Heemviously >>151886990
Anime
UFC ppv, ONE ppv, BKFC fight night. looks like a fun weekend ahead
compiling a list of niggas whom had bare aura until they spoke:ortegaian garry's aoife
He's got tremendous moxy for his size
heem
Finally a good fucking card
I'm so excited for the Islam fight bros, I hope he wins
oh shit I just realized theres more on the line this sataday than meets the eye
Why is /heem/ so dead? It’s MSG fight week.
>>151902836Damn JDM bodied that raped BBC piggy freak Clitia Seems like everyone has at this point
>>151902858this nigga low key got white features. and hands
>>151902847Too many shit cards in a row.
JDMChangBradyPratesDarioosh
taco padildo begging Dana for an EBT bonus has damaged us
Which WW fight is the title eliminator?
Lineal BMF caveman Giacomo
>>151902847Just let this place die, it's suffered enough
>>151902847Apparently Islam has been caught up playing Arc Raiders and team khabib are scared he's going to pull out last minute
I will fart on Islam and compromise his immune system
In the midst of a booze and stimulant fuelled rant, Schaub coined the term "Zatdaddy". He showed you shitposters levels
bitch im the zatdaddy
Zathumpy is cringe.
If all wmma fighters looked like Gina as a minimum it would be huge.
Brendan Schaub
>>151903021
talmbout Nogueira's last win?
>>151903076No I'm talking about Cro Cop's zaddy!
>>151903006if rose namajunas spread her asshole three years ago mma would have reached new heights. sadly we are stuck in a helwani raghead sweat shop of refugees with little or no combat skills begging Dana for snap benefit bonus. Grim!
>>151903082OH NONONO, CROSISSIES HE JUST REMINDED US>clitty cage heats up to 700 degrees and explodes
>>151903119Oh no gay jokes!!! My clitty leaks just thinking about it!!!
>>151902858During the weigh ins, WE will whisper into Justin Gaethje's ear: "Man, I really loved her. She has taken our kids."
>>151903119Unc can't handle the bants sadly!
>>151903141*beep beep*Oh yeah thats the projection alert! Projecting! Projecting! Let me call you a waaaaaambulance bud!
Forrest Gump
>>151903154good movie b
>its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SivEzhN1SIU>islam weighs in with josh thompson on the weighing in podcashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SivEzhN1SIU
>>151903159>>151903169You are so fucking mad right now
>>151903159
>>151903141Zamn sexy Slamdaddy really got ya boiminge moist today huh
>>151903205Youre gay and mad kek
She gave me a BJ but wouldn't let me touch her Booty, I touched it anyway then she pulled away.Dumb bitch dumb dumb dumb. Deary me
>>151902858That's Rey Mysterio's kid!
Why are women so dumb and rude?
What is unc's problem
>>151903218Your TWPiglet is squirting more embarrassingly than Charlie’s I’m afraid
>>151903235Someone get this angry unc into the retirement home he's shitting his pants because he has anal prolapse from gay sex LOLOLOLOL!
uhoh meltie alert
>>151903222Enough about your mother's supervised visits playa!
>>151903263U mad bro?
Erins like 36 he's no zoomer
>>151903275Supervised, what does that mean?
>>151903291>why would a bunch of underage mentally jerking off over gay sex references make someone mad?You tell me
Kayla Harrison
ZAMN!
>>151903291Why are you imagining underage boys jerking off?
putting hap and ace and chandler and wife into an oceangate submersible and telling them there's a popeye's in the mariana trench
>>151903308>it doesn't make anyone madThat checks out since you're nobody KEK!!
>>151903291You're a fan of a sport where the CEO is doing shit like this. There is a deeper issue than what you're upset about.
>>151903321You’re using an MMA thread to fantasise about underage boys jerking off. Stop doing that.
>>151903141>>151903159Bodied that repressed homo freak, he’s gonna spend the rest of the day seething and shitting up the thread
>>151903330that's cool he's got a midget in a suitcase ahahahaha
>>151903337>VIGOROUSLY having a melty because his prolapsed butthole puckers at every no no jokeYou are SO pissed
>>151902858You are literally blackfacing some messican to fit your fetish, the homosexual form of hijab porn
The future of our sport is at stake this Saturday.
uh oh Sneed and spammy have linked up I repeat Sneed and spammy have linked up
>>151903356Which is why we are all paying full price+tip to enjoy ONE this weekend
>>151903345>umm arkshually the underage boys in my fantasy were only mentally jerking off You need to put on a list
>>151903154>>151903174Propably one of my least favorite but fersure tom wanks' magnum otus
>>151903356the future for my lunch is the toilet
>>151903358The best thing is posting it then watching you poo poo yourself!
>>151903362Please stop seething and salivating over underage boys on the sports board.
>>151903345>>151903339Kek this is the weirdest argument ever. I'm enjoying this shit
>>151903356Are weitsu is winning bappa
>>151903348Why would you want brick dust on your burger? Is this cunt retarded or something?
>>151903348(Crunch crunch crunch)
>>151903381I’m talking about your fantasy were operate boys were jerking off >>151903291
>>151903382you're definitely not underage you old ass nigga
This is my thread an excellent thread and deranged faggots are shitting all over the floor
>>151903358Sexy Slamdaddy got ya piggy pedo Chomonese bacon bussy in a twist I fear
>>151903402binland
>>151903404Imagine if this dude sucked a BBC then got thrown off the roof woop woop!!
>>151903400I know, otherwise you’d be jerking off to me
>>151903408You admitted to gooning over the thought of underage boys making gay sex posts.
>>151903417Kek you're so angry about 4chan
>>151903415nah we've seen you're face that door is closed for you bud
>>151903417Why do you keep imagining kids? Stop gooning.
Calling out the threads obsession with gay sex and bbc really got the schizos revved beyond belief. Leaf’s done a number on all of you
>>151903417>6 monthshuh? what do you know?
>>151903411Give me a qrd of what's afoot here this is even more lowbrow shit than porkybong's anus based asinine alliteration
>>151903431So you only jerk off to pretty boys?
>>151902818tremendous gyno for his size too
>>151903442The usual foolishness
>>151903417Why did you specify "skinny brown kid" like that? Kinda sus unc
>>151903451Black peepee in your bunghole
>>151903452do you not view yourself as a pretty boy?
>>151903442You have some competition for the oldest fattest Chomo on heem, I fear
>>151903451They can’t help themselves they have to spam about it even more
LMFAO
>>151903459He’s gooning I’m afraid. >>151903464If i say yes you’re gonna start gooning again
>>151903469Easy unc you got big black cock withdrawal you'll be good in no time kek
>>151903477Erdaddy gets my maggot minge moist. Please bring me a new sexy Somalidaddy NOW
Erin? That's a girl's name playa!
>>151903488Dis doo is actually touching city pigeons
hmm I'm thinkin' Brady vs JDM for the UFC 322 Main Event
>>151903507he really is a fucking moron isn't he? inbred, disgusting mountain freak
>>151903502Does that trigger your AGP?
>>151903417Okay I wasn't hating on unc but he's being kind of sus fr
>>151903524You snowballed several spunk loads from Sedrique Dumas’ pitbull for free meth.
https://youtu.be/H6wl-EyhXl0?si=KpOPamw44RbxHuED
>>151903545Total shit, delete this post.
I heil Hitler nigga
ha ha I go america I pig up dog turds in park, me dagestani me wrestle me sniff man ass
>>151903554that wasnt my original post, russian hacker group CUMBLYAT got me
>NOOO NOOOOO DONT TOUCH THE BIRDIELMAOOOO you are all so fucking angry
>>151903561this reminds me of some UFC fighters lol
>>151903437>implying it isn’t just one mentally ill individual on multiple vpns
Disgraceful display
ok see you guys later I have to go to work
>>151903598Good piggy, back to work
I think gina and rockhold in their fighting prime were amongst the most attractive people to exist
Pigslam Makhachev
>>151903603This dude is unemployed lmfao!
Khapig Nuporkamedov
>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjDrgX7OfpA>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjDrgX7OfpA>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjDrgX7OfpA
>>151903598based Buday doing the jobs Americans/Canadians/Europeans don't want to do
K-1 will win the weekend
>>151903644im finna embed my cock in your ass playa!
>>151903628Slamdaddy is really... SlamPIGGY???
>>151903644>am twainy so hahd now, I fucky brazzas, is good, uhhh I go America, I find funny bird an I raping it, good no? I love islam, I love hump men, tank u joe woganwow what a HYPE embedded episode!
>>151903644no matter how much americana you put on these orcs they will always be orcs
Heeminder this is only the tip of the meltyberg we are going to see sunday morning when jdm comfortably pips shitslob to a split decision
>>151903644kek islam does look like a gas station rat I'd see deep in some appalachian truck stop just hanging out there all day dippin n' spittin'
>>151903644Islam kind of looks like John Pork here
Can't be moved.Can't be mogged.Can't be stopped.When will you niggas learn?
>doesnt look jus leik me
>decked out in crisp arcteryx that hasnt felt a flake of snowomg he looks so normal like a construction guy
Why is everybody on heem so fucking salty today? Smoke a joint and chill out nerds.
>>151903693Many are saying this
i used to be in those main events
*eats an egg*
>>151903753chills
>>151903753OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Ace Nickal vs Ace Chandler is the fight to make
BYCE MITCHELL EAT LEAF OFF TREE?!?! :FIRE: :FART: :FAGCOCK:
>>151903753You can't be country and scared to get in there now. Huh? Can't be scared.
>>151903741Wake up.You got knocked the fock out, buddeh!
>>151903753that's how you get salmonella what a retard.
>>151903726Imagine getting angry about 4chan, must be some angry old FARTS lol
>>151903644I'm gonna say it. Ariel's BKFC documentary was better than every single embedded ever released. It would be kino if he was doing them for poofc asking actual questions to fighters like he used to, throwing in some jewey instigation when needed. Anything instead of this slop.
>>151903787Can't be a country boy and be scared to get in there now.
>>151903753
>>151903789Watch your tongue. You know what happen when i connect.
>You vill sleepBig Frank to little girl.
>>151903827yea u kill a kid LOL BIG COCO GUMBO THE CHILD KILLIN RILLA
>>151903827How many kids does he have to kill to get the Jones fight?
Islam lost already, he has no aura coming into this fight.
>plz coby meet me by de rivah wait for me 3 day no open door for wildlife seeing u soon
>>151903881>>151903836>>151903882She was only 17 and a half years old you monster!!
Is JDM vs Islam the p4p ugliest title fight in UFC history?
ko of the year
>>151903888He needs Jondaddy to baste him in elevated testerone cream (semen) so he can get that cleft lip glow to him that khamzat has
>>151903888Islam has fishing aura and pidgeon feeding rizz pal, JDM is cooked.
I beat all levels in Geometry Dash.I could probably beat you all to death before you knew what happened
>>151903888>>151903907islam has massive UNBOTHERED aura coming into this fight.
bird make me sick I canot fight
Ian Machado "Garry"
>>151903911My friend's son (9) plays that shit all day unsurprisingly he's fat
im 65 year old shepherd from afghanistan and if you do this in my country you get turned into goat feed love thy neighbor alsalamwalmahaba
>>151903897Most NPC fight for sure.
>>151903899Nah you're excited from heemcency bias. Not the most aesthetically pleasing heem. Not that big of a shot, no good visual shot of the guy's face getting heemed. He has the wherewithal to bring his arm down to pad his head's landing, which means it's def not a flatline, more of a "that really fucking hurt I'm done" heem. I'd give it a B+ heem. Maybe A- even. Just a few factors from making it heem of the year. I'm not even tempted to save it.
>>151903955That is most definitely not in the hadith or koraan do the villagers know
>>151903959
Imagine having an excellent family name like Lindénand your uncultured heathen parents name you after some leaves
>>151903978the fuck you say about leaves motherfucker?
The newest embedded episode didn't have subtitles for Weili when she was speaking English, which is fucking hilarious considering they gave them to Paul Craig
>>151903985>born in south carolina, lived in louisiana, fighting out of floridaCanada has so few decent fighters that they have to rent from America for main events.
>>151903985A mistranslation fellow puck bruder I mean to say plant
I honestly don’t get the Islam hate. He seems of mellow disposition, more easygoing than the rest of the brazzas, even if he’s a little dumb. He’s also a very entertaining fighter.
Mommy Valentina
>>151903826Real one
>>151903988It would be racist to subtitle Weili.
>>151903988Weili speaks kindergarten tier english that anyone can understand
>>151904018Oh I hate this woman
>>151904018Iyam cyowbyoy but wyoman liyke cyowgyirl
>>151904006Mctapper fans that turn every fighter fighting a brazza into their own projected muse
>>151904018Can't believe she's only one year older than weili
Just keep pinging the cunt.
>>151904038Are tsang (finnish) is beautifur rotus petar and byabyushka (putlerian jiHAG) is oyld smyetana
>>151904041How awful.
Reminder that Grasso and Shev fought three times over two years and Grasso went from looking ok to looking like a dead dog in a trash bag on the side of the road while Shev maintained at fit babushka
Ace Nickal vs Ace Chandler, who wins?
just keep jerkin the ween ~ pat barry
>>151904061both run out of food stamps and starve
you can beat this cocksucker! -nigsig
>>151904038Your status workwise is the first thing she wants to know about you and what she hold now importance to. Guaranteed
>>151904056Factual post.
>>151904076What
Islam? Islam will weem.
>>151904076Saar!
I love Valentina because she reminds me exactly of this Lithuanian Milf I used to know. Exact same hoarse, deep voice, tidy blonde hair and obsessed with physical fitness, always keeping active and in great shape throughout her 40s
golk would have wrecked this nigguh
>JDM eating Pizza during fight weekIt's over
>>151904123Over? How is it over?
>Islam trying to catch fish from the polluted swamp waters of New York
>>151904123based fat fuck using American style tactics to gain an edge!
>>151904123...for pisslam
Is UFC 322 the beginning of an MMA Resurgence?
the picosteele analyst is gonna let you in on a british prospect named shem rock get ready folks
jackbussy after Islam (PBUH) rapes him and makes him his fourth wife
>Islam clapping his hands and squealing at cockroaches coming out of a drain
>>151902791Imagine getting knocked out so bad that someone reacts like this to it
>>151904157its the beginning of the end of the lack of resurgence
>>151904167Kek
>>151904142hes in New Jersey
>>151904164What sport is this?
Canada has absconded with Brendan Allen. I fear Matt Frevola may be next.
>>151904172Are you sure?
dreams of shem rock
I canot fite I am unwell I get sick from drain creature
>>151904180i speculate with fear
Stop eating fish you caught out the sewer drain and wild pidgeons Islam, you fucking savage.
>>151904102Her face is a little rough but it's probably going to be locked in until she's 60.
what do you guys think of nina drama's sister going into the biz?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEGsCijjDs0
>>151904102Lithuanian minge is top tier well done b
>>151904207Thinking she should gain back those 60lbs.
>>151904175Same water quality
nightmares of mandell nallo
>>151904207Oh my God, B.
>>151904123Extra cheese?
>>151903955Big ank knows all that pisslamic bullshit is made up gay shit by a zutted faggot ayyrab he plays along out of respect.
>>151904207I've seen unironic Islam thirst edits on social media. Maybe being an inbred simpleton is attractive to women
>Islam soifacing at corpse he found behind dumpster
>>151904207She sounds like the IC3 spice girl mel b
>>151904207New heem Queen droppeed
>>151904223Meat lovers, large I fear
Talmbout the black one iykyk say no more ygm say less famb yh
I've never been more pressed than when I found out Colby uses plant proteins in lieu of whey protein. All these years boying him and only just now I find out this retardation.
>>151904207Is this a paki churka hybrid?
the diaz twins vs 1.5 joe pyfers
>>151904242Is 'northern uk' a euphemism for pakistan?
Islam Makhachev; Best of Wuhan Wet Markets Compilation
>>151904252The real man's choice
>>151904276its a tan, she looks white
>>151904263Your body absorbs plant protein better, if you watched the Blackzilians Youtube channel you'd know this
>>151904288smdh
>>151904263Whey protein is kind of retarded just eat properly
>>151903644Forgot Peeon Edwards was even fighting. I lose my shit laughing every time he says his plan out loud that he's gonna beat prates then i'll'a proven i deserve get tido sho' neggst.
How’s Raja doing? What’s the update?
>>151904304Nah fuck that
sean brady fight week nigga
>>151904296>BlackziliansThat's a name I haven't heard in a long ass time.
>>151904207Move over fart fairy
>>151904311if he was a real super sand he would challenge belawl after getting through pratesh
>>151904311Leon popping up in the heembedded took me by surprise
>>151904207>9.2k views >38k views
>>151904304You'd be hard pressed to find a pro athlete that isn't using protein shakes to supplement their diet. Colby might have some power if he wasn't built off pea sludge.
>>151904311He said he wants to fight Ian Garry after prates
>>151904339Hard Knox 365, Combat Club, Sanford MMA, Kill Cliff FC
>>151904207It's a fucking shame really. She's one of the OG's of mma youtubers but she couldn't get views until she started doing that garbage
>>151904377Literally all bums.
>>151904423lol wtf
Here is an interesting scenario for JDM vs Islam. What if in the first minute of the fight Islam slips on a banana peel and knocks himself out? How would that banana peel get in the ring? I don't know maybe someway we'll be eating a banana and then accidentally throw it inside the octagon right in Islam's way and takes a step right on where the banana lands and at the exact moment. Just a little maybe possible scenario that could play out. Of course, that would only happen if someone where to eat a banana and throw the banana peel at the exact spot and moment where Islam would step on it and slip causing him to knock himself out. Just an interesting thought I had.
>>151904369Yes they are largely retarded like most athletes and people
>>151904423Mi seh
JDM by falling banana peel
>>151904377Knuckleheadz boxing
>>151904439Ok bappa I see you're just looking to argue.
https://youtu.be/x62zhwwPvTEleon musk is loive
>>151904423bro stfu
>>151904460Crazier things have happened
Fuck all of you
>>151904471I'm not arguing b just throwing shade at people consuming processed slop to try and get fast results
>>151904242All those hoes are ugly (except for fairy ofc)
>>151904493>nom nom i eat da pizza instead Okay FATTY
the ti'ul sho' 2.0 is inevitable, bruvs
>>151904475I don't know if other people have picked up on this but Leon seems to talk with like a slurred speech pattern like mumbling. It makes it a little hard to understand him.
>>151904499Like you’re some prize
>>151904372True but in every other interview he says once he gets another head sho' dead he'll be undeniable .
>>151904508*quits*
>>151904493You’re a morbidly obese pedophile with sleep apnea
>>151904493Athletes using whey to supplement is not trying to get fast results. You're being nonsensical b that's what I mean by trying to argue.
>>151904491even me?
>>151904486No they haven't
>>151904517me and fairy have been going steady for a few months now
>>151904491Thanks!
>>151904524I respectfully disagree. Respectfully
>>151904525No exceptions
>>151904540peach
who should walk out to this?
>>151904567JaiDSM since Slamdaddy's will deposit Sexy BBC Daddy loads into xer coin slot.
GODriush fight week
TRACY CORTEZ FIGHT WEEK HYPE?Hope she walks out to the /heem/ anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWdBtUbQeh8
>>151904576
>>151904583That bitch is busted; she’s over 30
>bsd favorite over godriushWTF how is this possible?
we must get this crucial intel to JDM ahead of the fight
>>151904583I unironically started getting cringe chills up my back and to my forehead. Cringe goosebumps on my arms, butthole puckered up and my dick shriveled up into my stomach from the sheer cringe. Had to close after 1 min. Whoever made this deserves to burn in hell for eternity
>>151904610Looks aside, cant argue she's a warrior thoughbeit.
>>151904619He’s been heemed twice in his last 3 fights, B.
Over 18? Yeah b not my type
>>151904652Dicey post.
>>151904652Clozapedo moment
>>151904652
>>151904085Your status workwise is the first thing she wants to know about you and what she hold now importance to. Guaranteed
>>151904643charles and arman could heem any. bsd was dominated by money moic
>>151904102Mad about fitness, nothing in the mind
Just how chopped is Tracey Cortez?
>>151904202A little? She has the kind of Lips that have bits of skin coming off even in summer
>>151904715Chopped, stretched, and slammed. Straight toadline ass bussy oinkin frfr b
>>151904722Skin: 8.5/10
>>151904722She's dehydrated from all the squirting.
>>151904652Get out of my country abdi
>>151904722She's no jojua that's fersure
Heyy I regret saying that.gst out of my country
>>151904785You are literal diasporka
>>151904760HhnnnnhggggggShe's forgiven >>151904751In your world
>>151904791What?
>>151904791You are a porka troija
>>151904795Yeah, in planet retard
>>151904701She was actually very intelligent.
>>151904827Porco zio fra
Aura.
morales is the real champ
>>151904837Sta zito
>>151904838>what you mean brazza? wherever i go i must also fish brazza
I find pam bondi sexually attractive
Slamdaddy has been voted Australia’s sexiest man for the third year in a row
>>151904850Let's go for that.
>>151904852I find her repulsive on every possible level. If there's one single thing about her I respect, it's that she's the literal only woman in Trumpworld who doesn't hardbog herself to catch orange daddy's eye
Porkmeister has to be circles the gayness is too apparent
>>151904873We don't sign our posts here
>>151904868You've finally managed to scrape together a funny gimmick in this place. How does it feel?
>>151904852Property of Aridaddy I’m afraid
>>151904871Her forehead doesn't move bruder she is just less bogged than her peers for me personally it's that you can see she's a man pleaser
>>151904882All of my gimmicks are funny pal
For me, it's Brooke Rollins.
>>151904873Circles, referring to me? You've gone back to that crap?And who is porkmaster?
Clozapig's dirty talking again, someone must've mentioned maggots, children, Somalidaddies, or all three I'm afraid...
>>151904896she's no Henry Rollins
there are levels
>>151904895>>151904868>dirty diaper Tyla when the the Afro transexual unsheathes xer HRT BBC
>>151904894She bogs, she just doesn't hardbog or turbobog like the others. She's the only one of them who you look at and you're like ok that's a fifty or sixty year old woman instead of being some kind of golem of flesh and grafted plastic
>>151904903No I mean the original circles they were saying you are, the bong poster before my time who was a proper faggot much like monsieur oink is in these threads>>151904896Very nice recc
>>151904913too babyfaced for mmahe'll cry when he gets his arm snapped by sean brady
>>151904852looks like Sneed
>>151904926I can't stand noem and worst of all I know a girl who naturally looks like her
>>151904923You don't fish for koi fish playa!
>>151904952You fish Dalmatian dick dookie out ya DDPS I’m afraid
woah this dudes a badass
Sneedy b is really living the dream in florida just fishing all day at his own leisure
Rodolfo Vieira finna body this freakazoid
Malformed maggot minge made miraculously moist by manly Makhachev
>rodolfo vierahasnt lost yet>bo nickal undefeated
>>151904985No one asked about your porky pussy perspiration pal
>>151904970Don't ask me for advice or next thing you know you'll just be smoking weed and fishing every weekend man.
is piggy out of undefeated white boys to jump ship to? is this it for him?
>>151904970>the dream>in florida
>>151904985Excellent use of alliteration my friend.
Magomed Malformedov
>>151904972That's what I was thinking too, why the fuck did they match Bo against Rodolfo Vieira? That guy is actually really good.
Did streamerboy really start dressing up in themed costumes for ufc cards like a literal woman
who does this to kevin?
>>151904985Excellent post.
If I'd dress up for arghmyeye I would go for more of a lowry aesthetic than a dickensian villain but fatso really thinks he isn't cockney scum from south of the thames (lol)
>>151904985ive been blind since 2006. today i just received cataract surgery which has restored my vision and this is the first sentence ive read in almost 20 years
beneil was poisoned when he fought arman and charles
Godofredobros...
gamrot's clone fought dariush
>>151905078>just in time to watch blanchfield vs cortezchills
>>151905069What language is this?
>>151904895You don't have any others
>>151905106Drunk on Somalidaddy cummies clozapig latin I'm afraid.
>Dana please, I really need this bonus my mom is kinda homeless
>oh I hate the finn so much I bet he's eating cum right now mmm yeah and it's from a black guy hnnng
Which fighter on this card is most likely to fuck trannies?
>>151905106Lowry is a quite famous painter who painted in lancashire the home of thomas "tom" arghmyeye, dickens is maybe the third most famous bong author after rowling and shakespeare, fatso is the streamer from croydon
>>151905122Clozapig's dead parents have said this.
>>151904933Oh shit, that guy's is back. I've always been curious about that myth of a man, how lucky I am to be in his presence. I didn't know he was English, thought he was American
>>151905124
>>151905124Islam Makhachev, and it's not even close
>>151905130I didn’t know you were from Croydon
>>151905139>backHe doesn't leave. Ever
>>151905157Wow what a revelation.Speak up Circles! Claim your name back!
>>151905157But enough about the Somalidaddy hovering over your sister's rotting corpse...
>>151905154I had a teammate and school friend from there so I can tell chubsy's accent quite well
Wherever you are?
Ayo Dana, I see you laughing at Chris Padilla, that's mad disrespectful bro!
>>151905170You sound jealous that his parents are alive.
Heeminder 'malis actually believe they're not IC3s and think they're arabs which explains the brazza obsession on heem, they even have a word they use for africans (jareer) to distinguish themselves, regardless jdm is winning this weekend
>>151905124prates seems like the type of guy to fuck ladyboys and then say it makes him even straighter
I see Dana White and Ari Emmanuel receive a lot of criticism on /heem/. To switch it up, name some positive qualities that they possess.
FACT: JaiDsM snowballed the sexy septic pozzload out of Reddit Robussy’s busted bacon bussy after Zatdaddy prolapsed it
>>151905208he's not wrong
>>151905205MMA?
Looks like I hit a nerve
>>151905210Dana kept putting on cards during covid.
>>151905217This is implying Zat has aids?
>>151905231The Somalidaddy before he realized it was another maggot.
Uncle ruckuses of africa fersure, zhang weili will get it done in the distance btw
>>151905224Moldy Mother’s AddisAbabaAids I fear
they're both actually pretty chill niggas
>>151905267Randomly babbling about MMA doesn't make your Somalidaddy gooning on topic I'm afraid...
Why are they obsessed with mothers and maggots?
>>151905240This a pozdaddy safe general chud
>>151905304Ask Clozapig he invited them in.
>>151905306Yuuuuck cuz, Don't touch!
>>151905217>zatdaddy has aids! alhamdulillah!
>>151905306So you and your favourite muslim fighters all have aids? Is this supposed to be a good thing?
>>151905217Excellent and factual post.
Are you looking forward to the fights on Saturday?
https://youtu.be/x62zhwwPvTEhokit on ariel
>>151905379Kek
>>151905403Dirty Diaper Donald has rotting boiminge currently getting pozzed by Shamdaddies I'm afraid.
>>151905217>WE are HIV positive
>>151905304Have you seen the state of mogadishu it makes sense tbch
>>151905408Bitch I might be
>>151905444Is that the gay dudes version of a wife getting pregnant?>honey, i just took the test and we're getting a hot viral load!
Its kinda wild knowing I could heem everyone in this thread
>>151905362Monitor.
>>151905440>muslimsDaddy!>jewsDaddy!>Aids patients Daddy!Make it make sense
>>151905446Are you saying your dead mommy's maggot minge looks like Mogadishu?
>>151905461I don’t think so
Enjoy some heterosexual schaub content
>>151905471Post gym. I'll be there in 2 weeks
>>151905036I don't know if I've ever actually seen a fight finished by kimura before
>>151905463
>>151905477>>151905482You’re a white guy?
>>151905480How much does he pay the haps to heem her b
>>151905485U 4 real?!
>>151905498I accidentally took a bunch of my moms birth control pills in middle school because I thought they were drugs and they inhibited my puberty and I have a big butt and features. That probably caused my AGP fetish and I mostly only get off on viewing myself as a women so I shave my legs and wear panties now. Stuff like that.
>>151905480thats fucking illegal. MODS.
>>151905509You'll see like 10 kimuras per card at minimum but never one used for anything but position. An actual kimura finish is rare af
>>151905515You were a drug addict in middle school?
It’s impressive that as a somewhat closeted gay man with chronic CTE, steroid and pain pill addictions and a social media troll army harassing him he hasn’t Benoit’d his wife and kids yet. I commend the Schaubster.
>>151905489We don’t sign our images here
>>151905519Rare sure but c'mon b
Can you please stop pretending to be Sneed mate?
>>151905519You need some dagidaddy in your life playa!
Sneed (if that’s even him) isn’t even that bad looking
>>151905575Clozapig's clitty just leaked.
>>151905575Who's the skirt
>>151905588>if that's even himDamn Xadame he just called you an ugly piggy...
damn Ilia's bitch really left him for bbc, it's like a shitpost made true
jdm got wobbled and held down by belul in rd 5
>>151905650Trvke.
>>151905618Spamdaddy predicted this. https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Clitia%20bbc/order/asc/
>>151905638
>>151905663Some excellent posts.
Schaub's pluribus ink has aged like fine wine it's now a hit show on tv!
let that man get past
No I'm not trying to ruin your fun, you're just a little too late If you see me out in Pensacola say HiBut if you see me post on /heem/ I'm a talkative guy
wtf is VeChain?
Ariel Helwani Adolf Hitler
>>151905747The official block chain of the UFC innet?
>>151905753Are people still falling for that cryptoscam bullshit?
>>151905764Yes shitcoin is rising again
The fact that so many people still celebrate Kirk’s death proved that his posts REALLY stuck with people didn’t they?
>>151905781Erin this is a blue board contain yourself
>>151905781DAMN Pakibong looks like THAT?!!
ken shamrock should be the spokesperson for the official choker of the ufc
heeminder pfl champion got shot 5 times with a gun in dagestan
>>151905802'd 'o
Played some BF6 damn that game is crazy fun
>>151905791>sees a naked woman and immediately thinks of a brown boy
>>151905781Oh dear, oh dear...
>>151905781imagine if you have amazing tit genetics but you will never know
>>151905815Embarrassing gun skills
>>151905781So this is the notorious p*kibong eh?
>>151905839Erin looks at least 34 maybe 40 xhe's just built like a teenager
Clozapedo and Chomonada have been gooning over underage brown boys for hours now
Noodle arms no chest skin soft like a mcgregor coat
Oh dear oh dear Clozapig got into his dead mommy's birth control pills I fear...
>>151905865Trans women aren't boys chud we respect their pronouns here.
>>151905871We don’t sign our posts here
Why is half of this thread about schizo-characters?
>>151905890Because the other half keeps trying to talk about MMA sadly
>>151905888You don't even live in your home country m80 you don't get to dictate anything now fetch me my chicken korma and be quick yh
>>151905905Seems like you're just trying to hurt his feelings with this post mate.
never EVER playing that shit game ufc 5 again, holy fuck what a mess. and almost all the players deserve to get raped to death
>>151905884They prefer male children
>>151905905Damn you feedin' the dementia daddies good, huh?
>>151905912We respect porky's pronouns here b xhe's a chick with a dick
>>151905879Clozagod revved you
>>151905905Don’t fret. The Somalidaddy is on his way with a portion of Mogadishu milkies.
what the hell are you freaks talking about
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