Luxemborians and 8 germans in the top 10Wow what a diverse sport!
>>151766379>>151766562and it's not even Grug
>>151766250this needs altitude gain counter
>>151766566it might have stung a little it didn't come from you.
>>151766676>Rape 'n' Cross
>>151766594Same as road cycling back in the day. Not our fault Danes suck at everything
I'm dead I'm gone
>>151768345Nice vert! PHENOMENAL ride!I'm taking a couple of weeks off the bike with the arrival of a newborn child but I think I'm done with 6 hour epics for the year...maybe next summer...
>>151768386congrats Bert
>>151768345
>>151768345>3000m
soon
>>151768591the chad solerothe virgin calippo
>>151768591is that a humongous birthmark on his chest?
>>151768657it's actually a stain from where Puck shit on his chest
>>151768591Soon what? Another surgery?https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/jurgen-mettepenningen-pessimistisch-over-toekomst-eli-iserbyt-terug-kunnen-crossen-is-bijzaak/
>>151768857He's moved on>>151768871He's down as riding at Tabor on 23/11 on PCS. Who knows if he'll be ready, though
updated giro rumors
>>151770443>it's another brown people fail at racism thread
Damn when the faggotry is unadulterated enough the jannies can really be snappy.
>>151770443americans not dodging the worst flag on /cyc/ allegations
>>151768345ok just had a big dinnernow a photo, this area is so barren and isolated with top tier roadsabsolutely wonderful ride, very beautiful, it was a bit cold tho
Remember when slovenias best rider was Simon Spilak? They need to be put back in their place, wada where the fuck you at?
>>151774731and for our lunch, roasted lamb and potatoes with red wine shame most of the vegetation on this part of the ride burned this summer, even still it's great
>>151774731Terrible image, next time take it above or below the unsightly layby to make mountains seem bigger. Quarter of the picture is a parking lot. You have to go and do it again because no one is impressed with that image as it stands.
>>151774881UCI had to counter bong doping dominance, and they over did it and let slovenians and danes run amok.
>>151774929yes well tbf none of these pics are mine, and the ones I took have people in them so they're not interesting here
>>151774731woah mountains, sun, clear blue skies in fucking november and not pissing rain, happy for you anon
>>151775436I miss the sun already
>>151775436yeah it was really nice, even if it was a bit foggy in the morning
>>151768881he's banging lauren southern now, good for him
>>151775988kek how did I not see this
dont know whats worse /pol/berts or janny snitches
>>151780416snitching is based
tall-ass podium kek
>>151781807you didnt do shit
OSORIO Alejandro wins the last stage of Vuelta Ciclistica Internacional a Guatemala. GARZÓN Óscar Santiago wins final GC
>>151788377remco would still manage to look equal height if he came first
>>151775675Now that's what I call kino
>'big names without a contract'>it's a bunch of whos and a bunch of boomershttps://sport.tv2.dk/cykling/2025-11-01-store-navne-staar-uden-kontrakt-faa-overblikket-her
>>151775988>lauren southernThat's a throwback. Last I heard she was getting her guts realligned after sexual relation with a coloured gentleman, typical civnat swine.
sure thing, granpa
>>151789184I like the old guard is holding out and not retiring early. Probably the last generation that will race past 32. Some great memories from bling. He's one of the good guys even if he's aligned with cycling balkan slav menace.
>>151788763It was a GREAT race.Last stage was a nothingburger but stage 9 finally saw huge changes in the GC when Cristian Camilo MUNOZ LANCHEROS finally lacheed on the merciless slopes of Altotenango.Oscar Santiago GARZON ALFONSO - Remember that name for in few short years he will no doubtly be reported by on WADA in the comunicado oficial
>>151788584cry more faggit
Watching mads documentary. Most boring man in the sport. Trek are even more boring. All screams soulless. They have no charisma and speak the same professional sportsman speil.
>>151792332I didn’t watch it, but his interviews are always dull. So I can’t imagine a behind the scenes to reveals alot more.
>Mads interviews are dullhold up a fucking moment, Jonas yes but Mads?one of the only people in the entire peloton thats not a soulless machine when it comes to interviewshe is always fucking around and dunking on "journos"
>>151792642Turns out they don't actually watch the sport.
>>151792642Mads hatred for journos is satisfying but he usually don't say much either
>>151792891His hatred for journos is probably why doesn't say much. His dullness is his weapon
>>151793090pretty much going “ehh” *looks away rubs head* *cycles off* isn’t exactly thrilling stuff
I've been doing way more drunk/high rides. To be honest it makes cycling way better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDU2qfF4TcMone of "us" got gunned down by some roastieF
>>151793726
>>151793726never did a drunk or high ride, but desu the hangover rides are usually where I get some of my best results, not even meming
>>151794435>desu the hangover rides are usually where I get some of my best resultsFrench tactics.
>Cardio 2 hours>Work 8 hours>Happy hour 3 hours>Overtime 4 hoursPretty good monday desu
>>151800846The world is a vampire...
>>151800933
im assembling an obnoxiously colorful kit. something that screams sporty schizo with money to blow. any suggestions?
https://www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/tim-wellens-we-thought-pogacar-might-abandon-the-tour-de-france/>“Wellens still remembers the uncertainty in the team bus. “You could tell his body wasn’t right - he was bloated, he had gained weight,” he says. “Seeing him reach Paris was a huge relief. Everyone wondered why he wasn’t attacking, but now it makes sense. We were worried about him physically, but mentally he stayed strong.”
>>151801430>You could tell his body wasn’t right - he was bloated, he had gained weight
>>151794435Your body releases endorphins to combat the cns depression and the effect is still present when the alcohol is worn off so it's like being on stimulants. I think it's why I drank daily for years and felt shit if I didn't. It was my adhd medicine lol.
>>151801322You can look no further than poc helmets and maybe even a full EF kit. The replica fits not loose baggy Fred jerseys.
>>151801430Vingegaard wasn't able to drop him on Madeleine the day after. How is this even possible.
>>151802109he never tried himself
>>151800846> Baking 1 hours> Taking a walk 1 hour> Cooking 1 hours> Taking a nap 1 hour dreaming of OMLOOPMaybe do some winter prepping in the garden later today and take another napRegular monday
>>151802436This Belgian boy is gay for Geert Omloop
>>151794435>the hangover rides are usually where I get some of my best resultsme too especially for my heartrate
just came home from a kino gravel ride along the viennese countryside. yellow leaves everywhere, 12C, zero wind, absolute perfection
Imagine not running.Your shitty leg bones must be so brittle.One little fall and you break it all, hahaha.
>The Union Cycliste Internationale (UCI) announces that Portuguese rider António Carvalho Ferreira has been provisionally suspended in accordance with the UCI Anti-Doping Rules, due to unexplained abnormalities in his Athlete Biological Passport (*) in 2018, 2023 and 2024.well well well
>>151803813another Volta star persecuted
>>151803813 abnormalities in 2018 and my man still racing 7 years later. good job as usual anti dopers
Vinebert's future
>>151803866"vine"bert would ride outside
>>151803813Defective dope.
>>151803897I would bet a large amount of money that this lad was doping for every single one of those years
>>151803911Berts been saying it forever. Start doping your kids before they even start junior. Then their bio-passport will never look weird. The bio pass doesn't help much if your baseline is doped.
>>151804574the Messi gambit
>>151804605It makes Jonas' "I would never take something I wouldn't give my daughter" a bit more ominous.
>>151804574It's called the Norwegian method. And yes, unbeatable
>>151792642I thought they had fun in the pre race interviews I guess it helps when the reporter is also a Dane I think but far from boring