>>151861815
You cannot say assalamualaikum you cannot
Dead sport dead general
islam will weigh less at welterweight than he did at lightweight
>>151878325
1 week until an insane card. this is a legit 9.5/10 on paper and could be an 11/10 on the nightgreen = goodblue = greatorange = epic
*enters thread*
>>151887485banger ONE card is on the same day i fear fearfully
Did I miss anything last night?
>>151887537WDWTCH
>>151887547yeah turns out randy brown sux sadly i fear
>>151887547Typical apex banger
>>151887537https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/130445-one-173-superbon-vs-noiridamn that's actually a pretty good card too>Superbon/Noiri>Wakamatsu>Lovato Jrwtf why is he fighting again after his brain disease shit>Yoza/Superlek>Takeru>Stamp>Rodtang/Nong-O>Lee/Rasulov>Nadaka Yoshinarithis guy is arguably the best p4p MT guy in the world rn>Grigorian/Rukiya>Wei/Akimoto>Ruotoloholy shit they literally put their entire roster worth a damn (outside of Kryklia) on this card. this is unironically a 12/10 cardwe are gonna be eating GOOD that night boys. we are FEASTING like kings
>>151887485Prelims look so fucking good but>3 wmmas
>>151887641Valhalla can wait baby
weili always been overratedez val win
>>151887547This evil nigga heemed, as per usual.
>>151887728She’s a washed grandma, look awful in all her recent fights
>>151887728how could you? Weili is literally /ourguy/
>>151887688stay strong brother. Satuhdae nye gonna be one for the ages between UFC and ChatriFC
>>151887830ONE still exists?
Merab and Maria Luipita Guadalupe Loopy Godinez-Gonzalez just had consensual copulation on instagram. I expect their offspring to be some of the best athletes to have ever walked this earth. Little Maria Lupita Merabia Guadalupe 'Moopy' Godinez-Gonzalez-Dvalishvili is going to be an all time great olympic wrestler
>>151887888see here >>151887641they are literally putting on the best card they ever have by exhausting their complete roster of stars. it almost feels like they're going out with a bang or feel the need to put on the absolute biggest banger possible to raise more money. it feels existentially driven. but it's unironically a fucking amazing carddefinitely tune in for this one. we will be getting many many high level heems
a sudden stench emanated i fear with horror
btw Big Mack is a UFC champion. teeny tiny heeminder that i was the first Dern poster back in like 2016. I am the only Dern fan that was on the wagon from start to finish and never gave up on her. Did I think she was a fat meme fighter at times? yes, but the ride was worth it to see her as champ
>>151887641Superlek is retreating to kickbox slop instead of trying to clear his name with the rematch. Terrible story loss. Majority of the card is Kickboxing instead of Muay Thai. Even a gay grappling match. Yeah, we're not watching that crap, unfortunately.
>>151887960
>>151888042yeah I'm thinking UmGOD
>>151887728I get this if you don't have a well trained eye for the sport. But Shev is slowing with each fight. She's washed.
ice protest planted fireworks shootout shenanigans luke thomas
>>151888114Hate to break it to you m8, timing beats speed.
>>151888063your loss, playa!>grappling matchif you're referring to Ruotolo, it's an MMA fight. he just subbed Adrian Lee in his debut. he looks pretty nasty and is youngit is a shame that Nabil isn't on the card 2bqh
>>151888098>he doesn't recognize brazza in green hoodieturn in you heem badge right now
>merab beats umar>pettis highlight reeled magomedov>pereria heemed ankIf Jackie boy pulls it off 2025 will be the year the Dagestani Question was officially answered
>>151888199Arrakis will be ours once again!
You now remember Francis Ngannou
>>151888248he made a lot of money but ultimately lost the story, I dread to posit
>>151887898
>>151888220Is this Josh Emmett?
Ian Gary got a fat ass, inshallah
>>151888042im fucking old
>>151888319he used to fight at HW b, absolute unit.
>>151888042Robbie Lawler's second UFC run is quite possibly the epitome of heemor at least it was until JIRI came along
>>151888160No the feature fight before the co-main lmao. Bodoni vs Lovato jr
>>151888415It was. Knocked out literally who volker, proceeded to slap the fuck out of koscheck, pulled off an upset against Rory that altered the timeline, got held down by Hendricks and then went full heem mode in the rematch, had an all time classic (but overrated) fight against Rory, then another fight against condit that admittedly he should have lost. Best cinderalla story in mma
>>151888525oh yeah agreed that's kinda lame. I thought it was mma lol>>151888538now we have based Prates to carry the WW violence torch. dude is fucking gnarly. the Garry loss isn't even that bad cuz 1) Garry is game as fuck and very skilled; 2) Prates hurt him bad at the endhow does a chain smoker have such good cardio anyway?
>>151888683really honoring their french roots eh
>>151888675I’ll catch up with him eventually. I hope he becomes champ but that idgaf attitude with the chain smoking isn’t a good look. Welterweight is a shitshow right now and I don’t see Islam holding onto it for long if he wins on Saturday
>>151888769honestly if Islam wins and defends even once, he's gonna basically guarantee his place as a top 5 fighter OAT. I wonder if he will be willing to fight Usman or Muhammadhowever Garry might be next in line unless Prates gets a crazy KO. if that happens, then I think Islam will have a relatively favorable matchup. Prates is dangerous as fuck with true sleep mode power but we saw what Garry did
>>151888683what the hell
>>151888867Garry is guaranteed the next shot regardless of what Prates does. Shavkhat blew it by getting injured and when he comes back he’ll be washed, and out of fairness Garry had a win over Prates and has shown the drive for the title shot
>>151888935He calls his wife his sister as a joke iirc
New islam physique just dropped
>>151888996Garry is fighting Belal the week after nextPrates is fighting Leon next weekI think the more spectacular win will get the shot
Nigga
>>151889051wont rehydrate past 180lbs lmao its over
You guys ever gaze at your reflections and think to yourselves: maybe I was the problem all along?
>>151889095of course. life is me vs me
>>151889051The HGH gut will be there for Jack.
>>151889095Sure. Then I start shadowboxing.
https://youtube.com/shorts/8a985nSigWQ?si=5JBygvb5U384JjXN
>>151889095you act like you're actually developing self-awareness, but then you continue to shitpost >>151889140half a step forward and 3 steps back will be the story of your life. not stuck in the mud, but swallowed by it. you can't help it. it's in your nature to lose
>>151887485>1 week until an insane card. this is a legit 9.5/10 on paper and could be an 11/10 on the nightyou know it
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>151889361pic unrelated
>>151889065Garry has the win over Prates, that’s the deciding factor here. I’d rather Prates get the shot but it is what it is
>>151889338Deeply ingrained contradictions are a fundamental part of the human experience.
>>151889519whatever cope comforts you, mijo
>>151889095absolutely not, I know exactly who is responsible
>>151889095Nah fuck that!
>>151889095>>151889118>>151889265hope>>151889607>>151889695despair
>>151888248>beat frank>heemed volkov and blaydes>lasted 3x longer against ganelewis has a better resume than the current paper champ
Jacklads...
>>151890262Puna got wrestlefucked to Boliva by THE Nick Maximov
>>151889095I just keep my monitor turned on all the time
>>151889095On Friday afternoon I spend a full 5 minutes spying on a woman getting dressed in her living room. You think I have remorse?
>>151889051guys would you lick his sweaty tummy if he told you to do it ?
>>151890262lol ok why couldnt he do that to an injured about-to-retire poirier?
Did you guys see Islam has started taking creatine. It makes sense how he's managed to gain 15lbs of lean muscle mass, it's surely the creatine
>>151889361
alexander volkanovski deepfries a kangaroohttps://streamable.com/s2lit8?src=player-page-share
>>151890767If he put on 15lbs of muscle then his weight cut would be just as tough to make 170 as it was for him to make 155. But the fact he's been eating as much as he wants and is going to have an easy cut lets you know he hasn't. He's just healthy and has good muscle tone when he has extra body fat. People who are in top shape, with good genetics, can pack on fat and it will proportionally cap around the muscles and taper around the muscle insertions, making you look good, but I'd wager he didn't put on hardly any muscle with how much he's training and how many calories he burns training and cardio. He might look a little bigger in the cage but you wont see all those muscles in his back.. it's body fat.
the genetics of kody steele
the mechanics of christian leeroy duncan
Kody Steele's brain with Aaron Pico's fight IQ
>>151890761he was content to outbox him>>151890767way to out yourself as fat and dyel. post cup size
I like chocolate milk
>>151891387Foolio was too cocky and high on dumont brap rips
>>151889421Someone call Dana!
>>151891672Just had some Ovaltine. Pretty good.
>>151891729thats not milk dumbass!!
>>151889775
Look they got...free shavacadoo?? Bahahahaha!
hands like josh hokitmovie
>>151887898GOWTWM FUCK BEING SO TALL
>>151888603Tiny head ass mf
>>151889338I bet you're fun at parties
/heem/ I'm disgusted with you guys, I'm sure you could've gotten way more creative than that. Sucks I have to try to explain this to my daughter on Father's day. /heem/ I understand that "Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete" is a copypasta but this is bullshit and uncomfortable.
https://youtu.be/b9k9slve35E?si=s5zztDuNDXSHNz8W
>>151891997parties are a weakness of the soul - conor mcgregor
Impression of Jon Jones crashing out on Twitter because the black pants at Hollister are called Negro in Spanish?
>>151887485>1 week until an insane card. this is a legit 9.5/10 on paper and could be an 11/10 on the n--*fighter gets eye poked**fighter gives up*
Tom Aspinall just had a tantrum and Andy had to rub his belly
>>151892284Tom Aspinal isn't fighting this weekend
>>151892358>whos a big world champion? rubbadubdub btalmbout childhood trauma nawmeen
Indians are so fucking hot and sexy brehs
I manifested this
>>151892420You manifested this?https://youtu.be/IrrJuz-LpVw?si=8CQJU_YiJ9qjdekB
>>151892420Same with me and Ilia's Superstardom I have a extremely powerful eye test mostly used for chaos but sometimes I throw lil bro a bone
Dricus by falling anvil
HouseCat MMA already debunked this by the way.
>>151892241parties are fun if you lift because you look and feel like a Roman emperor and can hit in any chick with no fear of confrontation
It’s up https://youtu.be/b9k9slve35E?si=F-Gw3rGYKzOWUMHx
>>151892284Your fault for being reddit and crying. Worst that ever happens with an eyepoke, aside from tom and henry , is the fight stops for 5 min until the fighter rubs his widdle eye and it resumes. Why are you guys such cry baby bitches? Just get over it and go take a piss or something.
OHHHHHHHHHHH
>>151892601We definitely watch that crap here. Power Slap is going to be a world cup event one day
I think Danas power slap endeavor is similar to when I was a kid and played this game that shocks the last player to press a button, I somehow got my old man to buy me it at Hastings but only used it a handful of times once it's novelty wore off, Dana was likely drugged and saw a event in Russia and he just liked it so much he had to have it now realizes it sucks
>>151892645dont call it crap
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>151893097that one time a janny banned me for posting this
>>151892464I miss heem cat poster's predictions. They were always right 50% of the time.
>>151891997you can use this picture next time when you say that
>>151891997
In a game of inches, there are no le levels... Only luck. A simple mistaken zig when there should have been a zag and a gift is given to the opponent.... As troubling as it is for you to wrap your head around, it's the trvth, unfortunately...
Nigger
>>151893505
>>151893344GOT ME A CHECK I GOT A CHECK YEAH GOT ME A CHECK I GOT A CHECK YEAH TRUMP BROS WE ARE SO BACK
>>151892510plenty of jacked dudes are spergs. there's even a meme about ittry going to a party instead of living in a cope fantasy
>>151893568I literally had wild sex all night after getting kicked out of a casino I'm simply too chadly for this world
>>151893638whats his name
>>151892510how are you a /heem/ poster and still think muscles = can fight>>151893638>takes it up the buttjordan leavitt?
im fun af at parties lil dood
>>151893672Having muscles just means you're strong and disciplined which fighters fear because they know they will get heemed
took awhile for heem to accept tom won
>>151893551>OOOHHHhhhhh He a rook jush rike me!
>>151893736cum on bruh
I prefer a small get together with my closest friends
the zawlg was absent at the last FN..
So Islam really just fled the most coveted division in the UFC in utter fear of Ilia Topuria to get a Mickey mouse belt fighting some cantender guy? Fucking yikes.
>>151893796this is how you solve the jon jones math problem
>>151893795do you guys ever compare girth, length, and straightness?
>>151893790I just pinned 400mg test E brah come at me
>>151893834ilia needs to fight arman to legitimize his title. i hope the ufc tells him to shut the fuck up and defend instead of trying to go full mcgregorhe's an exceptional fighter but no one will miss him if the ufc ices him for being overly entitled
>>151893834Many have been saying this on Twitter
>>151893726Yeah? Well I bet you're not familiar with early American literature and the philosophy of transcendentalism.
>>151893865You come off as extremely insecure and it's very unbecoming
>>151893924>Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boyThe piss calling the dandelion yellow pal.
>>151893835still one of the most money hardest punches I ever saw, frank was rocked before this too, he thrives on cte, the original CTEMAXX master
>>151893906I'm more of a author type I don't need to taint my creative thoughts with Trojans of plebs
>>151894014Strickbeast damn near almost slimed that spastic tard
>>151893906you may enjoy this story. kind of a Native American twist on transcendentalismalso, the author is a qt Nativehttps://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1902/12/why-i-am-a-pagan/637906/
>>151893889Arman can't even beat the gatekeeper Gamrot lmao
>>151894034Sure, whatever the fuck that means
>>151894064daylight robbery. every judge gave gamrot r4 even though arman knocked him down with a spinning backfist and gamrot did 0 damage
>Yeah I'm a jacked trancendentalist what up?
me to merab haters
>>151894034This post is art and speaks to me, a modern day Picasso.
thread theme music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F5dgg1eeGE
me to merab likers
me to maraddy haters
me to dagi lovers
>>151894161is she at least 18? if so, sauce?
>>151894196james bond
agent double 0 seven?
>>151894210which one. i haven't kept up since casino royale
>me when European flags feud
>>151894266spectre
>>151894184bro got no chill :skull:
me when american mma
>>151894294thanks veli
>>151894184Russia is a Roman Catholic empire and Dagistan is located in Russia by the way. Not sure if that matters to anybody or not though but I just wanted to mention that fact.
>>151894310DIEGO SAMCHAZ USE GOD TO KILL ROMEN RAINS! :eggplant: :fire: :cumblast: :shitfire:
The Jack Della Mandella effect
>>151893834Didn’t you guys spend the last 4 years complaining that Islam only fights featherweights?
okay I think Tom o' Finland trolled me. no way this is the same woman or else that webm is some god-tier framing
>>151894394I trust Finland more than I trust myself.
Fighting Russians during winter, I sleep Fighting Finns during the winter? Real shit.
>>151894413the Finns are known for their impishness
>>151894184Diego slowly losing his grip on reality while also being a huge drawl is peak UFC
>>151894184
>>151894500Better to live a lifetime an Imp than a dead person for a day.
>>151894394She was in her 30s in the bond movie
Nina Drama is so fucking hot man.
>>151894568she has unshaved armpits and living in a dirty commune energy
>>151894603mfw mom gives me spiderman sippy cup when i asked for shrek
>>151894603>when a 38yo mtf pansexual with 8 kitten-children tells you how zohran is gonna save the world
>>151894585You can meet your wife in a dirty commune.
I think MMA fights should just be one round with unlimited time. Someone has to either give up or get knocked out.
>>151894653ilia is a social climber. no shame in that but that's all his wife was to him at her essence: someone with money to allow him to build on his dream
>>151894617let us discuss this as true heem scholars
>>151894667this is the only based thing a Frenchman has said on /heem/ all year
It have Billy Zane
I'm even sweeter than your grandma's homemade apple pie
you cover this sport motherfucker?
alright finally. 6 days out they have linked the fuck up. islam is doomed
>>151894779omg
>>151894702I hate these new age mma fans, never respect hammerhouse, never respect 90's HERO MOVIES! I ANGER NOW, I SEE YOU, POW
ari took this from me
>>151894779>couldn't save Volk>couldn't save Whittakerwhat exactly has this doo done to earn his "sambo buster" aura?
islam's attending nicks games and shit kek
>>151894825Lmao somebody should make an AI generated video of Craig Jones and Gabi Garci kissing and then having a Jiu-Jitsu match.
>>151894689STAND YA BASE, THE SPACE IS YUUUURS
>we'll never see Poatan vs Jiri againPoohands should do that out of respect for his fan.
>>151894568A bit too swarthy for my Chad likings but live and let live is what I say
>>151894670Very well said we should all aspire to be like the Spaniard Gladius Maximus
>>151894928Pereira will lose the pentalogy.
my walkout song? why this https://youtu.be/e_QQamQt5x4?list=RDe_QQamQt5x4
>>151888248You can laugh at him, but Ngannou would tear Jones’s head off with one punch.
>>151895076frannie would get taken down and kimura'd within 2 rounds
>>151894667looks like Sneed
>>151895085That’s why jones sat around getting fat for 3 years while ngannou was champ
>>151895085I doubt it, Ngannou has gorilla strength.
I'm scared.
322 just got a shakeup! Bo "Bo Nigger" Nigger will now be facing Ateba "Giga Nigger" the nigger ! who do you got?
>>151895122mans was bulking. even francois said bony didn't duckhttps://www.mmafighting.com/2025/2/17/24365660/francis-ngannou-dana-white-massive-obstacle-for-dream-matchup-with-jon-jonesfrancis also supports jon cucking tommy ladhttps://bloodyelbow.com/2024/11/24/francis-ngannou-bizarrely-backs-jon-jones-decision-to-not-fight-tom-aspinall/>>151895123fat good that did him against stipe before he turned 50
Reminder that OSP whooped Jon’s ass.
https://streamable.com/3a72txtomala sisters...
>>151895225THE osp who got 50-44'd and had his arm broken?
Bo's new look is very /fa/
>>151895103You know good and god damn well that ugly, deformed retard looks nothing like me nigga
>>151895258The very same.>>151895277He looks like he’s terminally ill.
>>151895277He should kill himself
>>151895326>He looks like he’s terminally illeating yo mama's taco makes people sick
>>151895214>before he turned 50A younger Stipe with less time out of the octagon than the one who gave Jones trouble. Ngannou stuffed all his takedowns with no problem and then knocked him out brutally.
>>151894839He looks like a sinister advisor. Scheming vizier. But an inbred one for a petty king
>>151895355Somebody should kill me and maybe Bo too I think?
>>151895358>the one who gave Jones troublehe got spinning back kick KO'd big dawg what the hell were you watching. Jon breezed through the first round tooNgannou beat a much older and worn out StipeNgannou was getting controlled on the ground at times by THEEEEEEEEEEE grappling dynamo Ciryl Ganehe woulda gotten outclassed easily despite your fantasies
i was a top dog, way back when
>>151895383I'm not opposed to the idea
dear islam mackachev.....we should be together too
>>151895277nothing Ed Herman didn't do 20 years prior
whatever happened to that one asian chick with the huge titties
>>151895442iron turtle fought last month
>>151895277
>>151895386>Ngannou was getting controlled on the ground at times by THEEEEEEEEEEE grappling dynamo Ciryl GaneNgannou had a knee injury, and he still completely dominated him on the ground.>b-but he didn’t submit himI admit that Jones has better grappling than him, but Ngannou is physically very very strong and has incredible wrestling (Although I think it’s less about technique and more about being really strong) that he developed after his loss to Stipe.
Islam Makhachev is basically Magneto
WONK WONKTHAT'S THE SOUND OF THE PAKISTANI INDIVIDUALS
>>151895488i disagree but i respect your opinion
>>151895481>Ngannou had a knee injurywell he's lucky he didn't fight the best oblique kicker in fighting history then>still completely dominated him on the groundhe was on his way to losing until Ciryl went for a heel hook. he couldn't muscle him down later as he did earlier>Ngannou is physically very very strong and has incredible wrestling>has incredible wrestling>incredible>i n c r e d i b l ethis is just embarrassing. I'll extend grace and give you the opportunity to retract this statement
why was tommy r. unable to do this?
>>151895538gane was down on the scorecards and had to cheat to win
>>151895357>*scalps (You)*
>>151895566okay I'm sorry that was lowgod bless moms, especially the saintly ones
>>151895500Jack Della Maddalena is essentially Sabretooth
Its not fair.
>>151895520Enough to avoid Jones’ takedowns, who couldn’t sub an aged Stipe. And once the fight is on its feet, it ends like this
>>151895667beautiful white women
>>151895676Argie my brother, Jon 10-7'd Stipe in r1 with hellacious gnp. Francis couldn't do that even after 6 years at the Olympic Training CenterJon would never get into a retarded exchange like Reem did so the webm is irrelevant but thank you for posting it so I can save it
Weili is goona destroy shevchenko
>>151895748She's Chinese
>>151895748okay
A smell see do fighter
I don't find Weili sexually attractive but I want to go 3 rounds with her cuz she seems really cool is probably incredibly tight
>>151895833She's Chinese
>>151895888I dated a half Chinese girl once. she was indeed incredibly tight
forgot to shave my head and beard today
Fight would be best if all time if it was Ilia Topuria vs Islam but dude is fucking terrified of El Heemador
>>151895900yeah because you were dating her
>>151895900 The tight ones hurt
>>151895998thanks man. I'm happy with my God-given endowment
>>151896005maybe if you just try to jam it in dry. gotta set the mood (fore)playa!
>>151896033I'm a rapist homie
RIPunfortunately, all I remember about him is Mirsad Bektic punching a hole through his chest
Bros, this economy has got me perma-heemed. I used to be that dude, swanging and banging with life until the sound of the bell. But now? I'm broke as fuck, I'm taking some damage. The thing is, I'm in the top 10% of leaf incomes. So most people here are even more broke then me. WTF is going on?
If Adriano Martins can do this to you than JDM is going to make you shit and piss yourself.
>>151896234I just paid $13k cash in tuition (returning to undergrad at 32 years old so I'm not finna take loans out) while only working part-time so I can do my degree full-time. I feel your pain
Slamdaddy
>>151895358Stipe was like fifteen pounds lighter for the rematch
I was thinking, Ngannou obliterating Cain in like 25 seconds might be the most dominant heavyweight performance in UFC history. But Joe Rogan ruined the moment entirely by sperging out over a non-existent knee injury that never happened.
>>151896236Machakev has gotten better since then too.
>>151896840he's become more aware that he has a jaw of glassone shot from jdm, one
>>151896935You're insane
met islam
>>151896973i know
Islam Makhachev is my son.
>>151897017Get out of my country
>Every day for a summer
>>151897034I live in Uzbekistan.
>>151895277Time for him to go WW.
>>151897243was he from afriguh?
>>151896975We can't see you, Wang. Is that your arm between Islam and the large blk boy?
Fuck /heem/
>>151897417
Why did he do it?
islam fled in fear i fear
>>151897790pussey
>>151896975giant inbred freak
>>151897905
>laffs
you are shook in the pocket. i find comfort there.we are different levels
>>151897941this lil nigga fits in a pocket lmao
>>151897952no
it was actually beyond belief. this was the first time a dagestani fought undersized
>>151897941what are you a baby kangaroo or something man? i'm a 265 lbs ufc heavyweight i'm not fitting in no damn pocket.
I’d go full Raja Jackson on any of you niggas. Don’t play with me.
could dustin have kicked it at 170?
>>151898019Fuck no.kill yourself nigger
>>151897941me in the pocket
>>151898019“Kicked it”? What does that mean?
>>151894673LITERALLY me
>>151898072*kicks you in the nuts*
>>151898054wtf kangaroo's can be white and furry?
>>151898019Make me something to eat, bitch
>>151898102That’s illegal idiot. Enjoy your disqualification.
The year is 2125, how is the most popular fighting sport at that time?
>thought I bombed my midterm paper>got an A-God bless kind professors
*spams my best attack against you*
/heem/ awards 2025 new categories >pico-steele award for worst debut>ugly retarded freak award
>>151898509>pico-steele award for worst debutshouldn't this be the Mix award? at least Pico and Steele both put on bangers even if they lost
>>151898477Redit is unironically seething that Ilia is just heeming everyone and not displaying the arts of MMA lmao
Best poster award? Finlandthanks for the 2 voters sweden and finland
>>151898477KEK short little wifeless midget
>>151898215Actually the ref just gave warning
Just took an embarrassingly long time installing a simple outdoor camera but I refuse to ever read instructions
Imagine the greatness Ilia would achive if he wasn't 140cm. Chills
>>151898526lol patchy mix
>>151898551Reminds all us real men if the greatest movie of all time gladiator small but compact
Imagine if Ilia got on a drone and started flying around the octagon. That would be pretty cool to see.
>>1518985519 fights, already champion and P4P.
GET OUT OF THERE CHARLIE
>>151898657Okay I need to see more mini Ilia heeming edits stat
Honestly? Im excited
Goo-goo gaga
>>151898769Muzzie fighters can't shake the reputation of being wet blankets so I'm unfortunately I rate this card 6/10 only because I love Zhang Weili
>>151898819would you like her roidclit?
I bet Islam would shit bricks if he saw Ilia flying around on a drone in the octagon.
>>151898819Many are saying this.
>hyped up as the greatest hand-to-hand fighter in the history of humanity>falls out of UFC's favour because his father reveals their plans of switching to boxing>acts so retarded during an interview even NINA DRAMA of all people can't hide her disgust>releases a private conversation with DC and ruins his relationship with him beyond repair>links up with Khabitch and acts all friendly instead of heeming the cunt, even listens to his retarded advice>gets his shit pushed in in the fight>Gane is jabbing Aspinall's nose off him>an accidental eyepoke, signature move of his archnemesis, is the final straw that breaks him mentally>medically cleared to continue but decides to quit>robs Gane of the belt>instead of any sort of apology acts rude to the crowd that had to sit through the worst card of the year>goes on a coping spree and releases multiple documentaries to mitigate the damage>a full eye examination confirms there's nothing wrong with him or his faggot eyeballs>doctors in the hospital laugh in his face seeing him play up his "injury" and refuse to take part in his act>entire MMA comunity except for terminally online gurucels and redditors turn on him, including current and former fighters>Aspinall's team initiates a media campaign claiming the fight should've ended in Gane's disqualification>the very next week, one of Aspinall's main sparring partners and close friends Ante Delija eye pokes his opponent Waldo Cortes-Acosta>one of Waldo's eyes is visibly damaged>decides to continue to fight>immediately knocks Delija the fuck out and calls out Aspinall for being a bitch made cowardThere has NEVER EVER been a story loss of these proportions
POOOOWEEER
I can't believe it he's gone...
Rest in peace king
Look I know you're a little bit crazy but you call this your clotorial bush?
islam 48-47 48-47 49-46
>>151899275he's gonna get a sub. Jack's tdd isn't that good and he likes to scramble. Islam will beat him to positions 8/10 times and catch him in a choke
Jdm's role was to give belel a story win on his way out Islam is now take his rightful place as kingJdm over achieved but it's still okay that he touched gold cuz he's a cool guy
jdm has only lost 2 of his last 4 fights
Islam was floored by an arm thrust by renown power puncher Renato Carneiro
if jdm can't find a way to win... his odds of losing are very high
>>151899781Didn't he get punched by Poirer a lot?
>>151899830why does jon have white shit splitting his upper lip
meet me in valhalla to catch this heem, bitch
It keeps happening.
>al iaquinta>Jack Della madelenathe parallels here are off the charts
jdm got wobbled and held down by belul in rd 5
>>151894196Fag
islam makhachev got knocked out by adriano martins in rd 1
>>151900160that was funny as shit
>>151900160What? That is crazy! What is he doing fighting Jack he's gonna get knocked out again. Somebody better pull him out of the fight otherwise we're going to see a death in the octagon or as close as we can get as death. Man I cant believe it! Why didnt anybody say something? We're basically sending in the UFC's greatest star as a lamb to the slaughter. Man.
Yeah im thinking edwards wins against prates
>>151900229No way man Prates is a straight up killer no filler! Edwards is going to be in a lot of trouble!
prates is proof that if you heem then nothing else matters. brother got bullied by ian garry and nobody cares.
Aspinall'd myself awake
Great to see that Aspinall is still OUR Heavyweight Champion. In other news, Jon Jones is a homosexual (not that there's anything wrong with it).
>>151900302>>151900329
>>151900286Ian Garry is just that good man. Nothing less from the guy who took Shavkat Rakhmonov to a decision.
you now remember shavkat rakhmonov
Shavkat Rakhmanov, what a guy.But then again, Ian Garry… what a guy.Really goes on to show you the ways of the Spirit.
Smashing Machine was a good movie bros.https://youtu.be/Yqh-WPtmWMo?si=nzBoVoJPNqZxhQnqhttps://ww21.0123movie.net/movie/the-smashing-machine-1630860059.html
>>151900286He won the final seconds. Only the final seconds matter, negro.
>>151899050Nina Drama just doesn't like are Tom cause he's White and she grew up on Jew propaganda.
>>151894861But it actually happened though.
people forget, meng
>>151900329Famous muslim humor on display
I don't worship Black men.
>>151900412She works for a White, specifically Dana R. White and shitspinbum is a gypsy
>>1518960813 wins in a row, b
>>151900472You worship a medieval epileptic nonce thougheverbeit
Is kopylov losing again?
>>151900412She doesn't like Aspinall because of his creepy rapey flirting and talking about fingering in their interview. And it's widely known he smells vaguely of poo.
>>151898808poor charles...
>>151900681who's the bint
>>151900433Leon WILL wall'n'stall and lay'n'pray this favela monkey to a dominant 29-28 walk off decision and there's nothing you fake hardcores can do about it
Why is Shevchenko favored over Zhang?Similar sized, Shev is declining in ability, Zhang is peaking.
>>151900711Factual
>>151900681>4W 3L in UFC>2W 2L in PFL>people thought she would be great>>151900708pic rel
>>151900711It's remarkable to think that Leon Edwards will end up with better record as Champion than Tommy Aspinal.
>>151900681How the fuck did this Ladd get kicked out of the UFC?
>>151900826Erm because she won, helloo?
>>151900842It was Women's Bantamweight tbf >>151900988Bunch of losses and weight misses
Jack can win if he knocks out Islam but Islam can win if he submits Jack.
>>151890767He really doesn't look that much more muscular, it's just him getting a little fuller and puffier looking now that he doesn't have to worry about being super strict with his diet to make 155
>>151901056What if Islam can't take him down?
we gotta call dana. this guys gonna be the next power slap superstar
conspiracy theory: islam is just fat now
>>151901087If he can't get him down immediately he'll have to get a little creative.
>>151901112He knocked out Volkanowski with a head kick if I remember correctly so he has stand up game too.
>>151900711The nasty peon got bitched out by peeazz in striking.Prates will kill him in one shot.
>>151901122He's most likely going to mix it up. I don't think he will knockout Jack but he can do some things in the stand up but it'll be to set up the takedowns. If he strictly keeps the fight standing it'll be a bad night for him.
Slamdaddy is gonna fix JDpig's fucked up face with brutal ground and pound.
>>151901155Hey, don't post here anymore
Yjk slamdaddy is on the soviet era super cycle. The shit they were giving gorillas when they tried to crossbreed them with humans. His sweat is probably 99% meldonium at this point
>>151901096Kek that's not even too similar to dissimilar to how Pereira finished uncle
>>151901182Really?
>>151901134If it's mostly stand up, could he lose?
>>151901187Apparently so I'm afraid. Unfortunately he's going to make the gon walk looking like Bane in the 1997 hit movie Batman & Robin sadly
>>151901201If the fight stays standing and Islam doesn't find the takedown then he'll lose.
>>151901214Wow I didn't even know you could change your blood
>retards actually believed Tony lostHOLY KEK
>>151901264C S OSO
>>151901264finally it's all coming out
>>151901285>five years ago
You have to be low IQ to think that weight matters
Has MMA been fake this whole time?
>>151900841Nah fuck that
>>151901408occasionally the actors get pissed off because they accidentally get hit for real and it turns into a legit fight. happens a few times a year.
>>151901387Right, look at the baddest motherfuckers in your area growing up, they were rarely the biggest. These boys grew up with Digimon and Yu-Gi-Oh, and never stepped outside
>>151901443Fuck you
Peeon Edwards fight week, let's goooo
>AHHHHHHH
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>151901488>>151901484yep, 100% natural
what torrent sites do you use for mma? last event wasnt uploaded to piratebay, this seems to happen often nowadays.
>>151901550rutracker
>>1519015501337x
>>151901550Why would you want to download waste time and space downloading that ppv? Just for the Umar v Bautista and Rakic v Azamat fights? mma-core dot com used to post every single fight in 4 parts and I'd watch them there when just wanted to watch specific fights. Even with the best adblock you had to refresh twice to heem them but you could watch full fights.
Watchmmafull > gaycore
Mma is over nobody even knows who jdm is
>>151901550Rutracker as well it's by far the best
>>151901455Conflicting thawlghts, b
>>151901550I simply type full fights in google and i watch the fights
>>151901711But a while back we said mma as a sport was over because they be pushn too many well known (hypetrain) fighters?
>>151901621i meant last saturdays apex event lol. talk about wasting time and space.
>>151901711bro, we ain't stupid we know that jdm - JuDzitsu Martial arts
>>151901632Thanks mate
>>151901779Go there >>151901632 it has every fight from the last fight night individually and surprisingly good quality.
why is islam playing touch butt with indian blobs on the beach?
My kidneys might be heemed. It's over.
I'm finally able to start growing my own food. This is absolutely wonderful
This is only the beginning, just you wait and see the kinds off stuff will get to flourish in my land
>growing food>it's grass
>>151901921Kek oh boy
>>151887290>>151887155good guy islam
>>151901921Brits are so poor they can only afford to eat the food animals eat
>>151901875>>151901881God bless
Ian Garr fighy week
Sneedchenko fight week
>>151902046Really conflicted on Shev/Zhang don't want either to lose
>>151901964What are you talking shit for now?
>>151902046So she can actually like a human being
>>151902070Why? Valentina is a bitch. I hope she gets smacked up
>>151902132Wow. Haha. Umm, ha, uhh, what's your problem, bud?
Merab and Loopy are a perfect looksmatch
>>151902150Just that's she's a bitch, that's it. If she wasn't a fighter she'd be done HR manager or something, and you know she'd be a tyrant with it
>>151902159Take that shit back to Ok magazine
>>151902161Don't think they have HR in Krgystanistan or wherever she's from
>I've seen you've been late to verk 3 times this month, unacceptable. Bring proof next time, only death certificate valid > Fuck you slav cunt
Val calling you a worthless pervert while she dry jerks you in the parking lot after brunch.
Had wild dreams filled with cats and dragons and glowies fuck off please
>>151902175Haha no they're all humble there, it's when they come here and get a "decent" job, that's when they start acting like they're big. Not talking about regular kyrgz by the way, she's pure Russian. You get quite a few of those breeds there
>>151902182Shut the fuck up
Been having a recurring dream where I'm in a kickboxing match. I'm winning the rounds but then in the middle of the fight my opponent lands a hook and I get a little wobbled. It doesn't knock me down and I recover and make it through the round. I end up winning every round on the scorecards but I'm getting my hand raised and can't stop thinking of how he caught me.
>>151901550>watching non-live sports
>>151902218Probably like this:*heems you*
>>151901881Bro you missed out on a scorching summer. Outdoor grown beef tomatoes were light work
Did anyone catch VeChain UFC 322 Countdown?
>>151901264tony admits he lost ONCE
Islam Makhachev vs Jack Della Maddalena is, if you strip it down to the bare minimum, essentially a wrestler vs boxer match up.
>>151902370If you really break into down into heuristics it's unfortunately slamzaddy vs ausgolem
>>151902287Oh no way!
Slamdaddy is going to gape this disgusting demented deformed disfigured wonk nose piglet freak
>>151902370The thing is, this is not a wrestling vs boxing special rules match, it's infact a mixed martial arts match so expect to see a mix of the two martial arts from both fighters.
>>151902124settle down okay?
>>151902405When have you ever seen someone not called Petr Yan mix these so called martial arts?
>>151902394man you need to get some friends
>>151902410Islam Makhachev vs Jack Della Maddalena
>>151902377Trvke
>>151902370It all comes down to whoever lands the big shot.
The UFC released the round 4 script on Patreon for Islam vs JDM. They really cooked with this one
>>151900681her and adesanya could start the dog raping olympics
>>151902422And the big shot being either a takedown that leads to a submission or a punch that leads to a KO/TKO
>>151901621MMA core has lost a bunch of fights, sad since it used to be that you could look up for any old fight there.
goyFC
>gets eye poked>bussy oinkin
Abubakar's smashed PC
mma fighters do be yolked as fuck. i initially thought i'd heem at least 90% of the roster but i might have to reconsider this.
>>151902419You haven’t seen it as of now, because it hasn’t taken place yet.
>>151902449I'm sorry I forgot time is linear.
>>151902449
>>151902445Who did you see that made you reconsider? Gane? Ngannou? Pereira?
>>151901550mma-torrents, its private and costs 5 bucks to join, its absolutely incredible and has basically every thing, all historic events, niche shit, everything. I have 2 free invites.
>>151893004deep...
>>151898657um is this real or what?
>>151902482That's Hugo topuria buddy
>>151902479watchmmafull.com is good for non-torrents
>>151902191Why are you saying this?
>>151902287If only a few months earlier, fucking missed out. They must've been devine, glad you got to enjoy. I'll be ready next year. A polish guy the next plot over grows speciality tomatoes, they're almost black. He gave me some. Holy shit
>>151902406Nien! Well don't get involves then
>>151902540Divine*, tobes, have you started gardening?
>>151902479This is really good I have used it since you recommended it bappa
>>151902548Don't correct me in my own language, I'll recognise myself, that's some real cheek.Yep, I got a huge Plot. Hard work but it'll get easier. Frickin amazing dude
>>151902557based
>>151902563Nice one lad, feel free to plotpost and ask some tips if you like I'm an inland (non coastal) finngol iykyk
Abus' Torso is crazy. It just looks regular there though. That's an impressive physique. No homo
>>151902563>Don't correct me in my own languageyou are somalian albeit
151902572Nice to get permission to Plotpost, I was going to do it anyway like I do with everything, but now I won't have to feel like such a menace.Geewiz first the fellow UK flag growing Tomatoes now I discover Fin is man of the Earth. You guys may not be such philistines after all
>>151902586Excuse the grammar for that one too, messed up the sentence
It recently came to my attention that they called kunta kinte toby but I assure you that is purely a coincidence
>>151902601martial arts? stop blog posting you fucking lost cunt
>>151902601I'm a modern day renaissance man that likes to goon to Dern's cheeks
>>151902586We call them sexy somalidaddies here
>We
>>151902611Erm I'm allowed now. So stop
>>151902612KekLove it!
Anyway back to combat sports this week is looking absolutely peach
Fuck you
make it worthy of this weeks fights
Me and (you)
B-b-b-bbbbbbBURRIED!
>>151902682do not redeem
wtf why is thread making disabled?
this is a blatant attack on MMA fans I fear with chills
>>151902692PakDaddystan’s strongest soldier
Okay I'll do it
Vilkommen >>151902791>>151902791>>151902791
