MMA CAN FIX HIM ?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761995861939028.webm
>>151789529She could get in there with PVZ
>>151789536Legit fight iq from the nafri beast
>>151789547Paige vanzant did a boxing fight with a porn actress in the same league
>>151789551My face after 10 years living with nafri
the last thing tom aspinall ever sees
Topuria's Instagram:>"My problem was I wanted to take people with me to the top who didn't even want to see me at the top."We are on our divorced dad arc, after Giorgina has thrown us out of our mansion and our gym. WE will unleash La Leyenda on Justin Gaethja, after we have whispered "She has taken our kids, man." into Gaethje's ear at the weigh ins.
just you fake ones wait. don't come crawling back when tom gets his rightful revenge
GODne wins all rematches
>>151789568Imagine dedicating your whole life to something, you're at a level that you feel you're a master. It's what you are as a person.Some porn star decides to for a joke, and after 5 minutes of training is instantly better, absolutely creams you. I would kill myself hahaha
>>151789573My face after i beat the shit out of you
>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair>links up with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt, even listens to his retarded advice>gets his shit pushed in in the fight>Gane is jabbing Aspinall's nose off him>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit>robs Gane of the belt>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels and redditors turn on him, including current and former fighters>Aspinall's team initiates a media campaign claiming the fight should've ended in Gane's disqualification>the very next week, one of Aspinall's main sparring partners and close friends Ante Delija eye pokes his opponent Waldo Cortes-Acosta>one of Waldo's eyes is visibly damaged>decides to continue to fight>immediately knocks Delija the fuck out and calls out Aspinall for being a bitch made cowardThere has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions
>>151789647Thanks doc
>>151789586getting heemed will do him some good. humble him.
>>151789651But doc hasn't given you your daily dose yet
>>151789586Inshallah
>haha this fight's in the bag. Lemme just finish this skinny nigg... ACK!... ACKKKKK!
>>151789706Based
K-1 is better than goyhumiliationchampionship.
>>151789611>I would kill myself Rhonda, seriously, seek help this time
>>151789757Just about anything is better than modern UFC these days. You guys need to realize it was always about going public. Dana has his shares and has probably already vested and sold. Now he's basically the face of a dying shitcoin.
danabeast has you all seething
>>151789647you will see, fag. you will see
>>151789849>its actually good that he puts no effort into the UFC and has been running the organization on autopilot with dogshit cards full of no names, because it makes anonymous people on an image board I live on mildly upset.You have to grow up man
>>151789794Shut the fuck up
>>151789810Everything is about wealth extraction. No matter what it is, no one who does it for the love of the game survives because they make decisions that are better for the game than the stakeholders. Everything you have ever interacted with and will ever interact with is optimized not for your experience but for stakeholder value. It's why everything ends up maximally expensive for minimum quality. Any unit of quality comes at the expense of stakeholder value. The UFC is no different.
>>151789903Going public as a company is the epitome of this. Basically you build up the company just enough to extract speculators looking to make money with money, then you sell it to them piece by piece. It then becomes a company owned by stakeholders who only have a profit motive. Its truly no better than a shitcoin. I'd argue worse, because the process almost always involves hiring women
Its been 2 weeks since UFC 321 and my opinion has not changed. Tom Aspinall is a quitter
>>151789891cry about it
daner proved that he still cares about ufc when he called tom a quitter
women make me viscerally angry
>>151789682does that actually do anything?
>>151789927I dunno, man. I like women. Women are cute and sometimes fun to talk to. The smart ones are funny and engaging. The dumb ones are uninteresting... just like men.
It's been 5 days since the last update from Andy and the team
A nice Topuria skid would be a decent storyline for 2026
>>151789547I now remember pvz
>>151789647KWAB
>>151789647chat is this true
>>151790101'fraid so
Imagine Stipe Miocic being the GOAT of your division
>>151789903get a job loser
>>151789706Where is your honor as a Brazilian, traitor
>>151790166>on my honor, as a Brazilian>steals your kidney
>>151789647Excellent post
>>151789997Andy Wang is active on twitter always
>>151790166>Brazilian >honor
Ilia Topuria vs Islam Makhachev in a dwerk off who wins?
Alex bought Nina Darma an RolexALEX BOUGHT NINA DARMA AN ROEX
Reminder that Gane is a white man.
>>151789997Surely they must have some news about his eye after visiting a dozen doctors at this point?
aspinall derangement syndrome
Ankalaev couldn't train for over a month prior to the rematch. And yet you still talk shit?
>>151790486did he have a boo boo?
Tom left the ring with a belt.Gane left the ring with his head held low in shame.Levels.
>>151790541Gane went home and played some EA Sports FC whilst Tom went to the hospital to film a short movie about his eye
>>151790558>Tom not only got champion pay, while assuring another champ payout, but also milked the shitskin chimpout for AdSense moneyTom has a higher IQ than Gane
>>151790541>Tom cons the fans and sport>People still bootlicking him despite thatIncredible
Hi, guys! It's me, Charles Oliveira!Charles Oliveira big champion! I have big fans, big support, let's go!
Tom made some vlogs with Tommy Fury and Eddie Hall and everyone thinks he's the goat
>>151789642ok, moulie.
Is he really the greatest of all time?
>>151790601Ilia is
>>151790601at getting knocked the fuck out by a no name bum and then beating up on his buddies left overs and then a flyweight twice and then running away from a real challenger then yeah I guess so
>>151790618>running away from a real challenger then yeah I guess sowho?
>>151790624Ilia
>>151790624Mateusz freakin Gamrot
>>151790618Its hilarious cazzies are genuinely buying into the hype and picking him over JDM. I really can't wait to watch him either get slept or lose a decisive decision
Islam's biggest win is volkanovskiHe's a bum
>>151790632>Ilia>real challenger lmao
>>151790642Islam is a bumHis biggest win was volk
>>151790639Lost the first fight btw, only won the second fight due to Volk taking it on short notice. All his *wins* have heavy asterisks next to him. JDM by Buck Breaking
>>151790609>biggest win is Slamdaddy's sloppy thirdsKEK
scared of Gamrot? of course you are, even pigslam is
>>151790653Ilia's biggest win was max
>>151790601Jones, GSP and Topuria all moved up and finished their opponents. If he doesn't finish JDM he's out of the conversation
>>151790667A guy Volk and Dustin smacked the shit out of 3 different times? Beastly.
>ilia paper champion, gifted the belt>JDMone top 10 win, otherwise unremarkable
>>151790653>unironically calls a fighter "daddy" on a regular basis.Its wild you have the gall to call anyone reddit
why did islam feel the need to move divisions the moment ilia was the top guy?
>>151790669Your opinion doesn't matter.We will win however we want.And you will squeal.
>>151790693
If
Unpopular opinion: Ilia heems islam
>>151790734Excellent opinion
>>151790692Clitia is a bottom guy I’m afraid
>>151790669Bisping >old >blind Gane >bum >never champ Charles >washed >not Champ Islam’s win over JDM will unironically make him the GOAT
>>151790685Nobody mentioned redditdaddies except your slovenly piggy ass I'm afraid.Ya bacon bussy needs a fill up I fear...
If you think Ilia koncks out Islam shirley you think JDM will knock out Ilsam as well? Is this an fair assumption?
>>151790618tbf islam's wins over volk and oliveira are better than dustin, justin and gooby after kickstarting his coke arc >>151790680>Dustin >3 times
Double champ status is a devalued marketing tool
>now oink on it for me>>y-yes Slamdaddy. OINK OINK OINK!!>who’s daddy’s naughty little Topiglet?>>I am! I am!
Would it be fair to currently describe Max Holloway as 'semiprime'?
>>151790797Why did islam refuse this fight?
>>151790822Because he has been chinned by literal no names before, and if he faced someone with excellent boxing and grappling, he would be exposed for the fraud he is
>>151790822Proof?
The real question is who HASNT ducked Gamrot
I'm lowk tempted to buy the 322 ppv
>>151790797Look how the foolish Islam cranks the choke with all his might and the immovable Ilia remains unaffected, stoic,
>>151790848How about you just stream it and use that money to buy food for the event?
>>151790860A happy meal costs more than the ppv, bless Dana
>excellent grappling
>>151790822
>>151790875He heckin submitted a Gracie Barra team!!!!
>>151790868Use it go get a side with your meal then. If you really want to support fighters, find their patreon or YouTube channel and send them money directly
>>151790898fuck no, dana pays em way too much already
>>151790875Bryce is unironically really fucking good at grappling. Islam wouldn't look too great against him either.
>>151790917So good that he got ragdolled by silva?
>>151790876We know Clitia thinks about...https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149927171/#149927387
>>151790917Bryce is a featherweight
>>151790953A bantamweight actually.
>Bryce is unironically really fucking good at grappling.> Islam wouldn't look too great against him either
>>151790950Hang yourself
>>151790966Got ya boiminge moist, huh?
REALLY fucking good at grappling
>>151790875Wins over Nurmagomedov and Gracie b
>>151790959Gesundheit bappa
>pretending Jean Silva isn't also good at grapplingYou guys are dumb as shit
Jean shitva is only good at being shit
>all these referee fuck ups in back to back to back events eroding the integrity of the sportthere is an obvious solution and everyone is just ignoring it for some reason. pic related
Umm sweetie bacon bussy bryanna beat the worst brazza at bantamweight and it was stunning and brave
>>151791000Marley fisting?
>>151790950>>151790966not entering that link we make spammy cucks seethe here, i fear.
btw just remembered i had a dream that islam 30 second KO'd Jack. not sure what that means just yet. gotta go to my native american dream interpreter >>151791013dont read that
>>151790601> loser> loser> Short notice> short notice> title shot off bobby greenno
>>151790601no unless you’re lucas du tracy and you have the object permanence of a goldfish. 2 of his 4 defenses are complete mickey mouse bullshit, arguably the dustin fight as well. khabib > BJ > islam ≈ frankie
>>151791031Slamdaddy got ya boiminge moist huh?
>>151791038Moicano is better than the people blowjob defended against >JOE FRICKIN STEVENSON!
>>1517910222late4that
>>151791031bobby Queen? a M-M-M-Munster of a win, B.
Mark my words, if Islam actually somehow beats JDM, I'll give him credit. But he has a more fraudulent record than Khabib. His best win is a robbery over Volk
>>151791020>not entering that linkYou just admitted the BBC got ya lickin' ya piggy chops I'm afraid.
>>151791039its crazy that this is actually picking up steam in mma circles when its just some made up bullshit by some random guy on twitter. these fucks have no ability to verify their news sources. just reading a random guy's twitter and taking it as a fact. I doubt Helwani will fall for it since he has a brain but other smaller mma media members are just quoting that like it came from an official reputable source>>151791054chill big bro
>>151791054We could’ve supported supported bacon bussy bryanna’s bottom surgery but instead xhe had to cleave xer genitalia in Twain with a rusty saw
>>151791038Ummm actually its BJ > Frankie > RDA > McGregor > Alvarez > Pettis > Henderson > Khabib > Oliviera > Sherk > Mackhachev > PulverCaptcha: TRVKE
>>151791051stevenson was not 35 years old, was on an equally long win streak, had more than 13 hours to prepare, and didn’t job out to dardush in his next fight, so for the time i actually think it’s a higher quality win
Dricus Du Plessis has officially succumbed to the injuries received against Khamzat Chimaev and O-Block.
>>151791105Who?
The frickin muscle shart
>>151791073I lament to inform you of the fact that your monitor was indeed, off.
>>151791120Oink for ya Black Daddies.Now.
>>151791135Sexy sexy Jondaddy. Can’t wait to drain his seed at the BLACKEDhouse
GOYIM HUMILIATION CHAMPIONSHIP
>>151791172Sad AGPiggy been on the daytime dwinkies again?
>>151791135>rape victim of 9-4 UFC fighter dominick reyes a M-M-M-M-MUNSTER indeed.
Nothing wrong with a stiff drink during times like these
>>151790601>the greatest mmanlets are all literal who uglyfucks>the greatest boxers are charismatic and handsomeWhy do boxchads keep on winning like this
>>151791217
>>151791193Turn your monitor on.
>>151791232Didnt canelo in 1 fight make more than thr entire ufc rooster combined this year? Kek
What's her story?
>>151791241Why would I care?
Mornin bees
>>151791249Oh lordDo they do this on purpose!?
>>151791241But what have you achieved this year as a person?
>>151791328
>>151790601Arman was clearly far from his prime at 22, being 5 years younger than Islam and having half the proffesional experience.Dober, Moises, old Tibeau and Ramos are decent ish wins for somebody trying to get inside the top 15.Hooker, Green, Volk 2 and Moicano all came in on super short notice.This leaves Charles, Volk 1 (a fight most people left with the conclusion that Volk was a better p4p fighter than Islam) and Poirier (popularity based title shot from sombeody 1 fight away from retirement) as his only actually great wins.
SpamBEAST has got em seething on a Monday.
You lost!FAGGOT!!!
>>151791172We love evil here.
Spamdaddy won.
>>151791423Yeah he's a bum, problem is, JDM is a bum too
>>151789573..did people just tell her she's got damn hepatitis or worse?
>>151791473We BEG for evil like good little piggies
>>151791233Based Jones, absolute GOAT
>>151791522Curious how Jiraped started talking bout middleweight after daddykanov bodied a piglet freak
>>151791241>caring about athlete payI can't imagine anything more lost test than pocket watching other men and complaining they don't have more money
>>151791527Gayest of All Time
I agree
Sometimes, the old ways are the best ways.
>>151791545See >>151791555
>clozapig got deported to russia
cabt believe I missed the bert kreischer/ronda rousey interview
Some people like chaos. I prefer..... elegance.
You now remember Tom Aspinall. (The guy who cried and chose not to fight.)
>>151791544Pakidaddies signed ya momma's maggot minge with Muzdaddy juice I'm afraid...
Nigger
>>151791583hate youtube fighters
Daddies won.
>>151791569Zesty
I'm Ari's top guy, what am I gonna do?
Oh dear oh dear.....
if someone told be a month ago that Tom Aspinall would be brutally mogged by Salsa Boy of all people I would have called them crazy.
>>151791645iced on the prelims? damn...
Disgusting fucking faggot Botched Botox bottom surgery AGPiglet DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!
>>151791545We don’t sing our posts here.
>>151791602
GODpuria is the fighter Conor was supposed to be.You might not like it, but this is the truth.
>>151791488True, JDM is a right place right time champion, Belal was a massive overachiever and that's his only good win.
>>151791534I fucking hate Jiri, man
>>151791682Which WWs do you guys think are better than JDM? Since people here keep calling him a paper champ
>>151791645People will see this and think he stands a chance against JDM or Topuria
Niggerlicious
Illia Topuria has zero good wins, and his best win is Brice Mitchell.
>>151791689Garry, Rakhmonov and Usman, maybe Brady too. Belal might beat JDM too if there's ever a rematch>inb4 Belal's victimHe wasn't in his prime
>>151791689It’s just one guy calling him that. JDM won the belt fair and square. That said, Usmeng is still better than him.
If JDM loses I will never post on /heem/ again. I will forever leave /heem/ and hand in my hardcore heem fan credentials. I will concede all arguments about MMA and combat sports forever.JDM will win.
My brother did a dna test...3% ashkenazi...Im finished bruders... hh
Damn bro khabib fell off hard
>>151791689Not even sure he beats Garry or a motivated Leon Edwards.
>>151791715>>151791713Shavkat is retired Usman’s hands were fucking molasses against Buckley You guys are living in 2019
Margin of error is probably 2%
>>151791717Wtf I want Makhachev to win now
>>151789647>be “greatest hand-to-hand fighter in history”>dad leaks boxing plan, UFC ghosts him>acts brain-dead in interview, even Nina Drama malds>drops DC DMs, friendship ratio’d>trains with Khabitch instead of heeming him>gets jabbed by Gane>eyepoke.exe>doctor: “you’re fine”>him: “no”>quits fight, robs Gane of belt>boos rain down>uploads 3 coping documentaries>eye test says nothing wrong with his anime eyes>hospital staff laughing IRL>MMA world turns on him>next week his boy Delija pokes someone’s eye>dude keeps fighting>immediately KOs him>calls Aspinall a coward>balance restored
Mackenzie from Arizona
>>151791718No more racist posts from you from now on, B.
>>151791729People wrote off Chimaev as well when he was having health issues, Rakhmonov will be back
>>151791722Again you’re living in 2021Leon is getting permaflushed by prates
>>151791717Who give fuck, B. Respectfully.
when is mcgregor coming back
>>151791729He dominated Poockley and sent Hamza to the hospital for 6 months, on short notice, might I add.
>>151791747
Islam is easily the most over-rated fighter of all time but JDM is LITERALLY a contender series can with dogshit grappling.
>>151791649You do.
>>151791769His grappling looked good against Belal
>>151791769So what you’re saying is that we’re looking at a classic bum vs can matchup?
>>151791746He does >>151791732
>merge with wwe >get exposed by the FBI as a work kek
>>151791781People will cope and say Belal isn't good despite him basically being a MW Merab.
>>151791558This cumdumpster sucks mean dick btw
>>151791769Dirty diaper Tyla’s dead daddy is easily one of the Chomo’s of all time but xhe ha steatorrhea soiled shaved legs and dookie filled dirty diaper panties.
>>151791785Yes HOWEVER, Islam said he has started using Creatine. He's going to fucking murder Jack.
>>151791735
>>151791814
Who would've thought ilia topuria would become the greatest of all time?
Chael Sonnen is the greatest mind since Aristotle
I knew he was legit when he beat Bryce
>>151791810I like Islam but gawdawg he’s such an ugly freak.
This kid's run is even more fraudulent than Makhachev's. Literally beating up Makhachev's sloppy seconds and Holloway who is in turn Volk's sloppy fourths
>>151791856He looks like a roided macaque
>>151791867Responding to >>151791846>>151791856He's also retarded.JDM isn't the best looking guy either tbqh
>>151791867The safest general characterization of the Mixed Martial Arts tradition is that it consists of a series of sloppy footnotes to Fedor.
Y’all musta forgot!
>>151791961What's the point of doing that with the legs? Is it to signal the ref he's still alive?
>>151791972Keeps blood flowing.
>>151791845Worse than that b, we knew that already I'm also helwani I fear
Beating PRIME VOLK and PRIME OLIVES alone is enough to put you in GOAT contention
One more win until Slamdaddy is the undisputed GOAT
>>151792000Beating my balls across your forehead abdi
>>151792014*loses*
Imagine the meltdown once Islam loses.
>>151792014Numbers of cocks sucked per day.
Imo it will be Islam by decision
who won rizin? besides the fans of course
the implications are bone chilling
>>151792026Islam was heemed by Martins who’s essentially a smaller version of Smegmallena.
>>151791781bumlal has shit wrestling
>>151791473levels
>>151791758Belal is a way better wrestler than Usman in 2025
>>151792223Belal will survive a wood hammer with sturdy to set up stealth rocks
The mma world is in shambles in the aftermath of UFC Fight Night: Garcia vs Onama
i only picked 4 favorites for this whole apex card. either im genius or mma fans are dumbest fucker on earth !
hey i saw your post last thread and i've got to say i didn't really appreciate it
Who is the heavy weight champion of the world in the ufc? I'm not asking for your opinions I'm asking pure facts.
>>151792408>checks UFC websiteThat would be "Big" Tom Aspinall
>>151792408In my opinion it's Tom Aspinall oh right you weren't asking for opinions so I guess he's not then
>>151792408Some fat bitch named Tim or something
Honestly? Respect to Tom for going out on his shield.
>>151792422Props for knowing who Aspinall is
>>151792408technically? gane. but in terms of who the "real" champion is, that would be gane.
>>151792513CEO of moxley plumbing
Aspinall documentary is really good watch >>151792505Didn't ask for your opinion you fat american cunt
>>151792408*uppercuts you dead with oversized large cock and runs*
It would be incredibly typical of Gane to cheat himself out of a fight he was winning then get subbed in the rematch
The UFC screams are sound tracks. You notice one scream followed by two in the exact same way on their videos. It must be a stock soundtrack because I heard it on motorsports manager on pc and it's annoying as fuck. The exact same crowd noises.
>>151792567>and runsgane moment
>>151792573gane works in mysterious ways
Biggest most prestigious UFC title is held by a british man with emotions
Isaac Bulgarian exposed the ufc as fake and got cut
>>151792408Salsa Daddy.
>>151792579It’s all pre-recorded. Nothing is real anymore.
>>151792623You just presented someone else's opinion despite asking for pure facts. I'd wager you also like watching your mother getting fucked by brown men lol, goofball.PS It's actually Tom Aspinall
>>151791665what a zesty festa
Best heavyweights in the world ranking1. Ngannou2. Jones3. Gane4. Aspinall
>>151792408Ngannou is a bumJones never lost
>>151792649Kek, genuinely looks like a male stripper from Zestinghamshire
>>151792606>>151792636Does anyone remember when the Holloway vs Gaethje last second finish was leaked on Google before the fight?
>>151792660>Jones never lostThat why pussy never fought Aspinall despite being given every opportunity to? Then dunks on him through socials like a little tiktok faggot? Jones is a bitch. Aspinall mindbroke him into retirement.
>>151792644Tomala was fingered by xer daddy.Pakidaddies finger ya dead momma's maggot minge I'm afraid...
>>151792672Lmfao aspinall got heemed by gane who in turn got obliterated by jones
Seriously like what the fuck? Jones heemed gane in 2 mins. Tom quit against gane. It's not too difficult to figure things out
>>151792660Jon got the shot beaten out of him by dookie Reyes
>>151792688That is your dumb opinion. Because last I checked, Aspinall is the current heavyweight champ. So how did he get heemed by a cheater? Why is Jones even relevant considering he bitched out? Dumb argie cunt.
lil nog munching some influencer
I will never admit to how many "I will never admit to how many 'Chama' posts I made leading into Alex vs Magomed 1" posts I made leading into Alex vs Magomed 2.
>>151792717Jondaddy won.Aspiggies lost.
>>151792718also stripper opening
>>151792717>Aspinall is the current heavyweight champPaper champ
>>151792733He won by literally handing the belt over out of fear? Yeah makes sense jeet
>>151792733Fun fact but as soon as Jones vs Stipe started Tom was actually stripped of the interim title. The more you know.
I almost threw up#LOCKUPGANE
>>151792744>handing the belt over out of fearBut enough about Tomala.
>>151792744How exactly is Tom gonna win against Jones considering tom quit at the very first sight of adversity like a little bitch?
>>151792729AGPoatan will oink, bounce and squirt on xer Jondaddy’s BBC. >>151792717Tomala was promoted to chastity and has AGP of the orbussy
>>151792740Cool well I never asked for your opinion I asked for facts
Smarks won
Letting his son Gane take care of his light work in Tommy is literally levels.
>>151792763>>151792767Waits a year and a half for bitch boy to take the fight, then he retires lol. Tom wanted le heckin best of all time, and then they quit instead of taking the fight. Now teasing a comeback lmao. Jones is a bitch.
>>151792837Tomala lost.Jondaddy won.Tomala's pig pal lost.Your mother is still dead.
>>151792819Dana in shambles lol, jew bros take another W
>>1517928523/4 of those statements are wrong. How does it feel to be wrong on the internet? I've won.
Much like my own father did to me, Jon Jones raped Gane and then left. Levels.
Jon Jones kinda seems like a sly bottom
>>151792819that cejudo vs yadong fight where cejudo couldn't see but the ref made him keep fighting the last minute of the 3rd and then start the 4th round but instantly stop the fight so it could go to scorecards was kinda strange
What a revolting mentally ill TWP subhuman
RAPED EYEPUSSY SLUT TOOK THOSE BIG BLACK FINGERS DEEP
>>151792907That was herzog, he’s under investigation
British fighters are the most kino and have the best stories.>aspinall>bisping>pimblettThese fighters win the hearts and minds of the public. They have faced adversity and won against the odds. No one comes close to their prowess.
>>151792819I hope this kills the UFC, of course it won't, but it would be nice.
>>151792946Funny how they flood in everytime lol
>>151792926no he's not
>>151792954Brazilian fighters are pretty cool. Doesnt Aldo have a cool story?
>>151792946>announcing a report
RAPED FAGGOT DOWN!
>>151792985Um not announcing a report sweaty, posting advice to keep this general from becoming unusable dogshit dominated by cuck spammers, like how it was after the Gane loss
here today, gone tomorrow
Tom here I'M BLIND AAAAAAAHHH
>>151792989KWARB!!
ME PEEPIN ORBS AIN'T PEEPIN ANYMORE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ME PEEPIN TOM DAYS ARE OVER.......
>>151792995Yeah let us know how that works out, you little victim :'(
the ufc refused to pull the fight upon learning the the betting lines were looking sussy
>anti trust law suit not going their way>divisions like LW are a mess right now>heavyweight debacle>now gambling scandalIs the UFC over?
>>151793034Yeah it's over, sell all your TKO stock (to me, for pennies on the dollar)
>Waaahhhhh mommy they're posting things that hurt my feelings make them stop!!! *shits diaper* S- somebody report them and call clozapig to come clean me!!
>>151792819who is the schizo now, heem? not me
Tom won, Gane cheated. Im absolutely scared.
Bad year for piggies
Ngubu just ducked Jake Paul... https://www.tmz.com/watch/francis-ngannou-jake-paul-gervonta-davis-11-03-2025/>Dey call me and say would u fight jake in replacement for tank davis?' i-i was like who dat jake? jake? day eben ask "what if dey noomba was right?" I say n-no no numba fight does not make sense for meee. its DISRESPEKT. No.
Mrs. Aspinall cheated on tiny Tom by riding Gane's BBC like a crazy cowgirl i fear.
>>151793084KEK Ngannou absolutely bodied that desperate jew freak
>>151793084That's an easy gorillion dollars francis. He's not scared of becoming another meme of the Jakester... right?
>>151793084Jake’s been training his whole life for this
Chatri will rise from the ashes and purchase the UFC when it goes under and turn it into the cleanest and most exciting MMA promotion we've ever seen.
>>151793098Thats the thing. He could have had the opportunity to heem. The one thing that could put francis on the map and make him an actual draw for once in his life. Heem the guy everyone wants to get heemed. The only logical explanation is he's actually scared... of Jake...
>>151793126Ngannou already made 30 million boxing. What does he need joke poo for?
>>151793126>you have to give me attention Mutilated mutt mentality it's why jews own you sadly
Y'all ready for this?*starts Schaubbing*
>>151793116whos that?
Ngannou be like >Infanticide
>>151793143the slovenian jew cries out as he strikes me
jakebeast has made a mockery of our beloved sport of mma, i'm terrified
>>151793144he cute!
>>151793144Schaub nigguh
>>151793171Who's this
>>151793139He wants to box next. He's looking at Willder lol. He obviously needs the money. Probably got frisked by the girls family and whatever African shithole's government the killing happened in for them to sweep it under the rug and keep him out of prison.
Aspinall should just go box and get that bag!!!
>>151793171At least he doesn’t wear panties and shave his legs due to extreme AGP
>>151793143Watch your tongue, slovvy. I've been nice to you up until this point. Don't make me show and reveal your secret...
the fbi has taken bruce buffer into custody (speculation)
>>151793184Andrew Tyler Thompson, aka Sneed
>>151792408That would be /ourdaddy/ BONES JONES
The ngubu should fight the older Tate brother (Bugatti man)
>>151793186Forgot he killed someone KEK
>>151792408Volkov
>>151793267Lewis’ leftovers? Peach.
I know Ariel helwani is a jew but how come he is the only mma media guy who isnt room temperature iq
>>151793415Those two things are related sadly
>>151793415Jews are the smartest people
I like how whenever janny passes through he always makes sure to ban me for no good reason just because he doesn't like me or something. It's actually really funny, and totally doesn't make me seethe at all!
https://x.com/bbharrymac/status/1985431913637560454ufc is dead
>>151793171thought my monitor was off for a second
>>151793470>Random retards posts random bs on xitterOk?
>>151793479If you seriously look like that IRL you need to kill yourself immediately.
Aspinall vs Gane was fixed to tighten betting lines for the rematch
Keep a eye on an kid named Harry Mac.
Heem dinner IN! Getting wasted eating kebab whilst watching TUF then playing UFC 4 til I pass out. Kino. Neet for the win.
I like how you can stamp “Ugly retarded freak” over any fighter’s face and it will make sense somehow.
>>151793571How fat are you? Be honest
>>151793571Honestly? Respect.
let's place bets on which ufc fights were flagged as scripted
>>151793571i miss being a neet
>>151793571Props for giving up
>>151793536im maori bro
>>15179360318%. 75kg. 15 pull ups. Getting back to martial arts very soon. I got fat and weak because menthol elves and anti psychotics. Much better now though but i need these blow outs. >>151793609>>151793627Neet for life
>>151793702You shouldn’t drink while on clozapine
we need more cool outfits for ring girls
>>151793718we need new ring girls
>>151793543Checked
>>151793619Holloway vs Gaethje literally had the result leaked on Google before the fight took place
>>151793716I was on quetiapine and lamotragine, and aripiprazole. No more though. It takes the life from you. I slept 14hr a night. Those jew beans are fuck up.
>>151793826
>>151789529Ciryl Gane - Toxic
>>151793571Yuck!*spits on your food*
Cyril Gane? No! Sibyl Bitch!!!
Bon Gamin vs Salsa Boy for the Heavyweight Championship.. holy shit
Apripazolespinall
Civil Gain
goy humiliation championship
>>151792706Tom < Gane < Jon < Reyes < Spann < Salsa Boy
The Salsa boy era ushered in an new age of brown donimance; it was over for whites for the next eternity-wikipedia
Invincible under the Sun.
Lamotragane
what do they want with the zawlg. he dindu nothing
Most donimant fighter currently?
Quetiapine skallkilld
Looks like gane's face after the rematch
how much would have to be bet for it to trigger some shit?
>>151794014Aspinall, easy. Other than his knee injury he's mowed down his opponents
Breaking news: Justin Gaethje has retired
>>151794014
Top Five Current Heavyweights1. Jon Jones2. Francis Ngannou 3. Stipe Miocic 4. Alex Pereira 5. N/A no other heavyweight meets the minimum skill requirement to be listed
Hey bussy, you still there?
>>151791665He's doing a Khabitch cosplay.
>>151794022Ariannys pootie tang after Sweden is done micht it
Islam would legit be a sexless incel if he was born in the west
>>151794039Not sure if i would call a coward a fighter
>>151794062Salsa daddy slumps them all
>>151794093Who says he isn't one now?
I would LOVE to see heads rolling in the street.
>>151794157Same
>>151794157>>151794172Soon.
>>151794110Aspinall would assassinate this chump
>>151794172>>151794157Same!
>>151794181high drama!
I'm gonna smesh your boy
smesh this bussy
>>151794093Bitches love Rizzlam b
>>151794265Let's make it happen jeet
>>151794181who is this guy and how did he get the scoop on this stuff?
>>151794293He's making it up as he goes, riveting stuff. Or it's a Kash Patel alt and he's having some fun with it
UFC Fight Night - David Onama vs Steve Garcia .. ocr in retrospect official card rating>Steve vs ObungaGarcia looked good at distance throwing in combination, Obama didnt do anything just got hit, Garcia got wreckless trying to finish, shoulda gonna a little longer to see onabaa go out cold, but fine.. Steve looks good>Waldo vs AnteDecent fight, Ante actually looks pretty solid, his striking was good, but Waldo MOGGING Tom with the eyepoke recovery into KO was legendary>Wells vs GorimboBoring, but Gorimgo losing is good>Dulgaria vs Yaider>Radke vs Frunza>allan vs nascmento>Billy vs Kevin>Cuambo vs LeeDid not watch>Dumas vs DonteI want to see 1 more Dumas fight in the UFC, I need to see what his gameplan is, he is so fucking dogshit, but I want to see him 1 more time.. I need to know what he's thinking in there except just spinning.. Ateba vs Dumas>Viera vs Dumont>Alice vs Monsteratdid not watch>Ko vs RoweBoring, was excited bc of Ko's judo that he did vs Oban, but just wrestlefucked Rowe with single legs.. >alencer vs ariana did not watch3.5/10 card, not much good, some fights dissapointed
>>151794289haram ass bitch
Nibbas really be like "I want to see heads roll in the street" and then it happens and they get fucked up by an Aiemann Zahabi adjacent niqqa. Food for thought.
Watching DC and Chael play pickleball
>>151794289Post 30 beard growth genetics + buzz.. When he was young bro was an incelAlso that girl said she was 'Team Charles' even after taking that pic with Islam on twitter, very fake
Thicc sexy Slamdaddy
They're both terrible at pickleball
Daniel "DC" Cormier
>>151794366Pussy
>>151794360K....keep me posted
Daniel "District of Columbia" Cormier
>>151794375DC is better but he keeps making fouls lol, he's a fucking idito. Chael is absolutely useless though. It's 1-0 to DC.
Islam said in his ESPN interview with Okamoto that he started taking creatine for the first time and that is why his body is changing.
Daniel "Daniel "DC" Cormier" Cormier
D "Daniel Cormier" C
DC won pickleball over Chael, 2-0
>>151794391Lmao
Alibi is the coolest on the TUF series
aniel "DC" ormier
>>151794391/fit/izens know this
>>151794421aah me FOOKIN board
>>151794421dont ban he accidentally a typo
Daniel “Nigger” Cormier.
daner fumbled bigly by not pulling the fight
>>151794466Kekd
>>151794293I have no idea. For what it's worth, Ariel singled out his initial post and confirmed it. Make of that what you will.
Anon "AC" Cormier
>>151791718I told you you are a mongrel
a turd is halfway out my ass as I post this.
this doo prairie doggin'
>>151794289Her footwear is disgusting
>islam had to creabloat to make 170its ogre
>>151794515Same here bappa
>>151794507It's unironically ogre
ANDY ASPINALL IS A PEDOPHILE
There's probably three niggas in this room that's fuckin children
>>151794603Monitor on and good grief man
Hopefully not
Nah we aint doin that
and its like everybody knows a pedofile
>>151794603it was on her 18th birthday you fucking sexist bigot. don't tell women what they can and can't do with their bodies.
>>151794651Right, even 16
Throw these mentally ill freaks into an active volcano
>>151794603We know
>>151793084>wearing pink shorts to get heemed by an andy ruiz victim grim
"and still its like everybody knows a pedophile in this room right now if we really tryna do a- theres somebody in this room- theres prolly three niggas thats fuckin children"
>>151794697prime jamawla harris was special man
>>151794603Turn on your three monitors.
herZOG will be cleared of all wrongdoing and some nobody coach will be targeted as the fall guy and the rig ref position will be switched to queef sneederson. bet your life savings on this.
>>151794697Wtf
>>151794685Um
Imagine if you will being the HW Champion of the marquee division of the world's largest combat sports organization defacto their biggest prospective star yet the returning GOAT Jon Jones and the potential LHW GOAT Alex Periera making his long-anticipated move up to HW decide to fight each other because you're such a repugnant cowardly unpopular revoltingly ugly Daddy's boy subhuman they simply have no interest in wasting their time with you as the title you hold is worthless for being on your shoulder.Yep. That's what it's like being Tom "The Clitty Man" Aspigoink!
Tom's nothing special. Easy work.F-fight h-him? Hehe, w-why would I do that?
Even brits are taking a shit over quitspinal, next they'll strip him of his english citizenship
>>151789647not a massive fan of the sport but only a week before I was reading multiple articles about him, singing his praises and saying how good he was (albeit in a weak division) and how likeable toothen his dad went and dropped him in the shit and he fucked himself over by not accepting defeat
Amerisharts once again supporting cheaters and wrongdoers, as per the behavioural engineering of their jewish overlords.
Who wins
>>151794773disgusting subhuman body type looks like he shit his diaper
>>151794801Your frauds downfall is so funny
>>151794814>>151794814>>151794814>>151794814New
>>151794809Monitor on >>151794810
The Downfall of Tom Aspinall>Sits out for 14 months, refusing to fight anyone other than Jones who said that he's not going to fight him>Claims to be 11% bodyfat, clearly obese>Son has Autism>Leaks private Audio of DC and gets called out>Gets nose shattered by Ciryl Gane and quits from eyepoke
>>151791700>>151791802>seething churka thinks everyone a religitard like himlmao
Any pornstars with similar body to Leah Gotti?
