Saturday - 08/11/2512:30> SPURS vs. MAN UNITED15:00> EVERTON vs. FULHAM> WEST HAM vs. BURNLEY17:30> SUNDERLAND vs. ARSENAL20:00> CHELSEA vs. WOLVESSunday - 09/11/2514:00> PALACE vs. BRIGHTON> VILLA vs. BOURNEMOUTH> BRENTFORD vs. NEWCASTLE> FOREST vs. LEEDS16:30> MAN CITY vs. SLIPPERPOOL
Some good games this week
>ANOTHER away game for NewcastlePlease stop making the lads travel, they don't like it
RM is going to rape Liverpool
imagine being a transcastle fan and watching Sunderland make Europe
>>151803257H-hot...
>>151803228>when life gives you lammens
>>151803267>that feel when mo losses since Lammens arrived
Posting opposition defenders scared to death before conceding, in every thread, until it happens again.>Arse’d
>>1518032951. Arsenal2. Trans City 3. Trans United4. Sundertrans>yfw
>enzgo bye bye to your willy fernandez
>>151803260>mfw Sunderland still manage to get relegated from this position
The league is actually interesting this season. The relegation spots are up in the air with the promoted teams looking likely to stay up and the title is looking like it won't go to Liverpool or City for the 1st time in years.
Troonderland was right there. How did you miss that?
troon army copyrighted that one
why didn't they save one of these games for Thursday night?
>>151803750Didn't want to compete with the Muslims vs Jews game in Birmingham
>>151803464It's more interesting but mostly because the overall quality has dipped I think. I thought this last year as well since I didn't even think liverpool were that great, the same way I dont think arsenal are that great this year, they're just the best of an average lot, feels like every team has become overly dependent on set piece threats or even long throws instead of actual good open play. Rory delap would thrive in today's league kek
>>151803840Liverpool have never won the league in a competitive season tbf
>>151803840Teams are relying more on set-pieces to break the deadlock because teams are better at defending now. Teams like Spurs and Man Utd were so low down the table last season precisely because they couldn't defend.
>transfield
>Fernando Carro (Bayer Leverkusen CEO) on Florian Wirtz: "He would definitely be in Madrid if Xabi had made the offer. But Xabi has less to say with Madrid than with us. Florentino Pérez decides the transfers and not Xabi Alonso."
>Liam Delop my willy right off, I won't be needing THAT any longer
>>151804049The number of goals scored per game has basically always been the same since the PL started and definitely since it switched to 20 teams.Justifying spending £1bn to play like Tony Pulis STINKS of aw cope.
have the jannies finally started hammering down the schizos or what? seems a bit slow for the usual
>>151804372Liversissy having a nap after a long night of talking to himself
>>151804460well yes but usually it's just non stop, continues rhythm of characterfaggotry rather than few posts between.splitting the threads was great in the last 2 threads imo, don't fink the jannies approve it thoughabeit.
Why is Ruben smiling after drawing to forest
>>151804540>usually it's just non stop, continues rhythm of characterfaggotrylike they say, you don't know what you got 'til it's gone
i wonder when the perception of the CL as the only trophy that matters changedyou can read statements from liverpool players in the 80s where they absolutely didd not give a shit, they only valued the league title and the domestics. they would go on the piss the night before a european cup final turn up win it and go home
>>1518045714 games in a row without losing :)
>>151804649As soon as more money was involved a la that CWC
>>151804741liverpool could never
>>151804682well it was better than the usual shite in /epl/ but ofc eventually the retards are gonna spill over into the second thread and shit it up as well. but for a small window we had a decent thing going.oh well, you know what kindred from league of legends says "beauty fades, that's why it's beautiful".
>>151804765Very true
>>151804741I'm old enough to remember when Man United used to brag about winning European titles kek. Going 4 unbeaten is now the benchmark. SAD! No wonder the rats off themselves in that shithole stadium.
>>151804770>oh well, you know what kindred from league of legends saysI absolutely do not you dorkt. grass toucher
>>151804838We don't sign our posts here
>>151804886
What was Beckham knighted for? Scoring a freekick against Greece? Being a J*w? I'm at a loss.
>>151804957For sticking it up his missus dirt track
>>151803464You also have the bonus of the three relegated sides being largely useless in the Championship meaning three "new" names will be in the PL. Only Ipswich are going to come close to contending for a promotion place.
>>151804886good post
>>151805078>Millwall in the Prem Would be massive
>>151804834Scouser left his dinner at Old Trafford
>>151805078Preston deserve to be in it. Miwaw will get promoted when Ham (West) get relegated because we aren't allowed too much kino. Other one is a free space.
>>151805110if that happens they'll be my cheeky eighth team
>>151805078Hull City would be good
>>151805110Millwall, Southampton and Portsmouth would be prime kino promotion
>>151804741Drawing against an 18th place team is worth celebrating? Grim
Imagine bottling a Euro final to fucking Ange's Spurs of all teams lmao. Totally forgot about how funny that was.
>>151805214small club things
>>151805165>Southamptonlol not happening
>>151805240Who did that?>>151805246kek
>>151805256Manchester United mate. They lost 1-0 to Spurs in the Europa League final in May.
>>151805276Oh erm, that's a bit awkward
>>151805276how do you bottle it to spurs of all teams
>>151805214>celebration police
>>151805276Next you're gonna tell me they lose to teams like Grimsby
according to my data from the previous thread, our resident angry little lad either finally got a ban for his opponents topic posting, or he deleted all his posts where I had him on strings
mad goals mikel merino got another one epltrannies melting
anyone think city are still gonna win the league? i think arsenal's pulis philosophy will get rumbled and they'll collapse.
>>151805793another one
Can feel a /lug/ coming along
>>151806393wirtz scoring today am 'fraid
Arsenal are such a boring club now.
>>151805078Preston would be og kinoMillwall would be top kek
anyone know why wirtz is starting?
>net spending 100m to replace the colombian Romario with the german Ashley Westwood
Wirtz is their best player once again
Where's the Man United game? Why aren't they playing tonight????
Best player on the pitch against Real
>>151807995blud who cares
>Luis Dumbazz
>>151807984United are simply too big of a club for the Champions League. They are starting their own competition where only premium Saudi clubs are allowed to join.https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-saudi-arabia-decision-32683958
>>151807984If manure had performed as expected last season they could have been playing tonight. In other matters related, the Championship is playing tonight.
that card justifies the wirtz purchase la
apologize
Liverpool have managed to get inhalers in
>>151808072Good for them, they might be able to win the league for once
Mantroony gonna get his shit pushed in for the next few days, dumb gay transsexual customer. Hope he learns to cut his nails.
>>151809421KEK bodied that freak
>win 4-0 in the CL>Richarlison still manages to embarrass himself
Can't believe Trannited needed PGMOL to help them draw against the Mighty Forest
It's fascinating when slipperpool won, there's no fag posting pics of their players or managers or cherrypicked stats to show "Liverpool being good"But when Transchester Dilated even just managed a draw.....
well well well that 150m for wirtz starts looking like a good bit of transfer business from liverpool now doesn't it
>>151809661>managed a draw*
>>151809661ive noticed this too
>>151809661trannies are mentally ill, what's new?
>>151809661The Jews of football
>liverpool win>scousers think only of Manchester Kek
Time for Mantroony to LARP and start falseflagging as a liverpoop customer posting pictures of Ekitike and Salah
>>151809661Everyone comes together to laugh at Trannited
>>151809705Fergie did irreparable damage to the anus' of liverpudlians
Spurs won too btw!
HASTA CUANDO HAY QUE AGUANTAR AL MONO
>>151809771The ref overturned a free kick in favour of Madrid btw
WALLAHI BRO WHY DIDN'T LIVERPOOL LOSE THE GAME BLUD XABI WHAT ARE U DOING WALLAHI BLUD I JUST WASTED TWO HOURS WATCHING A MATCH OF A CLUB I HATE I SWEARRRRRR DOWN WALLHI BRO YOU MAN ARE BARE DUMB INNIT KASMEH BRO
>>151809794The ref stopped the game anytime a liverpool player dived. Strangely this always happens at Anfield...
>>151809786Send him to Transchester, he'll fit in over thereMONOchester
>>151809800jej he gonna cry
>>151809800why do they always talk like this..
>>151809826>MONOchester Kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>151809800
>>151809814You didn't watch the game
>>151809661he's actually a mongoloid if he thinks this post came from a scousaar, apparently only they hate yanited
>>151809851
>>151809814Everybody knows you wont get a fair game at Anfield. That's why its so incredible that they got BTFO by United.
>>151809661>LaughingRapists.jpg
>>151803257
bros I think I have a booze problem
>>151803257Pedo BTFO
>>151804372>>151804540Mantranny Janny (checks his spam folder religiously) doesn't allow actual football discussion
It's a bad week to support MONOchester Dilated
>>151809934kek based knower
>Liverpool winning the league is 15/2Genuinely so tempted to put on a hundy.
>>151809951>Mantranny Janny
>>151809935>>151809934LOL
Sad Mantroonian Bastard
>>151810055kek ew what a faggot doing his mating ritual
whats ur favorite beatles songfor me its she loves you
Transzesther Dilated trans seething because LiverMEN defeated Real Mandrid
>He lived in the age... of Trooney
>>151810072Tomorrow Never Knows. It sounds like it could have been written any time between then and now.
The Arab empire was based and the ancient Greeks were gay af
>>151810072In My Life 2bqhwy
>>151810072Maxwell
>>151810110This
>>151810081KEK
Im noticing that Liversissy copies a lot of other people's slander names as their own.
>>151810074The truth has set them free
>>151810072Eleanor rigby
I hate sand people
Spurs have a Chelsea-tier discipline problem. Neither team respects their manager (in Spurs' case the manager is scared of them)
has Dave pissed off or is he spamming the thread?
>>151810072she said she said(revolver is also their best album)
>>151810270>This big fat big of piss will be happy tonightFuck you for ruining my mood
>>151810261he's gonna spend all night spamming
Never seen an old dilated fan in my life, it'll join the 41% soon
so this is why cunha ghosted against a relegation team
>>151810285>>151810261The brown skin of Amjad the Mantroony is really coming out on display
Now that Liverpool have won a couple, can the consolewarring faggots shut the fuck up so we can talk about football? (Preferably non Sky 6)
>>151810342Theres a mentally ill Liverpool fan who wont stop replying to themselves so...
>>151810342the p*kis MUST post their United/Liverpool memes and the immigrants from /ars/ must pop in here for 5 minutes to say something gay
>>151810388Only took you 5 minutes to reveal your mental illness?
>MAN Tranny>Will never be a woman
>>151810431Oh no no no no no
Exorbitant amount of Zest from Zestchester
(can't be b)Red Devils, our response?
>>151810454oh noooo why is the tranzesther dilated customer twerking???>Tranzesther >EstherKEK
Micky Van De Ven casually scoring a Puskas
>>151810471Post it or I don't care.
>>151810342>Non God SixLiterally what is the point?
The anti-Wirtz media narrative has fizzled out. They were so desperate for him to be a flop.
>>151810482>The anti-Wirtz media narrativeThere never was one. I've never in my life witnessed a player be so protected by the media.>They were so desperate for him to be a flopYou're almost right. They were desperate for him *not* to be a flop, but he *is* a flop.
>>151810482>>151810492Only one of these posts can be true.
>>151810482he's objectively been only okay which is fine if you play for club with patience like liverpool but he's also not been 100-odd million brilliant and that is a fact
>>151810505accurate take
>>151810482>£150M for 0 league goals or assists Give your head a wobble
>>151810473If you've seen the Son goal against Burnley, it's the exact same thing
>>151810471Frank played him? LMAO
>>151810586Van De Ven had to actually beat players. That Son goal is the most overrated of all time btw.
>>151810471>a PuskasMeaningless since Scousers ruined it.>>151810686Most overrated goal is the one Scousers rigged to win the Puskas. A completely bang-average goal.
>>151810670That's not funny
>>151810697The Salah one v Man City? That required skill though. Son literally just ran in a straight line.
some day
How it feels baiting Livertroony into another night of replying to himself and him then blaming mantroony (I dont support either of these shit teams)
>>151810731Its 2ez
Percentage of goals from open play, per team, following MW10 this season:Aston Villa -78%Liverpool -78%Manchester City - 70%Everton - 70%Burnley - 67%Brighton - 65%Tottenham -59%Fulham -58%Wolves - 57%Nottingham Forest - 57%Manchester United - 53%Newcastle - 50%Chelsea - 50%Leeds - 44%Crystal Palace - 43%Brentford - 43%Sunderland - 42%West Ham - 40%Bournemouth - 35%Arsenal - 28%
>>151810482>Irish delusion
>>151810731>(I dont support either of these shit teams)you're even more mentally ill if you dont, intensely fucking boring shite cannot fathom how you find it enjoyable posting the same shite non stop
>>151810795It's really fun to make up an imaginary friend and then keep pretending you made him mad, it keeps the loneliness at bay
>>151810729>The Salah one v Man City?No, one vs. Everton. It wasn't remotely great and there's no defending it winning a fucking Puskas mate. Even Scousers know it.
>>151810764Arteta has broken the club's identity at a fundamental level. Arsenal fans had better pray that they finally win a trophy or 2 out of this because there will be no quick recovery from what they have become. It will be like Atletico trying to become an entertaining club again after Simeone leaves.
>>151810731Based
>>151810849It’s not a fucking circus paddy. He wants to win games
>>151810849>Arteta has broken the club's identity at a fundamental level."1-0 to the Arsenal" was a chant back in the George Graham days.
pray for Udogie
>Tottenham sensation Destiny Udogie has been named as the Premier League star 'threatened with a gun' by football agent
>>151810764Goals count no matter how theyre scored
>>151810072i'm only sleepinghonorable mention to sexy sadie
>>151810731how is it baiting when we come into the thread and without reading shit just post the same pics to annoy mantroony? also, "livertroony" isn't catching on kek
Can't get you off my mindThose little things you doSo sexy, it's a crimeDarlin', I'm so into youAnd when you're not aroundThat's when my sun goes downYou are the sunshine in my life
liversissy thinks we don't know about Virgin Trans Dyke
>>151811895Do you ever stop posting about these characters?
>>151811594Thanks for the (you)
>>151812137I only mention them when you try to force your gimmick
are we allowed to talk about chelsea in this thread?
>>151812710And what character are you imagining that I am based on your zero knowledge of my posts ITT
>>151811895Kek, scousaar, that's a good one.
>>151812835shhh
Everytime I see a manager is in talks with Wolves I like to imagine that Talks With Wolves is a little red indian fella
>>151813978:)
the rarely seen back to back victories for the reds
ELA ME MAMOU COM A BALA HALLSSSSSSSS
Why are Arsenal customers like that?
>>151815013
>>151815013Black?
>>151815013Representation o algo
Tottenham's best striker is their centerback
>>151815236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfdvHmHRD70
I now remember Gary McKinnon
>>151810482>>151810795>>151810849HOGWHEELS IS BACK
>>151815289how does he lose continuously on two (2) boards
>>151810849arsenal never had "class" and never really played beautiful footballthis "classy arsenal" opinion is very much one you only see on the internet and on reddit from their customer base who weren't even alive at the timeanyone old enough to remember arsenal back then associates them with dirty as fuck scum players and being radge as fuck. viera and diaby and the like. really awful violent pricks who collected reds like pokemon cardswenger's ideal footballer was theo walcott ffs. he never cared for technical players.going all in on rory delap is perfect for that club as they have never been capable of any better. their club record signing was for a british clogger from west ham, tells you everything you need to know
>>151815331oh and i forgot to mention i'm trans btw
>>151815331at what age did you know you were trans
>>151815307>>151815289Trevor Woodhouse does not post on 4chan. He tweets hundreds of times per day and none of them are ever about football. Both of you idiots were mindkilled a mentally ill /pw/ poster.
>>151815331>>151815366You tell 'em sister!
>get subbed on late>younger teammate wins a penalty in his first ever CL game>insist on taking it yourself>get booed by your own fans as you place the ball down>miss>get booed even more
if my club paid 100m quid for declan rice i'd change sports desu
>>151815415what about it your club put a cheeky extra 30 for Florian Wirtz
>>151815405physiognomy chads win again
Cold Palmers cold willy
>>151815420wirtz has more talent in his big toe than declan rice
>>151815484This is your mind on HRT
>come out as trans>get rattled by yank flag>cry about declan riceyep it's a livertroony melty
>>151815506ya luv to see it
HE'S GOT NO PULSEHE'S GOT NO PULSEOH DIOGO JOTAHE'S GOT NO PULSE
Yet again, we've won another game of football without conceding a goal
Did Slot cry about set pieces after the match last night? Doubt he was even asked about that pathetic moan of his.
Has Arsenal won a CL yet?
Doesn't matter how you look at it, Liverpool and City won the league while playing entertaining and attacking football. If Arse wins they would have played the most boring football ever seen by a PL winner, while their fans are celebrating clean sheets and negative football. That's not a good look for their "club".
>>151815207>centerbackFOY
>>151810482he's done absolutely nothing since coming here
>>151815701>Doubt he was even asked about that pathetic moan of his.Spitty was too busy sliding his tongue up his arse after slagging him off for weeks >>151814488
>>151815682Arsenal ending up with nothing after this start is going to be the funniest thing of all time.
aw with his weird analingus fetish at it again
>>151815710New Mourinho innit
Just a reminder that Wirtz is a £120m flop. Complete and utter dog shit.
>>151815737well he will get ultimately judged over time, but certainly at the moment he is dog shit
genuinely the way the chat was going on i thought auschwirtz must've scored a hatty last night, but no he did the sum total of fuck and all againmental how protected this player is
>>151815710>noooo this team i don't support has to entertain meee!you sound like a woman
Day in the life of an ABL>Wake up>Obsess over Liverpool>Sleep>RepeatDeranged individuals
Don't talk about matches which took place last night
well it's true no one will talk about the arsenal match given it was boring as fuck and no one cared
>>151815752I thought he'd at least gotten the assist judging by all the talk but I think it was Szobozlai But on the other hand, it does look like the pure unadulterated schizo sameposting has been reduced if at least by 50% so that's good news at least.
>no one will talk about the arsenal match DAE struggle to scroll upwards???
>>151815771>the pure unadulterated schizo sameposting has been reducedgod if only lad
>which took placeInstead of pursuing education or a job they choose to cry because Liverpool are the best team in the world. Sad!
Deary me did the Scouse rat just fall flat on his ugly face?
>>151815775you told him fella.......
>>151815722we must win. it's our fate, can't run from it.
>>151815759If every team played like Arsenal football would be a dead sport. The point is to entertain; that's why working class people spend their hard earned money on 100 pound tickets (not like a useless dole bludger would know that.) Is that easy enough to understand for you, idiot?
Thomas Frank cannot control his players because he is scared of them. Played both of the players who MUGGED HIM OFF. Even Fat wouldn't have done that.
Wirtz can only score or assist whenn he's playing in Germany or pre-season
184 days since Alexander Isak last scored a Premier League goal
>>151807995>Mbappe 6.9>Vini 7.0All Kylian did was pass to Liverpool players and Vini did nothing except get pocketed by a second choice RB. How the fuck do they both have better games than Ekitike? Who decides this shite?
>>151815785They seem to be on good terms
>>151815710gotta find some stuff to act superior about as a spurs fan dont ya
>>151803228 While we're on the topic of bitching about past suffering, it boiled my piss seeing a BBC article from Tony Pulis saying how Arsenal fans gave him flak for relying on set-pieces. The set-piece goals were frustrating to concede, but that's not the reason Arsenal fans hated Stoke. They hated Stoke because Shawcross almost ended Aaron Ramsey's career with that stupid tackle, and then the Stoke fans had the fucking nerve to boo Ramsey as if he ever did anything wrong.
>>151815822The corner slander is permissible but what I laughed at was when the media put Arsenal in with the long-throw wankers (i.e. literally Stoke tactics) with no shame at all.
Liverpool had their pants pulled down over all of their signings over the summer But £120m for someone who can simply run about a bit getting so strongly defended means Wirtz is the worst one
Arsenal spent 105m on declan shite LMFAO
>>151815783>the point is to entertainwhat a plastic. typical jf
>>151815838dont forget 70m on a dogshit cov reject whos stinking up the bench and 80m for a 30 year old npc from crystal palace
*does nothing**is praised*Is this why Scousers love Wirtz? They think doing fuck all - their favourite pastime - deserves praise?
*spends 1 billion quid**wins nothing*Is this the story of the Arsenal?
dvde. the app said he was best player.number with decimal point higher than others means more than goals or assists!
is that the 0 goals and 0 assists that the swedish donkey scored for arselel
>>151815841>nooo you have to waste your life watching boring football and pretending to enjoy it otherwise you're a plasticYou're a fucking idiot.
Y'll need to stop hating on Benji Tesco
All you bedwetters still wanting Slot sacked? Conor Bradley doubters? Shouldn’t have signed Wirtz? Fuck yas. Get in you red men. YNWA
>>151815774Okay, maybe by 25% lol
let's not forget how fucken shit lel liga is, they literally couldn't score against a team that lost to crystal palace not once, not twice, but THREE times. and they're considered the "biggest european club" with all those galactico signings.
The problem with this thread is the eternal arsenal general because all the losers in there feel emboldened by its presence to shit up the board including /epl/.It should be moved to /b/ or /trash/ where it belongs
>>151815898Just saw that your bench midfielder Merino has more goals this season than Liverpool's 'best summer signing' striker Ekitike So even he is a flop now wtf is going on with Liverpool's recruitment?
>>151815914warra trophy for assna
>>151815914>Ekitike£80m btw but by Liverpool standards that's a small fee (Flop cost £120m)
kerkez (a defender) has scored the same amount of goals as arsenal's marquee signing (a crystal palace pensioner) btw
WIRTZ ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED REALS MIDFIELD
>>151815914Wait til you hear about Isak and Wirtz
Scousers truly know no shame to bring up Kerkez when defending their horrible recruitment
>>151815929As Liverpool utterly devastatingly demolished Real Madrid 1-0 at home with an offside goal from a set piece.
aw implicitly admitting eze is fucking shite pmslreally is one thick southern cunt
>>151815900are they losers for staying in their general or for not staying in their general matemake up your mind
>>151815958He just wants to seethe on 4chan, he doesn't have anything else in his life. Leave him alone!
odeshaart, eze, and mikel merinothese are the lofty standards that only arselel customers maintain for their creative players, being the highly decorated club they are they know talent when they see it
>>151815838I'm not even an Arsenal fan but he's probably the best midfielder in the Premier League at the moment, therefore best in the world.
>>151815958Put another prawn on the barbie, there's a good lad
Bukayo Saka in the PL: Non-pen goals: 1 in his last 16 games. Assists: 0 in his last 21 games
>>151815967lol
>>151815960guess we should talk about spurs massive win last night instead
>a-actually we signed some great players such as Kerkezlmfaooooooo
Arsenal spent more than Liverpool last window btw
Rice scored more against Real Madrid last season than the entire Liverpool did last night.
Erling Haaland was raped
>>151815975Could have been 6-0 if Richarlison wasn't so shit.
warra trophy for assna
If you don't watch him actually play (bambi on ice) and also cover up most of his stats (goals, assists), Wirtz hasn't had a bad season. He's had a lot of appearances, covers a lot of distance and has a knack of running ahead of the ball. He also won't take shots which is good as it keeps his shots saved stat low. Player of the century!
Coefficient looking pretty healthy lads.Ten prem teams in the CL next season?
>>151815994Liverpool are going all out for Mo Farah, Paula Radcliffe and Forrest Gump in the January window
aw really has been mindbroken by wirtzsad to see
thinking how puligoat has more cls than the entirety of arsenal fc
why would anyone be mindbroken about a bloke that cant score or assist and cost over 100m
why arent you putting the prawn on the barbie lad
How many today from Big Dick Nick?
>>151816026He looks like a skateboarder
You are allowed to say Wirtz is a certified flop and a complete waste of money. Don't let the Scousers tell you otherwise!
Wirtz is a certified flop and a complete waste of money.
Liverscum shuffling through the apps to find the ones which somehow give Wirtz a higher score than everyone else
Just done a fat wirtz on the isak.
>arsenal win>liverpool winAwful night for Davina
mad how arsenal have the best midfielder best cbs best gk best wingers in the world but havnt won anything in 5 years. must be those evil northern refs init
>>151816026I've only just processed that he's 6'6
>>151816204https://youtu.be/3NM-adSBSLY
>>151816215kek really does sum up their mentality
>>151816208He's a big guy
>>151816215An away draw at man city is a decent result desu
>>151816284They lost the league because of it
There's no denying Wirtz
>>151816289And the other 37 games
If they want to make him the subject then we'll oblige £120m
i'd take a draw at city this weekend please and thank you
>>151816289that or the red cards for delaying restarts that no other team got punished for
>>151816334do you mean the yellow cards that every other team got punished with but weren't stupid enough to do when they were already on a booking?
>>151816340please be patient with the australian eternal arsenal posterhes not very bright
>>151816314Wow, surely this led to an assist, a goal or at least preventing a goal
>>151816340like the one in that aforementioned game where trossard was booked for kicking the ball away half a second after the whistle
>>151815710Liverpool "won" the league by no other teams turning up.
>>151816289i still remember even at the time city supporters saying that match was wide open and laughing at arsenal for parking the bus and playing for a drawclubs with a tenth the budget showed more courage at the etihad than those dickheads
>>151816463with 10 men?
>>151816468that was the season after
>>151816469mb i remember people making that argument for that game last season too
Algerian-looking fella moving about shiftily outside
Liverpool bad
>>151816505Are you sure it wasn't an Egyptian? It might have been Salah looking for an inhaler.
>>151816622>Newcastle getting the ball forward loads, for no benefit
>>151816505rip
Man United > Liverpool > Real Madrid
>>151816728 Arsenal // \\Man United > Liverpool > Real Madrid
>>151816739I'm still salty we (yes, we) didn't get a point against Arsenal.
just a FYI that chelsea are playing in the early slot this evening so they kick off in 2 and a half hours, they are away at Qarabag
>>151816742Arse will always take whatever they can get at Old Trafford, dreadful record there
“Liverpool is an interesting example, when Wirtz had the choice between going to Bayern Munich or Liverpool, he said to Liverpool, ‘I come to you if I play No. 10, I do not want to play wide'”, Wenger said.“Liverpool, to get him, they say ‘okay’ [and they pay 150m]. So they start him, but they destroy their midfield.“To play Wirtz, they took Szoboszlai out [of the No. 10 position]. Against Aston Villa, they come back to their normal midfield of last year.“Tonight they play Wirtz on the side (left), because the manager has said 'If you want to play a game, you have to play wide, because I do not want to destroy the midfield.'“He will have to play on the left, where he was at Leverkusen.”
Bruh who can stop Van De Ven? Dude is h-hayai
>>151816737beyond embarrassing
The way Trent gets treat by Liverpool fans is disgusting. He gave 20 years to the club and won every available trophy. Then he leaves. He goes to the biggest club in the world. The fans turn on him. They boo him and throw things when he enters the pitch. Why the media refuses to call out Liverpool fans is a mystery.
>>151816956Protected species ever since Hillsborough.
>>151816887We don't talk about that club here.
>Steam allowed me to look at naughty games for a few mins before it blocked me due to OSA>come onto /sp/>Weird delay with the site, changed like I was on mobile to desktop (I am on desktop always)>other sites not loading quickly like I'm on a VPNWhat the fuck is going on
>>151816956>and won every available trophyDidn't win the Club World Cup or EFL Trophy so, no he didn't. Don't think he won a Community Shield but I could be wrong (probably am).
>>151817143Did it again, clicked captcha and it said 'you need to wait longer' and it showed 2 seconds. Guess ISPs are being fucked with here so sites are getting confused. Stazi Starmer at it again.
virgin trans dyke
Florian Wirtz has gone 0013 outside of Germany 001 - Bournemouth002 - Newcastle003 - Arsenal 004 - Burnley005 - Everton006 - Atl Madrid007 - Palace008 - Galatasaray009 - Chelsea0010 - Man Utd0011 - Brentford0012 - Villa0013 - Real Madrid
>>151817485Kek
>>151816622I cannot Baleba it
Who are the most likeable players in the league? For me its:>Haaland>Mbeumo>Szoboszlai
corr proper goal that
>>151817784>Picks the three most unlikable players in the league
>>151817784rashford Sancho Jlingz
>>151817805The word you deserve to be called would get me banned. Have a nice day.
>>151817784MaGuireØdegaardGrealish
This isn’t even funny anymore. What the fuck happened to Chelsea? What happened to football? No issue with there being black and brown people, some them being footballers, but looking at this just feel strange.
thoughts?
>>151817846my 'thoughts' are there is a concussed man wandering aimlessly in the woods
>>151817843America happened
>>151817865but not alone
>>151817843>huntingdon_train_suspects.jpg
>CRYSTAL PALACE face a six-figure fine after being charged by the FA for their fan abuse of Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis.https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/37225682/crystal-palace-fine-charged-nottingham-forest-marinakis/
>>151817925game is GONE
>>151817843This is how I feel looking at every team now, I just barely follow the sport
Mantroony really just did that and spent last night and all "working" day seething about his team being shit and his rivals not losing. Sad little life for Mr. Dilator.
>>151817992we don't sign our posts here
mad how much better Estevao is than Wirtz for just the fraction of the price. maybe liverpool thought if they overpaid for wirtz it would automatically make him better
>conceding to a carrier bag
>>151817998that's why he forged your signature
>>151817998Kek
>>151818073>that's why he forged your signature
>>151818139
>>151818117we don't post our portraits here
>>151817925lelthese are the only noncringe tifos desu
It's not even fun to banter chelshit on /sp/, because their plastic fans go missing whenever they suck and they only crawl out of the woodwork when they're doing well.
>>151818258most of their fans are unironically africansi have been working in london for 10 years and every chelsea fan i have met has been one
The best centreback in Premier League history? Well for me, I'd have to say Nemanja Vidic.
for me, its famous megamind and current farmers league farmer, vincenzo compagni
Who will win the FA Cup this season? EPL>ArsenalUCL>BayernFA Cup> ???
>>151818092A better option would be some sort of solution, a final solution even, to the question posed by dual citizens.
>>151818437bayern arent winning the CL lol
>>151818626kane winning the CL and the WC within a few months of each other is the storyline and there is nothing you can do about it
harry kane?
Thinking about United getting little bro'd by the Grimsby manager after losing to them
>>151818759
>>151818777SOVL
>>151818665Based
no one in the chelsea thread appreciated my carrier bag comments not sure why i bother sometimes
>>151818820ARE YOU CANADAARE YOU CANADAARE YOU CANADA IN DISGUISE
>>151818858no but i have caught the leaf copy pasting my comments word for word on more than one occasion
>>151818869we do accuse leafs of being thieves here
Based retard
>>151818896thief leaf
lmao at mantroony bending over for a black man that couldn't score a pen vs grimsby
get bag'd
>>151818932save ussss mboomooooo pls score against forest
He's twerking on it kek
>imagine travelling to azerbaijan to just get a pointKWABELSEA
Kek chelsea and united are shit
>draws with you 2-2
>>151818972at least one's playing in evrope
>>151818982>playing*drawing
>>151818982england is in europe
>>151804957played for the medias fave club
>>151818999Champions/Europa League isn't the Prem
>>151818999yes huddersfield town are playing in europe this season
>>151818996Chelsea doing their best to imitate MONOchester DilatedFirst signing all the blacksThen drawing away against shitters
>>151819028where else would they be playing, america? africa?
>>151819063ingerland
Brexit means Brexit
>"Chelsea FC, not Cole Palmer FC"
>got FM26>decided to look at who the top potential non-regen players areSO, players with best potential (locked rating)>Bergvall, 191PA (Spurs)>Nico Paz, 191PA (Como)Players with best potential (Range between 180PA-200PA, depends on random number generation when you start a new game)>Lamine Yamal (Barca)>Estêvão (Chelsea)>Endrick (Madrid)>Ayyoub Bouaddi (Lille)>Franco Mastantuono (Madrid)>Ethan Nwaneri (Arsenal)>Rodrigo Mora (Porto)>Leny Yoro (United)>Désiré Doué (PSG)>Kenan Yıldız (Juventus)>Pau Cubarsí (Barca)>Luca Williams-Barnett (Spurs)Players with highest PA under 190 but above 185>Myles Lewis-Skelly, 189 (Arsenal)>Dean Huijsen, 189 (Madrid)>Rayan Cherki, 187 (City)>Baran Özmen, 187 (Bayern)>Miloš Kerkez, 187 (Liverpool)>Adam Wharton, 187 (CP)>Abdukodir Khusanov, 187 (City)>João Neves, 187 (PSG)>Arda Güler, 187 (Madrid)>Willy Kambwala, 187 (Villarreal)>Mateus Fernandes, 186 (West Ham)>Aleksandar Pavlović, 186 (Bayern)
>>151819110I just looked at your post and googled a few one them, weird that the game came out yesterday and already there is an article about United signing Ayyoub Bouaddi. Honestly shocked it wasn't Chelsea.
>>151819110>All of that complete dogshitGlad I missed it.
>>151819110>Yoro >Huijsen>Kerkez>Khusanovall of these are on fraud watch
>>151818900I very much like this buck
>>151819227Yoro and Huijsen deserve more leeway because theyre teenagers at massive clubs. For context, Van Djik was playing for Celtic at 19.
>>151819110Best GK in the world>CourtoisBest LB in the world>Nuno MendesBest CBs in the world>Virgil van Dijk & Saliba (Rodri can play CB but it's not a natural position so excluded him)Best RB in the world>Joshua KimmichBest LM in the world>Nico WilliamsBest CMs in the world>Declan Rice & Jude BellinghamBest RM in the world>Lamine YamalBest LW in the world>Kylian Mbappé (Vinícius Júnior if you put Mbappe as a ST)Best AMC in the world>Martin ØdegaardBest RW in the world>Mohamed SalahBest ST in the world>Kylian Mbappé (Harry Kane if you put Mbappe as LW)
header finna curling like a beckham freekick
>Dan Burn actually scoresMaguire not gonna get a sniff at internationals now. Tuchel loves Burn for some reason.
>Gyokeres vs Promotion sides OR>Wirtz against Bundeshitters
>>151819344didn't gyokeres score two goals against atletico madrid?
>>151819314>finnaAlri Lee Gooner, blud senpai.
>>151819362atletico madrid would get relegated if they played in the prem
>>151819375>senpaiBack to >>>/a/, weeb
>>151819376not too sure about that. especially when they spanked madrid 5-2.
>>151819395desu senpai KEK
Don't see a Man Utd match tonight. Did they play their CL match yesterday?
>BarcelonaRed card to Brugge and three penalties to Barca soon
>>151819331Even so>you are now imagining a Slabhead / Dan Burn CB partnership at WC 2026
>>151819457>one legged players out pace themWould be funny. I championed it in friendlies just to see how it would work. It's not like England have bad set piece takers with Rice and Saka. With Kane in the mix, you'd have three good players to attack the ball. I mean Guehi is certain to go. After that, who else?>City are winningBoring. They're going to win everything aren't they? Liverpool might challenge them for it. Arsenal have too many injuries to win anything.
>>151819512Have we seen Burn take a penalty before? Surely he'll have the same PASHUN as Big H did at Wembley.
>>151819376Lmao shut the fuck up
>Phil Foden (19) has now scored more career Champions League goals than Ronaldinho (18)Boomerbros, it's over
Remember last season when people were saying Isak is better than Haaland?
>>151819718Before that, they were comparing Hojlund to Haaland. Before that, they were comparing Nunez to Haaland. The media just try to create narratives that generate clicks.
>>151819718the isak derangement was madliverpool are lucky they got ekitike too
thinking spanish football might be finished
Chelsea FC
>>151819437Not played all week for some reason
As it stands, English clubs occupy 6 of the top 11 places in the League of 36. The strength of the Premier League is incredible but unfortunately it boils down to one thing.... money.
>Arsenal finally win the league>Newcastle win the CL to take all of the shine off it
why do "goth" girls get so upset when you assume they're into scream and terrifier and wear fishnets and listen to sleep token? then you go to their instagram and that's exactly what they do?
>>151820120>reposting from bbc live feed
>>151820127>Newcastle win the CLImagine if that happenedAn English manager wins the CL before the PL
>>151820141damn it, rumbled
>>151820127>Newcastle winKek
no one in the newcastle thread appreciated my bilbo baggins commentsnot sure why i bother sometimes
>>151819308>current virgin fanny dyke over gabriel>bellendham>nico williams>odefraud>mbop over haaland at ST
>>151819308You didn't have CDM, nigga.
>international break next week
>>151820127
>>151820555this is Gabriel the one time Arsenal tried to play without the handbrake btw
>>151820127Geordie Bastard getting all giddy after being BATTERED by West Ham and scraping a win against Bilbao
>>151820527kys retardSincerely, not-a-retard
hehe
GK>CourtoisLB>MendesCB>GabrielCB>GuehiRB>TimberCDM >CaicedoCAM>FernandesCDM>VitinhaLW>MbappeST>HaalandRW>Yamal
>>151820120>6 of the top 11already down to 6 of the top 12sad
Shame no-one makes .webms any more, that Burn header was elite
>Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis has gone on trial in Athens accused of instigating football violence and supporting a criminal organisation.In other news water is wet
>>151820968where's man u
>>151820972ukraine anon assumed drafted
musing on how the person of phil foden has more european silverware than arsenal
>>151820972Well you can always learn mate, I'm sure they have WebM for Lazys in Newcastle. Even spits out the superior mp4s.
>>151820876nice nitpicking, now post that 2nd goal liverpiss conceded vs bentford
>>151820985Stop deadnaming themIt's tran u
>>151820972there you are ill do you a solid
>>151820996Tried using those before, I genuinely have no clue what I'm doing
>>151820966Good list. Kane deserves a place as 2nd striker.
>>151821005Dan "The Man" Burn
>>151821005looks like one of those fake YouTube compilation goals
>>151821005not blaming you but fucking hell this is like 1983 qualitysuits the football though
>>151821005wtf
>>151821017>>151821019how does he curl it like that from a header looks like it was a gust of wind
>>151821024>>151821024>>151821024
Next. No Schizos.>>151821041>>151821041>>151821041
>>151821033>>151821047good job
>>151821033>>151821047Great job mongs.
>>151821033This thread was made first so I will use it. Cba with thread splitting
>>151821005That's fucking amazing
>>151821005Knuckle balled with his head.
>>151817846He did it better
>>151821005needs a windows movie maker entrance slide and 128kbps version of When You Were Young playing over it
Local newspaper had an article today about how Wirtz had redeemed himself.That the fans were cheering him on excessively even without goals and assists.I'm honestly not watching English football at all. Is that even remotely true?
>>151826326We're seeing the same articles here. It's complete bullshit.
>>151826326>>151826355Meaning that he's redeemed himself, that is. Liverpool customers and pundits ARE calling him world class for how he runs about a bit.